♪♪
Mikey: These guys, they're all coming after me
because they see I'm the better choice for Tamaris.
When it comes to damage control,
I'm just going to have to do what I do best.
I got to get on my hands and knees to get Tamaris
to believe that I don't have a girlfriend.
Tom: I journal a lot about my time with Tamaris.
Conversations, quick glances,
one-on-one dates.
And I'm already one-fourth through my journal
and we still have a lot of time to go.
Peter Kissing Mia makes me feel
like I have butterflies in my stomach,
but if you don't love yourself,
then how can you love the next person.
So I've been doing a lot of self-love,
and when I love, I love hard.
Benedict: I really like Louise.
I care about Louise, genuinely.
It's almost like I need her.
I just need to open up to her,
got to get romantic and hold her,
and I just can't wait.
♪♪
[ Meows ]
♪ I like them boys, I like them boys ♪
♪♪
♪ It's caliente, that's how we do it. ♪
-What is this? -What the hell?
-♪ So turn it up ♪ -Oh, oh.
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ Move your body ♪
♪ Fuego ♪
[ Cheering and applause ]
Nikki: Welcome, everyone, that's just a little taste
of what you're going to be attempting --
and failing to do, today.
You could tell a lot about a guy by the way he dances.
As the saying goes, it's not the size of the boat,
it's the motion of the ocean.
Facts.
So if some of you can't dance very well,
I hope you have a big cock.
[ Laughter ]
Today, you're going to divide into three groups
and learn one sexy style of dance.
All right, ladies, it's time to pick
who you want to get in the groove with.
Tamaris?
Danny.
♪♪
-Louise? -Peter.
♪♪
We have this group date today and our plan
is to pick each other's guys.
Mercedes.
Dude.
What's going on?
You know, to test a true fuck boy,
you got to see how they move with other people.
Benedict.
Hey!
Hey, yo! -Hey, yo!
Jeremy.
Tom.
Dewayne.
This is going to be
a very, very fun group date.
Let's see what they can do to impress me.
What are you going to do to stand out?
I'm super-excited.
So, ladies, now that you see them all together,
are you happy with your teams?
Yeah! -ish.
-Uh-huh. -Yeah.
Honestly? I'm not.
What?
I just feel like something's missing.
What's missing?
Let me think. Hmm.
I don't know. I feel like we need more.
♪ Hey! ♪
Goddamn!
Okay.
♪ S-E-X-Y ♪
Ain't no way. Stop it.
Please welcome Elijah,
Austin, and Aaron.
That's right, fresh meat.
These three guys. What is this,
half-price cast members?
I'm not worried about them. They're -- psht, bye!
♪♪
They look like they're all wearing each other's shirts
and they put them on in the dark.
I'm not impressed.
Hey there, little guy! You come here to date my women?
Aw! Psht!
What the fuck?!
Tamaris, who would you like to add to your team?
-Aaron. -Right here, boy.
Right here, boy. -Austin.
Elijah.
Okay, cool. What's going on, guys?
For real. I'm going to have to get in front of you all.
You got to go in back. I got to go in the back?
Yeah, you got to go in the back.
Peter! Peter! What?!
Yeah. These guys don't have anything on me.
There's no competition.
They can't take my girl and they won't.
Ladies, how about now? Are you happy with your teams?
I don't know. It's just like there's something else missing.
You know? One.
Like, doesn't it feel, like, not complete?
Yo, what?! More?!
Like, this just doesn't feel, like...
like, messy enough.
[ Triumphant music ]
♪♪
What the fuck?!
Wow!
No way.
Hey, yo!
Is that fucking Casey, bro?!
Peter, say hi to your friend.
Please welcome back to the island, Casey.
Nikki! Girls. Wow.
Good to see you. Gentlemen.
Noooo! Fuck.
Seeing Casey, I knew we were in for trouble.
I mean, this guy was the babyface assassin last year.
Wow.
Tamaris' face is lighting up right now.
I got to stay on my toes and be on my A game.
Oh, shit. Can I have him on my team?
-Go 'head. -Yeah, that's okay.
Casey, please join Tamaris' team.
Gentlemen, how are we? Casey. Nice to meet you.
All right, girls. Now that you've gotten some fresh meat,
it is time to head over to your dance instructors
and get to work.
Yes.
Tamaris: Holy shit!
Casey from last season is here.
I can tame him.
I'm excited.
Let's let the games begin.
Hola.
Hey.
I don't know how to dance.
I can only do like a one-two step.
Lean you back. [ Screams ]
When it comes to, like, four, to three, to five steps,
no, honey.
Man: Ba -- wrong one, cha cha.
I got to go right-left, right-left.
Yeah. I thought that was left.
Oh, so, okay, so it's this and then this one,
so two and two? Forwards, backwards,
left spin, right spin.
Okay. Want to try it?
Okay. You want to do it next?
I got you. I got you. I got you. Here we go.
I'm going to go towards you, towards you.
Don't flip my fucking top. I got you.
Yeah, I'm pretty gutted that Tamaris picks Casey
to be on our dancing team
because the guy's done this before.
He knows the game and he has a huge advantage because of that.
You look phenomenal. Thank you.
I'm so excited you picked me for your team.
Yay! Right?
Cha cha cha.
And we're kind of matching.
Pink hair. Pink shirt. Hair, pink shirt.
I'm Casey and I'm a nice guy.
Like for real this time, I actually am.
Nikki: If she would have chosen you,
you would have received the $100,000.
I -- I picked to continue the relationship
and split it with you.
When I first came in to Season 1,
I was looking for all the wrong things,
you know, money, a physical connection.
Cha cha cha.
Why do we keep saying cha cha so much is the real question.
I don't know! This season, for me, is,
you know, how can I find someone
who seriously makes me happy?
Cha cha cha. Cha cha cha. Back.
We have two left feet.
That way -- by the other side.
I'm trying! Let me learn! Let me learn!
Dancing with Mikey D. is like dancing with my little brother.
Look at me in the eyes when you walk with me.
I am killing it.
And I go bo, bo. Ba, ba.
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
All right, guys, I'm so excited to see what you worked on.
♪♪
♪ Let me show you how it goes ♪
♪♪
It looks like he's swimming.
♪♪
We chose each other's guys to do this
so the other girls can see how their guy moves
and to see how inappropriate they can get.
♪♪
Okay! Oh, he took off his shirt.
♪♪
Mikey: Here's Tom at the dance party.
♪♪
-Hey. -Oh. Oh!
The way she looks into that guy's eyes.
Stop it. Blue eyes.
Mercedes is giving death glares
to every single one of the boys.
Like, we're supposed to be having fun,
and Mercedes is, like, taking it way too seriously.
Like, it's honestly really unattractive.
♪♪
Mia: You know, Peter has some real moves.
I'm trying to make sure this dude is respectful.
[ Cheering and applause ]
Okay, Elijah.
That was inappropriate, Peter!
♪♪
Louise: Benedict is so adorable,
and it's so sweet the way he's going about this,
and I can tell he's probably never really danced before.
Ready?
♪♪
Casey, I don't know if you're a reformed F-boy,
but I know you're still cute,
and I'm just like, "I got dibs."
Tom: I don't like the way Tamaris is dancing with Casey,
but I'm ready to step up and show her I am that guy.
[ Spanish lyrics ]
[ Applause ]
Well done.
Good job.
Seriously, you guys, that was...
a thing you did.
[ Laughter, applause ]
♪ Be ready, be prepared, make it happen ♪
♪ We were ready, we were ready ♪
♪♪
-Hello! -Hello!
Hello.
What's up?
What up, what up?
Hey.
Hi! Hey. Tamaris, hi.
How are you? You look amazing. Thank you.
I've been here before. It's a different setting,
different women, different guys, but I'm a nice guy now,
and I'm here for the women, not the drama,
the women.
The babyface assassin, himself.
[ Laughing ] Hi, Casey.
How are you? I'm good. How are you?
So who the hell is Casey?
Who the hell am I? That's a good question.
Why are you back?
So the last year's been a huge growing process for me.
You know, what do you value? What do you want in a partner?
He just flashes that smile and apparently, you know,
he wins everybody's heart over...
except for mine.
You're eyeing someone over here. Who are you eyeing?
I'm not. Your boyfriend?
Who the hell is my boyfriend? Who's my boyfriend?
Casey. Hey. What's up?
Don't mean to interrupt. No, you're fine.
But I'd love to have a time with my girl, Mia, here.
Yeah, you're fine. Come sit.
How do you guys both feel?
Honestly, Peter was one of my good friends.
We spent a lot of time. In Limbro?
In Limbro together.
One of the best dudes ever, so.
Peter's a snake. Don't believe a word that motherfucker says.
Honestly, um, I'm happy to see Casey here.
I don't trust Casey.
I think Casey is here for the money.
[ Laughter ]
I just hope that he won't stab me in the back.
[ Laughter ]
Peter's manipulative and just a dick.
Peter, I trust you, man. I know.
Love this guy. Nice to see you, buddy.
Yep.
One of them still has to be an F-boy, right?
Right? So which one is it?
Is it Peter, or is it Casey?
Tamaris, how are you? So, hi.
Hi. I just talked to Mia for a second. She's funny.
She's awesome. Yeah, she's really cool.
When I first saw you, I walked in and I was like
this girl looks like a badass and she looks so fun.
So I was super-excited, were like, "Casey's on my team."
I was like, okay. Yeah.
Tom: Fuck me. This is so hard.
[ Laughing ]
Tom: I know I have to get
one-on-one time with Tamaris,
and now that Casey is here,
it's just hard to explain how stressful it is.
[ Downbeat horn ]
What'd you think when I walked in?
Why are you back? Why am I back?
Over the last year, I've grown a lot, and all I ask
is, uh, really just give me an open mind.
You're F-boy until proven guilty.
Okay. And I'm here to prove that I'm not.
And that you're a reformed F-boy.
Some might even say a nice guy.
Ooh! Ooh. Ooh, that's strong.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Mikey: I'll be honest. I'm very nervous.
I haven't talked to Tamaris tonight.
I'm in the doghouse right now 'cause Nicky P.
called me out saying I had a girlfriend.
Before I go out, my boy, Mikey D.,
he has a girlfriend.
♪♪
I don't have a girlfriend. But I got to figure out
what I have to do to save myself tomorrow night.
I can't go home. There's no way.
It was good to talk to you. It was good to talk to you.
So good to talk to you. It was so nice to meet you.
Yeah, absolutely.
♪ Dangerous ♪
[ Spanish lyrics ]
♪♪
♪ Dangerous ♪
♪♪
Hey, guys. Hi.
How are you? Hi, Casey.
Hello, hello.
How's everybody doing, today? You all just look like
you all just basking in the sun.
What do you have planned?
It's a secret. I never reveal my secret.
You ever been tanning? Have I gone --
Gone tanning? No. Man: You'd go browning.
No! No, don't -- Browning?
Go browning. Yeah, I've gone browning.
I'm ready to go on this date, though.
Tamaris: Oh. Who you asking?
I don't know.
You. Let's go, kid.
Let's get it. Let's get it.
Kian is such a sweetheart and he's really cute,
so I'm going to give him a shot.
Oh, man. All right, peace out.
Y'all have a good, uh, day.
Danny: Mia decided not to take me,
and I'm kind of confused about it.
It is what it is. I'm competitive,
so Kian's got a competitor, and it's me.
Kyland, do you want to come hang out with me, today?
Absolutely. Absolutely. All right, let's go.
We'll see you guys later. I'll see you all, boys.
I haven't really gotten to know Kyland, yet.
I think Mercedes is definitely sweating,
but, like, I'm kind of testing him
'cause I really want to see how Mercedes moves after this.
Oh!
Mercedes: Louise chose Kyland for the date.
If he kisses my girl, Louise,
I'm going to be fucking furious.
Um, Casey?
You got a type, huh? Six --
What's my type? Tall, 6'3", white dudes
with curly hair and tattoos.
Does he have a tattoo? Yes. Same arm, too.
Same arm? Would you like to go on a date with me?
I would love to go on a date with you. That would be amazing.
You made that really awkward for me. Thanks.
Of course, yep. Thanks for that.
I'm just like, you don't even know who my type is.
That's very immature and it really turned me off.
♪♪
Ooh, uh-oh. [Inaudible]
So, uh... Ahh!
So we grab the hook here. You want to grab the [inaudible]
I'm going to hold the pole. I got this.
You know, I'm putting a new guy in the mix
and it makes me feel empowered
that Danny and Peter are, like,
on their toes right now.
Got 'em right where I want them.
Yeah, let's reel this in. Good job. High five.
That's as close to the fish as I'm going to get, too.
Thanks. Yes, yes.
Tell me a little bit more about Kian.
I'm from Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Yeah. I went up north
to play basketball in New Jersey.
Soon as I graduated,
I went straight back home to Spartanburg.
For grad? For gradding. Yeah, yeah.
I didn't really enjoy the party life too much,
maybe a year or two, but --
So you didn't go to, you know,
the Greek picnics or -- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, for the first two -- -- the field days.
For the first two years, you went to those?
Oh, yeah. How were you not
an F-boy, at that point?
That was back in my younger days, trust me.
Mm-hmm. Okay, Kian. You would say you're a reformed f-boy.
There you go. We didn't catch anything,
but I caught more feelings for Mia,
so, hey, I'm good with that.
Did you have fun?
I definitely did, definitely did.
Good, good. Thank you. Yes, ma'am.
Kian is a gentleman and he's a nice guy,
but in the back of my head, I'm still thinking about
Danny and Peter. Let's go back to the house.
Let's get it.
♪♪
Casey: All right. What are we getting ourselves into?
I can't tell you all the secrets.
I know, I know. So welcome to our day.
Okay. What are we -- what are we doing, Tamaris?
Pottery. Pottery?
Yeah. Okay, I'm down with --
Are you excited? Oh, my gosh. Look how cute
this actual studio is.
This is super-cute. This is so cute.
My little meter in my head,
doesn't matter whether he's a nice guy or reform f-boy.
I'm always thinking someone's an f-boy.
But I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
So you have to kind of put on an apron on me and tie me up.
Okay. And then I'll put your apron on.
You're already asking me to t-tie you -- tie you up,
or the apron? Yeah. No, hm.
Okay. Okay.
And you can tie me up. Oh, my gosh.
You never tied someone up?
Not with an apron, but -- Okay.
This is a first experience for you.
So basically what you're going to do is just like smack it
as if like you were smacking something
that you really want to smack, you know?
See, Tamaris, I'm trying. I'm nervous.
I'm trying to be a nice guy. Don't be.
Which I'm trying to prove to you
and you're saying all these bad things.
I think good buys can also be bad.
Oh, absolutely.
I'm like not doing good at this. Like can you help me?
Yeah. All right, so -- What am I doing wrong?
I'm going to have --
I just kind of want to smack it, again,
but I'm not going to. You can definitely smack it.
Smack it all you want. Okay. All right.
We're going to get it right there and then wedge it.
Like kind of push it like towards it.
Push it towards it. Not too hard.
I'm just like a rough girl, you know?
I know. I like it rough.
And it's really hot but I'm a nice guy,
so I'm going to keep it --
I am extremely nervous that I feel something with Casey
because I was thinking about my Tommy boy.
Now I have Casey and now -- now it's confusing.
[ Birds chirping ]
These birds are so loud.
What are you telling me? Are you warning me?
Maybe he is a nice guy.
[ Chirping loudly ]
Make sure it's like on the circle.
When you're turning it so you kind of want
to like plant it in there.
You know how to use your hands, don't you?
Did you get it a little wet?
Yeah, you need to get it a little wet.
It doesn't start working until you get it wet.
I love wet.
And that's when the real fun -- Happens.
Starts happening, because then you can push on the pedal
a little harder. Ooh!
I'm like scared that I might go too fast.
You can go as slow or as fast as you want.
Why does mine look like that? [ Laughs ]
[ Downbeat music ]
All right, man, what you writing about?
I'm just journaling about Tamaris and I's time together,
one-on-one date, whatever it is. I just write it down.
How do you feel about Casey on a date with Tamaris?
You know, after last year, Casey performed,
I mean, I would be curious, too, what's going on.
Ultimately, I put Tamaris first and I want her to be happy.
I'll be okay if I get hurt.
I've been hurt before and it just makes me stronger.
That woman does not deserve to be hurt anymore.
Sh-she's too good a woman. She doesn't deserve that.
I would hate to see some guy fuck her over.
♪ What kind of fool am I ♪
♪ For wanting you? ♪
♪ For wanting you ♪
♪ After all this pain ♪
♪ That you put me through, yeah ♪
♪ I thought I knew better ♪
♪ I knew better. ♪
♪ I guess that ain't true ♪
♪ What kind of fool am I ♪
All right, I'm going to just come right over here
because I feel like my arms aren't long enough.
I have never had a first date like this.
I still am trying to prove that I'm a nice guy,
but she was giving me those eyes and I was like, okay, whoa.
Wait. Well, how bad is my face? A little bad?
I can make it better. Yeah?
♪ What kind of fool am I for love? ♪
♪♪
♪ What kind of fool am I for love? ♪
I think it's -- I think it's better now.
Tamaris: I felt butterflies,
and I -- damn.
This sucks because I'm the type of person
that only wants to kiss one person,
and focus on them 100 percent,
and now I have two guys that I'm really interested in,
and that I kissed.
♪♪
Oh!
This is the girls' house. This the girls' house?!
Kyland, he's just so hot
and I'm definitely going into this date
trying to figure out why he's playing it safe with us.
Here is our pool and our view.
We have a better view than you guys.
A way better view.
You got the hills. You got the ocean.
Yeah. My goal for today is to take over that number one spot.
There's two other guys that have stronger connections
than me and her have, so it's my time
to make our connection stronger.
I want to get into you being an athlete
and the stigma around that.
So I've dated an athlete before. Mm-hmm.
But he cheated on me and it was a really toxic relationship.
I definitely have my guard up
when I hear that you were an athlete.
Uh-huh. Yeah, I had those times where I was, you know,
partying, having fun, having a good time.
But, you know, that was like three, four years ago.
Mm-hmm. I think I'm more mature.
I look at my grandparents' relationship.
They probably have one of the best ones I've seen,
and they've been together since like early high school,
and they are so in love, like -- Aw.
Yeah, i-it's crazy, one of the sweetest things.
That's your example? Yeah, that's what I want in life.
Yeah. He's a big family guy,
so that makes me think he might be a nice guy.
There's been so much drama in the house.
Yeah, I try to stay out of it, but Mercedes,
he's always telling everybody that you're his already,
everybody should just give up.
But, you know, yeah, there's no competition.
He's just in it for... for the money.
Like, Mercedes might be a fuck boy.
I'd say so.
I don't know. I'm confused.
Mercedes needs to get a deeper connection with me.
He thinks that he's already built the connection
and he hasn't, so I guess, fuck it, at this point.
I'm going to do what I want to do
and if Kyland's going to be that guy to step up to the plate.
You want to go in the hot tub? Yeah, let's do it.
Mercedes is going to lose his spot.
♪♪
Ooh!
Mercedes shouldn't be as confident as he --
as thinks he is, and I think that confidence is --
is actually nervousness because he knows I'm right --
I'm right there.
I'm on like cloud nine right now.
Aw. Like for real.
I'm really happy.
I'm starting to really like you,
and I like your energy,
and I like how you are, and I feel really happy that,
you know, this could be somethin' -- somethin' great.
No, and I'm glad you're here and I'm happy
that I invited you. I just want to make sure
you're not playing it safe, anymore, like you know?
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. I know.
Kyland: Today, I think I did a great job of convincing her
that I'm a nice guy; so Louise is telling me that she's been
cheated on and wanted to make sure that I won't do
the same thing, and to be honest...
I will. [ Laughs ]
♪ Yeah, I got it, I'm 'bout it ♪
Watch out, Mercedes, I was coming for your girl
but now I got your girl.
♪ Yeah, you know I got it, baby ♪
I will stop at nothing to win this game.
I got this shit in the bag.
Louise: He's using a lot of tongue.
He's giving me fuck boy vibes.
I just feel like he's very aggressive
with the way he's kissing,
but I'm kind of here for it.
I'm doing this a little bit to make the guys jealous
back at the house.
My, you better tell our boy to step back.
Oh, okay, okay, I see it.
You better tell our boy to step back.
You about to have a target on your back.
I know, I know.
♪ Your hand never went back ♪
♪♪
Casey: Tamaris, I mean, her energy is insane,
like a connection that I was looking for was definitely made.
-Speaking of which. -Speak of the devil.
-Hi, guys. -Here they come.
-Ladies. -Hello, hello. -Speak of the devil?
-How are you? -Speak of the devil, what?
I'm a little pissed off
that, like, Mercedes is
walking around the house telling everyone
that he has it in the bag.
That's f-boy energy.
What's up, guys?
Hi, Louise. Hello. Hello.
How are you doing? Hi, everybody.
Oh. What did I do?
Hey. How you feeling?
Good. How are you?
Mercedes: She like walked right by me.
She comes back on the date,
she don't even want to hug me,
and I'm confused, so obviously,
something happened on that
one-on-one date with Kyland.
So he had to be over there saying some shit.
I don't know what he would even say, like what the fuck?
-Ky? -Yeah.
Who knows?
I want to see a fight, so if something starts happening,
come get me, all right?
Hey, Thomas. Do you want to talk?
I was just going to ask you. Is everything okay?
[ Sighs ] We can talk.
What's up? Okay. Today you kind of,
like, disappointed me.
I know. Like I'm -- I have a type?
Like really? I didn't mean in a serious way.
I'm sorry. And when I said it, I felt bad.
It won't happen again, okay?
I can't take back what I did,
but I can learn from my mistakes
and say I can never do it again.
That was stupid
Game plan for me, get myself out of the gutter, man.
Every time I talk to Tamaris, I feel like I step
one foot forward. And two steps back.
And then something comes out of the fucking woodwork and then
I step two fucking steps back.
I may be going up for elimination tomorrow,
but I doubt I'm going to go home, in my opinion.
I'm going to be walking up to Tamaris at this mixer.
Tom, in my opinion, is probably her number one pick,
and I think Casey getting a date is a fucking joke.
Oh, man.
What? I don't know, yo.
It's tonight is just a little different.
I don't know, like people are just freaking out.
Yeah, it's the night before elimination.
Why aren't you freaking out?
'Cause I don't think I have a reason to.
I feel like you're a little too comfortable.
You think I'm a little too comfortable.
I feel like you think you got it in the bag,
and I don't know, like, who you are,
if you're an f-boy or a nice guy.
Why is she doubtin' me? You know, I've been nothing but,
you know, consistent, you know?
I haven't given her reason for her to question me.
I just don't want you to get too comfortable
and I don't want you to stop, you know,
trying or, you know, anything.
I'll be right back. What?
I'll be right back. Peter.
Peter!
First of all, I'm done having men walk away from me, okay?
Just let me send you home or let me send you away
from this conversation.
But at the same time, it's Peter,
so I need to make sure he's okay.
Peter's acting like a little kid.
He's running away, frigging locking himself in the room.
Peter. You're questioning me!
That is literally the most childish shit I've seen in years, bro.
Peter, listen. Listen. Mia, I fucking -- I have grown!
Pete's in that room, right? Sounds like a child.
Maybe he needs to hit puberty sooner or later.
Peter, listen. Listen. Mia, I fucking -- I have grown!
Mommy!
Peter. Peter.
[ Laughs ] "I'm a baby."
[ Knocking ]
What? Can we -- can I talk to her?
Man, I-I don't want to -- Peter.
Mia, I have been consistent this entire time.
Peter. Okay, listen. Listen, listen.
I fucking -- I have grown! From last season!
Peter. Peter. Peter, stop.
I don't -- I don't get it. Like what else
do you want me to do, yo. Peter, Peter, Peter,
Peter, stop. Can you please stop?
Stop.
Please. [ Sighs ]
It's hard. You know how hard it is for me?
It's hard for me to express my emotions.
I've been -- I've always been like this.
I see a different side of Peter that I haven't seen.
And I hate seeing him like that.
I hate seeing anybody like that, but it hurt a little bit more
because it was him.
Ky, let me talk to you, buddy.
I see Kyland's ugly ass at the bar,
I'm wasting no time to confront the situation.
What did he say to my girl on the date?
What's up? How'd your date go?
Okay, and what did you say, though?
Okay, elaborate, though.
What does that mean? That means there's a fucking connection,
you fucking goofy. That's f-boy vibes, bro. f-boy vibes, bro.
How is that f-boy vibes? We had a fucking connection.
How is it not? We had a connection, you idiot.
I just told you, you kissed on the first date.
That doesn't mean anything! She kissed me, too!
So that means your goofy ass did something.
Okay, well, you better figure that. It ain't on me.
If Mercedes knew I'd kissed her, he would be super-pissed.
Yeah, you're an idiot. You a f-boy.
You're an idiot. You the f-boy.
With your Kermit-assed haircut, you fucking goofy.
Yeah, you're a goofy.
If I took a shot every time I heard "goofy," I'd be hammered.
You're a goofy. You're a goofy. You a f-boy. You a f-boy.
"You're the goofy. You're goofy.
You're goofy."
All: "Goofy."
She was fine before she went on the fucking date with you
and now she came in mad.
Okay, well, you better fix that.
So that means your goofy ass did something.
It ain't on me. You fucking idiot.
I thought goofy was, like,
funny and, like, outgoing,
in a weird, unique way,
but it apparently means you're a bitch.
You better fix it, man. You a hater.
You better fix it. I ain't no hater.
You goofy. Bro, you're a goofball.
Well, I'm -- I'mma take your girl.
You not. That's your girl, right?
You not. She mine, now.
You're goofy.
If someone called me goofy that many times, I'd be like,
"Can't you think of another word to describe me, like or yo?"
How are you? I'm well, thank you, thank you.
I just, I'm glad I'm still here, first of all.
Like, that's what I wanted to say, like, I appreciate you keeping me around,
so I was like, I just want another chance
to, like, show you who I am as a person and stuff like that,
so I was, like, hoping to tell you a little bit about myself.
Oh, wow. It looks like Jeremy's, like -- what is happening?
Yeah, they're in a weird position.
Is he crisscross applesauce?
[ Men laughing ]
I was -- I went to school for UCLA, I went to this
communications major and then I just fell in love with fitness.
I used to be a competitive, like, skateboarder.
I'm a middle child, so I'm a little wild.
There's a lot of hand movements.
I'm not -- I'm not feeling good for our boy, J.
I love traveling, I was just in Mexico a few months ago
with a -- with a shaman.
So that's basically like part of me, in a nutshell.
I know I just rattled off a bunch of shit about me,
so like if there's anything you haven't told any of the other guys,
like something completely that -- completely different.
It could be stupid, whatever, like. I don't even know.
Like, I'm just overwhelmed by everything you just said.
What do you think he's saying?
"I can clearly tell you're not into me and I need you
to change your mind right now, I'm begging you."
Hey, Louise. You want to have a chat?
Yeah, we can talk. Let them talk.
I'll go outside. I'll let them talk.
You handled that really well, though.
Yo. Yeah, I stayed cool, calm,
and collected, bro, the whole time.
What's up?
I tried to hug you when you walk in.
You were on a date with whatever his name is
and you come back mad.
Are you going around the house telling everyone I'm yours?
I did not tell anyone you're mine.
I told them that I want you.
No, I told everyone to try it out.
I said, "She's a great --" Yeah, don't even try.
No, what? Like, I'm yours.
So, I just -- It's not even worth the effort.
Right. Wrong. You got told a lie.
I'm already having issues trusting you.
Like, this is, like, not okay. That's not good,
because, I mean, I'm telling you the truth,
so, I mean, you should trust me.
So I just wanted to address
the elephant in the room. [ Laughs ]
I'm not really laughing. Okay.
So I don't take it as a joke. Yep.
Um, I don't have a girlfriend. Okay.
There's more to me than just Mikey D.
Like, my name's Michael Dakessian.
I've never been called Mikey besides my mother.
You know, I'm not mad that you guys are calling me Mikey,
but I think you guys are taking me just like as just the funny guy.
If you want to be called Michael, then I can have that --
I can call you Michael, but you haven't opened up.
I don't know anything about you. Exactly, because I haven't had
the chance to talk to you, like, what do you want me to do,
like bat -- like, sit on another guy's lap and look stupid?
Like I don't want to do that. That's not who I am.
Like, I -- I really want to talk to you and like --
You're upset and I get that. Well, how -- well, how --
Okay.
There's other guys that -- I'm upset.
literally will sit here for five minutes
and have a full conversation with me.
Yeah. Like it -- there's no excuse.
I'm sorry that you're upset. I'm sorry that --
I'm upset because someone's calling me out
on something that's not true.
Okay. I understand that,
but you can't get upset at me.
Okay, Michael, don't be salty.
Talk to me! Open up!
Every time I talk with you, right,
I feel like I step one foot forward
and two steps back.
And how does that make me feel?
But you can't get upset at me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get upset at you.
Louise and Mercedes are on the couch,
and it doesn't seem like a fun conversation.
Make time to talk to me Mm-hmm.
Use that time wisely.
I think I've been trying the hardest to get to know you.
Ooh, so I'm, like, sneaking behind.
I'm grabbing candles, grabbing, like, little wine glasses.
All right, I think I do. Don't sit there and talk
about how you want to get to know me
because that is your time to get to know me.
And I'm setting it up right at the top of the stairs,
and like they're going to see it,
and I'm like this is about to be so awkward,
but at this point, I don't give a shit.
Like, I'm in the game.
I feel like I should go. All right, I'll see you later.
All right. Hey.
What? Are you joking?
What's up? Hey. Come here.
Oh! Come on.
Now I'm like I'm literally going to cry.
Oh, my gosh. Don't cry now.
Oh, my goodness!
I picked those for you.
You picked them?
I mean right from there, but it's okay.
Go ahead, sit down.
Oh, my gosh! Wait, this is so cute.
Yeah.
I'm pleasantly surprised by Benedict.
I mean, it's so romantic.
Stop. I'm literally like what the fuck?
I couldn't bring you to the beach,
so I just brought the beach here.
Stop. I'm -- oh! Oh, my goodness!
We've got the cheese. I couldn't find --
Not the cheese puffs.
I couldn't find cheese balls so I was like
the next closest thing are like crunchy --
Oh, my goodness!
You can have one if you want.
Where's she at? Where's Louise at?
She's up there with Benedict.
Benedict, like, set up,
like a little... little date thing.
Louise: Here. I'm going to make you one.
Hold on, hold on. Are you feeding me?
Excuse my fingers. Are you feeding me?
What, do you not want me to?
No, I want you to.
Like a baby bird.
Like don't do this.
Airplane!
Salami. So sexy.
Mmm. Oh, so sexy.
Benedict is just a breath of fresh air.
Like, I'm dealing with all these guys, they're, like, telling me
they want something with me, but Benedict is showing me.
He's showing me and I just feel like every time
I'm with him, everything else disappears.
Wait, now I got to do it.
Perfect.
♪♪
No, come here.
♪♪
Hello, ladies. Now, I mean, we have some shit to figure out.
Both: Yes, we do.
Can we just put everyone on f-boy
because I feel like they're all f-boys.
♪♪
No. [Sighs] Okay.
So what is an f-boy, Louise?
Emotionally unavailable. Oh.
Wears a lot of two-piece sets.
Okay.
Aw, Nico, yeah.
Mikey D. Mikey --
No, excuse me, Michael.
Jeremy is an f-boy. Elijah's an f-boy
What about Danny? He's an f-boy.
Brayden is a nice guy. He is a nice guy, for sure.
Oh, no, Tommy.
Okay, we can put him as a nice guy.
Guys, I think Benedict's a nice guy.
Both: What?! Yeah.
Then there were two.
Damn. I don't think they're reformed.
Either of them? I don't know.
From Season 1, all of us know that they're both f-boys.
F-boys. We know that.
Casey did say that if he would have been chosen
that he was reformed that he would have split the money.
-Split the money. -I don't know why
Peter and Casey come back to f-boy Island.
You had your time.
Do you really want that connection
or are you just here for the money?
Whoa, what is this?
All: Hi. Hi, guys.
We're trying to divide and conquer.
Oh, my God. They all look so guilty.
Like they've done something really wrong.
Well, how are you feeling about tonight going forward?
Are you sure of who -- what you're going to do tonight
or are you still mulling it over?
I still have to think it over.
Yeah, I'm still thinking it over.
We need to channel our f-girl energy.
Oh, I love that trick.
Want to join in? Want to try it? Are you ready?
Okay. Hands. Close eyes.
[ All humming ]
Let's channel our f-girl energy.
Channeling f-girl energy.
I can't with her voice.
And done.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm okay.
You look like posh, okay?
It's all to see the f-boys.
This stuff is real.
I'll see you guys tonight,
and see you assholes tonight, too.
[ Spanish lyrics ]
♪♪
I just got here and to go home tonight would really suck.
I really want to stay because Tamaris is amazing
and I just want more time to get to know her.
♪♪
Getting eliminated tonight would be terrible.
I'm pretty worried, honestly, right now.
I really think I fucked up this whole thing.
I don't have a girlfriend
and Tamaris needs to believe me.
Good evening, nice guys and f-boys.
Welcome to the third elimination.
And I just got word, Michael, you want to be called Michael.
N-no more Mikey. Michael's cool, yeah.
You want Michael. Sure.
Okay. 'Cause when I see Michael, I think doctor,
and then when I look at you, I feel like the only thing
you've ever doctored is like a fake ID for some girls
you met on the boardwalk.
[ Laughter ] It's a fact though!
-It's a fact though!
Time to bring out the three women
who not only threaten your egos,
but your bank account.
Please welcome Tamaris, Louise, and Mia.
♪♪
Ooh!
♪♪
Well, ladies, you've done real well so far.
We've said goodbye to two nice guys and four f-boys.
Pretty good. Your f-boy detection skills
have been on point,
but for how much longer?
Let's find out which three of you will be leaving tonight.
Tamaris. Yes.
Who's in your bottom two tonight?
[ Sighs ]
Michael...
Jeremy.
Honestly, I want Jeremy to go home because I feel like,
one, he's too old to be here, and two, he's got no game.
Nikki: Mia, who are in your bottom two tonight?
Dewayne.
Dewayne's connection with Mia just isn't there, it's not,
he's kind of following her like a puppy dog in the shadows
and I just can't see it being romantic anymore.
At this point, I-I think Dewayne's done.
And Ilon.
Ilon: I'm coming in with zero conversations.
I'm going to be very honest: I'm worried.
Nikki: Louise, who are in your bottom two tonight?
Brant and Jared.
Jared: It's like I'm being punished every day I'm here.
It's ridiculous.
I don't think there's anything more I can do.
I feel like I put myself out there,
tried as hard as I could to get time,
and maybe I should have stuck with Tamaris.
I don't know.
Tamar-- Tamaris.
Tamaris... I know your name, bitch.
I do, I promise.
Tamaris, please tell us
why is Michael standing before you tonight.
I think you kind of know why.
Yesterday's conversation was intense.
And whether you have a girlfriend or not,
I feel it in my gut that you're an f-boy,
and a woman's intuition never lies.
I do have a good heart. I would love to show you that.
If you gave me another chance, I promise I will prove to you
I'm a good person.
♪♪
-Hi, Jeremy. -Hi, Tamaris.
Thank you for opening up yesterday.
I really appreciate it, but honestly,
I felt like it was fake.
Mia?
Ilon, honestly, you seem pretty cool,
but the only thing I really know about you is your name.
And at this point, it really doesn't matter
if you're a nice guy or an f-boy
because you really haven't tried.
Dewayne, showing those insecurities
gives me mad f-boy vibes.
I apologize. I just wanted to say I hope your mental's good
and make sure that everything's all right.
My mental's good.
Jared, Brant, you've been here before
you know how it goes.
Jared...
I'm sorry to have you on the chopping block, again,
but I just don't know if I can reciprocate the feelings.
Can I ask a question? Do you think that it's because
you have connections with other guys or is it just me?
I mean, I feel like I get more of a friend vibe from you.
If I were Jared, I'd be scared right now.
That's the nail in the coffin right there.
I really just want Jared to get the hell out of here
because every guy going for Louise is on my hit list.
Brant, I think you're a great guy.
You seem like you like to have a good time.
But to be honest, sometimes when I'm hanging out with you,
it feels like I'm hanging out with my fun uncle.
Oh.
Definitely not that.
Sorry, that's a lot to take in.
-I'm sorry. -That's a new one.
I've never seen anyone fun-uncle-zoned.
It's not a great place to be, Nikki.
I'm sorry, Brant. You handled it well.
I am an uncle, okay, and I am fun,
but yeah, I mean, all I want to do
is get out of the fun uncle zone.
Louise, who will you be eliminating tonight,
Jared or Brant?
Louise: Jared.
I'm sorry.
Mia, who are you eliminating tonight, Ilon or Dewayne?
Ilon.
Tamaris, who will you be eliminating tonight,
Michael or Jeremy?
♪♪
Michael.
♪♪
Danny: What the fuck? Like, Mikey D.'s my best friend.
I-I can't even believe this is about to happen.
Nikki: Dewayne, Jeremy, Brant,
you're safe, go take your seats.
Bro.
Brother.
You're good, you're good.
Jared, Ilon, Michael.
We're dying to know what you came here as.
[ Laughter ]
Jared, what did you come here as,
a nice guy or an f-boy?
I came here as a nice guy.
I always knew he was a nice guy.
Ilon?
Nice guy.
Well, we're saying goodbye to two nice guys tonight.
Michael?
I came here as an f-boy.
I fucking knew it. Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, one more thing.
♪♪
I do have a girlfriend and she's fire.
-Bravo for you. -I knew it.
-We knew it, Mike. -You think you can fool me?
Bro, you didn't even tell me that?
No. What the fuck?
Honestly, I knew he had a girlfriend!
I feel energies and I know when something's wrong.
And if you think I don't, like, understand that,
you have something else coming for you.
And Nicky P. wasn't lying!
I mean, you vouched for him, right? That was your guy.
I didn't know that. That's why I'm sitting here,
I'm offended. Mike, dude, I trusted you, man.
I did know he was an f-boy.
I mean, he's from Jersey.
I'm from New York, though. Mike...
I-I hope you didn't fuck me.
Are you still going to have a girlfriend when she sees this?
We're going to go to Paris after this.
Does she know you're here?
Does she know that you've been actively pursuing three women?
Yeah. Run, girl.
Fucking run.
All I have to say to you is: f-boy, f-bye.
All right. See you guys later.
Hey. Let's go, baby!
♪♪
Man: Look at all these stars.
Look at that. Is that the Big Dipper, bro?
-I think that's Orion's belt. -It's so romantic.
I see a big titty right there.
I see two.
I want my hands on them.
Yeah, it's been a while, I think we're just seeing shit now.
-I know, it's -- -Consolation tits.
♪♪
Who do we have here? Well, well, well.
Is that Gary?
Whoa, God.
Fuck you, but it's all right. I'll get over it.
So you're still wearing the same clothes.
You guys can't wash your clothes over here?
No. What the --
How's the house been?
So they brought three new guys in, right?
Oh, shit. Yes. But there is also
one guy that I did not mention.
Casey's back.
Casey's back?
Whoo!
[ Echoing ]
♪ Hey! We are a unit unstoppable ♪
♪ We are a unit of choice ♪
♪ We are a unit that's powerful ♪
♪ Never can stop the force ♪
♪♪
♪ All around the world ♪
♪ Oh, put 'em up, raise it high ♪
♪ Sing it, girls ♪
♪ All around the world ♪
♪♪