We're whittling it down even more.
Louise, who are you eliminating tonight --
nice guy Aaron or f-boy Mercedes?
♪♪
Mercedes...
I'm giving you a second chance.
Aaron, I'm sorry.
♪♪
Oh. I thought that was my moment.
I'm not going to lie.
Nick W.: Fucking insane, man.
I know Benedict's got a good connection.
Mercedes has a good connection.
So honestly, I need Mercedes to go home.
[ Sighs ]
I'm sorry. It's okay.
And, Tamaris, who will be
leaving here tonight?
Is it nice guy Asanté or nice guy Jabriane?
♪♪
Jabriane.
♪♪
I get that, like, we have to do this.
Weeks go by and there's going to be a final two,
and then a final one, but it sucks sending home nice guys.
Kian, Mercedes, Asanté,
you can take your seats.
You guys are safe.
♪♪
Aaron, Jabriane, nice guy, nice try.
Braydon, f-boy...
♪ F-bye ♪
Hold on. Hold on. Bro, I ain't trying to start crying.
No, no, let me go. [indistinct] bro.
You're my brother, but I swear to God.
Benedict: At the beginning of this whole thing, I was like,
"I'm not going to really find any homies here."
Like, I hated everybody.
I love you, homie. Love you, brother.
And then like a few words
into talking to Jabriane, I was like,
"This is going to be my best friend."
♪ Honestly, I've never known someone like you ♪
♪ My friend, I just want to say thank you ♪
♪♪
♪ Now I no longer feel alone ♪
♪ You came along, now it feels like home ♪
♪ You're the best friend that I ever had ♪
Benedict: I don't want to let him go.
It's just that chemistry talking.
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
Jabriane, I love you! [ Laughs ]
God, I'm going to cry.
♪ I like them boys ♪
♪♪
♪ Let's go, hey ♪
♪♪
Hey, gentlemen. Can we gather over here?
Oh.
I guess we can.
Okay? Okay? Right?
[ Giggles ]
We want to kind of do something different
since there's only a few of you guys left in the house.
Instead of having a one-on-one date,
we want to take three of you guys on a date.
Oh. Ooh.
Alright, Benedict, Nick, and Mercedes, come with me.
Tom, Casey, and Asanté can come with me.
And I'll take Peter, Danny, and Kian.
Let's go, guys. Let's go!
Last night, obviously I was up there
on the chopping block, so I need to step it up.
I need to get some alone time with Louise.
I'll do whatever she wants me to do
because I didn't come here to get second place to Benedict.
♪♪
♪ Like the waves that crash in the ocean ♪
♪ Higher ♪
-Have you done this before? -No.
Me, neither, but we're killing it.
[ Laughs ]
I have never been on a date with three guys.
A little awkward for me,
all of them trying to fight for my attention, you know?
Oh, there we go, Kian.
Give it some slack.
Give it tight slack, tight slack. Oh, my God.
I'm definitely not a kite flyer at all,
but I'll give it a try for Mia.
Danny and Peter has a strong connection with her already
and I just want to get past that level they already have.
[ Laughter ]
Let me try one more.
For real. Hold on, now. I ain't no quitter.
I'm like, "What the hell is going on?"
[ Laughter ]
The key is just letting it out.
My kite is not taking off. Shit.
Come on, Danny. Let's go.
I'm giddy.
I was not expecting for her to pick me over Peter.
I feel like I have moved up to her top spot now.
So how's your day?
Yeah, it's a little weird.
Fun going on three dates?
It's a little weird. I'm sitting there like,
"Thank God I went through open relationships."
I could never do this again.
This is definitely an awkward situation.
I mean, there's one girl, three guys, you know.
You had to stand out somehow, and I'm just like...
"I got to crash this party."
So, I'm good.
I mean, at the end of this,
I'm pretty confidant it's me and you.
I think -- Hi, Pete.
Jealousy's not a good trait, bro.
No, man, I'm just...
I'm just following my heart,
and it told me to come over here.
You really care about me that much?
Well, actually, Mia. Oh, yeah.
I guess Peter can't handle watching me with his girl
at the moment, so I'm going to continue to prove
that she's my girl, not his.
You're smiling at me, though.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, no, it got really awkward,
but that's part of the game and you just got to roll
with the punches.
Y'all continue.
Cheers to you, Pete. [ Chuckles ]
And to us. [ Laughs ]
Pete's really going to stand right there? Jesus Christ.
Mia: He's going to stand right there,
and he's going to make sure you see him as he flies his kite.
That's cute.
You know, that's childish and immature
to have to walk on over on somebody else's date.
♪♪
Pete, you look so cute flying that kite.
Don't make it hit her.
Do you like want to join or something?
Like we're already on this three-way date.
You might as well sit down.
Yeah, let's sit down. Let's sit down.
I'm like, "Oh, God,
what the fuck is about to happen right now?"
Here you go, bud.
Come on.
You can talk to my backside.
Ahh.
Kian, you want to join, too?
Oh, my God.
Well, go fuck my one-on-one time.
I'm about to jump! [ Giggles ]
Well, this is terrible. [ Laughter ]
I am so glad I am not...
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
How are the grapes, Kian?
Great. I love grapes. Who doesn't?
Yep. Oh, I got your game.
[ Laughter ]
Mia: I know I have to choose one
and this is the most difficult thing.
I think Peter's changing.
He's smiling, but I am always so comfortable with Danny.
Kian, too. I mean, at this point,
I'm mentally fucked up
because all three of these guys are so great.
-This is so romantic. -I know.
Like, damn, it's really awkward right now.
[ Laughter ]
♪ Sugar time ♪
♪♪
I'm about to be a golf tease today.
Are you going to get a hole in one today?
Hopefully.
Feet. Hey, man, watch your hands.
Mercedes: I was up there at the chopping block.
Obviously, I do have some explaining to do,
but I just don't see anything touching what we have.
My plan is to look better than the rest of the guys,
which I already do, so all I got to do is show up.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
It's going to be a little awkward today
just because, you know, Mercedes and I have that extra step,
and I need Benedict to step up.
-[ Laughs ] -Whoo!
That was good. That was great.
On this date, I just need to be like sexy as hell
and be the dude she wants me to be.
That was pretty good.
Ooh!
'Cause I'm in the lead.
-Wow, look at it. -You want to hit the dirt,
-listen to Mercedes. -Yeah, right.
-Touching. Okay, cool. -Okay.
Benedict, he has no game.
We're on different levels, and he's on the bottom one.
Whoo! Yeah. That was a good first one.
That was so good.
Follow.
Nick W.: If Mercedes or Benedict
corrects Louise's form one more time,
I'm going to lose my shit.
Oh. Okay, mine maybe wasn't so good.
[ Both laugh ]
I wanted to turn around and try to knock him out.
-Whoo! -Ooh!
-Damn, son. -Sliced it. Sorry, guys.
Alright. My hand's getting a cramp.
Can you massage it? I got you.
There you go. This one.
This one? I'll kiss it for you.
[ Laughs ]
You want to go chat?
Yeah. Let's do it.
I could sit back and shit the bed
and still beat these guys.
Like, I could literally do nothing and still win.
See you soon.
I know you got to win your trust back, but...
Daddy's here. Just -- Just take a pitch off, alright?
You don't have to swing at every one.
♪♪
There you go. Very cute.
I should have had a visor.
♪♪
It's bullshit.
Why would you date somebody like Mercedes
who you know is an f-boy, who is manipulating you,
when you have me?
♪♪
You're so cute. Are you having fun today?
I am. I'm having a lot of fun. It's kind of awkward.
I was kind of nervous about the other guys here,
but it's okay. Yeah.
I knew I wouldn't be down for long.
I don't want to be a dick, but back in that one spot.
I feel like there's nothing stopping us at this point.
♪♪
Mm.
Benedict: We've seen what he's done in the past,
and I can't believe Louise is like actually back into it.
Hey, Mercedes, you got to go.
'Cause I'm not going home.
♪♪
God damn it.
[ Bird coos ]
Tamaris: I need you to take off your shoes.
Today, we are going to do something that I love to do,
a little bit of yoga Pilates.
-Alright. -Okay.
A little bit of stretching, a little bit of posing.
It's kind of like Kama Sutra yoga.
I love this date because it gives me a chance
to show my athletic side...
Tamaris: Tom, our first position.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]
This is more than yoga.
Okay. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Asanté?
Let's get a good one, come on.
♪♪
Yes!
I've always wanted to, you know, do some Kama Sutra thing.
Okay, you got it? Okay. Yeah.
Here's my introduction, and I get to do it with Tamaris.
Wait. I don't -- This is nice.
I could stay here for a while.
I decline to watch.
So, Casey, you are next.
Glad I wore the gray sweats today.
I don't think your hands are on my ass.
No, right in the arch.
And I think I'm just going back.
Okay, I got to hold you back, though.
Yeah. Got it?
I think we're supposed to be closer, no?
Okay. I actually feel a stretch.
I feel a stretch in my back. Actually feels really good.
Exciting. Close. Pretty close.
[ Giggling ] Okay.
Fuck. You're a big guy.
It's a little awkward, a little uncomfortable.
I don't want to share Tamaris with the other guys.
Asanté: It's a Eskimo kiss.
Fine, you're fine, you're fine! Nose!
Eskimo kisses.
Is my ass on your feet? Casey: Yeah, yeah.
Tom's like, "I'd rather do this."
I don't want to watch.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Got it? Yeah.
I'm getting these guys all bricked up
in front of each other. I kind of like that.
Keep going a little bit forward.
I don't mind sexual poses, but watching other guys do it
kind of bothers me a little bit.
[ Both laugh ]
Asanté: I'd just rather not watch.
I'm like, "Okay, do I leave now?"
[ Tamaris and Casey laughing ]
Seeing Casey kiss Tamaris,
I don't want anything to do with that.
What?! The full 69?!
[ Both laughing ]
I'm loving it. Hopefully, she's loving it down there, too.
Tamaris: [ Laughing ] This is crazy.
Ah, fuck! Casey: Alright. Got it?
Yeah. Okay.
Fuck. Oh, God.
I'm going to walk back to my mat.
Aw, fuck. That was hot.
♪♪
Nikki: Today, we are going
to administer a lie-detector test.
You said a lot of things on this island.
We've just had to take you at your word,
but not any longer.
The truth is about to come out.
I have too much Botox in my forehead to do that.
Today we are using state-of-the-art
coconut technology to determine whether or not you're lying.
How much do you bench press?
315.
[ Buzzes ]
We are determining that's a lie.
Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone?
Never.
[ Buzzes ]
Have you ever jerked off in Limbro?
Yeah, I have. [ Dings ]
Do you wear a condom?
It depends.
You wearing one right now?
I mean, no.
[ Buzzes ]
Mikey, do you ever get whiskey dick?
Never. [ Dings ]
What about vodka balls? Never.
[ Buzzes ] What about tequila asshole?
No. [ Buzzes ]
Do you think women are funny?
It depends.
Yes or no questions.
[ Inhales sharply, exhales ]
Yes.
[ Dings ]
Name three female comics besides myself.
Uh...
Ellen DeGeneres, Phyllis Diller, Roseanne Barr,
Paula Poundstone, Maria Bamford, Ali Wong,
Rachel Feinstein, Wanda Sykes. How you doin'?.
[ Dings ]
Mikey, you ever been on Instagram,
and you're really deep in someone's feed,
and you like the picture, and it's an accident.
And then you're like, "Oh, fuck," and then you unlike it,
but then you realize, "Oh, fuck,
they're gonna see that I liked it
and now that I unliked it," and so you like it again,
and you're like, "Wait a second, are they gonna see that
I liked it, unliked it, and then liked it?"
And then you're like, "Fuck, I should just block them
and never talk to them again"?
Yeah, I've actually done that before.
And so you just lose touch with your sister?
[ Dings ]
Thank you, Nikolay, you're now Niko truth.
Did I pass?
This is -- This is made of wood, you idiot.
Oh, I don't -- I thought... [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Man: Three guys, one girl. It was awkward. It was weird.
[ Laughs ]
Benedict: I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Every time I talk to her, it's like a magical moment.
We have the best conversation.
We have the best chemistry. Like, I'm not gonna lie --
I'm starting to feel like a little bit like a backup plan.
If you feel like a backup, I feel like a backup to the backup. Like...
I feel your pain, man.
With that being said --
Man: Tommy boy, talk to us.
I'm tired of doing everything right,
being everything she's ever wanted to be,
going above and beyond.
What do you feel like is missing, at this point?
I mean, I know you've done everything.
We all know you've done everything.
Is there anything else that you could do
to kind of convince Tamaris?
Or is there anything you want to do?
You got to want me. Yeah.
Because I've done nothing but the whole time here for you.
I've been open.
I brought my walls down here when I was not okay.
Mm-hmm.
It's not really I'm mad at her.
I just feel like I do so much and it's never enough.
For Tamaris, I've been there for her, and when she says,
"Oh, we're gonna spend more time together,"
and it doesn't happen, it's like, "What the hell?"
I was fucking heartbroken. I denied this for many months.
And someone said, "Hey, you might meet someone here."
She only seems to care about me when I have less clothes on.
♪♪
[ Voice breaking ] Pro-- I hope she fucking proves me wrong.
Tom right now is not looking too good.
I feel bad for Tom, man.
Just Tom is a good guy and he's just in too deep,
and he's just very into Tamaris,
and Tamaris is not giving it back, you know.
And she still picks on who doesn't fucking care!
I'm tired of it!
♪♪
Yeah, dog. I'm tired of her saying
that I've done everything right, that I'm the guy.
I'm tired of being a fucking item.
Peter: I'm like, "Oh, this is not good."
I feel like Tamaris will see that as a red flag saying,
"Oh, wow, this guy's like a little
too much, you know, too emotional."
Sorry, Tom.
We got to get you back home. [ Laughs ] It's been too long.
♪♪
Tom: All the guys around me tell me to relax,
that I'm in a great place
and I've handled every situation thrown at me perfectly.
You deserve the world and more, Tamaris,
but quit playing with me.
I'm tired of the back and forth,
just like a cat playing with a mouse.
This is more than money to me. This is real.
♪♪
♪ Come out, come out ♪
Hey, guys. Hello.
Whoo! Hello. Hey, there.
Well, hello, hello. Wow.
Hi. Hello.
How you doing? Good.
How you doing, Tamaris? Hey.
Did you want to talk?
Yeah. Okay.
Want to go? Yeah.
♪♪
Watch on these stairs.
[ Laughs ]
Hi.
So... my biggest fear
is that I'll never find someone
that loves me the way I love them.
So I feel like this conversation needs to happen.
Okay. The amount of effort
and things I do, I go above and beyond
from day one, and I always have.
I get into you, all other guys would say,
"Damn. He really cares about her."
I've also noticed a shift in what you want.
And it's not insecurity. Okay, Tom...
It's just like...
It's just I thought we were like...
Tamaris: Tom kind of turns me off right now!
You can tell he's young.
You can tell he's jealous. You can tell he's immature.
I obviously see that you have a problem with Casey
and you're trying to hide that.
And you just don't want to be straight up with me and be honest.
Like, sweetie, I can tell you're jealous.
I feel like basically this whole conversation is just saying
that I'm not trying enough, and that you try so much for me,
and that I have basically mixed emotions,
that one day I want this and one day I want that.
Like, I'm not perfect
nor do I really know what the hell I want.
This is a new experience for me.
I know I'm a special man.
In the least douche way possible, I know I'm special.
Whenever we're getting really intimate and close,
the first thing you say is,
"Imagine this is an open relationship."
In the moment when I'm horny, I'm like, "Yeah!"
But that kind of hurts.
I do see all the emotions that you have.
It's a little too soon, a little too fast.
♪♪
I'll gladly move down South.
Stop. Not in with you.
Okay. I have family in Florida.
[ Sighs ]
Tom, really?
He wants to move to Florida and I'm just like,
"No! Don't move to Florida!"
I am so turned off, and my Puerto Rican
is about to come out.
Okay. On the other coast.
Yeah. Like, I...I do.
I think tonight was the pivotal point of Tamaris and I,
that we can have these hard, painful conversations
and still get closer at the same time.
Promise me one thing --
Don't push me away until you see me outside of this.
Okay.
Then you can push me away if you don't like me. Okay.
I won't push you away.
I feel like Tamaris and I are in a new place
and what I said hit home for her
and she really listened to it.
And it might take her a day or two
to process everything that I said,
but...that's a good sign.
I feel like I'm back.
Alright, let's go back upstairs.
Peter: It's getting kind of close.
What do you mean, it's getting kind of close?
Getting close to the finish line.
Are you feeling good?
I don't know. I'm completely stuck.
You're confused? Yeah.
Peter, he's like the lust, the man that I, like, crave.
He just knows how to push my buttons
without pushing them all the way.
Oh, I hate, ugh!
I've been opening up like this vest.
You have been. Like, I've been --
But I feel like you've been bread-crumbing.
You give me like the bare minimum to get by.
Some crumb is better than no crumb.
No.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Do you really have feelings for me? I really do.
I really have strong feelings for you and I don't like
to see you with other guys. So like it's not --
Yeah. That was so weird.
Honestly, like, it was super weird.
But it was fun. It was.
It was just, like, a little awkward.
Yeah, sitting there watching you
with other guys was like --
I'm usually like, you know, if I don't see it, I'm good.
I'm gonna just act like it just never happened.
I mean, you stole me away most of the time, so.
Well, yeah, exactly, but still,
I still don't want to see it.
The three-way date, it was just like -- it was fine,
but it was awkward being around all three guys at once.
I don't know, because I have a very strong
physical attraction to Mercedes,
but I do love my connection with Benedict.
I have what my head wants and what my like soul wants.
It's just confusing.
Have you ever cheated?
I've never cheated.
You've never cheated. Never cheated.
When I'm in a relationship, I'm committed.
Like, you don't have like a side chick or anything? No, nothing.
If I'm dating this person, I see this person as my future wife.
You know, it hasn't happened in years,
but, you know, I could definitely see that with you.
Yeah. Because you're perfect.
I feel super comfortable with Mercedes.
It just feels like everything just flows.
But although I'm seeing him change and kind of evolve,
I don't know if he's just doing it to play the game.
♪♪
I had so much fun with you the other day.
Yeah, it was nice getting to know you.
We're getting there. Falling-ish, no?
Falling-ish? No, I am. I told you that.
I don't say shit that I don't mean.
I don't know if I believe it.
♪♪
Do you see how happy I am?
Yeah, it could all be a façade.
No, there's like fake happy Casey
and there's like real happy.
So I'm going to take off the "ish."
There's no more falling-ish. Like I'm...
Aw, you're such a liar. I don't even believe you.
Just say you miss me a little bit.
No, not at all. I didn't think about you once.
I'm not gonna let him know that I have been thinking about him.
That, like, kind of sucks, but he's not gonna get that from me.
So what more do you want from me? Because I'll do it.
I don't know. Show me.
Show me that you're here for me.
I am here for you. I'll figure it out.
Apparently, I have some work to do.
Do I want you to be happy? Fuck yeah.
Do I want you to be with Tom? Fuck no.
I want you to be with me.
I got to get my mind right.
I got to get my emotions in check
and I can show her that I'm really here for her.
I love your energy, and I've loved it since our first date.
Just shut up.
I'm trying to be honest with you.
Okay, y'all! Whoo!
What?
♪♪
Let's get off this couch.
Louise: What? Can I see?
Don't put it away. Okay, let me see your journal.
We're in my bed.
This is what I wrote down
after you didn't pick me going out with you.
Me and you have a friendship,
but more importantly, we have a real relationship.
And I think it's important to call someone
you're in a relationship with a friend.
We can joke. We can laugh.
And I think for that reason alone,
it doesn't feel right in my heart
that I leave this place without you.
My gosh.
Why don't you say this shit to me?
Because I really haven't had the chance to.
You're in my dreams.
Yeah, dreams about me at Christmas, not wet dreams.
You're having dreams about me at Christmas.
That's fucking that's good too. That's cute as shit.
Yeah, but I want more than cute. I want hot.
Do you see me, like, looking hot in your dreams?
You look hot in real life.
Louise: He's cute, but, like,
there's just this edge to an f-boy
that is so attractive.
Benedict is such a nice guy
that he doesn't have that f-boy edge, and I'm like,
"Can you just be like a little bit sassy with me?"
For real, like do you have a fantasy about me?
Yeah. Like what?
This is what I think about all the time.
Me and you right here, because this is as far as it --
In the bunk bed.
I mean, that's all I've got right now.
I want you to have a better fantasy than just me sitting
in a bunk bed with you.
I mean, I've kind of...
I grew up in a house full of women.
Like, they taught me to be very respectful.
So like, you know,
I'm not gonna dive right in, like, to their after-dark side
until the person I'm with gives me the green light.
She gave me the green light, so now the next time
I see Louise, I want to be on top of my game.
Danny: You alright?
Mia: Yeah. Let's go to your room.
Mia: It's Peter Park, and then there's Danny,
and then there's me in the middle, like, whoo,
just spinning in circles.
Um... What?
I just want to like, you know --
I want to, like, talk about us.
I want to know where we're at.
What, what, what, what, what? What do you want to know?
You know I'm falling for you
and I know we got like two more weeks here,
but, like, I just want to know.
It just drives me crazy because I want you.
I want to leave here with you. I want to be with you.
I need you in my life after this, like forever.
Danny's like a literal man.
Like he's very stable, very mature, knows what he wants.
I do not want to always have to protect my man in the situation.
Like, he should be protecting me and that's what Danny does.
You're looking at Peter. [ Snorts, laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Okay. I can hear Kian's voice.
Oh, God. And Asanté. Fuck.
Put your shoes back on. Yeah.
Oh, my goodness. Are we having a party here?
Oh. Well, that was very good timing.
What did I miss?
Dude, that's none of your business.
Regardless of what we were doing,
it's none of your business.
Hey, Peter! You want a shot?
Hey, you all just left me like that?
Danny can't take my girl. I promise.
I know them.
Alright, you guys, we have a really big night
tomorrow night with eliminations,
so we have a lot to think about.
Save me from this awkward-ass situation.
My dude just watched me make out with my other dude.
So I'm going to exit the building as quickly
and as hastily as possible.
You guys can fight this one out.
What happened before he came in here?
You interrupted our date because you couldn't handle
me and her alone.
You came in my room, not your room.
You came in my room when I was with Mia.
A worried man interrupt two dates.
But a caring man checks on his girl.
Ooh! Ooh! 100%
That was a great rebuttal. Talk your shit, Peter!
Me and Mia are leaving together
and I'm confident in that. The island?
And I'll be meeting her father, and her mother, and her family.
Fight her brother.
I'm gonna grab an apartment in Tampa.
I love all y'all. Y'all my brothers.
But I got my answer, and I got my girl.
And I mean, Pete can call her his girl, but it's my girl.
What you got to say about that, Peter?
No, I'm gonna be there with them, too.
I'm gonna help move, as well.
Oh, it's y'all three? Yeah.
♪♪
And as we breathe in the fumes from the burning incense,
I want you to channel your f-girl energy.
Middle fingers up, ladies.
All: Ommmmmmmmmm...
Nikki: [ Chanting ] Tom punched a table.
[ Laughter ]
Yes, Nikki.
Hi.
Sorry to interrupt the meditation.
[ Laughter ]
I know you've got to get centered for tonight.
Louise: It's the last elimination before the finale,
so I'm a little stressed out.
Three guys are going home tonight.
Do you know what you're gonna do?
No. I'm so confused, honestly.
Really?
I believe they all still feel
like they have something to prove.
Peter and Kian definitely do.
Danny hasn't been anything but, you know,
himself the whole time.
Danny was in your bottom two the first week.
Mm-hmm. So he easily could have gone to Limbro.
Yeah. Does that make you think
about anyone else you may have sent off
that you're like, "What could have been?"
Niko.
Niko?
I've been thinking about him so much.
It's like driving me crazy. I just want to --
What about him?
I just miss him.
Tamaris: With Niko, I miss his energy.
I miss the way he made me smile.
Every single conversation was absolutely amazing
and I just wanted to grow more with him.
Nikki: Well, tonight is the last elimination,
the finale after this, so three guys are gonna get
broken up with, and it sucks.
Yeah.
And you'll be left with your two finalists.
That gives me chills.
Yeah. It's scary.
Well, choose wisely.
[ Rings ]
Namaste.
All: Namaste.
♪♪
♪ Where the city lies is where they all sit ♪
♪ Trying to cast their eyes on all the girls who visit ♪
♪ Late nights in Cabo ♪
♪ No tomorrow ♪
♪ You got me loco ♪
Good evening, nice guys and f-boys.
Congratulations on making it this far.
This is the last elimination before the finale.
The decisions the women make here tonight
will determine which of you will be in their top two.
It's a heavy one.
So I guess the show and my period have finally synched up.
With that out of the way, let's bring out the ladies.
♪♪
Hi, ladies. Hi, Nikki. Hi.
How are you feeling tonight? Good. Emotional.
Louise: It sucks.
I have my strongest connections on the line tonight
and I don't want to send anyone home,
but one of them has to go home.
Before we get started, as you can see,
Mercedes is not with us tonight because he is with toilet.
[ Toilet flushing ]
Asanté: Poor Mercedes.
Our septic tank is gonna be backed up.
Nikki: Just because Mercedes isn't here tonight
doesn't mean you can't make him really not here tonight,
if you know what I'm saying.
$100,000 is on the line, and as you know,
tonight you're selecting your top two men --
the two men who stand a chance at stealing your heart,
and in the case of f-boys, also your money.
Alright, boys, stand on up and let's kick this shit off.
Ladies, when hearing these guys out tonight,
I want you to consider
who is gonna make a good partner for you.
Because this isn't just about right now.
This is for the future.
This is someone you can bring back home
and just chill with watching "Fboy Island" Season 2,
now streaming on HBO Max.
Tamaris, let's kick it off with you.
Great.
Casey, tell Tamaris
why you should be in her top two.
Casey: Tamaris, I was scared to come back here
but it's been worth it because I found you.
Not only are you absolutely stunning, you're so funny...ish.
[ Laughter ] I hate you-ish.
And you're so independent, and that is so attractive to me.
I know we can be absolutely phenomenal together.
That's -- yeah, that's it.
[ Laughs ] Thank you. Yeah.
Tom.
I was coming up here thinking of what I should say.
I'm not a polished man, but...
I was looking through this last night.
♪♪
Tom's journal.
I know you've been asking a lot about this.
I'll tell you about it. How about that? Okay.
Holy shit, are you gonna read the journal?
My Tommy boy, I just want to know what's in your journal!
I think about it, okay? I'm like "What are you writing?
How many pages do you have right now?"
As of right now, 84 pages.
I don't think we have enough air time
to read the whole journal right now.
So this is right after you called me out and said,
"Be yourself and get out of your head."
"You're right. I miss the old us.
The undeniable chemistry, touch, and spark,
that drug that we both can't get enough of
but equally scare the hell out of both of us."
Tom's what happens when Jason Mraz takes steroids.
"I'll admit I got lost in my own head for a week,
but that's only because I care about you so much
and it scared me that you were attracted away from me."
♪♪
The dude is so insecure
it is seeping through his pores.
"Being in my head won't help one bit.
I'm still your Tommy boy
from the second we locked eyes on that first day."
Tom's journal's full of, like, love notes and poems to Tamaris.
My journal's just full of jokes about Tom.
That's just a short thing I could possible say right now
out of everything I've written down.
It is front and back, tiny the whole way through.
But I don't think our story's over
and I hope you feel the same.
Thank you.
Thanks for breaking out that mysterious journal
that we've seen peeking out of your pocket.
Asanté.
Tamaris, I feel like I've broken down your walls
a little bit, and you've opened up mine.
And I want us to see the world together.
I'm tired of traveling alone. I think you could be that person
and I think we have a great foundation, you know.
It's there.
Thank you.
Mia, you have three f-boys
standing in front of you.
Peter, Kian, and Danny. Peter, let's start with you.
Why do you belong in Mia's top two after tonight?
Coming back here is scaring me as well,
just like Casey said.
I didn't know what to expect,
but I didn't expect myself to catch feelings.
And as we got to like hang out and get to know one another,
I was like, "This girl can really change me."
And you have. I get butterflies, honestly.
I mean, as cheesy as it may sound,
but I do get butterflies.
You make me feel amazing.
I'm not gonna say falling just yet, but it's damn near.
Outside of this, like, we can really be a great couple.
Thank you.
Kian, your turn.
As soon as I walked up, I seen you,
I didn't turn to any other ladies -- respectfully.
100%. I get it.
You gave me your time, your attention.
It's an honor, actually,
and I think you deserve somebody to nourish your body,
your soul, your mind, all that in one,
and I think I'm the guy that I can do that.
Fuck. Right?
Danny, you're up.
Mia, I came here with walls
higher than I ever thought they were.
I didn't think I was going to meet anybody
that could break those walls down,
and that's the reason I came here as an f-boy.
It's weird how fast the feelings just went through the roof.
To think I was here Week 1 in your bottom two
and to be standing here now fighting for your top two,
it's like a fairy tale.
I want the kids that we talk about.
I want to go to Delaware and meet your family,
and I do want to marry you, at some point,
hopefully sooner than later.
I can't leave here without you.
I will make sure that our life is perfect for the rest of it.
Mia. I'll let you sit with that.
Thanks.
We'll move on to Louise.
You have two f-boys and one nice guy left.
Mercedes, why don't you go first?
Tell Louise why you deserve to be in her final two.
[ Fart, toilet flushes ]
[ Fart squeaks ]
Alright, fine.
[ Laughter ]
Nick, why do you belong in Louise's top two?
Louise, I'm genuinely
looking for somebody that I can create a future
and a life and stuff with.
It's something that I never expected to happen
and it is a big deal for me to open up and be vulnerable.
But I want to be vulnerable with you,
and I want to be better for you all the time,
every day, and just continue
to grow this future.
Thank you.
Alright, Benedict, you're up.
I don't care where we are. It's you.
I fantasize about you. You're the person I want.
You're the person I think about all the time,
and I'm never gonna stop.
And the way you challenge me changes me as a man.
It makes me open up emotionally. It makes me open up sexually.
Whatever you need from me, it challenges me,
and it's gonna turn a page in my book,
and I can't wait to write this story with you.
Thank you.
I could read 84 pages of that.
Ladies, after everything you've heard,
do you feel confident
on who you're going to be eliminating tonight?
No.
I don't know.
Take as much time as you need
in the next three seconds.
Your time is up.
Alright, let's see who will be leaving here tonight
and who will be headed into the finale.
Tamaris, who are you saving tonight?
I am selecting Casey.
Alright, Casey.
You can take your seat. You're safe.
One spot left in your top two, babe.
Tom.
Take a seat. You can write about it tonight.
Tamaris, you selected two nice guys for your top two.
Mia, who is the first man
who you'll be selecting for your top two?
♪♪
Danny.
Congratulations, Danny. Please take your seat.
Who tonight will be joining Danny in your top two?
♪♪
Peter.
Take a seat, Peter.
Mia, you selected two f-boys for your top two.
Alright, Louise, who will be the first man
you're selecting for your top two?
And remember, Mercedes is an option here.
I'm saving Mercedes.
Alright, Mercedes, wherever you are, you're safe.
Our plumbing isn't, but you are.
Shit.
Alright, let's move on.
Nick or Benedict?
♪♪
Benedict.
Benedict, you can take a seat.
Louise, you've chosen one nice guy and one f-boy.
Asanté...
nice guy, nice try.
Alright, later.
Bye.
Kian, Nick, this doesn't bring me
as much joy as it usually does.
F-boy, f-bye.
Y'all be easy, fellas.
Gentlemen, congratulations.
You've made it into the final two.
You can take a breath... for now.
You've all managed to convince these women
that you are great and deserving men,
but do the eliminated guys feel the same way?
We'll find out tomorrow when you face them all in the Mansplain.
The Mansplain. Misery loves company.
Where every single eliminated person
tries to tear us down and help their butt-hurt ego.
I now need you to be honest about who these men are.
Hold back nothing.
He said if you guys do walk out in L.A. together
that he's gonna have to buy you a fake pair of boobs
because all of his girls have fake boobs.
He did. That's the truth.
Everything you say will come back to bite you.
He said that you're a gold digger.
He said things like he's gonna get
a shared house with Garrett back in L.A.,
they can't wait to fuck mad bitches.
And self-admittedly, he has a girlfriend.
Woman: What is happening right now?
You got to turn this bitch off.
You guys are ridiculous. I'm walking out of here.
Casey: Some of these guys think they're in a great spot right now.
From firsthand experience, buddy, you're not.
These guys have got to be worried.
♪♪
You have no idea what's about to happen.
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ We are a unit unstoppable ♪
♪ We are a unit of choice ♪
♪ We are a unit that's powerful ♪
♪ Nothing can stop the force ♪
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♪ Oh way oh ♪
♪ Oh way oh way oh way ♪
♪ Oh way oh ♪
♪ All around the world ♪
♪ Put 'em up ♪
♪ Raise 'em high ♪
♪ Sing it, girls ♪
♪ All around the world ♪
♪ Oh way oh ♪