Nikki: Where is it? Where is it? It was here last year!
There you are, beautiful!
Land ho!
This ho, she's about to land.
♪♪
What is the most important issue
facing humanity in the 21st century?
No, not global climate change.
[ Bird chirps ] That's a good guess.
The biggest, most important question of our time is...
how do we stop...
[ Grunts ]
...the f-boys?
[ Retching and spitting ]
[ Coughs ]
♪♪
That's better.
The stakes have never been higher,
and dating has never been more treacherous.
Alright. This is kind of a lot.
There you are, beautiful.
[ Choir vocalizing ]
[ Inhales sharply ]
[ Shell blows ]
♪♪
Man 1: I don't trust women.
Man 2: I'll be okay if I get hurt.
I've been hurt before. It just makes me stronger.
Man 3: We had a connection, you idiot!
Man 4: Don't make me match the energy!
Man 5: I'm not talking to you!
Man 4: You're looking at me, motherfucker!
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Nikki: Right now, 26 men are here...
♪♪
...to square off in the most important competition show
in television history.
♪♪
[ Horse neighs ]
Half of the men are nice guys...
and the other half are self-proclaimed f-boys.
[ Slurps ]
♪♪
The nice guys claim to be here
to look for a long-term, romantic relationship.
-I'm looking for love -Here for love.
Love, love, love.
Nikki: The f-boys claim to be here
to have a shot at winning $100,000.
Who's here for love? Who's here for cash?
I'm here for that money.
Man: It's game on. There's no rules.
Who here has chlamydia?
[ Laughter ]
Last year, you guys loved our shit.
New York Times... Washington Post...
WikiFeet.
That's why we had no choice
but to come back here to FBoy Island.
♪♪
These f-boys are running amok again.
Yo.
And there's only three people who can stop them --
these three strong, brave, fearless women.
This is like Tinder on crack.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I like to see guys suffer.
I'm fucking tired of it!
Nikki: They'll decide who stays...
[ Giggling ]
...and who goes.
Wait. Hold on. I have no brains?
Hopefully, they choose wisely 'cause they won't know
which of these men are here for the right reasons...
Lower your tone when you talk to me!
...and which of them are f-boys.
You're not built for this. Go home. Fucking idiot.
[Crying] I want to believe everything you're saying,
but who the fuck is your friend here?
Everyone in the house fucking hates you!
I'm not just gonna be the only one taking the fall here.
-He has a girlfriend. -[ Gasps ]
-Are you fucking kidding me? -No way!
I hope y'all are fucking happy.
[ Monitor beeping ]
-[ Speaking indistinctly ] -Oh, shit.
Mia: What if all the guys that we end up picking...
are f-boys?
What are you saying about me trying
to fuck you in the hot tub?
-Who said that? -Fucking relax.
Something about your story just doesn't add up.
You're an f-boy until proven innocent.
Ladies, are you ready? All: Ready!
♪♪
Welcome to FBoy Island!
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
♪ I like them boys ♪
♪♪
♪ Hey, ladies ♪
♪ You the queen, queen, queen ♪
♪ And you got that thing ♪
♪ Show 'em how it's gonna be ♪
♪ Hey, ladies ♪
Are you ready?
Yes. Yes.
Alright.
[ Shell blows ]
I still got it.
[ Laughter ]
Here we go.
♪ Unh, are you a real man? ♪
How's it going?
Alright. Hello, hello!
Hello!
-Hello! -Welcome!
♪ Don't waste my time ♪
They're so cute!
These guys have all the sex appeal in the world.
Just give it to me.
Everyone that wears pink, you won my heart already.
Guys, welcome to FBoy Island!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Look at you.
[ Laughter ]
-I love your shorts. -Hey. Thank you.
I feel like I should get written up by HR
just by looking down at those.
-Oh, my God! -[ Laughs ]
Gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you
to Louise, Mia, and Tamaris.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All three girls are absolutely gorgeous.
I'm excited. I can't wait to meet the ladies.
Ladies, in front of you are 26 glistening men. Ah.
13 of them are nice guys...
and 13 are self-proclaimed...
f-boys.
They know it, and they've admitted it.
Now, during your time on this island,
it will be up to you three to determine
who here is a nice guy and who is an f-boy.
But, honestly, looks can be deceiving.
-Yeah. -Very.
Ladies, at the end of your time on FBoy Island,
you will choose one man to hopefully start
a beautiful, fulfilling relationship with.
Here's where it gets tricky.
If you do choose a nice guy,
we'll send you home with $100,000
that you can both share.
If you choose an f-boy,
he will get control of the $100,000 prize.
There is one more thing to keep in mind this season.
If an f-boy chooses to keep the money,
he truly gets to keep it, all of it.
Men: Ohh!
Tamaris: You better stop. Stop.
'Cause you guys are all sounding like f-boys.
I would never.
Sorry about that, Garrett.
The $100,000 you've chosen to keep for yourself
it's instead going to a charity of Sarah's choosing.
You're fine.
So, one by one, each of you
is going to walk to the end of the runway,
do a little spin or turn or flex or whatever you do,
and they're going to judge you solely based on your looks
just so you can see how it feels for once in your life!
[ Laughter ]
Here at this estate
that was probably purchased with drug money...
[ Laughter ]
...you will be attending one of the most anticipated parties
in the world!
Brochella!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dinging ]
Each of you ladies has three VIP badges attached to lanyards
that you will put around the neck of the guy
you would like to spend a little bit more VIP time with tonight.
Is everyone ready?
-Yeah! -Yeah!
Alright. Well, let the nonsense begin!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let's go, B! Hey!
♪♪
Aw. You're cute.
Can't wait to see you, ladies.
You're cute. You're cute.
-Hello, ladies. -Hello.
How are you doing, gorgeous?
-Hello. -How you doing?
God, you guys are gorgeous.
-Hello. -Hello, hello, hello.
-Hello! -Hey!
Hello.
Immediately, my eyes are drawn to Mercedes.
He is so fine. He's fuckin' hot.
Nice to meet you, baby.
Hey, my name is Mercedes, and I'm an f-boy.
I don't understand why guys want to be nice guys.
They never win.
Louise...
I got you! You're good.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Man: Okay. Okay.
-Ooh! -Ohh!
-Okay. -Ooh!
[ Whip cracks, horse neighs ]
[ Laughter ]
Come on!
Hey!
Danny: It's kind of a little weird.
Let's just keep our distance, some boundaries.
-Are you guys okay? Are you -- -Yeah.
-Getting horned up?
Getting a little hot.
Man: Go, boy, you got it! There it is! Skip to my Lou.
♪♪
You give it the model look.
♪♪
Okay, Carlos. [ Laughs ]
[ Whooshing, whip cracks ]
♪♪
[ Gunshot, tin clangs ]
Did you get hit?
Yea, she got hit! Whoa!
-Ooh. With the glasses. -Aww.
You are very beautiful women, and I can't wait to see you
in "Broochella" -- Brochella, Brochella.
It seems like you were greeting a table
at an Italian restaurant.
[ Laughter ] Hey, yo, I mean --
♪♪
-Oh. Oh, no, he didn't. -Okay. Okay.
These guys are so fucking hot!
♪♪
♪ Give me that ♪ Ooh!
Man: There it is!
What just happened?
-Ohh! -Ohh!
♪♪
[ Buzzer blares ]
♪♪
Great to meet you guys.
I can't wait to meet all y'all.
Maybe I do like lighter.
[ Laughter ]
And last but not least...
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Is that Peter Park from the first season?
Like, no way. This guy, I've, like, stalked on Instagram,
looked at his tagged photos.
Like, I'm literally having
a full-on panic attack right now.
I'm back, baby!
"FBoy Island," season two. I am back. I am so excited.
Last season, I was eliminated in the first episode.
Last year, I was an f-boy. This year, I'm a reformed f-boy.
Alright. So you know who you want to get your VIP passes to?
-Yeah. -Yes. -Yeah.
Alright. Let's do it, then. Mia?
♪♪
Peter.
Man: Yo!
Second time might be a charm. Peter: It might be.
Mikey D: The thing that pisses me off most about Peter Park
is just the fact that he's already
had his time on his island
and I know in my heart and in my soul
he is still a fuck-boy.
Nice to meet you. Thank you.
-Hey! -Tat was nice!
Tamaris?
Um, I am gonna pick Tom.
Nikki: Ah.
Tommy Tom.
Oh, my God. Your eyes.
I'll see you tonight. I'll see you tonight.
Mercedes. Pleasure to see you tonight.
Yes.
-Kyland. -Ooh!
Here you are, honey.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
You're welcome. Thank you.
-Niko. -Hey!
Noam.
[ Applause ] [ Laughs ]
I only have one left, so...Jared?
[ Applause ]
-Thank you. Thank you. -Thank you.
Alright. One left, Tamaris.
I think Jared.
[ Laughter ] Yeah, boy!
Jared again.
Man: Two for three.
Wow. Tamaris: Here you go.
-Thank you. -See you later.
Louise, last one. Who's it gonna be?
Jared, would you walk back, please?
Really? Wow!
Thank you.
Pleasure to see you tonight.
The women have chosen...
Jared.
[ Laughter ]
So, gentlemen, I want you to know that in just two days,
you're going to face your first elimination.
So pull your shit together and find a way, any way,
to make a move tonight...
at Brochella!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
I didn't get a lanyard. I was like...
"Oh. Not picking me?" It's like, "Alright."
I know there's a lot of guys here,
but I need to turn it up a bit.
This is my moment.
-Bye, guys! -Bye!
-See you later!
♪ You make me wanna jump rope in the sky ♪
♪ You make me wanna make... ♪
♪ You make me wanna light up, firefly ♪
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God.
This is for us?!
Look at the fucking view!
Oh, my God. Gorgeous.
-Oh, my God! -That was a lot.
But, like, who is an f-boy and who is a nice guy?
I know. They all look like f-boys.
I'm a small-town girl from Michigan.
I've been hurt and I've been cheated on.
But I would say I'm pretty good at spotting an f-boy,
especially my little antennas.
"It's a fuck-boy! Merr!" [ Laughs ]
They all look like f-boys, and they all have that swag.
I come from Tampa, Florida. I'm a dental assistant.
And I decided to go back to school
to be a doctor one day.
My dating life sucks.
I think I'm so used to being cheated and played
that I didn't want to date anybody.
But I want a family.
I want to have that house
with that, like, white picket fence
and the dogs running in the back.
That's what I want.
Can we talk about how the guys,
if it's an f-boy and we pick the f-boy,
that they can run with the money?
Yeah, that's fucked.
Like -- Yeah, what? Wait. I'm like --
They run with the whole money.
Like, that is tough.
I originally grew up in the Bronx,
but I currently live in Miami.
I used to be a tomboy. I used to hear
what all these guys used to say about these girls.
So, f-boys, if you think you're gonna pull one over on me,
that's not gonna happen.
If I'm able to come out with someone that I care about
and that we can build something, that's all I can ask for, right?
[Singsong voice] Girls!
-Hello! -Hey, Nikki!
Hi!
-Oh, my God. -So much to tell you.
What are the headlines? What are we most excited about?
-How do we feel? -Peter. I'm just kidding?
-Peter? -Peter.
-Peter! So you know Peter? -I know.
Why is he back? Oh, my gosh.
I watched him first season, Nikki,
and I was like, "This is the love of my life."
Yeah.
If he is still an f-boy, do you think
you're the one that could flip him? Absolutely.
If you're an f-boy, that's your past.
Hopefully, you've changed.
But -- [ Sighs ]
Peter. You know? There's something about him.
I'm so excited to see what happens tonight with him.
Okay, so your journey on FBoy Island
really starts tonight,
so have fun tonight and tell me all about it.
-Thank you. -Thanks, Nikki!
-Bye! -See ya!
Bye!
♪♪
♪ Oh, go crazy ♪
♪ Okay, we know that you feeling 'em ♪
♪ Oh, hey ♪♪
♪♪
♪ I'm a rebel ♪
♪ I'm making trouble ♪
♪ Stronger than flexing a muscle ♪
♪ No, no, no, no, I ain't sorry ♪
♪ We ferocious, actin' atrocious ♪
♪ Not fallin' for all the hypnosis ♪
♪ Stand up and get 'em to notice ♪
♪ It's a revolution ♪♪
♪♪
-Hello! -Hi!
-Hello! -How you doing?
Tonight's Brochella! Let's go!
♪ Brochella! ♪
♪ Right, left, right ♪
♪ Throw your hands up high ♪
♪♪
♪ Let's go ♪
[ Sniffing ]
[ Cash register dings ] I smell cryptocurrency.
[ Sniffs ] I smell dangly earrings.
[ Sniffs ] I smell clock tattoos.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Sniffing ] I smell some f-boys.
Ohh!
♪ Let's get crazy, can't nobody stop us, ladies ♪
Wait. You gotta do a 360. You gotta do --
Then you gotta do a dip. I'm-a hold your drink.
Mia -- me and her caught the connection.
How you like it so far here?
Mia: I like it. It's pretty nice.
I just brought my energy. I brought the vibe.
I'm gonna be a pharmacist. When's your birthday?
John just...
"Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah,"
then, "Yeah, I'm from blah, blah, blah.
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah." Thanks, dude.
So, Mia... Yes. Yes. Definitely.
Let's have a conversation over here.
Hold on. Give me one quick second.
Everything I do is calculated. I move with a purpose.
I'm gonna try to jump in and just have a conversation.
This your first time at Brochella?
Alright. Can we get a five-minute --
A quick conversation over there?
Hold on. Give me one quick second.
I promise you. I promise!
[ Breathes deeply ] Sorry.
Alright. I'm-a go to the bar. You going --
Yeah, go to the bar, go to the bar, go the bar.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Louise: I think the f-boys are definitely
gonna come on pretty strong in the beginning.
I'm excited to have my VIP section,
where I can kind of be like,
"Okay, now you have to wait your turn."
So, I have a random question.
Do you like cats? [ Laughs ]
Do I like cats?
Is this guy nervous or, like, what's going on here?
Is this, like, a tactic he has going on?
Like, maybe he's a fuck-boy and he's like,
"Oh, I'm gonna talk to her about cats.
Like, this is the way to her heart."
[ Indistinct conversations ]
♪♪
I didn't get a VIP pass, but am I the kind of guy
who's just gonna sit back and do nothing? No.
You know, throughout my life, I've been taught
to push for what you want, and I want to talk
to these girls. Tamaris: Yeah. [ Laughs ]
Being hot is a new thing for me.
I'm not used to being hot,
so I'm fine if girls don't notice me right away.
Like, I will get there personality-wise.
I'll get there just by pure fucking sheer will.
That's just what I'm doing here, kind of going with the flow and not quitting.
-Hi. -Hey.
Been waiting to talk to you. Really?
Mr. Sunshine with the yellow pants.
I feel yellow is my vibe.
Yellow's your vibe? I feel that.
I feel like you're kind of like a boat.
Do you have a boat? No?
Oh, no. I have a surfboard.
You have a surfboard. Okay, okay, okay.
I'm also homeschooled, or was, before UCLA.
You were homeschooled?
Yeah, my whole life.
So I'm a virgin, had my first kiss last year.
A year ago.
I don't think that you're ready for any of us.
When did you turn 21?
Last August.
Last August? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm young but got the energy! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
I want to die right now.
From -- [Softly] Come here.
♪♪
Give me one second. Oh, you're good.
Mia: How are you guys doing?
Tamaris: Sit, sit, sit.
What -- What -- Did I just take -- No, you're fine.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom, so you can finish here.
-Hey. -Hey. [ Laughs ]
Did she just dump him on me?!
I guess I'm finishing. What's up?
So, I'm a virgin, had my first kiss last year.
First of all, I want to get something straight.
Oh, what's up?
You had these little shorts on today.
Oh, come on. What's the deal?
Honestly, I just wore the shorts 'cause I was like --
Something was showing. I mean --
I think you're a little out here.
Nikki kind of roasted me. I was like, "Oh." Yeah.
Whatever. You know, I made a mistake.
I mean, I didn't make a mistake.
It's like wearing gray sweatpants to an interview.
♪ Baby... ♪
I realize I find home in people,
and the last time I dated somebody,
I gave my all and opened up, and I was devastated.
And I'm tired of...
[ Voice muffled ]
I can't even focus on any of the words
that are coming out of his mouth.
[ Voice distorted ]
All I see is his abs.
I don't know what it is, but I like it!
Let's do it.
-This is cozy. -This is fun.
Yeah. What are you looking for?
I'm looking for you. Okay.
Literally, I'm looking for you.
I'm gonna play the game strategically --
make an impression, make her fall in love,
and run away with that cash.
I think you're absolutely perfect. I see no flaws.
Aww. Sweet. Like, absolutely zero.
100%. Aww.
You have such a nice smile. Thank you. So do you.
Man: Ohh!
I'm so cold. Sorry.
[ Laughs ] You're good.
I'll warm you up a little bit.
Thank you.
You were saying...
[ Laughter ]
It's a plan.
Have you ever been to Dallas? No, but I want to.
Okay, yeah, I'll definitely show you around.
Yeah. It's fun, man.
Is everything really bigger there?
Yeah. Really?
[ Laughter ] Everything.
Really?
Yeah, it is. Yeah.
Louise is my girl. She's the one.
You're perfect. You really are.
I'm really happy. I really am.
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
Aah! [ Laughs ]
His smile! It's so like --
It's just so sweet!
Cheers, baby.
Cheers. Cheers to us.
It's that easy.
Mikey D: I want to know, like, everything about you.
Once I start speaking to you, you're gonna be like --
Do you really want to know what I feel?
Yes. I want to know exactly how you feel.
I feel like you're, like, fucking "Jersey Shore,"
like, fucking Pauly D.
Like, as soon as I saw you,
I'm like, "He has to be from Jersey."
Why did you say that? And you're Italian.
I'm not actually. No?
No. I'm an Armenian. I'm not even Italian.
[ Speaking Armenian ]
Baby. You want some baklava? I'll cook it for you right now.
I'm the onion that just keeps fuckin'...
Why are you here?
To find love. To find love?
Yeah. Take me on a date, baby. Take me out to dinner.
We will see. Okay.
♪♪
I came in here to get noticed,
and I'm jumping in to make a big splash.
Mia!
-Here you go. -Thank you.
John: I'm feeling good right now 'cause I did what I could do.
I love the chase.
Thank you for... Mia!
...giving me this. I'm honored.
No problem.
Uh, it brings back memories.
[ Both laugh ] John: Mia!
So, I was wondering if I can, like, show you around.
Yeah. Let's go.
Yeah. Let's do that. Let's do that, then.
[ Inhales shakily ]
Okay.
Peter: Yeah.
Well, he, like, grabbed my hand, pulled me up.
And we're just gonna go upstairs.
I'm like, "This is it." You know?
Yeah, just a couple of bedrooms here. Uh-huh.
Aah! [ Laughs ]
Let me ask you. Have you ever dated an Asian guy before?
-Yeah. -You have?
I have. Have you ever dated a Black girl before?
I have. I have.
I feel like Black and Asian people, we're just --
Make beautiful babies.
Hey, listen. She said it.
[ Laughs ] I said it, not him.
She said it. She said "beautiful babies," not me.
I did. I did.
But I eventually would love to have a family,
you know, settle down, have some kids.
I'm trying to figure out, like, if he's really an f-boy or not,
but at the same time, it's, like, the way he looks,
the way he walks... I'm fucked.
I am big fucked.
[ Laughs ]
What? What?
Uh, it's just kind of, like, surreal for me
to be back, honestly.
Why?
I don't know, man. It just -- I'm here again.
You are.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I have changed.
I have. But listen.
I know actions speak louder than words. I'm big --
Action speaks louder.
I'm big on that. And just let me show you.
We're having this great conversation.
I see -- I'm looking at her beautiful face and her lips.
Oh, my gosh. And I'm just --
In my mind, I'm like... "I want to kiss her."
♪♪
♪ You're just like magic ♪
♪ Not sure what it is, but, baby, you have it ♪
♪ Life's better ever since you happened ♪
I was like, "Oh, no. This is something good."
I was mind-blown.
♪ Make the night last till the sunshine, girl ♪
-That's our room! -That's my room!
[ Laughter ]
Peter Park kissing Mia on night one?!
F-boy red flag. Come on. [ Siren wails ]
Wave it! Put in the air! This dude hasn't changed.
♪ Tonight I'm hypnotized by you ♪
John: Mia!
[ Choir vocalizing ]
♪♪
[ Man singing in Spanish ]
Hey, guys!
[ Indistinct conversations ]
♪♪
Mia: Good to see you guys. What's up? What's up? What's up?
-What's up, boo? -Hey.
-Hey, guys. What's up? -How are you?
-Hello. -Oh. Hey.
-How are you? -Hi. Good. How are you?
-Very good. You look great. -Thank you. Nice to see you.
-You want to lay down? -Oh, sure. Thank you.
Good to see you. I'm giving hugs over here.
We can share.
Are you excited for today?
Yeah. Today we might want to do something fun.
I'm totally down.
Do you want to come to my world and see what's up?
Let's go.
[ Laughs ] Come here. Come with me.
Let's do it.
Benedict came out of nowhere and kind of swooped in.
Checkmate, you know? You know what I'm saying?
It's a nice move, but I don't think he got much on me.
Hello, everyone!
Hey.
-Hello. -How you doing?
-Good. -You look good.
How's everyone? You guys look so amazing.
I'm gonna sit right here. How are you guys doing?
-Good. How are you? -We're chilling.
Good! So, I hope you don't mind,
but I'm gonna ask you on a date today.
-For sure. Let's go. -We're gonna have so much fun.
-I agree. Let's do it. -Alright. Let's go.
Let's get started. I'll see you guys later on.
-I'll see y'all later. -Bye, Tamaris.
Thank you!
-Did they talk much at all? -I didn't think they did.
Maybe the girls are gonna take guys on dates
that they didn't get the chance to talk to.
Ben didn't talk to Louise. They didn't talk a whole lot.
So maybe that's the game plan.
That might be -- That might be what's going on.
So, Peter...
-Okay. -You want to go?
-Hey! -Let's go.
Mia: Let's go.
Oh, shit!
Don't mess up, Peter! We right here, baby!
-Be right here waiting for you! -I'm no fuck-boy.
Mikey D: Hey, you make her upset, I'm coming after you.
♪ We can be naughty right now ♪
♪ Na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
Okay. let's cut to the chase. Like -- Hit me.
Why'd you choose to come on the island?
Hmm...
To find love.
So, what do you do? I'm a comedian.
Okay. So, what's that life like?
It's a lot of nightlife.
Has it affected your relationships?
Uh...
I'd say yes.
But, like, funny guys bring girls around a lot, don't they?
Oh, it just depends on what you're into.
I usually -- I get in, get out, do it.
Yeah. And then move on to the next thing.
Yeah.
But otherwise, that's a lot of long-distance stuff.
Like, are you good with that? I mean --
It's a lot of communication.
It's a lot of communication, a lot of trust.
I'm down with that. Feel it out.
Are you down with that?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Okay, cool.
I'm confused.
One wave, he's the nice guy.
The next, he's like a fuck-boy.
But I'm hoping that he's a nice guy.
You want to grab some blankets and go out there?
Yeah, let's go out there. Let's go.
♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
♪ Na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, we can be naughty right now ♪
I'm glad you came today. Um...
I mean, I brought you here 'cause I wanted to figure out
if you're a nice guy or what's the deal, you know?
-Yeah. Thanks for having me. -Yeah.
Were you gonna shake my hand?
Well, I was gonna look at you in the eyes.
♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
Louise: He's so awkward.
Like, it's all about the timing, and he just --
he just misses it slightly.
I thought he was a fuck-boy,
and now I don't know.
I don't know.
♪♪
Tamaris: Have you done it before?
-No, but I'm juiced! -Juiced?
I hope that Jabriane sees
that Tamaris is a real, genuine person.
You shouldn't hurt her, 'cause she's not gonna hurt you.
Unless you hurt me. And then I hurt you.
[ Laughs ]
Ah, shit! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Aah!
-I knew it! -You did it!
I don't fall! [ Laughs ]
You know what? Who cares? We're just here to have fun.
I've been snowboarding plenty times.
I think -- I actually think I'm pretty dope at it.
I could probably go to the Olympics.
[ Tamaris screams ]
[ Thud ]
Probably not, so it's whatever.
[ Laughter ]
The board said, "Nah, bro."
I'm gonna beat your ass. Let's go. Yeah.
♪ Let's go do it, should we do it? ♪
I'm stuck now!
I beat you!
Jabriane: For sure. You want -- [ Laughs ]
You know, I came from literally nothing,
and sometimes I'm super hard in letting people in.
Like, I don't trust people. Yeah, for sure.
But I think you grow out of that and you get to learn.
Yeah, yeah, I agree. In college and in high school
playing football and sports and stuff,
I was so full of myself. Just, you know --
I was like, well, I'm the dopest dude ever.
Like, I got humbled the first time
I broke my clavicle, and I'm legit not, like --
I got humbled. Life humbled me. I became an adult.
Jabriane definitely surprised me today.
He wanted to open up. He wanted to share.
He was genuine. And I love that.
But in the back of my head... [ Sighs ]
...any guy can be an f-boy.
♪♪
Mia: You ready?
Wait. What am I ready for?
Whatever we're about to do. Ohh.
Oh, my God. This what we doing?!
Yeah. ATV. No way! Oh, my God.
You know, I really don't know Peter,
if he's still an f-boy, if he's still a nice guy,
and it's time for me to figure that out
with this one-on-one date.
You ready to go for this drive?
Yeah, let's do it. Whoo!
[ Engine revs ]
♪♪
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
Whoo!
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
♪♪
Oh, my gosh.
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
[ Bird screeches ]
You want me to drive over that?
Wait. Seriously?
I'm thinking that my life is over.
'Cause I don't do heights.
Oh, my God. [ Chuckles ] Oh, shit.
[ Peter screaming ]
[ Mia laughs ]
♪♪
Oh, my God. Yo.
♪ Pullin' up... ♪
♪ Time's up for the ones who didn't see ya ♪
♪♪
Hi. How are you? Hi.
Hello, beautiful. How you doing?
-Hey. -Hey, guys. Hi.
Louise: When we get to the house,
you can just feel in the air that there is tension.
Mia and Peter are nowhere to be found.
Mia chose him from the beginning,
and I think some of the guys feel threatened.
Can I ask you guys something?
What do you guys think Peter's intentions are?
♪♪
I feel like, right, he came off,
like, as soon as I met him, already playing the game.
Alright, but what do you mean by that?
Like, I need to know everything.
If you're gonna say something, say it.
He's like, "Oh, so, what do you think
about the girls, blah, blah, blah?"
He's like, "I don't think like they're all that.
Like, I felt like before they were better, like on last season."
Man: He was more attracted to last season. What?
-I felt like -- -I never heard that.
And he said that about all the girls.
I think Mikey's just trying to stir shit up.
He's either really not about it
or he's trying to play the game to get other people's reactions.
And, realistically, you girls are our season.
You guys are our island girls, baby!
[ Laughs ]
There's dudes that really want to get to know Mia,
and we really haven't had that opportunity since Pete came in.
At the end of the day, she's her own woman.
She's gonna either go for it or not go for it.
And you guys can't be upset if she ends up going for it.
Tamaris: I feel like I'm in high school.
You want her so bad, go, talk to her,
make her change her mind about Peter.
Can I have a moment with you outside if you don't mind?
-Wow. -[ Coughs loudly ]
Tamaris: Right away! I just don't want to talk about Peter.
Let's, like, not start this drama right now
because that's negative vibes and I don't like that.
Yeah. You can go, Niko, and go take her and then --
-Would that be okay? -Yeah.
-Thank you. Appreciate it. -Let's go.
Mind if I take you for a second?
-I'm here with you. -Boom!
I'm here with you...
Girls want to hear tea time.
They wanted to hear what I had to say.
And what's the first thing that Niko does?
He's like, "Hey, Louise, can I get you for a second?"
Back in New York, you get your ass kicked for shit like that.
You want to talk about it?
Nah, bro, I'm just tight. Because you know what?
I really thought that everyone was gonna have our backs.
Yeah. Hold on. Let me just tell you the plan real quick.
Okay? When Peter gets here --
Peter? I want him to try to admit
to me that he is an f-boy.
The beast from the east. Beast from the east, bro.
You already know that. Yeah.
♪♪
I'm gonna be honest with you. Be honest.
Gonna be completely honest with you. So, when I came here,
I didn't know who I liked initially, right?
Okay. You guys are all beautiful.
But as soon as I got to talk to you guys,
I realized really quickly that I only have my eyes on one girl.
Okay. I'm gonna be completely honest.
This is not being cheesy or I'm not joking about anything.
I'm being completely honest.
Like, I feel like we have a lot of things in common,
and I really like that about you.
I don't know. Like, earlier I know I kissed you on the cheek
because I don't kiss on the first date.
It's just, like, who I am. Mm-hmm.
But I think this is... the second date.
Is it? [ Giggles ]
♪♪
-Talk to you later? -Yeah.
Okay. You can hold onto the jacket.
Alright. Thank you. Yep.
Peter had his shot.
Why is he back here getting a second chance
when we're all on our first chance?
I know you hot, but it's gonna --
it's gonna behoove you not to --
I know. I know. And you know what pissed me off?
Is that when we had the opportunity --
Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out.
Hear me out. Real quick, bro. Real quick. I agree.
I'm looking out for Mia. That's it.
For sure. -I'm looking out for Mia
because in my intentions, bro, she's our island.
This is about to be a red flag. I know it.
I've never had a girlfriend.
[ Alarm blaring ]
This ain't something I would normally do.
I don't talk to somebody for the first time and tell them,
"Oh, yeah, I ain't never had a girlfriend before."
Because that's one of the reasons
why I ain't never had a fucking girlfriend before.
Okay, so you -- But I've been in, like, situation-ships.
Situation-ships?! I wasn't the person --
Wait, wait! What is that, situation-ships?
I'm a side nigga.
Like, that's so bad!
Isn't that bad? You're boyfriend number two.
Yeah, but, like, when you first came out,
I'm like, "Oh, shit. She got the pink hair.
Like, the whole fit and everything."
And I'm just like -- you kind of look like a fucking rock star.
-Like, for one, where's Mia? -Like, bro, I don't know, bro.
So it seems like 26 on 2.
Where is she?!
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
I had a wonderful time.
That's great. That's great to hear. I'm glad.
-Did you? -I had the time of my life.
And hearing you scream over that bridge was like --
I'm sorry. "Scream"? I mean --
Nobody was screaming.
[ Peter screaming ]
Okay. maybe one time.
What are you doing back here?
What am I doing back here? Uh-huh.
How should I answer that? Hmm...
I'm a nice guy.
I'm here for a genuine connection and I want to --
I want to explore that.
Every second counts, right?
Every second.
♪♪
I think my feelings for Peter have elevated to a new level.
But don't get me wrong -- I am still skeptical about Peter.
Like, I still fear that he is an f-boy,
and I really didn't want to tame an f-boy,
but I guess if it's Peter, I'm gonna have to.
♪♪
-Pistol Pete! -Yo, what's up? What's up?
You're a little late to the party, dawg. Where you been?
-Hey! What's up? -What's up, y'all?
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Man: Hey, you got a watch on you? You're a little late, man.
Oh. Here we go. Interrogation. Interrogation.
Hold up. Hold up.
Let's have a convo. Let's have a convo.
Come on, come on.
We can do it over here. Come on.
Peter: There's so many targets on my back.
These guys are out to get me right now,
and I'm not afraid or threatened.
How was your date? Let's get started with that.
It was one for the books, for sure.
Was it? I'm definitely vibing with her, man.
We have a very genuine and strong connection. So --
Are you talking, like, "all eggs in one basket,
blinders on" Mia only? You can't even look him in the eye
and tell him you have a strong connection.
I'm exhausted, bro. Yeah, we had a long day.
So, just look him in the eye and tell him...
Yeah, just do it so Mikey will shut up, man.
We want to make sure she's okay.
-Yeah. -Trust me.
She's in good hands. We have a strong connection.
-You do? -I believe that.
So, if you want to try, you got to try hard.
-Hey, yo. -I don't have to try.
As soon as we came in, the guys were like,
"What's the intention of Peter and Mia?
Because Peter was saying that the girls from last season
are way better than this season."
And that he's -- Yeah.
I don't know if they're lying.
I don't know if they're protecting me.
If Peter's lying, then I'll find out.
See, like, my thing is, like, you had your time on your island.
And, like, you haven't proved to me
or the other guys, like, you've changed.
Asanté: I'm out of here, bro.
Guys are getting so worked up about Peter.
Could he be acting? Could he really be in it for the money?
But some of these guys are super fake.
I mean, Mercedes is a perfect example of that.
By definition, self-proclaimed, you were an f-boy, man.
But after going through the therapy sessions with Nikki,
like, that really helped me?
Right, but my thing is, like, I hate to say it, man,
but you got to prove to everyone that you're not.
Why do I need to prove to you guys, though?
I'm not here -- I'm not here for you guys.
I'm here for the girls.
These guys are scared of me already.
They're spending more time talking about me
than the girls that they're interested in.
You actually were a f-boy, by definition, from you.
Okay, but why would I come back as a f-boy again?
Michael, Niko are childish.
This is not "Peter Park Island." It's "FBoy Island."
Dude, once an f-boy, always an f-boy.
-No way. -I think that could be fair.
No way, man. I feel like --
I feel like a man can change for the right woman.
You've been, like, completely honest.
I didn't lie to her. You've been completely honest with her.
And you're genuinely just trying to get to know the girl.
Yes, yes.
Got you. I believe you.
Good.
Any more questions?
♪♪
♪ Watch me do my thing, look ♪
Oh, I think you're good here.
-Yeah. -Case dismissed!
You passed, brother.
Mikey D: Mercedes is 100% a two-face.
He switched up on me as soon as Peter Park was in his face.
Honestly, I don't fuck with people like that.
Jersey people do not roll like that.
Danny: Mercedes, hold on, hold on one minute.
I just need to -- I got you.
Why when we had our conversation before
when no one was around were you on my side?
Did I ever tell y'all
that I don't like Peter and, "Fuck Peter"?
Right. Okay. Both of y'all can sit there
and fucking go at him if you want!
Man. I don't give a shit!
But, Danny, what's the problem?
You keep saying you're doing it for us, but I don't --
Nah, bro. It's out of best interest.
-It's just going too far. -I'm too tired for this, bro.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, nah, nah, nah.
Hey, hey, nah, bro.
-Ah. Thank you. -Yeah, man.
-Where you from? -All the above.
-Okay. -This is bullshit.
Danny: Like, that's the second time.
♪♪
Nikki: I can't believe we're already here for first elimination!
You're breaking up with three guys tonight.
It's not easy. These guys are really gonna feel it
when they're up there in the bottom two,
and they're certainly gonna feel it
when they walk out of there.
But follow your hearts, follow your tits, whatever.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
♪ Yeah, it's too late for all that talkin' ♪
♪ Let me go and demonstrate ♪
♪ I gotta get it, ain't no time for any break ♪
♪ I keep it hunnid, I don't...need that fake ♪
Nikki: Good evening, nice guys and f-boys.
Welcome to your first elimination.
And for three of you tonight, it'll be your last.
I'm nervous. I want to stay so bad. I deserve to be here.
I deserve to stay a little longer.
Please let me get to episode two. Please.
Alright. Please welcome the women
who have your balls in their courts --
Louise, Tamaris, and Mia.
♪♪
I'm very nervous right now.
I just stirred the pot in the house big-time,
so it's, like, I definitely think
I'm gonna be in the bottom six.
I'm definitely not one of the top dogs here.
I am fighting an uphill battle. I'm the youngest guy here.
Tamaris, Louise, Mia, over the past three days,
how have your f-boy detection skills been working for you?
They're working.
Now it's time to nominate your bottom two guys.
Tamaris.
Lukasz.
Asanté.
[ Asanté sighs ]
Shit.
So I'm just kind of like, "Oh, fuck."
You know, even though it's Lukasz,
I'm still a little scared 'cause you never know.
Like, he seemed like the safe choice.
This shit's nerve-racking as hell.
Louise?
Zach.
And Jared.
♪♪
I am in total shock and disbelief right now.
And Mia?
John.
And Danny.
[ Danny groans ]
To be eliminated first is definitely embarrassing,
so I hope it's not me.
♪♪
Tamaris, please explain to each one
why they're in your bottom two.
Lukasz, you are extremely sweet
and you light up a room.
But we just don't have a romantic connection.
And I believe you need a little bit more life experience,
and that's why you're standing here today.
Yeah, you know, I was honestly pretty nervous
when I first came up to you.
And you know, it's definitely true --
I haven't had a lot of experience.
But I really -- I really like all of you guys,
and I really hope to have a couple more days to see
if we can find that connection, find that common ground.
Thank you.
Asanté, it was a huge red flag to me
when you told me you've never had a girlfriend before
and it just gave me f-boy vibes.
Louise?
Zach, I just felt like the advances you made
towards me weren't authentic,
so I kind of feel like you're a fuck-boy.
You know, Louise, we didn't really get enough time
to get to know each other, but it really kind of sucks
because I feel like if you did,
I feel like you would definitely have different thoughts,
so maybe if you keep me around for a couple of days,
I can prove you otherwise.
Jared, if I'm being honest...
we had conversations about cats.
[ Laughs ]
Either you have zero game...
or you're just here to play the field.
He's got pussy on the mind.
[ Laughter ]
Louise, I did ask you about animals
the first -- the first date just to kind of break the ice.
I definitely think we have a strong connection,
and I want to pursue this with you.
I don't want to pursue it with anybody else,
because I feel like we have a good connection.
[ Laughs ]
I'm a little confused because you know we talk,
and she told me yesterday that you told her the same thing.
I know you -- I-I --
[ Men laughing ]
-No, I know. -God damn it, dawg.
I only have my eyes on one girl -- you.
Tamaris: Yeah.
Dude, who are you here for?
I'm here for you. 100% here for you.
I thought I was--
[ Women laughing ] I can't.
I literally can't. I literally can't.
Okay. Okay. I thought -- Yeah.
That's exactly what you told me over there.
I'm -- I--
I told you that before you shut me off, though.
I shut you off?
Jared, stop talking. Stop. You're making it worse.
Okay. You shut me off.
Okay. You did.
♪♪
The only guy to get three VIP bracelets from all the girls,
and he looks like he's in the doghouse with all three girls.
I have no clue how Jared's gonna recover from this.
Nikki: Alright, Mia, you chose John and Danny
for your bottom two.
Let them know why.
Honestly, I don't even care.
I don't mind eliminating myself, so...
[ Man gasps ]
-You're good? -Yeah.
[ Gasps ]
-Oh, boy. -Shit.
♪♪
Ohh. [ Laughter ]
I feel like John embarrassed himself on the first mixer
and wanted to get the hell off this island.
[Laughing] I don't care what she has to say.
Honestly. I'm not gonna beg.
I'm not gonna plead to a woman. That's not me.
I can't do that. I'm lit on Instagram. I have money.
I felt like she had enough time.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Danny. How are you feeling right now?
I still want to know what she has to say,
and I want to still explain myself.
[ Laughter ] Okay. Okay.
Well, Mia, would you like to explain why he's here?
So, Danny, you know, I'm not saying
that I'm not falling for the Italian stallion, you know?
What I'm saying is what you did yesterday was messy.
And, literally, it felt like you didn't care about me.
Your head is all on Peter.
Why?
Um, honestly, I am here for the right reasons,
and a lot of dudes felt that
they didn't have their shot with you.
But I can't be looking out for the guys anymore.
Because me looking out for the guys put me here.
So I'm in it for you girls strictly now.
Mia: I believe Danny.
It's not like he's trying to lie his way out of it.
He's telling me the truth, and he's taking the heat for it.
So I'm like, "Let me give you another chance.
Let me see who Danny is really about."
-Mia. -[ Chuckles ]
Just out of interest, who were you going to eliminate?
John or Danny?
John.
Louise, is it going to be Zach or Jared?
♪♪
Zach.
Okay, Tamaris, who are you eliminating tonight --
Asanté or Lukasz?
Lukasz.
♪♪
So, Asanté, Jared, and Danny,
you can go take a seat.
♪♪
Zach, what about you? Did you come here as an f-boy?
I came here as an f-boy.
She got a -- She got a good detector on her.
We kind of knew that.
It's alright. It's alright.
You ladies got a lot of good choices over here.
Zach: Alright. I'm a little disappointed that I got
the first elimination, I mean, to leave this island,
to be leaving this beautiful home.
And I feel like Limbro is gonna be terrible.
Lukasz?
F-boy.
[ Men gasp ]
-What?! -No way. No way.
-No way! -What?!
-Bro! -I knew it!
I'm so happy I got rid of him!
Wait! He's an f-boy?! I'm done.
-Come on! -He's evil! He's evil!
You know, he was telling everybody that he was a virgin
and he had his first kiss last year,
and we all believed it.
I definitely believed it. [ Scoffs ] I'm speechless.
No. It's fine. You know, I'm gonna go back.
I'm gonna go back to my roster in L.A.
It's pretty solid. I got models. I got other people on it.
There's always space for you on it, Louise.
-Louise! -If you ever want to.
If you ever want to.
[ Laughter ]
Lukasz is an f-boy. [ Screams ]
Like a supervillain. I'm like, "F-boy Jesus!"
If you look at me -- homeschooled, classical pianist --
I don't come off as an f-boy at all.
So if I play this genuine nice-guy card
who's really interested in you,
I think girls are like, "Oh, my God. I love him. He's so good looking.
But he's not an f-boy."
So there's really only one thing left to say.
F-boy... F-bye.
Peace, fellas.
-Peace out, zaddy. -See y'all.
What's up, sunshine? [ Laughter ]
We'll see you guys in Limbro, baby.
Alright. You made it through first elimination.
Congratulations, guys. You're still here.
If you've seen anything tonight, it's that those
that are actually trying to make connections with the girls
are the ones who avoid elimination.
It's time to step it up. So good night.
♪ You were good for the plot line ♪
♪ Good for the, good for the, ohh ♪
[ Gates creak ]
[ Ominous music plays ]
♪♪
This place is god-awful.
Do you see somebody?
♪♪
Man: F-boys... I've been waiting for you.
Daddy's home!
What the fuck?!
[ Evil laughter ]
♪ We are the unit, unstoppable ♪
♪ We are a unit of choice ♪
♪ We are a unit that's powerful ♪
♪ Nothing can stop the force ♪
♪ Oh, wey-oh, wey-oh, wey ♪
♪ Oh, wey-oh ♪
♪ Oh, wey-oh, wey-oh, wey ♪
♪ Oh, wey-oh... ♪
♪ Oh, put 'em up ♪
♪ Oh, raise 'em high ♪
♪ Oh, sing it, girls ♪
♪ All around the world, oh, wey-oh ♪