♪ Killing myself ♪
♪ Just to give you life ♪
♪ And you don't even care ♪
♪ Layin' there, takin' it easy ♪
[ Laughter ] ♪ But that's not fair ♪
Last night was amazing. Yeah. [ Laughs ]
It really was.
Like, overall, like,
that was one of the best days of my entire life.
♪ Wavy from the substance in your head ♪
Morning. Good morning to you.
Morning.
How you feeling?
Feelin' like...
Feeling like I know you a lot better now.
I feel that.
♪ Lazy baby ♪
Good morning.
Feels right.
I really, really hope you're telling me the truth.
Always have and always will.
Peter.
Pete!
Peter Pete.
I think, uh, your ride is calling you.
Peter, get down here this instant, young man!
[ Laughs ]
I like you. Pete!
And I want you.
Yeah. Come on. Come on, baby.
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Hello! Bye, ladies!
-Bye! -Bye!
Look tired. Yeah?
A little bit. Didn't get a ton of rest.
Are we gettin' out of here? Yeah, man, it's about that time.
How was your night? How was my night? My night was --
You know, I went to sleep.
It sounded like a lot of sleeping.
♪♪
-How y'all feeling? -Eh, I've been --
I've felt better. I've also felt better.
I had a great night's sleep, for once.
Did you? Yeah.
Whoa. What got into you?
Right on this couch.
How do you think these guys are doing?
Well, uh...
Nobody came back to the house, so...
Nobody came back to the house. At all.
I don't care what happened last night, I don't care how --
how she feels about yesterday, like, I'm just ready to do me.
Doesn't really matter when you go to Baja
or how you spend it, so...
We're just excited. Ready to go.
Ready to get out of this fuckin' house.
Casey: The energy in the room is a little tense.
Everyone knows that the 24-hour mega date is huge.
That ultimately pretty much decides who gets the girl.
Hey, yo!
What's up, boys?
How we doing, gentlemen? Whoo!
-Come take a seat. -What up, baby?
So, the 24-hour date was amazing.
We went parasailing.
-Fucking damn it. -God damn it!
Fuckin' sucker. I told you.
I'm fuckin' pissed, bro.
Well, out of 10, what are you rating this 24-hour date?
I'm gonna give it a 10.
I'm gonna give it a 10, for real.
A'ight. Mr. Smiles, you're up.
Yeah, man, um...
We went on this little hike thing,
and we get to where we're supposed to get to,
and it's this beautiful-ass, like,
waterfall that you, like, see in, like, movies.
Man, I was honestly --
it was honestly one of the best days of my life, totally.
♪♪
-Um, I can't wait for this date. -Yeah, man.
Feel like I've been in the house for six weeks, locked up.
Last time I went on a date was with you.
[ Laughter ] That's true, dude.
That's true.
I get the first date of the show,
I get the last date of the show.
And I'm gonna end on her mind.
This is my Super Bowl, like, flip the coin.
Let's kick it off.
You know, I think it ended well for all of us.
Niko: We're just hoping we left a good final impression
that your dates fuckin' suck today.
[ Laughter ]
I'm gonna be miserable today.
I promise you.
♪♪
♪ I like them boys ♪
♪♪
[ Bird cries ]
♪♪
Mia: So, we're out in the middle of nowhere.
And there's -- This is where --
This is where you kill me? This is where I kill you.
Oh, awesome.
Can see a Jeep, though, so, um, off-roading?
We're going off-roading today.
Awesome.
I'm about to go on my mega date with Danny,
and I have this big decision coming up,
and I don't know if it's gonna be Danny or Peter or Jesus.
[ Harp plays, choir vocalizing ]
Right now, I'm picking Jesus because he's gonna need to
steer me in the right direction.
I need to get answers.
I'm just trying to figure out everything
that came out in Mansplain.
He needs to explain himself for what he said
and what, you know, was said about him.
You wouldn't be the girl he could bring home to his mother.
Do you know my mother?
What else did you say, too? You said you weren't gonna --
This was all a game to you.
You weren't gonna make it all the way with Mia.
I did. I did say that in the beginning,
before me and Mia even had conversations.
That first week, you called her every name in the book, man.
Every name in the book?
I mean -- Yeah, "This dumb bitch."
Oh, really?
♪♪
I mean, I was all gung-ho for Danny, and now I --
It's just -- It's just bad.
I'm nervous.
Yo, it's been a minute since I drove a car.
Oh, God. [ Laughs ]
I'm a little bit worried about our relationship right now.
Mansplain didn't really go too well in my favor.
Kind of I guess lost her trust in the moment,
but I think I can build it back up.
A little honesty is all I need to do.
[ Engine revving ]
Oh, my God. Danny, oh, my God!
Come on. This is fun.
Stop doing that, Danny! [ Laughs ]
Can you pay attention to the road?
Where are we going?!
Oh, it'll be fine.
Shit! Fuckin' up the car.
Oh, my God.
Breathe. I'm breathing.
[ Laughs ] Fuck.
You know, Pete might have stepped up
some ground yesterday,
but once I get my side of the story out,
hopefully we can go back to where we were.
Best case scenario, she forgives me and understands
where everything came from,
I get to spend the 24 hours with her.
Worst case scenario, I'm up shit's creek without a paddle.
♪♪
Mia: So, how you doing, Danny?
Danny: I'm doing good.
Since the Mansplain? You're doing good?
Yeah. Great. The Mansplain was just lovely.
Yeah. They, um...
Roasted me? They went in on you a little bit.
Destroyed me.
I was not expecting that for you.
Um, I wasn't expecting that, neither, honestly.
I thought I was really cool with a lot of the guys.
So, yeah.
Um, where do you want to start?
Like, calling me a dumb bitch.
I did not call you a dumb bitch.
I would never say that, even --
I didn't even know you at that point. Mm-hmm.
I didn't know anything about you.
I didn't know who you were.
It's just hard for me to, like -- You know?
No. I know. I told you the same thing.
My biggest thing was trust and communication.
And then, what's this whole thing about you
not being able to take me home to your mom?
[ Exhales deeply ]
So, there was a lot more to that.
So, I was told that, um,
somebody was spreading a rumor around,
saying that my mother would not be okay with me
dating a woman of color.
Which is a lie.
You're the type of woman I go for.
I like dark features, I like dark hair.
So it's kind of like --
You know, it was annoying when I heard that.
I don't know if Dewayne's the one who came up with that rumor,
but Dewayne didn't like from jump that me
and you were talking.
Everything Danny was talking about,
it makes sense. I get it.
And I don't think Danny called me a dumb bitch.
It's just not in his nature, his character.
There's something that keeps telling me, like,
this man is telling the truth.
He's gonna be with you till,
you know, whenever, he decides to die first
'cause he's older.
I'm not that type of dude. I'm not gonna flip out about it.
It is what it is. It's a game. That's the whole point.
But it bothers me.
I want this to be my last relationship.
I want this to be it, the final one.
I told you how it is with my mother.
I didn't have a family. You came from a family.
I never had that.
Like, I want to be a happy family with you.
I'm here for you, Mia.
I feel like going second on the 24-hour date
may come out as an advantage for me.
It was gas on the fire.
I was able to extinguish it at once today.
Can I finally get a kiss today?
♪♪
It's honestly what I've been waiting for, you know?
To spend the whole day with her
and get that real emotions out and everything, you know?
I'm just gonna hopefully leave a good impression
for the finale where she does pick me.
♪♪
Ready to go? Yeah, let's go.
♪♪
♪ So burn these walls and watch them fall ♪
Casey: All right, Napoleon.
Where we going?
What's yours named?
Rey, which is "king."
Really? Yeah.
Oh, that's way cooler.
And reina is queen.
Okay. Am I the king and you're the queen?
Is that how -- is that how we're doing it? Yeah.
I get to go second, so I think it's a positive thing.
I get to leave the last impression on Tamaris,
and I get to be the last person to hang out with her.
Watch out for the rock, brother.
Oh, God! Oh! Halt!
My ass is too bony for this shit.
Oh, ho-- This way?
Okay, he's eating.
All right. We're taking a pit stop?
Yeah. Got a little date set up for us?
Yes.
The most important thing that Tamaris and I
are working on is trust,
so today's just about really just showing her my real self.
Because I'm here to win,
I'm here to be the guy that leaves the island with her.
And if I don't win, I'll be kind of pissed and sad.
I was, like, trying to act all confident on the horse,
but I was really actually a little nervous.
It could've went wrong very quickly. [ Horse snorts ]
Yep. Yep.
[ Horse neighs ]
You're such a pro at doing that.
You must, like, pop champagne a lot.
What, pop bottles? Yeah.
I mean...
What's going on in your head?
Oh, that's a -- that's a tough question.
Well, it's not that tough. You're gonna answer.
What's going on in my head?
Well, first of all, I missed you.
Like, I like you. Like, I like you.
And, like, I am a fast-paced person,
and I want someone who can be by my side,
pushing me to be better, teaching me pilates,
standing sixty-nining. [ Laughs ]
I typically don't really like people.
Like, it takes years for me to tell them I love them.
And right now, I got butterflies inside my stomach.
I want nothing more for you to be my girl.
I just -- I told you from the jump
that if we leave this island together,
I'm 100% committed to you.
You better be. Oh, absolutely.
Like, you -- I am yours.
Casey makes me laugh.
I mean, he gives me all that spice I need.
But sometimes I think it's a little bit too good to be true.
Well, it kind of sounds good.
Ah! Stop.
I know. I'm your man?
Stop!
You're scaring me, but, yes, yes.
I mean, it's so annoying to say and share,
because I honestly don't want to get hurt.
Like, obviously, I think that we would have a great future,
but it's, like, super scary to me. Yeah.
Because maybe the outside world ends up being --
like, you end up being different... Mm-hmm.
...than what you are on this island. Yeah.
No. I understand that, and to be honest with you,
if this was a year ago,
or if this was Season 1, like, I would probably --
that'd be, like, a reasonable thing to be worried about,
but everything that's happened in this last year
has taught me a lot.
I just know that, if you were to choose me, coming out of here,
I would fucking commit to you
because, like, you're actually worth it.
Like, I would -- if I didn't think this was good,
I would tell you.
You know, I did some fucked-up shit.
I don't know how many times I told a guy
I was falling for them and not meant it
and it was just all a show.
So I just don't know.
I want to believe it, but, again...
...I've fucking done that in the past,
where I lied to someone about every single thing.
And the whole relationship was a lie.
You're my girlfriend if we leave here.
If you want to be or if you want to open up more and, like --
But do you want me to be your girlfriend? Oh, my God.
I-I would love to kind of take that step and communicate.
But, you know, the island, we're here to fall for each other,
and I definitely have feelings for you.
But I would love to get out, like, go on a trip,
or, like, go to Miami, have a great dinner,
like, just me and you, right?
So, it's gonna be super weird, me saying this,
and don't throw it back in my face... No. Of course.
...'cause if you do, I'm gonna be upset, obviously. Oh, my God. I would never.
I like you. Yeah.
Which is a very uncomfortable thing to say
because I don't like to show my feelings at all.
Yeah. And I think, possibly, in the near future,
I would want to be your, um, girl...
friend. Are you serious?
Wait. [ Chuckles nervously ]
I know you -- I know you hate -- Stop! Stop!
Don't make me repeat it. Don't make me repeat it.
No. I know you hate butterflies, but...
♪♪
That just made me so fucking happy.
I'm sorry. Stop!
Oh, my God. You're so annoying.
This is why I didn't want to say that.
No. That means a lot.
I mean, I know it's not easy
for you to open up, and I'm okay with that.
I will do that for you.
Which I don't do a lot.
[ Birds chirping ]
And I know you don't do a lot, either.
No. Not at all.
No. Are you trying not to smile?
Yeah. Are you trying not to smile?
♪♪
Come here.
♪♪
Come here. Give me a kiss.
♪♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Benedict: What do you have planned?
Louise: So, I was thinking you could give me a massage today.
I've been really stressed out.
♪ But you know your kiss ♪
♪ You know your ♪
I really want to see your technique
and your massaging skills.
Okay.
Louise: The stakes are really high.
I have nice guy Benedict and f-boy Mercedes,
and it feels like I have literally the devil
and the angel.
It's hard to kind of switch my focus.
♪ Dancin' around the subject ♪
♪ You don't know whether you like it or love it ♪
I really like Mercedes,
and we had a really good time last night.
But I definitely have real feelings for Benedict,
and that is the hardest part.
Like, Mercedes, we have this, like, sensual attraction,
and Benedict, I just feel like I can relax when I'm with him.
But I need that kind of sexual tension with him.
I need to make sure that that's compatible.
♪ Baby, it's already yours ♪
♪ It's already yours, it's already yours ♪
♪ It's already yours ♪
Benedict: I got picked second to go on the 24-hour date.
I think I'm well past due to spend some time with her.
I'm feeling nervous, but it's now or never.
I got to bring it, baby.
Show her who I really am.
What was the boat called on our first date?
Like, Happy Endings or something?
Oh, yeah, I think it was. Did you plan this?
[ Laughs ]
I want to show her a different side of me,
something that I can't show her at a mixer.
♪♪
Now that our relationship is blossoming and budding, like,
I can show her a different side of myself
that I'm comfortable to show her now because she's opened me up.
♪♪
Ooh. Wait a minute.
♪♪
I'm like, "Benedict, do you have a foot fetish?"
Oh, my gosh. This is like heaven.
We don't have to stop. 'Cause it's heaven for me, too.
Where has this side of Benedict been?
Because this is the Benedict I need.
He's, like, really stepping it up.
I didn't know Benedict had this side to him.
I need to get up here. Excuse me.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Don't try to massage me while I massage you.
♪♪
Benedict is so muscular. Like, his body is insane.
[ Exhales deeply ]
♪♪
I'm just, like, massaging him.
Like, I can feel every freakin' muscle, like...
Oh, he's so hot.
♪♪
Benedict: I've got to make every minute count.
[ Exhales deeply ]
[ Laughs ]
I haven't been this relaxed since I got here,
since our first date. Really?
So you've been stressed?
Mm. Not stressed.
It's just...
It's just a little bit of frustration every now and then
because I want you all to myself.
♪♪
I saw a little bit of Benedict's,
like, more sensual side, and I like it.
He's, like, a pleaser. He's a giver.
But I don't know. It's just, like...I need more.
What do you like about me?
Something that stands out to me is --
Well, first of all, you're beautiful.
And the way you care.
Like, when we talk, it's just, like --
it's totally different than any time
I've talked to any other girl.
It's been difficult for me to open up to Louise
this entire time
just because there's chaos happening at the house.
I really thought you were an f-boy.
I don't know why.
Like, I was like, "He acts like a nice guy,
but he's too hot to be a nice guy."
You get the best. You get the best of both worlds.
Do you feel like you're, like, ready for a relationship?
Mm-hmm.
I'm sure because I can tell you're challenging me,
and I can tell you -- you demand things of me.
That means a lot because it's not just, like,
you are you'ing with me.
You're, like, pressing me because you care.
And the fact that every time I see you,
you get more and more beautiful.
I'm like, "What is happening?"
[ Laughs ]
Louise: I mean, I definitely feel more myself
when I'm with Benedict.
He could be, like, that life partner for me.
We have a lot to unpack because we haven't really had,
like, this real one-on-one time.
And maybe this is what I need.
Like, I need someone to be sweet with me
and treat me like I'm delicate, and I just -- I don't know.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪ I don't want to be alone tonight ♪
♪♪
♪ I know it ain't right ♪
♪ But I need you by my side ♪
♪ Need you by my side ♪
♪ Said I need you by my side ♪
♪ Need you by my side ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I don't want to be alone tonight ♪
♪ No, it ain't right ♪
♪♪
♪ Light of my life ♪
♪ Ain't nobody shine like you ♪
♪ And I feel alive when I got you right by my side ♪
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Cork pops ]
I've hoped for a guy like Danny,
and today, all day, after Mansplain,
it's just been complete honesty.
He's gonna give me shit,
but at the same time, he's gonna take my shit.
And I feel like if I give Peter shit,
he's gonna be like, "Fuck you,"
and leave and walk away like he's done multiple times.
So, how are you feeling after our date today?
I'm feeling a lot better than I was.
I'm just happy that we're on better terms now.
I wanted to get back to where we were
before the Mansplain. Yeah.
I feel like that kind of really took a step on us,
but, I mean, in a relationship, that's what you got to do --
work through things.
What about you?
I missed, like, us. Us.
Yeah.
But I was pissed.
I know you were. I saw it on your face.
Any time I get with you is just worth it,
whether it be 10 minutes, an hour.
These are the best moments.
Yeah. Just when we're just relaxed.
Us. Chillin'. Just...
Chill.
Danny is, like, the man that I need in my life.
And Danny and I talk.
He just gets me.
[ Exhales deeply ]
Bed. Right?
Bed. Well-needed.
Definitely well-needed.
Danny and I started off not liking each other.
Then this bond grew, and now I like Danny.
I love Danny. I love who he is as a person.
I'm falling for an f-boy.
Actually, two f-boys.
Danny and Peter are completely different people.
♪ Know I've been stressed out ♪
How am I just so attracted to both?
♪ Think I got to crush on you ♪
♪ Wanna try something new ♪
♪ Think I got to crush on you ♪
♪ Do you want me, babe? ♪
♪ Do you want me? ♪
Mia: Ah.
♪♪
[ Laughs ] Wow.
There's stairs.
Yeah, there's stairs right here.
No, I don't think -- Oh, my God.
We're done. You're done walking to the bed.
Just carry me there. [ Laughs ]
Benedict: I feel great right now.
All I have to do is be myself and prove
a couple more things to her that are inside of me already.
I just got to pull it out.
[ Laughs ] You're done walking around me.
Okay. You can put me down now. Whoo.
This is it for me.
Like, it's -- it's nice guy versus f-boy.
♪♪
It's cute!
Louise: I want to figure out Benedict's edge
a little bit more to see if we can get that bond
that I have with Mercedes.
Like, it's not, obviously, the same relationship,
but I want to get to that same level
and what that looks like for Benedict and I.
This is so good. [ Laughs ]
Do you feel that? I don't know.
Yeah. I think we just, like, click.
You bring out, like, the funny side of me, though,
that sometimes I -- I don't show everybody.
You give me a --
You give me a feeling, like, that I --
I've never felt, honestly.
And I just want to -- Does it scare you?
No. It -- It scares me, like, "Whoa."
Like, it's -- It makes me, like --
When you said me and you are too good to be true,
it almost makes me feel that.
I'm like, "Is this -- Like, this happened, like, here?"
Mm-hmm.
Benedict: My hope tonight
is that we keep going on the same route that we left off.
After the massage, after the pool, it was like,
"This is it. This is real life."
Like, I have zero room for error tonight.
Like, one false word, one false move,
and, like, it could all go down the drain.
Like, my hopes and dreams, my girl.
I want to know more about you, though.
Like, what are your fetishes?
[ Music slows, stops ]
You were kissing my feet today.
I heard you say something about...
you liking your feet kissed. Yeah, I like that.
And I did it one time, and you're like, "Ooh,"
and I was like, "Okay."
Do you have a foot fetish?
A l-- I mean...
[ Laughs ] It's okay.
I wouldn't go 100% down on it, but, like, yeah.
Like, you're not on, like, WikiFeet
or whatever that shit's called. No, that's not --
I don't follow, like, feet.
What's yours? Besides your feet.
I like, um, I like, like, role-play.
I like dressing up.
Ooh. Really? Yeah.
What's, like, the craziest thing you've ever dressed up as?
I dressed up like a dog, and I, like --
[ Both laugh ]
And I, like, crawled around the city of Indianapolis
for like two hours.
Swear to God.
Yeah, Like, through parks and stuff.
Like, I had, like, ears.
I'd walk past people that were walking their dogs,
and they'd be like...
So you want to dress up like dogs together?
We should.
Where should we do it?
[ Laughing ] Um...
Where's the craziest place you've had sex?
My friend's parents' van.
What? [ Laughs ] What the fuck?
It was just, like, the only place available.
You just went in their van and -- It was a big van.
[ Laughing ] What the fuck?
Fucking in his friend's van?
Like, that's, like, not the edge that I was looking for.
No more role play. [ Laughs ]
You're done with it already.
You're like, "Not my fetish anymore."
♪ 'Cause no one makes me feel the way you do now ♪
♪ Like you do now ♪
♪♪
Hold up.
Then we come back.
♪♪
[ Laughs ] No! You're supposed to kiss me.
Wait, wait. Take 2. Take 2.
Yeah. Okay.
Louise: That comedy and the humor is perfect.
But, like, I just need to, like, teach him a few things, I think,
and we'll be fine.
He dresses up like dogs. Dogs can learn new tricks.
♪ Way that you move your body ♪
♪ Make it look like a hobby ♪
♪ Every time that you touch me ♪
♪ It's electricity ♪
♪ Things we discover ♪
♪ Underneath last night's covers ♪
♪ Everything came so easy ♪
♪ It's electricity ♪
[ Insects chirping ]
♪ You left your fingerprints on my heart ♪
Casey: With Tamaris,
tonight gives me a chance to solidify what we have.
I'm going to be honest and tell her how I feel.
And I will show her a glimpse of the future
and what it holds for us.
Mansplain.
Yep.
Let's talk about what Zach said
and how you kind of always went back to your ex.
That kind of bothered me. It was tough, yeah.
I mean, you know, when you have feelings for someone
for a long time and you break up,
it just doesn't immediately go away.
In my back of my head, like, I just keep thinking that...
I'm, like, a rebound, and I keep thinking that...
that after this, you're just gonna keep in contact with her,
and that will, like --
I don't keep in contact with any of my exes.
I just feel, like, there's no reason for me
to keep in contact with them, you know?
Yeah, yeah. And we're -- we're not in contact anymore.
You're by no means a rebound.
I do...to an extent, trust Casey.
And I do believe what he's saying is truthful
and he is being honest with me.
You know, she was a comfortable person for me,
but that -- that's -- that's over.
And I told you I wouldn't be here if I wasn't --
wasn't ready.
There's nothing more that I want
than to leave this island with you.
'Cause we'd be such a great team.
And you bring emotion out of me
that I don't fucking tell anybody.
Like, I love you.
Oh, shit. Stop.
[ Music stops ] Casey: Wait. What?
Did I just say that? How did I get here?
I swear I meant to say, "I like you."
No. You love me. It's okay.
I don't think that -- that -- that was...
We need to cut that.
Make sure you bring that up in interview
that he said that he loves me,
because it was a very serious face,
and the cameras caught it, too.
[ Tape rewinding ] Casey:[ Voice distorted ] I love you.
Producer: Reaction to you saying, "I love you."
Oh, shit.
I was so zoned in on saying nice things about her,
and I'm not at that point yet,
but it kind of just, like, came out.
Elephant shoes. Elephant shoes.
[ Laughing ]
I'm never gonna live that down.
No, never.
Tamaris: Obviously, he was joking.
Kind of seemed like he was serious, but in a way, like --
We know. He was joking. He doesn't love me.
We know that.
But it kind of feel good even if it was a joke.
You really are unbelievable.
And you've completely blown me out of the water.
I didn't know what to expect when I came here, and...
the fact that I met you, like, I feel lucky.
And you should feel lucky, 'cause I'm fuckin' sweet.
[ Laughs ] I am so lucky I met you.
Wow.
I will spend every day earning your trust.
Okay.
I'll take care of you when you need it.
What do you want from me?
Would you like...
You.
...to come over?
I'd like to come over. Yeah?
I'll come over.
You'll come over? Yeah.
Yeah? What are we gonna do?
Talk. Talk?
Yeah.
Like, we've done a lot of talking today.
♪ I know you're scared ♪
♪ I'm frightened, too ♪
♪♪
Casey's at a 90% trust.
He's still got a lot more to go, because 10% doesn't come easy,
but yes, Casey, I am trusting you, honey.
Please don't break my heart.
♪ Whatever you want ♪
♪ Whatever you need ♪
♪ Baby, don't hesitate to tell me ♪
[ Cork pops ] ♪ If ever you hurt ♪
♪ If ever you scream ♪
♪ Baby, I'm right here if you need me ♪
♪ We don't know what we're fallin' into ♪
♪ Just stay calm ♪
♪ I'll be here to catch you ♪
♪ There are no limits to what we can do ♪
♪ Because we have found we can breathe here in outer space ♪
♪♪
♪ I don't care ♪
♪ No, I don't care ♪
♪ What you're doing to me ♪ [ Indistinct conversations ]
♪♪
Peter: All right, fellas.
How do we feel about the dates that's going on right now?
I don't know, dude. This sucks.
Mercedes: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're out there with our girls.
Yeah. But I trust Louise.
Trust is probably the most important thing
in a relationship, probably next to communication.
I trust Mia. I think she's gonna make the right decision.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm not gonna sit here and act too cool for school.
The thought of her even kissing Casey makes me want to throw up.
[ Music stops ]
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
Yep, yep.
♪♪
I haven't had ice cream since I was here.
I miss ice cream.
I should've been asking for that the whole time. I know.
♪♪
I used to work at a fruit stand.
No, you didn't. Swear to God.
Shut the fuck up. My first job.
If this is anything like the future,
like, it's gonna be fucking -- it's gonna be so good.
And you told me you loved me last night, too, so...
Excuse me? What?
You said it on camera, okay?
I never said that. Do not say that.
Because that's not okay, 'cause I don't love you.
Good morning, party people!
Benedict: Oh! Louise: Good morning.
What's up? How you guys doing?
How'd you guys sleep? Good.
How are you? Danny: Very well.
Tamaris and the baby-faced assassin himse--
Uh, why do you have on Tamaris's slippers?
Oh, no. You guys look good --
You guys look good in pink.
They actually fit.
Casey: I feel like a bougie-ass bitch. Tamaris: They do not fit.
Danny: You're a fancy bitch.
That's okay, 'cause Niko did the same thing.
I forgot who that was. What's his -- Who's Niko?
Well, we have a big night to get ready for.
♪♪
So I'm kickin' y'all out of my house.
Can we eat your food first? [ Laughs ]
No. You got to get ready. I'm sorry.
Louise: Guys, you got to go.
I have these two f-boys.
They can take all the money and leave me here
on this island, or they can split it with me.
So this shit is crazy.
I never thought I would have feelings
for two guys at one time.
Casey: All right, bro. Tamaris: Later.
♪♪
You know, hopefully we, the three of us,
did a good enough job on our 24-hour date
that their 24-hour date wasn't that good.
Peter: If I'm up there on the chopping block
and Mia chooses Danny, I will be shocked.
Yeah.
What's up, guys? Yerr!
Mercedes: What up? What up, boys?
Yo! Youse guys.
How we feeling? [ Laughs ]
Shit.
Youse guys. Whoo! Youse guys.
Danny: These guys. How's it going?
How you feeling, Ben?
Peter: Benny, Benny. Yo.
Start from the top. Look at the toes, though. That's how you know.
Niko: Hey, the toes!
Hey. Do I need to say anything?
That's it. The toes.
Me and Mercedes is what "FBoy Island" is all about.
Nice guy, f-boy battling for a woman's heart.
We got to relax and really, like, tell each other
how we really feel, like, in the future, right now.
It was real romance.
I haven't felt that in a long time.
Cool. Yeah.
It was a good night.
Mercedes: I didn't come here to get second place to Benedict.
I'm hotter than him. I'm more exciting than him.
He's the guy that you take home to your mom,
and she's like, "Yay. You know, great guy."
But he's not the guy that you want to rip his clothes off.
I'm that guy.
Benedict: All right. I think that's it. Let's, uh...
There's one big, big, big one to talk about in the room.
Benedict: Let's get ready for the day.
We had a fun date, and she wrote me a note, actually.
Mercedes: Ooh. Yeah, she wrote me a note to share with you guys.
You gonna read it? Yeah, I'll read it to you.
♪♪
It says, "Tell Niko to start packing his shit."
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
♪ It's going through my head ♪
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪
♪ Through my veins it spreads ♪
♪ I don't wanna stop it ♪
♪ 'Cause I just took hit of some power ♪
♪ Power, power, power, power ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Hit of some power ♪
You guys, this is it.
This is, like, the biggest decision
we're gonna ever have to make.
What do you guys think about Niko?
He definitely cares about you,
and I feel like he's super solid.
I mean, there was this one moment
where we kissed on the boat,
and, like, I felt that passion.
Niko's a good guy. He is.
Literally a good guy.
Tamaris: What do you guys think about Casey?
Louise: I think Casey is really good with his words.
You know, he seems like he might have really reformed.
Got to think, like, he really did come in here as a nice guy.
I think he's really good guy
and he knows what he wants, just like you do.
I mean, you have both nice guys, so, like, you can't lose.
I have all nice guys, so I really don't have to worry
about the guy choosing the money over me.
But what I'm scared of is that they were only a nice guy
to split the money with me so that they don't look bad,
and then I get ghosted after the island.
This is my last decision I make,
and it's gonna be a very hard one.
♪♪
Mia, how are you feeling?
I'm just gonna follow my heart at this point.
I mean, it all depends on my wants and my needs.
It's like, I've always wanted Peter.
I always loved the idea of Peter --
you know, Peter Park 2.0.
But then I have Danny, and he gives me everything that I need,
like feeling protected, feeling comforted.
Like, he's always there, like, when I need him.
Danny's in love with you. [ Laughs ]
I know that he wants, like, a long-term thing with you.
Like, he wants a family with you.
I mean, I don't know if Peter can do that.
No.
I don't want to be hurt.
And either one of them have the opportunity to hurt me.
Danny gives me exactly what I need out of a relationship.
I mean, Danny is definitely the safer choice.
But Peter is what I want.
So I don't know what I'm gonna do tonight.
Louise... I'm freaking out. I'm torn.
I have Mercedes and Benedict,
and they're completely different people.
Benedict, he's so positive,
and, like, I feel like there's room for me
to really grow as a person with him.
I love Benedict.
I have nothing to say bad about Benedict.
You know, I have Mercedes, and I just am so scared that,
like, Mercedes isn't who he says he is.
Even the way the guys talk about him,
like, they don't paint Mercedes in a positive light.
No. And I see a totally different person.
Like, if we're already having trust issues
with this whole f-boy, like, all the drama...
it's like, that's not a foundation.
Louise: The stakes are really high tonight.
I am risking it all.
I really, really like Mercedes,
but I do have fears that he could take the whole $100K,
and that is a huge risk.
I see a future with Benedict.
I feel like he is gonna support me in whatever I do,
and I'll do the same with him.
But it's like Benedict lacks that kind of passion,
and I just feel like I am the lead in this relationship,
and I don't want to be that all the time.
I think we just have to be strong in our choice
and hope that it pans out for the best.
Definitely.
Tamaris: Can we group-hug before we have this... Yeah.
I'm down.
...Emotional day?
[ Chuckles ]
Guys. I love you!
Everything's gonna be okay.
I'm looking at both of your boobs.
I'm like, "Yeah. Boobies in my face."
Oh, my gosh.
Sorry. I love the boobs.
♪♪
Mia: I have these two f-boys
that have all of the freakin' power.
I don't have a confident bone in my body right now.
♪♪
Tamaris: I don't know who I'm gonna choose.
I don't know what's gonna happen after the island.
This is my last decision, and it's gonna be a very hard one.
♪♪
Louise: I see a life with Benedict,
but I also see a life with Mercedes,
and it's completely different.
♪♪
Good evening, ladies.
Hi. Good evening, Nikki.
Just 10 weeks ago, each one of you came here to FBoy Island
with the intention of putting yourselves to the test.
You came here to see if you could tell a nice guy
from an f-boy.
You asked men tough questions,
but you asked yourselves even tougher ones.
Can an f-boy truly change?
Does being a nice guy mean really anything
unless there's that passion there?
And did I bring enough underwear for 10 weeks?
[ Laughs ]
I've seen you go from roasting f-boys
to saying tearful goodbyes to nice guys and f-boys alike.
I've seen three powerful, incredible, gorgeous women
lean on one another
when you didn't even know each other before you got here.
But you instantly snapped into this sisterhood
where you leaned on each other for support, guidance,
and lip gloss.
[ Laughter ] Lip gloss. The lip gloss.
But truly, it's been awesome to watch.
I'm sure you know exactly what to expect tonight.
You could pick a nice guy, you split $100,000
between the two of you.
If you pick an f-boy, the money now becomes his,
and he can either split it with you or take it all for himself.
Well, I'm about to blow that shit up.
[ Down-tempo music plays ] There's one more option.
In the interest of leveling the playing field
and giving you three the true power of choice here...
ladies, you can choose to break up
with both of your top two men tonight.
You could choose neither one of them...
Oh, shit. ...and keep the whole $100,000
for yourself. Mia: Oh, shit.
Just like an f-boy has the power to do if you choose him.
Tamaris: Oh.
What the fuck?
Oh...
...my... ...goodness!
I did not see that coming.
♪♪
Oh, no fucking way!
My head is spinning.
Tamaris: My mind is teeter-tottering.
Holy shit. What?
Mia: That's a lot of money.
I just -- I don't know what I'm gonna do.
And let me just tell you this.
The men have no idea that this is even an option.
Wow.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
Nikki: Mia, you were in a very risky spot up until now,
where there is a safe bet for you.
But it means sacrificing Peter or Danny.
Damn. I --
You've put a lot -- a lot -- into them.
But now... you can kiss them goodbye
and do exactly what an f-boy could do
to either you, Louise, or you, Mia, tonight
and take it all for yourself.
The true test begins now.
Wow.
Let's bring out the boys.
♪♪
Tonight is the biggest night of my "FBoy Island" career.
Tonight's the finale, and it's me versus Peter, man.
Oh, my gosh. [ Chuckles weakly ]
We got Korea versus Italy.
F-boy versus f-boy.
Hair gel versus a buzz cut.
I'm wearing all black at the finale
because it's Danny's funeral. [ Chuckles ]
Congratulations, you guys. You made it to the finale.
Now, the men in front of you who came in here as f-boys,
or last season were f-boys, have claimed to change.
Now, that may or may not be true.
Maybe they've been playing you all along and really well.
Maybe they can't wait to take that $100,000
all to themselves and buy some car
that one of their ex-girlfriends will surely key within the week.
Or maybe the nice guys in front of you
are just as nice as they seem.
And that is the problem.
Too much nice, not enough spice.
You paid a heavy price.
A little advice. I'll make this concise.
Next time, put the nice on ice.
And I'm sorry for all of that.
That was really good. That was good.
Sorry. That was really good.
Nikki: That took me three hours to write.
And now that that's out of the way, let's begin.
Mercedes, why don't you tell Louise
why you deserve to be chosen tonight?
Louise, my love,
I know our journey hasn't been perfect.
But...
we've come out stronger after everything, every time.
And that shows me that a relationship outside of this
could work.
And I want you to be mine,
because I've been yours since day one
when you put this VIP necklace around my neck.
Excited to see you tonight. Yes.
♪♪
I can confidently say that, Louise,
I am falling in love with you.
♪♪
And I know that I'm not... the safe choice,
but I'm the right choice.
♪♪
Louise, we're... meant for each other.
Our relationship, to me, is so natural, it's so easy.
It's never gonna get old.
I'm a gentleman.
I don't have a toxic bone in my body.
And if I do, it's my weird, broken-looking toe.
But that's it. [ Laughs ]
I don't care about the $50K.
I'm gonna end up spending that on you anyway
when we travel the world, when we go to London.
I'm gonna treat you like royalty,
'cause you deserve that.
[ Smooches ]
This is a tough decision.
I could not have more polar-opposite guys.
You have two amazing men who care a lot about you
in your final two and who seem to know you very well.
♪♪
Mercedes: I don't expect Benedict to do anything
besides sit there, smile, and lose.
Let me remind you before you make your decision --
If you choose Benedict, you will split $100,000
between the both of you.
If you choose Mercedes, he alone will be given the $100,000
to decide if he wants to either share it with you
or keep it for himself.
Louise: I don't know which decision
is the right decision.
Nikki: Louise, who do you want to choose
as your final man?
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
♪♪
[ Music builds, stops ]
Mercedes.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Down-tempo music plays ] Benedict: I'm hurt.
I'm upset.
That was the first time I've ever felt this rejected.
Well, Benedict... nice guy, nice try.
♪♪
[ Sobs ]
♪♪
[ Voice breaking ] I don't feel good.
It sucks breaking up with someone.
♪♪
[ Sobs, sniffs ] It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
I just let a nice guy go, and now I have Mercedes,
and he might not --
he might not even split the money with me.
I'm gonna miss you so much. [ Sobs ]
I'll miss you, too.
♪♪
I can't believe it's over.
♪♪
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Mercedes: I feel fucking amazing right now, man.
I'm on top of the fucking world.
This is un-fucking-real.
I am definitely the best f-boy to ever play this game.
You chose f-boy Mercedes.
Now, Mercedes, this now means
you alone are in control of $100,000.
♪♪
And Louise's heart now hangs in the balance.
Now the power's in my hands. It's no longer in hers.
$100,000 is a lot of money.
I could do a lot with $100,000.
Louise...I came here as an f-boy.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
There's been many people warning you about who I am.
♪♪
And...
[ Music builds ]
♪♪
...they were wrong.
And I'm splitting the money.
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
[ Both laughing ]
Mercedes: I'm truly so happy right now.
It couldn't have gone any better.
You know, I got my money, and I got my girl.
And to all those motherfuckers who were trying to tear me down,
said that I was a bad guy,
said that I was gonna take the money, fuck you!
My biggest fear was him walking away with the $100K.
And look, I took a risk, and it paid off.
Yeah.
♪♪
I was so scared. Nikki: All right.
Congratulations, you two.
The show must go on.
Mia...
Hi. ...it's time.
[ Exhales deeply ]
Danny, please tell Mia why you deserve to be her final choice.
Mia, um, I started off in your bottom two.
I fought my way all the way to your top two.
But I'm not done yet.
I need to be your only one.
I mean, we've spoken about futures,
we've spoken about family, we've spoken about pretty much
everything there is to speak about.
And I may sound like a broken record at this point,
but, you know, you being vulnerable showed me
that I could let those walls down.
And you have full access to my heart at this point.
I just hope it's me at the end of this.
You know, I'm real about this.
Like, I can confidently say
I'm no longer an f-boy because of her.
I just hope she makes the right choice.
All right, Peter.
[ Exhales sharply ]
My fucking heart is beating out my chest.
Um, hold on. Give me a second here.
[ Insects chirping ]
Mia, you have challenged me when I got too comfortable.
You believed in me when I didn't believe in myself.
I came as a f-boy, but now I'm leaving tonight as reformed.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
I want to continue to be challenged by you
and grow old with you.
And like you once told me,
we ride together, we die together.
Peter and Mia for life.
Yours truly.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Mia: I don't know what I'm about to do.
I have these two f-boys that have
all of the freakin' power that they can take all the money
and leave me here on this island.
Maybe I'll just keep the money for my damn self.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Nikki: Well, Mia, are you ready?
[ Exhales deeply ] I'm not.
Okay.
Your decision right now rests on who you trust
and who is the man you see a future with
and who you want to leave here pursuing a relationship with.
♪♪
Peter.
[ Waves breaking ]
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
What the fuck?
[ Exhales deeply ]
♪♪
Peter: Fuck.
Wow.
♪♪
Danny, I'm sorry.
I know this is shocking.
How -- How is this news landing to you?
Danny: Oh, it hurts.
I mean, it's one of them things, I guess.
You know, I said I wanted what was best for her,
and if it's Peter, so be it.
Danny, we know that you locked in your decision
earlier tonight.
Please tell Mia --
Would you have taken the money for yourself
and broken up with her, or would you have split it with her?
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
♪♪
I chose to split the money with her.
♪♪
Thank you for your time here, for being so vulnerable,
for showing us f-boys can change.
And I hope you keep being the person
that we saw you turn into here.
I'm so sorry to say this, but...f-boy, f-bye.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
♪♪
♪ I lost myself in loving you ♪
♪ In loving you, became someone else ♪
Niko: You did it, Pete.
Congratulations. You did it, bro.
♪♪
Danny...
♪♪
Listen. Danny...
Danny -- Danny -- Danny...
♪♪
I -- Danny...
Danny... [ Sobs softly ]
♪♪
I am.
♪♪
I -- Danny --
I'll walk out of here with my head high.
♪♪
I'm gonna head out. Good luck.
♪ I lost myself in loving you ♪
♪ Loving you ♪
♪ Became someone else I never knew ♪
♪ I never knew ♪ Danny: She lied to me.
Over and over again.
Multiple times.
I mean, I guess at the end of the day,
this is more of a blessing than a curse, you know?
She swore to me, she promised me,
she told me pinkie promises meant the world to her.
♪♪
This is why I have a wall up.
This is why I'm an f-boy.
I should've listened to my red flags.
I don't date Geminis, and I gave it a chance.
♪ Lost myself ♪
♪ I lost myself in loving you ♪
So, Peter, let's cut to the chase.
Are you going to take the $100,000
that is now in your control and split it with Mia
and decide to pursue a relationship...
or are you going to leave here and keep it all for yourself
and break up with Mia?
What's it gonna be? [ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Exhales deeply ] Fuck, dude.
[ Sniffs ]
Um, you know, me coming here,
I had a big target on my back.
Everybody was coming after me, saying,
"Peter, you're not here for the right reasons.
You're gonna take the money if you get into the finale
and you get picked by Mia."
And you know what?
I...
[ Music builds ]
♪♪
...I got to prove everybody wrong.
I'm gonna split the money with you, baby.
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
Mia: Yes!
God damn it! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Mia: I am on top of the world right now.
I mean, I went with my heart and what I wanted,
and...I got it.
Am I dreaming? [ Chuckles ] No.
[ Laughter ] No? Okay.
Peter: It means the world to me.
She has changed me. Mia is my prize.
♪♪
Well, so far... such an incredible night.
You've both tamed f-boys, Mia and Louise.
[ Exhales deeply ] [ Down-tempo music plays ]
So, finally...
Yeah.
...Tamaris, you are choosing
between your final men tonight --
nice guy Niko and nice guy Casey.
Now, whatever happens, girl,
you're guaranteed to walk away with $50,000 here.
So, Niko, tell Tamaris why you deserve to be chosen in the end.
Tamaris... Hi.
...I remember standing next to some 30 dudes,
not knowing what their real intentions were,
and I remember seeing three beautiful women.
But only one caught my eye.
It was this gorgeous, gorgeous girl with pink hair.
And now I stand here today.
I got to see that girl for who she was.
I learned that she works her tail off,
that she's strong, independent, she's real career-driven,
and that she's only just getting started.
Tamaris, I believe we've left no stone unturned.
There's no red flags.
I've never been a self-proclaimed f-boy.
I don't hang out with a Garrett or a Zach.
On this stage, I'll ask one time.
Tamaris, will you please choose us?
♪♪
Thank you.
Nikki: Casey.
Coming back here, I know a lot of the guys
initially thought I was an f-boy.
[ Clears throat ] Mercedes, Peter.
[ Laughter ]
Sorry, brother. I'm sorry.
Mercedes: I love you, man. Love you.
But, um, we communicated, and we fought for each other.
And against all odds, we made it.
We fuckin' made it, and it's all because of you.
You, Tamaris, gave me the chance to show you who I really am.
Coming back to this island
was the best decision that I've ever made
because I found a future in you and I found a future in us.
If you pick me tonight, I promise to make you laugh.
I promise to be your best friend.
And I promise to support you and take care of you,
especially on the hard days.
Happiness is only real when it's shared,
and I want to share my happiness with you.
Nikki: Thank you, Senator.
Do you also promise to lower our taxes?
[ Laughter ]
Sorry. That was great, Casey.
Thank you.
Well, two impassioned speeches from two nice guys
who truly seem to care a lot about you.
But, Tamaris... [ Dramatic music plays ]
...it is now time for you to make a choice.
♪♪
Tamaris: [ Exhales deeply ]
Niko...
I feel that you can't handle me
and our lives can't mesh together.
♪♪
Casey, you're really good with your words,
and...you have opened up to me.
But I'm not sure if you're being honest.
♪♪
[ Music builds ]
I choose myself.
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh ♪
I can't be anyone's girl.
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh ♪
♪♪
You're choosing yourself? Tamaris: Yep.
I came here as a...f-girl.
Oh, shit.
♪♪
What this means and what the girls knew and you didn't know
is that there was a third option here for them.
They had the option to choose no one
and keep the $100,000 for themselves.
That's good shit. Wow.
♪♪
I'm sorry.
At the end of the day, I had to choose myself.
Tamaris: Even though it was a very hard decision,
sometimes you have to choose yourself,
and that's never a bad thing.
I'm not gonna lie. I had fun.
Just these guys wanted something more than I could offer them.
What the fuck?
[ Clears throat ]
Guys have been breaking up with girls
and hurting them for years.
Like, this is nothing new.
And it's not like a smack in the face,
like they didn't see this coming.
Sometimes I'm super hard in letting people in.
Like, I don't trust people.
What gets you out of bed in the morning?
Money. Money?
Yeah. I'm a hustler.
I don't know how many times I told a guy
I was falling for them and not meant it
and it was just all a show.
[ Laughs ] Yeah.
I was a cheater once, so... You were a cheater?
You know, I was a little f-girl.
I know you've been cheated on, but have you cheated?
Yeah. You have?
I went through my f-girl phase.
[ Music builds ]
I am so sorry.
[ Exhales deeply ]
Can I get makeup in here, please?
And...done. [ Laughter echoing ]
Tamaris: You want to be an f-boy?
I can be an f-girl.
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
♪♪
Damn. It's just, uh...
♪♪
Yeah. I mean, I, uh -- This is the worst.
I don't -- I feel miserable.
Niko, be smarter next time, buddy.
This guy came back from the grotto,
and he thought he had a chance.
I don't even know what to say.
Feel like I got to sit on it for a second.
Okay.
You don't want to say something emotional and in the moment.
Mm-hmm. We would love for you to.
Yeah. Well, I-I know that.
I know that. [ Exhales deeply ]
It's just a lot. It's just a lot.
♪♪
I just feel a little hurt, a little, uh...
a little misled, I guess, so...
Listen.
I'm sad that I had to let go of two great guys,
'cause they are amazing guys, but I am happy
I chose myself at the end of the day
because that's the only person I can ever depend on.
That's good. That's good stuff.
[ Down-tempo music plays ] [ Sighs ]
♪♪
I'm -- I'm devastated, to be honest.
You know, I feel like a fucking idiot.
♪♪
This is what it feels like to get absolutely fucked.
That's some f-girl shit right there.
That's some f-girl shit. I'll tip the cap.
I'll give some respect. Respect is due.
She played the fuck out of me.
Thank you for standing up here and taking it, guys.
I know this is tough.
And it brings me no pleasure to say nice guys, nice try.
All right, boys. Mia.
I'll see you guys, all right?
All right, man.
♪♪
Casey: You fucking kidding me?
[ Inhales, exhales deeply ]
[ Insects chirping ]
Fuck that.
As much as it sucks, as much as I'm hurting right now,
I can't wait to gather my emotions and --
and go try to find someone who is ready.
'Cause I'm ready. I'm changed.
I don't want to be an f-boy anymore.
I came here for a reason.
And I want someone who wants the same things as I do.
It just wasn't her.
♪♪
I think you set a new precedent tonight
in what it means to win.
Yeah. So f-girl, f-hi.
[ Laughter ]
Mercedes: You know, congratulations.
You played the game better than us f-boys.
Good for you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I am extremely proud of her decision
for taking the whole $100,000.
She trusted herself, and herself got her $100,000.
F-boys better watch out,
'cause the f-girls are ready to fuck shit up.
Ooh.
[ Chuckles ] Ha!
Honestly, every decision that was made tonight
we need to celebrate.
♪ Oh ♪ [ All cheering ]
♪ This right here your chance ♪
♪ Learn it from the best ♪
Tamaris: Listen, I am happy that Louise and Mia found someone,
but, at the end of the day, I'm fucking ecstatic.
I just won $100K.
I played this game to the best of my ability,
and I kind of fucked over these f-boys and nice guys.
But, like, listen. They fell for it.
Cheers to Tamaris for showing us how to play a game.
Whoo! Cheers.
♪ Treat me, love me like I love me ♪
♪ Completely and deeply, now ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Treat me like I treat me ♪
♪ Exceptional ♪
♪ You know anything less is unacceptable ♪
♪ Don't get me wrong, I'm flexible ♪
♪ But only in all the ways my legs can go ♪
♪ Confessional, I'm skeptical ♪
♪ 'Cause being on my level is difficult ♪
♪ You better wake up and put me ♪
♪♪