1 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,368 You know. 2 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,637 My name is Rick Klingman. 3 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,472 I am an attorney and a political consultant. 4 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:18,511 Some people might say, oh, that guy is a con artist 5 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:22,815 or a fraud or a dirty trickster 6 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:25,720 or he can't name all three branches of the government. 7 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,821 And they're wrong. 8 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:32,627 I am simply a truth provider. 9 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:35,795 This morning on behalf of my client, 10 00:01:35,797 --> 00:01:39,164 I filed a lawsuit with the Tomkins County Courthouse 11 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:42,868 to stop production of the new play, "Freeing Lincoln." 12 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:46,706 In this play, producer, Seth Rogen, 13 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:49,274 alleges that Abraham Lincoln, 14 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:52,243 a great American and one of our greatest presidents 15 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:55,347 was, in fact, a gay man. 16 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:59,518 I have asked Judge Ennington for an immediate injunction 17 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,420 and I am awaiting her ruling. 18 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,489 Every once in a while, someone will hire me 19 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,525 to get their truth out there 20 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:09,528 and when I hear what they're about, 21 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:14,368 I think I don't know, maybe that's not good. 22 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:18,571 But the more I think about it 23 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:22,541 and talk about it, I start to believe it. 24 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,242 I start to believe their truth 25 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:26,648 and then it becomes the truth. 26 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,348 I see Jessica from "The Daily Beast," hello, how are you? 27 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,618 - Hi, Rick, doing well. 28 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,687 Who are these people behind you? 29 00:02:34,689 --> 00:02:35,888 Are they with you? 30 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,556 - Yes, yes. 31 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:42,327 I mean, this gentleman's sign says Lincoln was straight. 32 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,896 That's what we're alleging. 33 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,598 - What about her? 34 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,236 - Yeah, no, I asked her not to stand here with us, 35 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:51,804 but she won't leave. 36 00:02:51,806 --> 00:02:52,972 She said no way. 37 00:02:52,974 --> 00:02:54,607 But that's her right. 38 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,307 This is American, First Amendment. 39 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,878 The man was shot in the head, okay. 40 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,746 He's not here to defend himself. 41 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:01,681 I'm sorry, I don't think it's right 42 00:03:01,683 --> 00:03:04,583 that a Canadian based in Hollywood gets 43 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:08,754 to tear down another American idol. 44 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,623 - Fuck Rick Klingman. 45 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,490 This guys a fuckin' piece of shit. 46 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:15,260 I check Twitter every day hoping he's gonna die 47 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,929 and when he does finally die, 48 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:19,364 I'm going to find out where they buried him, 49 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,834 I'm gonna take a week and I'm gonna eat nothing 50 00:03:21,836 --> 00:03:23,903 but Taco Bell burritos and P.F. Chang's. 51 00:03:23,905 --> 00:03:25,771 And then I'm gonna go to his grave 52 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:28,306 and I'm gonna spray the worst diarrhea 53 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,443 anyone's ever had all over his headstone. 54 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:40,953 - I see you. 55 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,788 Bossman. 56 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,456 Bossman. 57 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,291 It's good to see you. 58 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:47,960 I am an airport expert 59 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:51,664 and my best piece of advice, take the shuttle. 60 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,465 Here he is right now, look. 61 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,967 Here comes our guy. 62 00:03:54,969 --> 00:03:56,504 I've been waiting less than 10 minutes, here he is. 63 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,506 How are you, brother? 64 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,776 That's the wrong one. 65 00:04:03,778 --> 00:04:06,011 I thought New York was a huge success. 66 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,881 The judge threw out the lawsuit, which we expected, 67 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:13,018 but I proved my point and my clients are happy 68 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,486 and I think I'm gonna get a lot 69 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,421 of buzz out of this one, so. 70 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,958 Check the Twitter machine. 71 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,728 Let's see what folks are saying. 72 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:23,996 Rick Klingman is a pathetic worm 73 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:26,899 who should crawl back into whatever sewer he came from. 74 00:04:26,901 --> 00:04:28,834 What's up with Rick Klingman's weird body? 75 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,003 Why does on suit fit him? 76 00:04:31,005 --> 00:04:32,805 I got to give Rick Klingman credit. 77 00:04:32,807 --> 00:04:35,541 He actually has done some impressive things 78 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:39,512 in his life considering the fact 79 00:04:39,514 --> 00:04:41,680 that his brain is made of monkey cum. 80 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:45,084 I think the nature of what I do lends itself 81 00:04:45,086 --> 00:04:47,686 to haters and trolls. 82 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,523 There's this one guy named Sledge Whopper, 83 00:04:50,525 --> 00:04:53,759 not his real name, and he goes after me all the time, 84 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:56,529 man, and he, he is telling people 85 00:04:56,531 --> 00:05:00,431 I pranked this idiot and I owned him. 86 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:01,736 No one owns Rick Klingman, 87 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,638 except City Second National Bank, 88 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,743 which owns most of my condominium. 89 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,378 Home sweet home. 90 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,947 I love coming home after a long flight. 91 00:05:14,949 --> 00:05:16,851 I like to relax, get a little- - Hello. 92 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:19,718 - Oh, my God. 93 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,788 - What are you, why. 94 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,960 Excuse me, guys, one second. 95 00:05:29,864 --> 00:05:31,496 What the hell was that? 96 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,932 - I told you, I don't want cameras in the house. 97 00:05:32,934 --> 00:05:34,099 - Here's the deal. 98 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,534 A, you live in my condo. 99 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,070 B, I am your boss. 100 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:40,739 So, as your boss, I am ordering you to be cool. 101 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,407 Can you be cool? 102 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:46,879 Welcome to Casa Del Klingman and Marco, 103 00:05:46,881 --> 00:05:48,881 who not only is my executive assistant, 104 00:05:48,883 --> 00:05:50,918 he's also my roommate. - Mm-hmm, hello. 105 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,152 - Been working together 106 00:05:53,154 --> 00:05:55,521 for about three years now. - Four years. 107 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,157 - He makes the greatest dish. 108 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:01,560 It's the uh, the chicken and the rice one. 109 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,162 - Yeah, arroz con pollo. 110 00:06:03,164 --> 00:06:03,898 It's very good. 111 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:06,497 - Is that what it's called? 112 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,601 The one, it's got like the yellowish sauce? 113 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:10,636 - Yellow sauce on top of rice and chicken? 114 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:12,171 It's arroz on pollo. 115 00:06:12,173 --> 00:06:14,607 - Let me know if I have any phone calls I need to roll. 116 00:06:14,609 --> 00:06:16,542 - Absolutely, I will let you know anything 117 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,545 that I have to tell you. 118 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,813 - So, this is it. 119 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:23,616 This is the humble abode. 120 00:06:23,618 --> 00:06:25,918 I love Asia and I did some work 121 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,687 with some gentlemen from Hong Kong, 122 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,923 who had a startup. 123 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:32,793 They were trying to, uh, 124 00:06:34,629 --> 00:06:37,630 get canned dolphin exported 125 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:39,198 and people were furious, 126 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:44,036 but the reality is, is dolphins are incredibly healthy 127 00:06:44,038 --> 00:06:46,538 to eat and there really are a lot of them. 128 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,742 Welcome to central command. 129 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:50,441 I miss my guys. 130 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,111 Miss my platoon. 131 00:06:52,113 --> 00:06:53,915 - Oh, I didn't realize you served. 132 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:56,815 - Well, I wanted to. 133 00:06:56,817 --> 00:07:00,886 I wanted to serve, but, unfortunately, 134 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:05,660 my left leg is about a quarter of a millimeter shorter 135 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,060 than my right leg. 136 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:10,495 This is my friend Neil's 40th birthday, paintball. 137 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,164 This is, this is kind of the central hub 138 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,199 of my office right here. 139 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,836 I was an onboard advisor for Enchanted Cruise Lines, 140 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,838 I don't know if you guys know them. Oh, my God. 141 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,507 They called me the Fet Boy, 142 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,575 'cause I was always the first in line at the buffet. 143 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,044 Look at that crab. 144 00:07:25,046 --> 00:07:26,845 Look how big that frickin' crab is. 145 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,850 I worked for Enchanted for six years 146 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:33,519 until I got real sick. 147 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:37,089 I ate some buffet queso, we think. 148 00:07:37,091 --> 00:07:39,091 It could've been a lot of things. 149 00:07:39,093 --> 00:07:41,827 But, uh, whatever it was, it was tapeworm 150 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,095 and it gave me the tapeworm 151 00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:45,998 and so I lost ton of weight. 152 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,467 All my chest hair fell out. 153 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:49,568 I was real sick. 154 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,870 I ended up suing the cruise line 155 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,106 and I settled out of court, which was great. 156 00:07:54,108 --> 00:07:57,710 And I, unfortunately, ended up gaining 157 00:07:57,712 --> 00:07:59,979 a lot of weight back right there. 158 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:03,716 That's me at about 309, 310 right there, real unhealthy, 159 00:08:03,718 --> 00:08:06,719 so I decided I was going to sign up 160 00:08:06,721 --> 00:08:08,921 with a oh, let's just call it 161 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:11,957 a certain famous weight loss company. 162 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,593 That worked so well that I ended up 163 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:17,129 with kidney failure. 164 00:08:17,131 --> 00:08:19,965 Lost too much weight too fast. 165 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:24,805 So, I sued that weight loss company and I won 166 00:08:26,207 --> 00:08:28,907 and that is kind of what really put me on the map. 167 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:33,748 And I learned that I was put on this earth 168 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,048 to make a difference 169 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:40,821 and I can make money making that difference. 170 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,323 So, I, uh, yeah, I started 171 00:08:44,325 --> 00:08:47,762 my own consulting firm, Maximum Truth. 172 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,666 That's for you, take it. 173 00:08:55,770 --> 00:08:56,902 I got like two left. 174 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,139 - Who hires you? 175 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,773 - All kinds of people. 176 00:09:00,775 --> 00:09:05,179 I mean, titans of industry, CEOs. 177 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,848 Do you remember Tonya Harding? 178 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:10,783 Her brother. 179 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:13,085 So, I got a phone call 180 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:16,021 from my friend, Mary Jo Nackerson, 181 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,823 who is a big activist 182 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,725 with some pretty deep pockets 183 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:20,826 and she wants to talk, 184 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,164 so we're going to Beverly Hills. 185 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:25,798 Don't even have to lock it. 186 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,268 Not in this neighborhood. 187 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,741 - There he is, Mr. Handsome. 188 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:36,375 - Where? Where? 189 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:38,911 - Ah, oh. - You okay? 190 00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:40,279 - Oh, the pain. - What happened? 191 00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:42,981 - Oh, honey, I just got new choppers 192 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,817 and they're still finding their grit, see. 193 00:09:44,819 --> 00:09:45,984 Look good, though, huh? 194 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:46,819 - Oh, look at that. - Look, look. 195 00:09:46,821 --> 00:09:48,220 - Look at those, they're beautiful. 196 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,021 - Yeah, I paid a lot of money for them 197 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:49,822 I'll tell you that much. 198 00:09:49,824 --> 00:09:50,689 - I got these on sale. 199 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:54,359 - Oh, come on in, come on in. 200 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,928 I'm fine, I'm fine, really. 201 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:58,363 My husband, Wilbur and I spent 202 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,966 a lot of time working on this house, tiny details. 203 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,969 Oh, and there he is now. 204 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,672 Wilbur, my sweet Wilbur. - Yes. 205 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,340 - Just a wonderful man. 206 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:11,712 Wilbur was a big shell guy, natural gas, so. 207 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,847 - You mean fracking? 208 00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:18,183 - Uh, I wouldn't call it fracking. 209 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:23,023 - No, it's fracking and Wilbur practically invented it. 210 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,191 - It's fracking. Wilbur invented it and I love it. 211 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:29,761 - Let me ask, Rick, what do you really want? 212 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,430 - I would love to expand my operation 213 00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,232 and maybe open up a little office, you know, 214 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:37,002 Washington, DC, be bi-coastal. 215 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,837 - Rick, I had a job for you 216 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,206 and if you do it right, 217 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,210 all of that is possible. 218 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,244 - I'm listening. 219 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:46,178 - Mm-hmm. 220 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:49,884 Antonio Kelly-Zhang. 221 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,117 You know him? 222 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,719 - Yeah, I think I do. 223 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,887 Was he on "Below Deck?" 224 00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:56,788 - He is running for Congress 225 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,157 right here in Los Angeles. 226 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:01,426 - Oh, yes, no, no, I do know this guy. 227 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:05,130 He's very young and very photogenic, hello. 228 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,065 - He is a disaster for people like us 229 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:11,403 and I have evidence that he may be a demon. 230 00:11:11,405 --> 00:11:14,072 - Well, I think that is definitely worth investigating. 231 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,107 It might be hard to prove. 232 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,909 If it's true, that's a big deal 233 00:11:16,911 --> 00:11:18,477 and he's kind of in trouble, 234 00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:21,315 but I think, yeah, you can maybe, uh, 235 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:26,084 I think we can do a little digging on this guy. 236 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,386 - Well, that's what I want you to do. 237 00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:31,290 If you can find something to knock him out, 238 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:33,093 this is just the beginning. 239 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,397 - Mary Jo. - Yes. 240 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,998 - I'm in. 241 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,135 - Oh, fantastic, that's fantastic. 242 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,870 - My pleasure. 243 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:48,106 - Ah, oh, God, oh. - That's a big one. 244 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,141 - Will you go up to my room 245 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:52,044 and just get those pain pills. 246 00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:53,412 They're on the nightstand table. 247 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:54,780 - Pain pills on the nightstand table. 248 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,114 - Pills on the nightstand table, oh. 249 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,050 - Got it, I'll be right back. 250 00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:01,521 Mary Jo, just hang tight. 251 00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:03,889 So, when Mary Jo reached out yesterday, 252 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,424 I thought three words. 253 00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:07,125 I need Simon. 254 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,828 How would I describe Simon Tarnum? 255 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,896 One word. 256 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,533 LeBron James. 257 00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:15,934 He led the boycott of the Apple store 258 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,170 for not selling his app. 259 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:21,273 He led the boycott of Chipotle 260 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,809 when they started serving soy riso. 261 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:27,314 This is a young man who is just an up and comer 262 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,918 and did I mention he's easy on the eyes? 263 00:12:31,986 --> 00:12:33,819 I mean, if I was a woman, 264 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,221 he would be my boyfriend. 265 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,056 He said to meet him in the backyard, 266 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,993 so, I think I can guess what he's doing. 267 00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:42,995 I was right. - Yo, man. 268 00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:44,162 - There he is. - There he is. 269 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,464 - Come on. - Oh. 270 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:46,365 - Look at that. 271 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,333 - Got the camera crew, huh? 272 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,835 I'm gonna try that. 273 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,370 - Hah! 274 00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:52,572 Hah! 275 00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:54,039 Hah! 276 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,007 - You don't have to do the grunts. 277 00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:56,043 I just got 20 more seconds. 278 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,177 - Whoo! - Get this. 279 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,013 - Yeah, burn it out. 280 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:03,115 - Get there, Simon. - That's good. 281 00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:05,050 - It works a lot of different muscle groups. 282 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,256 - Come on, you fuckin' pussy. - Yeah. 283 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,393 - I had a very fun lunch yesterday 284 00:13:14,395 --> 00:13:16,928 with Mary Jo Nackerson 285 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,031 and she has a job for me 286 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:22,036 and I thought maybe it could be a job for us. 287 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,203 - I'm listening. - Okay. 288 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,939 - She wants us to do a little dig 289 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,143 on one Antonio Kelly-Zhang. - Creepy. 290 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:32,177 - Yeah, you know this guy? 291 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,845 - Hate his face. - Yeah. 292 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,147 - Hate his face. 293 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:37,349 - Do you know who he is? - Yeah. 294 00:13:37,351 --> 00:13:38,218 - Yeah. 295 00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:40,252 Who is he again? 296 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,453 - He's running for Congress. - Okay. 297 00:13:41,455 --> 00:13:43,121 - In LA. - That's what it is. 298 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,056 - That's why I know him. - On the east side. 299 00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:45,457 - Oh, you know what it is? 300 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,225 I saw him on Natalie Portman's Instagram one time 301 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,294 before she blocked me, the coward. 302 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,631 - All we gotta do is just kind of do 303 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:54,066 a little background check on this guy. 304 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:56,368 You know, find out where's he been, 305 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,469 what's his story. 306 00:13:57,471 --> 00:14:00,372 Is he hiding anything. - I see. 307 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:01,574 - You know? - I see. 308 00:14:01,576 --> 00:14:02,974 - You wanna get down and dirty with it. 309 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,309 - Yeah, I mean, that's the business. 310 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,977 This is all totally legal. - Yep. 311 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,649 - You know, but it comes down to me needing you, Simon. 312 00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:12,150 I mean, this guy, he's young, he's viral. 313 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,052 You're young, you're viral. 314 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,088 I need your expertise 315 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:18,490 and we've been looking to do a collab for a while 316 00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:22,260 and this kind of seems like it's the perfect thing. 317 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:26,033 So, I'm here to ask you, what do you think? 318 00:14:27,101 --> 00:14:28,266 - What do I think? 319 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,302 Oh, God, it's gonna be tough. 320 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,436 Might need to sleep on it, you know. 321 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,171 - No, that's fine. 322 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,073 - I might need a couple days. 323 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,208 You know? - No, I get it. 324 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,577 - I get it and it was, you know, 325 00:14:37,579 --> 00:14:39,144 we're all working on things, 326 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,412 but I thought, this could be just kind of- 327 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:42,582 - I'm kidding. I'm in. 328 00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:43,415 Do a little zoom. 329 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:47,052 Daddy's in. 330 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,086 Come on. - Come on, now. 331 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,622 - Come on, now. 332 00:14:55,597 --> 00:14:58,163 - I, I thought you were going, I'm sorry, 333 00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,331 I thought you were going for a fist bump 334 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,067 and I went way too long. 335 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,035 - Listen, I gotta, I gotta ship out 336 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,103 some supplements, but- - Oh. 337 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,238 - Instead of taking off, 338 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,172 why don't you come and check out 339 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,340 what I got working over here. 340 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,107 - You wanna see this little mogul right here? 341 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:09,809 - In the garage. 342 00:15:09,811 --> 00:15:11,176 I just got Wahlberg to cut in. 343 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,110 - You got Mark Wahlberg? 344 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,246 - Donnie. Donnie. 345 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,480 - Shut up. - "Bluebloods." 346 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,982 - I met him and Jenny McCarthy one time 347 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,216 and I took a picture with them. 348 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,485 - Whoa, welcome to the factory. 349 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,688 We got, oh, what have we got here? 350 00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,022 - Whoo! 351 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,157 - Oh, is that, is that the, uh, 352 00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:26,291 highest quality weightlifting supplement 353 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,292 on the market right now? 354 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,059 I think it is. - Look at that. 355 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,127 - Check that out. 356 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,730 Shredded and you can get 357 00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:34,268 this beautiful product at shredded.net. 358 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:36,736 You just pop that right there 359 00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,470 when I did that with the finger. 360 00:15:38,472 --> 00:15:39,705 - We're not doing that. 361 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:41,373 - You could pop a link right there. 362 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,708 - It's all right, it's all right, doesn't matter. 363 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,677 - And I love that you guys only used one D. 364 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,411 It's kind of like skewing a little bit, you know. 365 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,647 This ain't, this ain't 366 00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:49,214 your daddy's chocolate protein powder. 367 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,551 - Missed two Ds, one two. 368 00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:52,652 - Oh, no, no, I meant like, you know, 369 00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:54,520 two Ds next to each other. 370 00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:55,721 - That would be shre-ded. 371 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:58,524 I'm not gonna do that. 372 00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:01,561 - No, no, no, look, normally it would be two, that's good, 373 00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:02,662 it's good. - Shredded. 374 00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:04,298 It's gotta be shredded, get shredded. 375 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,333 - You have an opponent, you find their weakness. 376 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,769 - Yeah. 377 00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:13,773 - You investigate, you expose, you exploit, IEE. 378 00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:15,541 What about policies? 379 00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:16,742 Because this guy is pretty radical. 380 00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,043 - You know, I think we should just 381 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,478 avoid policy altogether, you know. 382 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,048 It's not what the young people are into, it's boring. 383 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,417 - Yeah, we think it's boring, that's true. 384 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,652 - Doesn't make any sense. - That's true, I get it. 385 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:29,120 - You know what, we'll pull that off the board, policy. 386 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,256 - Yeah, yeah, make space, former jobs. 387 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,357 What'd he do before this? 388 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,561 - Former jobs. 389 00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:36,094 Command center activate. 390 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,633 - Oh, I'm feeling some momentum now, baby, oh, yeah. 391 00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,234 - Okay, well, he worked at a community outreach program 392 00:16:42,236 --> 00:16:43,168 for homeless folks. 393 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,369 - Mm, community outreach? 394 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,071 What does that even mean? 395 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,507 That's gotta be a front for something, dive into that. 396 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:49,407 What'd he do before? - I'm gonna mark that one. 397 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,276 Before that he- - Give it to me. 398 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,713 - Oh, he worked at a Lavashe, it's a restaurant. 399 00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:55,615 I, I, I've been there. - Beautiful. 400 00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:57,650 - Put it on, put it on an index card. 401 00:16:57,652 --> 00:16:59,084 - What card? What color? 402 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:02,420 - Mm, green, get it green, yeah. 403 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,624 - Lavashe. - But it looks like, uh, 404 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:07,325 looks like we might have a first stop, huh? 405 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,195 - Yeah. 406 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,428 On the board baby. 407 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,599 - Put it on the board! 408 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,433 - Hello. 409 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,568 Welcome to Lavashe. 410 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,737 We're actually not open for dinner yet. 411 00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,104 - Uh, what is your name? 412 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:19,805 - Shannon. 413 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,206 - Shannon, up, there we go. 414 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,508 Rick Klingman, this is Simon Tarnum. 415 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:23,743 - Hola, Shannon. 416 00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,377 - Shannon, we're making a documentary 417 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,480 about, uh, Antonio Kelly-Zhang 418 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,850 and we were wondering if maybe you worked 419 00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,317 with him and you could give us 420 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,520 a little information about him? 421 00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,221 - I didn't, unfortunately. 422 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,791 - Uh, well, hold on, is there anyone working now 423 00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,527 who worked with Antonio when he was here perhaps? 424 00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:43,328 - Yeah, Gabriel's our manager. 425 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,463 - He worked with him, yeah. - Gabriel? 426 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,431 - Let's, is he here right now? 427 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,601 - Mm-hmm, let me go see if he's available. 428 00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,168 - Oh, Shannon, thank you so much. 429 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,136 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 430 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,073 - What am I looking at here? 431 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,243 $42 for a steak. 432 00:17:57,845 --> 00:18:00,580 I could buy a steak, I could buy three bottles of wine, 433 00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:02,314 potatoes, make it at home for that price, this is insane. 434 00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:03,415 - Bienvenue a Lavashe. 435 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,150 I'm Gabriel, the manager. 436 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,484 - We're actually making a little documentary 437 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,154 and we wanted to know, you know, 438 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:12,357 just basically what kind of employee Antonio was, 439 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,225 just kind of see what he was all about. 440 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:17,128 - You're looking for dirt on Antonio? 441 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,330 - Si. 442 00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:19,199 - Is there any? 443 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:23,435 - Well, I worked here with Antonio 444 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:26,507 for a couple of years and I can tell you this. 445 00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:30,676 He was employee de la semaine four semaines in a row, 446 00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,243 that's a month. - What does that mean? 447 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,512 - He was a perfect employee. 448 00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:35,347 Everyone loved him and we all support 449 00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:36,281 what he's doing now. 450 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,183 - Perhaps there were some folks 451 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,919 who worked here while he was here 452 00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:41,353 who might not think he was- 453 00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:42,487 - How about I give you 10 seconds 454 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,421 to turn off your cameras 455 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,489 and get out of my restaurant. 456 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,490 - Gabe. 457 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,324 - It's Gabriel. - Gabriel. 458 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,727 - Gabey, Gabey. 459 00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:48,728 - Now, why don't you get out of here 460 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,663 or I will drag you out of here by your balls. 461 00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:52,364 - Ah, fuckin' threat, that's a threat. 462 00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:53,799 Say that one more time. 463 00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:54,500 - It absolutely is, now get the fuck out. 464 00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:56,401 Take your grandfather with you. 465 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,903 - Wow. - Grandfather. 466 00:18:57,905 --> 00:18:58,671 - Keep going, keep going, this is all good stuff. 467 00:18:58,673 --> 00:18:59,872 - Grandfather? 468 00:18:59,874 --> 00:19:01,774 - Isn't he late for Little League practice? 469 00:19:01,776 --> 00:19:03,676 - He hasn't played Little League in five years 470 00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:07,412 and I'm only 12 years older tops. 471 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,614 You know what? It's fine. 472 00:19:08,616 --> 00:19:09,882 I want you to know something, my friend. 473 00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,316 I am an attorney and I can still practice law 474 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,953 in Nevada, in New Mexico, in Arizona 475 00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:15,387 and parts of Florida. 476 00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,354 You blew it. - Successful. 477 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,823 - You blew it. 478 00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:18,891 - We gotta listen to the back of that recording, 479 00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,325 'cause we could have something. 480 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,292 - See, I don't think there is anything. 481 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,460 - None of it? - Excuse me. 482 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,729 - Because he didn't say anything. 483 00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:24,429 - He said it absolutely is. - Excuse me. 484 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,296 - Excuse me, hi. 485 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,700 You dropped this. 486 00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,434 - I don't think I did. 487 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,537 - No, I saw you drop it a couple of times. 488 00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:32,738 - No, I'm sorry. - You did. 489 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,706 - You're thinking of someone else. 490 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:34,406 - You're very careless, now. 491 00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:36,575 - Didn't bring any napkins, so. 492 00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:37,810 - What are- - Don't be so careless. 493 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,248 - What is that? 494 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,249 - Get in the car. - Yeah. 495 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:44,884 - Get in the car. 496 00:19:44,886 --> 00:19:46,284 - What's going on? 497 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,488 - Get in the car, get in the car. 498 00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:56,294 - I did not drop this. - Right. 499 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,530 - He wanted me to have it, call me. 500 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,598 - Yeah, he wants to go on a date with you. 501 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,001 - No, no, he, he wants, he knows something. 502 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:02,968 He knows something. - About Antonio? 503 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:04,637 - Yes. - Jesus fuckin' Christ. 504 00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:07,673 - Come on. - Whoo! This is huge. 505 00:20:07,675 --> 00:20:08,908 - Okay, this is actually- - I mean. 506 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,009 - Almond. 507 00:20:10,011 --> 00:20:11,677 - Hello, hello, hi. 508 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:12,678 No, no, I'm sorry, this isn't a, 509 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,013 this isn't a ride share. - Sorry. 510 00:20:14,015 --> 00:20:14,749 - Sorry. 511 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,651 Get a big black car, everyone thinks it's an Uber. 512 00:20:18,653 --> 00:20:21,654 I have this very strange ability 513 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,490 where people who have a secret, 514 00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:26,692 they can smell me or something. 515 00:20:26,694 --> 00:20:28,961 They, they, they, they smell me coming 516 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:31,296 and they're like this is a guy I can trust. 517 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,665 - If they smell you, 518 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,634 it seems like they have the ability. 519 00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:38,403 - But, no, but it's, I give off the smell. 520 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,607 It's like, who has more talent, 521 00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:42,810 a person or a skunk? 522 00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:44,810 A skunk. 523 00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:46,812 He's the one making the smell. 524 00:20:46,814 --> 00:20:49,483 Otherwise he's just a, what is he? A cat. 525 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,485 Uh, can I get you something to drink, 526 00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:54,854 some OJ or coffee, maybe? 527 00:20:54,856 --> 00:20:56,657 - Uh, I'll have a Jack and Coke. 528 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,491 - Sure. Have a seat. 529 00:20:59,493 --> 00:21:00,893 Simon Tarnum, my associate. 530 00:21:00,895 --> 00:21:02,695 This is Fred Zurtz. - Hi. 531 00:21:02,697 --> 00:21:03,963 - Yeah. - How are you? 532 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:05,396 - It's good to see you. All right. 533 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,966 - Have a seat there, Fred. 534 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:07,869 Let me get this. 535 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,301 That's for you. 536 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:10,972 - Oh. 537 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,440 - I got mixers handy. 538 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,844 - Not too much Coke. - Okay, gotcha. 539 00:21:18,846 --> 00:21:21,046 - This cinnamon bread's really good. 540 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:22,583 Is it European? 541 00:21:24,051 --> 00:21:26,652 - That is actually from Vaughn's right down the street, 542 00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:28,053 but it, it's really good. 543 00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:30,556 They make a great roll. 544 00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:32,625 Now, we didn't get into it too much over 545 00:21:32,627 --> 00:21:34,760 the phone, but you said that you used 546 00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:37,696 to work with Antonio Kelly-Zhang? 547 00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:38,898 - Yeah, for like three months. 548 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,100 - So, what, what was your experience working 549 00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:43,903 with Antonio from your perspective? 550 00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:45,370 - He was just always making fun of me. 551 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,806 - That's your ass, man. 552 00:21:46,808 --> 00:21:49,608 - Let me ask you a question, and I apologize. 553 00:21:49,610 --> 00:21:53,413 Was the harassment ever sexual in nature? 554 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,347 - Yeah, it was. 555 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,017 - Jesus Christ. 556 00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,885 - This is a safe space. 557 00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:02,922 I need you to be as specific as you can 558 00:22:02,924 --> 00:22:05,560 about the nature of the sexual harassment. 559 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,427 - Man, at first it was just talk, 560 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:13,868 like, "Hey, Fred, you ever think about doing your sister? 561 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,036 Admit it Fred, you wanna do your sister. 562 00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:19,138 You wanna do her and you want me to watch. 563 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:21,740 That's what you like, don't you?" 564 00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:24,076 - And he was talking about your sister? 565 00:22:24,078 --> 00:22:26,477 - I mean, he was obsessed with it 566 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,113 and I hated it because I do not want 567 00:22:28,115 --> 00:22:32,017 to have sex with my sister, not at all. 568 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:34,822 - Did Antonio ever cross the line with you physically? 569 00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:40,793 - Well, when I was marrying the ketchups 570 00:22:40,795 --> 00:22:43,762 and Antonio walked out, up to me 571 00:22:43,764 --> 00:22:46,601 and he grabbed my dick and snapped it back. 572 00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:49,604 - What? 573 00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:52,470 - Um. 574 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,607 - How, uh, describe the- 575 00:22:54,609 --> 00:22:55,943 - Yeah, describe- - How that went. 576 00:22:57,612 --> 00:22:58,844 - Well, he grabbed my dick 577 00:22:58,846 --> 00:23:00,646 and I said, "What the fuck?" 578 00:23:00,648 --> 00:23:03,515 And then he snapped it back. 579 00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:05,618 - Just so I can have like a picture, 580 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,720 were you like nude at work? 581 00:23:07,722 --> 00:23:09,156 - No, it was under the pants. 582 00:23:11,626 --> 00:23:13,826 - Were you wearing like sweat pants? 583 00:23:13,828 --> 00:23:15,094 Like the elastic- - What? 584 00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:15,861 - I'm trying to think how does he- 585 00:23:15,863 --> 00:23:17,029 - It doesn't matter. 586 00:23:17,031 --> 00:23:18,631 This is a harassment. - It is, it is. 587 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,199 - This is total harassment. - Oh, no, no, no. 588 00:23:20,201 --> 00:23:21,567 - Don't eat off the floor. - Don't worry about that. 589 00:23:21,569 --> 00:23:22,635 - Don't eat off the floor, oh. 590 00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:24,536 Okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine. 591 00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:27,840 - You were harassed, okay. 592 00:23:27,842 --> 00:23:30,075 I want you to know that. - Okay. 593 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,176 - That's unacceptable what happened to you. 594 00:23:31,178 --> 00:23:32,113 You get that, right? 595 00:23:34,215 --> 00:23:36,615 - This is, these are kind of tearing through me now. 596 00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:38,183 I, can I use your john? 597 00:23:38,185 --> 00:23:39,752 - Yeah, of course, yeah, no, no, 598 00:23:39,754 --> 00:23:41,486 it's right over there on the, uh, 599 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:42,957 right in that door. 600 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:47,028 Yeah, yeah, sure, it's right over there. 601 00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:49,728 Got soap and stuff, whatever you need. 602 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,165 Take your time. - Okay. 603 00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:54,068 - Smoking gun. 604 00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:56,735 - When he leaves, we make calls. 605 00:23:56,737 --> 00:23:57,603 - Absolutely. - All right. 606 00:23:57,605 --> 00:23:59,071 - Are you familiar with 607 00:23:59,073 --> 00:24:02,141 the congressional candidate, Antonio Kelly-Zhang? 608 00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:04,076 - Are you a journalist or are you not a journalist? 609 00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:04,910 Well, I'm telling you, bro, 610 00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:05,878 this is the real deal. 611 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,146 The real hizzy, baby. 612 00:24:07,148 --> 00:24:11,517 - This press conference will be, I think, viral. 613 00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:13,018 - Of course we have evidence. 614 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:15,020 Why wouldn't we, why would we call a press conference 615 00:24:15,022 --> 00:24:16,255 and not have evidence. 616 00:24:16,257 --> 00:24:17,990 I thought George was the last name? 617 00:24:17,992 --> 00:24:19,860 Then I don't know who I'm calling. 618 00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:25,831 - Yes, yes, I want to get, I want to see 619 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,535 if you want. 620 00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,869 - What happened, you reached for the water? 621 00:24:30,871 --> 00:24:32,472 Yeah, no, sorry, that was my dog. 622 00:24:34,008 --> 00:24:35,607 - You have a journalistic obligation- 623 00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:37,076 - I'll jump through this fuckin' phone 624 00:24:37,078 --> 00:24:39,545 and I'll knock you the fuck out right now, pal. 625 00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:42,047 - The press needs me and I need them, 626 00:24:42,049 --> 00:24:45,985 so it's a Cibian relationship. 627 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:47,553 Talk to me, buddy, what do we got? 628 00:24:47,555 --> 00:24:50,022 - All right, just got off with "DC Insider" man. 629 00:24:50,024 --> 00:24:51,523 - Okay, he's good. - Not just that, though. 630 00:24:51,525 --> 00:24:52,891 - Yeah. 631 00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:55,294 - Elliott Pegsley. - Oh, yeah. 632 00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:57,963 - Marie Hootzahausen is the correct pronunciation. 633 00:24:57,965 --> 00:24:59,231 - I don't know her. - Yeah. 634 00:24:59,233 --> 00:25:01,867 - I got us Jessica Hall from "The Daily Beast." 635 00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,802 - Ooh, no, ew, fake news bitch. 636 00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:07,673 - Well, that bitch can be a man or a woman. 637 00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:11,043 Men call me bitch, men call women bitches, doesn't matter. 638 00:25:11,045 --> 00:25:13,846 But she does have reach. 639 00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:15,080 She has a lot of reach. - Yeah, all right. 640 00:25:15,082 --> 00:25:15,948 - I'm trying to broad the operation a little. 641 00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:16,782 - Yep. 642 00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:18,050 - So. - Cool. 643 00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:18,951 - It's out there, we are looking good. 644 00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:20,719 Oh, here he is, hey, Marco. 645 00:25:20,721 --> 00:25:22,588 You remember Simon. 646 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:23,288 - What up Marco. 647 00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:25,691 - What's in the bags? 648 00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,595 - Groceries for me. 649 00:25:31,766 --> 00:25:33,067 - Take your time, take your time. 650 00:25:35,936 --> 00:25:37,169 - What's going on with Marco? 651 00:25:37,171 --> 00:25:38,937 - He's fine, don't worry about him. 652 00:25:38,939 --> 00:25:40,973 What we need to worry about is something else 653 00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:43,342 because we have a problem. - Why? 654 00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:46,278 - Where the heck we're gonna celebrate tonight, baby, 655 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,747 'cause I'm thinking BJ's Brewhouse. 656 00:25:48,749 --> 00:25:49,782 - I love BJ's. 657 00:25:49,784 --> 00:25:50,649 Why are we celebrating? 658 00:25:50,651 --> 00:25:51,884 What are we doing? 659 00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:53,052 - 'Cause we booked a press conference. 660 00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:54,186 This is happening. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 661 00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:56,055 - It's in the water, come on, man, we're doing it. 662 00:25:56,057 --> 00:26:00,027 Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you make a little more noise? 663 00:26:00,828 --> 00:26:01,860 - Are you asking me to make some more noise? 664 00:26:01,862 --> 00:26:02,861 - I know, that- 665 00:26:02,863 --> 00:26:04,029 - Am I being irritating? 666 00:26:04,031 --> 00:26:04,997 - I was being facetious because you were, 667 00:26:04,999 --> 00:26:08,200 it was like a construction site over there. 668 00:26:08,202 --> 00:26:12,371 So, uh, BJ's was a disaster I think was the right word. 669 00:26:12,373 --> 00:26:15,974 They told me it would be a two-hour wait, 670 00:26:15,976 --> 00:26:18,977 which is insane because I'm there, oh, 671 00:26:18,979 --> 00:26:21,346 200 times a year. 672 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:23,982 I've spent every birthday there for six years. 673 00:26:23,984 --> 00:26:24,950 But there was a new hostess 674 00:26:24,952 --> 00:26:26,652 and she was feeling herself 675 00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:30,722 and she said, "Sir, it's not gonna happen tonight," 676 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:34,128 and I said, "Wait till I call Carl, who is your manager." 677 00:26:35,663 --> 00:26:37,362 Agh, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. 678 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:40,234 We're home, we brought the party home style. 679 00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:44,305 I think that's the caviar. 680 00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:48,175 Hope you guys are hungry. 681 00:26:50,911 --> 00:26:52,144 - There we go. 682 00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,015 What do we got? 683 00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:59,017 Mischa, can I get you some Ranch or something? 684 00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:01,720 - It's Misa and, yeah, duh. 685 00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:02,955 - Yeah, Misa. 686 00:27:02,957 --> 00:27:04,389 That's a beautiful name, is that, uh, perhaps, 687 00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:05,791 you're from Europe, maybe? 688 00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:08,894 - It's from Tampa Bay is where I'm from. 689 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:11,797 - Top three cities in America, Tampa Bay, number two. 690 00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:14,366 Love it, great BJ's Brewhouse there by the airport. 691 00:27:18,272 --> 00:27:20,439 I'm gonna run over there. 692 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:38,192 Hello? Yeah. 693 00:27:38,893 --> 00:27:39,426 Oh my gosh. 694 00:27:40,194 --> 00:27:42,094 Wait, you're here? 695 00:27:42,096 --> 00:27:43,797 You're here right now? 696 00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:48,369 Oh, okay, I'm coming down. 697 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,837 So, he's not going to jail? 698 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:52,838 - Well, I filed a report 699 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,306 and there will be a fine, 700 00:27:54,308 --> 00:27:57,309 but no, we're releasing him on his own recognizance. 701 00:27:57,311 --> 00:27:59,144 - But why did you bring him here? 702 00:27:59,146 --> 00:28:00,245 - Because he gave us this address 703 00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:02,281 and said you were a friend. 704 00:28:02,283 --> 00:28:04,483 - No, I met him for the first time yesterday. 705 00:28:04,485 --> 00:28:05,417 I don't know this man. 706 00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:07,386 - Well, that's your problem. 707 00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:10,289 - No, officer, officer, officer, officer. 708 00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:11,924 I backed the blue. 709 00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:13,827 - Have a nice night. Thanks for your donation. 710 00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:17,329 - I wanna know why you were masturbating 711 00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:20,933 in your car in front of the Salvation Army. 712 00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:24,970 - Well, that's not actually accurate. 713 00:28:24,972 --> 00:28:27,441 I mean, I was with a lady friend. 714 00:28:28,909 --> 00:28:31,210 - Uh-huh and where is she? 715 00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,845 I mean, did she get arrested, as well? 716 00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:37,115 - No, she had to go shopping. 717 00:28:37,117 --> 00:28:39,985 - That's bonkers. Absolutely bonkers. 718 00:28:39,987 --> 00:28:41,355 No one will believe that story. 719 00:28:43,023 --> 00:28:46,124 Fred, you couldn't have waited? 720 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:47,426 You couldn't have waited until we did 721 00:28:47,428 --> 00:28:48,827 what we're trying to do, you know? 722 00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:50,796 This is bigger than you, man. 723 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,335 - Can we, uh, can we stop at Chick-Fil-A? 724 00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:58,470 - I want you to answer me right now. 725 00:28:58,472 --> 00:29:03,075 Did Antonio Kelly-Zhang sexually harass you or not? 726 00:29:03,077 --> 00:29:07,515 - Yeah, you know, I can't actually remember if it was him. 727 00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:11,383 It could've been an array of people. 728 00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:14,353 I just have that kind of thing 729 00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:17,889 that people wanna, you know, do that to. 730 00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:20,394 But someone did snap my dick. 731 00:29:21,563 --> 00:29:22,928 - Hey. - Hey, morning. 732 00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,998 - What the fuck is going on? It's leg day. 733 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,399 - Yeah, no, I know, I did my legs, too. 734 00:29:27,401 --> 00:29:32,239 Um, I don't think we can go with the Fred angle. 735 00:29:33,575 --> 00:29:35,040 - What are you talking about? Why? Why not? 736 00:29:35,042 --> 00:29:36,441 - I don't know, man. 737 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,177 I think he, himself, might be a sex criminal 738 00:29:39,179 --> 00:29:41,913 and the minute they Google him, 739 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:42,950 this is all over. 740 00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:48,220 - Fuck, okay, so, we can't use like any of the story or? 741 00:29:48,222 --> 00:29:50,222 - Maybe as like a backup, backup. 742 00:29:50,224 --> 00:29:51,857 If we find nothing else. - Yeah. 743 00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:53,526 - Which we will. - Absolutely. 744 00:29:53,528 --> 00:29:55,193 - I mean, we have merely scratched the surface. 745 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:57,129 - Just gotta reset, recharge. 746 00:29:57,131 --> 00:29:59,164 - He's hiding something and we're gonna find it. 747 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:04,269 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. How? 748 00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:06,572 - Maybe it's time we let him know that? 749 00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:08,874 - I feel like you're getting that idea face, I love it. 750 00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:12,545 - We're gonna go to his house and let him know we know. 751 00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:15,881 - Let just our eyes and our presence bring it out in him. 752 00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:18,383 - Once he sees us there and let him know, hey, bud, 753 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:19,918 we know what's going on, he's gonna go oh, shit. 754 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,554 - Yeah. - And he's gonna freak out. 755 00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:23,523 - Just fuckin' stare at him, beautiful. 756 00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:27,426 - There's only one problem. It's too perfect. 757 00:30:27,428 --> 00:30:30,295 In this business, you have to become an expert 758 00:30:30,297 --> 00:30:34,168 and special ops, recon, stakeouts. 759 00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:37,537 I one time sat in my car 760 00:30:37,539 --> 00:30:41,473 in front of Ed Begley Jr.'s house for three days. 761 00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:43,308 So the other camera's ready to go right there? 762 00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:45,277 - He will come out when we get out of the car. 763 00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,912 - It's like a proper ambush. 764 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:48,581 - Official, wow. - Yeah. 765 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,415 - You know, this is all totally legally, by the way. 766 00:30:50,417 --> 00:30:53,118 You're allowed to, you know, 767 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,954 park in front of someone's house and yeah, 768 00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:57,155 this his all legal. 769 00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:58,457 - Not doing anything right now. 770 00:30:58,459 --> 00:31:00,258 - Oh, my God, there they are, they're there. 771 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,426 Go, go, go, move, move, you're clear. 772 00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:03,295 Here we go, we're live. 773 00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:05,030 Here we go. 774 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,932 Gentlemen, good morning. 775 00:31:06,934 --> 00:31:07,933 Mr. Kelly-Zhang. 776 00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:09,301 - Oh! 777 00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:10,570 - Mr. Kelly-Zhang, hello, hello. 778 00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:12,170 - Hey, guys, good to see you, how are you? 779 00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:13,171 - Hey. - Good morning. 780 00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:14,373 - How are you? 781 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:15,240 - I got to get my daughter to school, so. 782 00:31:15,242 --> 00:31:16,408 - You know who we are. 783 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:19,211 - If we can just keep it light. 784 00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,680 - How can we help you guys? 785 00:31:20,682 --> 00:31:22,481 - Uh, well, we just wanted to let you guys know, 786 00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:24,617 very simply, we know. 787 00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:26,485 - Okay, we're not interested in- 788 00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:28,186 - We know? - Whatever stunt. 789 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:29,020 - What do we know? - Yeah. 790 00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:30,355 - What do we know, Kev? 791 00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:32,023 - I think you know what we know. 792 00:31:32,025 --> 00:31:33,593 I think you know what we know. 793 00:31:33,595 --> 00:31:34,527 - I don't know. 794 00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,027 - Okay, I'm gonna handle this, 795 00:31:36,029 --> 00:31:36,662 so why don't you just get in the car. 796 00:31:36,664 --> 00:31:38,397 - Okay. 797 00:31:38,399 --> 00:31:39,632 I will, uh, I'll leave you and Kevin's capable hands, 798 00:31:39,634 --> 00:31:41,266 but thank you for coming out and appreciate it. 799 00:31:41,268 --> 00:31:42,668 - Thank you. 800 00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:43,468 - We appreciate you. - Thank you, appreciate it. 801 00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:44,670 - Thank you so much. 802 00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:46,171 - Appreciate the political politics, 803 00:31:46,173 --> 00:31:47,408 politics talking. - We know. 804 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:52,177 - Um, yeah, you guys are idiots. 805 00:31:52,179 --> 00:31:53,613 - Oh, I'm sorry, did you just call me, 806 00:31:53,615 --> 00:31:55,213 did you just call me an idiot? 807 00:31:55,215 --> 00:31:56,181 I have that on camera. 808 00:31:56,183 --> 00:31:57,315 - Yes, you are one of two. 809 00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:58,316 - What is it that you do, sir, 810 00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:00,018 if you don't mind me asking? 811 00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:03,021 - I am Kevin Soo, I am Mr. Kelly-Zhang's press secretary. 812 00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:04,657 - You're a secretary? - I am. 813 00:32:04,659 --> 00:32:05,490 - Cock. 814 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:07,025 - Okay, okay, okay. 815 00:32:07,027 --> 00:32:07,959 - Uh. - Mr. Soo. 816 00:32:07,961 --> 00:32:09,361 - That's great. 817 00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:11,631 - Very simply, I want you to know we know 818 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:13,498 and we wanna give you a chance to comment on this 819 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,637 before everybody knows, 'cause it's out there. 820 00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:18,069 - Kev? - Yeah. 821 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:19,237 - Let's go. - Two seconds. 822 00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:20,472 - So, we're gonna go. 823 00:32:20,474 --> 00:32:21,707 Have a good day, gentlemen, 824 00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:22,642 I hope that you find something to do today 825 00:32:22,644 --> 00:32:24,109 because this is really stupid. 826 00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:25,711 - This is stupid, we actually have to go, 827 00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,179 we have to go to the 7th Street- 828 00:32:27,181 --> 00:32:28,346 - Yeah, we got big plans today. 829 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,181 - Soup Kitchen, we're heading there now, 830 00:32:29,183 --> 00:32:30,683 so we have to go. 831 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:31,651 - We should probably get running, the traffic. 832 00:32:31,653 --> 00:32:32,350 - You're going to the 7th Street Soup Kitchen. 833 00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:33,018 - Yes, sir. - Yeah, yeah. 834 00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,020 - That's where we're going. 835 00:32:35,022 --> 00:32:36,221 - I heard that, thank you for making 836 00:32:36,223 --> 00:32:37,523 your campaign schedule public. 837 00:32:37,525 --> 00:32:38,691 - What? 838 00:32:38,693 --> 00:32:40,125 - 'Cause we're gonna see you there. 839 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:41,193 And then we're gonna see you at the next place. 840 00:32:41,195 --> 00:32:42,027 - I'm gonna handle it. 841 00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:42,728 - And the next place. 842 00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:43,663 We're gonna be up in your grill. 843 00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:45,363 - Yeah, we're outta here. 844 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:46,998 Um, I will just have my office reach out on Monday 845 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,266 - Fantastic. 846 00:32:48,268 --> 00:32:49,201 - To let you guys know that, um, 847 00:32:49,203 --> 00:32:50,536 you're total fuckin' losers. 848 00:32:50,538 --> 00:32:51,671 - Oh, we're total fuckin' losers. 849 00:32:51,673 --> 00:32:53,371 - Yeah, have your office tell us. 850 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:54,507 We need your office to tell us. 851 00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:56,141 - Like that hasn't been said to me a million times. 852 00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:58,043 - We're gonna see you guys in a little bit. 853 00:32:58,045 --> 00:32:59,545 Don't hit anyone. 854 00:32:59,547 --> 00:33:00,748 - You need help backing out? 855 00:33:02,216 --> 00:33:03,549 You need help reversing, 856 00:33:03,551 --> 00:33:04,182 reversing's top. - See you at the soup kitchen. 857 00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:04,851 - Good luck. - We know. 858 00:33:04,853 --> 00:33:07,219 - Hey, we know. - USA, USA. 859 00:33:07,221 --> 00:33:08,554 - We should go, we should go. 860 00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:09,722 Keep movin', movin'. 861 00:33:13,427 --> 00:33:14,527 - You gotta open my side, it's locked. 862 00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:15,695 - No, no, no, no, no. 863 00:33:15,697 --> 00:33:17,530 I locked my keys in the car. - What? 864 00:33:17,532 --> 00:33:19,431 - How, how, how, how, why? 865 00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:22,400 - I was distracted and then I think, 866 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:23,603 I think I hit the lock button. 867 00:33:23,605 --> 00:33:24,436 - But I don't even think that's possible, 868 00:33:24,438 --> 00:33:26,071 like manufacturers stop doing that. 869 00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:27,172 - No, no, no, no, no, you can play 870 00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:29,174 with it in the settings and change it. 871 00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:30,810 - Why would you change it, though, 'cause we- 872 00:33:30,812 --> 00:33:32,077 - That doesn't matter. 873 00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:33,345 They're on the road. 874 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:34,580 - Let's call a car, let's call an Uber. 875 00:33:34,582 --> 00:33:35,413 Let's call an Uber. 876 00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:36,248 - How does that work? 877 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,117 - I don't know. 878 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,318 I gotta get it in the app store. 879 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,287 - App store, app store? - Yeah. 880 00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:43,823 - You must connect to wifi 881 00:33:43,825 --> 00:33:44,690 or a cellular data network- - I don't have any cellular. 882 00:33:44,692 --> 00:33:47,292 - To access the store. - Yeah, okay. 883 00:33:47,294 --> 00:33:50,462 - Uh, so today was not the best. 884 00:33:50,464 --> 00:33:52,330 By the time we got to the soup kitchen, 885 00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:55,300 we found out that they had gone to another location, 886 00:33:55,302 --> 00:33:56,669 so we took another Uber to where we thought 887 00:33:56,671 --> 00:33:58,738 they were, but they just ended up shuffling 888 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:00,673 their schedule around and with the cost 889 00:34:00,675 --> 00:34:03,141 of all the Ubers and the guy 890 00:34:03,143 --> 00:34:05,477 who had to come and break my windows 891 00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:06,846 so that I could get my car keys out 892 00:34:06,848 --> 00:34:08,446 and the parking ticket I got 893 00:34:08,448 --> 00:34:09,649 because of the street cleaning, 894 00:34:09,651 --> 00:34:14,319 I am down roughly 500 bucks on the day. 895 00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:15,355 So, that's not great. 896 00:34:16,658 --> 00:34:20,191 But, I am, uh, not gonna let it ruin the night. 897 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:22,528 It is someone's birthday 898 00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:26,599 and I'm making their favorite dish, coconut shrimps. 899 00:34:26,601 --> 00:34:28,133 - It's my birthday. 900 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:30,135 - This recipe is Chef Ted Allen. 901 00:34:30,137 --> 00:34:31,571 - Yeah. 902 00:34:31,573 --> 00:34:32,838 - Who you might know from "Chopped." 903 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,806 - Yo, yo, yo! 904 00:34:33,808 --> 00:34:34,774 - Who is it? 905 00:34:34,776 --> 00:34:36,174 - It's Simon. - Oh, hey. 906 00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:38,243 - What the fuck? - Wow, what a surprise. 907 00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,177 - I've been texting you. 908 00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,412 - Oh, God, sorry, you know, 909 00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:42,548 my phone charger, the tape on it broke 910 00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:45,785 and what's up? 911 00:34:45,787 --> 00:34:47,152 - I just got a signal hit. 912 00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:48,654 About an hour ago. - Okay. 913 00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:50,556 - From a source who's got some dirt on our guy. 914 00:34:50,558 --> 00:34:52,290 - Are you serious? Okay, here we go. 915 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,759 Talk to me. 916 00:34:53,761 --> 00:34:56,261 - There's apparently a bachelor party video, 917 00:34:56,263 --> 00:34:58,633 clear as day, Antonio doing lines of cocaine. 918 00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:01,368 - God bless cocaine. 919 00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:04,135 Oh, my gosh, have you seen the tape? 920 00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:05,705 - I haven't, no. 921 00:35:05,707 --> 00:35:06,672 - Okay. - But it's there, it's real. 922 00:35:06,674 --> 00:35:08,173 - You know, I got a message from the guy. 923 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:09,575 He wants to Skype with us tonight. 924 00:35:09,577 --> 00:35:10,643 - He's gonna Skype with us tonight? 925 00:35:10,645 --> 00:35:11,877 - Yeah, he wants to Skype with us. 926 00:35:11,879 --> 00:35:12,712 - Is this really happening? 927 00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:13,646 - It's really happening. 928 00:35:13,648 --> 00:35:15,180 I'm just waiting on a text now. 929 00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:16,416 - My man did it. - Come on. 930 00:35:17,819 --> 00:35:19,250 - Hit me. 931 00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:20,686 - Oh, God, I think you just broke my hand. 932 00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:21,486 - Yeah, so a mid workout, mid workout, right. 933 00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:22,655 - Jesus, wow. 934 00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:24,657 - Also, I got something planned. 935 00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:26,692 Can I, can I crashed here for a few days, 936 00:35:26,694 --> 00:35:29,695 just 'cause I got in kind of a fight with my mom. 937 00:35:29,697 --> 00:35:30,696 - Oh, oh, yeah, oh, you can crash here, oh, yeah. 938 00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:31,864 - For five, that's cool. 939 00:35:31,866 --> 00:35:34,199 - No, no, no, yeah, yeah, I mean, 940 00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:36,602 we're gonna be working on this around the clock, so. 941 00:35:36,604 --> 00:35:37,837 It makes sense if you're just here. 942 00:35:37,839 --> 00:35:39,705 Uh, great, yeah, no, no, no, for sure 943 00:35:39,707 --> 00:35:41,674 and, uh, yeah, that's awesome. 944 00:35:41,676 --> 00:35:42,842 - I'm sorry, hello. 945 00:35:42,844 --> 00:35:44,476 Are you even turning the shrimp? 946 00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:46,444 - Nobody survives being caught 947 00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:49,582 on tape doing hard drugs. 948 00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:51,249 - No. - You're done. 949 00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:52,450 - If anybody ever offered me cocaine, 950 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,285 I'd say no, thank you, you know. 951 00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:55,688 - Yeah, same here. - Nope. 952 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:56,889 - Yeah, it's not good. 953 00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:58,490 - You're saying you've never done cocaine? 954 00:35:58,492 --> 00:35:59,424 Is that what you're saying? 955 00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:02,394 - Marco, please, what are you, 956 00:36:02,396 --> 00:36:03,663 what are you doing? 957 00:36:03,665 --> 00:36:05,296 - We were supposed to have dinner together. 958 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:06,866 It's my birthday dinner 959 00:36:06,868 --> 00:36:10,402 and all I had were three little shit shrimps. 960 00:36:10,404 --> 00:36:11,637 - It's your birthday? 961 00:36:11,639 --> 00:36:13,471 - Look, you, here have some more rice. 962 00:36:13,473 --> 00:36:14,406 - I don't want- - Try- 963 00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:15,373 - Marco, shut the fuck up. 964 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:16,374 - What? 965 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:17,710 - It's him, he texted. 966 00:36:17,712 --> 00:36:18,944 - What'd he say, what'd he say? 967 00:36:18,946 --> 00:36:19,912 - He said he'll send a Skype link, 968 00:36:19,914 --> 00:36:21,479 but only for using the computer 969 00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:22,615 and an internet cafe. 970 00:36:22,617 --> 00:36:24,416 - And internet cafe. 971 00:36:24,418 --> 00:36:26,519 It's like where you go when- 972 00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:29,320 - Okay, he says we gotta go now. 973 00:36:29,322 --> 00:36:30,255 - There's one on Walnut Street. 974 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:31,489 Go, go, go, go. 975 00:36:31,491 --> 00:36:32,424 - Looks like we're mobile. 976 00:36:32,426 --> 00:36:33,893 - Looks like we're mobile. 977 00:36:33,895 --> 00:36:37,763 - Hello? I haven't even had my cake yet. 978 00:36:37,765 --> 00:36:41,499 - Okay, we're logging on. - We're logged, there he is. 979 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:42,467 - Oh, my God. - Shit. 980 00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:43,803 - Hello. - Hello. 981 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:44,672 - Are you alone? 982 00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:46,908 - Yes, pretty much. 983 00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:50,308 - Do you have the tape? 984 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:52,945 - Yes, and I will show it to you now. 985 00:36:52,947 --> 00:36:54,647 But you should know, this tape is just 986 00:36:54,649 --> 00:36:56,782 the tip of the iceberg. 987 00:36:56,784 --> 00:36:58,786 Are you ready to open Pandora's Box? 988 00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:01,453 - Yes, we are. 989 00:37:01,455 --> 00:37:02,955 Thank you so much. 990 00:37:02,957 --> 00:37:04,690 - I will now who you the first 10 seconds of this video. 991 00:37:04,692 --> 00:37:05,691 - All right, all right. 992 00:37:05,693 --> 00:37:07,526 - This is it. - Give it to us. 993 00:37:10,565 --> 00:37:13,632 - Um, okay, Source, we're seeing tortoises having sex, 994 00:37:13,634 --> 00:37:14,600 so I don't think- - It's a prank. 995 00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:15,668 - It's a prank, it's a prank. 996 00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:16,936 It's a prank. - This is not- 997 00:37:16,938 --> 00:37:18,571 - Is that you, is that you Sludge Whopper? 998 00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:19,739 - Yes, it is. Suck it, Klingman. 999 00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:22,508 - Rat shit, shit. - Great job. 1000 00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:24,779 - So how long did this take you to set up, this little scam? 1001 00:37:26,313 --> 00:37:27,713 - I don't know, like eight minutes 1002 00:37:27,715 --> 00:37:30,348 and I made you drive to an internet cafe. 1003 00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:31,217 - Wasn't even that far, it was like around the corner. 1004 00:37:31,219 --> 00:37:32,151 - Four-minute drive, so jokes on you. 1005 00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:34,486 - Eat my ass, you fuckin' clown. 1006 00:37:34,488 --> 00:37:37,288 - You want to eat your ass, oh, I'll eat it. I'll eat it up. 1007 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:40,559 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chill out. Go on, he got us. 1008 00:37:40,561 --> 00:37:42,262 I knew that little rat was gonna, 1009 00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:44,830 I knew he was gonna get me. 1010 00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:46,665 - Yeah, sometimes someone who approaches you 1011 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:50,536 with information turns out to be a bust. 1012 00:37:50,538 --> 00:37:52,337 What are you gonna do? 1013 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:55,841 Are you just gonna cry into your bowl of ice cream? 1014 00:37:55,843 --> 00:37:58,844 Yes, but you keep going. 1015 00:37:58,846 --> 00:38:00,546 You don't stop. 1016 00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:03,751 Stasis is death. 1017 00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:08,888 But, uh, I checked in with Mary Jo. 1018 00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:10,856 She's, she's very excited 1019 00:38:10,858 --> 00:38:14,627 and we have our presser on Friday, so, yeah, 1020 00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:16,063 we've moving in the right direction. 1021 00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:20,566 - Why don't you cancel the press conference? 1022 00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:23,536 - No, you never, ever cancel the presser. 1023 00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:26,005 Okay, once you do that, the mainstream media, 1024 00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,438 they smell blood in the water 1025 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,542 and that's when they really go after you 1026 00:38:29,544 --> 00:38:32,611 and they say that you're just a loser scam artist 1027 00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:33,948 who doesn't have anything. 1028 00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:36,782 - But you don't have anything. 1029 00:38:36,784 --> 00:38:39,552 - Well, not yet, but we have plenty of time for discovery. 1030 00:38:39,554 --> 00:38:40,853 You know, we're hitting it, 1031 00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:42,555 the pavement pretty hard right now 1032 00:38:42,557 --> 00:38:44,557 and we have the fundraiser tonight, 1033 00:38:44,559 --> 00:38:47,560 which is gonna be pretty enlightening, I think, 1034 00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:48,727 and we are definitely 1035 00:38:48,729 --> 00:38:53,464 in the all guns pointing forward mode, 1036 00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:58,039 so we're feeling good, feeling good, right? 1037 00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:05,476 I think that we need to take a bigger look 1038 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:06,113 at the big C. 1039 00:39:07,148 --> 00:39:08,948 - Ooh, cancer, I don't know, 1040 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:11,482 that helps him, I think, if we do that, 1041 00:39:11,484 --> 00:39:13,018 if he has cancer. 1042 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:16,622 - No, college, I don't know why I phrased it like that. 1043 00:39:16,624 --> 00:39:18,593 I wanna know more about Antonio in college. 1044 00:39:20,161 --> 00:39:21,894 Should've probably done this when we first started. 1045 00:39:21,896 --> 00:39:23,762 Antonio Kelly-Zhang. 1046 00:39:23,764 --> 00:39:25,598 - What kind of college boy was he? 1047 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,599 - Let's figure that out. 1048 00:39:26,601 --> 00:39:27,935 - Let's ask Google. 1049 00:39:29,604 --> 00:39:33,806 - Boom. UCLA class of 2008. - I knew he was a UCLA brat. 1050 00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:37,176 - Okay, okay, how many people do you think were 1051 00:39:37,178 --> 00:39:40,548 in his class at UCLA? 1052 00:39:41,515 --> 00:39:44,449 - Seven, eight. 1053 00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:46,785 - No, I mean, in like his that year? 1054 00:39:46,787 --> 00:39:49,822 - Oh, oh, hundreds of thousands. 1055 00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:50,789 - Not that many, but a lot. - A lot. 1056 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:51,790 - A lot. 1057 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,926 And my point is every single one 1058 00:39:53,928 --> 00:39:56,662 of those people might have a story 1059 00:39:56,664 --> 00:39:58,797 to tell about Antonio. - Right. 1060 00:39:58,799 --> 00:40:02,970 - So, I think it's time we got the worms in. 1061 00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:07,472 - And you know what? I think I have a little idea 1062 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:09,708 on how to track some of these guys down. 1063 00:40:09,710 --> 00:40:11,810 Facebook alt accounts. 1064 00:40:11,812 --> 00:40:12,845 Get on there, reach out to anybody 1065 00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:17,683 who graduated '08, UCLA, see if we get anything. 1066 00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:18,517 - Do you know how to do that? 1067 00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:19,419 - Yeah, it's easy. 1068 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:21,956 - Friggin' Jason Bourne over here. 1069 00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:25,860 Whoo! 1070 00:40:30,731 --> 00:40:32,600 Look at that, so fast. 1071 00:40:35,503 --> 00:40:37,772 Oh, here we go, whoo! 1072 00:40:38,873 --> 00:40:41,842 Back in the Benz, early hills. 1073 00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:45,210 Oh, my Lord, that was a long one. 1074 00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:46,679 - Long time in the car. 1075 00:40:46,681 --> 00:40:48,514 - What's tonight all about? 1076 00:40:48,516 --> 00:40:50,516 - The Benjis. 1077 00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:51,517 - Benjamins. 1078 00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:52,785 It's about money. 1079 00:40:52,787 --> 00:40:54,153 We're having a little bit of a fundraiser 1080 00:40:54,155 --> 00:40:56,088 because what we're doing requires money, you know, 1081 00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:58,691 it adds up and Mary Jo was kind enough 1082 00:40:58,693 --> 00:41:01,827 to offer up her beautiful home 1083 00:41:01,829 --> 00:41:02,928 as long as we were out by eight 1084 00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:04,663 and she would not buy the food, 1085 00:41:04,665 --> 00:41:06,565 so we picked up the food. 1086 00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:08,767 - Yeah, fuckin' had to go to Arcadia for the catering. 1087 00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:09,601 - The money we saved, though. - Disgusting place. 1088 00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:10,536 - It will make up- 1089 00:41:13,774 --> 00:41:15,176 - No, no, no, no, no. 1090 00:41:17,044 --> 00:41:18,744 - Uh, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. 1091 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:22,014 Pick it up, it's fine, five second rule, five second rule. 1092 00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:25,150 - You're not, are you still gonna serve these? 1093 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:27,119 - We're still gonna serve 'em, we're gonna dust them off, 1094 00:41:27,121 --> 00:41:28,120 we're gonna dust them all off. 1095 00:41:30,624 --> 00:41:33,225 You gotta stop, stop it, you got a good onion in my eye. 1096 00:41:33,227 --> 00:41:34,293 Thumbs up to camera. 1097 00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:35,029 Let's do it. 1098 00:41:36,797 --> 00:41:37,932 You guys want a hamburger? 1099 00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:42,067 - Okay, how's this angle for you 1100 00:41:42,069 --> 00:41:43,235 because this isn't working for me. 1101 00:41:43,237 --> 00:41:45,070 - Yeah, I just need to get the rifle in a little more. 1102 00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:46,238 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. 1103 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,206 - Yeah. 1104 00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:47,940 - Okay, ready? - Yeah. 1105 00:41:47,942 --> 00:41:49,208 - Let's go. 1106 00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:50,209 - That's what I'm saying, big guy. 1107 00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:51,910 It might be too late for you, 1108 00:41:51,912 --> 00:41:54,780 but this guy, we could really turn his life around, huh? 1109 00:41:54,782 --> 00:41:56,248 - Listen, if I get you on a podcast, 1110 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:57,316 I could show you some statistics 1111 00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:58,617 that's really back all this up. 1112 00:41:58,619 --> 00:41:59,985 - Yeah, I wanna, let me, 1113 00:41:59,987 --> 00:42:00,552 I wanna look into that a little bit more. 1114 00:42:00,554 --> 00:42:02,154 - Sure, I understand. 1115 00:42:02,156 --> 00:42:03,288 - Before I can, you know, it's a hot topic. 1116 00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:04,757 - Of course, of course. 1117 00:42:04,759 --> 00:42:06,825 You know what, give me your email and I will- 1118 00:42:06,827 --> 00:42:07,561 - Excuse me, I'm sorry. - Okay, I will. 1119 00:42:09,063 --> 00:42:10,629 - Mary Jo, hi. 1120 00:42:10,631 --> 00:42:12,231 - Ricky, hey. 1121 00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:13,599 - How are you? 1122 00:42:13,601 --> 00:42:14,933 - What are you doing here? 1123 00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:16,235 Oh, your party. - It's going on right now. 1124 00:42:16,237 --> 00:42:17,703 I'm gonna get you upstairs. 1125 00:42:17,705 --> 00:42:18,670 - Have you got some money? 1126 00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:20,141 - We are working on it. 1127 00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:24,243 Take your time, take your time, my love. 1128 00:42:24,245 --> 00:42:25,778 - Whoa! 1129 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:28,847 Here we go, I got you. - There you go. 1130 00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:30,115 - Ooh, I squatted, did you see that? 1131 00:42:30,117 --> 00:42:32,620 - You got down, I saw. - I got a squat. 1132 00:42:37,858 --> 00:42:39,124 - Uh, Mary Jo's great. 1133 00:42:39,126 --> 00:42:41,360 I think she took one too many pain pills, 1134 00:42:41,362 --> 00:42:43,195 so she's having a nap. 1135 00:42:43,197 --> 00:42:46,765 And I see Amy Klort. 1136 00:42:46,767 --> 00:42:48,267 Hey. 1137 00:42:48,269 --> 00:42:49,201 - Hey, Rick. 1138 00:42:49,203 --> 00:42:50,836 Thank, thanks for having me. 1139 00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:52,738 - Thank you for coming here. 1140 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:53,806 YouTube queen. 1141 00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:54,973 - Oh, and the podcast. 1142 00:42:54,975 --> 00:42:56,809 - And the podcast, podcast, YouTube queen. 1143 00:42:56,811 --> 00:42:58,777 Go to my Facebook page and there's a little donate link, 1144 00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:00,345 button, you can hit that 1145 00:43:00,347 --> 00:43:02,881 and it's usually the fourth or fifth Rick Klingman 1146 00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:03,882 that comes up in the Facebook, 1147 00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:05,350 so look for this face. 1148 00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,820 Ah, Hartlynn, can I just thank you for coming tonight 1149 00:43:07,822 --> 00:43:09,154 and supporting us. - Oh, my God, of course. 1150 00:43:09,156 --> 00:43:10,656 - Look, this Antonio guy is the worst. 1151 00:43:10,658 --> 00:43:12,357 - Yes. 1152 00:43:12,359 --> 00:43:14,326 - If it were up to him, I wouldn't be doing this. 1153 00:43:14,328 --> 00:43:17,029 - Piece of shit. - He's the bad guy, yeah. 1154 00:43:17,031 --> 00:43:19,698 - And I gotta tell you, this is quite the piece. 1155 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:21,033 - You like it? Yeah. 1156 00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:21,600 - Yeah, what are we working with here? 1157 00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:23,202 - No, this is an MK-46. 1158 00:43:23,204 --> 00:43:23,902 - MK-46, I thought it was something- 1159 00:43:23,904 --> 00:43:24,537 - Troops in Afghanistan use this 1160 00:43:24,539 --> 00:43:26,138 to take out supply tracks. 1161 00:43:26,140 --> 00:43:28,273 - Ooh, that's, hey, support our troops. 1162 00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:30,843 - Yeah, and my dad got it for me for my 18th birthday. 1163 00:43:30,845 --> 00:43:31,977 - Oh. - So, sweet. 1164 00:43:31,979 --> 00:43:33,011 - Your parents are awesome. 1165 00:43:33,013 --> 00:43:34,012 - They really are. 1166 00:43:34,014 --> 00:43:35,247 - My dad's a dick. 1167 00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:37,015 - What a magnificent piece of- - Artillery. 1168 00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:38,684 - Death machine. - Death. 1169 00:43:38,686 --> 00:43:41,153 - Yeah, that's good. 1170 00:43:41,155 --> 00:43:42,855 - Do you wanna hold it? - Whoa. 1171 00:43:42,857 --> 00:43:45,324 - Yes, I do and I want you to take a picture of me. 1172 00:43:45,326 --> 00:43:46,959 - I'm on my way there. 1173 00:43:46,961 --> 00:43:48,794 - Post is on Facebook. - Let's do it, here we go. 1174 00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,395 - It is really heavy, I don't know if you're strong. 1175 00:43:50,397 --> 00:43:51,332 - Ah! I am. 1176 00:43:53,767 --> 00:43:54,933 - He's got it. - Whoo! 1177 00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:56,168 - He's got it. 1178 00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,070 - Yeah. If we can get real just for a second, 1179 00:43:58,072 --> 00:44:00,239 the most important thing when you're dealing 1180 00:44:00,241 --> 00:44:02,040 with guns is safety 1181 00:44:02,042 --> 00:44:04,443 and the first thing you gotta do is check the safety. 1182 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:09,081 - Oh, no! - What are you doing? 1183 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,717 - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I'm so sorry. 1184 00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,052 - What the- - I was checking the safety. 1185 00:44:14,054 --> 00:44:15,187 - I was checking the safety. 1186 00:44:15,189 --> 00:44:16,922 - By pulling the trigger? 1187 00:44:16,924 --> 00:44:18,123 What is wrong with you? 1188 00:44:18,125 --> 00:44:19,291 - I thought you had the safety on. 1189 00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:20,826 - Dude. - That is my bad, guys. 1190 00:44:20,828 --> 00:44:24,463 I'm 95% sure that Mary Jo did not get hit, 1191 00:44:24,465 --> 00:44:25,831 but I wanna go check. 1192 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:27,032 - Give it a check, give it a little check. 1193 00:44:27,034 --> 00:44:29,735 So, hey, why don't we- 1194 00:44:29,737 --> 00:44:31,203 - Fundraising is key. 1195 00:44:31,205 --> 00:44:34,008 Cash, check, credit card, bitcoin. 1196 00:44:35,042 --> 00:44:37,476 Once got paid in Czechenzachers. 1197 00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:38,844 Good luck finding a currency exchange 1198 00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:40,281 that will take that, by the way. 1199 00:44:41,382 --> 00:44:43,048 Literally looks like Monopoly money. 1200 00:44:43,050 --> 00:44:44,783 - What a great group of patriots, 1201 00:44:44,785 --> 00:44:47,286 all assembly for a righteous cause, am I right? 1202 00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:50,389 - That's right, that is right. 1203 00:44:50,391 --> 00:44:53,392 - Oh, man, I also just wanna say I have taken it 1204 00:44:53,394 --> 00:44:56,094 upon myself to get you all in 1205 00:44:56,096 --> 00:44:58,130 on the ground floor exclusive opportunity 1206 00:44:58,132 --> 00:45:00,332 to make some real money, huh? 1207 00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:03,001 Everyone one in this room has been pre-approved 1208 00:45:03,003 --> 00:45:04,770 to be a regional sales executive 1209 00:45:04,772 --> 00:45:06,171 for Shredded Muscle Supplements. 1210 00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:08,840 That's right, clipboard's right there. 1211 00:45:08,842 --> 00:45:10,108 There's a few pens. 1212 00:45:10,110 --> 00:45:11,944 I'm gonna need you all when you have time, 1213 00:45:11,946 --> 00:45:13,879 just full name, date of birth, 1214 00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:14,813 Social Security, that's important- 1215 00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:16,315 - And I can tell you guys, 1216 00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:17,849 and I can tell you guys, and I can tell you guys firsthand 1217 00:45:17,851 --> 00:45:19,985 how great Shredded is 1218 00:45:19,987 --> 00:45:22,287 and we're gonna talk about that later on, 1219 00:45:22,289 --> 00:45:24,356 but right now I would be a little remiss 1220 00:45:24,358 --> 00:45:26,191 if we didn't talk about why we're here. 1221 00:45:26,193 --> 00:45:30,162 We're all here because we love this country. 1222 00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:31,863 - Amen. 1223 00:45:31,865 --> 00:45:34,466 - And when we see someone like Antonio Kelly-Zhang 1224 00:45:34,468 --> 00:45:37,135 attacking it from the inside, what happens? 1225 00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:37,970 What do we do? 1226 00:45:37,972 --> 00:45:39,137 - Get a rope. 1227 00:45:39,139 --> 00:45:40,105 - Hang that fuckin' traitor. 1228 00:45:40,107 --> 00:45:42,140 - No, no, we're not gonna hang, 1229 00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:43,909 we're not gonna hang anyone. 1230 00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:45,944 But what we do is we work together 1231 00:45:45,946 --> 00:45:48,447 and we identify our enemy 1232 00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:49,481 and then we take 'em out. 1233 00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:50,916 - With violence. 1234 00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:51,950 - Not with violence, not with violence, 1235 00:45:51,952 --> 00:45:53,885 I didn't mean that. 1236 00:45:53,887 --> 00:45:56,822 What I'm saying is, is our weapon, 1237 00:45:56,824 --> 00:45:58,890 it's not a gun, it's not a knife 1238 00:45:58,892 --> 00:46:01,527 or a rope, it's the truth 1239 00:46:01,529 --> 00:46:03,195 and the truth is we need money 1240 00:46:03,197 --> 00:46:05,297 because if you wanna fix the country, 1241 00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:07,866 that ain't cheap, it all adds up, 1242 00:46:07,868 --> 00:46:10,168 the research, the hotel, the man hours, 1243 00:46:10,170 --> 00:46:13,205 those little tiny corn dogs. 1244 00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:15,575 We need you guys' money. - Yeah. 1245 00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:17,342 - And there's all different ways you can donate. 1246 00:46:17,344 --> 00:46:18,578 You can go on my Facebook page, 1247 00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:20,245 you can check him out on social media. 1248 00:46:20,247 --> 00:46:21,313 - Take cash. - We have a little form. 1249 00:46:21,315 --> 00:46:22,314 - We have different- - Venmo. 1250 00:46:22,316 --> 00:46:23,549 - Donor levels. - Yeah. 1251 00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:27,286 - Okay, we have bald eagle, Uncle Sam, 1252 00:46:27,288 --> 00:46:30,188 Lady Liberty and little stars and stripes. 1253 00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:31,056 - We named them to make it fun. 1254 00:46:31,058 --> 00:46:34,192 - And little stars and stripes is $2. 1255 00:46:34,194 --> 00:46:38,063 And you get a fun little pencil in the mail 1256 00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:40,098 and you think in $2, what are 1257 00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:41,569 these guys gonna do with $2? 1258 00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:45,237 A lot. So, what do you say, can you help us out? 1259 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:46,972 Can you help us out and get some money? 1260 00:46:46,974 --> 00:46:49,410 - Get the energy back, whoo! 1261 00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:52,210 Well- 1262 00:46:52,212 --> 00:46:55,947 You all are wonderful and I have to take this. 1263 00:46:55,949 --> 00:46:57,883 Uh, I want you to enjoy yourself. 1264 00:46:57,885 --> 00:46:59,084 There's a couple of cupcakes 1265 00:46:59,086 --> 00:47:01,053 and maybe half a bottle of wine left. 1266 00:47:01,055 --> 00:47:02,988 - Yep. - So, have some fun. 1267 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:06,258 - We gotta be outta here in about five minutes or so, 1268 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:07,959 so thank you guys, we love you 1269 00:47:07,961 --> 00:47:10,262 and we will see you on Friday. 1270 00:47:10,264 --> 00:47:12,598 It's Jessica from "The Daily Beast." 1271 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,132 Jessica, so sorry about that, how are you? 1272 00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:16,168 - I saw that you still have 1273 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,903 the press conference booked for Friday 1274 00:47:17,905 --> 00:47:19,572 and I just wanted to see if you wanted 1275 00:47:19,574 --> 00:47:20,573 to give me the exclusive? 1276 00:47:20,575 --> 00:47:22,407 - I can't do that, Jessica? 1277 00:47:22,409 --> 00:47:24,544 - Rick, can I be honest with you? 1278 00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:26,411 - I don't know, you're a journalist, can you? 1279 00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:28,380 - I think you're flailing. 1280 00:47:28,382 --> 00:47:30,415 You got owned yesterday by Sludge Whopper 1281 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:32,084 and I don't think you have anything 1282 00:47:32,086 --> 00:47:33,318 and you're freaking out. 1283 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,387 - No, no, you're absolutely wrong. 1284 00:47:35,389 --> 00:47:37,122 I am in the hills of Beverly 1285 00:47:37,124 --> 00:47:38,624 with some of the most powerful 1286 00:47:38,626 --> 00:47:41,661 and influential people west of the Mason Dixon line. 1287 00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:45,063 - Rick, look, we've known each other a minute. 1288 00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:46,666 Don't do this. 1289 00:47:46,668 --> 00:47:48,266 You've got nothing and you're just gonna end up having 1290 00:47:48,268 --> 00:47:50,469 a bunch of people laugh at you again. 1291 00:47:50,471 --> 00:47:52,304 - Jessica, I'm gonna let you go 1292 00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:53,506 because we have things to do, 1293 00:47:53,508 --> 00:47:55,207 but I'm gonna see you on Friday 1294 00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:59,111 and you're gonna be shocked at how explosive this is, okay? 1295 00:47:59,113 --> 00:48:00,312 - Rick, I'm- 1296 00:48:00,314 --> 00:48:01,148 - Salivating. 1297 00:48:02,449 --> 00:48:03,181 You saw that, she wanted the exclusive. 1298 00:48:03,183 --> 00:48:04,950 I was like no way. 1299 00:48:04,952 --> 00:48:06,118 How's it going out there? 1300 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:06,619 - Uh, no one's donating anything. 1301 00:48:06,621 --> 00:48:08,120 - Okay. - Yep. 1302 00:48:08,122 --> 00:48:09,354 - I think they're all broke. - Yes. 1303 00:48:09,356 --> 00:48:10,623 - So, we should just get outta here. 1304 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:12,124 Let's pack up the catering supplies 1305 00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:14,092 because if we get them back to Arcadia by 10, 1306 00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,360 full deposit back. 1307 00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:17,496 Oh, God. - I like that. 1308 00:48:17,498 --> 00:48:18,964 - Hi, how are you? 1309 00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:21,099 - I'm good, man, I'm real good. 1310 00:48:21,101 --> 00:48:22,134 - Enjoying your night? 1311 00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:23,603 - Yeah, big time. 1312 00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:26,037 It's an event. - Yes. 1313 00:48:26,039 --> 00:48:27,207 - I don't judge people. 1314 00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:30,610 I won't do it, 'cause you never know. 1315 00:48:30,612 --> 00:48:32,043 You don't know. 1316 00:48:32,045 --> 00:48:34,413 Someone might be coming to you with information 1317 00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:37,416 and, yes, they might smell really bad 1318 00:48:37,418 --> 00:48:42,256 or, or have just like a, like a crazy looking face 1319 00:48:43,591 --> 00:48:46,158 and I don't say get outta here, you freak. 1320 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,359 I say, "Tell me what you know." 1321 00:48:47,361 --> 00:48:49,529 I don't think we've met, I'm Rick Klingman. 1322 00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:52,998 - Original Patriot. - Original Patriot. 1323 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,232 - You reposted some of my YouTube videos. 1324 00:48:54,234 --> 00:48:55,668 - I knew I knew you from somewhere. 1325 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:59,572 I, I, I, I, think you did one about may family court. 1326 00:48:59,574 --> 00:49:01,039 - That's right. - Yeah, it was good. 1327 00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:02,974 - That's right. 1328 00:49:02,976 --> 00:49:03,876 - I don't even have kids and that judge sounds nuts, so. 1329 00:49:03,878 --> 00:49:06,011 - What I'd like to do is introduce you 1330 00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:07,414 to my cousin. 1331 00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,584 - Who's your cousin? 1332 00:49:11,586 --> 00:49:14,019 - Arliss. - Okay, but- 1333 00:49:14,021 --> 00:49:17,659 - No, I think he's saying why should we meet your cousin? 1334 00:49:19,727 --> 00:49:22,662 - Well, because I saw that the cocaine tape 1335 00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:24,396 was some bullshit. 1336 00:49:24,398 --> 00:49:26,031 - Now, does he have photos of Antonio doing cocaine? 1337 00:49:26,033 --> 00:49:27,533 Because that is really- - That'd be great. 1338 00:49:27,535 --> 00:49:28,433 - What we would, what we would love. 1339 00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:31,369 - If you just come out, it's your card. 1340 00:49:31,371 --> 00:49:32,239 - Call him. 1341 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:37,142 - It has been an insane 12 hours. 1342 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:38,544 We returned all the catering equipment 1343 00:49:38,546 --> 00:49:41,647 and got our full deposit back, nice. 1344 00:49:41,649 --> 00:49:45,116 Much more importantly, we spoke to one Arliss. 1345 00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:46,786 - Yes. 1346 00:49:46,788 --> 00:49:49,522 - And he does not have a tape of Antonio doing drugs. 1347 00:49:49,524 --> 00:49:51,524 - Big bummer, big bummer. 1348 00:49:51,526 --> 00:49:52,525 - He's got a sex tape. - Even better. 1349 00:49:52,527 --> 00:49:54,226 - We got a sex tape. 1350 00:49:54,228 --> 00:49:56,094 - If this tape is real- - Sex tape. 1351 00:49:56,096 --> 00:49:57,597 - Which is what we're gonna go find out right now. 1352 00:49:57,599 --> 00:49:59,064 - Gotta go confirm- - Confirm information. 1353 00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:00,633 - Make sure the information is good. 1354 00:50:00,635 --> 00:50:02,434 - Is solid, concrete. 1355 00:50:02,436 --> 00:50:07,405 Anywhere from just being passable to pretty wonderful. 1356 00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:09,575 - If it's real- - It's game over. 1357 00:50:09,577 --> 00:50:11,644 - That's it, it's game, it's swish, swish. 1358 00:50:11,646 --> 00:50:14,747 He's a little nervous about maybe showing his face, 1359 00:50:14,749 --> 00:50:17,082 so I made sure that we would agree 1360 00:50:17,084 --> 00:50:18,551 to blur his face out. 1361 00:50:18,553 --> 00:50:20,820 - Rick, I said I wouldn't do that. 1362 00:50:20,822 --> 00:50:22,755 - If it comes up, go to the bathroom or something, dude. 1363 00:50:22,757 --> 00:50:24,289 - You do background checks 1364 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:25,490 on all your sources, right? 1365 00:50:25,492 --> 00:50:26,626 - Background check, you're gonna do 1366 00:50:26,628 --> 00:50:29,394 a background check on every single person you meet? 1367 00:50:29,396 --> 00:50:31,229 Did you do a background check on me? 1368 00:50:31,231 --> 00:50:32,565 - We did. 1369 00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:33,467 - Did you really? 1370 00:50:36,370 --> 00:50:38,370 So, we're meeting our contact at Chang Du, 1371 00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,672 but we're a little bit early, 1372 00:50:39,674 --> 00:50:41,541 so we're gonna grab a juice. - Juice it up. 1373 00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:43,277 - What is better than a mini mall? 1374 00:50:44,278 --> 00:50:45,678 - A bigger mall, definitely. 1375 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,580 - Oh, no, see a bigger mall is too big. 1376 00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:49,214 It's got too much stuff. 1377 00:50:49,216 --> 00:50:51,283 Like what more do you need than like a salon, 1378 00:50:51,285 --> 00:50:55,220 a Chinese place, there's a vape shop, I think. 1379 00:50:55,222 --> 00:50:57,188 It's perfect. - Anything else would be good. 1380 00:50:57,190 --> 00:50:57,823 - Oh, my God. - What? 1381 00:50:57,825 --> 00:50:58,660 - I know you guys. 1382 00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:01,459 - Oh, really. 1383 00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:02,695 - Yeah, you were protesting that Seth Rogen play, right? 1384 00:51:02,697 --> 00:51:04,362 - That was us, it was mostly me, though. 1385 00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,098 - Eat shit, you fuckin' hogs. 1386 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,133 Huh! 1387 00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:09,635 Huh! 1388 00:51:09,637 --> 00:51:11,269 - It's in my eye, hey, it's in my eye. 1389 00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:12,705 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 1390 00:51:12,707 --> 00:51:13,639 - Oh, it's so cold, it's so cold, it's so cold. 1391 00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:15,373 - Let's, hey, hey, hey, be cool, be cool. 1392 00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,176 I think someone might be filming. 1393 00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:18,878 Someone might be filming. - We gotta cancel the meeting. 1394 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,779 - We gotta cancel the meeting. 1395 00:51:19,781 --> 00:51:20,646 - No, no, no, no. - Nope, I'm going home. 1396 00:51:20,648 --> 00:51:21,514 - Hey- 1397 00:51:21,516 --> 00:51:22,648 - I'm not doing meetings like this. 1398 00:51:22,650 --> 00:51:23,883 I'm going home. - Stop, stop. 1399 00:51:23,885 --> 00:51:24,584 - Always keep an extra suit handy. 1400 00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:25,350 - No. 1401 00:51:25,352 --> 00:51:26,086 - A-K-E-S. - No. 1402 00:51:26,554 --> 00:51:28,286 - H, hey, you gotta do it. 1403 00:51:28,288 --> 00:51:29,522 - It's never gonna fit me. 1404 00:51:29,524 --> 00:51:30,523 That is never gonna fit me. 1405 00:51:30,525 --> 00:51:32,190 - Okay. - I'm too lean. 1406 00:51:32,192 --> 00:51:33,526 - It's the only option. - No. 1407 00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:34,794 - Listen to me, listen to me. 1408 00:51:34,796 --> 00:51:36,194 - I'll look like an idiot. 1409 00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:37,530 - Take it off, I have a shirt, I have a shirt. 1410 00:51:37,532 --> 00:51:38,898 You take it off. 1411 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:41,166 We can't go home, he's waiting, he's probably waiting- 1412 00:51:41,168 --> 00:51:42,233 - Fine, fine, fine. - Do it. 1413 00:51:42,235 --> 00:51:43,468 - And this is a great suit. 1414 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:44,737 This is Burmese. 1415 00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:47,472 Burmese rayon, oh, you're wasting- 1416 00:51:47,474 --> 00:51:48,808 Hi, how are you? Good to see you. 1417 00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:51,176 We're, uh- - Fuckin' zoot suit, right? 1418 00:51:51,178 --> 00:51:52,477 - Just, chill, just- - Okay. 1419 00:51:52,479 --> 00:51:54,179 - He's right there. - Don't- 1420 00:51:54,181 --> 00:51:56,549 - He's right there, that's him. That's him right over there. 1421 00:51:56,551 --> 00:51:57,850 - All right, let's go, get ready. 1422 00:51:57,852 --> 00:52:01,188 - We're gonna speak to those guys, all business. 1423 00:52:02,824 --> 00:52:05,560 You are the gentleman we're looking for, I believe? 1424 00:52:06,694 --> 00:52:07,860 - They're gonna blur my face, right? 1425 00:52:07,862 --> 00:52:09,294 - The two cameras, they're gonna both blur 1426 00:52:09,296 --> 00:52:12,898 your face out, so you can relax, okay? 1427 00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:13,835 - Shall we. 1428 00:52:17,572 --> 00:52:18,704 - Not my suit, by the way, 1429 00:52:18,706 --> 00:52:20,539 so just wanted to, uh- - Looks great. 1430 00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:22,240 - Before we even get started, 1431 00:52:22,242 --> 00:52:24,209 why don't you go ahead and order whatever you want 1432 00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:25,377 on the menu on us. 1433 00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:26,579 - Get a couple menus. 1434 00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:28,781 - No, no, I already ate, yeah. 1435 00:52:28,783 --> 00:52:29,882 - Okay. 1436 00:52:29,884 --> 00:52:31,617 - Been here like an hour. 1437 00:52:31,619 --> 00:52:32,785 Got here early. 1438 00:52:32,787 --> 00:52:34,386 - We apologize. 1439 00:52:34,388 --> 00:52:36,756 We had an incident outside, might be ANTIFA, 1440 00:52:36,758 --> 00:52:38,456 we don't know. - Mm-hmm. 1441 00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:40,895 - I think you know why we're here. 1442 00:52:42,563 --> 00:52:43,698 We need to see the tape. 1443 00:52:45,733 --> 00:52:46,766 - And I wanna show it to you. - Great. 1444 00:52:46,768 --> 00:52:48,934 - I wanna show it to you, but- - That's great. 1445 00:52:48,936 --> 00:52:50,738 - We need to talk. 1446 00:52:52,507 --> 00:52:53,506 Compensation. - Absolutely. 1447 00:52:53,508 --> 00:52:55,508 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 1448 00:52:55,510 --> 00:52:58,276 - Tell us what you had in mind? 1449 00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,979 - $10,000. 1450 00:52:59,981 --> 00:53:01,580 - That's what you want? 1451 00:53:01,582 --> 00:53:03,248 From us? 1452 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:06,317 - I mean, I'm putting myself out on the line here. 1453 00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:09,421 - Honest, I don't have $10,000 in assets. 1454 00:53:09,423 --> 00:53:10,823 - What do you mean you don't have $10,000. 1455 00:53:10,825 --> 00:53:12,357 - You should look at that, seriously. 1456 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,793 - Here's the deal. 1457 00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,728 You show me the tape, there's an ATM right there. 1458 00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:19,464 I will walk out, withdraw 60 bucks, 1459 00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:21,000 that's my limit, we wait a few hours, 1460 00:53:21,002 --> 00:53:22,702 I'll get the next 40. 1461 00:53:22,704 --> 00:53:24,772 You're home by five with 100 bucks in your pocket. 1462 00:53:26,306 --> 00:53:28,607 - All right, all right, all right. 1463 00:53:28,609 --> 00:53:29,775 - That's how it's done on Wall Street. 1464 00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:32,611 - Yeah, no, it's actually really massive. 1465 00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:35,614 - I have so many questions as to how you got this, 1466 00:53:35,616 --> 00:53:36,849 but I'm not gonna ask because- 1467 00:53:36,851 --> 00:53:39,852 - All right, check out this fuck fest. 1468 00:53:39,854 --> 00:53:43,354 - Yeah, gives us the fucky, fucky, fucky. 1469 00:53:43,356 --> 00:53:44,926 - Yeah, look at that. 1470 00:53:45,993 --> 00:53:47,660 Look at that naughty boy. 1471 00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:49,028 That's your guy, right? 1472 00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:50,495 - Is this it? - That's it, that's it. 1473 00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:53,298 - That's not it, that's not him. 1474 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,466 - That's him, that's his face. 1475 00:53:54,468 --> 00:53:55,668 - That is his face. 1476 00:53:55,670 --> 00:53:56,869 That's the guy you're looking- 1477 00:53:56,871 --> 00:53:58,303 - It's it face, but it's like- 1478 00:53:58,305 --> 00:53:59,505 - He's floating around on- 1479 00:53:59,507 --> 00:54:00,706 - It's like in South Park- - Yes. 1480 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:01,507 - With Saddam Hussein where he's ah, ah. 1481 00:54:01,509 --> 00:54:02,508 - Right, yes, yeah. 1482 00:54:02,510 --> 00:54:03,441 Fuck me Satan. - Yeah, that- 1483 00:54:03,443 --> 00:54:04,977 - It's a weird angle. 1484 00:54:04,979 --> 00:54:05,878 Guys, this is loaded. 1485 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,812 - A weird angle? 1486 00:54:06,814 --> 00:54:08,581 - It's what, it's low budget. 1487 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:10,549 This is a Gonzo style porno, this will pass. 1488 00:54:10,551 --> 00:54:13,986 - I can't believe you wanted $10,000 for this crap. 1489 00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:14,954 Are you insane? 1490 00:54:14,956 --> 00:54:15,788 - Shoot for the stars. 1491 00:54:15,790 --> 00:54:17,422 - Are you insane? 1492 00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:19,859 - Hey, can you calm down, now. 1493 00:54:19,861 --> 00:54:21,827 - We're almost done, Sunil, give me a second, you owe me. 1494 00:54:21,829 --> 00:54:23,062 - No, no, no. 1495 00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:24,329 Get out of here. 1496 00:54:24,331 --> 00:54:25,531 - Get out of here? 1497 00:54:25,533 --> 00:54:26,732 - Come on, get, I don't want you here. 1498 00:54:26,734 --> 00:54:27,967 Come on, get out. 1499 00:54:27,969 --> 00:54:29,400 - Why don't we pause it. 1500 00:54:29,402 --> 00:54:30,335 - Okay, if I get out, I'm never coming back. 1501 00:54:30,337 --> 00:54:31,469 I won't be here Thursday, 1502 00:54:31,471 --> 00:54:32,838 I won't be here Sunday. 1503 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,472 I won't be here Christmas Eve with you. 1504 00:54:34,474 --> 00:54:36,075 - Come on. 1505 00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:37,042 - All right, you know, actually he's right, this sucks. 1506 00:54:37,044 --> 00:54:38,744 We're outta here. 1507 00:54:38,746 --> 00:54:39,578 - Excuse me, excuse me, you just broke my laptop. 1508 00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,881 - Uh-huh, okay, sue me. 1509 00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:43,348 I'm a lawyer, I'll see you in court. 1510 00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:44,950 - I will be billing you. 1511 00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,619 - What a waste of time, what a waste of time. 1512 00:54:46,621 --> 00:54:49,021 Sunil, are placing a to go order. 1513 00:54:49,023 --> 00:54:51,824 - It will pass. 1514 00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:53,360 - I am a little stressed. 1515 00:54:54,929 --> 00:54:56,729 I have a press conference in 36 hours, 1516 00:54:56,731 --> 00:54:59,031 I have no idea what I'm gonna say 1517 00:54:59,033 --> 00:55:01,366 and I have Mary Jo calling every 10 minutes saying, 1518 00:55:01,368 --> 00:55:04,003 the election's soon, when's the update, what's happening? 1519 00:55:04,005 --> 00:55:05,604 And I don't know what to tell her, 1520 00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:09,844 so I'm feeling the pressure, but got a sugar boost. 1521 00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:12,377 Got my man on the keys right there. 1522 00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:13,846 He's- - No, no, no. 1523 00:55:13,848 --> 00:55:16,849 - I am not doing his laundry. 1524 00:55:16,851 --> 00:55:18,717 - Okay, Marco, can you just relax? 1525 00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:20,418 It's all in the same basket. 1526 00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,587 - How about I relax like this. 1527 00:55:21,589 --> 00:55:25,024 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Marco, Marco. 1528 00:55:25,026 --> 00:55:26,457 Are you serious? 1529 00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:27,593 - I'm serious. I'm done dealing with this shit. 1530 00:55:27,595 --> 00:55:28,861 Just eat your ice cream. 1531 00:55:28,863 --> 00:55:29,895 - Come back here right now. 1532 00:55:31,398 --> 00:55:32,031 - English! 1533 00:55:32,867 --> 00:55:34,902 - English, English. 1534 00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:36,871 Fired. 1535 00:55:38,606 --> 00:55:39,905 He's probably fire after throwing something at me. 1536 00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:41,876 He can't do that. He can't do that! 1537 00:55:43,443 --> 00:55:44,409 - I got it? 1538 00:55:44,411 --> 00:55:45,746 - Got what? 1539 00:55:46,948 --> 00:55:48,446 - I fuckin' got it! 1540 00:55:48,448 --> 00:55:50,749 - This is a legitimate hail Mary situation. 1541 00:55:50,751 --> 00:55:54,019 Okay, this genius, his Facebook plan worked. 1542 00:55:54,021 --> 00:55:55,588 - Yep. 1543 00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:57,089 Heard from one of Antonio's old classmates 1544 00:55:57,091 --> 00:55:59,525 from UCLA who, guess what, hates the guy. 1545 00:55:59,527 --> 00:56:01,426 - No, no, no, no, doesn't just hate him, 1546 00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:03,829 says she has career-ending evidence, 1547 00:56:03,831 --> 00:56:04,797 those are the words she used. 1548 00:56:04,799 --> 00:56:05,998 - Yep, vice versa. 1549 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,632 - We're gonna go talk to her right now. 1550 00:56:06,634 --> 00:56:07,600 You are gonna get kissed. 1551 00:56:07,602 --> 00:56:08,433 Not by me. 1552 00:56:08,435 --> 00:56:09,500 - Don't touch me. 1553 00:56:10,705 --> 00:56:11,971 - Hi! - How are you? 1554 00:56:11,973 --> 00:56:13,172 - Can I help you? 1555 00:56:13,174 --> 00:56:15,641 - Yes, we are looking for Carol Weiston. 1556 00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:17,509 - Wishspoon, wishpoon. 1557 00:56:17,511 --> 00:56:18,544 - No, Ouistablufin. 1558 00:56:18,546 --> 00:56:19,912 - Yes. That's the one. 1559 00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:20,913 Hey, Carol's my wife. 1560 00:56:20,915 --> 00:56:22,815 - I wanna get to why we're here. 1561 00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:25,885 Now, Carol, you were classmates 1562 00:56:25,887 --> 00:56:28,087 with Antonio at UCLA, is that right? 1563 00:56:28,089 --> 00:56:28,988 - Yes. 1564 00:56:28,990 --> 00:56:31,025 We were in the same dorm. 1565 00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:33,726 - And what was your, uh, 1566 00:56:33,728 --> 00:56:35,162 what was your impression of Antonio? 1567 00:56:36,530 --> 00:56:38,097 - Well, he was Mister Popular 1568 00:56:38,099 --> 00:56:40,199 and everybody loved him. 1569 00:56:40,201 --> 00:56:41,800 - Mm-hmm. - Yep. 1570 00:56:41,802 --> 00:56:45,571 - But, to me, he was just, I don't know, 1571 00:56:45,573 --> 00:56:49,742 he was like an attention seeking phony. 1572 00:56:49,744 --> 00:56:50,676 - I hate that type. - Hate it. 1573 00:56:50,678 --> 00:56:52,678 - Hate 'em all. - The worst. 1574 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:53,913 - I didn't really mind it, 1575 00:56:53,915 --> 00:56:58,183 but well, see, we had this professor, 1576 00:56:58,185 --> 00:57:01,020 Professor Allen Silverstein, 1577 00:57:01,022 --> 00:57:02,855 but this one night a bunch 1578 00:57:02,857 --> 00:57:06,558 of the students were drinking in the dorms 1579 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,695 and Antonio just went off on Mr. Silverstein, 1580 00:57:09,697 --> 00:57:11,697 just called him all sorts of names, you know, 1581 00:57:11,699 --> 00:57:12,965 'cause he's Jewish. 1582 00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:16,502 And I said, "Antonio, stop that." 1583 00:57:16,504 --> 00:57:20,007 He just kept saying such hurtful, mean racist things. 1584 00:57:22,243 --> 00:57:23,142 Jews are a race, right? 1585 00:57:23,144 --> 00:57:24,243 - Yes. 1586 00:57:24,245 --> 00:57:25,644 - Technically a religion, but yes, yes. 1587 00:57:25,646 --> 00:57:26,879 It's all good. 1588 00:57:26,881 --> 00:57:29,081 - It's just not right, you know. 1589 00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:30,849 - No, it's not. 1590 00:57:30,851 --> 00:57:32,618 It's not, it's okay. - It's wrong is what it is. 1591 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,053 - You didn't do anything wrong. 1592 00:57:34,055 --> 00:57:36,991 Here, this is clean. 1593 00:57:40,227 --> 00:57:41,860 - I'm sorry to get emotional, it's just- 1594 00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:43,062 - No, no, don't you apologize. 1595 00:57:43,064 --> 00:57:46,131 - Fucked up is what it is. 1596 00:57:46,133 --> 00:57:48,534 - This has been in my pocket, but it's clean. 1597 00:57:53,574 --> 00:57:54,206 - Take your time. 1598 00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:55,076 - Hey, hey, hey. 1599 00:57:56,243 --> 00:57:58,644 You are a hero- - But- 1600 00:57:58,646 --> 00:58:00,612 - There's one more thing I need you to do. 1601 00:58:00,614 --> 00:58:02,081 Carol, if there's a way 1602 00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:05,217 for you to say exactly what you said to us, 1603 00:58:05,219 --> 00:58:08,122 just right now at our press conference tomorrow, 1604 00:58:12,226 --> 00:58:13,094 forget about it. 1605 00:58:14,028 --> 00:58:16,195 - I bet people are gonna say really mean things 1606 00:58:16,197 --> 00:58:18,864 about me in the press and on Facebook and stuff. 1607 00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:20,199 - Can I be real with you? 1608 00:58:20,201 --> 00:58:21,533 Can I get real with you right now? 1609 00:58:21,535 --> 00:58:23,002 They will. 1610 00:58:23,004 --> 00:58:25,738 All I can promise you is that we will stand next 1611 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:30,578 to you and behind you and also in front of you 1612 00:58:31,278 --> 00:58:32,113 with everything we got. 1613 00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:35,783 - Okay, I'll do it. 1614 00:58:37,118 --> 00:58:39,752 - My hands are a little sweaty, I apologize. 1615 00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:42,254 - All right, is everything okay in here. 1616 00:58:42,256 --> 00:58:45,791 - It was until about three seconds ago. 1617 00:58:45,793 --> 00:58:46,792 - She saw your face. 1618 00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:47,826 - She got upset. 1619 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:49,061 - No, no, it wasn't that. 1620 00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:51,730 Here, Carol, do you need a glass of wine. 1621 00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:52,831 - Goldmine, goldmine. 1622 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:53,832 - This is happening. 1623 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:55,601 - He's fucked. - Bye-bye. 1624 00:58:55,603 --> 00:58:56,602 - He's fucked. 1625 00:58:56,604 --> 00:58:58,070 You can't say anything about the Jewish people. 1626 00:58:58,072 --> 00:58:59,338 - No. - That is a no go. 1627 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:00,672 - Nor should you. 1628 00:59:00,674 --> 00:59:01,907 I got cat dander on me. - Yeah, you do. 1629 00:59:01,909 --> 00:59:02,843 - Worth it. 1630 00:59:04,612 --> 00:59:05,813 Oh, what is? 1631 00:59:07,948 --> 00:59:10,783 Hey, I'm sorry, Marco, what is, are you moving out? 1632 00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:12,885 - This is all your shit. 1633 00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:16,188 I'm doing sharing this space with you. 1634 00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:17,289 - What the fuck? 1635 00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:18,357 Your assistant's kicking you out. 1636 00:59:18,359 --> 00:59:19,291 - No, no, no. 1637 00:59:19,293 --> 00:59:20,726 - Assistant. 1638 00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:21,860 - Hey, I wanna talk to you over there. 1639 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:22,694 Come with me. 1640 00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:23,729 - Oh, my God, no. 1641 00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:25,032 - I'm not chasing you. 1642 00:59:27,301 --> 00:59:28,734 Hey. 1643 00:59:28,736 --> 00:59:29,968 - Just gonna work it out really quick. 1644 00:59:29,970 --> 00:59:30,903 - You can't do this, Marco. 1645 00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:32,237 - I am sick of this. 1646 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:34,373 I'm sick of the cameras, I'm sick of that boy. 1647 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,808 I'm sick of all of that. 1648 00:59:35,810 --> 00:59:37,076 - No, no, no, I don't care. 1649 00:59:37,078 --> 00:59:38,977 You literally cannot do this, this is my condo. 1650 00:59:38,979 --> 00:59:42,714 - You cannot sleep here tonight. 1651 00:59:42,716 --> 00:59:46,718 - Oh, here we are, hotel style 1652 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,654 where the presser's is gonna be tomorrow, 1653 00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:50,155 just a few floors downstairs, 1654 00:59:50,157 --> 00:59:52,357 but we're here, we're maxin' and relaxin'. 1655 00:59:52,359 --> 00:59:55,060 - Two kings just resting before battle. 1656 00:59:55,062 --> 00:59:58,363 - Thank God I did not cancel that press conference. 1657 00:59:58,365 --> 01:00:00,666 They wanted me to cancel it and I said no 1658 01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:02,167 and this is why. 1659 01:00:02,169 --> 01:00:05,304 You and I, my friend, are gonna be in high demand. 1660 01:00:05,306 --> 01:00:07,206 They're gonna want us on all the shows. 1661 01:00:07,208 --> 01:00:08,140 - Oh, yeah. 1662 01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:09,777 - This is time to kind of chill. 1663 01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:24,423 - Should I wake him? 1664 01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:26,925 He sounds like he's fuckin' dyin'. 1665 01:00:26,927 --> 01:00:28,360 What do we do? 1666 01:00:28,362 --> 01:00:29,728 - Yeah, I don't think he's breathing. 1667 01:00:29,730 --> 01:00:30,996 - I should probably wake him. - Yeah. 1668 01:00:30,998 --> 01:00:33,065 - Yo, yo, yo. 1669 01:00:33,067 --> 01:00:34,902 - Oh, oh, hey, hey, I'm here. 1670 01:00:37,738 --> 01:00:38,272 Did I fall asleep? 1671 01:00:41,175 --> 01:00:42,276 Sorry about that. 1672 01:00:46,213 --> 01:00:48,347 Oh, it's all about the press conference. 1673 01:00:48,349 --> 01:00:52,351 Yeah, that's the coupe de gras, 1674 01:00:52,353 --> 01:00:55,354 where it's me in my element. 1675 01:00:55,356 --> 01:00:58,323 I'm up there, I am controlling the room. 1676 01:00:58,325 --> 01:01:02,761 I am playing them all like a little fiddle. 1677 01:01:04,798 --> 01:01:06,999 So, here's what we're looking at. 1678 01:01:07,001 --> 01:01:07,866 Breakfast is on the way. - Break it down. 1679 01:01:07,868 --> 01:01:10,936 - It's 9:11 right now. 1680 01:01:10,938 --> 01:01:13,438 Carol's gonna be here at 10. 1681 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,973 Bring her up here, we'll prep her for a little bit. 1682 01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:16,108 - Yeah. 1683 01:01:16,110 --> 01:01:17,075 - Secure us the late checkout. 1684 01:01:17,077 --> 01:01:18,377 We'll meet in the lobby at 1:45. 1685 01:01:18,379 --> 01:01:20,078 Presser starts at 2 o'clock. 1686 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,813 Loud buzz online. - Oh, yeah. 1687 01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:22,447 - I don't know if you've been seeing what's happening. 1688 01:01:22,449 --> 01:01:23,916 - Oh, I saw, I saw. 1689 01:01:23,918 --> 01:01:25,851 They think it's a sex tape, bunch of perverts. 1690 01:01:25,853 --> 01:01:27,386 - They're gonna be floored 1691 01:01:27,388 --> 01:01:29,924 when they find out it's about the Jews. 1692 01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:33,358 Oh, God, sounds harsh. 1693 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,828 Jewish, Jewish folks, our Jewish friends. 1694 01:01:36,830 --> 01:01:39,131 When they find out it's about our Jewish friends. 1695 01:01:39,133 --> 01:01:40,832 My friend, Juan, come on in, buddy. 1696 01:01:40,834 --> 01:01:42,334 - You scared me. 1697 01:01:42,336 --> 01:01:44,102 - Come on in, yeah, we're making a little documentary. 1698 01:01:44,104 --> 01:01:45,237 You weren't here last night, they weren't here. 1699 01:01:45,239 --> 01:01:49,942 He served us a delicious hot fudge sundae last night, 1700 01:01:49,944 --> 01:01:52,110 wonderful man right here, wonderful man. 1701 01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:54,146 - Hope y'all had a nice night. 1702 01:01:54,148 --> 01:01:56,114 - I slept like a log, my friend. 1703 01:01:56,116 --> 01:01:58,317 - Yeah, I slept like shit next to this log, 1704 01:01:58,319 --> 01:01:59,851 'cause he snores. 1705 01:01:59,853 --> 01:02:01,119 - I forgot my CPAP machine 1706 01:02:01,121 --> 01:02:02,955 and he has not let me forget about it. 1707 01:02:02,957 --> 01:02:04,790 - Right. - I almost died, by the way. 1708 01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:06,091 - I slept like, I look terrible, 1709 01:02:06,093 --> 01:02:07,359 I got bags under my eyes. 1710 01:02:07,361 --> 01:02:08,427 - Yeah, well, I couldn't breathe 1711 01:02:08,429 --> 01:02:09,363 for an hour and a half. 1712 01:02:10,864 --> 01:02:12,965 - So, what time is it right now? 1713 01:02:12,967 --> 01:02:17,336 - Uh, 10, three-four, so Carol's a little bit late. 1714 01:02:17,338 --> 01:02:18,504 Not a big deal. 1715 01:02:18,506 --> 01:02:19,972 Traffic, LA, yeah. 1716 01:02:19,974 --> 01:02:22,307 - Yeah, no biggie whatsoever. 1717 01:02:22,309 --> 01:02:24,343 - She's in or out as we say. 1718 01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:27,012 - It's the standard, standard LA time, 1719 01:02:27,014 --> 01:02:28,313 everyone runs late. 1720 01:02:28,315 --> 01:02:30,384 You're not cool if you ain't late, you know. 1721 01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:33,187 That's what they say, so. 1722 01:02:35,856 --> 01:02:37,322 Maybe we should call her. 1723 01:02:37,324 --> 01:02:39,992 - I'm gonna call her just because, you know, 1724 01:02:39,994 --> 01:02:43,862 maybe, hi, Carol, Rick Klingman here with Simon. 1725 01:02:43,864 --> 01:02:48,166 10:35, just wondering, you know, where you're at. 1726 01:02:48,168 --> 01:02:51,370 Um, we're here and we'll see you in a few hopefully. 1727 01:02:51,372 --> 01:02:53,173 Thanks, Carol, bye. 1728 01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:56,842 - How did it go? What did she say? 1729 01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:58,477 - Oh, it was a voicemail. 1730 01:02:58,479 --> 01:03:00,946 Carol, it's Rick. It's 11:33. 1731 01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:03,882 What Antonio said was despicable 1732 01:03:03,884 --> 01:03:06,852 and you have an obligation to tell people what happened 1733 01:03:06,854 --> 01:03:07,853 and we're here to help you. 1734 01:03:07,855 --> 01:03:09,288 And I promise you- 1735 01:03:09,290 --> 01:03:10,222 - If you are satisfied 1736 01:03:10,224 --> 01:03:12,190 with your message, press one. 1737 01:03:12,192 --> 01:03:13,492 - Son of a gun. - What'd she say? 1738 01:03:13,494 --> 01:03:15,027 - It was a voicemail. 1739 01:03:15,029 --> 01:03:18,332 Okay, um, I'm officially worried. 1740 01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:22,034 - Should we, do we need to go get her or something, huh? 1741 01:03:22,036 --> 01:03:23,435 - Well, no, she's 90 minutes away, 1742 01:03:23,437 --> 01:03:25,203 we won't make it back in time. 1743 01:03:25,205 --> 01:03:27,339 - We need to put some new kind of plan into action. 1744 01:03:27,341 --> 01:03:28,340 - Yeah. 1745 01:03:28,342 --> 01:03:29,544 I think the move here- - Yeah. 1746 01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:32,512 - Is wait. 1747 01:03:35,215 --> 01:03:36,250 He worked out again. 1748 01:03:39,887 --> 01:03:41,219 - The press conference is in 30 minutes. 1749 01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,090 What's going through your mind right now? 1750 01:03:44,425 --> 01:03:45,290 - What's going through my mind right now is 1751 01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:47,492 that Carol is nowhere to be seen, 1752 01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:49,995 which means I think she bailed on this whole thing 1753 01:03:49,997 --> 01:03:52,898 and I can't believe that, 1754 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:56,101 so I'm trying to come up with an alternative plan. 1755 01:03:56,103 --> 01:03:56,968 Right, now here's the deal. 1756 01:03:56,970 --> 01:03:58,270 I want her to sit here. 1757 01:03:58,272 --> 01:03:59,572 Look at me, I want you- 1758 01:03:59,574 --> 01:04:01,173 Coming. 1759 01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,075 I want you to sit, like stand right here. 1760 01:04:03,077 --> 01:04:04,142 - Stand over, okay. 1761 01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:05,143 - Here we go, all right? - Like a lamp. 1762 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:06,480 - I got this. 1763 01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,915 - Hey, Rick. - How are you? 1764 01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:11,316 - Doing well. - Good to see you. 1765 01:04:11,318 --> 01:04:12,317 - You remember our little crew? 1766 01:04:12,319 --> 01:04:14,052 - Yep, hi, guys. 1767 01:04:14,054 --> 01:04:15,454 - From New York. 1768 01:04:15,456 --> 01:04:17,155 If you wanna grab a seat right there, you know- 1769 01:04:17,157 --> 01:04:18,156 - Oh, yes, thank you. 1770 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:19,224 - Simon, of course. 1771 01:04:19,226 --> 01:04:20,392 - Ooh, Jessica, yes, hey. 1772 01:04:20,394 --> 01:04:21,495 - Hey, Simon. 1773 01:04:22,429 --> 01:04:24,998 - Thank you for coming here and joining us. 1774 01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:28,266 - Can you not stand there? - Yeah, I don't need to. 1775 01:04:28,268 --> 01:04:29,501 - It's insane. 1776 01:04:29,503 --> 01:04:30,235 - Yeah, yeah. You can just go over there. 1777 01:04:30,237 --> 01:04:31,136 - Sit over here. 1778 01:04:31,138 --> 01:04:32,039 - Yeah, he doesn't need to. 1779 01:04:33,508 --> 01:04:34,674 Oh, can I get you something from the minibar? 1780 01:04:34,676 --> 01:04:36,108 You want a little- 1781 01:04:36,110 --> 01:04:36,942 - Oh, I'm good, thanks. 1782 01:04:36,944 --> 01:04:37,943 - You sure? 1783 01:04:38,946 --> 01:04:39,579 You okay? - Yeah. 1784 01:04:39,581 --> 01:04:40,447 - Okay. 1785 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:42,414 All right. 1786 01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:43,683 - So? - So- 1787 01:04:43,685 --> 01:04:45,117 - What's going on? 1788 01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:46,985 - What's going on? 1789 01:04:46,987 --> 01:04:49,589 We're like what's not going on. 1790 01:04:49,591 --> 01:04:50,525 Here's what's going on. 1791 01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:53,659 We wanna give you the exclusive. 1792 01:04:53,661 --> 01:04:55,961 We talked about it and we think 1793 01:04:55,963 --> 01:05:00,602 that you are kind of the only person we trust 1794 01:05:02,136 --> 01:05:03,101 to tell you this story to put it out there 1795 01:05:03,103 --> 01:05:04,037 to the world. 1796 01:05:05,139 --> 01:05:06,371 - Get posting, get typing. 1797 01:05:06,373 --> 01:05:08,708 - Are you serious? - You're welcome. 1798 01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:11,977 - The press conference is in 10 minutes. 1799 01:05:11,979 --> 01:05:13,713 How is that an exclusive? 1800 01:05:13,715 --> 01:05:15,548 - I mean, because you would have 1801 01:05:15,550 --> 01:05:19,151 the story 10 minutes before everyone else. 1802 01:05:19,153 --> 01:05:21,019 - Well, I don't think my colleagues 1803 01:05:21,021 --> 01:05:23,155 that are waiting for the press conference 1804 01:05:23,157 --> 01:05:26,158 you promised them would appreciate that very much. 1805 01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,260 - This is earth shattering stuff 1806 01:05:28,262 --> 01:05:30,397 and we're giving it all to you, all to you. 1807 01:05:31,999 --> 01:05:33,000 No one else. 1808 01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:35,500 What do you say? 1809 01:05:35,502 --> 01:05:37,703 - I have always been up front with you, Rick, 1810 01:05:37,705 --> 01:05:38,640 and you, Simon. 1811 01:05:40,575 --> 01:05:45,110 I think that you guys are con artists, 1812 01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:48,415 but I write about you because I find it entertaining 1813 01:05:50,184 --> 01:05:52,419 and frankly I have the duty to expose your bullshit, 1814 01:05:53,487 --> 01:05:55,588 but if you're gonna call a presser 1815 01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:57,523 and have a bunch of reporters come all 1816 01:05:57,525 --> 01:06:00,494 the way over here and then not talk to them, 1817 01:06:02,196 --> 01:06:04,465 then I'm done with you for real. 1818 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,401 And so is everyone else. 1819 01:06:15,643 --> 01:06:19,779 Rick, Rick, you don't have to keep doing 1820 01:06:19,781 --> 01:06:21,749 this stuff, you know. 1821 01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:25,219 There are other ways to make a living. 1822 01:06:29,591 --> 01:06:31,624 It's not about the money, okay, 1823 01:06:31,626 --> 01:06:33,595 it's not why I do what I do. 1824 01:06:34,762 --> 01:06:38,163 I want people to know the truth 1825 01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:42,267 and I just, I feel good when I'm standing up there 1826 01:06:42,269 --> 01:06:44,102 and I'm telling them this. 1827 01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:47,172 It makes me feel good, it gives me purpose. 1828 01:06:47,174 --> 01:06:50,475 And I just, it gets harder and harder to do 1829 01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:53,813 with people just, they go after you 1830 01:06:53,815 --> 01:06:55,413 and they just make fun of you 1831 01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:59,217 and I'm tired of it and I don't know, I just, 1832 01:06:59,219 --> 01:07:00,720 maybe you're right, 1833 01:07:00,722 --> 01:07:01,821 you know- - Yeah. 1834 01:07:01,823 --> 01:07:02,622 - Maybe I need to not- 1835 01:07:02,624 --> 01:07:03,723 - Holy shit. 1836 01:07:03,725 --> 01:07:05,123 - Go towards the real- 1837 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,424 - Carol's here, she's downstairs. 1838 01:07:06,426 --> 01:07:08,293 - Shut, shut up, shut up. - Go time. 1839 01:07:08,295 --> 01:07:09,564 - Whoo! - Go time. 1840 01:07:10,732 --> 01:07:12,464 - Fuckin' blew it, Jessica. 1841 01:07:12,466 --> 01:07:13,333 - Move, move. 1842 01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:15,433 - This way? - Yep. 1843 01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:16,669 - Left or right, left or right? 1844 01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:17,572 - Left. - Yep. 1845 01:07:19,607 --> 01:07:21,139 - Right, right, right, right, right. 1846 01:07:21,141 --> 01:07:22,474 No, no, step only, step only, come on, come on. 1847 01:07:22,476 --> 01:07:25,076 Here we go and no, no, no, no. 1848 01:07:25,078 --> 01:07:26,478 - What, what? 1849 01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:28,413 - It's the pool, it's the pool, the pool. 1850 01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:30,348 - Jesus Christ. 1851 01:07:31,819 --> 01:07:32,852 - Thank you for coming. 1852 01:07:32,854 --> 01:07:34,854 You are four hours late. - I know. 1853 01:07:34,856 --> 01:07:36,822 - Man. - I'm sorry. 1854 01:07:36,824 --> 01:07:38,323 - We thought you had some kind of change 1855 01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:39,759 of heart or something and- 1856 01:07:39,761 --> 01:07:42,664 - No, I, I wanna tell the truth. 1857 01:07:43,831 --> 01:07:45,598 - Angels. 1858 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,832 - You're an angel. 1859 01:07:46,834 --> 01:07:47,702 - All right. 1860 01:07:48,736 --> 01:07:49,769 - Okay. 1861 01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:51,303 - You been drinking? 1862 01:07:51,305 --> 01:07:53,773 - No, just a glass of wine to calm my nerves. 1863 01:07:53,775 --> 01:07:54,707 - Okay, that's fine, that's good, no, it's fine 1864 01:07:54,709 --> 01:07:56,141 to have a glass. 1865 01:07:56,143 --> 01:07:57,342 They say one glass a day's healthy. 1866 01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:58,844 All right, you start live streaming. 1867 01:07:58,846 --> 01:08:00,312 - We're live, baby. 1868 01:08:00,314 --> 01:08:02,249 - Everyone settle, we're going live. 1869 01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:05,150 You go first, you come with me, 1870 01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:06,819 you're the caboose. 1871 01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:07,655 There we go. 1872 01:08:08,890 --> 01:08:11,626 Hello, everyone, right in here. 1873 01:08:13,661 --> 01:08:14,660 You guys can go ahead, Carol, 1874 01:08:14,662 --> 01:08:15,861 we got seats for you 1875 01:08:15,863 --> 01:08:17,429 and you can take the one that's kind 1876 01:08:17,431 --> 01:08:19,497 of further towards the window. 1877 01:08:19,499 --> 01:08:21,166 What is, when did you put up this? 1878 01:08:21,168 --> 01:08:22,300 - It's nice, right? 1879 01:08:22,302 --> 01:08:23,536 I put it up this morning. 1880 01:08:23,538 --> 01:08:24,537 - Yeah, I think it's great. 1881 01:08:24,539 --> 01:08:26,171 I think we should take it down. 1882 01:08:26,173 --> 01:08:28,273 - No can do, no can do, it's free publicity. 1883 01:08:28,275 --> 01:08:29,809 - No, but I want you to hear me right now. 1884 01:08:29,811 --> 01:08:31,376 This is the most important moment of my life. 1885 01:08:31,378 --> 01:08:32,645 - Our life. - Our life. 1886 01:08:32,647 --> 01:08:36,214 - And I want this taken down right now. 1887 01:08:36,216 --> 01:08:37,351 - Changes. 1888 01:08:42,389 --> 01:08:43,522 Don't tear it, don't tear it. 1889 01:08:43,524 --> 01:08:44,391 - Yep, yep, yep. 1890 01:08:48,663 --> 01:08:49,764 - I'm just gonna let- 1891 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,836 - You can fold that up over there. 1892 01:09:00,508 --> 01:09:02,273 Good afternoon. 1893 01:09:02,275 --> 01:09:04,209 My name is Rick Klingman. 1894 01:09:04,211 --> 01:09:05,713 This, of course, is Simon Tarnum. 1895 01:09:07,381 --> 01:09:10,916 We are here today to talk about Antonio Kelly-Zhang, 1896 01:09:10,918 --> 01:09:13,284 who is running for Congress right here 1897 01:09:13,286 --> 01:09:15,621 in California's 40th district. 1898 01:09:15,623 --> 01:09:16,889 And I, I wanna be clear. 1899 01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:21,727 When Simon and I began this investigation, 1900 01:09:21,729 --> 01:09:24,164 we, uh, we went into it with an open mind 1901 01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:28,770 and we were not prepared 1902 01:09:30,237 --> 01:09:31,639 to find out what we did. 1903 01:09:32,707 --> 01:09:34,406 Now, without any further ado, 1904 01:09:34,408 --> 01:09:37,342 I'm gonna introduce Carol Ouistablufen 1905 01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:39,312 and she has a story to tell, Carol. 1906 01:09:40,548 --> 01:09:42,581 - Thank you, thank you. 1907 01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:49,254 - Hi. 1908 01:09:49,256 --> 01:09:51,289 I'm Carol, um- 1909 01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,892 - Speak up, speak up. 1910 01:09:52,894 --> 01:09:53,761 - Sorry. 1911 01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:58,898 From 2005 to 2008, I was classmates 1912 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:01,767 with Antonio Kelly-Zhang. 1913 01:10:01,769 --> 01:10:04,804 One night in our dorm, 1914 01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:07,873 there were some antisemitic references made 1915 01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:11,779 in regard to humanities professor, Allen Silverstein. 1916 01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:16,649 They were hateful and deeply insulting 1917 01:10:16,651 --> 01:10:21,488 to Professor Silverstein, his religion and his culture. 1918 01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:28,930 These antisemitic comments were made by me. 1919 01:10:38,639 --> 01:10:40,474 Yeah, I did them. 1920 01:10:41,809 --> 01:10:46,480 I said the words that were anti the Jews. 1921 01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:52,518 I think I'm not a happy person. 1922 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:57,388 I have a, I have a little bit of a drinking problem. 1923 01:10:57,390 --> 01:11:01,426 I spend 16 hours a day on Facebook 1924 01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:06,266 and just sit around all day glugging wine 1925 01:11:06,968 --> 01:11:07,769 and talking shit. 1926 01:11:09,771 --> 01:11:14,339 I think I'm just angry about how my life turned out. 1927 01:11:14,341 --> 01:11:18,980 I want to apologize to all of you, especially Antonio. 1928 01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:25,987 That felt good, thanks. 1929 01:11:29,356 --> 01:11:31,690 Where's my phone, I should check Facebook. 1930 01:11:31,692 --> 01:11:32,658 - You guys are just gonna leave now? 1931 01:11:32,660 --> 01:11:33,893 Yeah, go ahead. - We are. 1932 01:11:33,895 --> 01:11:36,461 - Thank you guys. - Thanks for having us. 1933 01:11:36,463 --> 01:11:37,532 - Thank you so much. 1934 01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:44,537 At this point, we would like 1935 01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:47,907 to open it up to any questions you might have. 1936 01:11:47,909 --> 01:11:51,043 - Yeah, yeah, what was that? 1937 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:55,681 Because it seems like Mr. Kelly-Zhang hasn't done 1938 01:11:55,683 --> 01:11:57,482 anything bad at all 1939 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,952 and you all are just, in fact, desperate for attention. 1940 01:11:59,954 --> 01:12:00,653 - I mean, look, look, you know what the thing is, 1941 01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:03,022 this is not even the only thing. 1942 01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:04,857 There was, this is, it's part of a mosaic. 1943 01:12:04,859 --> 01:12:06,391 - One of a hundred we got for you today. 1944 01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:07,593 - Yeah, this guy- 1945 01:12:07,595 --> 01:12:09,061 - Just scratchin' the surface, people. 1946 01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:11,096 - Yeah, what are the other ones? 1947 01:12:11,098 --> 01:12:15,937 - We have heard that allegedly he molested a co-worker. 1948 01:12:17,404 --> 01:12:18,737 - Okay, who's accusing him of this? 1949 01:12:18,739 --> 01:12:19,738 - His name is Fred Zurtz. 1950 01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,607 - Don't say his last name. 1951 01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:25,144 - He said that he, he got his penis snapped back. 1952 01:12:25,146 --> 01:12:26,779 - What does that mean? 1953 01:12:26,781 --> 01:12:28,413 - By Antonio, he said exactly- 1954 01:12:28,415 --> 01:12:29,582 - Here's, here's- - Let me clarify. 1955 01:12:29,584 --> 01:12:30,749 - Why was he naked at work? 1956 01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:31,884 - He wasn't naked. - He wasn't. 1957 01:12:31,886 --> 01:12:32,818 - He wasn't. - He was not naked. 1958 01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:34,153 - We asked the same thing. 1959 01:12:34,155 --> 01:12:35,788 - He was wearing sweatpants. - Good question. 1960 01:12:35,790 --> 01:12:36,689 - He worked at Lavashe Restaurant in Beverly Hills. 1961 01:12:36,691 --> 01:12:37,388 - So he had to go under the waistband. 1962 01:12:37,390 --> 01:12:38,757 - He was wearing sweats at work 1963 01:12:38,759 --> 01:12:40,458 and he alleges that Antonio- 1964 01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:42,161 - Pulled the, pulled the dick and snapped it back. 1965 01:12:42,163 --> 01:12:43,796 - There's no way that happened. 1966 01:12:43,798 --> 01:12:45,463 - He pulled the dick and snapped it back, that's what- 1967 01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:46,699 - Is this the same Fred Zurtz, 1968 01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:49,434 who was picked up for masturbating 1969 01:12:49,436 --> 01:12:50,603 in Hollywood on Tuesday? 1970 01:12:51,772 --> 01:12:53,172 - It is a, it is a, it was actually- 1971 01:12:53,174 --> 01:12:54,807 - I do not believe so, no. 1972 01:12:54,809 --> 01:12:56,508 - That is a different- - What a waste of our time. 1973 01:12:56,510 --> 01:12:58,110 - It's not a waste of your time. 1974 01:12:58,112 --> 01:13:00,179 - That's number two, we've got plenty, just wait, buckle up. 1975 01:13:00,181 --> 01:13:02,948 - There was a sex tape. 1976 01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:03,983 - Oh, my gosh. 1977 01:13:03,985 --> 01:13:04,984 - We don't have- 1978 01:13:04,986 --> 01:13:06,151 - Show it to us. 1979 01:13:06,153 --> 01:13:07,452 - We do not have- 1980 01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:08,187 - You wanna see it? - We, we- 1981 01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:09,121 - Who else wants to see it? 1982 01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,823 - We don't have a sex tape. 1983 01:13:10,825 --> 01:13:13,491 - So, now you're accusing someone of making a sex tape 1984 01:13:13,493 --> 01:13:14,593 and saying you have it in your possession. 1985 01:13:14,595 --> 01:13:15,961 - No. - Show it to us. 1986 01:13:15,963 --> 01:13:17,196 - Okay. 1987 01:13:17,198 --> 01:13:18,631 - Whoa, that's a little loud, okay. 1988 01:13:18,633 --> 01:13:19,565 - He's gonna play it, he's gonna play it. 1989 01:13:19,567 --> 01:13:20,833 - That's insane. 1990 01:13:20,835 --> 01:13:21,834 - Dude, that's not even a deep fake, 1991 01:13:21,836 --> 01:13:22,668 it's just a fake. 1992 01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:24,036 - It's a deep real. 1993 01:13:24,038 --> 01:13:25,104 - You guys are clowns. - We're clowns. 1994 01:13:25,106 --> 01:13:26,739 - You're a clown, you're a clown. 1995 01:13:26,741 --> 01:13:27,740 - You're a fucking clown. - You're a clown, don't swear. 1996 01:13:27,742 --> 01:13:28,574 - You're a fucking clown. 1997 01:13:28,576 --> 01:13:30,042 - You're a clown. 1998 01:13:30,044 --> 01:13:30,743 - Those glasses, you look like a fuckin' clown. 1999 01:13:30,745 --> 01:13:31,442 What's everybody laughing at. 2000 01:13:31,444 --> 01:13:32,344 No, you're all fuckin' clowns. 2001 01:13:32,346 --> 01:13:34,213 Because we're doing your job up here. 2002 01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:35,648 You think this is fun for us? 2003 01:13:35,650 --> 01:13:37,049 You think we like doing this? No. 2004 01:13:37,051 --> 01:13:38,751 - What you're doing is wrong. 2005 01:13:38,753 --> 01:13:39,718 - But you know what what you do is wrong, Jessica. 2006 01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:40,886 Every time I fucking see you- 2007 01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:41,887 - Get out of my face. 2008 01:13:41,889 --> 01:13:44,523 - Jesus, come on, Jess. - Oh! 2009 01:13:44,525 --> 01:13:45,557 - Are you okay? 2010 01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:46,959 Are you okay? 2011 01:13:46,961 --> 01:13:47,960 Are you okay? 2012 01:13:49,130 --> 01:13:50,729 - Yes, I'm okay. - It doesn't matter. 2013 01:13:50,731 --> 01:13:51,897 - You. - Come on, guys. 2014 01:13:51,899 --> 01:13:53,668 - Didn't even hurt. 2015 01:13:55,002 --> 01:13:56,568 And I have to go to the bathroom, and that's, 2016 01:13:56,570 --> 01:13:57,670 and it didn't hurt. 2017 01:13:57,672 --> 01:13:59,772 - Simon, Simon, wait. 2018 01:13:59,774 --> 01:14:01,840 This press conference is over, Simon. 2019 01:14:01,842 --> 01:14:04,475 Simon, Simon, wait. - No! 2020 01:14:04,477 --> 01:14:05,544 - Simon. 2021 01:14:05,546 --> 01:14:07,680 Simon, We're fine. 2022 01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:08,681 Simon, listen to me. 2023 01:14:08,683 --> 01:14:10,182 - You know what, 2024 01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:11,050 we're fuckin' losers. - No, don't say that. 2025 01:14:11,052 --> 01:14:13,054 - No, no, no, no, oh, God. 2026 01:14:23,864 --> 01:14:26,600 - I'm sorry, I need my mom. 2027 01:14:29,003 --> 01:14:30,202 - Simon. 2028 01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:31,203 Simon. 2029 01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:32,073 Agh! 2030 01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:37,044 Enough of the fuckin' movie. 2031 01:14:40,915 --> 01:14:43,882 I know you, I know you. 2032 01:14:43,884 --> 01:14:47,186 Yeah, Antonio Kelly-Zhang won by a lot. 2033 01:14:47,188 --> 01:14:49,922 Did I enjoy watching him do a little skit 2034 01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:51,924 at the Oscars with Jeremy Rinner, 2035 01:14:51,926 --> 01:14:54,026 my favorite Avenger, no. 2036 01:14:54,028 --> 01:14:56,061 I've been doing so much reflection 2037 01:14:56,063 --> 01:14:59,832 and, and working on myself so much 2038 01:14:59,834 --> 01:15:01,800 and trying to figure out how I can still deliver 2039 01:15:01,802 --> 01:15:04,803 the truth to people and luckily I figured out 2040 01:15:04,805 --> 01:15:06,140 the perfect way. 2041 01:15:07,942 --> 01:15:09,243 Podcast, I started my own podcast. 2042 01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:14,613 - Welcome back to "Maximum Truth Cast," 2043 01:15:14,615 --> 01:15:16,048 the only podcast where we discuss 2044 01:15:16,050 --> 01:15:18,817 what's actually going on in our country. 2045 01:15:18,819 --> 01:15:21,754 We are streaming audio, we are streaming video 2046 01:15:21,756 --> 01:15:24,656 and I'm going to beg you to please subscribe 2047 01:15:24,658 --> 01:15:26,325 to my channel. 2048 01:15:26,327 --> 01:15:30,295 Okay, every time I put out one of these videos, ah, shit. 2049 01:15:30,297 --> 01:15:31,663 - What happened? 2050 01:15:31,665 --> 01:15:34,600 - Damn power cord finally gave out on me. 2051 01:15:34,602 --> 01:15:37,336 Does anyone feel like going to Radio Shack? 2052 01:15:37,338 --> 01:15:40,239 Marco and I are actually not working together anymore, 2053 01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:43,709 which is, uh, yeah, sad to be honest. 2054 01:15:43,711 --> 01:15:46,879 He was a really great employee. 2055 01:15:46,881 --> 01:15:49,715 I mean, I still see him nonstop. 2056 01:15:49,717 --> 01:15:52,351 Literally refused to move out, he squatted. 2057 01:15:52,353 --> 01:15:54,620 And financially we both realized 2058 01:15:54,622 --> 01:15:56,955 it made more sense to stay roommates, you know. 2059 01:15:56,957 --> 01:15:58,959 And I gotta say, Andre's a nice guy. 2060 01:16:00,961 --> 01:16:02,094 Have Simon and I been talking? 2061 01:16:02,096 --> 01:16:05,964 We have spoken, we have texted, we've emailed, DMs, 2062 01:16:05,966 --> 01:16:10,002 but we have not seen each other since the hotel, 2063 01:16:10,004 --> 01:16:13,074 since, uh, the incident. 2064 01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:17,845 When I, when I got pushed on the stairs. 2065 01:16:19,213 --> 01:16:22,583 We are in Ontario Valley minimum security prison. 2066 01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:27,152 I've spent a lot of times in prisons, unfortunately. 2067 01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:29,755 'Cause of clients and some friends 2068 01:16:29,757 --> 01:16:32,658 and, uh, one family member. 2069 01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:34,126 - So, basically what happened was these guys 2070 01:16:34,128 --> 01:16:35,327 that I partnered up with on Shredded, 2071 01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:37,863 put something in one of the batches, 2072 01:16:37,865 --> 01:16:39,331 some kind of additive, 2073 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,834 I think it was consistent with methamphetamine, 2074 01:16:41,836 --> 01:16:43,202 I don't really know, but, uh, 2075 01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:44,736 yeah, a bunch of people got sick 2076 01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:46,905 and guess who got charged? 2077 01:16:46,907 --> 01:16:49,376 This guy. Seven months. 2078 01:16:50,911 --> 01:16:52,911 - There he is, my man. - Hey. 2079 01:16:52,913 --> 01:16:54,847 - Come on, give me a hug. 2080 01:16:54,849 --> 01:16:56,081 - I'm not allowed to go past the yellow line, 2081 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,316 you gotta come here. 2082 01:16:57,318 --> 01:16:58,984 - Oh, oh, yeah, okay, no problem. 2083 01:16:58,986 --> 01:17:00,752 Come on. 2084 01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:01,920 - What's going on, Rick. 2085 01:17:01,922 --> 01:17:02,988 - No touching. 2086 01:17:02,990 --> 01:17:03,822 - Yeah. - Sorry. 2087 01:17:03,824 --> 01:17:05,057 - Sorry about that. 2088 01:17:05,059 --> 01:17:06,258 - Sit down. 2089 01:17:06,260 --> 01:17:08,861 - Welcome. - Huh? 2090 01:17:08,863 --> 01:17:10,429 - You look incredible. - I know. 2091 01:17:10,431 --> 01:17:12,297 - Maybe I should go to prison. 2092 01:17:12,299 --> 01:17:14,066 - Hey, prison looks good on some people. 2093 01:17:14,068 --> 01:17:15,367 - It does. 2094 01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:17,002 - You bring what I asked for? 2095 01:17:17,004 --> 01:17:18,036 - I did. 2096 01:17:18,038 --> 01:17:19,271 So, here's the deal. - Yeah. 2097 01:17:19,273 --> 01:17:20,439 - It's in my left sock and I think 2098 01:17:20,441 --> 01:17:22,207 you should start sneezing or something 2099 01:17:22,209 --> 01:17:24,943 and then I can, when that guard walks past us again 2100 01:17:24,945 --> 01:17:26,145 I'm gonna just do a little hand off. 2101 01:17:26,147 --> 01:17:27,079 - Oh, there's literally no need to do that. 2102 01:17:27,081 --> 01:17:29,281 It's a minimum security, a detention center, 2103 01:17:29,283 --> 01:17:31,016 you can just pass it to me. 2104 01:17:31,018 --> 01:17:32,151 - Oh- 2105 01:17:32,153 --> 01:17:32,951 - You're allowed to get stuff, right. 2106 01:17:32,953 --> 01:17:34,753 - Here we go. 2107 01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:35,888 This was unnecessary. 2108 01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:37,789 - Yeah, you wear your big socks. 2109 01:17:37,791 --> 01:17:39,458 - Big socks to bring you chicken breasts 2110 01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:41,226 as requested right there. 2111 01:17:41,228 --> 01:17:43,795 - Those are, uh, those are raw, those are pretty raw. 2112 01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:44,830 - Yeah. 2113 01:17:44,832 --> 01:17:46,231 - You didn't cook them? 2114 01:17:46,233 --> 01:17:47,466 - Did you want me to? 2115 01:17:47,468 --> 01:17:48,901 - Yeah, I can't cook them in here. 2116 01:17:48,903 --> 01:17:51,803 What do you think I have like a fuckin' stove? 2117 01:17:51,805 --> 01:17:52,437 - Oh, my God. - Olive oil. 2118 01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:54,072 - I am so sorry. 2119 01:17:54,074 --> 01:17:56,074 Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna put them back in my sock. 2120 01:17:56,076 --> 01:17:57,075 - No, no, no. - I'll bring them back. 2121 01:17:57,077 --> 01:17:58,777 - Honestly, it's not worth it 2122 01:17:58,779 --> 01:18:00,779 and I'm kind of desperate. I'll, I can put it in the toilet, 2123 01:18:00,781 --> 01:18:02,147 it might be cold enough, they might keep. 2124 01:18:02,149 --> 01:18:04,483 Fine, I'll figure it out, you know. 2125 01:18:04,485 --> 01:18:06,118 I actually wanna talk to you about something 2126 01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:08,754 that I didn't really wanna say over the phone, 2127 01:18:08,756 --> 01:18:11,089 but- - I'm listening. 2128 01:18:11,091 --> 01:18:13,125 - Yeah, yeah, it's just kind of too important. 2129 01:18:13,127 --> 01:18:15,294 - Yeah, go for it. 2130 01:18:15,296 --> 01:18:16,997 - So, I been doing some thinking. 2131 01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:20,299 I met this guy in here named Uri. 2132 01:18:20,301 --> 01:18:24,169 Used to be special forces in Belarus, okay? 2133 01:18:24,171 --> 01:18:26,004 - Oh, Belarus. 2134 01:18:26,006 --> 01:18:28,207 - His brother-in-law, this guy named Ivan 2135 01:18:28,209 --> 01:18:30,177 runs a bunch of tire centers in the valley. 2136 01:18:31,145 --> 01:18:32,311 So, we're talking deep pockets. 2137 01:18:32,313 --> 01:18:34,213 - Oh, yeah, he's got tire money. 2138 01:18:34,215 --> 01:18:35,948 - Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking he makes the perfect bank 2139 01:18:35,950 --> 01:18:36,815 when we set up our new shop. 2140 01:18:36,817 --> 01:18:39,351 - Oh, yeah. 2141 01:18:39,353 --> 01:18:40,986 - You know what I'm saying? 2142 01:18:40,988 --> 01:18:43,424 Dude, the day I get outta here, 2143 01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:46,258 we start our new outfit, 2144 01:18:46,260 --> 01:18:48,126 full scale intelligence operation. 2145 01:18:48,128 --> 01:18:50,530 I'm talking like, like a whole nother level. 2146 01:18:50,532 --> 01:18:52,164 These fucks are never gonna know what hit 'em, huh? 2147 01:18:52,166 --> 01:18:53,432 - Yes. 2148 01:18:53,434 --> 01:18:55,434 - We're gonna take those dudes down. 2149 01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:56,902 Those fucks who fuckin' embarrassed us. 2150 01:18:56,904 --> 01:18:58,136 - No, no, no, no, hey, listen. 2151 01:18:58,138 --> 01:19:00,372 This sounds amazing. - Revenge mission. 2152 01:19:00,374 --> 01:19:02,508 - You're doing a lot of planning, huh? 2153 01:19:02,510 --> 01:19:03,543 - Yeah, dude. 2154 01:19:03,545 --> 01:19:06,812 - Well, I'm, I'm down. - Yeah? 2155 01:19:06,814 --> 01:19:08,013 - Of course, man. 2156 01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,381 We get to get the team back together, 2157 01:19:09,383 --> 01:19:10,816 get the band back together. 2158 01:19:10,818 --> 01:19:12,050 - Get that band, yeah, rock and roll. 2159 01:19:12,052 --> 01:19:13,318 - Not the team, the band back together. 2160 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,319 - All right, well, listen, I got, uh, 2161 01:19:14,321 --> 01:19:15,887 I got pottery in about five minutes, but, um- 2162 01:19:15,889 --> 01:19:16,955 - Oh, wow, pottery. 2163 01:19:16,957 --> 01:19:18,156 Sounds good. 2164 01:19:18,158 --> 01:19:19,024 - It was good to see you, though. 2165 01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:22,396 Come on, come on, give me a goodbye. 2166 01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,298 - Whoo! - Why not. 2167 01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:27,466 - No touching. 2168 01:19:27,468 --> 01:19:28,400 - Sorry. - All right. 2169 01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:29,537 - That was our first good one. 2170 01:19:31,338 --> 01:19:32,838 - Be good. 2171 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:33,405 - I miss you, don't forget your chicken. 2172 01:19:33,407 --> 01:19:34,574 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2173 01:19:34,576 --> 01:19:35,841 - Are you sure you don't want me to cook it 2174 01:19:35,843 --> 01:19:36,475 and bring it back? 2175 01:19:36,477 --> 01:19:37,309 - No, this is better. 2176 01:19:37,311 --> 01:19:38,143 This'll be better. 2177 01:19:38,145 --> 01:19:39,845 - Okay. - Yeah. 2178 01:19:39,847 --> 01:19:41,113 - If one thing, I think raw, it might be more protein. 2179 01:19:41,115 --> 01:19:42,848 I think cooking it burns off the protein. 2180 01:19:42,850 --> 01:19:44,182 Let's try it. 2181 01:19:44,184 --> 01:19:45,219 - Cook that chicken. 2182 01:19:51,358 --> 01:19:53,060 - How was it seeing Simon? 2183 01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:54,928 - It was fine. 2184 01:19:56,430 --> 01:19:58,930 I just don't think Simon's learned anything. 2185 01:19:58,932 --> 01:20:03,037 You know, I , I hope he's okay. 2186 01:20:05,072 --> 01:20:06,104 It's a tough world out there 2187 01:20:06,106 --> 01:20:07,274 and he's just a kid. 2188 01:20:09,511 --> 01:20:10,377 I wish him the best. 2189 01:20:12,212 --> 01:20:14,246 - So, you're not gonna work with him again? 2190 01:20:14,248 --> 01:20:17,049 - Oh, no, for sure I am, yeah. 2191 01:20:17,051 --> 01:20:18,317 No, I mean, you gotta stay in the game. 2192 01:20:18,319 --> 01:20:19,987 You know, when you stay in the game, 2193 01:20:21,221 --> 01:20:21,853 I'm working with great people 2194 01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:24,389 and you just keep talking 2195 01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:26,260 and if you talk long enough, 2196 01:20:27,094 --> 01:20:28,429 your message will get out. 2197 01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:31,365 - What is your message? 2198 01:20:33,267 --> 01:20:34,935 - Whatever I'm paid to say it is. 2199 01:20:36,538 --> 01:20:37,938 And I'll say it with pride. 2200 01:20:40,107 --> 01:20:43,609 Oh, uh-oh. 2201 01:20:43,611 --> 01:20:46,411 I got a little pickup. 2202 01:20:46,413 --> 01:20:48,080 - How you you been driving for Uber? 2203 01:20:48,082 --> 01:20:50,550 - Uh, three months. 2204 01:20:50,552 --> 01:20:51,450 I love it. 2205 01:20:51,452 --> 01:20:52,652 Love it, great company. 2206 01:20:52,654 --> 01:20:54,421 Only company I will ever work for. 2207 01:20:57,958 --> 01:20:59,925 Where the hell am I?