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‎（房屋出售）

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎好邻居！

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‎真为你高兴　你终于想开了
‎知道这种生活方式不适合你

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‎的确
‎我不喜欢邻居的虱子在我的泳池里

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‎我进去的时候
‎池子里早爬满了虱子

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‎说实话　我们会想你们的

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‎真的吗？最想什么？那头驴吗？

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‎还是晾衣绳？

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‎坦白说　我最想你了

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‎真的吗？

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‎那我们怎么办？

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‎中奖只能让你留下六个月
‎不是一整年

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‎-真可惜
‎-是啊？

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‎天啊！

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‎是哈

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‎怎么了　妈？

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‎最纯洁的圣母！这是圣母玛利亚！

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‎房子绝对不能卖

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‎真要命！

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‎（全球最佳姥姥）

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‎-我们必须把房子卖掉
‎-上帝不允许！

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‎我们几乎承受不了养房成本

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‎赫纳罗的薪水勉强撑得起一个公寓

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‎这么多？

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‎如果孩子们想去更好的学校
‎或着渡个假

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‎那我们必须卖房

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‎圣母玛利亚出现永远是有原因的

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‎要么她想让我们留下
‎要么她想惩罚我们的罪恶

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‎千万不要！

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‎天呐！

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‎我犯了很多罪
‎尤其自从听了叔叔的话

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‎-总是怪罪大帅哥
‎-你妈永远是对的　亲爱的

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‎你不是做梦都想发财吗？
‎还想赢那架飞机

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‎在地狱里　钱有什么用？

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‎什么时候你开始这么虔诚了？

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‎当时去吃圣餐　你只是为了填饱肚子

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‎别在圣母面前拌嘴
‎她会上去告我们的

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‎你们什么时候都这么虔诚了？

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‎巴布罗　教堂吓到你
‎圣人们都盯着你

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‎没错　就像这样

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‎别说了　珍妮
‎你自己的成人礼都没有去

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‎你呢　泰莉？
‎你说宗教是人们的灵魂

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‎人们的鸦片　妈妈

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‎一回事　你们很久都没去教堂了

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‎圣母玛利亚让我们走出贫困

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‎真的　听好了

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‎说吧

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‎我们的卢尔德夫人大教堂
‎每年访客超过六百万

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‎想象一下　如果我们要求
‎每人捐十比索

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‎加上瓶装圣水和蒙福符　全副武装

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‎我完全反对拿宗教做生意

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‎又不偷　又不抢　全靠自愿捐款

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‎我们无法阻止人们为天堂社区祈祷

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‎你们这群骗子得全部去地狱

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‎这位圣母只是水渍

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‎不好意思

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‎几周前你说过　会跟你太太聊聊

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‎时机还没到

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‎怎么能把小西叫成贝崔丝？

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‎你们不是直接花点钱
‎就可以摆平了？

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‎只要保持沉默　她会忘记的

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‎女人永远不会忘记的

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‎只会把怨气攒到下一次吵架

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‎你不会攒怨气　攒旧衣服倒是有一套
‎这些东西得处理掉了

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‎处理你自己的
‎我可没什么好处理的

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‎-这件呢？
‎-用它擦镜子嘛

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‎麻理惠的整理秘诀
‎处理掉任何不再让你开心的东西

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‎看　厄内斯托

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‎这件球服见证了我们的友谊

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‎我不能丢掉　不可能

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‎我会很想你的　厄内斯托

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‎我无法隐藏我的情感了

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‎我要离开这里
‎没人喜欢我　因为…

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‎你没法儿离开　你的家有
‎圣玛利亚的水印　没人敢买你的房子

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‎你不懂蕾奥
‎她总有路子搞到自己想要的

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‎等等

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‎喂　亲爱的？

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‎圣母水印让蕾奥娜改了主意

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‎他们选择继续穷下去！

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‎买房子时　我非常确信
‎这个社区没有乡巴佬

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‎现在得把我气死了！

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‎你在哪里？

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‎网球俱乐部　我马上过来

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‎我不得不撒谎　你懂的

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‎这事不怪你　怪我

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‎什么事？

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‎我想下午请个假
‎去看看圣母　可以吗？

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‎当然不行

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‎我绝对不会资助他们的房子

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‎必须想法子除掉他们

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‎你在惩罚我

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‎我不是故意偷走奖券的

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‎当时只想拿到赔车门的钱

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‎但上帝让它成了中奖号码

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‎打住　等一下

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‎是这样啊

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‎我的惩罚是和小西做邻居　对吧？

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‎好了　我忏悔了

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‎求求你　圣母
‎我们不能继续住在这里了

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‎要么你给我几百万
‎要么我把房子卖了

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‎就这么定了　怎么样？

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‎（欢迎朝圣者）

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‎快点　叔叔　稍微转过来

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‎如果大家开车过来…

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‎克丽丝塔　可以聊聊吗？

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‎克丽丝塔　求你了！

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‎她配不上你　小巴布罗
‎我会…

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‎没事的　叔叔　别给我出主意了　谢谢

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‎小巴布罗

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‎（卫生间：五美元）

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‎上帝与我们同在

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‎所以别着急　你可以进去了

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‎这不公平
‎我和很多人来得都比她早

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‎不能这么说

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‎耶稣怎么说？
‎“那在后的　上天堂时将要在前”

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‎但是在地上

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‎贵宾优先　因为他们捐的更多

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‎这不公平　算了　我走

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‎-是不是很厉害？
‎-是的

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‎我的意思是

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‎你进步了

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‎这可能是搬家前的最后一次了

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‎真要走吗？

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‎好吧　跟你的感觉很独特

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‎真的吗？我也是

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‎真的吗？为什么？

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‎你先说

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‎你不脱毛　你刮毛

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‎你上公立学校　坐过地铁

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‎我从来没有做过一个浑身脱毛
‎比我还爱呻吟的男人

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‎但我知道　我还是你最好的
‎你会想我的

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‎我说你进步了　像所有大人物一样

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‎你只听自己想听的

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‎就算你不承认　反正你会想我的

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‎我觉得是个水渍　你觉得呢？

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‎特佩亚克夫人

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‎不行　女士

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‎我不可能碰圣母玛利亚

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‎-入场费还没付呢
‎-什么费？

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‎这个混蛋！

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‎亲爱的　跟你讲过
‎圣母玛利亚是真的

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‎-阿尔伯托德阿尔科来了
‎-谁？

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‎他的《捉鬼敢死队》节目得过奖

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‎-小鬼宝宝他爸！
‎-就是他

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‎-阿尔伯托　《捉鬼敢死队》？
‎-是的　正是我

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‎-我是蕾奥娜　这里的业主
‎-你好

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‎-我们在卖这栋房子
‎-全都卖　包括圣母？

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‎-是啊？
‎-这真是个奇迹

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‎我出的价会比这位漂白金发高出5%

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‎谁漂的白　这么难看？

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‎她让我先买的　你们都是证人　对吧？

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‎对

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‎-告诉她
‎-是伯托！

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‎好吧　我比这个骗子多出5%

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‎别管她　她就像个老泼妇
‎把你逼进死胡同

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‎我看过你的节目
‎你是精神商人　对吧？

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‎-对
‎-终于找到矿了　我是说找到福气了

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‎好

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‎我们的卢尔德夫人大教堂
‎每年接待访客超过六百万

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‎-真的吗？
‎-所以

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‎所以这里没人去地狱
‎房子还是可以卖掉的

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‎伯托还是会让朝圣者拜访圣母

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‎如果他不会处理掉圣母　也没关系

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‎-什么？
‎-只要完成了上帝的旨意　就行了

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‎-是吧？
‎-是的

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‎我们要发财了
‎我梦想中的车就要到手了

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‎-我不用遛狗挣钱了
‎-我也不用跟你一起遛狗了

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‎-我可以上一所好学校
‎-对

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‎-我爱你妈妈
‎-我也爱你们　亲爱的

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‎我还需要伯托签字

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‎我们祈祷　这是真正的圣母
‎人们会一直过来拜访

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‎快吃吧　趁热吃

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‎-是的
‎-对

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‎我去看看牛油果酱

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‎没事吧　先生？您的圣水呢？

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‎没有？好

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‎嗨

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‎你好　我是让米歇尔　来自海地

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‎我要去加州

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‎没关系　你不用交钱了

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‎这不公平　每个人都要交钱

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‎我不会要米歇尔的钱

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‎我想你来这儿是请愿
‎但愿能安全抵达美国？

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‎她觉得你在机场会迷路

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‎来

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‎非常感谢

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‎-这是什么人？
‎-怎么？嫉妒了？

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‎为什么他可以免费？

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‎他是个移民　千里迢迢来到这里
‎肯定吃了很多苦

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‎他肯定没地方过夜
‎今晚我会让他睡我的房间

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‎天啊！我觉得泰莉说得对

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‎他一定受了很多苦

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‎但上帝给我们的苦
‎从来不会超出我们的能力

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‎上帝让他成为黑人
‎但作为交换　赐给了他礼物

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‎擅长运动？

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‎呃　这个也有

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‎等等　珍妮

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‎没听说过　WhatsApp的黑人平台吗？

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‎看看？

201
00:10:56,198 --> 00:11:00,160
‎比起这个　征服女人简直是浪费时间

202
00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,788
‎“一旦试了黑人后　你就不想回头”

203
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,791
‎-女人信这个？
‎-我觉得是这个道理

204
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:06,875
‎我们可没有！

205
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:10,295
‎黑男人阴茎大　女人只在乎尺寸

206
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:14,299
‎这是赤裸裸的种族和性别歧视
‎都可以做成表情包了

207
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:16,802
‎这太20世纪了　你们太过时了

208
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,722
‎别理她　迭戈　她年纪太小

209
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:23,142
‎她以为阿尔维斯出名
‎只是因为会踢球

210
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,603
‎就打个比方　动动脑子

211
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:30,607
‎你的　不用交钱

212
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,903
‎太长了　快速玫瑰念珠更好

213
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:39,074
‎上帝会快快地把你送入地狱

214
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,410
‎祈祷时　能跟你讲个事吗？

215
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,414
‎我正在看一部肥皂剧
‎有个有钱的地主叫吉尔勒莫

216
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:50,252
‎和塞巴斯蒂安相爱
‎塞巴斯蒂安没钱　但人很好

217
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:55,257
‎他当然也是白人
‎在肥皂剧里　每个人都是白人

218
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,426
‎-活在象牙塔
‎-为我们祈祷

219
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,927
‎赞美！

220
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,265
‎他们彼此相爱　但无法告诉其他镇民

221
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,769
‎他们决定保守秘密

222
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:12,065
‎塞巴斯蒂安是不是要给
‎吉尔勒莫一点压力　帮他出柜？

223
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:15,277
‎如果圣母知道　全世界都知道

224
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,487
‎阿门

225
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,368
‎我需要一些神圣的建议
‎我不是最好的天主教徒

226
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,872
‎从六岁起　就没在教堂里为您唱过歌

227
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,417
‎但是姥姥一直教导我　要敬仰您

228
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,127
‎您看

229
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,378
‎（克丽丝塔　求求你！）

230
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,131
‎克丽丝塔不回我的消息了

231
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,884
‎也许她觉得我是跟踪狂？

232
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,930
‎好吧　这都是社交媒体的错

233
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:48,435
‎但我从没想过伪装自己

234
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,485
‎不行　孩子们！

235
00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:01,114
‎不能说：“老师我可以
‎去商店买胶水吗？”

236
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,618
‎过来

237
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:05,953
‎太好了！

238
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:10,374
‎不过　那头驴的确很聪明
‎驴不可貌相

239
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,502
‎没错　抖音办的很差劲

240
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,296
‎监视克丽丝塔也不对

241
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,842
‎（收到抖音消息）

242
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,015
‎你说得对！我会删除抖音账户

243
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,560
‎你太酷了　亲爱的圣母！

244
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,186
‎糟了

245
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:36,608
‎我知道他很俗气
‎他也不喜欢雷鬼动音乐　对吧？

246
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:40,737
‎雷鬼动的确很难听　而且他也不坏

247
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:45,075
‎自从我和巴布罗一起逛以后
‎我就远离了一切

248
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,663
‎没跟妈妈去商场或水疗中心
‎也没用过信用卡

249
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,875
‎上次跟玛丽安娜去夜店是什么时候？

250
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,003
‎全都是因为巴布罗

251
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,090
‎我就知道你会回来的

252
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,594
‎你终于领悟到　我比你老公好？

253
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,473
‎小西　每次听到雷鬼动我都会想到你

254
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,018
‎虽然他不喜欢雷鬼动

255
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:16,106
‎宝贝　你只需要做一件事
‎就能让我开心

256
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,275
‎你说　亲爱的

257
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,529
‎你会祈祷吗？

258
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,157
‎很好

259
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,868
‎不能和其他阶级一起混

260
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,453
‎我是这么认为的

261
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,539
‎天啊　爸爸　你听上去好像妈妈

262
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,249
‎也太夸张了

263
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,210
‎天啊！

264
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,421
‎天啊！

265
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,549
‎我也成了洛佩兹！

266
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,386
‎不可能！什么时候的事？

267
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,100
‎我想见你

268
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,269
‎当我想到你

269
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,688
‎重复穿？是不是太早了？

270
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,774
‎当我想到你

271
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,903
‎亲爱的　什么时候才能见到你？

272
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,988
‎什么时候？

273
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,076
‎没有你的温暖　日夜难眠

274
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,372
‎我知道那首歌

275
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:18,377
‎巴布罗老在唱这首歌
‎你知道吗？我也挺喜欢这首歌

276
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,796
‎别告诉妈妈　她会宰了我

277
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,255
‎我懂

278
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,092
‎你妈觉得不能和低层阶级混

279
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,678
‎的确有点过了

280
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,595
‎没错

281
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,015
‎你怎么知道？

282
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:36,103
‎要是你妈发现了我的好朋友
‎她也会宰了我

283
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:38,772
‎那当然

284
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,650
‎（玛丽安娜：还和那个跟踪狂一起混
‎什么时候见个面？）

285
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,027
‎（克丽丝塔：抖音里的那位不是我）

286
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,030
‎（玛丽安娜：
‎你爸把他的账户删了？）

287
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,658
‎你把巴布罗的抖音账户删了？

288
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,203
‎我？没有啊？怎么操作我都不知道

289
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,707
‎他自己删了他的账户！

290
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,500
‎天！小巴布罗！

291
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,045
‎我得跟他道个歉

292
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,464
‎但有钱的孩子从不道歉

293
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,091
‎是吧？

294
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,554
‎非常感谢！来拿吧！

295
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,141
‎把圣水洒在照片上　发布到脸书

296
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,894
‎维珍可乐　官方饮料

297
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,939
‎售卖天堂圣母纪念帽

298
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,317
‎抱歉　圣母保佑
‎我发誓　这都是为了爱情

299
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,031
‎站住　罪人！

300
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:34,870
‎抱歉！我发誓　圣母告诉我这么做
‎她出现在我面前　就像在胡安面前

301
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:35,829
‎圣胡安迭戈？

302
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:40,250
‎那个印第安人　她说带锤子过来
‎我觉得她想被赋予权力

303
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:45,464
‎赋权的人是我
‎你会付出代价的　等着警察来吧！

304
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,800
‎他们让亵渎神明的白人陪个精光

305
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,093
‎-对不起
‎-快走！

306
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,013
‎-快走！
‎-异端邪说

307
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,766
‎如果他们发现是漏水　我们就完了

308
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:59,603
‎我知道　亲爱的
‎我们需要一个真正的奇迹　嘘

309
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:04,649
‎-这是恶魔
‎-没问题　我们会帮你整好

310
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,568
‎她头上有角！

311
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,822
‎算了　我不会掺和这种事

312
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,032
‎别…

313
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,326
‎靠！

314
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,578
‎（自愿捐赠）

315
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,334
‎-邪教徒！罪人！
‎-放我走　求你了

316
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,752
‎-你这个坏人！
‎-求你了

317
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:28,256
‎-你把他弄到哪里？
‎-别玩了　这又是你的把戏

318
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,174
‎我的把戏？

319
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,468
‎没错　警察会让他坦白

320
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,013
‎他的每个孔都会灌上水刑

321
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,181
‎鼻子不会

322
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,725
‎跟我没关系　他是个无神论者

323
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,853
‎所以我炒了他　不再教克丽丝塔开车

324
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:46,108
‎他不怕上帝　带他去警察局也没用

325
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,860
‎再说了　警察会相信我　还是你？

326
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,446
‎这是最新款的4T手机　咱们走着瞧

327
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,492
‎在神社卖票是违法的
‎所以我让罗伯毁了她

328
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,329
‎你的录音坦白足以让你负责

329
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,831
‎送你去地狱

330
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,918
‎我会告诉你家人　你偷走了我的房子

331
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,044
‎怎么样？

332
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,506
‎记住了　我也有一段视频

333
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,341
‎厄内斯托会直接甩了你

334
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:15,178
‎为了你的情人　你欠下巨额赔偿

335
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,848
‎麻烦了　亲爱的

336
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,184
‎伯托不想买我们的房子了

337
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,187
‎原来那个圣母是水渍

338
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,983
‎太可惜了！
‎现在你得把房子卖给我！

339
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,902
‎什么时候你们家才能想清楚

340
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,114
‎你们永远住不起这里

341
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,242
‎这就是人生
‎不是你的错　也不是我的错

342
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,537
‎都是你的错
‎本来你可以让我们安宁生活

343
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,747
‎当然不是我的错！这里是墨西哥

344
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:47,043
‎-有钱人向来都占上风
‎-我们走着瞧

345
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,255
‎瞧什么？

346
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,843
‎-亲爱的…
‎-笨蛋！离我远点！

347
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:55,760
‎亲爱的

348
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,435
‎为什么偷窥我？

349
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,190
‎我只是想看看…你的有多大

350
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,235
‎好吧

351
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,989
‎给我看你的　我就给你看我的

352
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,450
‎一

353
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,036
‎-二
‎-三！

354
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:24,915
‎嘿

355
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,667
‎怎么回事？

356
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,461
‎不是你想的那样

357
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,422
‎我只想确认一下关于黑人的说法

358
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,840
‎-什么？
‎-什么？

359
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:38,637
‎-我走了
‎-你太过分了

360
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:40,931
‎泰莉！

361
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,059
‎让米歇尔！

362
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,477
‎这是…

363
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,022
‎这是你的食物

364
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,650
‎你不是移民啊！

365
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:57,280
‎不　我们车友俱乐部
‎正沿着泛美公路旅行

366
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,991
‎正好路过这儿　顺便见个朋友

367
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,577
‎那你为什么呆在我家？

368
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:08,875
‎我以为可以跟你们三人行
‎但你们不过是种族主义者

369
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,962
‎我的背包呢

370
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,390
‎至少我猜对了

371
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,976
‎他有个大家伙

372
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,245
‎（至厄内斯托
‎我们是史上最棒的球队　老赫）

373
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:49,332
‎西尔维娅找到你
‎就会知道我们是好朋友

374
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,380
‎嗨

375
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,591
‎克丽丝塔　我不应该…

376
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,220
‎在我走之前
‎我要告诉你一件重要的事

377
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,514
‎对我来说　很难做到这一点

378
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,059
‎-听着　好吗？
‎-但我需要跟你说…

379
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,144
‎别！

380
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:14,482
‎我发现玛丽安娜和这些朋友
‎不是我的真朋友

381
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,026
‎我跟你讲过了

382
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,279
‎让我说完　拜托
‎我也明白了　你…

383
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,158
‎是我最好的朋友

384
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,744
‎-什么？
‎-最好的朋友

385
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,081
‎-什么？
‎-你是我最好的朋友

386
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,210
‎-真的吗？
‎-真的

387
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,546
‎不用了

388
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,965
‎我们不是好朋友吗？

389
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,344
‎-是的　但有几个阶段
‎-阶段？

390
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,847
‎首先　我们要相互沟通
‎然后　相互拥抱

391
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,933
‎然后交换衣物

392
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,393
‎也许不用做这一段

393
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:54,481
‎直到最后　你才能发布我们的友谊

394
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,149
‎明白吗？

395
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,986
‎-明白了
‎-我得走了

396
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:04,449
‎-去哪里？
‎-和玛丽安娜去一趟图卢姆

397
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,952
‎-但她不是你的朋友
‎-别这么评价我　我很难

398
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,830
‎你是我最好的朋友　请支持我

399
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,375
‎好吧

400
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,877
‎旅途愉快

401
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,878
‎谢谢

402
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,174
‎再见

403
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:34,562
‎-你确定是这个吗　女士？
‎-我确定　别叫我女士

404
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,441
‎这招儿绝对会让她把房子卖给我

405
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,492
‎天呐！

406
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,705
‎（至厄内斯托　老赫）

407
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,338
‎迭戈！克丽丝塔！

408
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,841
‎小西！卡妲！

409
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:17,105
‎原谅我　亲爱的圣母
‎我不像他们那样虔诚

410
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,816
‎我无法无底线地容忍下去

411
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,278
‎对一切感到内疚

412
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:26,739
‎那张券来自西尔维娅的提包
‎但上帝希望我中奖

413
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:30,702
‎我从来不告诉家人这件事
‎知道为什么吗？

414
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:35,874
‎我不想让他们觉得
‎自己不属于这里

415
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,005
‎真的！

416
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,392
‎我的上帝！

417
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:57,729
‎天呐！

418
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:03,318
‎怎么了？

419
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:08,823
‎-这是我们抢救出来的财物
‎-衣服必须得重复穿

420
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:09,741
‎别说了

421
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,410
‎可以和你们一起住吗？

422
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,746
‎西尔维娅看到我的球服了吗？

423
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,292
‎不好意思　你们中有人实在太难闻了

424
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,460
‎你们怎么在这里？

425
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,672
‎这栋房子要臭掉
‎淹没在未处理的污水中

426
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,382
‎闻闻

427
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,425
‎是你啊

428
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,346
‎多亏了你　我们的房子被臭水淹了

429
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,806
‎现在我们没地方住

430
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:37,685
‎不可能　你们要干嘛？

431
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:40,897
‎想成为这里的笑柄吗？

432
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,983
‎即便上演真人秀　也救不了我们

433
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,903
‎你会和驴睡地上吗？

434
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:50,073
‎我不在乎　比起你　我们跟他们更安全

435
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:53,368
‎-天啊！
‎-也太便宜他了

436
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:56,788
‎你想当烈士自便
‎卡妲　跟我走

437
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,581
‎我爱上了泰莉

438
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,084
‎谁？

439
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,336
‎所以　我想瞧瞧米歇尔的裸体

440
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,089
‎谁的裸体？

441
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,508
‎看我是否跟他有得一拼

442
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,594
‎因为西尔维娅　我不敢告诉你

443
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,389
‎你终于承认了　你为我痴狂

444
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,433
‎不可能　没人会为你痴狂

445
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,769
‎看看你自己　别丢脸了

446
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,563
‎说谁呢

447
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,815
‎我和赫纳罗是好朋友

448
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,108
‎-什么？
‎-什么？

449
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,818
‎这不是真的

450
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:27,777
‎等一下

451
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:33,283
‎我们只是好朋友
‎还喜欢同一部肥皂剧　对吧？

452
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:37,412
‎这是你写给我的　太漂亮了

453
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,582
‎多亏了你　把它毁了

454
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:42,750
‎我可以解释一下

455
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:47,630
‎都是蕾奥娜的错
‎她觉得自己可以住在这里

456
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,300
‎你是老几？

457
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,095
‎厄内斯托　只有她把房子卖出去

458
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,722
‎搬走后　我们才能安宁

459
00:25:56,431 --> 00:26:00,935
‎我们会留下来的
‎房子不卖给你　也不卖给任何人

460
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:04,939
‎蕾奥娜　你和那个金发女郎吵架
‎我们就得陪着穷下去？

461
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:08,359
‎会有办法的　都住了六个月

462
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,154
‎卖掉房子才能改善家人的生活

463
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,240
‎-没错
‎-没有尊严的财富不叫财富

464
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:17,744
‎-是的　但尊严吃不饱啊
‎-对

465
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:20,830
‎好学校呢？你根本不在乎我们

466
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:21,748
‎的确

467
00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:25,376
‎她根本不在乎你们
‎因为她疯了！

468
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,211
‎我们得谈谈

469
00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,713
‎我跟她一起搬走

470
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,593
‎大家静一静！

471
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:38,097
‎美女

472
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:41,517
‎跟我聊聊你的感受

473
00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:45,730
‎跟我聊聊　美女

474
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,482
‎聊聊你自己

475
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,900
‎和过往情人

476
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:52,320
‎-这唱歌的家伙是谁？
‎-我不知道

477
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,198
‎-她的人
‎-什么？

478
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,241
‎是她的情人

479
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:58,868
‎-蕾奥娜！
‎-什么？

480
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,703
‎他不是我的情人

481
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:03,748
‎是的

482
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,043
‎这人爱上了我

483
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,048
‎厄内斯托　迭戈　孩子们　都进去吧

484
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,675
‎走吧

485
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,386
‎你在这里干嘛？

486
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,847
‎自重一点　小子！
‎你不懂

487
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:22,850
‎滚出去！走开

488
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:25,228
‎天啊！

489
00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:27,522
‎蕾奥娜　你别进来

490
00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:31,234
‎叛徒！

491
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,196
‎你们俩无论怎样

492
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,408
‎都只顾自己　只顾和对方斗争

493
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:43,037
‎你让我们觉得　梦想指日可待

494
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,416
‎实际上　你只顾自己

495
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,211
‎没你们的斗争

496
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:53,172
‎我们两家会过得更好

497
00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:57,301
‎西尔维娅　你也别来

498
00:27:57,385 --> 00:28:00,680
‎你们俩住被臭水淹的房子

499
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,350
‎你们愚蠢的斗争毁了一切

500
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:11,691
‎什么？

501
00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:16,237
‎别以为我会感谢你

502
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,406
‎想都没想到　你会谢我

503
00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:20,992
‎这么做不只是为了你

504
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:26,497
‎-如果厄内斯托知道你和罗伯的事
‎-你家人发现奖券的事

505
00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:29,459
‎穷人太自私

506
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:34,338
‎富人总会想方设法把责任推给穷人

507
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:37,884
‎我去主卧室！

508
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,386
‎什么？不能睡我的床！

509
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,096
‎你敢？

510
00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:44,098
‎-快跑！
‎-恶心

511
00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:47,268
‎-快跑！臭死了
‎-天！

512
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,312
‎好家伙！

513
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,105
‎我的上帝！

514
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:54,025
‎宝贝　别进来　在这里等着

515
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,195
‎回家去！

516
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:10,554
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