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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎救命！

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‎救命！

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‎親愛的，有人大叫

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‎是貓啦

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‎我們被攻擊了

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‎-老婆
‎-這裡的貓應該不會說話

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‎救命！

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‎親愛的，我們的鄰居有麻煩了

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‎過來，恩尼斯托

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‎你看，這是壓垮駱駝的最後一根稻草

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‎看來我們住進國宅了

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‎（墨西哥就是強）

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‎這是你們搞的

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‎-妳憑什麼這麼說？
‎-只有你們這種人才會寫

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‎那種下流東西，而且你們還寫錯字

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‎是搶，不是強

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‎搶劫的搶

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‎是嗎？那就是我拼錯了

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‎我家珍妮剛通過保送
‎親愛的，是強還是搶？

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‎強

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‎聽到啦，搶妳個大頭啦

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‎是他們，他們寫的

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‎你們真是垃圾
‎接下來要搞什麼，洛培茲家族？

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‎把球鞋掛在電線上嗎？

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‎這叫歧視，妳把錯推到我們頭上
‎只因為我們是工人階級

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‎就像洛杉磯藍色樂團

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‎爸

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‎我們可以向人權處投訴

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‎真猛

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‎抱歉

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‎給我仔細聽著，我會找出是誰幹的

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‎小心點

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‎我們來看看誰才是真正的凶手

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‎我不會讓那隻慘白的蜥蜴污辱我們

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‎她真的很生氣，媽，氣到口不擇言

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‎-搶劫的“搶”？
‎-小孩不懂別亂說

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‎她當然知道自己在說什麼
‎她這麼做就是要我們背黑鍋

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‎妳媽媽說的對，珍妮

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‎有錢人都會把錯推到窮人身上

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‎我很懂，我蹲過牢

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‎那個慘白的瘋婆子會被我人贓俱獲的

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‎你聞起來好香，簡納洛寶貝

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‎跟蜂蜜煎餅攤一樣

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‎謝謝，我要給新老闆一個好印象

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‎所以我做了你最愛的早餐

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‎你看，馬鈴薯玉米餅

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‎我當晚餐吃好了

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‎這樣上班就不用上廁所
‎省得被人家說是薪水小偷

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‎什麼？

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‎為什麼這些人要付錢請人遛狗？

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‎-他們喜歡虐待和開除人
‎-帕布羅

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‎普奇給你

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‎拜託別跟我媽說我請你們遛狗

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‎不行，沒有主人同意
‎我們不能帶狗散步

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‎別管他，普奇交給我們很安全
‎我們不會跟妳媽說

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‎牠不喝自來水，只喝依雲礦泉水

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‎好，祝你們順利

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‎對了，麻煩準時帶牠回來

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‎妳是怎樣？

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‎尼托，我在你家外面準備上班

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‎看到沒？蕾歐諾派人來監視我們

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‎他只是在運動

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‎打著領帶做運動？

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‎妳也知道他們有多怪

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‎你醒醒

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‎這傢伙之所以體格好
‎是因為他常跑給警察追

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‎不然就是建築工人，不是靠運動

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‎他們在計畫下次亂塗鴉

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‎別激動，我叫他去別的地方運動

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‎麻煩你，快想想辦法

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‎別這麼偏激

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‎我相信鄰居有更重要的事情要做

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‎很難說

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‎你差點露餡了
‎我說過不能讓席爾薇雅知道我雇用你

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‎抱歉，我忘了，我很期待第一天上班

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‎沒關係

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‎我忘了跟你說，你今天要居家辦公

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‎尼托，我聽不懂，居家辦公是什麼？

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‎-你會喜歡的，就是在家工作
‎-真的嗎？

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‎沒錯，沒人會看到你這身打扮
‎你不用穿得這麼正式

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‎你可以午休，穿著懶人鞋

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‎穿著什麼？

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‎你的鞋子和褲子

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‎我甚至幫你準備了歡迎禮

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‎不是吧，尼托，你給我平板電腦？
‎我另一份工作連名牌都要自己付錢

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‎這是我的一點心意

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‎我要做什麼？把我的創意發揮在哪？

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‎我們要去跟當鋪老闆開會

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‎幫他的店想銷售提案
‎然後我再打給你

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‎我可以提很多喔
‎看是要提詞、提親、提東西都行

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‎提案是…

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‎算了

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‎-我要幾點打給你？
‎-我會打給你

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‎我們真的要翻他們的垃圾？

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‎沒錯，要摸透人的最好方法
‎就是檢查他們的垃圾

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‎妳是這樣認識爸爸的嗎？

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‎不是，但我發現奶奶有痔瘡

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‎少在那問東問西，快幫我

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‎-我不喜歡弄髒手
‎-真是的

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‎找到了

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‎我就知道，證據在此

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‎死中產階級媽媽

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‎媽，妳確定要這樣做嗎？
‎翻人家的垃圾犯法耶

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‎確定到不行，妳在這等著

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‎這味道真的就像礦泉水

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‎妳怎麼把普奇的水喝完了
‎萬一牠渴死怎麼辦？

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‎我拿去裝自來水，狗分不清楚差異

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‎妳不該遛艾思賓諾薩家的狗

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‎他們這麼混蛋又不是我的錯

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‎對，但要是出了什麼事

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‎那女人會毀了我們的名聲和生意

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‎哪來什麼名聲？

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‎問題就在這
‎連我們沒有的東西都沒了

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‎去裝水啦

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‎-普奇…
‎-不要

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‎現在怎麼辦？

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‎這東西怎麼在妳家的垃圾桶？
‎牆是妳噴的

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‎我怎麼知道那不是妳家的垃圾？

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‎明明就是妳栽贓我

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‎拜託，我又不是警察
‎況且我還有證人

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‎妳女兒？唉唷，我好怕喔

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‎毀謗的罪行可以罰…

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‎走開

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‎妳也一樣

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‎（墨西哥就是強）

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‎那個賤人

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‎我在監視席爾薇雅
‎她連手術失敗都想怪我們

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‎但是監視別人犯法

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‎不會，這就像在看實境節目

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‎請問一下這些東西是哪來的？

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‎我用乳霜跟保全借來的

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‎他們有人想要美白肌膚

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‎反正他們也沒有要保護我們

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‎我跟珍妮會幫忙，親愛的

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‎監視鄰居比在教會
‎說別人壞話有趣多了

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‎這主意不好

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‎這主意很好，沒人會對怪小孩
‎和大屁股老太婆起疑的

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‎妳就聽垂死外婆的話嘛

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‎妳沒有垂死，而且妳說勒索是罪惡

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‎到了我這年紀
‎唯一的罪惡就是巧克力，親愛的

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‎好啦，別讓我不開心

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‎要是我明天走了，妳就別在角落哭

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‎天啊

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‎好啦，但我們不能被抓到

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‎現行犯

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‎蕾歐諾又叫你噴什麼東西了？

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‎放輕鬆，生氣會長皺紋
‎我是在修復妳家的牆

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‎你想消滅證據讓我沒辦法報警

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‎你怎麼不趕快走

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‎不然我要叫警察了，小心點

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‎妳記好了，我是要幫妳修復牆面

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‎再見

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‎妳聞起來好香

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‎你真是下流

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‎（就是強）

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‎這件事不會到此為止

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‎你們發過誓，普奇交給你們很安全

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‎牠才剛走丟

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‎他們會殺了我

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‎因為普奇是我媽最愛的女兒

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‎等妳媽發現

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‎肯定會剝了我的皮

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‎解決方法在這

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‎妳不要害怕

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‎他們真的用同一塊香皂洗澡嗎？

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‎冰箱上有沒去過的景點磁鐵嗎？

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‎會用贈品咖啡杯嗎？

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‎這些理由構成洛培茲一家人
‎亂塗鴉的罪行嗎？

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‎這叫推理研究，迪耶戈

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‎等一下，卡塔，我還沒問完

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‎那些人到底是怎麼生活的？

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‎他們會做什麼怪事嗎？

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‎唯一行為怪異的是托瑪士先生

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‎我就知道是托瑪士
‎我剛抓到他在漆我們的牆壁

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‎還說他在幫我們修牆，說謊

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‎也許他只是想當個好鄰居

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‎拜託，迪耶戈
‎那是他的藉口，你別這麼天真

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‎妳說他行為很怪是什麼意思？

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‎他洗澡時都不關門

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‎如果香皂掉到地上
‎他絕對不會彎下腰撿

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‎我朋友的表親也這樣，他坐過牢

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‎妳在偷看他

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‎我沒有啦，年輕人

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‎我剛好在他洗澡時走經過

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‎-我就知道托瑪士有前科
‎-從不撿肥皂看出來的嗎？

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‎-那當然
‎-他說不定只是背不好

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‎-有這樣的身材，他不可能背不好

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‎不可能腿不好、胸部不好
‎更不用說屁股了

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‎那屁股真翹

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‎卡塔，看我，專心點

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‎我們得想辦法抓到他

193
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,425
‎想辦法，大家腦力激盪，想想看

194
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,734
‎（宏觀大局）

195
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,983
‎-還要咖啡嗎，小費？
‎-不了，謝謝，我們開始吧

196
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,898
‎你最愛的創意總編來了

197
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,784
‎他說你叫他打電話過來

198
00:10:56,864 --> 00:11:00,994
‎這位是簡納洛洛培茲
‎事務所新任的創意總編

199
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:05,037
‎在球場還是在職場都能發揮創意
‎我準備好提案了

200
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,252
‎我先從概念開始

201
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,463
‎來到當鋪，我們就能解決你的問題

202
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,884
‎不對，我的提案比較好

203
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:15,843
‎我還可以提親、提錢

204
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,545
‎不費一點力氣

205
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,722
‎對，我們等下再聽你的想法
‎先讓我說完

206
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,473
‎她這下就沒話說了

207
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:27,267
‎來看她的流氓弟弟能否抗拒這誘惑
‎不偷走錢

208
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,064
‎用500元的鈔票吧

209
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,227
‎我們不能用他沒看過的東西來誘惑他

210
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:37,027
‎對他來，500元的鈔票是傳說
‎這個要放哪呢？

211
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,620
‎這裡，你確定他會回來

212
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,490
‎對，我看到他出去
‎應該很快就回來了

213
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,447
‎我們要躲起來了嗎？

214
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,158
‎別再傳訊息了啦

215
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:49,924
‎我們去跟妳媽說

216
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,338
‎-你有錄到他嗎？
‎-有

217
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,608
‎我就知道，看到沒？

218
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,953
‎太誇張了啦

219
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,959
‎我就知道，一日為賊，終身為賊

220
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,811
‎（卡塔：看我收到什麼）

221
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,768
‎我這次會弄死她

222
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,980
‎與其鬥個你死我活
‎不如坐下來談談，媽

223
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:55,402
‎好，等我吼了她之後再給她好看

224
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,943
‎媽…

225
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,820
‎別鬧了，我媽不會相信這是普奇的

226
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:04,025
‎這隻狗美容一下，她根本分不出差異

227
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:08,576
‎妳可以幫我美容一下
‎讓席爾薇雅認不出我嗎？

228
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,290
‎抓到了，妳快起來
‎我會打到妳的肉毒都噴出來

229
00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,506
‎妳跟妳弟弟真的是物以類聚

230
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,588
‎都是人渣

231
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,132
‎我實在受夠了

232
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,676
‎冷靜點，在妳開始動粗前

233
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,851
‎我有東西要給妳們看，很精彩的

234
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,892
‎妳們看

235
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,939
‎他爬過尤拉的門

236
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,070
‎有人在女傭群組傳給卡塔的
‎對吧，卡塔？

237
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,818
‎-對，女士
‎-小偷人呢？

238
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,323
‎就在這

239
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,990
‎太誇張了，牠比真正的普奇還漂亮

240
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,695
‎我們這次可以瞞天過海了
‎是我們還是這隻狗？

241
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,883
‎-我完美無瑕的肌膚，我的人生完了
‎-我看看

242
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,960
‎我不能讓人看到我毀容的樣子

243
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,217
‎我先看看

244
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,850
‎“助您東山再起的靠山

245
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:10,139
‎我們萬物皆可當”

246
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,693
‎說真的，我不喜歡

247
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,651
‎但你一定還有其他的想法

248
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,733
‎當然有

249
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,895
‎親愛的，那個不像綠寶石的
‎綠寶石畫去哪了？

250
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,606
‎你會喜歡這個的
‎這是公司的新形象…

251
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,198
‎尼托

252
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,453
‎小費，兄弟

253
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,794
‎我們很了解彼此，這太膚淺了，兄弟

254
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:36,831
‎下一個想法是抓住觀眾的注意力

255
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,588
‎天啊，他掛我電話

256
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,508
‎那混帳東西掛我電話

257
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,928
‎你一定要聽我說

258
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,274
‎希望我的計畫能成功

259
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:54,388
‎如果我在10年內遛完700隻狗
‎我就能賠妳錢了

260
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:55,476
‎算了

261
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,650
‎不能讓我媽發現這不是普奇，就這樣

262
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,571
‎妳要怎麼跟她解釋臉上的燙傷？

263
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,990
‎她不會注意到的

264
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,368
‎說不定會，因為在我的臉上

265
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:13,076
‎她很在意外表，特別是臉

266
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,792
‎天啊，我弄丟她的狗又燙傷她女兒

267
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,294
‎她會用高跟鞋戳瞎我的眼睛

268
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,880
‎想看她的反應嗎？

269
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,379
‎那就看吧，去那裡躲好

270
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,758
‎之後再決定你要不要潛逃出國

271
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,304
‎你有護照嗎？

272
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,521
‎我會搬到別的省

273
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:36,729
‎祝妳好運

274
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:38,845
‎媽

275
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,105
‎妳終於回來了

276
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,856
‎怎麼了？妳沒事吧？

277
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,324
‎看得出來嗎？

278
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:50,073
‎當然可以，妳的蝴蝶結呢？

279
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,487
‎我來幫妳梳毛，親愛的

280
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,961
‎你讓我太傷心了，托瑪士

281
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,633
‎你這騙子

282
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,644
‎這又不是什麼大事

283
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,599
‎當然是，我在席爾薇雅面前替你出氣
‎結果你給我搞這個？

284
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,772
‎我發誓我沒做壞事，蕾歐

285
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,400
‎-妳要舉報他
‎-托瑪士不是小偷

286
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,848
‎但他是前科犯

287
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:25,068
‎-你現在解釋清楚
‎-抱歉，我什麼都不能說

288
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:25,990
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

289
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,568
‎你不肯說的話，尤拉會說

290
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,874
‎狗改不了吃屎，跟皰疹一樣會再發作

291
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,869
‎我先生傳染皰疹給我
‎但我也沒批評他

292
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:40,083
‎前科犯的身分讓托瑪士更有男子氣概

293
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,325
‎我是說更有人性

294
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,587
‎妳為什麼要替那個人渣說話？

295
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,168
‎妳說清楚這是怎麼回事

296
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,593
‎女生口風很緊的

297
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,505
‎男生口風很緊的

298
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,063
‎他們要偷車

299
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,179
‎什麼？

300
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,595
‎他們要偷車

301
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,187
‎我有提案

302
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,742
‎-沒差了，這個客戶丟了
‎-這不重要

303
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,527
‎你要我在家工作是因為不信任我

304
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,286
‎簡納洛，晚點再說，我現在沒心情

305
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,249
‎不是，老闆，我們現在講清楚

306
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:24,169
‎我雖不是你有錢的員工
‎但我有其他技能

307
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,921
‎對，你很會踢足球

308
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:29,553
‎還有當鋪的提案，因為我什麼都懂

309
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,301
‎我知道典當的意思

310
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,723
‎我有很貴的東西，只當了幾披索

311
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,893
‎你知道我典當父親手錶時的心情嗎？

312
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,233
‎-不知道
‎-那就像再次埋葬他一樣

313
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,189
‎這樣啊

314
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:46,108
‎所以如果一間當鋪
‎承諾會把我的東西視為己物

315
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:51,360
‎當成傳家寶看待，我一定會信任他們

316
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,945
‎“我們不是當鋪，而是你的家人”

317
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:55,952
‎拜託別說了

318
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,208
‎那就是我要的

319
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:07,249
‎抱歉，我忘了拿外套
‎而你這年輕人忘了穿褲子

320
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,383
‎-先失陪了
‎-這些搞創意的人就是這樣，小費

321
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,223
‎做得好

322
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,927
‎表現真的很好

323
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,313
‎拿下面罩，不然…

324
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,060
‎我會扭斷他們的拇指
‎這些人跟托瑪士是一夥的

325
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,483
‎不要扭斷我的拇指，席爾

326
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,017
‎迪耶戈？

327
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,646
‎-搞什麼？
‎-妳看看

328
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:36,195
‎妳還怪我弟弟
‎結果是你家小孩跟他的兄弟們

329
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,241
‎不好意思，功勞不全是我的

330
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:43,036
‎我一定要跟老大共享
‎我兄弟，壞小子托米

331
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,872
‎我就知道是你恐嚇他偷東西的

332
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,958
‎-我們在創造體驗，對吧，托米？
‎-對

333
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,634
‎笨蛋的生存體驗嗎？

334
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,553
‎我是迪耶戈的生意搭檔

335
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:59,723
‎我們為客人提供個人化的犯罪體驗

336
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,595
‎-破壞體驗
‎-對

337
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,562
‎腎上腺素的快感超暢快

338
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,313
‎當然全都是假的啦

339
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,895
‎我們什麼都不拿，也會清掉塗鴉

340
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,481
‎除了最後一個，席爾薇雅不讓我清完

341
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,317
‎對，是妳不讓我清的

342
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:18,202
‎有錢人喜歡腎上腺素的快感
‎又不用承擔後果

343
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,582
‎所以你們才會看販毒影集

344
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,120
‎-托米，這口號超棒
‎-對

345
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,624
‎腎上腺素的快感，不用承擔後果

346
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,167
‎這口號真的很棒

347
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,001
‎-太棒了
‎-腎上腺素的快感，不用承擔後果

348
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,127
‎太好了，老大

349
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,054
‎幹嘛，媽？

350
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,837
‎克麗斯塔

351
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,931
‎你在這做什麼，呆瓜？

352
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,023
‎不行，我媽現在
‎把那隻收養的狗當成普奇

353
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,023
‎我們不能讓另一隻普奇出現

354
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:54,815
‎牠才是真的普奇，牠躲在車下
‎不管怎樣我都要帶牠回家

355
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,742
‎不行

356
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,534
‎-我有更好的辦法
‎-什麼辦法？

357
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,285
‎不了，我在減肥

358
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,996
‎你這樣高高在上的人跟我共事很怪

359
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,884
‎原諒我啦

360
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,133
‎我沒想過你們跟我們一樣憤恨不平

361
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,425
‎我很需要你幫忙處理這個客戶

362
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,139
‎少在那邊裝和善

363
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,850
‎這太羞辱人了，我以為我們是團隊

364
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:32,191
‎我們會成為一個團隊，真的
‎如果你還想要，這個工作就是你的

365
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:37,152
‎有一個條件
‎我要加薪兩成、配車、有秘書

366
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,236
‎還要有餐食券
‎要品質好的店喔，尼托

367
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,202
‎一成，其他的不用想

368
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,327
‎-也可以在家工作嗎？
‎-這樣很好

369
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,793
‎記住，不能讓席爾薇雅知道

370
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,745
‎那是哪種口味？

371
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,506
‎請進

372
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,302
‎什麼事，席爾？

373
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:06,060
‎我不明白你怎麼可以這樣

374
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:10,139
‎幫那個人渣工作
‎同時又幫我抓他小辮子？

375
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,847
‎我幫的是托米，不是妳

376
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,858
‎破壞體驗是360度的
‎我們教你如何搶劫不被抓

377
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,362
‎我很驚訝妳居然沒發現

378
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,740
‎這東西怎麼在妳家的垃圾桶？

379
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,291
‎現行犯

380
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,038
‎錄下來

381
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,088
‎但他有前科

382
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:41,340
‎我的教父，哈維、奇可、艾米里歐
‎錢德、查理小子、妳爸爸也有前科

383
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,505
‎你這話是什麼意思？

384
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:46,642
‎妳別裝傻了
‎爸跟我說外公因為詐欺坐過牢

385
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,562
‎而且妳窮到要去客服中心工作

386
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,636
‎別再提到這件事，拜託

387
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,568
‎我才做一個月
‎幸虧我英文好，所以拜託你

388
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,738
‎不能讓別人知道這件事
‎也別提到你的生意

389
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:04,238
‎所以拜託你，迪耶戈
‎以後別再提起這件事

390
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,823
‎席爾，我很忙

391
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,076
‎你不會說出去吧？

392
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,166
‎對，丟得越遠越好

393
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:21,168
‎妳沒辦法再睡我的床了，小賤貨

394
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:33,941
‎快走！

395
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,776
‎住手，蕾歐

396
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,857
‎你答應過我要守法

397
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,903
‎我有守法啊

398
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:47,987
‎我什麼都沒做，沒人會請前科犯

399
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,535
‎除非你很有錢或是政客

400
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,039
‎只有迪耶戈願意雇用我

401
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,371
‎到時候去坐牢的只有你

402
00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:58,674
‎或許吧

403
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,261
‎但我好歹有賺點錢幫忙妳

404
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,929
‎所以這值得一試

405
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,761
‎這給妳

406
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:13,561
‎-我不能再失去你了，弟弟
‎-不會

407
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:21,688
‎-不能讓人知道這件瞎事
‎-不是，這叫破壞體驗

408
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,025
‎破壞體驗

409
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,820
‎我還沒忘記，你去尤拉家做什麼？

410
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,373
‎-什麼事？
‎-我帶了禮物給妳

411
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:42,999
‎我不用美白腋下

412
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:47,508
‎不是，這是給妳擦臉上的燙傷
‎可以修復各種傷疤

413
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:53,215
‎就算妳媽沒注意到，我也會看到

414
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,608
‎很感謝你

415
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,700
‎這些是托米的工具

416
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,359
‎拖繩、開鎖器、噴漆

417
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:13,330
‎我再轉交給他
‎你們怎麼會想到這種怪生意？

418
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,740
‎這是社交項目

419
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,868
‎我知道妳為什麼
‎要拿假祖母的事來騙我

420
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,036
‎是為了要讓我了解妳們的痛苦

421
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,335
‎是為了讓你有同理心

422
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:26,669
‎有，拜破壞體驗所賜
‎我現在都給一成五的小費

423
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,335
‎抱歉我騙了你

424
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,102
‎（在院子開會）

425
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,314
‎（在隔壁開會）

426
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,643
‎在你家院子開會？

427
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:46,404
‎我從沒想過我會做這件事
‎但不能讓別人知道

428
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:51,485
‎我同意，我請迪耶戈的朋友不要聲張

429
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,657
‎我刪掉監視錄影器的畫面了

430
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,791
‎妳們兩個的共通點比妳們想的還要多

431
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:04,753
‎都是在保護家人
‎但妳們要知道什麼才是重要的

432
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,416
‎“尊重對方的權益才能帶來和平”

433
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:11,006
‎大人的事小孩不要插嘴

434
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,092
‎還有一件事

435
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,717
‎我跟妳吵架吵到膩了

436
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,641
‎-我也是
‎-是吧？

437
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,441
‎你們應該搬走

438
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,440
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

439
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,231
‎別惹我們

440
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:27,074
‎我怎麼會去惹一群…

441
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,280
‎-什麼啦？
‎-古怪的人

442
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,821
‎“保持適當的距離，友誼才能長存”

443
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,365
‎我們不是朋友

444
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:38,501
‎好，第一條規則，院子不能養驢子

445
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,078
‎養驢子是怎麼回事？

446
00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:43,083
‎那是瀕危動物
‎我們要帶牠去驢子樂園

447
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,286
‎驢子樂園？

448
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,456
‎打網球時不要鬼吼鬼叫
‎像在殺貓一樣

449
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,256
‎-什麼？
‎-沒錯

450
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,300
‎不能大聲播昆比亞舞曲

451
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,974
‎這樣嗎？早上五點不能敲教堂的鐘

452
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,854
‎那是鑼，不是鐘

453
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,555
‎既然這樣

454
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,899
‎不能在社區裡擺窮人攤位

455
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,523
‎什麼？

456
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,740
‎怎麼樣？

457
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,452
‎成交

458
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:20,002
‎第一個違反規定的家庭
‎要讓出院子，怎麼樣？

459
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:28,883
‎這雜種狗是誰家的？

460
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:35,344
‎走吧，夏奇，我們回家

461
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,257
‎走吧，夏奇

462
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:38,885
‎過來，夏奇

463
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:19,836
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