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‎（房屋待售）

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎鄰居

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‎很高興妳終於明白這種生活不適合妳

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‎對，我不喜歡鄰居的蝨子
‎在我家的泳池游泳

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‎我進去時，泳池就爬滿蝨子了

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‎說真的，我們會想念你們的

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‎真的嗎？妳最想念的會是什麼？

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‎那頭驢子？

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‎還是曬衣繩？

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‎不，說實在的，我最想的會是妳

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‎真的假的？

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‎但又能怎樣呢？

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‎抽獎券只規定要住六個月
‎又不是整整一年

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‎-真可惜
‎-可不是嗎？

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‎真是的

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‎是啊

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‎怎麼了，媽？

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‎聖母最純潔，這是聖母瑪利亞

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‎房子不能賣

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‎不要啊

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‎（全世界最棒的外婆）

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‎-我們要賣房子
‎-不行

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‎我們快負擔不起開銷了

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‎簡納洛的薪水只能勉強支付管理費

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‎有這麼貴？

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‎如果他們要上比較好的學校
‎或某天去度假

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‎我們就要賣房子

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‎聖母瑪利亞永遠不會無緣無故出現

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‎祂顯像不是叫我們留下
‎就是要處罰我們的罪

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‎但願不是

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‎不會吧！

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‎我聽舅舅的話之後，犯了很多罪

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‎-都推給帥哥就對了
‎-妳媽永遠是對的，老婆

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‎你不是夢想成為有錢人嗎？
‎還想抽中噴射機

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‎下地獄的話，有錢有屁用？

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‎你什麼時候開始這麼虔誠了？

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‎你是因為肚子餓才會去領聖餐

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‎別在聖母瑪利亞面前吵架
‎祂會在上面舉報我們的

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‎你們什麼時候開始這麼虔誠？

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‎你連去教會都會怕，帕布羅
‎你說聖人像盯著你看

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‎對，就像這樣

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‎妳別說話，珍妮
‎妳連初次聖禮都錯過了

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‎還有妳，泰莉
‎妳說宗教是人類的馬醉劑

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‎麻醉劑，媽

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‎意思一樣，好久沒人上教會了

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‎聖母親自出馬要讓我們脫離欠債

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‎真的，你們聽聽看，麻煩妳

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‎說吧

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‎露德聖母每年吸引
‎超過600萬人次參觀

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‎想像一下
‎如果我們跟每個人收10披索的捐款

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‎再加上瓶裝聖水、修道士的肩衣
‎一整組套裝紀念品

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‎我完全反對將宗教當成生意

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‎我們不偷不搶，這是自願樂捐

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‎我們阻擋不了人們
‎對著天堂社區的聖母祈禱

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‎你們這些騙子會下地獄

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‎那個聖母只是水痕

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‎原諒我

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‎你幾週前說要跟老婆說的

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‎時間到再說

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‎你怎麼能對著席爾薇雅
‎叫“碧雅提絲”？

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‎你們有錢人
‎不是會送貴重禮物道歉嗎？

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‎我就繼續裝死，她會忘記的

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‎女人才不會忘，尼托

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‎她們只會累積起來成為能量
‎下次吵架一次爆發

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‎你累積的不是能量，只有舊衣服
‎有些東西該清掉了

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‎你有東西可以清，我可沒有

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‎-這件衣服呢？
‎-我會拿來擦鏡子

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‎學學斷捨離大師的原則
‎丟掉讓你不開心的東西

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‎你聽著，尼托

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‎這件球衣堅定了我們的友誼

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‎我不能丟掉，不行

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‎我會很想你的，尼托

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‎我再也無法藏住我的感受

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‎我要離開這個鎮
‎這裡沒人喜歡我，因為…

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‎你不能走，沒人會買
‎有聖母瑪利亞水漬的房子

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‎你不了解我家蕾歐
‎她總是能得償所願

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‎等一下

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‎妳說，親愛的

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‎那個聖母印讓蕾歐諾改變心意了

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‎他們選擇繼續窮下去

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‎我本來以為以後我們的社區
‎再也不會有鄉巴佬

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‎我現在氣到想打人

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‎你在哪裡？

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‎我在網球俱樂部，現在馬上回去

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‎我非說謊不可，你也知道她的個性

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‎聽著，不是你，是我的問題

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‎怎樣？

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‎太太，我下午可以請假
‎去看聖母瑪利亞嗎？

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‎當然不行

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‎我不會幫那些人守住房子的

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‎我一定要想辦法把他們趕走

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‎祢是因為那張抽獎券

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‎而懲罰我，我不是故意要偷走的

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‎我只想拿來抵修車門的錢

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‎但上帝卻讓抽獎券中獎

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‎不對，等一下

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‎就是這樣

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‎有席爾薇雅這種鄰居
‎就是我的懲罰，對吧？

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‎所以我已經贖罪了

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‎拜託祢，親愛的聖母
‎我們住不起這裡

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‎如果上帝不送我幾百萬披索
‎那我就要賣房子

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‎就這樣，所以是哪一個？

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‎（歡迎朝聖者）

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‎快點，舅舅，稍微轉過去一點點

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‎如果有人開過來…

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‎克麗斯塔，可以說一下話嗎？

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‎克麗斯塔，拜託

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‎她配不上你，阿帕，我會…

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‎不用，舅舅
‎我不需要你的建議，謝謝

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‎阿帕

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‎（洗手間：5元、樂捐）

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‎上帝與我們同在

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‎所以不要急

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‎妳可以進去了

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‎不公平
‎我跟其他很多人一樣比她先到

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‎（一般民眾、貴賓）

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‎大家先別急

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‎耶穌怎麼說的？
‎“在後的人將先上天堂”

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‎但在地球上

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‎貴賓優先
‎因為他們的捐款金額比較大

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‎我覺得這樣不公平，我要走了

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‎-很棒吧？
‎-對

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‎我是說

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‎你進步了

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‎這可能是我們搬家前的最後一次

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‎你們真的要搬走？

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‎太可惜了，我從沒交往過妳這樣的人

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‎真的嗎？我也沒有

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‎真的嗎？怎麼說？

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‎你先說

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‎妳不用熱蠟除毛，妳用刮的

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‎妳上公立學校，還搭地鐵

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‎我從來沒碰過男生全身用熱蠟除毛
‎還比我會呻吟

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‎我會是妳交往過最棒的對象
‎我知道妳會想念我的

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‎我說你有進步
‎但跟所有的有錢人一樣

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‎你只聽你要聽的

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‎你才是會想念我的那個人
‎就算你不想承認也一樣

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‎我覺得這就是水漬，你覺得呢？

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‎台培亞的聖母

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‎沒辦法，太太

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‎我絕對不會碰聖母的

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‎-你好歹也要付入場費
‎-什麼費？

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‎你這個混蛋

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‎女兒，我說過這個聖母顯像是真的

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‎-網紅亞貝多德阿可來了
‎-誰？

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‎影片得了恐怖大賞獎的抓鬼大師

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‎-小鬼的爸爸
‎-就是他

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‎-你是抓鬼大師亞貝多德阿可吧？
‎-隨時等候差遣

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‎-我是蕾歐諾，法定屋主
‎-好

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‎-這裡要賣
‎-包括聖母和所有東西？

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‎-不然呢？
‎-這真的是奇蹟

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‎我比這個假金髮哥
‎多付妳百分之五的錢

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‎你去哪把頭髮染得這麼糟？

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‎她先說要賣我的
‎你們都是證人，對吧？

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‎對

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‎-快跟她說
‎-貝多…

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‎好，我比這個騙子多付妳百分之五

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‎別管她，她就是那種死纏爛打的人

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‎我看過影片

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‎-你專門靠靈異事件賺錢的，對吧？
‎-對

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‎那是金礦，我是說祝福

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‎好

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‎露德聖母每年
‎有超過600萬人次的訪客

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-你意下如何？

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‎所以不會有人下地獄，我們賣掉房子

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‎貝多讓朝聖的人來看聖母瑪麗亞

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‎只要他不清除聖母像就可以

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‎-什麼？
‎-只要上帝的旨意奉行在人間

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‎-對吧？
‎-對

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‎我們要發大財了
‎我可以買夢想中的車子

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‎-我不用再牽著胖狗去散步
‎-我不用再跟妳去遛狗了

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‎-我可以上好學校
‎-對

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‎-我愛妳，媽媽
‎-我愛你們所有人，親愛的

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‎不是，我還差貝多的簽名

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‎祈禱這個聖母顯像能讓人繼續來

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‎趁熱快吃飯吧

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‎-好
‎-對

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‎我去看酪梨醬

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‎先生，沒事吧？要聖水嗎？

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‎不要嗎？好

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‎嗨

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‎妳好，我是從海地來的尚米謝

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‎我要去加州

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‎沒關係，你不用錢

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‎這樣不公平，大家都要付錢

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‎我不會收尚米謝的錢

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‎你應該是來祈求聖母
‎保佑你的美國行平安順利吧？

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‎她覺得你會在機場迷路

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‎這給你

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‎非常感謝

192
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,661
‎-那傢伙是誰？
‎-你吃醋？

193
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:20,120
‎他為什麼不用錢？

194
00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:24,583
‎他是移民，肯定吃了很多苦才有今天

195
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:28,712
‎我今晚會讓他睡我房間
‎我相信他沒有地方可以住

196
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,677
‎天啊，迪耶戈，我覺得泰莉說的對

197
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,804
‎他一定吃了很多苦

198
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,807
‎但上帝絕不會讓我們承受
‎超出我們能耐的事

199
00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,976
‎上帝讓他生為黑人，但同時換來天賦

200
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,646
‎運動很強？

201
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,231
‎這個也是

202
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,816
‎拿著這個，珍妮

203
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,652
‎你有聽過通訊軟體上的黑人嗎？

204
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,115
‎你看看

205
00:10:56,198 --> 00:11:00,160
‎跟這種天賦異稟的人爭女人
‎簡直是浪費時間

206
00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,788
‎“交往過黑人，妳就回不去了”？

207
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,791
‎-女人真的吃這套？
‎-應該是

208
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:06,875
‎我們才沒有

209
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:10,295
‎應該要有梗圖反諷你們這種
‎種族兼性別歧視的人

210
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:14,133
‎黑人有大鵰跟女人只在意尺寸這種事

211
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,802
‎是20世紀的思想，你們真可悲

212
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,722
‎別管她，迪耶戈，她太年輕了

213
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:23,142
‎她以為扎格是因為足球才出名的

214
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,603
‎你想想看，迪耶戈，拿這來比

215
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,607
‎不收你入場費

216
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,903
‎岳母，這經文太長了
‎短版的《玫瑰經》比較好

217
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:39,074
‎簡納洛，上帝送你
‎進地獄的路也會變短

218
00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,410
‎我們祈禱時，可以跟妳說一件事嗎？

219
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,414
‎我看的八點檔裡
‎有錢地主古耶墨里維拉杜夫

220
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:50,252
‎在跟賽巴斯提安羅梅洛交往
‎他雖然窮，但內心富有

221
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:55,257
‎他當然也是白人，演八點檔的都是

222
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,426
‎-象牙塔
‎-為我們祈禱

223
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,927
‎讚美主

224
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,265
‎他們彼此相愛，卻無法告訴鎮上的人

225
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,769
‎他們決定保密

226
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:12,065
‎賽巴斯提安應該幫忙梅洛出櫃嗎？

227
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:15,277
‎如果聖母知道，那就讓全世界知道

228
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,487
‎阿門

229
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,368
‎我需要來自天上的建議
‎我一直不是虔誠的天主教徒

230
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,872
‎我六歲起就不曾在聖壇前對祢唱歌

231
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,417
‎但多虧有外婆，我愛祢也尊敬祢

232
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,127
‎祢看

233
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,378
‎（克麗斯塔，拜託）

234
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,131
‎克麗斯塔不回我訊息

235
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,884
‎也許她把我當跟蹤狂？

236
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,930
‎沒錯，都是該死的社群媒體害的

237
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:48,435
‎但是呢，我從沒有為了得到讚數
‎而裝模作樣

238
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,485
‎不行，孩子們！

239
00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:01,114
‎不要說
‎“老師，我可以去店裡買膠水嗎？”

240
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:04,618
‎加油，拜託

241
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:05,953
‎太棒了

242
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:10,374
‎先聽我解釋
‎那頭驢子比表面上更聰明

243
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,502
‎沒錯，那段抖音影片很爛

244
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,296
‎但偷看克麗斯塔是錯的

245
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,842
‎（收到抖音訊息）

246
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,015
‎祢是對的，我要刪除抖音帳號

247
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,560
‎祢太酷了，聖母

248
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,186
‎真差勁

249
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:36,608
‎我知道他品味很差
‎但他不喜歡雷鬼電音吧？

250
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:40,737
‎我不知道那是什麼，但聽起來很糟
‎此外，他不是那麼壞的人

251
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:45,075
‎自從我開始跟帕布羅交往後
‎我覺得跟世界好有距離

252
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,663
‎我沒跟媽去過賣場或水療館
‎也沒用過信用卡

253
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,875
‎我上次跟瑪莉安娜去夜店
‎是什麼時候？

254
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,003
‎全是因為我跟帕布羅在一起

255
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,090
‎我就知道妳會回來

256
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,594
‎妳終於知道妳老公
‎無法像我一樣讓妳幸福了？

257
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,473
‎席爾薇雅
‎我每次聽到慢雷鬼都會想到妳

258
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,018
‎而他不喜歡雷鬼電音

259
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:16,106
‎寶貝，你只有一件事情能讓我開心

260
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,275
‎隨妳開口，親愛的

261
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,529
‎你會禱告嗎？

262
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,157
‎很好

263
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,868
‎我們不能跟其他階級的人混在一起

264
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,453
‎我覺得

265
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,539
‎天啊，爸爸，你的口氣跟媽一樣

266
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:34,249
‎你太誇張了

267
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,210
‎天啊

268
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,421
‎天啊

269
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,549
‎我被洛培茲家洗腦了

270
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,386
‎不會吧，什麼時候發生的？

271
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,100
‎我想見你

272
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,269
‎每當我想到你

273
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,688
‎又穿同一套衣服？間隔太短了吧？

274
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,732
‎每當我想到你

275
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,903
‎我什麼時候才能再見到你
‎我的愛人？

276
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,988
‎什麼時候？

277
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:09,826
‎少了你的溫暖，夜晚讓人難受

278
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,372
‎不對，我知道那首歌

279
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:18,377
‎是因為帕布羅常唱
‎而且你知道嗎？我很喜歡

280
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,796
‎但是別告訴媽媽，她會宰了我

281
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,255
‎我完全明白

282
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,092
‎跟不同社會階級的人往來是降低格調

283
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,678
‎妳媽這想法真的很糟

284
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,595
‎沒錯

285
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,015
‎你也有這樣的情況嗎？

286
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:36,103
‎我有個朋友，如果讓妳媽發現
‎她會宰了我

287
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:38,772
‎沒錯，一定會

288
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,650
‎（瑪莉安娜：要見面嗎？
‎還是妳和跟蹤狂在一起？）

289
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,027
‎（克麗斯塔：抖音裡面的不是我）

290
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,030
‎（瑪莉安娜：妳爸刪掉他的帳號？）

291
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,658
‎你有關掉帕布羅的抖音帳號嗎？

292
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,203
‎我？我幹嘛關？我根本不會用

293
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,707
‎他刪除帳號了

294
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,500
‎不會吧，阿帕

295
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,045
‎我欠他一個道歉

296
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,464
‎但是有錢人家的小孩從不道歉

297
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,091
‎對吧？

298
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:11,138
‎非常感謝，過來買吧

299
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,141
‎聖水噴霧、上傳照片到臉書

300
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,894
‎聖母可樂，官方認證飲品

301
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,939
‎來買天堂聖母帽

302
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,317
‎對不起，聖母
‎我發誓這一切都是為了愛

303
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,031
‎住手，你這個罪人

304
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:34,870
‎對不起，我發誓是聖母要我做的
‎她顯現給我看，就像她對胡安那樣

305
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:35,829
‎胡安迪亞哥？

306
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:40,250
‎那個第安人，祂叫我帶鐵鎚
‎我覺得祂想感受到力量

307
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:45,464
‎我才是有力量的人
‎你要付出代價，留著等警察來

308
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,800
‎他們會從褻瀆神明的白人身上
‎拿到一大筆錢

309
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,093
‎-對不起
‎-快走

310
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:53,013
‎-快走
‎-異教徒

311
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,766
‎如果被人發現這是漏水
‎大家會以私刑處置我們的

312
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:59,603
‎我知道，我們需要真正的神蹟，小聲

313
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:04,649
‎牆上的顯像成了惡魔
‎-沒事的，我們會幫你修好

314
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,568
‎你看頭上的角

315
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,822
‎算了，我不要跟這件事沾上邊

316
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,032
‎不是，但…

317
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,326
‎可惡

318
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,578
‎（自由樂捐）

319
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,334
‎-異教徒，罪人
‎-我要走了，求求妳

320
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,752
‎-你這邪惡的傢伙
‎-拜託

321
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:28,256
‎-妳要帶他去哪？
‎-少裝傻了，妳是主使者

322
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,174
‎我？

323
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,468
‎對，警察會逼他坦承的

324
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,013
‎對他處以水刑，在身上每個洞灌水

325
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,181
‎鼻子沒關係

326
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,309
‎不是我，他是無神論者

327
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,853
‎所以我才開除他
‎不讓他教克麗斯塔開車

328
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:46,108
‎他不怕上帝，把他交給警察也沒用

329
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,860
‎他們會相信誰？我還是妳？

330
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,446
‎現在是墨西哥的新時代，我們等著瞧

331
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,492
‎在聖地賣票是違法的
‎所以我叫羅伯去毀了聖母

332
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:59,329
‎妳被錄下的自白足以讓妳被判刑

333
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,831
‎順便送妳下地獄

334
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:04,918
‎我會告訴大家妳從我手中偷了房子

335
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,044
‎來試試看

336
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:09,506
‎別忘了我有妳跟這個混蛋接吻的影片

337
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,467
‎恩尼斯托會因為
‎妳付了大筆罰金而甩了妳

338
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,178
‎這都要感謝妳的小王，妳試試看！

339
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,848
‎我們有個問題，女兒

340
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,184
‎貝多不買房子了

341
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,187
‎原來那個聖母像是水漬

342
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,983
‎太可惜了，現在妳只好賣給我

343
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,902
‎妳和妳的家人何時才會覺悟

344
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,114
‎你們永遠住不起這樣的地方？

345
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:37,242
‎這就是人生，不是妳也不是我的錯

346
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,537
‎這都是妳的錯，妳大可別來煩我們

347
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,747
‎當然不行，這裡是墨西哥

348
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:47,043
‎-有錢人永遠會贏
‎-我們等著瞧

349
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,255
‎瞧什麼瞧？

350
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,843
‎-親愛的
‎-你這白痴，別靠近我

351
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:55,760
‎親愛的

352
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,435
‎你在偷看我嗎？

353
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,190
‎我只是來看看…你那邊有多大

354
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,235
‎好

355
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,989
‎我的給你看，你的給我看

356
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,450
‎一

357
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,036
‎-二
‎-三

358
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:24,915
‎尚

359
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,667
‎這是在幹嘛？

360
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,294
‎不是妳想的那樣

361
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,422
‎我只是想確認大家對黑人的迷思

362
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,840
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

363
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:38,637
‎-我要走了
‎-你真的是畜生耶，尚米謝

364
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:40,931
‎泰莉

365
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,059
‎尚米謝

366
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,477
‎這是要…

367
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,022
‎這是要給你吃的

368
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,650
‎你不是移民

369
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:57,280
‎不是，我的重機俱樂部
‎在泛美高速公路巡迴

370
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,991
‎我只是來這裡找朋友

371
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,577
‎那你為什麼要住我家？

372
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:08,875
‎我以為你們要跟我搞3P
‎結果你們只是種族歧視而已

373
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,962
‎我的背包

374
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,390
‎至少我搞清楚了

375
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,976
‎他那邊真的很大

376
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,245
‎（簡尼送給尼托：我們是最佳團隊）

377
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:49,332
‎等席爾薇雅看到
‎她就會知道尼托是我兄弟

378
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,380
‎嗨

379
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,591
‎克麗斯塔，我不該…

380
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,220
‎我離開前要跟你說很重要的事

381
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,514
‎對我這種人來說非常之艱辛

382
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,059
‎-聽著，好嗎？
‎-但我要說…

383
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,144
‎不要

384
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:14,482
‎我發現瑪莉安娜和我的朋友們
‎都算不上我的朋友

385
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,026
‎這我說過了

386
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,279
‎拜託讓我說完，我還發現你

387
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,158
‎是我最好的朋友

388
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,744
‎-什麼？
‎-我最好的朋友

389
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,081
‎-什麼？
‎-你是我最好的朋友，聽到沒？

390
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,210
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

391
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,546
‎沒這個必要

392
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,965
‎我們不是最好的朋友嗎？

393
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,344
‎-對，但有不同的階段
‎-階段？

394
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,847
‎一開始，我們互相敞開心房
‎然後擁抱

395
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,933
‎接著交換衣服

396
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,393
‎可能不是換這件

397
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:54,481
‎但要到最後階段
‎你才能在網路上說我們是朋友

398
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,149
‎懂了嗎？

399
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,986
‎-懂了
‎-我要走了

400
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:04,449
‎-妳要去哪？
‎-跟瑪莉安娜一起去圖盧姆

401
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,952
‎-但她不是妳的朋友
‎-別批評我，這讓人很為難

402
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,830
‎你是我最好的朋友，那就支持我

403
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,375
‎好吧

404
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,877
‎祝妳玩得愉快

405
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,878
‎謝謝

406
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,174
‎再見

407
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:34,562
‎-妳確定是這根水管嗎，女士？
‎-我很肯定，還有，別叫我女士

408
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,441
‎這下蕾歐諾一定會把房子賣給我

409
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,492
‎完蛋了

410
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,705
‎（簡尼送給尼托）

411
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,338
‎迪耶戈、克麗斯塔

412
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,841
‎席爾薇雅、卡塔

413
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:17,105
‎原諒我，親愛的聖母
‎我不符合大家期望中的虔誠教友

414
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,566
‎無法打不還手

415
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,278
‎也不會對每件事感到內疚

416
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:26,739
‎那張抽獎券在席爾薇雅的包包
‎是上帝要我抽中的

417
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:30,702
‎我絕不會告訴我的家人
‎祢知道為什麼嗎？

418
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:35,874
‎我不要他們有任何一刻
‎覺得自己不配待在這裡

419
00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,005
‎天啊

420
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,392
‎天啊

421
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:57,729
‎真是的

422
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,443
‎這些東西是怎麼回事？

423
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:08,823
‎-這是我們從屋裡拯救出來的
‎-這下他們的衣服要重複穿了

424
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:09,741
‎閉嘴

425
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,410
‎可以借住你們家嗎？

426
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,746
‎尼托，席爾薇雅有看到我的隊服嗎？

427
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,292
‎我無意冒犯
‎不過你們其中一個人好臭

428
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,460
‎你們在這裡做什麼？

429
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,672
‎這間房子要被污水淹沒了

430
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,382
‎你們聞聞看

431
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,425
‎原來是妳

432
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:31,346
‎我們家泡在污水裡，這都是拜妳所賜

433
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,806
‎我們現在要找地方住

434
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:37,685
‎不行，你們想怎樣？

435
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:40,897
‎要成為這邊居民的笑柄嗎？

436
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,983
‎就算拍實境節目也洗刷不掉這恥辱

437
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:46,903
‎你們要跟驢子一起睡地板嗎？

438
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:50,073
‎我不在乎，比起妳
‎跟他們在一起安全多了

439
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:53,368
‎-真傷人
‎-真下流

440
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:56,788
‎要受苦你就去吧
‎卡塔，我們拿行李走吧

441
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,581
‎我愛上泰莉了

442
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,084
‎愛上誰？

443
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,336
‎所以我想看尚米謝裸體

444
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:06,089
‎他是誰？幹嘛看他裸體？

445
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,508
‎決定我是否該爭取妳

446
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,594
‎但礙於席爾薇雅，我不敢告訴妳

447
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,389
‎你終於肯承認自己瘋狂愛上我了

448
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,433
‎不對，沒人會瘋狂愛上妳

449
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,769
‎照照鏡子吧，真是要命

450
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,563
‎別亂說我家泰莉的壞話

451
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,815
‎我跟簡納洛是朋友

452
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,108
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

453
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,818
‎騙人

454
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:27,777
‎等一下

455
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:33,283
‎我們是好朋友
‎而且喜歡同一部八點檔，對吧？

456
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:37,412
‎你在球衣上寫的話真棒

457
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,582
‎這都得感謝妳

458
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:42,750
‎好，我來解釋清楚

459
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:47,630
‎這全都怪蕾歐娜
‎她自以為配得上這間房子

460
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,300
‎我不知道妳住在什麼平行宇宙

461
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,387
‎恩尼斯托，等她把房子賣給我們
‎一家子搬走後

462
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:55,722
‎我們的麻煩就解決了

463
00:25:56,431 --> 00:26:00,935
‎我們要住在這
‎不會賣給妳或任何人，知道了嗎？

464
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:04,939
‎蕾歐，因為妳跟金髮妹吵架
‎我們就要過著窮困的生活嗎？

465
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:08,359
‎我們再想別的辦法，都撐過六個月了

466
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,154
‎賣掉房子才能改善家人的生活

467
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,240
‎-沒錯
‎-有錢沒尊嚴就沒意義了

468
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:17,744
‎-對，但尊嚴不能當飯吃
‎-沒錯

469
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:20,830
‎說好的好學校呢？妳根本不在乎我們

470
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:21,748
‎沒錯

471
00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:25,376
‎她根本就不在乎你們，因為她瘋了

472
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,211
‎我們要談談

473
00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,713
‎我要搬去跟她住

474
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,593
‎大家別激動

475
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:38,097
‎漂亮的小姐

476
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:41,517
‎跟我聊聊妳還有妳的感受

477
00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:45,730
‎跟我聊聊，美女

478
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,482
‎告訴我妳的事

479
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,900
‎還有妳的愛人

480
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:52,320
‎-這傢伙在對誰唱情歌？
‎-我不知道

481
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,198
‎-她
‎-什麼？

482
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,241
‎他是她的小王

483
00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:58,868
‎-蕾歐
‎-什麼？

484
00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,703
‎他不是我的小王

485
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:03,748
‎但那是真的

486
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,043
‎這孩子愛上我了

487
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,048
‎恩尼、迪耶戈、孩子們
‎大家通通進去吧

488
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,675
‎走吧

489
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,386
‎你在這裡做什麼？

490
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,847
‎留點面子給自己，孩子
‎你搞不清楚狀況

491
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:22,850
‎快滾離開這，走開

492
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:25,228
‎真要命

493
00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:27,522
‎妳別進來，蕾歐

494
00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:31,234
‎叛徒

495
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,196
‎不管妳們兩個在搞什麼鬼

496
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,408
‎妳們只在意自己，還有對彼此的恨

497
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:43,037
‎妳讓我們以為自己差點實現夢想

498
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,416
‎但其實妳只在意自己的輸贏

499
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,211
‎洛培茲和艾思賓諾薩家族
‎遠離妳們這兩個麻煩

500
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:53,172
‎生活會過得比現在好

501
00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:57,301
‎妳也別進來，席爾薇雅

502
00:27:57,385 --> 00:28:00,680
‎妳們倆一起搬去淹水的房子
‎別來煩我們

503
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,350
‎這全都是因為妳們之間愚蠢的戰爭

504
00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:11,691
‎什麼？

505
00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:16,237
‎別以為我會感謝妳

506
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,406
‎我也不奢望妳會

507
00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:20,992
‎這不是為了妳

508
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:26,497
‎-要是恩尼斯托發現羅伯
‎-妳的家人發現抽獎券的事

509
00:28:27,248 --> 00:28:29,459
‎窮人實在太自私了

510
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:34,130
‎有錢人總能找到方法把錯推給窮人

511
00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:37,884
‎主臥房是我的

512
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,386
‎什麼？不行，不能睡我的床

513
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,096
‎妳給我試試看

514
00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:44,098
‎-快跑
‎-好噁

515
00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:47,268
‎-快跑，臭死人了
‎-不要

516
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,312
‎真要命

517
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,105
‎天啊

518
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:54,025
‎別進來，寶貝，在這裡等

519
00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:57,195
‎回家

520
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:46,948
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