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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎跟我買口紅

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‎就送全家都能玩的桌遊

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‎我也有賣潤滑液、玩具

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‎我買

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‎這是怎樣，開車要看路啊

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‎不要再從後照鏡偷看乘客了

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‎-你看，這就是你叫的優步，下車吧
‎-不要啦，等一下

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‎真要命

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‎-別急著跑，賠我車門的錢
‎-放開我

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‎妳這個瘋婆子

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‎-這是巴黎世家的包，妳有毛病喔？
‎-我管妳什麼包，賠我錢

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‎妳這個白癡，這是巴黎世家

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‎-下車，你這廢物
‎-席爾薇雅

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‎這是什麼東西？

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‎（您的夢想家園）

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‎那個死女人

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‎什麼？

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‎包子配回鍋豆泥

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‎我叫他做一道好料理讓我上傳IG
‎結果你們看

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‎別鬧了，我們這是在慶祝什麼？

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‎爸爸今天被資遣了

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‎不是吧，簡納洛，你有看到嗎？

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‎有個瘋婆子害我的車門被撞飛了

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‎-妳人沒事吧？
‎-對

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‎-糟了
‎-什麼事？

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‎舅舅說他週末要教我開車

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‎別擔心，外甥，我暫時借輛車就行了

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‎-你因為偷車坐過牢，托瑪士
‎-他只是借用幾小時

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‎別替他說話，媽

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‎我們需要錢幫珍妮舉辦初次聖禮派對

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‎我沒差，我壓根不想辦

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‎不能這樣說話，珍妮，妳會下地獄

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‎沒關係，老婆，人資部的查莉托說

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‎他們要在兩個街口外開設分行

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‎我週五要去面試

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‎我覺得她喜歡你，簡納洛寶貝

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‎-肯定沒有
‎-小心點，親愛的

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‎別讓妳老公被人偷走了

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‎她要的話就拿去
‎只要把我投資的都賠我就行了

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‎（您的夢想家園）

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‎這是什麼？

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‎有人拿這個跟我換抗皺霜

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‎他們明天要抽出房子

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‎我看看

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‎太扯了，這是抽豪宅，不是房子而已

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‎我們應該不會抽中

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‎你看，老是想些不好的

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‎搞什麼？

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‎我開玩笑的

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‎抽中就不用再跟爸媽同房睡了

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‎-不用再跟手足同睡一房了
‎-我看看

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‎你們要知道
‎我很想給你們住這樣的房子

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‎給你們更好的生活
‎但要很拼命工作才行

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‎這句話是說給你聽的

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‎你什麼時候要去分行面試？

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‎-星期四，老婆
‎-星期五

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‎我的天啊

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‎我的天啊

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‎這不可能啊

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‎天啊

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‎這是新豪宅的鑰匙，蕾歐諾

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‎說說看，這位美女

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‎為家人贏得一間豪宅的心情如何？

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‎這感覺…真好

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‎再興奮一點

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‎-感覺太棒了
‎-卡

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‎一起來個全家人的歡呼如何？

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‎-好
‎-開始吧

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‎洛培茲

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‎好的，先生

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‎乾杯

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‎-房子不錯
‎-謝謝

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‎你不能在我家錄影

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‎快恭喜我

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‎哈波一家人肯定要來參加
‎珍希帕勒的活動

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‎我沒收到電子邀請卡

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‎你一定有收到，迪耶戈
‎我們還自我淨化了一整個星期

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‎《人物誌》會放封面報導

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‎-誰會是封面人物？
‎-不會吧

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‎終於等到了

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‎-《音樂學院》節目的人上了封面
‎-沒錯

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‎我準備要實現夢想了

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‎謝謝

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‎-那裡是怎樣？
‎-什麼怎樣？

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‎-抽獎券的贏家吧
‎-不是吧

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‎-真的假的？
‎-對，他們來了還…

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‎-我們去看看
‎-何必去？

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‎跳那種舞能看嗎？

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‎我要是抽中房子
‎絕不會跳這麼丟臉的舞

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‎親愛的，感謝這宇宙

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‎妳不需要買獎券抽房子

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‎妳說的有道理，媽

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‎不要啊，何必呢？

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‎太誇張了
‎我要警告他們不能亂丟垃圾

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‎我接到電話，要馬上趕過去

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‎-不行，現在跟我過去
‎-我也去

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‎不行，媽，妳太誇張了

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‎不好意思

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‎你看

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‎-不是吧
‎-少來了

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‎嗨

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‎不好意思，這裡是私人街道
‎把你們的垃圾清乾淨

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‎什麼？

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‎-是妳？
‎-是妳？

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‎妳住在這裡？

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‎我當然住在這裡

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‎妳在哪間房子工作？

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‎很高興妳這麼風趣
‎因為我們要當鄰居了

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‎我是新屋主，怎麼樣？

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‎真的嗎？

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‎妳想賣房子嗎？

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‎中獎規定是要住在這裡至少六個月

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‎真的嗎？但大家都沒照規定來

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‎-我不是這種人
‎-不是嗎？

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‎不是

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‎-那是妳女兒？
‎-對

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‎她好漂亮

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‎-妳們就像雙胞胎一樣
‎-謝謝

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‎別讓她搶走妳的男朋友，親愛的

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‎想像一下她偷走女兒的男友

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‎妳真風趣

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‎-妳也是
‎-對

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‎歡迎你們

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‎-謝謝妳
‎-鄰居

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‎謝謝妳，鄰居

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‎席爾薇雅艾思賓諾薩德洛斯蒙特羅

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‎蕾歐諾薩西多德洛培茲

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‎薩西多，跟墨西哥隊的防守球員一樣

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‎早安

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‎天啊，馬桶蓋自己會掀開呢，真厲害

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‎這好瘋狂

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‎老公，你不覺得鄰居有點惡劣嗎？

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‎我不知道，我根本不認識她

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‎我們就在這裡辦初次聖禮派對吧

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‎這裡比宴會廳還大，你覺得如何？

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‎太好了，你可以開始邀請賓客
‎我來規劃派對

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‎真高興我有問你，老公

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‎你沒看到他們嗎？他們全搬進去了

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‎他們一臉就像門諾派教徒
‎只是膚色深了點

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‎他們肯定窮得要命

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‎來自貧民區的窮人家，窮酸樣

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‎窮得要命

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‎對了，卡塔，妳不認識他們嗎？

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‎當然不認識，太太
‎我家社區可是有電力供應的

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‎很怪吧？他們其中一人
‎長得像卡塔的前男友

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‎才不像，媽

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‎那傢伙怪得要命

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‎但妳叫過他解鎖手機

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‎可以安靜冥想嗎？

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‎不跟他們往來又不會怎樣

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‎不行，迪耶戈
‎他們說不定是古怪的億萬富翁

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‎就像川普或卡瓦吉家族

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‎他們很明顯不是

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‎我一眼就能看出廉價的美甲，相信我

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‎隔壁的托瑪士先生拿這個給我

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‎搞什麼？

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‎那是什麼？

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‎“我的初次聖餐禮”

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‎不行

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‎這跟我的活動同一天

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‎我們絕對不會去

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‎不是，你們沒有要去
‎這邀請卡是給我的

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‎但我也不會去

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‎給邀請卡這招

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‎真是邪惡的作為

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‎我們只需要在這上面灑點聖水

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‎我們一定要送小天使嗎？

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‎-我不曉得要不要辦初次聖禮派對
‎-什麼？過來這裡

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‎這是家族傳統，珍妮，親愛的

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‎妳會喜歡自己的派對的，寶貝

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‎好，媽媽，但是送小天使？

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‎為什麼不要？我們常做派對禮物啊

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‎-對
‎-沒錯

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‎還記得帕布羅割包皮時
‎送大家的皮手環嗎？

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‎別讓我想起這件事，媽

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‎我覺得珍妮說的對
‎我們不該做派對禮物

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‎這只是純粹的消費主義

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‎-聽著，珍妮
‎-什麼消費主義？

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‎成品就跟妳一樣可愛，親愛的

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‎-很好
‎-媽，妳燻得天使都是煙

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‎-停下來
‎-這屋子需要淨化

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‎-為什麼？
‎-今天有鬼掀開我的馬桶蓋

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‎-拜託妳，老媽
‎-怎麼了？

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‎-跟外婆解釋一下
‎-怎麼了？

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‎-妳別走，親愛的
‎-幹嘛？

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‎-萬一有馬桶鬼怎麼辦？
‎-你別亂說

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‎-晚安
‎-怎麼了？

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‎我的女傭剛跟我說…

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‎我的家務工說妳週日要辦派對？

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‎是我女兒珍妮的初次聖禮派對
‎但只限家人參加

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‎很感謝妳的好意
‎但我沒有想受邀參加

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‎重點是我們家同一天
‎也要舉辦有和尚的儀式

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‎那很好啊，我們家吃我們的東西
‎你們就跟和尚在一起

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‎不對，妳好像不太清楚狀況
‎先聽我解釋

196
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:48,293
‎這個社區是有規則的，妳懂嗎？

197
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:52,376
‎因為住戶都是好人，我們不喜歡

198
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,262
‎人家過糜爛的生活還有…

199
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:58,429
‎-妳怎麼知道我不是好人？
‎-妳或許是

200
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:02,046
‎相信優步公司付妳的薪水
‎夠讓妳去鐵宮百貨公司消費

201
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:07,098
‎花一萬披索得到一張抽獎券，對吧？

202
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:11,364
‎豪宅的抽獎券
‎我會知道是因為我有好幾張

203
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:15,399
‎沒錯，我也一樣去得起鐵宮百貨

204
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:19,324
‎如果妳不介意的話
‎我要回去完成派對用的天使

205
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:23,985
‎妳回家好好籌劃自家的派對
‎我們再來一較高下

206
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,406
‎-可是…
‎-快去吧

207
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:29,961
‎靠

208
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,339
‎（我的初次聖禮）

209
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,801
‎誰都不能搞砸
‎我家小孩的初次聖禮派對

210
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,011
‎妳想取消的話也可以

211
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,893
‎-當然不會
‎-她或許是對的，媽

212
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,230
‎搬進新社區最好就是低調

213
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,399
‎對啊，這裡一定都是猶太人
‎他們就沒有初次聖禮這回事

214
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,439
‎如果要取消的話，要先跟我說

215
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:56,862
‎因為我邀了幾個辣妹，不先講很丟臉

216
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,532
‎-那充氣遊樂設施呢？
‎-對啊

217
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,782
‎還有所有的墨西哥捲餅

218
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,873
‎我們才不會因為那個惡霸而取消活動

219
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,449
‎珍妮很期待她的派對

220
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:07,365
‎-不會
‎-其實…

221
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,373
‎我們絕對不會讓人看不起

222
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,786
‎因為我們也有相同的權利住在這裡

223
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,705
‎在自家做想做的事，對吧？

224
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,705
‎-對
‎-那當然

225
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,836
‎對

226
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,382
‎我心情正好，我們來喊口號吧

227
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:25,216
‎來吧…洛

228
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,974
‎培茲

229
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,306
‎我要阻止那場派對

230
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,312
‎拜託，誰知道他們邀請什麼人？

231
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:38,315
‎我不會讓家人和賓客冒險，別鬧了

232
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,860
‎妳也沒辦法說什麼，那是他們家

233
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,355
‎要是大家在推特上
‎叫妳初次聖禮夫人怎麼辦？

234
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,027
‎我叔叔花了好久
‎才擺脫法拉利大人的綽號

235
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:49,246
‎對啊，妳不能這麼高調，琪維絲

236
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,578
‎你們說的有道理

237
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,123
‎我不能冒那樣的風險

238
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,587
‎至少不能是我自己，你們通通要幫我

239
00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:01,379
‎我費了很多功夫
‎才能在家舉辦靜心儀式

240
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:05,635
‎我不能讓我的客人
‎冒著後視鏡被偷的風險

241
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,679
‎休想

242
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,932
‎現在是測試

243
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,095
‎音響測試

244
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,524
‎洛培茲

245
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:20,856
‎我要提醒在場
‎所有收到初次聖禮的年輕小姐

246
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,653
‎親愛的小惡魔為妳們準備了什麼？

247
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,527
‎-托瑪士
‎-原罪

248
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,084
‎大聲點，我們聽不清楚

249
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:31,248
‎-再大聲點？沒問題
‎-珍妮，妳聽得到他說話嗎？

250
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:35,328
‎-還好，舅舅
‎-珍妮，這是給妳的驚喜，親愛的

251
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:39,916
‎-給賓客拍照的斑馬
‎-簡納洛

252
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,631
‎爸爸，那是驢子，是瀕危物種

253
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,716
‎我不會讓人騎牠的

254
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,891
‎就算把牠偽裝成斑馬
‎這種行為還是很蠢

255
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,101
‎動物也有權利

256
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,061
‎-這是怎麼回事？
‎-天啊

257
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,812
‎-什麼？
‎-是停電了嗎？

258
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,439
‎我以為我們原本住的地方才會停電

259
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,612
‎-小心
‎-走吧，我帶你去散步

260
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,401
‎是斷路器跳掉了嗎？

261
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:03,994
‎-好了嗎？
‎-好了

262
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:07,489
‎-最後一個，他們今天買不到保險絲
‎-好極了

263
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,623
‎這種快感就跟破完
‎龐德的《黃金眼》遊戲一樣

264
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:16,542
‎妳來當龐德每次拆解炸彈時
‎會把屁股朝向他的烏克蘭特務

265
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,004
‎什麼？你有沒有搞錯？

266
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,963
‎客人很快就要到了
‎可以快點走了嗎？快點

267
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,141
‎再拍一張這樣的

268
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,186
‎很棒的頭條

269
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,190
‎“艾思賓諾薩德洛斯蒙特羅家族
‎加入聖光的行列”

270
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:47,236
‎超凡脫俗，我喜歡
‎要修掉恩尼斯托的雙下巴

271
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:52,328
‎去看鄰居在幹嘛，跟我來

272
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,909
‎開戰了，各位

273
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,834
‎-我們要反擊
‎-妳的反擊是綁架和尚嗎，媽？

274
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,915
‎他們是和平主義者耶

275
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,839
‎很好，這樣鄰居才能
‎清楚明確地收到訊息

276
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:06,509
‎如果他們抓到我們呢？
‎我不要像舅舅一樣坐牢

277
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,930
‎那就不要被抓到

278
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,683
‎我不能對未來會讓我在社群媒體
‎大紅大紫的女生做這種事

279
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,314
‎你太沒有遠見了，阿帕
‎這正是我們需要的

280
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,350
‎沒有和尚就沒有派對

281
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:23,896
‎像她這樣的辣妹
‎週六晚上不能不跑趴

282
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,073
‎有道理吧？

283
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,609
‎這樣她會去哪個派對？

284
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,566
‎舅舅，你真是天才

285
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,199
‎真要命

286
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,579
‎來

287
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,875
‎這是為了要討好女生

288
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,550
‎拿兩顆天使的頭？

289
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:47,048
‎對，放在你的兩腿之間

290
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:51,261
‎讓她知道你的胯下有一大包

291
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,763
‎你看，這樣才有家族風範

292
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,234
‎想必那個人就是和尚

293
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,404
‎但那不是有錢人的派對嗎？

294
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,687
‎外甥，有宗教信仰的人
‎會裝窮來誤導我們

295
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,857
‎你好

296
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,953
‎儀式延期了

297
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,035
‎不過麻煩你往這邊走

298
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:22,252
‎我倒一杯墨西哥龍舌蘭給你

299
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,832
‎好喝喔

300
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,269
‎妳這人有什麼毛病？

301
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,612
‎應該是我問你才對
‎受到騷擾的明明就是我

302
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,399
‎-我會告妳破壞我的無人機
‎-告我？

303
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,145
‎去跟你爸媽說
‎下次再剪斷我們的電源

304
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,407
‎他們損失的就不只是一個蠢玩具而已

305
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,331
‎她這樣說？

306
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:06,090
‎她會見識到席爾薇雅艾思賓諾薩
‎如何保護家人

307
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,498
‎老公

308
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:12,343
‎教士來了嗎？
‎不先懺悔，我沒辦法領聖禮

309
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,756
‎-我打給他
‎-好

310
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:16,302
‎老婆，妳有邀那些人嗎？

311
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:20,972
‎沒有，那些是托瑪士的獄友
‎但他們很虔誠

312
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,357
‎游泳池也能兼當洗衣機嗎？

313
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,901
‎-問這什麼啦？
‎-妳看

314
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,949
‎真要命

315
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,278
‎那是什麼，老公？

316
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:38,953
‎整桶都倒進水池裡了
‎誰會這樣浪費清潔劑？

317
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:43,325
‎-這牌子很貴
‎-我來教訓一下金髮妹

318
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,290
‎妳會不會做事？居然把桶子留在那

319
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:05,306
‎親愛的，托瑪士邀我們來的
‎派對在哪？

320
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,944
‎很高興妳們來了，我們在等妳們

321
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,482
‎來，這邊請

322
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,485
‎內心平和

323
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:20,082
‎內心平和…

324
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,788
‎我們是來開趴的

325
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,544
‎-這是怎樣？
‎-不知道

326
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:32,335
‎-卡塔
‎-小姐們，不好意思

327
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,548
‎不行，不好意思

328
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,221
‎妳們是誰？我不明白

329
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,717
‎妳們要去的應該是那邊

330
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:47,730
‎這是怎樣？走開，不行，等一下

331
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,774
‎拜託不要拍照

332
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,936
‎去那邊

333
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,574
‎恩尼斯托，想想辦法
‎我們會成為全墨西哥的笑柄

334
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,952
‎-好
‎-看在老天的份上幫幫我

335
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,950
‎-我知道，快幫我
‎-我不會跳昆比亞舞

336
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,283
‎我當然會跳

337
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,197
‎走吧，火辣的黑寶貝

338
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,175
‎那是什麼，舅舅？

339
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:22,218
‎阿帕，這是給珍妮的驚喜

340
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:27,808
‎迪士尼風格的煙火
‎我沒去過啦，是聽說的

341
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,693
‎-不會吧
‎-怎麼了？

342
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,810
‎他們在克麗斯塔家開趴

343
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,977
‎他們怎麼有辦法開趴？
‎我想不通，阿帕

344
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,357
‎-我們綁架了什麼和尚？
‎-綁錯了吧

345
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:41,874
‎現在怎麼辦？

346
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,989
‎-那群金髮妹在那邊幹嘛？
‎-不是吧

347
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,617
‎-她什麼舞步都會
‎-不好意思

348
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,916
‎-怎麼了？
‎-你過來

349
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:54,709
‎你怎麼會一路把康加舞團帶往這裡？

350
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,422
‎你有發現自己毀了一切嗎？

351
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,757
‎妳叫我想辦法啊，琪維絲

352
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,553
‎妳只看到不好的一面

353
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,968
‎要更會享受人生才行

354
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,977
‎對，像碧雅提絲那樣？
‎在享受最後一劑肉毒時死掉？

355
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:16,107
‎我受夠你拿我跟前妻比
‎我的怒氣已經到這裡了

356
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,315
‎這樣不公平

357
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,864
‎鄰居

358
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,157
‎很高興你和你的賓客決定過來玩

359
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:29,622
‎和尚無聊死了
‎這場派對比我的有趣多了

360
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,575
‎-對
‎-希望妳不介意

361
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,535
‎-不會
‎-妳要我們走的話也行

362
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:37,245
‎不用，當然不用，但我覺得金髮妹

363
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:40,967
‎你太太，不是很喜歡這種放縱的生活

364
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,299
‎-對，我是說不會
‎-會還是不會？

365
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,335
‎但我喜歡

366
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,508
‎-太好了，乾杯
‎-乾杯，我把飲料拿給

367
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:48,925
‎拿給和尚喝

368
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,726
‎和尚啊，對，沒問題，鄰居，你去吧

369
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,404
‎你好

370
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,817
‎不會吧

371
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,489
‎不會吧

372
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,106
‎我們才喝了幾杯烈酒

373
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:04,236
‎這是怎麼回事？

374
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,825
‎不是吧，他居然是教士

375
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,199
‎你確定有跟客人說嗎？

376
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,367
‎只有托瑪士邀的客人過來
‎而且她們喝得爛醉

377
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,707
‎我看看

378
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,337
‎-可惡
‎-怎麼了？

379
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:21,209
‎我兄弟傳了50則訊息問我們在哪

380
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,968
‎你忘了傳這裡的地址給他們
‎我要跟他太太說

381
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,222
‎簡尼，你這派對真棒

382
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,345
‎-妳好，查莉托
‎-快看看我

383
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,903
‎這是我太太蕾歐諾
‎查莉托是銀行的人資

384
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,558
‎-很高興認識妳
‎-我也是

385
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:41,107
‎簡尼，你錯過工作面試了

386
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:46,531
‎查莉托，那邊有捲餅和點心

387
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,985
‎妳去拿來吃，當成自家派對

388
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,036
‎謝謝

389
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:55,208
‎-她跟我要地址
‎-好，非常好

390
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:59,131
‎你錯過了面試，好極了，簡納洛

391
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:04,051
‎我幹嘛要去銀行工作？
‎在這裡可以建立很多人脈

392
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:08,182
‎我們要怎麼養家？我還沒付修車費

393
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:11,851
‎我會在這裡談成大生意的，老婆

394
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,309
‎用錢滾錢

395
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,813
‎我以為搬來這裡對家人是最好的

396
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,106
‎但我現在不確定了，簡尼

397
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:25,781
‎蕾歐，老婆，聽我解釋

398
00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,782
‎這是怎樣啦，神父？

399
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:30,704
‎-神父，你還活著嗎？
‎-他喝醉了？

400
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,502
‎-沒有，他…
‎-這就是我不信任教會的原因

401
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:40,173
‎-不是啦，妳等一下，珍妮
‎這不是妳想的那樣，相信我

402
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:46,174
‎教士問我他能不能先睡一下…

403
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,848
‎舅舅，不知是否要信上帝錯了嗎？

404
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:55,640
‎拿初次聖禮是家族傳統，珍妮

405
00:23:56,518 --> 00:24:00,308
‎妳爸媽一直想為妳辦個派對

406
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,477
‎但不管妳信不信上帝

407
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,777
‎到了某一個年紀
‎妳就會堅定自己的心

408
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:10,034
‎現在呢，我覺得

409
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:15,535
‎-妳太年輕，還不懂
‎-你相信上帝嗎？

410
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,457
‎有好的信仰對我在牢裡很有幫助

411
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,257
‎我很高興你跟我們住在一起

412
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,341
‎我也是，相信我

413
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,348
‎小妞

414
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,966
‎妳媽抽中了很棒的房子，對吧？

415
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,979
‎妳看那個超大的院子

416
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,402
‎妳舅舅說的對，珍妮

417
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,150
‎妳應該做自己確定的事

418
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,486
‎所以我不用懺悔了

419
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:53,372
‎如果妳要的話，也可以跳過初次聖禮

420
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,535
‎親愛的

421
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,749
‎-謝謝
‎-不用客氣

422
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,346
‎-那是教士嗎？
‎-對，他醉倒了

423
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,230
‎嗨，克麗斯塔

424
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:29,532
‎還是要叫妳的IG名稱
‎糖果克麗斯塔？

425
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:31,283
‎什麼？

426
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:10,739
‎（今天，恩尼斯托：原諒我）

427
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,006
‎我以為妳不會來我家的派對呢

428
00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,343
‎妳少臭美

429
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,505
‎妳的音樂品味超差，泳池又噁心

430
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:40,885
‎活像新年的卡萊塔海灘
‎都是妳害我來這的

431
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,144
‎妳這小偷

432
00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,095
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

433
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,604
‎妳是喝醉了還是怎樣？

434
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:50,526
‎當然沒有，妳偷走我的包包
‎中獎的獎券就在那裡面

435
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,779
‎-我沒有偷，我去鐵宮買的
‎-胡扯

436
00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,744
‎我給妳看樣東西

437
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,327
‎這樣就能消除妳的困惑

438
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:05,499
‎這是妳在盛怒之下搶我包包時
‎羅伯拍下的影片

439
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:08,042
‎怎麼樣？

440
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:12,006
‎那又怎樣？這不能證明
‎那就是中獎的抽獎券

441
00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:15,878
‎-不用想也知道是
‎-換個角度，妳看看

442
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:21,142
‎妳跟羅伯在我的車瘋狂親熱

443
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,522
‎跳進來

444
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,559
‎跳進來

445
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:30,614
‎-跳進來
‎-我才不要跳進低等生物的水池

446
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,490
‎無聊

447
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,821
‎不行，那就像公用蹦床的水池版

448
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,622
‎不行，把手機還我

449
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,956
‎-那是我的手機
‎-妳的密碼

450
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,172
‎我叫妳把手機還給我

451
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,380
‎把密碼跟我的手機給我

452
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,094
‎-手機
‎-妳的密碼

453
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:59,894
‎-不行
‎-妳的密碼，我叫妳…

454
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:02,968
‎看著

455
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:07,563
‎小心點，金髮妹
‎圖爾特佩克煙火很強大

456
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:11,864
‎我不管，退後
‎我不會停手的，聽到沒？

457
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,610
‎直到妳離開這裡，因為這是我的房子

458
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,073
‎-是這樣嗎？
‎-對，這是我家

459
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:20,704
‎那就看誰先離開

460
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:24,615
‎要命

461
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:33,998
‎不要

462
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,113
‎那是我媽

463
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,369
‎搞什麼東西？

464
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:47,994
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