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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我叫卡塔摘下樹上的蜂窩
‎結果她不願意

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‎-怎麼會？
‎-她說她會過敏

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‎-她只是懶惰
‎-我知道

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‎-維琪不肯擦窗戶
‎-為什麼？

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‎說什麼綁著安全繩會頭暈

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‎-哪會
‎-拜託一下

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‎社區有傲嬌女傭的問題

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‎-沒錯
‎-懶散得要命，不像隔壁的蕾歐諾

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‎她是最適合我的女傭

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‎妳有看到她在展示會上做的事嗎？

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‎簡直無可挑剔，她有堂表親嗎？

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‎我要像蕾歐諾那樣勤奮、聰明的女傭

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‎（生意點子）

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‎開雇主家的瓦斯爐時燒掉睫毛？

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‎在休士頓幫她背包包時弄傷背？

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‎現在不用怕，我來拯救各位了

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‎這個乳霜是從巴黎原裝進口

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‎跟妳們的雇主用的一樣

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‎但我會優惠給妳們

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‎幾乎是成本價，只要少少的價格

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‎誰想來一罐？

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‎我

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‎我幫妳想到生意了

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‎“《女傭多多》”

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‎什麼多多？

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‎這是給富太太找最佳女傭的應用程式

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‎家務工，不是女傭

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‎-對我有什麼好處？
‎-妳是富太太的夢想

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‎過獎了，但我家的雜務已經夠多了

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‎她們會說妳偷了手機、腎

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‎我需要有人幫我招募應用程式

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‎所需的家務工

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‎你要付多少錢？

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‎媽，妳要當富二代合夥人
‎做階級歧視的生意？

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‎我分兩成利潤給妳

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‎你說過勢利富太太都需要蕾歐

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‎四成

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‎-沒有招募人員就做不了生意
‎-好啦，五成

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‎他自認能以長相和二頭肌說服我們

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‎但是每個富家子弟的心裡
‎都想著要利用別人賺錢

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‎夠了，通通別吵

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‎我無法思考，但要做出決定

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‎-這是怎樣，泰莉？
‎-我們付不起電費

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‎真要命

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‎你有合夥人了

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‎我媽禁足我

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‎她取消我的駕駛課
‎我以後也別想有車了

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‎我好難過喔，傳擁抱給我
‎我需要好多愛

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‎-手機給我
‎-你在幹嘛？還我啦

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‎好了

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‎不可能

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‎我成了克麗斯塔的駕訓教練？

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‎我很會吧？

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‎快感謝我給你這絕佳的機會
‎勾搭上她，乾兒子

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‎很酷吧？

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‎但有個問題

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‎-什麼問題？
‎-我不會開車

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‎你還在家，老公？

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‎恩尼斯托

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‎沒了

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‎布洛迪的球衣沒了

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‎好，那就再買一件一樣的

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‎寫著“布洛迪給我的兄弟布洛迪”？
‎不可能

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‎-妳猜簡納洛為什麼不賣給我
‎-別激動，你活像卡到陰

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‎因為我們家女兒指控他家女兒是綁匪

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‎那是三週前的事了

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‎我沒想過他們會懷恨在心
‎而且你也太偏激了

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‎我覺得那個鄉巴佬影響了你

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‎我不知道該怎麼辦
‎但那件球衣會是我的

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‎我的！

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‎你想約她出來嗎？

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‎-學會如何換檔
‎-好

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‎-懂嗎，乾兒子？
‎-懂

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‎放心，汽車就跟女人一樣

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‎發動，暖車，然後踩離合器

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‎-好
‎-試試看

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‎-就是這樣，乾兒子，看到沒？
‎-對

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‎停車

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‎現在是最重要的部分，聽好了

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‎不管車子有多熱

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‎只要沒有保護裝置，那就拉手煞車

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‎-好
‎-閉上眼睛

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‎不准偷看

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‎（十號）

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‎睜開眼睛

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‎喜歡嗎？這是全套把妹裝

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‎穿上這個，再搭配我教你的
‎你就妥當了，外甥

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‎不行，這不是給你用的

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‎這應用程式是給女性家務工的

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‎我包辦所有的家事
‎為什麼不能當家務工？

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‎簡納洛寶貝，你就是男的啊

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‎外婆，這應用程式就叫女傭耶
‎要是男性開始打掃房子

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‎他們會想收更高的價格
‎那些富太太不會高興的

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‎女性都可以擔任
‎傑出的生意領袖和政治家了

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‎男性為什麼不能當傑出的家務工？

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‎老公，這世界還沒辦法接受
‎男性當家務工

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‎簡納洛，相信我，這不適合你

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‎這很適合妳

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‎會是妳，還是小珍妮特？

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‎都不是，尤拉
‎我是我們市場研究的執行“常”

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‎-妳是“執行長”
‎-對

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‎她是我的合夥人

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‎真可惜，不過恭喜妳有了女性事業

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‎如果她們都像妳一樣
‎對整個社區可是一大助益

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‎妳過獎了

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‎等應用程式上線後
‎我就要讓懶惰的維琪回家吃自己

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‎她不肯吃吃看蘇琪的餅乾還新不新鮮

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‎我會再通知妳

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‎維琪，拜託別拖拖拉拉的

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‎再見，親愛的

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‎-謝啦，尤拉
‎-再見

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‎再見

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‎-隔壁嗎？
‎-對，她在那裡

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‎迪耶戈

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‎她來了

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‎怎麼了？

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‎妳想給迪耶戈洗腦
‎就像妳對我先生那樣嗎？

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‎我不知道妳在說什麼，但我確實知道

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‎那天蒙面闖進我家企圖搶劫的人是誰

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‎妳該感謝我沒說出去
‎給我放尊重一點

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‎-我是妳兒子迪耶戈的生意合夥人
‎-他的誰？

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‎迪耶戈

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‎-過來，迪耶戈，我看到你了
‎-好，別激動，兄弟

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‎-別跟我稱兄道弟
‎-我是說席爾

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‎別這麼死板，往好處想
‎我們這是在讓妳的朋友們開心

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‎她們要以更質優價廉的
‎家務工換掉現任

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‎不是這樣啦
‎我們是要讓家事服務變得更專業

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‎我們的應用程式也能幫助家務工

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‎迪耶戈，我禁止你跟這女人做生意

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‎她只想利用我們家的地位

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‎再說你的生意沒一次成功

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‎妳知道嗎，兄弟？

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‎我不會讓妳限制我的創業才能

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‎你不曾用那種口氣跟我說話

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‎我受夠妳不相信我的潛力

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‎我會證明給妳看，我是青年創業家

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‎迪耶戈，你聽我說

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‎這下妳滿意了嗎？

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‎要上路了嗎？

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‎你一定是瘋了才覺得我會上車

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‎不行

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‎-妳對駕駛教練沒信心嗎？
‎-不是，只是…

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‎我從來沒坐過不是

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‎賓士或…

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‎好歹也要是奧迪嘛

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‎我的雇主看似優雅

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‎但妳們該聽聽她老公上她時
‎她喊的那些沒營養的話

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‎不過這種事一年大概只有一次

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‎這不算什麼，我家那個
‎老是吹噓自己的穿著無可挑剔

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‎結果連洗衣機都不會用

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‎我為妳們感到難過
‎席爾薇雅可是把我當家人呢

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‎-那當然
‎-卡塔

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‎卡塔

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‎好

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‎我要妳翻譯給這些女傭聽
‎因為我不會說20遍，知道嗎？

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‎她們都會說西班牙文啊

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‎那很好，八號那個低等生物蕾歐諾

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‎拐我家迪耶戈幫她做應用程式

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‎是要讓富太太們聘請女傭

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‎用更低的價格請妳們這種家務工

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‎卡塔，她們怎麼了？

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‎去聽聽看她們在說什麼

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‎不然就把妳偷來的
‎芬迪太陽眼鏡還給我

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‎是，太太，不對，我沒有偷

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‎我覺得應該是真的，不像嗎？

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‎她們說要看證據

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‎她們不會為了謠言而丟掉工作

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‎-謠言？
‎-對

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‎我幫妳們說話，卻落得這下場

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‎謠言？

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‎請用用看我

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‎我會打掃、洗衣、燙衣、煮飯

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‎房屋清潔，太太

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‎我會洗衣、燙衣、煮飯
‎除塵範圍無人能及，怎麼樣？

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‎現在要當男人真難

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‎房屋清潔，鄰居

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‎鄰居，我可以把你最髒的東西清乾淨

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‎試試看嘛

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‎-非常好，鄰居，今晚見？
‎-沒問題

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‎我有第一個客戶了

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‎這個應用程式唯一的功能

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‎就是把剝削家務工這件事具體化

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‎所以她們才有自己的欄位，先別激動

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‎這是歧視，你一定要先問過家務工

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‎為什麼？付錢的又不是她們

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‎-我想看
‎-幹嘛看？

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‎我媽說要確定
‎這不是你其中一個餿主意

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‎程式還在保密階段，不過妳可以先看

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‎好

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‎這是主畫面

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00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:12,415
‎從這裡可以去主選單找

193
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,174
‎家務工

194
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:19,757
‎還有訓練訣竅的部落格
‎她們才不會偷吃妳的火腿

195
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,345
‎還有這個真的很酷

196
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:24,560
‎如果家務工休息超過10分鐘

197
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,852
‎程式會提醒妳叫她們回去工作

198
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:28,767
‎有沒有搞錯？

199
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:32,274
‎兄弟，妳要是都不欣賞也沒關係

200
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,775
‎這是家務工的欄位
‎有看到我對她們的想法嗎？

201
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:41,371
‎她們有女傭獎，金畚箕和鑽石掃帚

202
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:44,620
‎你對外頭的世界毫無頭緒

203
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,794
‎-外頭的世界是哪？
‎-在你泡泡之外的地方

204
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,956
‎你知道我爸的媽媽
‎洛培茲奶奶出過什麼事嗎？

205
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,635
‎我怎麼知道？
‎我從來沒跟洛培茲家的人相處過

206
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,974
‎洛培茲是墨西哥第四多的姓氏

207
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:06,885
‎洛培茲詹森或洛培茲諾頓
‎可不是隨便的洛培茲家人

208
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:10,556
‎你記得曾有謠言說墨西哥前總統

209
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,816
‎拿著槍在跟家務工玩的時候
‎殺了她嗎？

210
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,490
‎那就是我奶奶

211
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,661
‎對不起，泰莉，我不知道

212
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,743
‎但我們會在應用程式張貼公告

213
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,907
‎這樣大家就不會在玩的時候射殺女傭

214
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,117
‎-迪耶戈
‎-家務工

215
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,917
‎我又做了什麼？

216
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,131
‎那些勢利鬼真的很不替人著想

217
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:37,591
‎她們的要求太過份了

218
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:42,722
‎聽聽看，“要像蝙蝠俠的阿福一樣
‎不引人注意”

219
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,137
‎“身材要胖，才不會偷我的衣服”

220
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,596
‎還有這一個

221
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:52,062
‎“不信天主教
‎週日、聖誕節、復活節都要工作”

222
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:56,226
‎看到沒？我跟妳說過了，媽
‎這比階級歧視還慘，這是奴隸制

223
00:12:56,317 --> 00:13:00,317
‎但她們會賺比較多的錢
‎這是我們的利潤

224
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,614
‎給我看

225
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,655
‎（應用程式收益）

226
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,825
‎-這麼多？
‎-這只是下載應用程式的收入

227
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:13,213
‎再加上每筆媒合的佣金
‎妳要發大財了，合夥人

228
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,633
‎好吧，迪耶戈

229
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,757
‎但要叫那些富太太善待她們

230
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,221
‎不能因為有付錢就虐待家務工

231
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,182
‎不得讓她們缺席週日彌撒

232
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,352
‎不然要去哪找老公？
‎她們可不能變成變成剩女

233
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:31,022
‎媽，妳跟那些女人沒兩樣了

234
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:38,073
‎妳先迴避一下，女兒，這是商業會議

235
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:42,660
‎我只是來確認迪耶戈不會捅出婁子

236
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,278
‎但這實在太離譜了

237
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,030
‎我要走了

238
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,660
‎（冠軍）

239
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,245
‎-鄰居
‎-進來吧，鄰居

240
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,422
‎不是吧

241
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,759
‎這就像球迷的聖殿啊，鄰居

242
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,012
‎-務必小心
‎-那當然

243
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,683
‎不會吧！

244
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,346
‎老天爺

245
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,981
‎埃德遜阿蘭德斯多納西門托
‎又名比利

246
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:19,279
‎-那是我最棒的收藏之一
‎-那是他1970年墨西哥世界盃的戰袍

247
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,396
‎-可以全借我摸一下嗎，鄰居？
‎-可以，用除塵撢

248
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,777
‎從我最看重的獎盃開始清理

249
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,737
‎那一個

250
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,456
‎我第一個“美洲足球俱樂部”獎盃

251
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,379
‎小心點

252
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:41,093
‎-我要看股票了
‎-好，鄰居

253
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,387
‎不會吧！

254
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,388
‎-我根本沒碰
‎-摔碎了

255
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:56,475
‎-我剛說這是無價之寶
‎-我根本還沒開始清

256
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,692
‎你放心，我知道你可以拿什麼賠我

257
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,032
‎（天堂私人社區）

258
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,122
‎怎麼樣啊，姪子？過來看看

259
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,950
‎有輛拉風的車子
‎你肯定心想事成，相信我

260
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,538
‎你偷來的嗎？

261
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,633
‎才不是咧，正好相反

262
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,458
‎你去哪弄來的？

263
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,713
‎這個嘛…

264
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,758
‎阿帕，這麼說吧

265
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,604
‎男子漢絕不到處亂說
‎不過車很帥吧？

266
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,850
‎-這倒是
‎-腦筋動快一點

267
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,943
‎-小心開車
‎-好

268
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:36,888
‎別忘了

269
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,610
‎你會是眾人的焦點

270
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,315
‎-不好意思
‎-歡迎光臨

271
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,863
‎-妳好
‎-請進

272
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,277
‎迪耶戈，謝謝你付清我家的電費

273
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:54,997
‎等拿到第一筆收入我就還你

274
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,539
‎妳不用這麼小聲，蕾歐諾
‎對著麥克風講

275
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,044
‎我們站這麼近，所以…

276
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,376
‎-這樣形象比較帥
‎-好

277
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:07,512
‎-快開始了，準備好
‎-好，祝我們好運

278
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,143
‎你好

279
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,721
‎我很高興妳來了，希望就此之後

280
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,848
‎妳會像我媽一樣信任我

281
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:24,146
‎小迪，我會過來是因為
‎在我內心深處對你很有信心

282
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:25,989
‎那就…

283
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,658
‎-祝你好運
‎-謝謝

284
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:36,365
‎受夠家裡的女傭
‎穿妳們的衣服去約會？

285
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:40,753
‎受夠了大家都在減肥
‎食物櫃的食物照樣消失？

286
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,923
‎想要一個會用膠囊咖啡機的女傭？

287
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,633
‎《女傭多多》上市了
‎各位最好的選擇

288
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:54,677
‎這是《女傭多多》能幫上忙的例子

289
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,563
‎這裡有精挑細選的家務工

290
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,185
‎你在忙什麼？

291
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,613
‎我要洗布洛迪的隊服給恩尼斯托

292
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,571
‎依據你說的

293
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:17,487
‎是那個混帳東西設計你啊，姊夫

294
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,035
‎蕾歐諾說的對，小老弟

295
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,995
‎我不是當家務工或男人的料

296
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,625
‎別傻了，簡納洛

297
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,133
‎我連自己的家人都養不活

298
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,885
‎誰說當男人只有養家這回事？

299
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:40,597
‎這聽起來或許很荒謬，簡納洛

300
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,194
‎但你讓我們成為你的家人

301
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,572
‎我跟我媽，我出獄那時候

302
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,816
‎要你負擔所有的家用很不公平

303
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,278
‎所以

304
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,485
‎讓我幫你吧

305
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,541
‎讓我幫忙

306
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:15,264
‎起碼這件衰事讓你洗了這件臭球衣

307
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,974
‎-完了
‎-怎樣？

308
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,604
‎-簽名被我洗掉了
‎-我們要怎麼賠那傢伙？

309
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,393
‎你想幫我？

310
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,358
‎你在監獄裡肯定學過偽造簽名

311
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,398
‎幫我簽吧，好嗎？

312
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,896
‎謝謝你的幫忙

313
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:35,494
‎妳跟我說妳奶奶的遭遇後
‎這是我能盡的棉薄之力

314
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:40,292
‎我發現妳們也有感情
‎所以我才該感謝妳

315
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,964
‎我要坦承一件事

316
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,545
‎前總統沒有害死洛培茲奶奶

317
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,755
‎那是誰害死她的？

318
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,600
‎沒有人，她還活蹦亂跳的

319
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:11,316
‎我這麼說是為了讓你發揮同情心
‎戳破你中產階級的泡泡

320
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,989
‎（《女傭多多》）

321
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,490
‎希望這樣的證據能讓妳們有所行動

322
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:24,707
‎因為妳們的家人、孩子
‎需要妳們做這份工

323
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,368
‎可是我們闖禍的話會被開除

324
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:31,747
‎妳們絕不會被開除
‎因為我會幫妳們說話

325
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,052
‎我家雇主說的對

326
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,552
‎下架應用程式

327
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,973
‎-下架應用程式
‎-沒錯

328
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:46,853
‎下架應用程式…

329
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,265
‎-很好，就是這樣
‎-下架應用程式

330
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,145
‎這會大獲成功

331
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,032
‎我們只要等大家下載應用程式

332
00:19:55,110 --> 00:20:00,320
‎我算過了，只要他們錄用十個人
‎費用就能支付我們五個月的帳單

333
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,578
‎你真行，小迪迪

334
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,712
‎什麼？

335
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,422
‎-怎麼了？
‎-是鄰居聊天社群

336
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,586
‎有人跟家務工們說了應用程式的事

337
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,842
‎她們想宰了應用程式的負責人

338
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,588
‎-那就是我們
‎-還用你說

339
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,469
‎誰出賣我們？

340
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,346
‎女傭們火冒三丈

341
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:30,443
‎尤拉在動員整個社區
‎要讓女傭們知道誰才是老大

342
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,150
‎妳不就是想要女傭們
‎群起反對這個應用程式嗎？

343
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,982
‎想啊，但要富太太們發現
‎是我惹毛了女傭

344
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,028
‎我的臉要往哪擺

345
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,533
‎-找到了
‎-妳拿胡椒做什麼？

346
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:46,366
‎-個人防衛
‎-妳要用胡椒噴霧，不是胡椒

347
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,963
‎下架應用程式

348
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:53,839
‎下架應用程式…

349
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,379
‎走吧，親愛的，我們先自救吧

350
00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:00,133
‎說不定她們會像國家復興運動黨
‎發送墨西哥捲餅折價券

351
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:04,097
‎等下再說
‎媽，等我確認外面是否安全

352
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:05,809
‎-妳的太陽眼鏡
‎-好

353
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,233
‎-好
‎-媽

354
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,178
‎什麼事？

355
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:13,060
‎-妳真的支持那個應用程式？
‎-當然沒有，親愛的

356
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:17,146
‎我很晚才想通，但妳說的對
‎不能背叛自己人

357
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,614
‎自己人是誰？

358
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,284
‎我已經不確定了，媽

359
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:25,282
‎但我要恢復
‎我及社區所有家務工的尊嚴

360
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,077
‎我真以妳為榮，媽

361
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,793
‎慣老闆，停止剝削我們

362
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:38,165
‎-我以妳為榮，寶貝，走吧，媽
‎-慣老闆，停止剝削我們

363
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,045
‎人生勝利組就該開這種車

364
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,755
‎我一定學得會，出發吧

365
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:45,845
‎我來開門

366
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:50,596
‎謝謝

367
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,784
‎慣老闆，停止剝削我們

368
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,359
‎下架應用程式

369
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,409
‎嗨

370
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,041
‎我聽說大家在抗議你的應用程式

371
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,879
‎對，有人出賣我們，但是…

372
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,301
‎反正這是我的錯

373
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,256
‎不是的，迪耶戈

374
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:29,427
‎這都是蕾歐諾的錯，全都怪她

375
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,806
‎我應該照泰莉說的，先去調查家務工

376
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:39,398
‎會發生這種事
‎全是因為我沒把她們當人看

377
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,533
‎不是，你先聽我說

378
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,657
‎你是我認識最聰明的人

379
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,951
‎我說真的

380
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:52,254
‎但你不懂得挑選合作對象

381
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:57,458
‎我嫁給你爸時
‎承諾要把你當親生兒子看待

382
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:02,420
‎真的，我覺得我也做到了

383
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:07,054
‎放心啦，我會想到別的生意，媽

384
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:10,353
‎天啊

385
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,978
‎這是你第一次開口叫我媽

386
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,350
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

387
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,060
‎你終於做到了，迪耶戈

388
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:24,566
‎慣老闆，停止剝削我們

389
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,203
‎-下架應用程式
‎-慘了

390
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,410
‎-慣老闆，停止剝削我們
‎-現在是怎樣？

391
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,872
‎下架應用程式

392
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,500
‎希望我能活著回家

393
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:41,004
‎-我想開上那條斜坡
‎-不行，寶貝，太陡了，回去吧

394
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:44,206
‎你不是很會踩離合器嗎？

395
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:49,465
‎好

396
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:58,558
‎慣老闆，停止剝削我們

397
00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:01,055
‎下架應用程式

398
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:05,568
‎我們真幸運
‎能在丟了工作前就發現這件事

399
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,112
‎對，下架應用程式

400
00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,905
‎下架應用程式

401
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:12,869
‎是誰這麼好，事先警告我們？

402
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:18,041
‎席爾薇雅太太，要不是她
‎我們就要流落街頭了

403
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,793
‎下架應用程式

404
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,746
‎慣老闆，停止剝削我們

405
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:27,757
‎慣老闆，停止剝削我們

406
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,011
‎慣老闆…

407
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,142
‎（請回工作崗位）

408
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:45,936
‎慣老闆，停止剝削我們

409
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,026
‎等一下

410
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:51,160
‎維琪，妳在這裡做什麼？
‎晚餐準備好了嗎？

411
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:54,413
‎恰尤，妳有帶小瑞卡去散步了嗎？

412
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:59,463
‎髒太太，自己的廚房自己清

413
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,289
‎等一下，她人在那

414
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,250
‎應用程式是她設計的，沒錯

415
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:09,884
‎這女人想害妳們丟了工作

416
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,336
‎妳呢？少裝模作樣了

417
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:16,137
‎妳有跟朋友說是妳是老鼠屎嗎？

418
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,774
‎她是這場抗議事件的幕後主腦

419
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,562
‎如果這是真的，我們就把妳踢出去

420
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:24,897
‎-不是
‎-妳幹了什麼好事？

421
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:25,821
‎是卡塔

422
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:31,028
‎什麼？我？我只是照妳說的做

423
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,202
‎別裝傻了

424
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:36,411
‎妳這個騙子，這樣吧，我不幹了

425
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,869
‎妳雖然有錢，但有狐臭

426
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,666
‎妳剛說什麼？

427
00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,709
‎我才沒有狐臭

428
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,207
‎妳這個叛徒

429
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:51,721
‎-我們開上來了
‎-對

430
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,553
‎兄弟，我會開車了

431
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:58,347
‎-對
‎-我的女生朋友們一定很嫉妒

432
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,270
‎我們來拍抖音，我會標註你

433
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,442
‎-真的嗎？妳會標註我？
‎-要不要拍啦？

434
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:08,651
‎要，當然要
‎這是我搬到這地方的夢想

435
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,033
‎好，那…

436
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,858
‎-我先整理一下
‎-我也要

437
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:18,663
‎-慣老闆，停止剝削我們
‎-妳這個叛徒

438
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:22,543
‎剝削者…

439
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:25,166
‎各位女士，麻煩先等一下

440
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,000
‎同志們，請安靜

441
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:32,586
‎我得承認，這一切或許是我要負責

442
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,394
‎因為我是應用程式的合夥人

443
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:36,928
‎什麼？

444
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:40,182
‎-想處理我的人就來吧
‎-好

445
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,635
‎等等，我有話要說

446
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,520
‎我同意製作這個知名的應用程式
‎是因為我相信

447
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,065
‎這對妳們所有人好

448
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,739
‎得到合理的收入

449
00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:54,448
‎有社會保障、福利

450
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:59,528
‎阻止雇主像往常一樣虐待妳們

451
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:04,248
‎但妳們的雇主不願改變
‎所以結果才會事與願違

452
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:07,421
‎或更慘的是，因為他們就是愛剝削

453
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:11,590
‎-妳好大的膽子
‎-妳可以吃我的西班牙火腿，泰歐

454
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:16,052
‎-她們剝削我們，而且她說謊
‎-我們全都會丟了工作

455
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:19,854
‎-我跟你們說這是誰的錯
‎-不是，同志們

456
00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:24,309
‎剝削者，自己的衣服自己洗

457
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,524
‎幹嘛？

458
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,363
‎別盯著我看，你這怪胎

459
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,070
‎妳不用認真梳妝打扮

460
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:36,111
‎妳原本的樣子就很美了，真的

461
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,619
‎你少在那自以為是

462
00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:43,289
‎你的穿著…我也說不上來，誰會懂？

463
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,750
‎項鍊還不是金的，你也幫幫忙

464
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,790
‎我發誓這不是我的主意

465
00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,504
‎妳看，沒了

466
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,380
‎-好
‎-好

467
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,125
‎擊掌

468
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,930
‎-好，來吧
‎-好

469
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,060
‎各位同志，先讓我說話
‎妳們不會被解雇

470
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,560
‎德蒙提太太

471
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,142
‎妳知道夏蘿差點死於腦震盪

472
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:12,148
‎因為孩子們在德國人的派對中
‎打的是她，而不是皮納塔彩罐

473
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,025
‎華爾得太太

474
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:18,570
‎妳知道盧佩為了去妳的阿卡普科豪宅

475
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:23,115
‎被困在高速公路的休息站
‎只能請牲畜卡車載她一程嗎？

476
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:25,543
‎薩瓦拉太太

477
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:28,829
‎瑪格麗塔拉了兩天肚子

478
00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:32,335
‎只因為妳逼她吃壞掉的克菲爾乳酪

479
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,302
‎里維拉太太

480
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,630
‎妳知道妳家小孩高中能畢業
‎都得感謝潘奇塔嗎？

481
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,008
‎沒錯

482
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:44,471
‎妳們不能這樣對待自己的家務工

483
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,387
‎她們應該像大家一樣有尊嚴地工作

484
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:51,686
‎你們不能因為她們的這個要求
‎而開除她們

485
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,861
‎好，開始吧

486
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,407
‎車子在動嗎？

487
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:04,618
‎對，怎麼了？
‎不管車子多熱，拉手煞車就對了

488
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,911
‎-什麼？
‎-拉手煞車

489
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,655
‎-我要怎麼拉？
‎-讓開

490
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,418
‎-我該怎麼辦？
‎-為什麼我老公的車在那？

491
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,209
‎-讓開
‎-快跑

492
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:18,884
‎媽！

493
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:04,876
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