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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎救命啊！

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‎救命！

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‎亲爱的　有人喊救命

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‎是只猫吧

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‎有人袭击我们！

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‎-亲爱的
‎-我觉得当地猫好像不会说人话

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‎救命啊！

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‎亲爱的　肯定是邻居出事了

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‎过来　厄内斯托

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‎简直没法儿过了！

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‎住着像个贫民窟

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‎（墨西哥就是强）

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‎是你们干的！

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‎-此话怎讲？
‎-只有你这样才…

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‎才写得出来　还写不好

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‎“The”是

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‎“T”开头

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‎是吗？那我拼错了

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‎我的珍妮绝对不在场
‎亲爱的　怎么拼“去”这个字？

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‎用“G”

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‎听见了吧　“G”你个鬼吧！

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‎就是他们　是他们写的！

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‎太垃圾了　接下来搞什么　洛佩兹？
‎把鞋挂在绳子上吗？

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‎这是赤裸裸的歧视　我们是工薪阶级
‎你们就怪我们

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‎像洛杉矶的蓝色乐队

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‎爸！

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‎我们可以向人权办公室投诉

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‎狠！

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‎抱歉

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‎听好了　我会找出是谁干的

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‎走着瞧

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‎咱们走着瞧

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‎绝不会让那只白色蜥蜴羞辱我们

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‎她很生气　但不是有意的

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‎-“T”开头的
‎-别瞎说！

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‎她当然是认真的
‎这么做是为了找我们的茬

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‎你妈说得对　珍妮

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‎富人喜欢抱怨穷人

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‎我在监狱里就认识到了

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‎我会当场抓获那个白痴

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‎赫纳罗　闻着好香

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‎像蜂蜜油条

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‎谢谢　要给新老板留下好印象

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‎我给你做了你最喜欢吃的早餐

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‎看！炸土豆饼

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‎留到晚餐吧

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‎上班时不要上厕所
‎免得被人叫成“拉屎官”

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‎什么？

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‎为什么这些养狗的人
‎付费让别人遛狗？

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‎-他们喜欢这种欺负人的姿态
‎-巴布罗

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‎这是普奇

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‎拜托　帮帮我遛狗　别跟我妈讲哈

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‎不行　没主人的同意
‎我们不能遛你的狗

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‎别理他　普奇和我们在一起很安全
‎我们不会告诉你妈妈的

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‎它不喝自来水　只喝依云

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‎我走了

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‎麻烦你看好时间

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‎你怎么了？

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‎尼托　我在你家外面　准备上班

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‎看到了吗？蕾奥娜派人监视我们

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‎他在锻炼身体

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‎带着领带锻炼？

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‎你知道的　他们怪里怪气的

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‎醒醒吧

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‎这人身体不错
‎因为他总是畏罪潜逃

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‎或者是建筑工人
‎他可不会刻意去运动

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‎肯定在策划下一幅涂鸦作品

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‎等等　我让他去别处锻炼

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‎拜托　赶紧！

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‎别这么多疑

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‎大家一定都很忙

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‎不一定

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‎差点没戏了
‎我跟你讲过　小西不能知道我雇了你

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‎抱歉　我忘了
‎第一天上班　我很兴奋

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‎好

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‎我忘了跟你讲　你今天在家办公

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‎没听懂　你什么意思？

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‎-在家办公　你会很喜欢的
‎-真的吗？

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‎真的　没人看你
‎我的意思是　你不需要穿得这么正式

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‎你还可以睡午觉　不用穿懒汉托

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‎什么？

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‎鞋子和裤子

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‎我还为你准备了欢迎礼物

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‎天呐　这是平板电脑？
‎别的工作　我还得自己买工牌

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‎一点小意思聊表感谢

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‎要我做什么？怎样绽放我的创意？

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‎先跟当铺老板见个面

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‎给他的店设计个推销构思
‎我待会儿给你打电话

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‎我啥都能推　你要我推啥？

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‎推销是…

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‎算了

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‎-几点跟你打电话？
‎-到时候我打给你

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‎真要翻他们的垃圾？

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‎没错　通过垃圾最能了解一个人

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‎你是这样认识我爸的？

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‎不是的　但我发现了奶奶的痔疮

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‎别废话了　干活儿

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‎-我不想把我的手弄脏
‎-天啊！

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‎来吧

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‎看　这就是证据

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‎该死的

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‎妈　你确定吗？
‎翻他们的垃圾是犯罪

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‎那当然　等等

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‎味道和泉水很像

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‎你怎么喝普奇的水？
‎万一她渴死怎么办？

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‎瓶子里灌上自来水　狗不会知道的

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‎埃斯皮诺萨的狗不能遛

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‎他们这么混蛋跟我无关

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‎如果出问题

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‎她会毁了我们的名声

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‎什么名声？

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‎这就是问题所在
‎失去我们没有的东西

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‎装满就行了

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‎-普奇！
‎-糟了！

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‎怎么办？

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‎这个在你的垃圾桶里？
‎你喷了自己的墙！

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‎我怎么知道它不是你垃圾桶里的？

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‎这是赤裸裸的栽赃啊

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‎拜托　我不是警察
‎而且我有目击证人

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‎你的娃？哦！我好怕

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‎污蔑是一种犯罪行为　罚金高达…

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‎走开！

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‎你也走开！

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‎（墨西哥就是强）

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‎混蛋！

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‎我在观察小西
‎她甚至想把失败的手术也怪给我们

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‎监视别人是犯罪

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‎不不　就像看真人秀一样

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‎这些东西从哪来的？

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‎从保安那里借来的　我给他们护肤品

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‎一个人想要皮肤漂白剂
‎反正他们也不保护咱们

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‎我和珍妮会帮忙

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‎比起在教会里批评人
‎侦查邻居更好玩儿

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‎这不好

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‎奇怪女孩和胖老太
‎这组合再平常不过了

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‎让你临终的奶奶担着

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‎你没死　你还说勒索是罪孽

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‎我这把年纪　只有巧克力是罪孽

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‎好吧　可以不让我开心

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‎等我明天走了　别躲在墙角哭哈

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‎天啊！

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‎好吧　但我们不能被发现

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‎当场抓个正着！

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‎蕾奥娜又让你喷什么垃圾？

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‎别　你会起皱纹的
‎我只想修复你的墙而已

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‎去除证据　我就不能举报你

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‎要不你赶紧走　不然我报警？

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‎当心

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‎记住了　我尝试过修复它

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‎再见

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‎闻着好香

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‎真是个混蛋！

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‎（屎）

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‎不会有好下场的

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‎你发誓过　普奇会很安全

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‎她就这样跑了

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‎他们会杀了我！
‎普奇是妈妈最喜欢的女儿

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‎你妈知道了

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‎她会把我腋窝毛一根根地拔出来

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‎这样吧

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‎别害怕

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‎他们真的用一个肥皂洗澡吗？

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‎冰箱磁铁有没去过的地方？

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‎还用免费咖啡杯？

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‎所以　洛佩兹绝对涂了我们的墙？

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‎这只是推断

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‎等等　卡妲　我还没说完

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‎那些人到底是怎样生活的？

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‎他们做过什么奇怪的事吗？

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‎唯一奇怪的是托马斯先生

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‎我就知道是托马斯
‎刚刚看到他涂我们的墙

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‎他说在修墙　完全撒谎！

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‎也许他只想当个好邻居

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‎拜托　这是他不在场证明
‎别太天真

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‎你说他奇怪　什么意思？

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‎他总是开着门洗澡

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‎如果肥皂掉了
‎他绝对不会弯腰捡起来

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‎我有个朋友的堂哥也一样
‎他也坐过牢

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‎你在偷窥他

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‎没有

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‎他洗澡时　我刚好路过

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‎-我知道托马斯有前科
‎-因为没捡肥皂？

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‎-也许吧
‎-也许他腰不好

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‎他那身材　腰不可能不好

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‎还有胸部　还有腿
‎臀部也不错

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‎什么！

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‎卡妲　看着我

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‎得想个办法抓住他

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‎让我想想

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‎（好高鹜远）

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‎-再来点咖啡？
‎-不用了　我们开始吧

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‎别哭　我还在这里

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‎他说你叫他打电话

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‎这是公司的新任创意编辑
‎赫纳罗洛佩兹

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‎在哪儿工作都有创意　我准备好了

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‎从概念开始

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‎在我们的典当行　能解决你的问题…

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‎停　我的音调比较好

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‎我推起来最好看

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‎根本不需要任何点缀

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‎先让我说完　你几分钟后再说

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‎她肯定会惊呆的

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‎看看她的混蛋弟弟

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‎用500张钞票

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‎不能用他没见过的东西来诱惑他

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‎对他来说　500张钞票是个神话
‎放在哪里？

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‎那里！你确定他会回来吗？

209
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,490
‎嗯　我看着他离开　应该不久后回来

210
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,447
‎赶紧躲起来吧？

211
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,158
‎别发短信了！

212
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:49,924
‎去　告诉你妈

213
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,338
‎-你在拍他吗？
‎-是的

214
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,608
‎我就知道　看到了吗？

215
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,953
‎天呐

216
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,959
‎我就知道　小偷永远是小偷

217
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,811
‎（卡妲：看！）

218
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,774
‎这次我来对付她

219
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,980
‎与其你死我活　不如坐下来谈谈

220
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:55,572
‎嗯　看我怎么对付她

221
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:56,939
‎妈妈！

222
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,817
‎算了吧　我妈绝对不会相信这是普奇

223
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:04,025
‎打扮一番　她根本看不出来

224
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:08,576
‎也把我也打扮一下好吗？
‎我也不想让你妈看出来

225
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,420
‎抓个正着
‎起来　把你的肉毒菌全都拍出来

226
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,512
‎你和你弟弟两个不要脸的

227
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,588
‎都是混蛋

228
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,132
‎我受够了

229
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,676
‎在你撒野之前　麻烦放松一下

230
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,851
‎我给你看个好看的

231
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,892
‎看

232
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,939
‎他正在离开尤拉的家

233
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,070
‎他们通过聊天发给了卡妲
‎对吧　卡妲？

234
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,818
‎-是的　女士
‎-小偷在哪里？

235
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,323
‎在这里！

236
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,990
‎天呐　她比真普奇好看多了

237
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,695
‎是个不错的骗局　小狗狗骗局？

238
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,883
‎-完美无暇的皮肤　我人生结束了!
‎-让我看看

239
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,960
‎任何人都不能看到我毁容

240
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,217
‎我先确认一下

241
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,850
‎“我们尽全力帮您扭转乾坤

242
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:10,429
‎当掉一切可以当掉的”

243
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,693
‎我真的不喜欢

244
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,651
‎但你肯定有别的创意

245
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,733
‎当然

246
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,895
‎亲爱的
‎那副不像翡翠的翡翠画去哪儿了？

247
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,606
‎你会喜欢的　这是公司的新形象…

248
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,198
‎尼托

249
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,453
‎兄弟

250
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,794
‎打交道这么久　这也太肤浅了

251
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:36,831
‎下一个创意是吸引观众的注意力

252
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,588
‎靠！挂我的电话

253
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,508
‎这混蛋在挂我的电话

254
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,928
‎你必须听我说

255
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,274
‎希望这次能成

256
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,388
‎如果我在十年内遛700条狗
‎我可以把她买回来

257
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:55,476
‎算了

258
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,650
‎妈不知道这不是她的普奇

259
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,571
‎怎么跟她解释你的脸？

260
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,994
‎她看不到的

261
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,373
‎也许她看得到　因为是我的脸

262
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:13,076
‎她对外表要求太高了　尤其是脸

263
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,792
‎天啊！我弄丢了她的狗　烧了她的娃

264
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,294
‎她会把高跟鞋踩到我眼里的

265
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,880
‎想看看结果吗？

266
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,379
‎在这里躲好

267
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,756
‎然后再决定　要不要离开这个国家

268
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,304
‎有护照吗？

269
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,521
‎我只得搬去别的州

270
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:36,729
‎祝你好运

271
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:38,845
‎妈

272
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,105
‎你终于回来了！

273
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,856
‎怎么了？你没事吧？

274
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,324
‎你看出来了？

275
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,873
‎当然！你的丝带去哪儿了？

276
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,489
‎我们一起打扮吧　亲爱的

277
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,961
‎托马斯　你伤透了我的心

278
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,633
‎你去了尤拉的家

279
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,644
‎没什么大不了的

280
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,599
‎什么！我帮你对付小西
‎你就这样对我？

281
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,772
‎我发誓　我没做错什么

282
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,400
‎-你必须举报他
‎-托马斯没偷东西

283
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,848
‎但他有前科

284
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:25,068
‎-那你得给我个说法！
‎-抱歉　我无可奉告

285
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:25,990
‎-真的？
‎-是的

286
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,568
‎你不告诉我　尤拉会

287
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,874
‎坏人像疱疹一样　永远是坏人

288
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,869
‎老公传给我疱疹　我都没说他

289
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:40,083
‎像托马斯这样的前科　更有男人味

290
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,325
‎更像人

291
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,587
‎为什么要为那个混蛋说话？

292
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,168
‎有什么事吗？

293
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,593
‎不告诉你

294
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,505
‎不告诉你

295
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,057
‎他们在偷车！

296
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,179
‎什么？

297
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,595
‎他们在偷车！

298
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,190
‎我有个点子

299
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,612
‎-没事了　我们失去了客户
‎-我的点子很重要

300
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,533
‎你要我在家工作　是因为你不信任我

301
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,286
‎我没心情　以后再聊

302
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,409
‎不　我们现在聊

303
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:24,166
‎我没钱　但我有能力

304
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,921
‎嗯　足球踢得不错

305
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,553
‎当铺也是　我知道怎么推销当铺

306
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,301
‎我知道典当的意义

307
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,723
‎为了几个钱　我失去了珍贵的东西

308
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,973
‎你知道当爸爸手表的感受吗？

309
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,227
‎-不知道
‎-就像再次埋葬他一样

310
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,189
‎这样啊

311
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:45,938
‎如果当铺说
‎他会把我的东西当做自己的东西保管

312
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:51,363
‎把我的传家宝当做自己的传家宝保管
‎我绝对会把生意给他

313
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,949
‎“我们不是当铺　我们是你的家人”

314
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:55,952
‎停下

315
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,212
‎这正是我要的

316
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:07,249
‎抱歉　我忘了我的外套
‎还有你年轻人　你忘了穿裤子

317
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,383
‎-不好意思
‎-你知道　这些有创意的人就这样

318
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,223
‎做得好

319
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,927
‎非常好

320
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,313
‎摘掉你们的面具…

321
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,060
‎不然把你的拇指全扭断！
‎他们是托马斯的人

322
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,483
‎别扭我的拇指　小西

323
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,017
‎迭戈？

324
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,646
‎好啦！

325
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:36,195
‎原来是你的孩子和朋友
‎你却指责我弟弟

326
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,031
‎不能全归功于我

327
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:43,038
‎还有我的主谋　托马斯兄弟·

328
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,872
‎我就知道他强迫你偷东西

329
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,958
‎-我们在缔造体验　对吧？
‎-对

330
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,634
‎生存体验的傻瓜书？

331
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,553
‎我是迭戈的生意伙伴

332
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:59,563
‎我们为客户提供个性化犯罪体验

333
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,598
‎-破坏者体验
‎-对

334
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,562
‎好刺激！

335
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,313
‎当然都是假的

336
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,895
‎什么都不拿　还抹去你的涂鸦

337
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,481
‎但小西没让我抹

338
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,317
‎是的　你没让我抹

339
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:18,072
‎有钱人喜欢毫无后果的刺激

340
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,577
‎所以你们喜欢看贩毒电视剧嘛

341
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,120
‎-托马斯　这个口号不错
‎-对

342
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,624
‎零后果的刺激

343
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,167
‎不错！

344
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,001
‎-太棒了！
‎-零后果的刺激

345
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,127
‎太好了　老大

346
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,054
‎什么　妈妈？

347
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,837
‎克丽丝塔！

348
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,931
‎蠢蛋　你在干嘛？

349
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,853
‎我妈已经认那只狗了

350
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,016
‎不能出现另一只普奇

351
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:54,815
‎她才是真正的普奇　在车底下找到的
‎我无论如何要把她带回来

352
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,992
‎不行

353
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,534
‎-我有个主意
‎-什么？

354
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,285
‎不用了　我在减肥

355
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,996
‎像你这样的人跟我工作　是有点可疑

356
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,884
‎对不起

357
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,133
‎我没想到你会像我们一样有怨恨

358
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,425
‎但我真的需要你

359
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,139
‎别想了

360
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,850
‎太丢人了　还以为我们是一个团队

361
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:32,188
‎是一个团队　真的
‎如果你想继续　这份工作还是你的

362
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:37,152
‎有个条件　我想加薪20%

363
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,236
‎还有公务车　秘书
‎午餐券　高级店的午餐券

364
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,202
‎10%　别的就算了

365
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,331
‎-可以在家办公吗？
‎-完美

366
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,791
‎记住了　不能让西尔维娅知道

367
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,745
‎这是什么？

368
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:57,919
‎进来？

369
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,302
‎怎么了　小西？

370
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,385
‎我不明白　你怎么做得出来

371
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:10,142
‎跟那个混蛋一起混
‎然后帮我找他？

372
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,847
‎我帮的是他　不是你

373
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,858
‎360维度破坏体验
‎我们教你抢劫　毫无后顾之忧

374
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,362
‎我很惊讶　你根本没注意到

375
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,740
‎罐子怎么在你的垃圾箱里？

376
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,291
‎抓了个正着！

377
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,038
‎录下来

378
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,088
‎但他有前科！

379
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:41,340
‎我的教父们　还有你爸爸　都有前科啊

380
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,505
‎什么意思？

381
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:46,642
‎别装了　爸爸告诉过我
‎爷爷因为诈骗坐牢

382
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,562
‎你很穷　当时在呼叫中心工作

383
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,636
‎不要重复了

384
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,568
‎就一个月　还好我的英语很流利

385
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,738
‎别人不能知道这些
‎也不能知道你的生意

386
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:04,238
‎拜托　迭戈　不要重复这些

387
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,823
‎小西　我很忙

388
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,076
‎你会保持沉默　是吧？

389
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,166
‎对　尽量扔远点

390
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:21,168
‎再也不会上我的床了！

391
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:33,941
‎走！

392
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,776
‎停下来　蕾奥娜！

393
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,857
‎你答应过要守规矩的

394
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,903
‎我守规矩了啊

395
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:47,987
‎我什么都没做　没人会雇有前科的人

396
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:53,035
‎除非你很有钱或者是政客
‎现在只有迭戈雇我

397
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,371
‎但只有你进去

398
00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:02,257
‎也许吧　但我就这么赚钱帮你啊

399
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,929
‎值得一试

400
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,761
‎来

401
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:13,561
‎-我不能再失去你了
‎-不会的

402
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:21,688
‎-没人会知道的
‎-这叫“破坏者体验”

403
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,025
‎破坏者体验！

404
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,820
‎我还没忘记　你去尤拉家干嘛？

405
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,373
‎-这是什么？
‎-给你个礼物

406
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:42,999
‎我不需要把腋窝弄白

407
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:47,508
‎是给你脸上烫伤的
‎它能修复各种瑕疵

408
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:53,218
‎即便你妈没发现　我也看的到

409
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,608
‎谢谢你

410
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,200
‎这是托马斯的工作设备

411
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,359
‎拖车、开锁器、油漆罐

412
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:13,330
‎我会给他的
‎你是怎么想到这个歪主意的？

413
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,740
‎这是个社会项目

414
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,868
‎我知道你造一个假奶奶骗我

415
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,036
‎这样我才能感受到你们的痛苦

416
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,335
‎为了让你有同情心

417
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:26,669
‎了解　谢谢破坏者体验
‎我现在会给15％的小费了

418
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,335
‎对不起　我骗了你

419
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,312
‎-到后院开会
‎-隔壁见

420
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,643
‎在你的后院开会？

421
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:46,404
‎没想到我们会一起开会
‎这件事不能跟别人说

422
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:51,485
‎我同意
‎我让迭戈的朋友保持沉默

423
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:55,662
‎监控录像也删了

424
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,791
‎你俩比你们想象的更像

425
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:04,503
‎极力保护你们的家人
‎但你们要知道轻重缓急

426
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,416
‎尊重他人的权利　自己才能平安

427
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:11,006
‎小孩儿不要参和大人的事

428
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,092
‎还有

429
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,847
‎跟你吵架　我实在太累了

430
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,641
‎-我也是
‎-对吧？

431
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,441
‎你们应该搬家

432
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,440
‎-什么？
‎-什么？

433
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,231
‎别惹我！

434
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:27,074
‎怎能不惹这群…

435
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,280
‎-什么？
‎-古雅的人

436
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,821
‎围墙做好了　就是好朋友

437
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,365
‎我们不是好朋友

438
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:38,501
‎好吧　第一　院子里不得养驴

439
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,078
‎驴又怎么了？

440
00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:43,083
‎它是濒危物种　我们要把它带去驴岛

441
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,286
‎驴岛？

442
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,456
‎不能像杀猫一样在网球场上大喊大叫

443
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,256
‎-什么？
‎-没错

444
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,300
‎不得用坎比亚音乐大声喧闹

445
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,974
‎是吗？凌晨5点不得敲教堂的钟

446
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,854
‎是锣　不是钟

447
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,555
‎好吧

448
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,899
‎小区里不得摆摊

449
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,523
‎什么？

450
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,740
‎怎么样？

451
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,452
‎成交

452
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:20,004
‎第一个违反规矩的家庭
‎把院子让给邻居？

453
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:28,883
‎谁家的杂种狗？

454
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:35,344
‎走吧　夏奇　我们回家

455
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,257
‎走吧　夏奇

456
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:38,885
‎来吧　夏奇

457
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,842
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