[ Birds chirping ]
♪♪
[ Crunch ]
♪♪
[ Wind blowing ]
♪♪
Try and catch this.
No. Oh!
[ Glass shatters, laughter ] Oh, shit.
♪ I like them boys, I like them boys ♪
♪♪
Last elimination wasn't that crazy.
I think we kind of predicted every single person
that we ended up sending home. We're kind of correct.
I came here as a nice guy.
Nice guy.
I came here as an f-boy.
One more thing -- I do have a girlfriend.
and she's fired.
[ Laughter ]
I think we're getting pretty good at this.
Yeah. Really good, actually.
You know, it reassured us that we are keen on our senses.
Like, the guys that we thought were nice guys were nice guys,
and the guys that we thought were fuckboys were fuckboys.
Mia: The three of us are doing a great job
sussing these f-boys out. We're doing it as a team,
which these guys don't really notice,
and that's what gives us the upper hand.
Like, now that it's getting, like,
we're eliminating more people, like,
now we're really going to get the opportunity
to really get to know these guys.
I'm excited already to figure out who's these f-boys,
who's trying to fuck with us, because, at the end of the day,
like, we want a real, genuine connection.
-I'm not here for that fake shit.
Yeah. And hopefully with a nice guy.
All: Ehh...
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome back to another episode of...
The Douche Tank.
[ Bell dings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm your host, Nikki Glaser. Please welcome our contestants,
Tamaris, Louise, Mia, and this pile of meat.
[ Bell dings, cheers and applause ]
Today, our men will answer some tough questions.
The power will be in the women's hands.
Now, if your answers don't make the women wet,
you're going to get wet, because you'll get...
[screams] Douche Tank!
Man: Hey, yo.
[ Bell dings ]
All right. Let's get it started.
First up is Niko.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on down, Niko.
Innnn Douche Tank!
Are you going to turn that hot seat into a wet seat?
Hopefully not.
All right, first question.
What is your favorite sexual position?
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
I think we all like doggie.
♪♪
I like doggie.
And while we're at it, remember to spay
and neuter your doggies.
All right, Niko. Good job. You passed it.
[ Bell dings, applause ] Yo, oh, my God.
Next up, Mia decides how wet Kian will get.
My man.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Kian? Yes, ma'am?
[ Record scratch ] Don't fucking call me ma'am.
[ Laughter ]
I'm already standing next to women decades younger than me.
It hurts a little more when you do it.
It's southern manners. It's okay.
Do you have any sexual kinks?
I do.
And what are they?
I am a foot guy. I have a foot fetish.
What's up.
[ Crowd shouting ]
Damn.
Noam, first question. Do you prefer sex --
Yes.
I didn't finish the question.
Do you prefer sex with the lights on or off?
I prefer sex when there's one light on...
[ Laughter ] ...but it's not too bright.
Look, I can't knock a guy who likes mood lighting.
Unbelievable but, Noam...
♪♪
you made it through Douche Tank.
[ Bell dings ] Thank you so much.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Danny, have you ever faked an orgasm?
Honestly, I don't even know if a man can fake an orgasm.
Yeah, they can. They can't.
I've never faked one, no, honestly.
Most of the time I'm more worried
about finishing too quickly than faking it.
Braydon, what is it that makes you so unique?
I'm a musician, so I'm an artist.
I look at things in a different way than everybody.
Can you sing, though, real quick?
♪ I don't want to go, oh, oh ♪
♪ I don't really know, oh, oh ♪
♪ You gon' make my heart break, ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, ain't no hesitation ♪
♪ For this ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know, I still have Danny and Peter like this.
Braydon is coming up there. He's, like, right behind them.
So they better watch the fuck out.
Splish splash, is he here for the cash?
Casey, are you still friends with Garrett?
And, if so, why?
[ Laughter ]
♪ All I really want is you ♪
[ Laughter ]
That got tight.
Ahem, Casey.
Um, I can't switch up now.
I can't change my loyalty.
Garrett is still my friend, yes. Garrett, it's all love.
[ Buzzer, laughter ]
With Garrett, he's a piece of shit.
You're still buddy-buddies with an f-boy,
and you're supposedly a reformed f-boy.
Got me questioning shit now.
Why are you a better fit for Louise than Kyland?
I definitely don't think he's a nice guy.
[ Buzzer, laughter ]
Are there men here who you believe would take the $100,000?
No. I love all of them.
[ Buzzer, laughter ]
Would you hold out on sex before marriage
for the right woman?
Oh, absolutely.
[ Buzzer, laughter ]
Tamaris.
I'm sorry. I just wanted to see him wet.
[ Laughter ]
Peter, do you believe there are men here
who will absolutely take the $100,000?
I'm just going to do a little scan here.
♪♪
Respectfully, I'm going to have to say...
Casey.
Bro, I literally split the money last year.
[ Laughter ]
You think this year, Casey has regressed?
Maybe he wants more money.
[ Crowd oohing ]
Man: Kind of tense.
Casey: Very immature thing for Peter to say,
because last year, on the island,
I literally chose to split the money with CJ,
and I was an f-boy. See you back in limbro
because God knows you're still a fuckboy.
Respectfully, Peter, we'll -- we'll talk.
♪♪
Tom, when you look into Tamaris' eyes, what do you feel?
I'm falling for her.
I'll say it in front of everybody.
What? Man: Is that true?
No. I don't think that was a good move for Tom.
[ Laughter ]
God, I'm getting wet.
I'm falling for you.
Tommy boy, he's falling for me.
I take that.
But it's a little too early for you
to be falling for me.
It fucking scares me.
I don't know if this is a plot. I don't know if this is a game.
Well, today we had a whole lot of truth,
a whole lot of feels, and even more anxious, damp men.
I'm Nikki Glaser. Join us next time
on the next episode of Douche Tank.
[ Bell dings ]
♪♪
The douchiest thing was Peter saying I was an f-boy.
Yeah. Also him saying that I wouldn't split the money
when I literally split the money.
Yeah. He called you out, too, bro.
Hey, guys. Hello!
What's up?
Men: Hello.
Whoo. Man: You guys look fantastic.
Hey. How you doin'?
After Douche Tank, we learned that these guys can't lie
in front of their counterparts
because they're going to call them out on it,
and tonight, so are we.
I've got to talk to you. Yeah, of course. Of course.
Want to come with me real quick? Yeah, for sure.
Come on.
[ Sighs ]
♪♪
How do you feel after Douche Tank today?
It was very unexpected when Peter said what he said.
I know you have -- are starting to have feelings for Peter.
And you're friends with Tamaris,
and it's important that you are happy as well as she is.
Yeah. But this past year,
I did have a girlfriend. I was seeing someone,
and he knew that. Yeah.
He had knowingly reached out to my girl, to my girlfriend.
He was inferring that he could,
like, treat her better than I could.
I think Casey, he knows that I'm the front runner for Mia,
and he wants to jeopardize that. But it's not going to happen.
Sooner or later, he's going to be exposed.
And for me, like, you know,
someone who I considered a friend --
You just don't do that.
I would never do that to a friend.
This conversation with Casey was just verification
that I know Peter's an f-boy. This man hasn't changed.
You know, when he threw me under the bus today, I was like,
is he really -- is he really,
like, not a loyal person to people he cares about?
For me, I was just like,
if he's going to do that to me in front of all these people -
What's he going to do to me?
What's he going to do to you.
I don't want to be heartbroken.
And broke.
But mostly heartbroken.
I didn't really get to comment on what you said
about falling for me.
It kind of scared me a little, but in good ways.
How do you know?
How do I know? I love what I've learned so far.
I love your smile and everything about you --
not just your physical features,
but what's inside of you as well.
♪♪
Thank you, Tommy Boy, for telling me
that you're falling for me. Like, that was super sweet.
And I -- I kind of like it, but then again, in my head,
I'm just like, "You don't really know me."
You have to, like, work towards that.
Look. I'm going to do this like a chef.
Okay. Let's see.
♪♪
There we go. Ooh, okay.
That's nice. That's nice.
Cheers. [ Laughs ] Cheers.
Cheers to our sundaes. Oh, this is cute.
So what do you like about me?
I like a lot. Everything.
Don't say sweet and pretty. Say something else.
Honestly, I think you're a really smart girl.
You're intelligent.
You know, like, you're ambitious.
You have, like, big dreams.
And, you know, I love that about you.
And I feel like we're at the same place,
and I feel like we can kind of, like, grow together.
I really like you, so...
Stop smiling! Your smile is, like, oh, my gosh.
Is it infectious? Does it make you smile?
Not only that, it's like it makes me, like, melt.
[ Laughs ] It's okay.
We're good. We're good.
You know what we say about guys with pink shirts?
What?
[Clears throat ] F-boy.
Oh, really? That's what that means.
[ Laughter ] Sometimes.
I just -- for me, it takes a little bit of time for me to,
like, get comfortable with people, like,
to open up and to, like, be my fully myself.
And that's what I've learned by being here, even,
was just like, I really just need to --
like, when I first got here, I was like,
I remember I was in the bathroom like, "Damn."
Like, "I'm really a quiet person."
Like, I really was telling myself that.
I know I'm not. You're peeing and you're like...
I'm a weird ass person. I'm, like, super, like,
outgoing as shit and everything,
but it just has to be with people
that I know at least a little bit.
Or else I just don't like being judged like that.
I don't want to be, like,
say some weird shit to someone I don't really know.
And they're, like, looking at me weird.
And they're like, "What the hell, Braydon?"
Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
I love talking to Braydon. I mean, every time we talk,
it's like he's like a little kid
and there's so much in his brain,
he just has to let it all out. And I'm like...
Mm-hmm.
When you going to shoot your shot?
Well, I'm going to be looking forward
to what Mia has to say to me tonight.
Casey's a smooth talker, you know.
And he knows that I'm the front runner for Mia,
and he wants to jeopardize that. But it's not going to happen.
♪♪
I know she has something to say to me.
End of the day, you were an f-boy,
so you're going to have to fucking dig yourself
out of that hole, my boy.
That's what you came there as on the first one,
and you're gonna have to prove yourself now.
♪♪
Always love teeth, like -- teeth is, like,
the number one thing that I, like, look at.
I never had braces, I never had braces.
I can tell you never had braces. Oh, really?
[ Laughs ]
Damn, you're cruel. Not like that!
Braydon, is it alright if I steal her?
Honestly, there's a line.
There's a line.
Whose f -- okay.
So who's in the line? I will come get you.
You'll come get me. Yeah.
All right. Okay.
Peter's just pissed. Pissed.
A desperate person's going to make desperate moves.
And you just got shut down. Eat it, bro.
Are you good?
Ah. Here we go with this shit again, dude.
All right. You want to talk?
Apparently there's a line.
Bro.
[ Sighs ]
I don't care what they're here for.
That's not my focus. I'm focused on you.
I know.
I don't know if this is too fast,
but, like, I'm falling for you.
And I just want to make sure that it's mutual.
Okay. It's definitely mutual. Like, no.
I'm, like -- Okay.
Definitely is mutual.
I love that Benedict tells me that he's falling for me.
But, honestly, it is scary. You know?
I have this voice in the back of my head, like,
"Is Benedict a fuck boy?"
It's a game, and I don't want to get played.
♪♪
Yeah. I'll just tell y'all.
We were in the hot tub, you know, and we started kissing.
Then she got -- she got on top of me.
Man: Top on you? No. She got on top of me.
I just wanted to make sure we're on the same page.
Yeah, we are. Okay. Good.
Yeah.
♪♪
And then, yeah, we kissed about, like,
three or four different times.
She's a kissing booth, bro.
[ Laughter ]
Austin: Who actually says that?
I mean, I'm a new guy coming into their house,
but pretty dickhead move.
I think Kyland's just an absolute idiot.
Sometimes I think of ways I can maybe sabotage what's going on.
So what I'm going to do is really kind of rev my game up,
but I can be patient.
But what happens in this circle stays in the circle.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
♪♪
Oh.
♪♪
[ Birds chirping ]
♪♪
What the fuck? Ugh.
♪♪
♪ I'm a, I'm a, I'm a savage ♪
Are you excited for your date today?
I am extremely excited for my date today.
Yeah? Yeah.
What do you have up your sleeve?
I'm feeling...
[ Snapping ]
Braydon.
Men: Braydon.
[ Cheering ]
-My man. -My man.
Get it, boy.
Mia: I am attracted to Braydon.
I am interested in getting to know Braydon a lot more.
I mean, he seems like a really cool, chill person.
He seems like he can, like,
chill me out a little bit.
He might take somebody's spot.
♪♪
Nick, do you want to spend some time with me today?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Have fun, guys.
I'll see you guys later.
Thank you, thank you. No doubt.
Louise picks Nick, and it's obviously out of pity.
I'm not going anywhere. Louise is my girl.
I don't really think anything of it.
Who am I taking on a date?
Niko, would you like to come on a date with me?
Whoo!
Absolutely. Yes.
♪♪
[ Eagle screeches ]
♪♪
Holy shit. Oh, my God.
Oh. I've always wanted to go ziplining,
but this shit is intense. [ Screams ]
Oh, my God. I'm so excited.
I'm actually getting real nervous now. Yeah.
Let's put the helmets on.
Louise: I like Mercedes and Benedict,
but I want to tease him a little bit.
These guys have gotten a little too comfortable,
and Nick is just a really sweet guy.
This is a little way to ice him up.
Oh, my God.
Yeah. Don't look down. Holy, shit.
Holy shit, man.
Honestly, I'm ready to do whatever Louise wants to do.
This is my time to shine, and I'm ready to have fun.
♪♪
Bon voyage! Here we go!
Whoo!
[ Both cheering ]
Land with your foot!
[ Both cheering ]
Ooh, that is scary. Look down.
It's a little romantico.
[ Both cheering ]
Oh, my God!
[ Both cheering ]
♪♪
I'm glad I had you out with me.
Yeah? I'm super glad you picked me.
I was like, oh, please.
I just need a moment to, like, show her who I am.
Were you surprised?
Yeah, I was. Really?
I mean, I had high hopes. I was liken "I hope."
You knew I was going to pick you.
"I think I do have something with her."
♪♪
See? I would never guess you would be like that.
Really? Yeah.
I know. It's like -- Like, you act so different in the house.
I know. It's because there's a bunch of dudes.
Like, I am naturally, like, flirty and stuff.
Just, in this kind of situation, it was like...
it's weird. I don't want to, like --
I don't want to make my business everybody's business.
And if there is, like, a real connection,
I want it to be just between you and I, you know.
Yeah. I get that.
I think Nick's a nice guy.
[ Birds squawking ]
They don't think so.
I know, I know. He is. Trust me. He's a nice guy.
[ Birds squawking ]
Just waiting my time because I don't want to be
another guy like, you know, trying to rub and kiss on you.
But, like, in public, like, you know.
Outside of here would be, like, all day.
[ Laughs ] For sure.
I have seen, like, the zen, the cool, calm, collected,
which I love because I need that.
I'm very -- like, I have times where I'm really anxious,
and I need someone to, like, calm me down.
You know? So I value that too.
Well, cheers to a great date.
Cheers to a great date.
To a great first date.
♪♪
Mia: Are you ready? Braydon: I'm ready.
Oh, oh!
♪♪
I like that drink. It's cool.
Uh-huh. You like this drink?
Oh, yeah. It's cool.
I didn't expect Mia to pick me on this date,
but I'm absolutely ecstatic.
As of right now, we had, you know, the little mixer times
to talk to each other, but I feel like, with this date,
she's going to really get to know, like, the deeper side
of who I am as a person. I don't want to say too much,
but I feel like she's really going to like who I am.
So what kind of music do you make?
Hip Hop. Who's your favorite artist?
I don't really listen to music, honestly, like --
What?! Music was my way to, like,
express who I am and be like, "Yo,
I can be who I want to be." Have you ever made music before?
No.
I think we definitely should.
What does my vibe give you? What kind of music would I make?
Maybe like some R&B shit, like some, like, deep melodic,
you know, like, heartbreak shit.
Have you been heartbroken before?
Yeah. Three or four times. What happened?
The majority of relationships I've been in have been bad
and they've ended negatively. But I'm confident with who I am.
Okay. And I know what I want.
You know what I'm saying? I mean, the first time
I saw you, I was intimidated.
I was like, "Shit," because, I mean,
I just know you're the exact type of girl that I want.
I'm so happy we had this fucking date.
I'm so happy we had this time.
[ Laughs ] Why?
Because I've literally -- all I've been waiting for
is just to be able to sit down and talk
with you just one on one, without interruption.
Just us to fucking vibe and shit and have a good time.
I mean, this is, like, the best first date
I've literally ever had in the existence of my life,
like, for real. You're just a cutie pie.
I mean, [sighs] he has a little piece of my heart.
Thank you very much, Mia.
Thank you.
♪♪
I believe Braydon is a nice guy.
Today I really, like, learned who he really is.
He showed a really different side to him.
I could see a future with Braydon.
I mean, like, I always said
I was going to marry a rapper anyway, so here I am.
♪ Too late, too late for me to walk away ♪
♪♪
Oh, my God! Is that it?
Oh, right there! Aww!
That is so fucking sick.
That's unreal.
♪♪
Teamwork makes the dream work.
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God!
Opa! Holy fucking shit!
Did that hit you? That was like this close
to hitting my fucking face.
It knew better. It knew how, like --
that's crazy, end of the twisty tie.
[ Laughs ] I know.
You good? I don't think I ever want to do that again.
Is that a bad omen? We need a whale here.
♪♪
Tamaris is so easy to talk to,
I could literally blubber on all day.
♪♪
I think Tamaris is an incredibly unique and special girl,
and she deserves an incredibly unique and special guy.
And I want to be that guy.
Cheers. [ Laughs ]
♪♪
In ten years, where do you see yourself?
Where do you want to be?
Hopefully, travel the world at least
once so I can travel again.
I love spontaneity.
I love, like, figuring things out, like, on the fly.
I don't like being tied down. Like I don't --
trying not to use the word free spirit.
It's not really that deep.
But, you know, I'm saying like --
You want to be a free spirit.
Yeah. I mean, are you kind of the same way?
I am the same way.
Chasing excitement and -- Yes.
I mean, I get bored easily.
So, like, I'm always trying to figure out
what's the next thing that I'm going to get into?
I really don't have to think. [ Laughs ]
With other guys, I have to think so much of, like,
what's the next question going to be?
Is there going to be, like, awkward silence?
But, with Niko, I don't have to think about any of that.
♪♪
Niko brings out a different side of me.
I thought that he wasn't, like, my type,
but, honestly, I kind of misjudged him.
But now this is kind of catching me off guard.
I'm so for it.
♪♪
Oh, my God. Kissing Tamaris is like --
I want to say like the Fourth of July
but not just the fireworks.
It's like the finale where they're just like,
boom, boom, boom. It's like 50 fireworks.
And you're just, like, "Okay. Give me more of that."
♪♪
Today we're going to be doing broga.
♪♪
Let's get started with a simple pose,
begging for her forgiveness for sliding
into her best friend's DMs.
Hold this pose for as long as it takes before you usually finish.
Nikolai, you should be done by now.
Try this next pose called shutting the fuck up
and just listening.
♪♪
Wow. Mikey D, you're nailing this listening pose.
I'm so impressed.
Lie on your backs, and wait for this to be over.
Now you know how we feel.
Good work, gentlemen. Namaste.
♪♪
Man: Bye.
[ Birds chirping ]
♪♪
Niko, you're so giddy. That's what I was going to say.
You're so giddy right now.
I'm excited, man. I'm happy. So --
Whatever. I'm a little annoyed. At this point, Niko is showing
that he is a little bit of competition.
Whatever.
Everything's different now,
especially for me after today so.
-Hey. -What's up?
Hey.
How are you? Good.
Let me take you for a little bit.
Danny: The plan for tonight is I want to grab Mia,
kind of bring her separated from the rest of the guys
and just, you know, explain to her that I want
to keep that connection we had from our first date going still.
I need to step it up now, you know.
Hello. How are you? Hi. I love the butterflies.
Yes. Thank you. Okay, cute.
How you doing? Good.
Good to see you.
Hey, Louise. How's it going? Hey.
Hey, can I talk to you real quickly?
Yeah. Just in a second. Yup.
I just kind of want to, like, you know,
get to speak to you again.
I feel like we haven't much. I missed you today.
I'm sitting there. I'm like, man.
I'm jealous of Braydon now, man. I'm like, she's --
I see you, I see you. No. I missed you today.
I was just like, I kind of just want Danny.
Yeah. That's -- Damn it.
That one kind of gets me going. You got me blushing already.
Here I go again with the blushing.
I like that, though. I like to hear that.
That's what I want to hear, though.
I want to know that, you know, without me trying too hard,
you know, that connection is still there.
Yeah. It's still there.
Mia: Braydon and I had a great time on our date.
It's like, it's hard
because I've just been opening up to so many people.
Peter and I's connection is basically sexual.
But the connection with Danny and I is, like, emotional,
physical, like -- I'm feeling him a lot.
I want you to have your time to figure out,
you know, maybe I am your best option.
Yeah. Maybe I'm not. I don't know.
But, you know, and I've been thinking
about that kiss, too, for a minute.
I've kind of definitely missed it, you know.
Did you? What? This one?
Yeah. One of them.
♪ Oh, I swear to God I love the way you move ♪
♪ Debe ser ilegal the things you do to me ♪
I just kind of wanted to come to you as a friend.
Oh, yeah. So the other night, Saturday,
I was sitting with Niko, Kyland, and Kian.
Kyland was just kind of, like, saying some, like,
really disrespectful stuff.
Like, he was talking about your guy's date,
like how you were on top of him in the hot tub and pool.
But he also said that you're just a kissing booth --
just like put 25 cents in you
and, you know, you'll kiss anybody.
Louise: Honestly, that's fucking tacky.
♪♪
Kyland, you're an f-boy. We had a romantic moment,
and who is he here for? Is he here to brag to the boys?
Because, at the end of the day, if he's here for me,
why is he talking about me like I'm some ho?
If you will excuse me,
I think I need to talk to someone.
Yes. Of course. Thank you so much.
Louise: What's up?
Hey, Kyland, can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah. Let's talk.
♪♪
What are you saying about me
trying to fuck you in the hot tub?
Who said that?
It doesn't matter. Did you say that?
No.
And am I a 25-cent kissing machine?
I did not say that. Okay.
I know by your look that you said it.
I did not say that.
I said you were on top of me in the hot tub.
Okay. What else did you say?
That is all.
Niko was there. Kian was there.
So who told you?
Austin.
What does Austin know? He just got here.
I don't even talk to Austin.
He was there, and he overheard it.
We can bring Austin over here right now.
No. Why don't you bring Niko over here?
Okay. Niko! Come here.
And Kian. Kian! Where's Kian?
Okay. There's some mad scene going on right now.
There's some mad scene? Mad shit going on over there.
Fuck. I feel like I'm going to the principal's office.
Hey, guys. What's up? How's your night going?
Niko and Kian: Good.
So I'm a little confused because someone told me
that I was trying to fuck him in the hot tub
and that I'm a 25-cent kissing machine.
Who said that?
Because I was talking to y'all all in the firepit over there,
remember?
Yeah, he did. But -- Yeah. But I don't think he --
What I actually said --
I said she got on top of me.
That he got on top of you and you started kissing.
Yeah. I feel like we definitely talked about it.
I feel like we asked him about it,
and he said it got hot and heavy in the hot tub.
And he said you -- That's what he said,
"It got hot and heavy in the hot tub?"
He might not have used those exact words,
but it was definitely something along the lines of, like --
He basically said you got on top of him
and started kissing on him.
Like locker room talk. Like --
So did he say I was a 25-cent kissing machine?
I don't remember that.
We might have been a little, like, joking with the guys,
but I don't remember anything about 25 cent.
Niko's supporting Kyland's talk.
"Oh, it's locker room talk.
I didn't see it as disrespectful.
I don't really know what Kyland really said."
I'm like, "Did you black out, Niko?"
Like, "Were you there or not?"
I don't know. I need to think about this.
Excuse me.
♪♪
What happened? Yeah.
She -- I was talking to her.
She said she had to go handle something.
I think she's handling it or handled it.
Austin wants to be a reality TV villain.
It's like he watched reality TV all of his life,
and he's like, "I want to be that guy."
♪♪
Lou Lou, are you in here? Can I come in?
Louise: Yeah. Okay.
♪♪
Austin just came up to me and told me Kyland
was going around saying that I'm like a 25-cent kissing machine,
and that I was, like, trying to fuck him in the hot tub.
And I'm just, like, disgusted.
-Austin. -Austin, we've got to talk.
Man: We've got to chop it up, G. Come on bro.
Man, come on, bro.
-Let's have a seat. -We just wanna chop it up.
We've got to talk, buddy.
I thought it was going to be a nice chill night.
Had a good day, and now we're here.
This is your first talk with her,
and you're going to bring me up?
Bro, what is you here for?
What do you mean, what am I here for?
This is your first talk with her, and you talk about me?
Why don't you get to know her?
You were in her circle.
So, like, you're in her top, you know, three people.
Yeah. There's three people in her circle.
You going to bring them all up?
So you think trying to take somebody out
is going to put you up there?
No, I don't. I'm not trying to go --
I'm not trying to get up there and, like, into her circle.
I'm just trying to protect her because I think
that that's not a very cool thing to do.
So you're trying to take me out so you can get in?
I'm not trying to get in. He said to you,
"I'm trying to take her upstairs and have sex with her."
Yes.
That -- Is that what you said?
So is that -- somebody lying.
♪♪
Look at him. He's smiling. He's smiling.
Man: That boy a bitch.
He hasn't been a stand up guy.
Like, a whole bitch.
Dewayne: Man, Austin's in hot water, bro.
He had 20 seconds with this girl,
and the only thing he cared about
was to talk about another man.
Kyland: We ain't going to be in here forever.
I just want you to know that.
Who is Austin? I mean, he looks kind of like Tom Cruise
with, like, some Lord Farquaad tendencies.
Lord Farquaad. [ Laughs ]
The movie "Shrek," you saw the prince?
This is exactly the same guy. [ Laughs ]
Yeah. We call him Lord Farquaad.
I think Austin's the biggest bitch in the world.
He's public enemy number 1.
You wanna chat?
I just don't understand this whole drama thing,
and Kyland's a fucking idiot.
Yeah. Kind of is.
You know, that's pretty fucking stupid.
You know, I'm sorry that happened to you.
It's ridiculous.
You know how guys are. They say stupid shit.
I'm just mad that I even wasted my energy on him at all.
They're making it too easy for me.
Thanks, Kyland. You shot yourself in the foot.
I didn't even have to take you out.
Austin, thanks for doing my dirty work. This is great.
Cheers to you.
We are not cheers-ing to that shit.
Cheers to fuck Kyland.
Cheers to that. I'll definitely cheers.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪ Swimming against the tide ♪
♪ And those waves look death-defying ♪
♪ Before I die, let me testify ♪
I'm kind of, like, disappointed in Niko.
He was all in that drama yesterday.
I did not like that.
Like, that's a turn-off.
I didn't like that either.
Girls.
Hey. We're in the kitchen.
Hey! Look at this.
How domestic.
Yeah, not me.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
I'm not very domesticated. Me neither.
What's been the effect of the other day?
I don't know if I like Peter anymore.
What? Really?
Yes! I mean, like, not that I don't --
[ Laughter ] I like Peter.
I just wanted you to have some doubt.
What happened?
I just don't think Peter and I's connection is more than,
you know, physical.
You said that's all you had, really, was like that chemistry.
Is that still there?
It's still there. It's just, like --
just pull more out of me, you know.
Wait, what's going on with Danny?
My little Italian Stallion. I mean, he's so cute.
He's been so cute from the start.
I'm so glad that you're so into him.
I feel like after Mikey D. left,
he got a little cuter.
Tommy boy?
All: Um...
Yeah. Oh, interesting. So this is where the --
The crash! The burn!
[ Laughter ]
Austin, who I'd never had a conversation with,
came up to me last night
and told me that Kyland was, like, bragging
about me getting on top of him in the hot tub
and saying that I'm a 25-cent kissing booth --
like, I'll kiss anybody.
It's like he was cleaning out a fucking Jell-O shot
when he was kissing me.
Like, literally. I was like -- It was just horrible.
Just covering Niko real quick.
Tamaris: There's something about him. He's always about the guys.
He's always playing around.
You know, yesterday just proved that.
Him standing up for Kyland?
Yeah. You're standing up for an f-boy,
and anyone that stands up for an f-boy --
Usually is an f-boy. Yeah.
You guys know who you like,
and you know who has a real shot.
Big elimination. Who needs to know that they fucked up
and who you want to humiliate on national television?
Yay. That sounds like so much fun.
It's so fun.
♪♪
[ Praying in Hebrew ]
Amen. Both: Amen.
Drink it, guys, and pass it over.
[ Praying in Hebrew ]
All: Amen.
There we go. For you, for you.
And wish you only luck.
Do you think this will save us from elimination tonight?
I hope so, guys.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, about what you say ♪
♪ I gotta get it, now get out the way ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, get out my lane ♪
♪ That's what I'm doing, man, I'm getting paid ♪
♪♪
Good evening, nice guys and f-boys.
All: Good evening.
Welcome to the fourth elimination.
Look at you all dressed up. I like all the chest I'm seeing.
You guys have less body hair than my asshole.
[ Laughter ]
Whoo!
All right. Please welcome Tamaris, Louise, and Mia.
Good evening, ladies.
All: Good evening, Nikki.
Tamaris, how are you feeling
headed into tonight's elimination?
I built connections with people,
and I don't know whether they're telling me the truth or not.
And it's going to be a tough one.
Well, tonight, we're doing things a little bit differently.
♪♪
Tamaris, Mia, Louise,
you will each eliminate two men.
What?
Mm! Mm-mm-mm.
[ All groaning ]
[ All sighing, groaning ]
Shit. We've got to eliminate two guys tonight?
I feel like there's a lot of riffraff in this house,
anyway, that needs to be gone.
Of the nine men who are nominated,
only three of you will be safe. The other six will be leaving.
Who are in your bottom three tonight, Mia?
Dewayne... [ Sighs ]
A.C....
and Elijah.
Man: Elijah.
Tamaris, who are in your bottom three tonight?
Jeremy...
Brent...
and Tom.
-Did she say Tom? -What?
She said Tom.
♪♪
I almost buckled. Like...
What did I do?
♪♪
Louise, who are in your bottom three tonight?
♪♪
Noam...
Kyland...
and Niko.
You have been selected as the women's bottom nine.
Please stand before the women to find out your fate.
♪♪
Mia, please tell Dewayne why he is in your bottom three.
Again, Dewayne, you have been with me
since the beginning of this journey,
but I don't think I know you well enough to reciprocate
those feelings back.
Mia, Mia, I want to be there for you,
and I know you can feel that. I'm trying everything. It's hot.
Dewayne, you have feelings for this woman? Yeah, taking this off.
Absolutely.
This is tough.
Oh, God.
AC.
Elijah, In our guts,
we feel that you're 100% an f-boy.
♪♪
Alright. Louise, start with Noam.
Please tell Noam why he's in your bottom three tonight.
Noam, I really think you're a nice guy.
I just don't know if you're the guy for me.
Louise, please tell Kyland
why he's standing in your bottom three tonight.
Initially, I was attracted to you.
I mean, I invited you on a one-on-one date with me.
I opened up to you. I showed you my vulnerable side.
And so hearing Austin telling me about you saying
I'm a 25-cent kissing booth
and bragging about our time in the hot tub is disgusting.
Mercedes: I remember a couple of days ago, you were telling me
you were about to take my girl.
Looks like you're about to take a flight back home, buddy.
See you.
And I hope your mother and sisters are very proud.
♪♪
I think the truth was a little fabricated,
and either you'll believe me or you'll believe him.
Him being Austin.
Is that your name?
You know my name.
Austin.
Man: Holy shit.
And, surprisingly, Niko finds himself in your bottom three.
Tamaris: Louise put Niko in her bottom three,
and I completely agree with it.
I hope he doesn't think that he's safe right now,
because he's not, in my book.
At this point I'm, like, extremely disappointed
in Niko. You just fucked up a whole opportunity with me
because, at the end of the day, you want to be an f-boy?
I can be an f-girl.
Niko, I know you have a connection with Tamaris
and you seem like a nice guy,
but from the side I saw of you last night, I didn't like it.
You supported f-boy behavior, and it's not a good look.
You asked for honesty, and my recollection of it
was something that was -- I might have missed it.
Could have been locker room talk.
Please hold. Kian.
How y'all doing?
You can just stand right there.
Okay. Go ahead.
Out of frustration, I believe Kyland may have seen
you kiss Ben,
and then that maybe frustrated him a little bit.
And then he might have made a comment that you kissed,
you know, multiple men. I'm sorry I condoned that.
Thank you. Thanks.
So, to complement that, respectfully, I'm sorry.
I had the best date of my life with Tamaris,
and I would ask that you please give us a chance.
Tamaris, please tell Jeremy why he is in your bottom three.
Jeremy, you have been on the chopping block
for two weeks in a row.
I really haven't gotten much of a chance to talk to you much
since last time I was up here, which is definitely on me.
♪♪
Tell Brant why he's up here again.
Hi.
You're such a doll. But I can talk for all of us
that we just don't have a romantic connection with you.
Possibly the biggest shock of the night
is seeing Tom in your bottom three, Tamaris. Explain that.
♪♪
Tom, we had a very intense connection
since our first date on the beach.
But you sometimes come off too thick.
And you telling me that you're falling for me so fast,
it, like, has me wondering whether it's all a show.
And I don't want to get tricked by you.
I understand it came off like that.
I know it came off thick. But I am falling.
When I turned that corner and I saw you
when I walked out here, and there was just something
about you that told me there's something there.
I don't believe it because in the back of my head,
like, you're an f-boy until proven innocent.
So, like, I really, I don't know.
I don't want to be a joke.
You're not.
We're getting into it. But it is now time
to find out the six men who will be eliminated tonight.
Mia, who are the two men who are eliminating?
Mia: AC.
AC. [ Laughs ] Where'd he come from?
Elijah.
[ Sighs ]
♪♪
Can I get a hug?
No.
That's crazy. Wow.
Nikki. [ Laughs ]
Louise -- I'm sorry.
Please reveal which two men you will be eliminating tonight.
Noam.
♪♪
Kyland.
♪♪
Tamaris, which two men will you be eliminating tonight?
♪♪
Brent.
♪♪
Jeremy.
[ Sighs ]
Tom, Niko, Dewayne -- you three, take your seats.
You're safe.
♪♪
AC, Elijah, Kyland, Noam, Jeremy, Brant,
you have been eliminated.
But, before you go, a nice guy or an f-boy?
Brant, what the hell are you?
I came in as a f...
freakin nice guy.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, nice. Nicely played.
All right, Jeremy, you're up. Nice guy or f-boy?
♪♪
I also came in here as a nice guy.
Kinda knew that.
Two nice guys.
AC, nice guy or f-boy?
Ladies, I came here as a...
nice guy.
AC. Yes.
"A" for effort, "C" for everything else.
[ Laughter ]
Man: Oh, shit.
Oh, nice guy or f-boy, Elijah?
I'm an f-boy.
Knew it! Knew that!
I was very sure, man.
Noam. Yes.
[ Laughter ]
How are you? Hi. I'm good.
I'm dying to know what you are.
I come here -- I came here as an...
♪♪
f-boy.
[ Laughter ]
We knew it! We knew it.
All right. And we get to Kyland.
I think I'm going to even it out.
I'm an f-boy.
♪♪
Yeah. Uh-huh. Knew that.
So I hope you guys just find someone that makes you happy.
I already have a girlfriend,
so I have someone that makes me happy.
Man: Another one!
But I hope you all find the same thing.
And --
She's going to like our footage.
What is she going to think about you kissing another girl?
She knew I always wanted to do something like this.
She was very supportive.
Lie to women? Oh, hell no.
On national TV.
She knew I wanted to do something.
She knew it was on your bucket list?
Yeah. That was on my bucket list.
Mercedes: Hope you still have a girlfriend
when you go home, bro. Probably not.
You just embarrassed her on national television, you idiot.
I got two f-boys. Ooh.
AC, Jeremy, Brant, nice guy, nice try.
All: Bye, guys!
Elijah, Kyland, Noam, it gives me great pleasure
to tell you f-boy f-bye.
Kyland: Got to get back home to my wifey, man.
Jesus. It's wild that there are guys
sitting back there that might have girlfriends.
Does anyone want to like --
Tamaris: They're not going to admit it until later on,
so it's totally fine.
Still have a lot of f-boys in the mix, though.
♪♪
All: Yo!
[ Laughter ]
Three?
Man: Welcome.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Everybody's happy that this happened?
Take a seat, take a seat.
We're just dropping like flies over here.
How's my boy Casey doing?
He dealing with some drama right now.
He's had drama with Pete.
♪♪
What's the drama with Pete, though?
Pete was asked who are the guys
he suspected were f-boys. He threw Casey's name.
So, of course, then he went back and told Mia
that Pete went smack at his ex girlfriend.
Yeah, that's facts. That's facts.
He's a rat. He's a little rat.
He was DM'ing her.
Bro, anyone who has to do that,
especially when that person is dating that person at the time,
like, bro, you're as big of a rat as you can possibly be.
Casey, maybe he wants more money.
He threw me under the bus today.
Casey, he's going to be exposed.
Anyone messes with Casey, I'm gunning for them.
Fucking Peter. Little rat.
♪♪
♪ Ladies, ladies ♪
♪ We gonna do it, we gonna slay this ♪
♪ Ladies, ladies ♪
♪ Raise your voice, let's get loud ♪
♪ Ladies, ladies ♪
♪ We gonna do it, we gonna slay this ♪
♪ Ladies, ladies ♪
♪ Here we go, show it to the world ♪
♪ Come on, show it to the world ♪
♪ Ah, show it to the world ♪
♪ Hey, come on ♪
♪ Show it to the world ♪
♪ Ah, ladies, ladies ♪
♪ We're gonna change the world ♪
♪ Ladies, ladies ♪