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- [beeps]
- [woman] <i>Bro, remember Obama?</i>

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[man] <i>I do not. Who's that?</i>

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[woman scoffs] <i>Asshole. You do.</i>
<i>Cut it out, man.</i>

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- [man] <i>Barack Obama. Just hit me.</i>
- [woman] <i>Of course.</i>

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<i>Barack Hussein, which by the way</i>
<i>is the coldest middle name in the game.</i>

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<i>It's like if my middle name</i>
<i>was Gambino Crime Family.</i>

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<i>- It's just gangster. Come on, man.</i>
- [man laughs]

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<i>- I mean, he smoked Newports.</i>
- [woman]<i> Newports.</i>

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[man] <i>What else you gonna say?</i>

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<i>The president of the United States</i>
<i>was smoking Newports.</i>

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<i>I'm like, this is my guy.</i>

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[woman] <i>Bro, has to be.</i>

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<i>He's smoking the preferred cigarette</i>
<i>of crackheads across the globe.</i>

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[man laughing]

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[woman] <i>That's what I love about Barack,</i>
<i>is like, he's become such an icon.</i>

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<i>He's kind of like Jesus.</i>

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<i>Like, he could just be whatever</i>
<i>version of him you want him to be.</i>

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- [man] <i>Hmm.</i>
- [Mo] <i>My Barack does gay stuff sometimes.</i>

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- [man laughing]
- [woman] <i>Only when on coke.</i>

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<i>You know what I'm saying?</i>

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<i>He don't do a lot of coke,</i>
<i>just, like, a little bit off the nail.</i>

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<i>And just only when it's,</i>
<i>like, special occasions.</i>

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<i>Like a real big win.</i>

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<i>He's like, "I'mma do coke</i>
<i>and a little bit of gay stuff."</i>

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[man] <i>Does your Barack do coke</i>
<i>to excuse his gay stuff?</i>

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- [woman] <i>Of course.</i>
- [man] <i>Right.</i>

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<i>Then he just has an out at the end to go,</i>
<i>like, "I was on coke. It was fine."</i>

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- [woman] <i>Yeah.</i>
- [man] <i>Okay.</i>

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<i>But really he just</i>
<i>woke up that day wanting to do some stuff.</i>

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- [woman] <i>"Gonna do gay stuff."</i>
- [man] <i>Yeah.</i>

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- [woman laughing] <i>"Let me get a bump."</i>
- [man chuckles] <i>Yeah.</i>

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- ["Chitty Bang" by Leikeli47 playing]
- [vocalizing]

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<i>♪ Back again up in this motherfucker</i>
<i>Entertain us, all you motherfuckers… </i>♪

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[woman] Yo, yo, yo!
Welcome to <i>The Mo and E-Z Show.</i>

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I'm Mo, and to my left is my favorite Jew
with nothing to do, my boy E-Z.

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It was a better time, in general.

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{\an8}- 2014, bro. Just a good year.
- Unbelievable.

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{\an8}- Meek Mill was with Nicki.
- Mm-hmm.

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{\an8}Bobby Shmurda came out and went in.

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{\an8}- [chuckles]
- You had the Ice Bucket, uh, Challenge.

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{\an8}- [Mo] Yes, yes.
- [E-Z] What was that, ALS?

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{\an8}Dude, ALS is the most
paid disease of all time.

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{\an8}- [laughing]
- ALS made more than LeBron that year.

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{\an8}- ALS is on the boat with Jay and Beyoncé.
- [laughing] For sure.

45
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{\an8}They're like, "Let me
tell you what it's like to be rich."

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{\an8}<i>♪ Ooh, chitty-chitty bang… ♪</i>

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{\an8}The BLM movement, though,
is so serious right now.

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{\an8}It's everywhere, for sure.

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{\an8}This feels like they got the same people
who did marketing for Cuties and kale.

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{\an8}- [laughing]
- They're Blackening everything.

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{\an8}Black <i>iCarly,</i> Black <i>Wonder Years,</i>

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{\an8}which is set in the same time period,

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{\an8}and it's like, bro,
I don't wanna watch Black Kevin Arnold

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{\an8}gets sprayed by a hose
for a half an hour every friggin' Friday.

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{\an8}[laughing]

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{\an8}Yeah, I feel like once a Black person
won a gold medal for swimming,

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{\an8}it was pretty much a wrap
on race relations.

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{\an8}Yo, I saw a dude fencing in the Olympics,
a Black dude, this past Olympics.

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{\an8}- I was like, "Man, too much."
- [laughs] You're like, "Over the line."

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{\an8}- Over the line. Back up.
- [laughing]

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{\an8}Like, when they took
the Confederate flags out of NASCAR,

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{\an8}I was like, "Nah, let 'em have that."

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{\an8}You take too much too fast,
they be out looking for meat.

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{\an8}- [laughing]
- You know what I'm saying?

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[crowd singing in Hebrew]

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[singing continues]

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[singing continues]

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- Please be seated.
- [E-Z] Oh, my God.

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That was standing up for 45 minutes.

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- That was, like, the longest one.
- [woman] Shh!

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So we just finished <i>widduy,</i>
the confession,

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which we do in the plural.

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- We take responsibility…
- [woman 2 chuckles]

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Mom, why do I have to wear this dress,

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and he gets to dress
like he's at Summer Jam?

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[rabbi] …lives were created, but these…

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Ezra, where's your yarmulke?

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Oh, shit. Left it in the car.

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Okay. Honey, I'm not square, okay?

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Nobody thinks I'm square.
Everyone thinks I'm cool.

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- I'm hip.
- [groans]

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People think I'm a very youthful person.

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"I get it." You know, you're expressing
yourself with these illustrations.

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Graffiti all over your body. Okay, fine.

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But it is Yom Kippur, goddamn it.

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First of all, can you please stop saying
"I get it" and using air quotes?

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And second of all, when someone says,
"I'm cool. I get it,"

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they never are cool,
and they never get it.

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- You shouldn't have to say that.
- That's not true.

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You won't be able to be buried
in a Jewish cemetery.

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Bubby, I love you so much, respectfully,

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but I'll be dead.

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I don't give a shit
where I'm buried, respectfully.

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You can take my ashes,
and you can flush them down the urinal

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at Dodger Stadium, respectfully.

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Oh, so now
you're disrespecting the Dodgers?

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I wanna be buried next to Rihanna.

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- [mother] Rihanna?
- [man] Yeah.

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Okay, I'm gonna scrape
those tattoos off myself,

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and I'm gonna bury you
in a double-wide coffin with me.

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- Okay, how about that?
- Sounds good.

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Sounds good.

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[rabbi] …their children to bed…

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[mother sighs]

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Thanks for that. I appreciate it.

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You look like a dad
who lost his kid at Coachella.

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You look like the principal
of a Hebrew school version of Hogwarts.

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You look like a young Hulk Hogan.

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I have a question. What do you
and the rabbi talk about in the car

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on the way
to the rabbinical witch outlet store?

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Is it a lot of music?
Or is there heavy conversation?

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[hip-hop music playing]

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<i>♪ Maybe sometime… ♪</i>

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[chattering]

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[Ezra] Hi.

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- Ezra! [laughs]
- [Ezra] Hey, how are ya?

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- How are ya?
- How old are you?

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I'm… I'm 35 now.

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Got a girlfriend?

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No.

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You say that so cavalier,
like it's a bad thing.

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You don't like getting pussy?

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Well, hearing the word pussy
come out of your mouth

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does make me question
whether or not I like it.

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It's 2022!

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Maybe the kid enjoys
smoking the Hebrew Nationals.

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I know you're trying to be progressive,
but it's coming off crazy homophobic.

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But it's… it's good to see you.
And, uh, stay… stay alive.

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- [man] Hey, hey, bud, bud.
- Hey, Doc.

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Hi, how's your penis?

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Uh, I think it's… I think it's good.

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- Yeah, uh, listen, uh, come with me.
- I think--

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Let's go to the bathroom,
and, uh, we'll take a look, okay?

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- I'm good.
- No, no, it's fine. It's fine.

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Don't… don't worry. Uh, it's on the house.

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There's not gonna be a charge.

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- No, it's not the price that concerns me.
- Oh.

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- It's more the concept.
- I see.

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- You sure? We can go--
- [grandmother] Doctor!

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My teeth are getting crooked again.

141
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[doctor] Uh-huh.
If you open your mouth real wide.

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- [mother] Ezzy.
- [Ezra] Uh-huh.

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I want you to be chill right now.

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- But Kim Glassman is over there.
- Mm-hmm.

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And she is totally checking you out.

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- Right now, okay?
- Uh-huh.

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And she just completed
her doctorate at Harvard,

148
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and she is crazy lit.

149
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Right over there. You see her?

150
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Yeah, she just--
and she saw you point at her.

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- She didn't see.
- [Ezra] Yeah, she 100% percent saw.

152
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She's got it here, here,
the whole nine yards.

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Yeah, you like her body and her mind.

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- I do. I do.
- Okay.

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Yeah, I think, um, my old orthodontist

156
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just did some really weird
sexual shit with me just now.

157
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Who? Oh, Dr. Green?

158
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- Yeah, Dr. Green.
- Oh, yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.

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- He's in trouble?
- Yeah, he's in a lot of trouble.

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- Yeah.
- Okay, so that's like a thing?

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[inhales] Uh, well,
he hasn't been convicted.

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Totally. In the four seconds
I spoke with him,

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he tried to pull me
in the bathroom and look at my dick,

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so I'm just gonna say
I might support the accusers on this one.

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I will say that there is a legal system,

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and you have to have respect
for the legal system, Ezzy.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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You're backing him on this one.
All right, okay.

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Well, you know…

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Innocent until proven guilty.
I believe in that. I'm sure you do too.

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- Correct, and I think I'm gonna bounce.
- Right?

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- This has been a lot for one Yom Kippur.
- Honey. I love you.

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- I love you. You look great. Okay.
- I love my baby boy.

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♪ <i>Feeling like I'm floating to the ceiling</i>
<i>Is it magic? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, tell me why you disappearing</i>
<i>This is magic ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I won't ever tell 'em how I did it</i>
<i>It was magic ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can you imagine? ♪</i>

178
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<i>♪ Money in the mattress</i>
<i>Love the way I stack it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can make it rain blue… ♪</i>

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So, um, your mom says you work in finance?

181
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Yes, I'm a broker.

182
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Well, that's, like, gotta be so exciting,
working with so much money all the time.

183
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Yeah, it's not really my dream job.

184
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Well, what is?

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You're gonna laugh if I tell you.

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- [laughs]
- Oh, God.

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You're not, like,
a Reiki instructor, are you?

188
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No. No, my homie and I, we have a podcast.

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[laughing]

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[clears throat] Seriously?

191
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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, what's it about?

193
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The culture.

194
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What culture?

195
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You know, the culture.

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Music, fashion, sports.

197
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I mean, you're a Jew from West LA.
What do you know about the culture?

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Maybe deli culture, but… [laughs]

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Hmm. [chuckles]

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- [continues laughing]
- Mm-hmm.

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[slurps]

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That's a good one.

203
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<i>Honestly, I'm starting to think</i>

204
00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:12,751
I'm never gonna meet
a woman who understands me.

205
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Bruh, you have got
to stop being so thirsty, man.

206
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It's disgusting!

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I don't think I've heard of a man ever

208
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who wanted to be
in a relationship so badly besides Drake.

209
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And I'm talking <i>Views </i>Drake.

210
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I feel like <i>Views</i> Drake.

211
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I feel like I'm alone
on a building in Toronto

212
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dangling my legs off,

213
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wondering what it's like
to feel companionship.

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That's the space I'm in.

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Well, I need you to dig deep down
in that little Jewish body of yours

216
00:09:34,876 --> 00:09:36,876
and pull out <i>CLB </i>Drake, okay?

217
00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:38,876
<i>Certified Lover Boy </i>energy
all through here.

218
00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:41,793
I don't have <i>Certified Lover Boy</i> energy,
Drake energy right now.

219
00:09:41,876 --> 00:09:45,876
I just don't. I'm… I'm literally…
I'm literally <i>Take Care</i> Drake.

220
00:09:46,459 --> 00:09:48,793
I'm at an Italian restaurant by myself

221
00:09:48,876 --> 00:09:51,459
with a bunch of chains,
drinking Manischewitz out of a goblet

222
00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:53,584
and wondering when the fuck is it my turn

223
00:09:53,668 --> 00:09:55,834
to feel, like,
deep happiness and connection.

224
00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:58,084
And if I'm being honest
about our friendship,

225
00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:01,084
I feel like you're being
a bit Pusha T right now towards me.

226
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,834
And I need you to be more Future to me.

227
00:10:02,918 --> 00:10:05,168
I need a collaboration instead of a diss.

228
00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:07,709
Well, maybe your ass
needs a bully right now, bro.

229
00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,376
Someone to push you around.

230
00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:11,209
You're not even giving me <i>Take Care</i> Drake.

231
00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:13,126
You're giving me
"Houstatlantavegas" Drake.

232
00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:15,793
I'm talking
crying over strippers, no beard,

233
00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:17,501
big upper lip.

234
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,876
Get it together, dawg.

235
00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:22,668
You're right, I'm…

236
00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:25,209
I need to be more <i>CLB </i>Drake.

237
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,209
[Mo] You'll be all right.

238
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,376
Just gotta find that person,
You know what I mean?

239
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:32,376
<i>Like, you need a shorty who surfs,</i>
<i>but also can Milly Rock.</i>

240
00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:35,668
[hip-hop music playing]
<i>♪ Doesn't mean we shouldn't try… </i>♪

241
00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:39,793
- Can I help you with that?
- [scoffs] Oh, my God. No, I'm good.

242
00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:42,626
Come on, why are you acting like this?
I feel like you blocked me.

243
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:45,959
Um, I didn't block you, okay?
I don't do weird shit like that.

244
00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:49,584
- Well, did you change your phone number?
- [sighs] I did.

245
00:10:49,668 --> 00:10:51,793
Yo, you don't think that's weird?

246
00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:54,834
Chris, do you wanna know why
we really just don't work out together?

247
00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:57,501
Yeah, I'm… I'm really, really curious.

248
00:10:57,584 --> 00:10:59,459
'Cause you don't know how to keep it real.

249
00:10:59,543 --> 00:11:01,709
You just say whatever
you think I wanna hear,

250
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:02,793
and it feels fake.

251
00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:06,126
And I don't really
feel seen by you in any way.

252
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:08,543
[scoffs] All I do is see you, girl.

253
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,918
I'm always on your social media.
I'm staring at you right now.

254
00:11:12,668 --> 00:11:14,918
You know what?
It's like James Baldwin said.

255
00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:18,001
"The most dangerous creation
of any society

256
00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:20,168
is the man who has nothing to lose."

257
00:11:20,251 --> 00:11:22,834
I don't have shit to lose
'cause I already lost you.

258
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,876
[sighs] All right, gimme your phone.

259
00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:28,501
Girl, you had me out here sweating.

260
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:32,959
It's so crazy because
my dad loves James Baldwin,

261
00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:35,084
and that is,
like, one of his favorite quotes.

262
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:39,001
And here's a text message
from my dad to you,

263
00:11:39,084 --> 00:11:40,793
telling you to tell me the same shit.

264
00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:43,084
Your father and I are
in a book club together.

265
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:44,168
- I don't--
- [woman] Peace.

266
00:11:44,251 --> 00:11:46,168
- Bye, Chris.
- It's an information exchange.

267
00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:49,584
- [woman] Stay away from my house.
- We put each other onto different authors.

268
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,876
[engine turns over]

269
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,459
- Ra-Ra.
- [woman] Stop calling me that!

270
00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:54,126
- [Chris] Ra--
- [woman] It's so weird.

271
00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:56,668
- [hip-hop music playing]
- [vocalizing]

272
00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:05,709
[men and women chattering]

273
00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:09,543
[man] My mom just bought some last night.

274
00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:13,501
[laughs] Here he is.
Biggest swinging dick in the West!

275
00:12:13,584 --> 00:12:14,668
[Ezra] There he is.

276
00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:18,584
Got his-- You have a big
swinging penis yourself there, my man.

277
00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:24,751
The boss man.

278
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:27,001
You made that exchange weird, Ezra.

279
00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:29,751
Goddamn it, all right.
What's done is done, right?

280
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,709
I'm… I'm not good with greetings, so…

281
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,293
Just throw back a "hey."

282
00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:35,168
- Hey.
- Grease the wheel and say, "Hey."

283
00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:36,793
- Swing it up.
- [boss] "Hey, boss."

284
00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:38,334
- Hey, boss.
- "Champ. Killer."

285
00:12:38,418 --> 00:12:39,459
"Dude." Not dude.

286
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:40,584
Big dick boss.

287
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,043
Or whatever you wanna say.

288
00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:46,001
"Here he is,
biggest swinging dick in the West."

289
00:12:46,084 --> 00:12:48,043
There we go. You have a big penis.

290
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:50,793
- Fuck, dude, I'm sorry.
- I'm not even looking for a shake.

291
00:12:50,876 --> 00:12:52,209
You're belaboring a greeting.

292
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,376
Right.

293
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:56,126
What if I said "great fucking weather"
to you, what would you say?

294
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,834
The weather's great for you too.

295
00:12:58,709 --> 00:12:59,793
You would say that?

296
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:01,876
I don't know, I--

297
00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,959
Forget it.
Just… Just pick up the phone, come on.

298
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:06,043
- I understand. Got it.
- We're burning time. Come on.

299
00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:07,876
- Pick it up.
- Let's go. Let's sell some stuff.

300
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:08,918
You're the man.

301
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:11,376
- [boss] Giddyup.
- Let's go, baby.

302
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,584
Money, money, money, baby.

303
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:17,376
["Gold Fronts" by Fousheé playing]
<i>♪ They don't make enough paper… ♪</i>

304
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:20,251
[engine revs]

305
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:22,126
- [GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn.</i>
- [tires screech]

306
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:25,501
<i>Then a sharp left turn,</i>
<i>then another U-turn.</i>

307
00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:27,168
What? [scoffs]

308
00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:29,876
<i>♪ They can't take my gold fronts</i>
<i>They can't take… ♪</i>

309
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:33,043
[GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn,</i>
<i>then a sharp left turn.</i>

310
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,584
<i>- Then another U-turn.</i>
- What the fuck!

311
00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:36,709
<i>♪ That I just rolled up ♪</i>

312
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:40,168
<i>♪ They can't take my gold blunt</i>
<i>Can't tape my bullet holes up ♪</i>

313
00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:43,709
<i>♪ Can't take my close-up</i>
<i>They can't break my hoes up… ♪</i>

314
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:46,251
- [GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn, then--</i>
<i>- </i>[screaming]

315
00:13:46,334 --> 00:13:48,626
- What the fuck! What are you doing?
- Get the fuck out!

316
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,584
- Get out! Help! I'm being attacked!
- What?

317
00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:52,501
- You're attacking me! Stop! Stop!
- Get out!

318
00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:54,751
- Please, relax! Fine, okay!
- [whimpers]

319
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,793
But you're not getting five stars.
This is fucked up.

320
00:13:57,876 --> 00:14:00,001
Fuck you. I'm not no Uber driver.

321
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:02,209
You're not?

322
00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:04,584
No, I'm not.
I'm on my way to work, weirdo.

323
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:07,043
- [GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn…</i>
- [sighs] Oh, shit.

324
00:14:07,126 --> 00:14:08,501
I am so sorry.

325
00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:09,751
No, you're not.

326
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:12,376
You saw a Black woman
in an inexpensive car

327
00:14:12,459 --> 00:14:15,209
and thought it was
your God-given white right

328
00:14:15,293 --> 00:14:17,626
to get in my backseat
and tell me where to go.

329
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:21,334
It's a tale as old as time
with your racist ass. Get out!

330
00:14:21,418 --> 00:14:24,334
I know this seems like a racism.

331
00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:25,709
- [scoffs]
- But it's not.

332
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:29,876
My… My Uber driver is a Black woman
who drives a Mini Cooper.

333
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:33,043
Her name is Hyacinth Ajanlekoko…

334
00:14:33,126 --> 00:14:34,543
- Oh, wow.
- Butatembe.

335
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:35,876
- So…
- Okay<i>.</i>

336
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,918
So I guess Hyacinth-whatever
looks like me since we all look alike.

337
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:44,501
I mean, honestly,
fucking you guys are twins.

338
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:49,459
{\an8}[woman] Oh, my God, wait.
She really does look like me.

339
00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,918
Yeah, this is like a 23 and Me situation.

340
00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:53,709
Like, I wanna introduce you guys.

341
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,709
- Okay…
- You're better looking for sure.

342
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:58,251
Sir, can you get out of my car, please?
Thank you.

343
00:14:58,334 --> 00:15:01,793
Look, look, look. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

344
00:15:02,376 --> 00:15:03,793
[chuckles] This was insane.

345
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:07,668
Let me make it up to you.
I know my way around Century City.

346
00:15:08,543 --> 00:15:09,918
Let me get you where you're going.

347
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:11,709
Who said I was lost?

348
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:15,126
[GPS] <i>Make a complete U-turn,</i>
<i>then a sharp left turn,</i>

349
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:16,918
<i>then another U-turn.</i>

350
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,209
- Look, okay, but can you hurry up?
- [chuckles]

351
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,293
Because I really cannot be late to work,
for real.

352
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:23,293
[Ezra] Of course.

353
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,543
- Just make a right at the light.
- Okay.

354
00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,709
This ain't no
<i>Driving Miss Daisy</i> shit, okay?

355
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,459
- Okay.
- [woman] Don't kill me.

356
00:15:29,543 --> 00:15:31,709
[Ezra] I'm not gonna kill you.
Please don't kill me.

357
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,793
- [woman] I'm not.
- [Ezra] You're the one who beat me.

358
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,501
[woman] I don't know you. Shit.

359
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,251
[Ezra] My name is Ezra. What is your name?

360
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:38,418
[woman] Amira.

361
00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:40,959
["Last Time That I Checc'd"
by Nipsey Hussle playing]

362
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:44,334
<i>♪ It was no smut on my rep</i>
<i>Last time that I checked ♪</i>

363
00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:45,876
<i>♪ I was selling zones in the set ♪</i>

364
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:48,584
<i>♪ Make a quarter mil no sweat</i>
<i>Last time that I checked ♪</i>

365
00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:52,293
<i>♪ I'm the street's voice out West</i>
<i>Legendary self-made progress ♪</i>

366
00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:54,001
<i>♪ Last time that I checked ♪</i>

367
00:15:54,084 --> 00:15:56,126
<i>♪ First you get the money</i>
<i>Last time that I checked ♪</i>

368
00:15:56,209 --> 00:15:57,168
[man] Who's Ezra?

369
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,584
Hello. Dang, why y'all up in my business?

370
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,418
[man] Why's your phone all up
in my business?

371
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:05,834
Ezra is somebody I met
that I'm going to lunch with.

372
00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:07,959
What kind of name is Ezra?

373
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,793
Is he like
a third-generation civil rights activist

374
00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:14,834
or keeping-the-peace ass nigga?

375
00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:18,293
[chuckles] No, he's… he's white.

376
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:19,209
He's white?

377
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,001
- Nigga!
- Shut up!

378
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:24,668
I'm sorry. Just that's new for you.

379
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,168
- I know.
- Sounds interesting.

380
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:31,168
Well, first of all, you know, don't let
Akbar find out about that. Jesus.

381
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,543
Well, for your information,

382
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:35,959
I don't date based off
of Daddy's approval, okay? I'm grown.

383
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,084
["The Payback" by James Brown playing]

384
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,293
<i>♪ Revenge ♪</i>

385
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,376
<i>♪ I'm mad</i>!<i> ♪</i>

386
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,418
<i>♪ You get down with my girlfriend, huh ♪</i>

387
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,126
<i>♪ That ain't right</i>…<i> ♪</i>

388
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,251
[man] Okay, you're not tough.

389
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:53,876
Oh, hi, Daddy!

390
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:55,251
- What's up?
- Gimme a kiss.

391
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:58,043
What's going on, boy?

392
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,959
- Same thing.
<i>- </i>Yeah.

393
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:05,418
Hey, now, is it my imagination,

394
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:08,168
or are Black folks' hair
getting curlier and curlier?

395
00:17:08,251 --> 00:17:10,501
Look. Look at everybody's hair.

396
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:12,501
Everybody in the place is all wavy.

397
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:15,168
Except for this nigga.

398
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,459
I actually have
the nappiest hair in this place.

399
00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:20,293
- [Amira clicks tongue]
- And I wear it proudly.

400
00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:24,168
- [chuckling]
- How am I the darkest person in the room?

401
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:27,334
There's not one
tar-black nigga in this whole room.

402
00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:28,793
And I mean, back in the day,

403
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:31,001
that was what you saw
the most when you went in a room.

404
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,751
It was, you know, niggas everywhere.
Now you got…

405
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:36,001
Eventually everybody
gonna be looking like Bruno Mars.

406
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:38,459
A lot sooner than you think.

407
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:40,668
What that mean?

408
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,543
Gonna tell him about your date, Amira?

409
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:46,084
- Shut up, Omar.
- [Omar] Oh, okay.

410
00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:47,918
What you talking about? Chris?

411
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,959
Oh, no, Daddy, not Chris.

412
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:52,001
- No, not Chris.
- Not Chris.

413
00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:53,209
He's a Muslim, right?

414
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:56,876
Um, yes. He's African.

415
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:59,501
- He's African.
- [Amira] He's definitely African.

416
00:17:59,584 --> 00:18:01,543
And, um, he's Muslim. I think so.

417
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,001
Is he Sunni or Nation?

418
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:04,501
S-Sunni.

419
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,584
Watch out for those brothers.
Yeah, they like Lakers fans.

420
00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:11,459
Don't know shit about basketball,
but love to be all up at Staples,

421
00:18:11,543 --> 00:18:13,626
looking around at everybody,
trying to be seen.

422
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,668
Isn't the Nation more like Laker fans,

423
00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:18,084
'cause they're the ones
who just discovered the religion?

424
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,168
Shut up, stupid.

425
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:21,876
What you drinking?

426
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,751
A tropical banana whip
with bee pollen. It's good.

427
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,626
Bee pollen? Why you need bee pollen?

428
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,959
Bee pollen?
What, they ain't have no butterfly dust?

429
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,501
You know, I'm starting to hate the world
more and more each day.

430
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:34,584
You know, this place used to be our thing.

431
00:18:34,668 --> 00:18:36,334
Then white folks figured out

432
00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:40,209
that not only did Magic Johnson
and Dr. Sebi figure out how to cure AIDS,

433
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,584
but we also have
delicious patties and smoothies.

434
00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:45,709
Yeah, but, like, shouldn't we be happy
that they're patronizing our business?

435
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:47,459
But at what cost, Amira?

436
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,918
Uh, financial freedom,
cultural empowerment, market expansion.

437
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:54,209
You know what? Somebody gonna
bust your teeth out one day.

438
00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:55,543
[Amira chuckles]

439
00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:58,001
You just make sure you pray with this guy.

440
00:18:58,084 --> 00:18:59,501
That's how I met your mother.

441
00:19:00,084 --> 00:19:02,459
We prayed together, and we knew
we was meant for each other.

442
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,418
- [Amira] Mm-mm.
- Didn't you meet Mom at Pep Boys?

443
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:06,793
Trying to return
a half used bottle of Fix-a-Flat?

444
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:08,043
No, I met your mother,

445
00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:11,584
and we fell in love
through our mutual love of God and prayer.

446
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,668
- [Amira] Hmm.
- [father] I'm always telling y'all.

447
00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:16,376
If you get your beliefs in line,
your heart's gonna follow.

448
00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:18,209
Hmm.

449
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,209
So I just imagined the Pep Boys thing?

450
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:24,168
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

451
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:27,751
["Classic" by Meek Mill playing]
<i>♪ Meek Milly's coming, Daddy ♪</i>

452
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,084
<i>♪ Hey! Spitting all this hot shit</i>
<i>Every single bar cool ♪</i>

453
00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:33,834
<i>♪ Diamonds in the Rollie face</i>
<i>Animated cartoon ♪</i>

454
00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:35,834
<i>♪ Call me Meek Milly</i>
<i>I don't play that shit ♪</i>

455
00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:37,918
<i>- ♪ Right ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I'm gonna rock this ball, man ♪</i>

456
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,418
<i>♪ Like I make that shit ♪</i>

457
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,209
<i>♪ I've been front row Fashion Week</i>
<i>Looking like I'm in the show ♪</i>

458
00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:43,668
<i>♪ Sitting in the foreign leather… ♪</i>

459
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:46,793
[chuckles] Hold up. You're dating
a "Black girl" Black girl?

460
00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:50,376
I mean, I wouldn't put it that way.

461
00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:54,293
Yo, shut-- Bro, you bagged a real one?

462
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:56,001
This is crazy.

463
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:58,334
Wait a minute though.
This is way out of your league.

464
00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:00,126
If this girl is what you say she is,

465
00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:02,959
then I'm pretty sure she smells
like cocoa butter and expectations, bro.

466
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,459
- You may wanna slow down.
- What do you mean?

467
00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:08,668
[Mo scoffs] I'm just saying,
I hope no one ends up dead.

468
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:09,709
Dead?

469
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,418
[scoffs] Yeah, dawg.

470
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,293
In this social climate,

471
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:16,251
with this much racial intensity
going on in this country now,

472
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:18,584
you chose to pull a move like that?

473
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:21,043
Bold, bro. Real bold.

474
00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:23,043
I'm not pulling anything.

475
00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:24,876
This isn't 'cause it's,
like, a hot new thing.

476
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:28,001
I'm not talking about a tie-dye sweatsuit.
I'm talking about a person.

477
00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:30,459
A woman who I met,
who I found interesting,

478
00:20:30,543 --> 00:20:34,126
who's different than the other women that
I know, so I asked her out. Who cares?

479
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,334
Yo, please tell me
you didn't buy a tie-dye sweatsuit.

480
00:20:38,918 --> 00:20:39,876
Thank you.

481
00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:43,918
- [Amira clears throat]
- [sighs]

482
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:45,751
You look great.

483
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:47,418
Oh, thank you.

484
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:48,959
I like your fit.

485
00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:52,584
Thank you. You don't look so bad yourself.

486
00:20:55,293 --> 00:20:56,334
Are those Gucci slides?

487
00:20:57,084 --> 00:20:59,501
Yeah. Why? Are you trying to clown?

488
00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:03,959
No, I'm not trying to clown.
No, not at all. I think they're awesome.

489
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:06,543
And I actually think
they're the perfect shoe for a first date.

490
00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:08,793
Oh, this is date?

491
00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:13,459
Yeah. I mean, we're two adults,

492
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:16,709
at least one of us is interested
in getting to know the other one,

493
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:19,168
meeting at a specific place
at a designated time,

494
00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:22,293
and I'm pretty sure if I asked Siri,
"Siri, what is a date?"

495
00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:24,584
That would be the exact bar
she would spit back at me.

496
00:21:24,668 --> 00:21:25,918
Bar? Okay.

497
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,834
[chuckles] All right, Ezra.

498
00:21:27,918 --> 00:21:31,334
- Trying to cap me up. Brave.
- [chuckles]

499
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,543
And I would never
talk shit on your slides.

500
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,918
If you like something, you like it.

501
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:39,751
I don't think anybody
should be put in a box ever.

502
00:21:43,418 --> 00:21:46,084
That's real. I agree with you.

503
00:21:46,168 --> 00:21:49,251
["Stay High" by Childish Gambino
and Brittany Howard playing]

504
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,501
[indistinct chattering]

505
00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:54,959
[laughing]

506
00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:57,043
[Amira] …eats a blueberry
with a damn fork.

507
00:21:57,126 --> 00:21:59,793
[chattering continues]

508
00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:02,376
<i>♪ And we hustle all day, don't we? ♪</i>

509
00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:04,376
<i>♪ Yes, we do ♪</i>

510
00:22:04,459 --> 00:22:07,959
<i>♪ There comes a time ♪</i>

511
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,376
<i>♪ There comes a time ♪</i>

512
00:22:12,293 --> 00:22:16,126
<i>♪ At night, where we come play… ♪</i>

513
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,501
[chattering and laughing continue]

514
00:22:20,334 --> 00:22:22,543
<i>♪ Laughing, hoping… ♪</i>

515
00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:24,001
[laughing]

516
00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:27,334
[laughing continues]

517
00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:32,918
<i>♪ I just wanna stay high… ♪</i>

518
00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:37,918
[chattering]

519
00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:42,459
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

520
00:22:42,543 --> 00:22:45,418
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

521
00:22:45,501 --> 00:22:48,293
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

522
00:22:48,376 --> 00:22:49,501
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

523
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:53,293
[Amira laughing] You know…

524
00:22:54,251 --> 00:22:55,876
Oh, my God, it looks like a fort.

525
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,459
[Ezra] It's cute. You know
what we're doing? We're being cute!

526
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,543
- [Amira laughs] We're being cute! Oh, God!
- Yeah. [laughs]

527
00:23:01,626 --> 00:23:03,459
- [Amira] You're crazy.
- It's like a little tent.

528
00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:05,293
[Amira] I've never done this before.

529
00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:08,626
You've just never dated such
a creative blanket architect before.

530
00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:11,251
Never. I've never dated anybody so cute.

531
00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:13,084
[Ezra] Yes, come on, isn't it fun?

532
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:15,543
It's like we're in our own little world.

533
00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:18,209
It does feel like
we are in our own little world.

534
00:23:19,918 --> 00:23:22,501
Play some music. We need, like, a vibe.

535
00:23:22,584 --> 00:23:23,959
- [Ezra] Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

536
00:23:25,084 --> 00:23:26,793
Yeah. Any requests?

537
00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:28,334
No, I trust you.

538
00:23:32,209 --> 00:23:34,293
How about this?

539
00:23:34,918 --> 00:23:36,876
["Best Part" by Daniel Caesar
and H.E.R. playing]

540
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:43,209
Oh, I love this song.

541
00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:45,834
You do?

542
00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:47,043
[Amira] Mm-hmm.

543
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,959
<i>♪ You don't know, babe ♪ </i>[echoing]

544
00:23:52,209 --> 00:23:55,293
<i>♪ When you hold me ♪</i>

545
00:23:55,376 --> 00:24:00,126
<i>♪ And kiss me slowly</i>
<i>It's the sweetest thing ♪</i>

546
00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:04,293
<i>♪ It's the sunrise ♪</i>

547
00:24:05,251 --> 00:24:07,501
<i>♪ And those brown eyes, yes ♪</i>

548
00:24:08,459 --> 00:24:12,668
<i>♪ You're the one that I desire ♪</i>

549
00:24:14,709 --> 00:24:16,876
<i>♪ When we wake up… ♪</i>

550
00:24:18,543 --> 00:24:19,793
So look.

551
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,793
I just don't be
having sex with just anyone,

552
00:24:22,876 --> 00:24:25,584
so, whether you like it or not,

553
00:24:25,668 --> 00:24:27,168
we kind of go together now.

554
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:32,459
Yeah, that's crazy. I was
gonna say a similar kind of thing.

555
00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:35,959
Maybe a little less junior high,
a little more mature, but, uh…

556
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:39,209
Yeah. You're my boo, come on.

557
00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:41,751
You already know.

558
00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:43,626
- You're obsessed with me.
- No!

559
00:24:43,709 --> 00:24:44,793
I'm obsessed with you?

560
00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:46,168
- Yeah.
- Okay.

561
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:48,168
I see you leaving stuff around here.

562
00:24:48,251 --> 00:24:49,834
Judaism swagger.

563
00:24:49,918 --> 00:24:51,501
It's such a turn-on.

564
00:24:51,584 --> 00:24:53,543
- I just want a bagel and lox right now.
- [laughing]

565
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:56,001
I love you so much!

566
00:24:56,084 --> 00:24:57,126
So much!

567
00:24:57,209 --> 00:24:59,793
- I can't even restrain you!
- [laughing]

568
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:01,918
Shut up.

569
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:06,084
<i>♪ Oh, you're the best part ♪</i>

570
00:25:06,168 --> 00:25:10,959
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!</i>
<i>You're the best part ♪</i>

571
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,876
I think I'm a little nervous.

572
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,834
No, don't be nervous. I'm nervous.

573
00:25:14,918 --> 00:25:16,251
Why are you nervous?

574
00:25:16,334 --> 00:25:17,918
'Cause my family's crazy.

575
00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:19,501
Everybody's family's crazy.

576
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,834
- No. They're nuts.
- [doorbell rings]

577
00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:26,001
- [laughing] Hello! Oh!
- [Ezra] Hey, Mom. How are you?

578
00:25:27,168 --> 00:25:28,459
- [laughs]
- Hi.

579
00:25:28,543 --> 00:25:29,834
- Mom, this is Amira.
- [gasps]

580
00:25:29,918 --> 00:25:31,543
Amira, this is my mom Shelley.

581
00:25:31,626 --> 00:25:32,459
Hi, Miss Shelley.

582
00:25:32,543 --> 00:25:35,293
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Oh. Miss Shelley.

583
00:25:35,376 --> 00:25:38,501
Oh, my mom would kill me
if I didn't address you in that way.

584
00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:41,459
Oh, absolutely. Whatever makes
you comfortable is fine with me.

585
00:25:41,543 --> 00:25:44,793
Oh, my gosh, you are so beautiful.

586
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,918
I love your hair. I love your fingernails.

587
00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:49,334
Look at these rings!

588
00:25:49,418 --> 00:25:51,001
- I love them. [chuckles]
- Thank you.

589
00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:52,959
- Thank you.
- [gasps] Look at that, your name.

590
00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:55,293
What about her earlobes
and the bottom of her feet?

591
00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:57,543
- Oh, shut up. He loves to give me shit.
- [Amira laughs]

592
00:25:57,626 --> 00:25:59,168
But I think your earlobes are good too.

593
00:25:59,251 --> 00:26:01,418
- [laughs] I do. Come in. Come in. Come in.
- [laughs]

594
00:26:01,501 --> 00:26:03,376
- [Shelley] Isn't this fun?
- Yeah, good stuff.

595
00:26:03,459 --> 00:26:07,001
Honey, honey, come and meet Amira.

596
00:26:07,084 --> 00:26:09,376
I hope I'm saying that right. Amira.

597
00:26:09,459 --> 00:26:11,584
- Yeah. Amira. It's just Amira.
- Amira. Arnold.

598
00:26:11,668 --> 00:26:13,293
Come in, come in, come in and sit.

599
00:26:13,376 --> 00:26:15,418
- Uh, Amira. Yes!
- [Amira] Yeah.

600
00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:19,376
[Shelley] We've got cheese and crackers,
but if you need something else,

601
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:22,084
I can have Lupita run to Whole Foods.
Don't worry.

602
00:26:22,168 --> 00:26:24,918
She's going anyway because she's
picking up my dry cleaning from Browns.

603
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:27,793
She's, uh, she's from Guatemala.

604
00:26:27,876 --> 00:26:29,668
[splutters] She, uh, Lupita.

605
00:26:30,751 --> 00:26:33,334
Uh, but, you know,
we're like sisters, actually.

606
00:26:33,418 --> 00:26:35,543
She's literally like family.

607
00:26:35,626 --> 00:26:39,168
I mean, it's not even
like work for her, really.

608
00:26:39,251 --> 00:26:40,084
[Amira chuckles]

609
00:26:41,043 --> 00:26:42,876
I'm pretty sure it's like work for her.

610
00:26:42,959 --> 00:26:46,543
I don't think Lupita's coming all the way
down here just, uh, pro bono,

611
00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:48,709
no money exchange, you know.

612
00:26:48,793 --> 00:26:51,418
- [laughs] Oh, come on.
- [Ezra] I know. I'm just saying.

613
00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:53,293
- [Shelley] No, no, I get it, yeah, but--
- Yeah.

614
00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:54,959
Thank you, but that's not necessary.

615
00:26:55,043 --> 00:26:56,501
- This looks nice.
- [mouths]

616
00:26:56,584 --> 00:26:58,918
- Thank you. [chuckles]
- [Shelley] Oh, fabulous.

617
00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:00,959
So, I understand you're a stylist.

618
00:27:01,043 --> 00:27:04,084
Yeah, kind of, I'm, um--
I'm a costume designer.

619
00:27:04,168 --> 00:27:05,959
- But that's kind of like styling.
- [both] Oh.

620
00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:08,084
- Okay.
- And she has the best style.

621
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,001
[laughing] Yes.

622
00:27:09,084 --> 00:27:11,043
[Shelley] No, that I can tell, yes.

623
00:27:11,126 --> 00:27:14,668
Yeah, I actually do,
uh, a little styling myself.

624
00:27:14,751 --> 00:27:16,084
- [Amira] Really?
- [Shelley] Yeah.

625
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,751
Oh, Ezra never said anything
to me about that.

626
00:27:18,834 --> 00:27:22,293
I know, 'cause it's 100% not true.
It's the first time hearing of it, so…

627
00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:27,501
No, no. No, no. I mean, on me and Dad--
or on Arnold.

628
00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:29,459
- And a few of our friends, yeah.
- Okay.

629
00:27:29,543 --> 00:27:31,501
Yeah, I… I audit their closets.

630
00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:35,001
Oh, um, how do you do that?

631
00:27:35,584 --> 00:27:37,709
Oh, uh, like, curate their clothes--

632
00:27:37,793 --> 00:27:38,709
Prune.

633
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:41,668
[Shelley] Exactly. Yeah,
and also give away things to shelters.

634
00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:43,959
I'm just known as someone with good taste.

635
00:27:44,043 --> 00:27:48,168
And, I mean, I'm not trying to brag.
That sounds so braggy.

636
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:50,251
[laughing]

637
00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:54,543
So, um, Amira, where are you from?

638
00:27:54,626 --> 00:27:55,751
- [Amira] Here.
- Oh.

639
00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:58,001
Well, Baldwin Hills via Inglewood.

640
00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:00,959
Okay. Baldwin Hills.

641
00:28:01,043 --> 00:28:02,418
Oh, that's something, yeah.

642
00:28:02,501 --> 00:28:05,126
I understand that Mike…

643
00:28:05,209 --> 00:28:08,376
uh, Magic Johnson has done a lot
of wonderful things.

644
00:28:08,459 --> 00:28:10,293
[Arnold] Magic. What a ballplayer.

645
00:28:10,376 --> 00:28:12,126
Boyish enthusiasm he played with.

646
00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:13,584
- Oh, yeah.
- The smile!

647
00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:15,876
- [Shelley] Yeah, he has a marvelous smile.
- [Arnold] Yeah.

648
00:28:15,959 --> 00:28:18,001
[Shelley] Yeah.
I saw him once at Gelson's.

649
00:28:18,084 --> 00:28:20,293
- He's really tall.
- [exhales]

650
00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:23,459
Actually, we had
an opportunity to buy there about--

651
00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:26,251
- It was 15 years ago, but… [scoffs]
- [groans] Oh, yeah.

652
00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:28,209
- …Arnold wouldn't go for it.
- [imitates gunshot]

653
00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:31,709
Yeah, it's a shame you missed out on
that first wave of early gentrification.

654
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:34,334
You could've screwed a lot
of people out of their property value.

655
00:28:34,418 --> 00:28:38,251
[chuckles] Okay, so this is our lovely
and very opinionated daughter Liza.

656
00:28:38,334 --> 00:28:40,793
Come and meet
your brother's new girlfriend.

657
00:28:40,876 --> 00:28:41,709
Hi.

658
00:28:42,584 --> 00:28:43,793
Hi. [chuckles]

659
00:28:44,376 --> 00:28:45,293
I mean,

660
00:28:46,501 --> 00:28:47,626
hey.

661
00:28:47,709 --> 00:28:48,626
Okay.

662
00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:49,751
[scoffs] Pull over.

663
00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:51,584
[laughing]

664
00:28:51,668 --> 00:28:53,918
- She's spoken for. [chuckles]
- [Amira chuckles]

665
00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:56,543
Um, Liza's gay.
She's queer. She's lesbian.

666
00:28:56,626 --> 00:29:00,001
- L-G-B-T-Q.
- [Shelley] You got it all.

667
00:29:00,084 --> 00:29:02,501
- Which we love and accept.
- [Arnold] Yes.

668
00:29:02,584 --> 00:29:04,334
"Because that is our vibe."

669
00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:06,751
"That's how we roll." [laughs]

670
00:29:06,834 --> 00:29:10,293
I think she understands.
Is she doing the air quote thing again?

671
00:29:10,376 --> 00:29:11,876
Yeah, she's just warming up.

672
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:12,876
[laughs]

673
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,668
Oh, I… I really like your glasses.
Those are cool.

674
00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:19,543
Oh, thanks. I actually made them out
of recycled cans of Mountain Dew.

675
00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:20,459
Oh, really?

676
00:29:20,543 --> 00:29:23,876
I could easily make you a pair.
You could have-- they're prescription--

677
00:29:23,959 --> 00:29:28,709
Okay, so I wanna put this out
to the group and see how it lands.

678
00:29:28,793 --> 00:29:29,626
Oh, shit.

679
00:29:29,709 --> 00:29:32,626
- I think the police…
- Okay!

680
00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:36,251
…are and always have been, by the way,

681
00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:38,876
fucked up towards Black people.

682
00:29:38,959 --> 00:29:40,876
And I, for one, hate it.

683
00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:43,084
- To be fair, it's an impossible job.
- Dad.

684
00:29:43,168 --> 00:29:44,918
Okay, Mom,
I'm gonna help you in the kitchen.

685
00:29:45,001 --> 00:29:46,084
- [Shelley] What?
- [Ezra] Now.

686
00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:48,626
You've never offered
to help with anything in your life.

687
00:29:48,709 --> 00:29:49,918
We're gonna do it now.

688
00:29:50,001 --> 00:29:51,251
- Know what else too?
- Come on.

689
00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:53,543
The National Anthem,
I think everybody should kneel.

690
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,751
- [Ezra] Enough. Thank you.
- [Shelley] No, I do. Really.

691
00:29:55,834 --> 00:29:58,751
- Not just the players, in fact.
- [Ezra] We're gonna go check this out now.

692
00:29:58,834 --> 00:30:00,918
- [Shelley] What are you doing?
- [Ezra] Thank you.

693
00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:02,251
[chuckles]

694
00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,334
I'm sorry about my mom.

695
00:30:04,418 --> 00:30:07,918
- She's literally a moron.
- I like your braids.

696
00:30:08,751 --> 00:30:09,584
Thank you. [sighs]

697
00:30:09,668 --> 00:30:11,209
Xzibit had braids.

698
00:30:11,918 --> 00:30:13,168
Uh, yeah.

699
00:30:13,251 --> 00:30:16,876
Remember that show <i>Pimp My Ride?</i>
That was a blast. I loved that show.

700
00:30:16,959 --> 00:30:19,709
He seemed like such a cool dude.
Such a gentleman.

701
00:30:19,793 --> 00:30:21,876
You ever bump into him
at any of your showbiz things?

702
00:30:22,918 --> 00:30:24,459
- No.
- [Arnold] No?

703
00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:28,834
- [groans] Is he still in the rap game?
- Dad, stop.

704
00:30:28,918 --> 00:30:31,834
- What?
- Just, like, producing sound.

705
00:30:31,918 --> 00:30:34,876
- I like X to the Z. What can I say?
- [Liza] Dad.

706
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,376
- Over here right now.
- What are you-- What's wrong with you?

707
00:30:37,459 --> 00:30:39,751
Okay, can you just cool it

708
00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:43,209
on everything you are doing and saying
in, like, complete totality?

709
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,751
You are so rude and annoying.

710
00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:48,918
- All right? Yes, you are.
- [scoffs]

711
00:30:49,001 --> 00:30:51,126
I am being me, and I am thriving.

712
00:30:51,209 --> 00:30:54,126
And I have gotten through
my entire life being me,

713
00:30:54,209 --> 00:30:57,751
and I certainly don't need
my son to tell me how to behave.

714
00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:58,834
My God.

715
00:30:58,918 --> 00:31:01,793
It's just with the police stuff
and, like, Magic Johnson.

716
00:31:01,876 --> 00:31:05,418
Like, you're talking to her
like she's a Black person

717
00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:07,793
and not my girlfriend who is a person.

718
00:31:07,876 --> 00:31:09,918
- That's absurd. I said--
- Is it?

719
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:12,251
Yes, of course!
I said, "to the group," okay?

720
00:31:12,334 --> 00:31:16,376
I literally said, "I'm throwing this out
to the whole group."

721
00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,043
You weren't throwing it out to the group.

722
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,251
'Cause you weren't trying
to hear Dad's perspective.

723
00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:22,626
You never asked a question like that

724
00:31:22,709 --> 00:31:25,709
in every dinner we've had
for the past however many years.

725
00:31:25,793 --> 00:31:27,709
- I talk about that a lot.
- With who?

726
00:31:27,793 --> 00:31:30,793
With all of my friends.
With everybody I know. We are always--

727
00:31:30,876 --> 00:31:33,084
Name one friend
you talk about police brutality with.

728
00:31:33,168 --> 00:31:34,168
Marilyn.

729
00:31:34,251 --> 00:31:35,834
Uh, uh, Josephine…

730
00:31:35,918 --> 00:31:37,918
You and Marilyn
talk about police brutality?

731
00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:39,084
Can't get enough of it.

732
00:31:39,668 --> 00:31:41,876
- Can't get enough of that conversation.
- I don't buy that.

733
00:31:41,959 --> 00:31:43,501
It's a hot topic right now.

734
00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:47,001
All right, look.
Can we not do this right now?

735
00:31:47,084 --> 00:31:48,084
Seriously.

736
00:31:48,168 --> 00:31:51,626
This is about meeting
that lovely woman out there.

737
00:31:53,043 --> 00:31:58,001
And I gotta tell you something,
I think she's absolutely wonderful.

738
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,334
- You do?
- I do.

739
00:32:02,084 --> 00:32:05,126
- And I've got a people sense, you know.
- [whispers] No, you don't.

740
00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:07,334
Anyway, I think she's wonderful.

741
00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:09,668
She is.

742
00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:13,126
What?

743
00:32:15,584 --> 00:32:18,501
I am… I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

744
00:32:18,584 --> 00:32:19,709
[gasps]

745
00:32:19,793 --> 00:32:22,709
Oh, my God! Oh, my…

746
00:32:22,793 --> 00:32:24,793
- [Ezra shushing]
- [laughing]

747
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,668
I'm so excited.

748
00:32:27,459 --> 00:32:28,293
[Ezra] Yeah.

749
00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:30,084
- [exhales]
- So you're okay with that?

750
00:32:30,168 --> 00:32:31,834
Of course I'm okay with that.

751
00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:34,459
Why wouldn't I be okay
with that? [sniffles]

752
00:32:34,543 --> 00:32:36,876
I don't know. Well, she's not Jewish.

753
00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:40,918
Oh, Ezra, you're my baby boy.

754
00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:46,584
And you found an amazing woman
who makes you happy.

755
00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:47,793
End of story.

756
00:32:52,418 --> 00:32:55,459
I mean, would it be nice
if she were Jewish? Sure.

757
00:32:55,543 --> 00:32:57,709
Our people's numbers are dwindling.

758
00:32:57,793 --> 00:32:59,501
- It would make your life easier.
- [exhaling]

759
00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:01,459
But… But this is great too!

760
00:33:01,543 --> 00:33:06,793
Our family is growing in such
a cool and hip and funky way, you know.

761
00:33:07,293 --> 00:33:10,168
Oh, my God! I'm gonna have
Black grand babies. [laughing]

762
00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:11,751
Okay. Jesus Christ.

763
00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:13,918
[gasps] We're a family of color.

764
00:33:14,001 --> 00:33:15,209
- Mom.
- We are the future now.

765
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:18,709
Mom, just, please,
don't ever say that or think that again.

766
00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:21,126
- What?
- I know it's exciting, but…

767
00:33:21,209 --> 00:33:24,251
- ["Ordinary People" playing on piano]
- [Arnold]<i> ♪ This ain't the honeymoon… ♪</i>

768
00:33:24,334 --> 00:33:26,459
- [Ezra] Shh.
- I know. I won't…

769
00:33:26,543 --> 00:33:28,168
[Arnold] That was a while back.

770
00:33:28,918 --> 00:33:30,918
<i>- ♪ Right in the thick of love ♪</i>
- [Shelley gasps]

771
00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:32,668
[Arnold] <i>♪ At times, we get sick of love ♪</i>

772
00:33:32,751 --> 00:33:33,584
It's true.

773
00:33:33,668 --> 00:33:37,043
<i>♪ Seems like we argue every day, uh! ♪</i>

774
00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:42,001
<i>♪ I know I misbehaved</i>
<i>And you made your mistakes ♪</i>

775
00:33:42,084 --> 00:33:43,168
<i>♪ And we both</i> ♪

776
00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:45,751
<i>- ♪ Got some room left to grow ♪</i>
- [mouths] What is happening?

777
00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:47,043
So true.

778
00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:51,668
<i>♪ Though love sometimes hurts</i>
<i>Well, I'll still put you first ♪</i>

779
00:33:51,751 --> 00:33:55,334
<i>♪ But I think we should take it slow ♪</i>

780
00:33:55,418 --> 00:33:58,126
<i>♪ We're just ordinary people ♪</i>

781
00:33:58,209 --> 00:33:59,168
That's the truth.

782
00:34:00,251 --> 00:34:03,001
<i>♪ We don't know which way to go</i> ♪

783
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:03,959
Where?

784
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,918
- [sighs]
- I'm so sorry.

785
00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:08,918
- [mouths] It's okay.
- <i>♪ …it slow-whoa-whoa! ♪</i>

786
00:34:11,043 --> 00:34:13,126
- [Mo] Well, I'm happy for you, E.
- [Ezra] Thank you.

787
00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:15,084
Have you talked to her family yet?

788
00:34:15,168 --> 00:34:16,084
Uh, no.

789
00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:18,168
Do you plan to?

790
00:34:18,876 --> 00:34:21,084
Yeah, just haven't had
the chance to meet them.

791
00:34:21,168 --> 00:34:24,126
So you're telling me you're about
to ask their only adult daughter

792
00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:27,084
to marry you with this baby-ass ring,

793
00:34:27,168 --> 00:34:29,251
and you haven't even met her parents?

794
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:30,168
Bro. [scoffs]

795
00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:32,793
White dudes really do be
out here living by their own code.

796
00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:36,418
You're gonna have to make up
a story or something for this, bro.

797
00:34:36,501 --> 00:34:38,918
Yeah, it is a small ring.

798
00:34:39,001 --> 00:34:40,876
You think her family
will judge me and stuff?

799
00:34:40,959 --> 00:34:43,209
I'm judging you, nigga. This is terrible.

800
00:34:43,293 --> 00:34:45,584
Yeah, I thought of that.
I thought of that.

801
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:48,168
I'm just gonna be like,
"It's my grandma's Holocaust ring."

802
00:34:48,251 --> 00:34:50,918
- That's good. That's great.
- I mean, game over.

803
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:54,084
They can't say shit.
Once you drop the Holocaust, they're like…

804
00:34:54,168 --> 00:34:55,501
But you gotta get it out this box.

805
00:34:55,584 --> 00:34:57,168
- It's not a Holocaust box.
- You're right.

806
00:34:57,251 --> 00:34:59,834
Yeah, you wanna put it
in, like, a satchel, dirty it up.

807
00:34:59,918 --> 00:35:02,126
- Yeah.
- I think you should Holocaust it down.

808
00:35:02,209 --> 00:35:04,209
Yeah, we gotta Holocaust it down,
for sure.

809
00:35:04,293 --> 00:35:06,459
- Indeed.
- Yeah. All right, that's a good call.

810
00:35:06,543 --> 00:35:08,501
- There's a plan.
- Thank you, dude. I appreciate it.

811
00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,209
["6 'n the Mornin'" by Ice-T playing]

812
00:35:10,293 --> 00:35:12,751
<i>♪ Fresh Adidas squeak</i>
<i>Across the bathroom floor ♪</i>

813
00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:15,126
<i>♪ Out my back window, a simple escape… ♪</i>

814
00:35:15,209 --> 00:35:17,334
It is so nice to meet you guys.

815
00:35:17,418 --> 00:35:19,709
What's going on? Tell me about life.

816
00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:21,751
How are you? How's work?

817
00:35:22,834 --> 00:35:24,001
Talk to me.

818
00:35:24,918 --> 00:35:26,376
Work… Work is fine.

819
00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:28,751
Grinding. I know.

820
00:35:29,584 --> 00:35:32,584
I know. I'm in the grind myself.

821
00:35:33,084 --> 00:35:34,209
[mother chuckles]

822
00:35:39,543 --> 00:35:41,251
So do you hang out
in the hood all the time,

823
00:35:41,334 --> 00:35:43,584
or do you just come up here
for our food and women?

824
00:35:45,668 --> 00:35:47,001
It's a valid question.

825
00:35:48,543 --> 00:35:50,626
- It is.
- [mother] Mm-hmm.

826
00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:55,209
I guess I'm one of those guys
who kind of goes wherever.

827
00:35:55,293 --> 00:35:56,584
You go wherever?

828
00:35:56,668 --> 00:35:59,418
Yeah, I'm kind of like a chameleon
in that way, I guess.

829
00:35:59,501 --> 00:36:03,334
You know, I'll pop into Marathon
and grab a hoodie and some socks,

830
00:36:03,418 --> 00:36:07,376
or, you know,
go play ball at Langston Hughes Park

831
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:08,584
if there's a good run going,

832
00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:10,709
and Roscoe's is obviously one
of my go-to's.

833
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:14,334
I mean, the Carol C. Special. Come on!
Where's our waiter?

834
00:36:14,418 --> 00:36:16,418
I'm gonna go see if the waitperson's here

835
00:36:16,501 --> 00:36:18,918
because I feel like we should get it,

836
00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:21,876
'cause I think you guys
deserve more than this.

837
00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:28,668
This is your white granddaddy
coming back to haunt me.

838
00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,793
- What?
- That nigga never liked me.

839
00:36:30,876 --> 00:36:34,084
And it started off by him putting
them strong ass genes in you

840
00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:36,376
that lighten up the coffee in my babies.

841
00:36:36,459 --> 00:36:38,084
- Akbar, you sound ridiculous.
- Yeah.

842
00:36:38,168 --> 00:36:40,543
And then he planted
a poison pill in my little baby girl

843
00:36:40,626 --> 00:36:44,543
and it has grown into this white boy
that has invited us to lunch at Roscoe's.

844
00:36:44,626 --> 00:36:48,084
Those children got
beautiful cultural experiences

845
00:36:48,168 --> 00:36:50,584
from those moments
with my granddaddy, so please stop.

846
00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:53,876
- What they got was confused, clearly.
- They are not confused.

847
00:36:53,959 --> 00:36:56,334
They are confused.
You don't think this is confusion?

848
00:36:56,418 --> 00:37:00,293
All I'mma tell you is we don't need to be
arguing in front of the white boy, okay?

849
00:37:00,376 --> 00:37:02,751
I'm not gonna change
how I feel about this…

850
00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:04,751
I'm saying what I wanna say,

851
00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:06,876
and I don't give a fuck
about this white boy.

852
00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,418
I'm not asking you to do that.

853
00:37:08,501 --> 00:37:09,918
Hey, gang.

854
00:37:10,001 --> 00:37:12,418
[clears throat] I'm back.
I spoke to the waitress,

855
00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:17,293
and she was upset
that I interrupted her smoke break.

856
00:37:17,918 --> 00:37:19,959
Um, so,

857
00:37:20,043 --> 00:37:25,584
you guys are probably
wondering why I asked you to… to lunch.

858
00:37:25,668 --> 00:37:27,376
It crossed my mind.

859
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:30,834
- Yeah, what the hell is this about?
- [Ezra] Um…

860
00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:34,709
I wanna… I wanna…
I wanna go way back for a second.

861
00:37:34,793 --> 00:37:36,459
I wanna go back to…

862
00:37:36,543 --> 00:37:37,876
Well, let's go with Jesus,

863
00:37:37,959 --> 00:37:40,668
'cause Jesus Christ
was half Black, half Jewish, right?

864
00:37:40,751 --> 00:37:43,001
Let's start with Jesus. Legend, right? So…

865
00:37:43,626 --> 00:37:48,459
Jesus Christ, technically,
I imagine, had mixed-race children,

866
00:37:48,543 --> 00:37:53,126
which I think is… is great because
mixed-race people are really awesome.

867
00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:55,501
You know, you have,
like, Mariah and Derek Jeter,

868
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:58,334
and then, of course,
you have the GOAT. He was mixed race.

869
00:37:59,501 --> 00:38:00,334
The GOAT?

870
00:38:00,918 --> 00:38:02,126
The Greatest of All Time.

871
00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:04,834
Yeah, I know what it means,
but who are you referring to?

872
00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:08,126
Our guy, the legend. Malcolm X.

873
00:38:08,209 --> 00:38:10,293
<i>- Our </i>guy?
- [Akbar laughs]

874
00:38:10,376 --> 00:38:13,834
- Not-- the GOAT. Not… Not my guy. Mr. X.
- [mother laughs]

875
00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:16,751
And I'm saying that, like, he's mixed race

876
00:38:16,834 --> 00:38:20,626
and then if Amira and I had a kid,
that kid would be mixed race,

877
00:38:20,709 --> 00:38:22,751
and it would be a very nice baby.

878
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:26,918
Maybe not as important
as Malcolm X, but maybe. Maybe!

879
00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:29,626
Maybe my son would be
as important as Malcolm X.

880
00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:31,126
I don't know 'cause I haven't--

881
00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:34,751
And she's not pregnant.
She's not pregnant.

882
00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:38,668
Because we don't even do that much stuff

883
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,376
and when we do,

884
00:38:40,459 --> 00:38:43,168
I… I am careful.

885
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:44,584
And she's not a prude.

886
00:38:44,668 --> 00:38:47,834
She's gr-- really,
she knows her way around it.

887
00:38:47,918 --> 00:38:50,459
- Okay.
- What I'm saying is I love your daughter!

888
00:38:51,209 --> 00:38:54,918
I… I love her,
and I would make a good husband.

889
00:38:57,834 --> 00:38:59,626
What in the mother of--

890
00:38:59,709 --> 00:39:01,209
I know I quoted <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

891
00:39:01,293 --> 00:39:03,084
Yeah, you know what?
I did quote <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

892
00:39:03,168 --> 00:39:06,459
Because you know who
Forrest's best friend was in the world?

893
00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:07,876
Bubba.

894
00:39:08,459 --> 00:39:11,334
- What?
- And was Bubba Black and Forrest white?

895
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:14,501
You bet your fucking ass they were.

896
00:39:14,584 --> 00:39:17,376
And… And you know what?
It wasn't about race.

897
00:39:18,001 --> 00:39:21,459
It was about shrimp and partnership,
and they made it work.

898
00:39:21,543 --> 00:39:24,251
And Amira and I have done
a lot of the similar stuff

899
00:39:24,334 --> 00:39:27,501
that Bubba and Forrest did together,
and now we're here,

900
00:39:27,584 --> 00:39:30,418
and I just wanna marry your daughter,
if that's okay.

901
00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:38,918
We never seen no fucking <i>Forrest Gump.</i>

902
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,876
[inhales]

903
00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:44,459
- Ain't this about a bitch?
- [exhales]

904
00:39:45,709 --> 00:39:48,876
So it's not bad enough
that y'all make me have to get a vaccine

905
00:39:48,959 --> 00:39:50,501
so I can go into the casino.

906
00:39:50,584 --> 00:39:53,459
- Now y'all coming after my kids?
- [mother groans]

907
00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:56,376
So you wanna marry my daughter?

908
00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:00,251
Yes. Yes, I do.

909
00:40:03,584 --> 00:40:04,584
Well, Ezra…

910
00:40:08,376 --> 00:40:09,751
you can try.

911
00:40:12,876 --> 00:40:15,251
- [knock on door]
- No, that's him right now, Mama.

912
00:40:15,334 --> 00:40:17,668
- Oh, okay, I'll call you back.
- [phone beeps]

913
00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:24,251
Hey, what's up?

914
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:26,251
I just got off the phone with my mom.

915
00:40:27,709 --> 00:40:31,334
Oh, you… you did?
Yeah, what… what did she have to say?

916
00:40:31,418 --> 00:40:32,418
About…

917
00:40:33,084 --> 00:40:36,751
Well, she just told me
that you took her and my dad out to lunch.

918
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:39,709
It was a nightmare, okay?
I totally blacked out. I fucked up.

919
00:40:39,793 --> 00:40:41,418
I have no idea. I don't remember anything.

920
00:40:41,501 --> 00:40:44,626
Well, lucky for you,
my parents remember everything.

921
00:40:45,126 --> 00:40:47,834
Why would you take my parents
to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles

922
00:40:47,918 --> 00:40:49,251
and without asking me?

923
00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:54,459
I was taking a shot at something, okay?
Just forget it.

924
00:40:54,543 --> 00:40:56,543
Forget it?
Oh, no, please, Ezra, keep going,

925
00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:59,543
'cause I would love to know
about this little brilliant plan of yours.

926
00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:03,501
[exhales] You wouldn't understand, okay?

927
00:41:04,876 --> 00:41:06,001
[sighs]

928
00:41:06,084 --> 00:41:06,959
Oh, my God.

929
00:41:07,043 --> 00:41:09,543
- [Ezra] I was gonna take your parents out…
- Wait, oh, my God.

930
00:41:09,626 --> 00:41:11,751
- We were gonna have a great time,
- Oh, my God.

931
00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:13,876
And then I was gonna ask their blessing,

932
00:41:13,959 --> 00:41:16,084
and I had this
whole cute proposal planned,

933
00:41:16,168 --> 00:41:18,959
where I was gonna reenact our first
few dates, but then it got messed up.

934
00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:21,501
- No, it's not messed up. It's not.
- No, it is, 'cause your dad--

935
00:41:21,584 --> 00:41:23,501
- No, it's not. Ezra! Ezra!
- Like, it's ruined.

936
00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:25,834
- What?
- You can still go through with it.

937
00:41:28,543 --> 00:41:29,376
When?

938
00:41:29,459 --> 00:41:30,834
- Now! Right now!
- Like now?

939
00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:32,584
Yes, right now.

940
00:41:34,751 --> 00:41:36,084
- Right--
- Hurry up!

941
00:41:36,168 --> 00:41:39,126
Okay, I'm gonna
take off my shoe so I don't crease it.

942
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:44,918
Amira… [exhales]

943
00:41:47,126 --> 00:41:48,668
- I love you so much.
- Hmm.

944
00:41:49,876 --> 00:41:53,626
I have never felt so understood
by somebody in my entire life.

945
00:41:54,543 --> 00:41:57,001
I am blown away by your beauty

946
00:41:57,709 --> 00:41:59,668
and your intelligence and your grace.

947
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:00,959
[Amira sighs]

948
00:42:01,043 --> 00:42:03,168
And now you just do whatever you wanna do.

949
00:42:04,876 --> 00:42:06,043
And if you let me,

950
00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:10,251
I will do everything in my power
to give you the most beautiful life,

951
00:42:10,834 --> 00:42:14,043
filled with love and laughter and joy.

952
00:42:17,126 --> 00:42:18,876
Amira, will you marry me?

953
00:42:20,334 --> 00:42:21,751
Of course.

954
00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:22,834
You will?

955
00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:26,334
- [Amira chuckles] Yes!
- Oh, my God.

956
00:42:28,376 --> 00:42:30,209
[exhales]

957
00:42:30,293 --> 00:42:32,501
Oh! Oh, my God!

958
00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:35,209
It's from the Holocaust,
so that's why it's small.

959
00:42:35,876 --> 00:42:37,626
- [Amira] Oh, I love you.
- I love you.

960
00:42:38,418 --> 00:42:40,001
[Amira] I need some color, look.

961
00:42:41,168 --> 00:42:42,626
Sorry it's so small.

962
00:42:42,709 --> 00:42:44,376
No, it's beautiful.

963
00:42:45,709 --> 00:42:48,584
So what's the story again?
It's your grandmother's?

964
00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:51,209
Yeah, it's my grandmother's. It was her--

965
00:42:51,293 --> 00:42:53,293
She got it in the Holocaust or whatever.

966
00:42:54,168 --> 00:42:58,126
But like, how old is she
if it's from the Holocaust?

967
00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:00,126
It's been a minute. I don't know.

968
00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:03,084
I think she got engaged when
she was, like, three or four years old.

969
00:43:03,168 --> 00:43:04,918
[laughing]

970
00:43:05,001 --> 00:43:07,626
- It was a different time, you know.
- So stupid.

971
00:43:07,709 --> 00:43:11,126
- It was a different…
- What is wrong with you? [laughing]

972
00:43:11,209 --> 00:43:13,626
[chattering]

973
00:43:14,668 --> 00:43:16,876
[Amira laughing]

974
00:43:19,918 --> 00:43:22,376
[Ezra] Don, known you my whole life.

975
00:43:22,459 --> 00:43:24,251
You've been an incredible boss.

976
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:25,334
I grew up with your kids.

977
00:43:25,418 --> 00:43:28,126
Been on family vacations together.
You've always looked out for me.

978
00:43:28,209 --> 00:43:30,209
- Mm-hmm.
- Been like a father to me.

979
00:43:30,293 --> 00:43:33,168
And working for you these past ten years
has been life-changing.

980
00:43:34,293 --> 00:43:36,168
But it's time for a new adventure.

981
00:43:37,459 --> 00:43:39,793
That's it? That was great!

982
00:43:39,876 --> 00:43:42,876
- That was really good.
- An adventure in podcasting.

983
00:43:44,334 --> 00:43:47,126
Uh, maybe leave the podcast part out.

984
00:43:47,209 --> 00:43:48,168
I'm gonna throw up.

985
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:50,293
No, wait, no, no, no.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen.

986
00:43:50,376 --> 00:43:54,168
- Dude, I'm… [sighs]
- Listen. Listen to me though. Relax.

987
00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:56,709
You're doing the right thing.
You just gotta do it.

988
00:43:56,793 --> 00:43:59,251
You understand? You got the juice!

989
00:44:00,293 --> 00:44:02,293
Repeat that. "I got the juice."

990
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,209
I got the juice.

991
00:44:03,293 --> 00:44:05,084
- I got the juice.
- I got the juice.

992
00:44:05,168 --> 00:44:06,709
Say it with some nuts. I got the juice.

993
00:44:06,793 --> 00:44:08,418
- I got the juice!
- Believe in yourself!

994
00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:10,793
- I got the juice!
- I'm not a buster. I got the juice.

995
00:44:10,876 --> 00:44:13,459
I'm not a mark-ass buster like Don.
I got the juice, bitch!

996
00:44:13,543 --> 00:44:14,918
- Period.
- Period!

997
00:44:15,001 --> 00:44:17,584
Okay. Now, when you get home,
we're gonna watch <i>Juice,</i>

998
00:44:17,668 --> 00:44:20,126
because I'm sure Shelley
didn't let you watch <i>Juice</i> growing up.

999
00:44:20,709 --> 00:44:21,834
That is so disrespectful.

1000
00:44:21,918 --> 00:44:23,751
- Is it?
- I've seen <i>Juice </i>more than you.

1001
00:44:23,834 --> 00:44:25,918
- Ooh! [laughs]
- I love you.

1002
00:44:26,001 --> 00:44:28,501
- I love you. You got this, okay?
- Thank you. All right.

1003
00:44:28,584 --> 00:44:32,043
Come on, Don! You little bitch-ass Don!

1004
00:44:32,126 --> 00:44:33,584
I'm coming for you, Don!

1005
00:44:33,668 --> 00:44:35,001
- Okay.
- [Ezra] Come on!

1006
00:44:35,084 --> 00:44:37,334
- [hip-hop music playing]
<i>- ♪ Insane… ♪</i>

1007
00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:40,876
[Don] I do not care, Javier.

1008
00:44:40,959 --> 00:44:43,418
- [exhales]
- [Don] Just get it!

1009
00:44:43,501 --> 00:44:45,168
<i>♪ I'm just in pain… ♪</i>

1010
00:44:45,251 --> 00:44:47,834
I don't give a rat's ass, okay?
How about that?

1011
00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:52,001
My Maserati sounds like
it got gangbanged by the Toronto Raptors,

1012
00:44:52,084 --> 00:44:53,168
so fix it!

1013
00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:54,959
Jesus!

1014
00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:56,626
What's up?

1015
00:44:58,584 --> 00:45:00,251
- Cars, huh?
- [Don sighs]

1016
00:45:01,918 --> 00:45:02,751
Yeah.

1017
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,418
[Ezra] Mm-hmm.

1018
00:45:05,918 --> 00:45:07,001
On… On that.

1019
00:45:07,084 --> 00:45:09,376
Um… [sighs]

1020
00:45:09,459 --> 00:45:11,168
I, uh, I don't…

1021
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:13,543
I don't think I'm gonna--

1022
00:45:13,626 --> 00:45:16,376
I think I'm gonna
not come to work at this address…

1023
00:45:16,459 --> 00:45:17,459
- What?
- …anymore.

1024
00:45:18,543 --> 00:45:19,793
What are you talking about?

1025
00:45:19,876 --> 00:45:22,626
[splutters] At a different address,
I'm gonna work--

1026
00:45:22,709 --> 00:45:26,376
I'm not gonna work here at this address,
so I'm gonna, like, do a different place

1027
00:45:26,459 --> 00:45:29,084
that I'm gonna do the work from
that's different work.

1028
00:45:30,001 --> 00:45:31,876
Are you trying to quit on me?

1029
00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:33,376
Yeah. Goodbye.

1030
00:45:34,876 --> 00:45:38,501
Pathetic. Who resigns in Helvetica?

1031
00:45:38,584 --> 00:45:40,543
Wait, so you said, "Fuck you, Don"?

1032
00:45:41,459 --> 00:45:42,376
Pretty much.

1033
00:45:42,459 --> 00:45:43,418
What did he say?

1034
00:45:43,501 --> 00:45:47,126
He was like, "You're a great guy.
And like, I'm sorry that--"

1035
00:45:47,209 --> 00:45:49,959
"Like, I wish I did better
in a weird way too."

1036
00:45:50,043 --> 00:45:53,876
And I was like, "It's all good,
but also like, don't…"

1037
00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,043
- Period.
- You know, period.

1038
00:45:55,126 --> 00:45:56,126
Oh, I love that.

1039
00:45:56,209 --> 00:45:58,668
- To the juice.
- To the juice!

1040
00:45:58,751 --> 00:46:01,459
[Ezra] Mm. Mm. Mmm!

1041
00:46:01,543 --> 00:46:02,376
All right.

1042
00:46:03,084 --> 00:46:06,001
Let's talk wedding before I think
too hard about what I actually just did.

1043
00:46:06,084 --> 00:46:09,334
[inhales] Um, sure.

1044
00:46:10,251 --> 00:46:13,418
Huh. That's a super reassuring response.

1045
00:46:13,501 --> 00:46:14,918
No, babe, I'm sorry.

1046
00:46:15,001 --> 00:46:17,876
Look, you know
I love you to death. I really do.

1047
00:46:18,501 --> 00:46:19,376
Uh-oh.

1048
00:46:20,876 --> 00:46:22,501
I'm just a little worried.

1049
00:46:22,584 --> 00:46:26,668
You know, since we got engaged
and got the house, my family,

1050
00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:29,501
they've just been on my head
and not in a good way.

1051
00:46:29,584 --> 00:46:30,418
So they hate me.

1052
00:46:30,501 --> 00:46:32,376
- No! No, no, they don't.
- Your family hates me.

1053
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:35,501
They just don't know you yet, you know.
And I think…

1054
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:38,584
Look, this is gonna take
some getting used to for them.

1055
00:46:39,126 --> 00:46:41,751
I mean, and can you honestly say
that your family's excited

1056
00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:43,668
to have my Black ass in the picture?

1057
00:46:44,751 --> 00:46:46,918
I think a good portion of them are.

1058
00:46:47,001 --> 00:46:47,876
For sure.

1059
00:46:49,793 --> 00:46:50,876
[sighs] All right.

1060
00:46:51,584 --> 00:46:53,084
Let me think about this.

1061
00:46:55,668 --> 00:46:56,834
[Amira sighs]

1062
00:46:56,918 --> 00:47:00,584
From where I'm sitting,
I think there's only one thing left to do.

1063
00:47:02,709 --> 00:47:06,751
[Shelley] I mean, there are just
so many primary colors in this space.

1064
00:47:06,834 --> 00:47:10,168
- Which is very uplifting.
- [Arnold] Alive.

1065
00:47:10,251 --> 00:47:11,834
It really is.

1066
00:47:11,918 --> 00:47:15,334
- And we are so thrilled about this.
- [mother] Mm.

1067
00:47:15,418 --> 00:47:18,334
- Mm!
- [Shelley] I mean, they're just precious.

1068
00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:19,376
[laughing]

1069
00:47:19,459 --> 00:47:23,543
So have you cuties
made any, uh, wedding plans yet?

1070
00:47:24,084 --> 00:47:26,084
You know, we've thrown some ideas around.

1071
00:47:26,168 --> 00:47:29,084
Yeah, we're thinking something
really small and intimate

1072
00:47:29,168 --> 00:47:30,876
that really just represents us.

1073
00:47:30,959 --> 00:47:31,876
[Shelley] Uh-huh.

1074
00:47:31,959 --> 00:47:34,918
But we should probably talk about
who's gonna officiate the wedding.

1075
00:47:35,001 --> 00:47:37,168
Oh, Arnold already talked to Rabbi Singer.

1076
00:47:37,251 --> 00:47:38,126
Singer is in!

1077
00:47:38,209 --> 00:47:40,126
[Shelley] Yeah, he'd be honored.

1078
00:47:40,209 --> 00:47:41,793
Rabbi Singer.

1079
00:47:42,501 --> 00:47:45,001
- [mother] Hmm.
- So you're not gonna go with an imam?

1080
00:47:45,084 --> 00:47:47,293
- [Amira hesitates] Um…
- Who's Auntie Mom?

1081
00:47:48,043 --> 00:47:50,376
- There's no Auntie Mom. It's an "imam."
- Imam.

1082
00:47:51,084 --> 00:47:52,876
Mm. I'm so sorry.
Can you spell that for me?

1083
00:47:52,959 --> 00:47:55,501
I'll spell it for you later.
It's like a rabbi for Muslim people.

1084
00:47:55,584 --> 00:47:56,751
- Thank you, Ezra.
- [Arnold] Oh.

1085
00:47:56,834 --> 00:47:59,001
- [mother chuckles]
- Oh, so you're all Muslim?

1086
00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:00,959
- Yes.
- Oh, yes, very much so.

1087
00:48:01,043 --> 00:48:02,543
I love it.

1088
00:48:02,626 --> 00:48:03,959
That's why I wear this crown.

1089
00:48:04,043 --> 00:48:06,751
I love your crown. It's gorgeous.

1090
00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:10,543
Babe, you wanna, um,
tell them the story behind that crown?

1091
00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:13,084
Well, this kufi that I'm wearing right now

1092
00:48:13,168 --> 00:48:15,918
was actually a gift
from the honorable Louis Farrakhan.

1093
00:48:17,126 --> 00:48:19,793
Mmm! Love Farrakhan.

1094
00:48:21,543 --> 00:48:23,209
You… You love Farrakhan?

1095
00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:26,293
Love him. Can't get enough.

1096
00:48:26,376 --> 00:48:29,459
He's… He's one of the GOATs.
He's another one of the GOATs.

1097
00:48:29,543 --> 00:48:33,168
- Really? What do you love about Farrakhan?
- Yeah, what do you love about Farrakhan?

1098
00:48:34,543 --> 00:48:37,251
Probably the same stuff that you do,
just more stuff.

1099
00:48:38,084 --> 00:48:39,043
[Shelley, mother] Hmm.

1100
00:48:39,126 --> 00:48:41,001
Can you be a bit more specific?

1101
00:48:41,876 --> 00:48:43,126
Yeah, um,

1102
00:48:43,751 --> 00:48:48,001
I think what I love about him
is his general vibe.

1103
00:48:48,084 --> 00:48:51,709
- [Akbar] Ah.
- He's got kind of a no-frills attitude.

1104
00:48:51,793 --> 00:48:56,751
And I just think he tells it
like it's gotta be told sometimes.

1105
00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:58,209
- Just stop, babe.
- For sure, yeah.

1106
00:48:58,793 --> 00:49:01,251
[mother] Ooh! Oh, babe,
maybe you should finish telling them

1107
00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:03,543
about our private dinner
with the minister.

1108
00:49:03,626 --> 00:49:07,626
Oh, well, we were blessed
to be in Brother Minister's company,

1109
00:49:07,709 --> 00:49:10,959
and, uh, I got to speak with him
for maybe, like, an hour or so.

1110
00:49:11,043 --> 00:49:13,001
- Oh.
- [Akbar] We talked about everything.

1111
00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:15,793
How far we've come
and how far we have to go as a people.

1112
00:49:15,876 --> 00:49:16,709
No kidding.

1113
00:49:16,793 --> 00:49:19,543
And at the end of the conversation,
he actually took this kufi off

1114
00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:21,084
and put it on my head.

1115
00:49:21,168 --> 00:49:23,793
So this is one of my most treasured gifts.

1116
00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:25,126
- Isn't that incredible?
- Yes.

1117
00:49:25,209 --> 00:49:27,334
Are you familiar with,
um, the minister's work?

1118
00:49:28,376 --> 00:49:31,459
Well, I'm familiar
with what he said about the Jews.

1119
00:49:31,543 --> 00:49:32,418
Let's have dinner.

1120
00:49:32,501 --> 00:49:34,709
- Yeah.
- I am fucking-- so fucking hungry.

1121
00:49:34,793 --> 00:49:36,959
Let's get up and do it. Whoo!

1122
00:49:37,543 --> 00:49:40,709
I found this great
new Sirius station on the radio.

1123
00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:43,251
- It's '90s West Coast bangers.
- Hey!

1124
00:49:43,334 --> 00:49:45,251
It has all the stuff.

1125
00:49:45,334 --> 00:49:48,126
Yeah, Dad, I see you
driving down Xzibit highway,

1126
00:49:48,209 --> 00:49:51,543
and let's refocus it
to this dinner that Amira made,

1127
00:49:51,626 --> 00:49:52,918
because she's a genius.

1128
00:49:53,001 --> 00:49:56,209
- [chuckles] Okay, well, let's dig in.
- All right.

1129
00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:58,709
So wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're not gonna say grace first?

1130
00:49:59,668 --> 00:50:01,084
- [Ezra] No, I mean, yeah.
- Yeah.

1131
00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:02,293
Oh, I was gonna say grace.

1132
00:50:02,376 --> 00:50:05,543
- I mean, we say grace all the time, so…
- All the time.

1133
00:50:05,626 --> 00:50:07,418
[Ezra] Muslim style,
so because you're here,

1134
00:50:07,501 --> 00:50:10,126
maybe out of respect,
you would wanna lead.

1135
00:50:10,209 --> 00:50:12,501
- [mother] Mm-hmm.
- Well, I will do the honors.

1136
00:50:14,418 --> 00:50:15,709
- [exhales]
- [silverware clatters]

1137
00:50:15,793 --> 00:50:17,001
[Shelley] Oh.

1138
00:50:18,168 --> 00:50:22,168
[Akbar] All praises be to Allah,
who fed us and provided us with drink…

1139
00:50:22,251 --> 00:50:23,334
[whispers] Close your eyes.

1140
00:50:23,418 --> 00:50:25,209
[Akbar] …and made us
from among the Muslims.

1141
00:50:25,293 --> 00:50:26,876
All praises be to Allah,

1142
00:50:26,959 --> 00:50:29,251
who fed me this and provided it for me

1143
00:50:29,334 --> 00:50:31,293
without any power or might from myself.

1144
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:34,668
- Correct.
- [Akbar speaking Arabic]

1145
00:50:36,293 --> 00:50:37,793
- <i>Amin.</i>
- [Ezra] Definitely.

1146
00:50:37,876 --> 00:50:39,293
<i>- Amin.</i>
- Amen.

1147
00:50:39,376 --> 00:50:41,668
- [all] <i>Amin.</i>
- [Shelley splutters]

1148
00:50:41,751 --> 00:50:43,376
I couldn't have said it better myself.

1149
00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:47,376
So, Ezra tells me that you guys
used to have a boat growing up.

1150
00:50:47,459 --> 00:50:48,459
[Shelley] Yeah.

1151
00:50:48,543 --> 00:50:49,834
I was thinking that maybe one day

1152
00:50:49,918 --> 00:50:52,334
we can rent a boat and go out.

1153
00:50:52,418 --> 00:50:53,459
- Hang out.
- [Arnold] Oh.

1154
00:50:53,543 --> 00:50:55,001
- All of us.
- That would be really fun.

1155
00:50:55,084 --> 00:50:56,959
- I can make that happen.
- We'll think about it.

1156
00:50:57,043 --> 00:50:59,876
Because Black folks don't really
have a good relationship with boats.

1157
00:50:59,959 --> 00:51:02,376
[laughing] That's very true. Or water.

1158
00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:05,584
[chuckling] Kind of like Jews
with trains, right?

1159
00:51:05,668 --> 00:51:07,251
- [Arnold] Wow. Bingo.
- [Shelley] Hmm.

1160
00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:08,834
[laughing]

1161
00:51:08,918 --> 00:51:12,334
[scoffs] Are you trying
to compare the Holocaust to slavery?

1162
00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:17,126
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing--
I mean, I wouldn't do that.

1163
00:51:20,501 --> 00:51:23,543
Al… Although,
you know, if you think about it,

1164
00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:27,668
I think the Blacks and the Jews
have a similar struggle.

1165
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:28,959
- [Arnold] Hmm.
- [Shelley] Yeah.

1166
00:51:29,043 --> 00:51:30,959
No. So you are kind of sort of
comparing the two.

1167
00:51:31,043 --> 00:51:34,084
- Just a little bit.
- Can you pass the potatoes this way, hmm?

1168
00:51:34,168 --> 00:51:38,834
Well, the Jews were technically
the original slaves.

1169
00:51:38,918 --> 00:51:41,709
- Right? OG slaves.
- [Shelley] Oh, that's interesting.

1170
00:51:41,793 --> 00:51:43,709
Oh, you going all the way back to Egypt.

1171
00:51:44,376 --> 00:51:47,084
Okay, well, you do know that
that was 3,500 years ago.

1172
00:51:47,168 --> 00:51:50,293
Slavery is one
great-grandparent away for us.

1173
00:51:50,376 --> 00:51:52,668
- That is correct.
- You know. My grandmother picked cotton.

1174
00:51:52,751 --> 00:51:54,751
Well, Daddy,
I don't think that they were trying--

1175
00:51:54,834 --> 00:51:57,001
- No, it's true, honey.
- My grandmother picked cotton.

1176
00:51:57,084 --> 00:52:00,251
I don't have to go back to Egypt.
I just go back 75 years.

1177
00:52:00,334 --> 00:52:03,626
You know, Jews make up one-half of 1%
of the world's population,

1178
00:52:03,709 --> 00:52:05,751
because we were
systematically annihilated.

1179
00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:06,709
Exactly.

1180
00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,793
The one and one-half percent
of the population that you make up

1181
00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:12,334
seems to be doing pretty good right now.

1182
00:52:14,084 --> 00:52:17,959
Uh, yeah, okay, but… [chuckles]

1183
00:52:18,043 --> 00:52:22,626
Here's the thing.
It's not like we don't work hard for it.

1184
00:52:22,709 --> 00:52:27,209
You know? I mean Arnold,
he works super-duper hard in his practice.

1185
00:52:27,293 --> 00:52:30,668
- He's a podiatrist. You do, honey.
- And… And what did his father do?

1186
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,209
He was a podiatrist.

1187
00:52:32,293 --> 00:52:33,584
And what about his father?

1188
00:52:33,668 --> 00:52:36,376
He was a… a podiatrist.

1189
00:52:36,459 --> 00:52:37,918
- Yeah, so…
- [Arnold] Well.

1190
00:52:38,001 --> 00:52:40,834
- And a bookie.
- Yes, he did that on the side.

1191
00:52:40,918 --> 00:52:42,084
He went straight.

1192
00:52:42,168 --> 00:52:44,126
[Shelley] All I'm saying
is that our people

1193
00:52:44,209 --> 00:52:46,876
came here with nothing
like everybody else.

1194
00:52:46,959 --> 00:52:50,126
Actually, you kind of sort of came here

1195
00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:53,126
with the money that you made
from the slave trade.

1196
00:52:53,209 --> 00:52:54,584
- What? Oh!
- [Akbar] Preach.

1197
00:52:54,668 --> 00:52:56,751
- Preach, Mother. Preach, Mother.
- [Arnold] Holy moly.

1198
00:52:56,834 --> 00:52:58,376
- Come on.
- It's true. It's very tr--

1199
00:52:58,459 --> 00:53:01,251
- I would like to see your sources on that.
- Baby, go get my purse.

1200
00:53:01,334 --> 00:53:03,168
I've got my slave receipts in my purse.

1201
00:53:03,251 --> 00:53:05,959
- Go get my purse.
- [Akbar] Take that off the table.

1202
00:53:06,043 --> 00:53:10,293
I don't turn on the news every day
and see people in yarmulkes getting shot

1203
00:53:10,376 --> 00:53:12,501
by police because they was out
minding their business.

1204
00:53:12,584 --> 00:53:15,876
Okay, first of all, you have no idea
what you're talking about.

1205
00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:17,918
- A very uncomfortable conversation.
- [chattering]

1206
00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:20,626
Ever figure out what happened
with the potatoes? An ETA on those?

1207
00:53:20,709 --> 00:53:21,543
I'm trying.

1208
00:53:21,626 --> 00:53:22,459
[mother sneezes]

1209
00:53:22,543 --> 00:53:23,626
Are you okay?

1210
00:53:23,709 --> 00:53:26,584
I think we need to blow the candles out.
I'm getting an allergic reaction.

1211
00:53:26,668 --> 00:53:28,251
Babe, can you move the candles?

1212
00:53:28,334 --> 00:53:30,043
- Yes.
- Can you get these candles out of here?

1213
00:53:30,126 --> 00:53:31,751
- [Shelley] Yes.
- Candles smell like shit.

1214
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,876
- [chattering]
- No, it's okay. I got it.

1215
00:53:33,959 --> 00:53:37,459
When my grandmother was picking cotton,
your grandfather's picking feet.

1216
00:53:37,543 --> 00:53:38,626
Yes, I agree.

1217
00:53:38,709 --> 00:53:40,709
[Ezra] I just want you to sit down.
I am hosting.

1218
00:53:40,793 --> 00:53:43,293
- [chattering]
- No, no. There they go!

1219
00:53:43,376 --> 00:53:44,876
I am supposed--

1220
00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,709
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- [screaming]

1221
00:53:48,543 --> 00:53:49,793
- Oh, shit!
- [Ezra] Oh, shit!

1222
00:53:49,876 --> 00:53:52,501
- Grab some water or something!
- [Akbar] Oh, shit! What the fuck!

1223
00:53:52,584 --> 00:53:54,459
What are you doing? Hey! No!

1224
00:53:54,543 --> 00:53:57,168
- [shouting]
- No! No!

1225
00:53:57,251 --> 00:54:00,584
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry! Oh, my God.

1226
00:54:00,668 --> 00:54:01,793
[gasps]

1227
00:54:01,876 --> 00:54:03,043
[mother] Oh, Lord.

1228
00:54:03,126 --> 00:54:04,251
Oh, shit.

1229
00:54:05,834 --> 00:54:06,668
[Amira sighs]

1230
00:54:09,084 --> 00:54:10,709
What are we gonna do?

1231
00:54:11,376 --> 00:54:14,751
- About the kufi? It's gone, baby.
- No, our parents.

1232
00:54:15,376 --> 00:54:16,584
Who cares?

1233
00:54:16,668 --> 00:54:19,418
Like, we don't even have to
worry about that.

1234
00:54:19,501 --> 00:54:22,084
I mean, your dad's intense, yeah,
but we knew that going in.

1235
00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:24,543
What is that supposed to mean?

1236
00:54:25,501 --> 00:54:28,251
Guess it's supposed to mean that
he didn't smile or make one joke--

1237
00:54:28,334 --> 00:54:31,168
Oh, wow. Are you trying to say
that my dad's an angry Black man?

1238
00:54:31,251 --> 00:54:32,834
I never said he was angry, no.

1239
00:54:32,918 --> 00:54:35,751
Yeah, but you're saying
a Black man is intense,

1240
00:54:35,834 --> 00:54:37,668
which is insinuating that he is.

1241
00:54:37,751 --> 00:54:40,376
He is Black, and he's intense.

1242
00:54:40,459 --> 00:54:43,876
Yeah, but you don't say that
as a white person about a Black person,

1243
00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:45,834
calling them "aggressive" or "intense."

1244
00:54:45,918 --> 00:54:48,876
That's being passive-aggressive
saying that he's an angry Black man.

1245
00:54:48,959 --> 00:54:51,543
- Should I say he's not intense?
- Say nothing about my dad.

1246
00:54:51,626 --> 00:54:53,751
If anyone should have any beef,
it's with your mom.

1247
00:54:53,834 --> 00:54:55,584
She set my dad's kufi on fire.

1248
00:54:55,668 --> 00:54:58,543
What's wrong with my mom?
I mean, yeah, she's, like, an idiot,

1249
00:54:58,626 --> 00:54:59,959
but she still, like, means well.

1250
00:55:00,043 --> 00:55:01,751
It's not like she did it on purpose.

1251
00:55:01,834 --> 00:55:03,918
Mm. Yeah, I don't know about that.

1252
00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:08,793
All right, I'm not gonna argue
about something so ridiculous, okay?

1253
00:55:08,876 --> 00:55:11,043
[sighs] All right,
let's talk about the rabbi.

1254
00:55:11,126 --> 00:55:14,501
I don't think we need that.
Let's just have a friend of ours do it.

1255
00:55:14,584 --> 00:55:17,001
[inhales] Um,
I would like to use our imam.

1256
00:55:18,376 --> 00:55:19,251
Your imam?

1257
00:55:19,334 --> 00:55:20,709
[Amira] Mm-hmm.

1258
00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:24,376
Okay, Miss Shakur.
When did you get so Muslim?

1259
00:55:24,459 --> 00:55:26,001
I've been Muslim. I was born Muslim.

1260
00:55:26,084 --> 00:55:28,751
And it's important to my dad,
so I think we should go with it.

1261
00:55:28,834 --> 00:55:30,584
Was that Muslim bacon you ate yesterday?

1262
00:55:30,668 --> 00:55:32,626
It actually was. It was Jewish bacon.

1263
00:55:32,709 --> 00:55:33,626
- Jewish bacon?
- Yeah.

1264
00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:35,251
- I don't claim to be super Jewish.
- Okay.

1265
00:55:35,334 --> 00:55:37,918
- I eat bacon all day. I don't care.
- Okay. Well, so what? And?

1266
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,543
- Yeah, you want an imam to marry us.
- So?

1267
00:55:39,626 --> 00:55:41,209
Want me to face the bed towards Mecca?

1268
00:55:41,293 --> 00:55:43,251
- I can do that.
- Actually, I do. Very much so.

1269
00:55:43,334 --> 00:55:46,168
Okay, cool, I love that four hours ago
you became a devout Muslim.

1270
00:55:46,251 --> 00:55:48,543
- For sure.
- Your dad's not even that Muslim!

1271
00:55:48,626 --> 00:55:51,459
He heard "Fight the Power" once
and changed his name from Woody to Akbar.

1272
00:55:51,543 --> 00:55:54,084
Okay, now you're
going all out of line. Relax.

1273
00:55:54,168 --> 00:55:56,168
- You told me that. We joke about it.
- Yeah.

1274
00:55:56,251 --> 00:55:58,626
But I didn't tell you that
for you to turn around and tell me.

1275
00:55:58,709 --> 00:56:01,668
You're being-- Really, low-key,
you're being an asshole.

1276
00:56:02,376 --> 00:56:05,084
- I'm being an asshole?
- Yes.

1277
00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:08,251
- [Ezra] Okay.
- [exhales]

1278
00:56:10,626 --> 00:56:14,209
You know what?
I really-- I don't wanna fight. I can't.

1279
00:56:14,293 --> 00:56:16,709
I don't wanna fight about it, okay?

1280
00:56:16,793 --> 00:56:19,709
We just had too much
going on tonight. I just… I can't.

1281
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,751
Me either.
I don't wanna fight about it either.

1282
00:56:23,793 --> 00:56:24,751
[exhales]

1283
00:56:25,334 --> 00:56:28,543
[inhales] Look,
I think our time would be best used

1284
00:56:28,626 --> 00:56:31,209
if we just think about how
to move forward.

1285
00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:32,959
I agree.

1286
00:56:34,501 --> 00:56:37,251
I'm gonna pitch that we just never speak
to these people ever again

1287
00:56:37,334 --> 00:56:39,293
and just a full, clean break.

1288
00:56:40,626 --> 00:56:42,209
We cannot do that.

1289
00:56:43,709 --> 00:56:48,084
You know, I'm thinking that maybe
if we spend more time with them together,

1290
00:56:48,168 --> 00:56:51,418
maybe you and my dad can kind of hang out,
just you and him.

1291
00:56:53,334 --> 00:56:54,209
Sounds rad.

1292
00:56:54,293 --> 00:56:56,459
Then I think he can get comfortable
with you, you know.

1293
00:56:56,543 --> 00:56:59,834
And then maybe he'll see
what we have going on.

1294
00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:03,293
Just might make him feel, you know…
and you too.

1295
00:57:04,876 --> 00:57:07,001
- Okay.
- Okay.

1296
00:57:08,126 --> 00:57:09,584
- [sighs]
- Okay.

1297
00:57:09,668 --> 00:57:12,709
I gotta go to sleep. I started my period,
and it's just been hell.

1298
00:57:12,793 --> 00:57:14,084
Yeah, I'm worried too,

1299
00:57:14,168 --> 00:57:16,876
'cause I haven't gotten
my period in, like, 35 years.

1300
00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:22,168
- I should see a doctor or something.
- [both laughing]

1301
00:57:22,251 --> 00:57:24,334
["Hood Took Me Under"
by Compton's Most Wanted playing]

1302
00:57:29,126 --> 00:57:31,709
<i>♪ I got another gang story to tell ♪</i>

1303
00:57:31,793 --> 00:57:35,584
<i>♪ Peep about how a Black nigga</i>
<i>Was born in hell ♪</i>

1304
00:57:35,668 --> 00:57:37,918
<i>♪ And right then and there is no hope ♪</i>

1305
00:57:38,001 --> 00:57:41,043
<i>♪ 'Cause a nigga can't escape</i>
<i>The gangs and the dope ♪</i>

1306
00:57:41,126 --> 00:57:44,793
<i>♪ Damn! And when it's Black on Black</i>
<i>That makes it shitty ♪</i>

1307
00:57:44,876 --> 00:57:47,668
<i>♪ Can't survive in the Compton city… ♪</i>

1308
00:57:48,584 --> 00:57:50,959
Amira told me that you
gave up a job in finance

1309
00:57:51,043 --> 00:57:52,918
so you could start a podcast.

1310
00:57:55,709 --> 00:57:59,334
[sighs] Yes, that is true.
I know it sounds crazy.

1311
00:57:59,418 --> 00:58:01,709
Oh, so you do know that that sounds crazy?

1312
00:58:03,501 --> 00:58:05,376
Yes, yeah, I mean, I do. I mean--

1313
00:58:05,459 --> 00:58:09,418
- You know it sounds crazy.
- I do. I do, and she, you know…

1314
00:58:09,501 --> 00:58:11,876
Look, she's amazing, and she was like,

1315
00:58:11,959 --> 00:58:14,668
"Life is short, and you gotta
follow your dream," you know.

1316
00:58:14,751 --> 00:58:17,793
How are you gonna
support my daughter by following a dream?

1317
00:58:18,584 --> 00:58:20,959
Do you have, like, some dream Bitcoin

1318
00:58:21,043 --> 00:58:24,084
or a dream 401(k) or some shit?

1319
00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:27,334
I don't have a dream 401(k).

1320
00:58:27,918 --> 00:58:30,209
But I am gonna give it everything I have.

1321
00:58:32,084 --> 00:58:34,126
[accented] You're gonna give it
everything you've got?

1322
00:58:34,209 --> 00:58:36,001
That sounds like some white boy shit.

1323
00:58:36,084 --> 00:58:37,918
"I'm gonna give it everything I've got!"

1324
00:58:38,001 --> 00:58:40,751
[Ezra] Yeah, I see it. I can handle
the jokes like that, for sure.

1325
00:58:40,834 --> 00:58:42,001
[Akbar] I'm not joking.

1326
00:58:42,084 --> 00:58:45,584
No, I know you're not joking. I think
that's-- I'm saying you're doing a good--

1327
00:58:45,668 --> 00:58:49,376
I'm not trying to do shit.
I'm saying what you just said.

1328
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,251
[Ezra] Right.
You weren't doing an impression.

1329
00:58:51,334 --> 00:58:53,418
Again, I wasn't saying
you were doing an impression.

1330
00:58:53,501 --> 00:58:55,543
[Akbar] Nigga, I don't do impressions.

1331
00:58:55,626 --> 00:58:59,501
I don't think-- I don't even--
I don't think you do impressions.

1332
00:58:59,584 --> 00:59:02,751
[Shelley] You know, I really did enjoy
meeting your parents the other night,

1333
00:59:02,834 --> 00:59:06,126
but I felt so horrible
about your father's kufi.

1334
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,293
- You know?
- [sighs]

1335
00:59:07,376 --> 00:59:09,959
I… I actually…
I have a little piece of it left,

1336
00:59:10,043 --> 00:59:12,959
and I was thinking
maybe I could frame it or something.

1337
00:59:13,043 --> 00:59:14,876
- Oh, no. It's okay.
- Yeah.

1338
00:59:14,959 --> 00:59:16,918
- You sure? I could take it to Michaels.
- Oh, yeah.

1339
00:59:17,001 --> 00:59:18,793
And they actually do a pretty good job.

1340
00:59:18,876 --> 00:59:21,501
You wouldn't think it for a craft store,
but they do.

1341
00:59:21,584 --> 00:59:25,168
[hesitates] He has a lot of kufis at home.
It's fine.

1342
00:59:25,251 --> 00:59:26,084
- Oh, he does?
- Yes.

1343
00:59:26,168 --> 00:59:29,043
Oh, okay. He's got a kufi closet. [laughs]

1344
00:59:29,709 --> 00:59:31,293
No, it's not a closet.

1345
00:59:31,376 --> 00:59:35,001
- [Shelley] No, I'm just making a little…
- It's actually a respectful situation.

1346
00:59:35,084 --> 00:59:39,626
[Shelley] Oh, yes, absolutely.
I'm sure it's just a nice shelf, yes.

1347
00:59:39,709 --> 00:59:43,126
- ["N****s in Paris" playing]
- Oh! Love this song!

1348
00:59:43,209 --> 00:59:45,168
Sorry. I love this song.

1349
00:59:45,793 --> 00:59:47,293
Yeah, it's a hot one.

1350
00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:50,209
- It's provocative. Gets the people going.
- Why--

1351
00:59:50,293 --> 00:59:52,084
Why you like this song so much?

1352
00:59:52,751 --> 00:59:54,751
Oh, it's amazing, man. It's provocative.

1353
00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:57,543
Yeah. What, you like the lyrics?

1354
00:59:57,626 --> 01:00:01,126
I just think it's, like, a jam.
It's just a jam, you know.

1355
01:00:01,209 --> 01:00:02,126
Yeah, you know what?

1356
01:00:02,209 --> 01:00:05,584
What's the title of this song again?
I forgot the name of this song.

1357
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:06,918
[music continues playing]

1358
01:00:07,001 --> 01:00:09,584
- The name of this song. What is it?
- [Akbar] It's so provocative.

1359
01:00:09,668 --> 01:00:11,543
- What is it? [mutters]
<i>- ♪ This shit crazy… ♪</i>

1360
01:00:11,626 --> 01:00:13,918
I don't know. I think-- is it "In Paris?"

1361
01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:15,709
[Akbar] Something about something
in Paris.

1362
01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:18,834
- What is it?
- It's "Midnight… Midnight in Paris"?

1363
01:00:18,918 --> 01:00:20,626
- That's not it.
- Is it "Midnight in Paris"?

1364
01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:22,876
It's not "Midnight." It's not "Midnight."

1365
01:00:22,959 --> 01:00:25,084
It's somebody else is in Paris.

1366
01:00:25,168 --> 01:00:28,251
- A pack of pals in Paris?
- That's close.

1367
01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:29,501
Are you cold?

1368
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:30,876
- No.
- There's seat heaters even.

1369
01:00:30,959 --> 01:00:33,376
- Oh. No, I'm okay. Thank you.
- Okay.

1370
01:00:33,459 --> 01:00:36,334
- ["Rise Up" by Andra Day playing]
- [gasps] Ooh, I love this song.

1371
01:00:36,418 --> 01:00:37,501
It is so fire.

1372
01:00:37,584 --> 01:00:39,334
- Do you love it?
- [music continues playing]

1373
01:00:39,418 --> 01:00:43,543
- Oh, yeah, I know this song.
- <i>♪ I rise unafraid, I rise up</i> ♪

1374
01:00:43,626 --> 01:00:44,834
Oh, it kills me.

1375
01:00:45,543 --> 01:00:49,501
<i>♪ A thousand times a day ♪</i>

1376
01:00:49,584 --> 01:00:53,584
[inhales, vocalizes]

1377
01:00:53,668 --> 01:00:54,709
Don't you love that part?

1378
01:00:54,793 --> 01:00:56,793
[continues vocalizing]

1379
01:00:58,251 --> 01:01:01,668
You know, it's so funny 'cause I think
I don't know the title of the track.

1380
01:01:01,751 --> 01:01:04,918
But I think--
And that's not what I respond to.

1381
01:01:05,001 --> 01:01:07,959
I think I respond to more what it's about,

1382
01:01:08,043 --> 01:01:12,876
which is like friendship
with a Parisian backdrop.

1383
01:01:12,959 --> 01:01:14,959
- [music continues playing]
- [vocalizing]

1384
01:01:17,293 --> 01:01:19,084
<i>♪ Mountains ♪</i>

1385
01:01:19,168 --> 01:01:21,626
<i>♪ Pretty Jewish feet ♪ </i>[vocalizing]

1386
01:01:25,751 --> 01:01:27,584
<i>♪ Mountains ♪</i>

1387
01:01:27,668 --> 01:01:30,751
- [music continues playing]
- It's about everybody, you know.

1388
01:01:30,834 --> 01:01:32,959
More your friends
maybe together than mine--

1389
01:01:33,043 --> 01:01:35,459
[splutters] But we… we should go to Paris.

1390
01:01:35,543 --> 01:01:37,876
- Or the four of us.
- Four of us will go to Paris.

1391
01:01:37,959 --> 01:01:40,126
Then we'll be just like this record.

1392
01:01:40,209 --> 01:01:43,043
If we went to Paris.
Almost like this record.

1393
01:01:43,126 --> 01:01:47,626
It'll be 75% of this record
if we went to Paris together with you.

1394
01:01:47,709 --> 01:01:50,834
I'm not putting
the math together on it, but…

1395
01:01:50,918 --> 01:01:53,918
- [music continues playing]
- [vocalizing]

1396
01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,334
Can't quite do that note.

1397
01:01:59,918 --> 01:02:03,501
[vocalizes]

1398
01:02:06,668 --> 01:02:09,668
- [music continues playing]
- [singer vocalizing]

1399
01:02:12,668 --> 01:02:15,209
["CussWords" by Too $hort playing]
<i>♪ Cuss words, just let 'em run ♪</i>

1400
01:02:15,293 --> 01:02:18,834
<i>♪ And all their fucking shit</i>
<i>Goddamn asshole… ♪</i>

1401
01:02:18,918 --> 01:02:21,334
[man 1] Hey, nigga,
didn't I tell your ass no guns in here?

1402
01:02:21,418 --> 01:02:23,209
- [chattering, laughing]
- [man] Put that away.

1403
01:02:23,293 --> 01:02:25,626
That's the third time I told you.
God damn it!

1404
01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:26,918
[man 2 laughs]

1405
01:02:27,001 --> 01:02:29,126
[razors whirring]

1406
01:02:32,376 --> 01:02:33,709
Oh, hey, what's up, Ak?

1407
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:35,459
- What's going on, Ant?
- [Ant] I'm all right.

1408
01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:38,668
- You got me?
- Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, you and your, uh…

1409
01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:41,793
You and your pigment-challenged friend
have a seat there.

1410
01:02:41,876 --> 01:02:43,959
I got a bleeder.
Let me get this Gorilla Glue.

1411
01:02:44,043 --> 01:02:46,709
[inhales] I hope the wait ain't too long.

1412
01:02:46,793 --> 01:02:49,918
You don't have a problem
with getting lined up here, do you?

1413
01:02:50,001 --> 01:02:52,876
Yeah. I'm chilling. This place is dope.

1414
01:02:52,959 --> 01:02:53,959
That's right.

1415
01:02:54,793 --> 01:02:58,043
Although, there appears to be a dress code
that I wasn't informed of.

1416
01:02:58,626 --> 01:03:00,251
[Akbar] Great, then we're good.

1417
01:03:00,334 --> 01:03:02,876
Hey, Ak, what's up with White Cuzz?

1418
01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:07,001
Well, I don't know, man. You know,
honestly, I don't really know this nigga.

1419
01:03:09,709 --> 01:03:10,668
Am I White Cuzz?

1420
01:03:11,418 --> 01:03:13,626
- Well, I'm not.
- Hey, yo, White Cuzz.

1421
01:03:14,418 --> 01:03:15,668
I'm White Cuzz, for sure.

1422
01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:18,043
What's up, man?

1423
01:03:18,126 --> 01:03:20,668
Why don't you do me a favor,
slide out of that dead hoodie for me?

1424
01:03:20,751 --> 01:03:21,834
[Ezra] Hmm?

1425
01:03:21,918 --> 01:03:24,626
Your hoodie, nigga, wrong color.
Why don't you take that shit off?

1426
01:03:25,209 --> 01:03:26,251
Oh, shit.

1427
01:03:27,334 --> 01:03:30,001
Oh, yeah, you know what?
It is humid as fuck. Definitely.

1428
01:03:30,084 --> 01:03:32,459
It's funny. You were so cold
in the car a second ago.

1429
01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:35,626
I know, because the AC
was blowing at my throat.

1430
01:03:35,709 --> 01:03:39,418
And I was scared of getting strep,
and then I'm not anymore,

1431
01:03:39,501 --> 01:03:42,084
because we're in this, like,
small place with a bunch of people.

1432
01:03:42,168 --> 01:03:45,334
So I'm like, it's all good.
I'm just gonna take the hoodie off.

1433
01:03:45,418 --> 01:03:48,251
[splutters] Okay. Wait a minute.
Are you sure you wanna do that?

1434
01:03:49,543 --> 01:03:50,543
I mean, who am I?

1435
01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:53,668
But what's gonna happen
after you take that off? What's next?

1436
01:03:53,751 --> 01:03:55,959
Gonna be getting cornered
by his crew out in the shower.

1437
01:03:56,834 --> 01:04:00,668
Fighting for your manhood every day,
till you get tired and tap out.

1438
01:04:01,251 --> 01:04:03,168
And then you be a certified rag doll.

1439
01:04:03,251 --> 01:04:04,709
Certified rag doll?

1440
01:04:04,793 --> 01:04:08,376
Have you doing their laundry
and taking your commissary tray.

1441
01:04:08,459 --> 01:04:09,709
And the very last face you see

1442
01:04:09,793 --> 01:04:12,793
before you cry yourself
to sleep every night will be his.

1443
01:04:12,876 --> 01:04:14,501
And the first face you see in the morning

1444
01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:17,459
when you wake up
from your nightmares will be his.

1445
01:04:17,543 --> 01:04:20,501
Now, is this the kind of
never-ending vicious cycle

1446
01:04:20,584 --> 01:04:21,876
you wanna get subjected to

1447
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:24,626
just 'cause you wanted
to take your hoodie off?

1448
01:04:26,876 --> 01:04:28,293
They have a commissary here?

1449
01:04:28,793 --> 01:04:32,376
[Shelley] I always wanted to take
my daughter-in-law on a date like this.

1450
01:04:32,459 --> 01:04:34,793
- Okay, I'm excited.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1451
01:04:34,876 --> 01:04:36,251
- Hi.
- [mouths] One second.

1452
01:04:36,334 --> 01:04:38,626
- [exhales]
- [receptionist] Yes…

1453
01:04:39,293 --> 01:04:41,168
Wow. That's attitude.

1454
01:04:41,251 --> 01:04:43,876
Anyway, they offer this beeswax wrap here.

1455
01:04:43,959 --> 01:04:46,168
- [Amira] Mm-hmm.
- It's actually from beehives.

1456
01:04:46,251 --> 01:04:47,334
- Really?
- [Shelley] Yeah.

1457
01:04:47,418 --> 01:04:49,209
They have hives here and--

1458
01:04:49,293 --> 01:04:50,293
- [receptionist] Hey.
- Hi.

1459
01:04:50,376 --> 01:04:52,043
[receptionist] Don't you look cute.

1460
01:04:52,959 --> 01:04:56,501
Yeah, that's no problem.
Are you okay with a male therapist?

1461
01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:58,918
- Oh, wow.
- [receptionist] Yeah, Cesar's great…

1462
01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:01,126
I am so sorry.

1463
01:05:01,209 --> 01:05:02,793
Sorry for what?

1464
01:05:02,876 --> 01:05:05,876
Did… Did you not just see what happened?

1465
01:05:05,959 --> 01:05:07,376
No, what just happened?

1466
01:05:08,084 --> 01:05:11,459
Okay. Just so you know,
I come here all the time.

1467
01:05:11,543 --> 01:05:12,668
- Right?
- Okay, yeah.

1468
01:05:12,751 --> 01:05:15,793
- And so then I come in here with you.
- Mm-hmm.

1469
01:05:15,876 --> 01:05:19,001
And they let some white woman
just go in front of us. [scoffs]

1470
01:05:19,084 --> 01:05:20,918
- [scoffs]
- Oh, oh, I didn't…

1471
01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:24,418
I mean, maybe her appointment
was just ahead of ours.

1472
01:05:24,501 --> 01:05:26,668
I can't believe
what you have to go through.

1473
01:05:26,751 --> 01:05:28,918
- What? What are you--?
- Hang on just a second.

1474
01:05:29,001 --> 01:05:30,918
- No, I really don't think you should--
- I got it.

1475
01:05:31,001 --> 01:05:31,959
Okay, you are.

1476
01:05:33,459 --> 01:05:34,293
Hi.

1477
01:05:34,918 --> 01:05:36,626
Oh, hi. [scoffs]

1478
01:05:36,709 --> 01:05:38,584
Okay, so, um…

1479
01:05:39,543 --> 01:05:42,168
as a future mother-in-law

1480
01:05:42,251 --> 01:05:46,459
of an African-American woman in America,

1481
01:05:47,418 --> 01:05:50,834
I am appalled, and I am disgusted

1482
01:05:50,918 --> 01:05:54,418
to have witnessed the racism
that I just witnessed.

1483
01:05:55,209 --> 01:05:56,709
Wait, what are you talking about?

1484
01:05:56,793 --> 01:05:59,418
Oh, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.

1485
01:06:01,459 --> 01:06:02,376
Hey.

1486
01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:04,959
[receptionist 2 laughs, types]

1487
01:06:05,043 --> 01:06:08,626
[chuckles] Miss Shelley.
How about we get us some air?

1488
01:06:09,459 --> 01:06:11,918
- Uh, yeah. We're gonna get some air.
- Get some air.

1489
01:06:12,918 --> 01:06:16,876
- [receptionist] Oh.
- Um, it's under Cohen with-- with a C.

1490
01:06:17,459 --> 01:06:19,793
- Yep.
- [Amira] Get some air.

1491
01:06:19,876 --> 01:06:21,834
["Tonite" by DJ Quik playing]

1492
01:06:21,918 --> 01:06:23,543
<i>♪ Here we go, here we go… ♪</i>

1493
01:06:25,251 --> 01:06:27,251
- [tires screech]
- [siren wailing]

1494
01:06:27,334 --> 01:06:30,459
- [clamoring]
- [man] Right here, right here!

1495
01:06:30,543 --> 01:06:32,543
[hip-hop music continues]

1496
01:06:33,834 --> 01:06:35,668
[cheering]

1497
01:06:37,418 --> 01:06:38,626
<i>♪ They say that I'm hopeless ♪</i>

1498
01:06:38,709 --> 01:06:41,668
<i>♪ But I don't really care</i>
<i>So blame it on the… ♪</i>

1499
01:06:41,751 --> 01:06:44,043
- This looks like a decent run.
- Yeah, man.

1500
01:06:44,126 --> 01:06:46,168
- [player] What's up, Ak?
- What's up?

1501
01:06:46,251 --> 01:06:48,376
Hey, is this anything like Hughes Park?

1502
01:06:48,459 --> 01:06:49,501
Huh?

1503
01:06:49,584 --> 01:06:50,584
Langston Hughes Park.

1504
01:06:50,668 --> 01:06:52,584
You mentioned
that you play there all the time.

1505
01:06:52,668 --> 01:06:54,418
Although a pretty extensive Google search

1506
01:06:54,501 --> 01:06:58,001
and literally every single person I asked
about it never heard of it.

1507
01:06:58,084 --> 01:07:00,209
No, for sure, for sure.
Google's been like…

1508
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:02,334
Definitely being weird.

1509
01:07:02,418 --> 01:07:04,793
- And that's been, like, issues for me, so…
- Ah!

1510
01:07:04,876 --> 01:07:07,501
I would take it
to the Genius Bar on that one, but, uh…

1511
01:07:07,584 --> 01:07:09,751
Also, it's like a pop-up Langston Hughes,

1512
01:07:09,834 --> 01:07:12,209
but this definitely has,
like, a Langston Hughes Park…

1513
01:07:12,793 --> 01:07:14,543
- Mm-hmm.
- Sort of charisma to it, for sure.

1514
01:07:14,626 --> 01:07:17,334
Yeah, man, why don't you
go out there and get a run in?

1515
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:20,459
- Now?
- Yeah, man, go play.

1516
01:07:21,376 --> 01:07:23,668
I think there's,
like, a lot of people waiting and stuff.

1517
01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:25,043
Hey, can my man play?

1518
01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:26,626
[player] Yeah, come on in. Let's ball.

1519
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:27,751
You got next.

1520
01:07:27,834 --> 01:07:29,834
- [player] Hurry up.
- All right, yeah.

1521
01:07:29,918 --> 01:07:33,418
All right, now, go out there
and get your Langston Hughes on.

1522
01:07:33,501 --> 01:07:34,668
I'm gonna.

1523
01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:37,459
Yeah. Hey. "Life for me
ain't been no crystal stair."

1524
01:07:39,209 --> 01:07:42,001
- That's good.
- Uh, that's Langston Hughes.

1525
01:07:42,876 --> 01:07:44,876
I know, dude.
I say that shit all the time.

1526
01:07:44,959 --> 01:07:46,418
That's my email signature.

1527
01:07:46,501 --> 01:07:48,709
[laughs]

1528
01:07:51,918 --> 01:07:53,459
[players shout]

1529
01:07:53,543 --> 01:07:55,751
- [grunts]
- [player] What the hell you doing, bro?

1530
01:07:55,834 --> 01:07:58,168
- [Ezra] Oh, you're filming this?
- Yeah, kind of.

1531
01:07:58,251 --> 01:08:00,584
- You don't have to.
- I know it. I'm doing it for me.

1532
01:08:00,668 --> 01:08:03,709
- [Ezra] Okay.
- [laughs] Come on now, Langston.

1533
01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:04,959
[clamoring]

1534
01:08:05,043 --> 01:08:07,959
Swing that. [chuckles]

1535
01:08:08,043 --> 01:08:10,251
- [player] Come on, dude!
- [Akbar] Come on now, Langston.

1536
01:08:14,001 --> 01:08:16,126
[dramatic music playing]

1537
01:08:26,501 --> 01:08:29,209
- [players shout]
- ["All I Do is Win" by DJ Khaled playing]

1538
01:08:29,293 --> 01:08:30,626
You weren't filming that?

1539
01:08:30,709 --> 01:08:32,751
Nah, I'mma get the next one though.

1540
01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,376
<i>♪ All I do is win, win, win… ♪</i>

1541
01:08:34,584 --> 01:08:36,376
Now go around him. That's right.

1542
01:08:36,459 --> 01:08:37,626
[players shout]

1543
01:08:37,709 --> 01:08:40,751
Come on now.
Hey, y'all gonna just let him do that?

1544
01:08:41,834 --> 01:08:43,834
<i>♪ Everybody's hands go up… ♪</i>

1545
01:08:44,793 --> 01:08:45,918
<i>♪ And they stay there… ♪</i>

1546
01:08:46,001 --> 01:08:47,334
[players cheering]

1547
01:08:47,876 --> 01:08:49,459
<i>♪ And they say yeah… ♪</i>

1548
01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:53,334
[chattering]

1549
01:08:53,418 --> 01:08:55,668
Mr. Mohammad, this was awesome.
We gotta do it again.

1550
01:08:55,751 --> 01:08:57,293
Yeah, I had a ball.

1551
01:08:57,376 --> 01:08:59,543
Throw me on a text with these guys.
They're too much.

1552
01:08:59,626 --> 01:09:00,834
[players cheering]

1553
01:09:00,918 --> 01:09:03,793
- [chattering]
- [laughing]

1554
01:09:03,876 --> 01:09:05,834
<i>♪ And they say yeah… ♪</i>

1555
01:09:05,918 --> 01:09:08,334
- [Ezra] <i>What are you saying?</i>
- [Mo] <i>Dude.</i>

1556
01:09:08,418 --> 01:09:12,084
Black people and white people
will never be cool. Period.

1557
01:09:12,168 --> 01:09:14,876
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- The truth, dawg.

1558
01:09:15,668 --> 01:09:18,709
You're my best friend
and my business partner.

1559
01:09:18,793 --> 01:09:21,043
Yeah, that's how powerful
this shit is, bro.

1560
01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:24,334
It's kind of like when
you cheat on a woman, right?

1561
01:09:24,876 --> 01:09:27,751
When you cheat on a woman, it's like
you try to move forward but never can.

1562
01:09:27,834 --> 01:09:29,626
Why? 'Cause she just
keeps asking questions.

1563
01:09:29,709 --> 01:09:32,251
She needs to know every detail.
She won't let it go, you know.

1564
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:34,501
It's like, "Did you strap her?"

1565
01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:37,543
"Did she suck it? Did you guys do anal?"

1566
01:09:37,626 --> 01:09:40,251
This is not where
I was expecting this to go.

1567
01:09:40,334 --> 01:09:42,959
Oh, I mean, it's where it needs to go,
man, 'cause it's the truth.

1568
01:09:43,043 --> 01:09:47,293
For Black people in this country,
white dudes are the cheater.

1569
01:09:48,168 --> 01:09:50,626
And we're the chick who can't move on.

1570
01:09:51,251 --> 01:09:53,209
No matter how bad we want to,

1571
01:09:53,293 --> 01:09:57,251
we can't forget what y'all did
and what y'all are still doing.

1572
01:09:57,334 --> 01:10:00,334
[hip-hop music playing]

1573
01:10:06,418 --> 01:10:08,876
- [man grunting]
- [Shelley] Oh.

1574
01:10:10,168 --> 01:10:14,168
For those who don't know who I am,
I am Demetrius, uh, <i>Amira's </i>cousin.

1575
01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:15,668
Love her to death.

1576
01:10:15,751 --> 01:10:17,709
And, uh, I'm a wedding planner.

1577
01:10:17,793 --> 01:10:20,501
Okay, first off, my name is "Amira,"

1578
01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:24,126
and you do day parties
at the airport DoubleTree.

1579
01:10:24,209 --> 01:10:27,043
Uh, business is expanding
as it should, right?

1580
01:10:27,126 --> 01:10:30,084
[chuckles] I mean,
if you ain't escalating, what you doing?

1581
01:10:30,168 --> 01:10:31,543
- You know?
- Yeah.

1582
01:10:31,626 --> 01:10:32,959
[woman laughs]

1583
01:10:33,043 --> 01:10:38,376
Well, um, I am Becca
and, uh, also a party planner.

1584
01:10:38,459 --> 01:10:41,168
- I am an old friend of the Cohens.
- Yeah.

1585
01:10:41,251 --> 01:10:44,084
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be rude or anything.

1586
01:10:44,168 --> 01:10:46,876
But why… why do we need them?

1587
01:10:46,959 --> 01:10:49,876
- Oh, Amira.
- Look, I can't stress this enough.

1588
01:10:49,959 --> 01:10:52,126
But I told you stress is gonna be extra

1589
01:10:52,209 --> 01:10:55,334
if I'm gonna be dealing with her,
'cause I… I gotta be amazing.

1590
01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:57,251
Don't worry about it.
She's gonna cooperate.

1591
01:10:57,334 --> 01:10:58,251
[Demetrius] Thank you.

1592
01:10:58,334 --> 01:11:00,084
You know,
you really don't have a lot of time.

1593
01:11:00,168 --> 01:11:02,418
so I do think
we have to jump in pretty quickly.

1594
01:11:02,501 --> 01:11:05,959
I thought maybe we could start
with a theme, lock that down.

1595
01:11:06,043 --> 01:11:09,168
Um, and I was thinking
maybe like an old Hollywood.

1596
01:11:09,251 --> 01:11:11,293
[gasps] I love old Hollywood.

1597
01:11:11,376 --> 01:11:12,834
Right? I know.

1598
01:11:12,918 --> 01:11:15,001
You love the period
when Black entertainers

1599
01:11:15,084 --> 01:11:17,376
couldn't stay
in the hotels they performed in?

1600
01:11:17,459 --> 01:11:18,459
[Demetrius groans]

1601
01:11:19,501 --> 01:11:21,626
- That's an excellent point.
- [mother] Mm-hmm.

1602
01:11:21,709 --> 01:11:23,834
You know,
I've always hated <i>Gone with the Wind.</i>

1603
01:11:23,918 --> 01:11:25,959
Way before you were supposed to.

1604
01:11:26,043 --> 01:11:27,459
[Shelley] Before it was cool.

1605
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:30,584
See, the spirit is moving me
to move in this direction, which is, uh,

1606
01:11:30,668 --> 01:11:33,584
I was thinking more
of, like, a <i>Tron</i> type of feel.

1607
01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:35,084
You know? Remember the '80s <i>Tron?</i>

1608
01:11:35,168 --> 01:11:36,459
- No.
- [Akbar] Yeah.

1609
01:11:36,543 --> 01:11:39,334
So we have a <i>Tron</i> type of wedding,
but a hood <i>Tron,</i> you know.

1610
01:11:39,418 --> 01:11:41,376
Keep it…. Keep it less expensive

1611
01:11:41,459 --> 01:11:45,626
by having, uh, LED light suits instead
of the regular suits.

1612
01:11:45,709 --> 01:11:49,209
Have it in the hood, having real people
doing real things in the <i>Tron </i>world.

1613
01:11:49,293 --> 01:11:51,334
- I… I don't think--
- I like that.

1614
01:11:51,418 --> 01:11:53,959
- I don't.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, brother, there we are.

1615
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:55,418
[Shelley] A little clarity.

1616
01:11:55,501 --> 01:11:58,834
Do you mean that everybody
wears the same suit to the wedding?

1617
01:11:58,918 --> 01:12:01,668
Nah, you pick your color,
but you gotta get in where you fit in.

1618
01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:02,834
First come, first serve.

1619
01:12:02,918 --> 01:12:04,418
I want a red-- I want a red one.

1620
01:12:04,501 --> 01:12:06,876
You want the red one?
We got that. So the red is gone.

1621
01:12:06,959 --> 01:12:08,459
[Shelley] Where do we get the suits?

1622
01:12:08,543 --> 01:12:09,751
Oh, I'll bring the suits, yeah.

1623
01:12:09,834 --> 01:12:12,501
I'll bring the suits.
I got 40 hood <i>Tron</i> suits,

1624
01:12:12,584 --> 01:12:14,251
and, uh, they light up.

1625
01:12:14,334 --> 01:12:16,501
- All of 'em work. It's gonna be great.
- [Akbar] Mm.

1626
01:12:16,584 --> 01:12:18,918
- And you have 40 of them?
- Forty of 'em.

1627
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,709
Anybody outside of y'all wedding,
more than 40 people,

1628
01:12:21,793 --> 01:12:23,126
then that's on y'all.

1629
01:12:23,209 --> 01:12:26,126
I wouldn't bring them
'cause they couldn't fit in the suit.

1630
01:12:26,668 --> 01:12:28,876
They gonna look weird
without being in a suit.

1631
01:12:28,959 --> 01:12:31,376
- It'll be cool, brother. There you go.
- That sounds different.

1632
01:12:31,459 --> 01:12:34,626
- Ain't nobody did the Tron wedding.
- [Demetrius] Ain't nobody did that.

1633
01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:36,793
Yo, our parents are killing us.

1634
01:12:36,876 --> 01:12:37,793
I know.

1635
01:12:37,876 --> 01:12:41,459
The good news is
we are almost done with it.

1636
01:12:42,043 --> 01:12:44,626
And they've been so busy,
they're basically out of our lives.

1637
01:12:44,709 --> 01:12:46,751
You're right.
I haven't heard from my mom in days.

1638
01:12:46,834 --> 01:12:48,001
It's been amazing.

1639
01:12:48,084 --> 01:12:50,793
Yeah, I haven't heard
from my dad either, which is rare,

1640
01:12:50,876 --> 01:12:54,876
because he hasn't even sent one
of his "form follows function" texts.

1641
01:12:55,668 --> 01:12:57,751
Do you think
something terrible happened to him?

1642
01:12:57,834 --> 01:13:00,209
Oh, my God, no. Why would you say that?

1643
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,918
No, I-- that would be horrible.

1644
01:13:03,334 --> 01:13:07,459
That would be the worst.
I'm just making sure he's okay.

1645
01:13:07,543 --> 01:13:09,543
Anyway, babe, I gotta go.

1646
01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:11,751
- I don't wanna be late. Kiss.
- You look beautiful.

1647
01:13:12,501 --> 01:13:13,459
Thank you.

1648
01:13:13,543 --> 01:13:16,459
You're gonna kill it.
Remember, you got the juice.

1649
01:13:16,543 --> 01:13:18,334
You really
haven't seen that movie, have you?

1650
01:13:18,418 --> 01:13:20,751
If you fucking say
I haven't seen <i>Juice</i> one more time,

1651
01:13:20,834 --> 01:13:22,126
I will leave your ass.

1652
01:13:22,209 --> 01:13:24,334
[Amira laughs]

1653
01:13:24,418 --> 01:13:28,084
That's why with the Victorian dress,
I went with the blues and the greens.

1654
01:13:28,168 --> 01:13:30,334
A very rich color for this time.

1655
01:13:30,418 --> 01:13:33,376
And just so you guys know, I have
really great relationships downtown,

1656
01:13:33,459 --> 01:13:36,668
and I can get high-quality fabrics
for, like, a fraction of the cost.

1657
01:13:36,751 --> 01:13:38,293
- This is great.
- Yeah.

1658
01:13:38,376 --> 01:13:40,501
I would love to leave you guys
with some of my sketches.

1659
01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:41,668
[man] That would be amazing.

1660
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:44,084
Man. And can you remind me
when you graduated Harvard?

1661
01:13:44,168 --> 01:13:46,043
It's just maybe we know the same people.

1662
01:13:46,668 --> 01:13:48,084
Oh, um,

1663
01:13:48,168 --> 01:13:51,209
I… I didn't go to, um, Harvard.
I went to Howard.

1664
01:13:51,834 --> 01:13:54,043
Howard. Sounds kind of similar.

1665
01:13:54,126 --> 01:13:55,668
It's like a Black Harvard.

1666
01:13:57,584 --> 01:13:58,834
Interesting.

1667
01:14:01,584 --> 01:14:02,668
[Ezra] Let's go!

1668
01:14:02,751 --> 01:14:05,376
No, I'm telling you, this bachelor party's
exactly what you need

1669
01:14:05,459 --> 01:14:07,626
to get your mind right
before the wedding, homie.

1670
01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:09,376
I'm so fucking stressed, bro.

1671
01:14:09,459 --> 01:14:10,668
- Oh!
- I can't wait.

1672
01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:14,376
Vegas with the motherfucking squad, nigga.
We gonna have so much fun.

1673
01:14:14,459 --> 01:14:16,709
Bro, I'm gonna do molly
and lick a stripper's toes, man.

1674
01:14:16,793 --> 01:14:18,876
Shit's gonna be lit. [chuckles]

1675
01:14:18,959 --> 01:14:21,334
Hey. What's going on, y'all?

1676
01:14:21,918 --> 01:14:23,793
- Hey, what's up?
- [Mo] Mm.

1677
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:24,834
What's up?

1678
01:14:24,918 --> 01:14:27,459
Yeah, man.
Hope it's not a problem me being here.

1679
01:14:27,543 --> 01:14:30,834
You know, I figure I'd tag along.
I brought Omar too.

1680
01:14:30,918 --> 01:14:32,084
What's up, nigga?

1681
01:14:32,626 --> 01:14:33,876
Hey, Omar.

1682
01:14:33,959 --> 01:14:36,918
Yeah, when I found out that Amira

1683
01:14:37,001 --> 01:14:40,001
was gonna take your mother and sister
to Palm Springs with the girls,

1684
01:14:40,084 --> 01:14:43,626
I figured it'd be cool for me
to come hang out with the fellas.

1685
01:14:44,334 --> 01:14:47,209
- Yeah, that's such a good and normal idea.
- Yeah.

1686
01:14:47,293 --> 01:14:48,543
Listen, when we're in Vegas,

1687
01:14:48,626 --> 01:14:51,001
I don't want you thinking
I'm your future father-in-law.

1688
01:14:51,084 --> 01:14:52,251
I'm not that guy.

1689
01:14:52,334 --> 01:14:55,584
I'm just another one of the fellas,
hanging out having a good time.

1690
01:14:55,668 --> 01:14:57,543
Hey, what's your boy's name again?

1691
01:14:58,334 --> 01:15:00,668
Uh, my name's Mo, and I have titties.

1692
01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:03,793
- Oh, I'm sorry, bro-- um, sister-- Mo.
- [Mo] Mm-hmm.

1693
01:15:03,876 --> 01:15:06,001
- Yeah.
- Yeah. [sighs]

1694
01:15:06,084 --> 01:15:08,751
- [man] Can I get my seat?
- I'm sorry about that, yeah.

1695
01:15:09,543 --> 01:15:10,751
We gonna have fun.

1696
01:15:11,293 --> 01:15:12,668
Totally.

1697
01:15:12,751 --> 01:15:14,876
- What the fuck is going on?
- Bro, I don't know.

1698
01:15:14,959 --> 01:15:17,668
But his casual nature
is terrifying, all right?

1699
01:15:17,751 --> 01:15:19,293
He's the type of nigga that'll kill you

1700
01:15:19,376 --> 01:15:21,834
and get a solid nine
and a half hours of sleep.

1701
01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:23,043
I've done that.

1702
01:15:25,793 --> 01:15:27,001
I've done that.

1703
01:15:31,043 --> 01:15:33,084
Hey, did you know that Mo had titties?

1704
01:15:33,168 --> 01:15:34,543
Yeah, they're on her chest.

1705
01:15:36,751 --> 01:15:38,126
Dude, uh, so what's your plan?

1706
01:15:38,209 --> 01:15:40,376
We catch this kid with the beard
doing weird stupid shit,

1707
01:15:40,459 --> 01:15:42,126
and you just snitch on him
to your daughter?

1708
01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:46,168
No, we gonna just go down there
and make sure he don't have no fun.

1709
01:15:48,751 --> 01:15:51,293
That is very low class of you.

1710
01:15:52,459 --> 01:15:55,376
- But I cannot lie. That is a good plan.
- Hmm.

1711
01:15:55,459 --> 01:15:57,709
Vegas has a knack
for bringing out who people really are.

1712
01:15:57,793 --> 01:16:00,459
- That's right.
- Can tell a lot about a man by his crew.

1713
01:16:00,543 --> 01:16:01,459
That's right.

1714
01:16:01,543 --> 01:16:03,751
- [cork pops]
- [laughing, shouting]

1715
01:16:03,834 --> 01:16:04,876
- Cheers!
- [man] Shot!

1716
01:16:04,959 --> 01:16:05,918
Shot!

1717
01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:08,084
- Swallow the pill.
- Ahh!

1718
01:16:08,168 --> 01:16:10,543
- [Mo] All right, this is for my boy.
- [Ezra] Yeah.

1719
01:16:10,626 --> 01:16:13,418
The E to the Z to the motherfucking E.
You know what I'm saying?

1720
01:16:13,501 --> 01:16:15,709
He's trading in his pimp card, boys.

1721
01:16:15,793 --> 01:16:17,626
- Yeah, this one's for me.
- [Mo] Hell yeah!

1722
01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:19,584
[women shouting]

1723
01:16:19,668 --> 01:16:22,001
{\an8}["Drop It Like It's Hot"
by Snoop Dogg playing]

1724
01:16:22,584 --> 01:16:24,793
<i>♪ When the pimp's in the crib, Ma</i>
<i>Drop it… ♪</i>

1725
01:16:24,876 --> 01:16:26,751
- [shouting]
- [laughing]

1726
01:16:26,834 --> 01:16:28,751
- Hi!
- You glowing and shit.

1727
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:33,209
Ladies, who's making
all the noise in the lobby?

1728
01:16:33,293 --> 01:16:35,543
[shouting]

1729
01:16:35,626 --> 01:16:37,501
- Hey!
- Hi, gorgey!

1730
01:16:37,584 --> 01:16:41,084
- Well, hello, titties! Mwah!
- [laughing]

1731
01:16:41,168 --> 01:16:44,168
- [women chattering]
- Hello, girls!

1732
01:16:47,501 --> 01:16:48,584
Who is this white woman?

1733
01:16:48,668 --> 01:16:49,501
[Shelley] Oh.

1734
01:16:49,584 --> 01:16:54,418
You guys, so this is
Miss Shelley, Ezra's mother.

1735
01:16:54,501 --> 01:16:56,459
- [all] Oh!
- [laughing]

1736
01:16:56,543 --> 01:17:00,168
Gosh, you are all so gorgeous.

1737
01:17:00,251 --> 01:17:02,209
- I can't stop staring at you.
- Thank you.

1738
01:17:02,293 --> 01:17:04,543
Honestly, it's like, these earrings

1739
01:17:04,626 --> 01:17:08,209
and the orange business up top.

1740
01:17:08,293 --> 01:17:10,168
- [laughing]
- [Shelley] It's just so dope.

1741
01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:12,793
- I can't get over it. And the hair.
- It's dope.

1742
01:17:12,876 --> 01:17:15,501
I mean,
I am straight up simping for all of you.

1743
01:17:15,584 --> 01:17:17,168
- [all laugh]
- Yeah.

1744
01:17:18,084 --> 01:17:20,084
[laughing]

1745
01:17:20,793 --> 01:17:24,543
And that is a beautiful tattoo.

1746
01:17:24,626 --> 01:17:27,001
- Oh, thank you.
- Of course. What does that say?

1747
01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:29,709
It says, "Rest in peace, Big Rev."

1748
01:17:30,334 --> 01:17:31,918
Oh, condolences.

1749
01:17:32,751 --> 01:17:34,293
Yeah, he was my heart.

1750
01:17:36,918 --> 01:17:38,418
Um, I wonder why you didn't put it…

1751
01:17:38,501 --> 01:17:41,001
- …on your other breast. Wha--
- Mom, for the love of God.

1752
01:17:41,084 --> 01:17:43,668
- [clears throat] I'm so sorry.
- Yes.

1753
01:17:43,751 --> 01:17:45,709
For your loss and for my mom.

1754
01:17:45,793 --> 01:17:47,334
- What? [scoffs]
- [laughs]

1755
01:17:47,418 --> 01:17:51,168
- ["Popstar" by DJ Khaled playing]
- [crowd chattering, laughing]

1756
01:17:51,251 --> 01:17:53,709
<i>- ♪ Another one ♪ </i>[echoes]
<i>- ♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1757
01:17:53,793 --> 01:17:55,293
<i>♪ DJ Khaled! ♪</i>

1758
01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:58,584
<i>♪ Bitches calling my phone</i>
<i>Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪</i>

1759
01:17:58,668 --> 01:18:01,626
<i>♪ From the plane</i>
<i>To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪</i>

1760
01:18:01,709 --> 01:18:04,168
<i>♪ Cops pulling up</i>
<i>Like I'm giving drugs out ♪</i>

1761
01:18:04,251 --> 01:18:07,168
<i>♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪</i>

1762
01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:10,376
<i>♪ Bitches calling my phone</i>
<i>Like I'm locked up, nonstop ♪</i>

1763
01:18:10,459 --> 01:18:13,418
<i>♪ From the plane</i>
<i>To the fucking helicopter, yeah ♪</i>

1764
01:18:13,501 --> 01:18:15,709
<i>♪ Cops pulling up</i>
<i>Like I'm giving drugs out ♪</i>

1765
01:18:15,793 --> 01:18:18,751
<i>♪ Nah, nah, I'm a pop star, not a doctor ♪</i>

1766
01:18:19,501 --> 01:18:22,751
<i>♪ Hey, shorty with the long text</i>
<i>I don't talk, hey ♪</i>

1767
01:18:22,834 --> 01:18:25,876
<i>♪ Shorty with the long legs</i>
<i>She don't walk, hey ♪</i>

1768
01:18:25,959 --> 01:18:28,709
<i>♪ Yeah, last year</i>
<i>I kept it on the tuck, hey ♪</i>

1769
01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:31,709
<i>♪ 2020, I came to fuck it up, yeah ♪</i>

1770
01:18:31,793 --> 01:18:34,376
<i>♪ I wanna long life, a legendary one ♪</i>

1771
01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:37,626
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I want a quick death and an easy one ♪</i>

1772
01:18:37,709 --> 01:18:40,459
<i>♪ I want a pretty girl and an honest one ♪</i>

1773
01:18:40,543 --> 01:18:43,501
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah</i>, <i>yeah ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ I want this drink and another one… ♪</i>

1774
01:18:43,584 --> 01:18:45,209
[cheering]

1775
01:18:45,293 --> 01:18:48,126
<i>♪ I'm a pop star</i>
<i>This shit ain't bubblegum</i> ♪

1776
01:18:48,209 --> 01:18:50,501
<i>♪ You would probably think</i>
<i>My manager is Scooter Braun… ♪</i>

1777
01:18:50,584 --> 01:18:52,668
[man snorting] Ah!

1778
01:18:52,751 --> 01:18:55,209
[chuckles, clears throat]

1779
01:18:55,293 --> 01:18:57,126
Hey, let me get this straight.

1780
01:18:57,209 --> 01:19:00,293
Every single person that you know
does coke, but you don't?

1781
01:19:02,126 --> 01:19:04,209
Yeah, it's crazy and upsetting.

1782
01:19:04,293 --> 01:19:07,668
It's… It's driving us apart, honestly.

1783
01:19:08,459 --> 01:19:11,751
I miss them the way they were, you know.

1784
01:19:11,834 --> 01:19:15,918
Yo! Ezra!
Ezra, buddy, buddy. We're almost out.

1785
01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:19,584
So we need your guy's number.
So we need to call the coke guy.

1786
01:19:19,668 --> 01:19:22,793
Your guy, your coke guy.
Can we call him? Thank you.

1787
01:19:22,876 --> 01:19:25,626
What guy? I don't have a guy!

1788
01:19:25,709 --> 01:19:27,668
Ez, what? You definitely have a guy.

1789
01:19:27,751 --> 01:19:30,293
- You got a guy.
- The coke guy from Vegas from last time.

1790
01:19:30,376 --> 01:19:31,793
Just call him. Quit holding out.

1791
01:19:31,876 --> 01:19:34,918
I think you're so high on cocaine,
you don't know what you're saying.

1792
01:19:35,001 --> 01:19:38,834
I don't have a coke guy.

1793
01:19:38,918 --> 01:19:40,209
- [laughing]
- No. You have a guy.

1794
01:19:40,293 --> 01:19:41,751
We bought cocaine from him.

1795
01:19:41,834 --> 01:19:43,918
- He is a cocaine dealer.
- [man 2] Yeah.

1796
01:19:44,001 --> 01:19:45,418
And we bought coke,

1797
01:19:45,501 --> 01:19:49,001
and you got so high that
you ended up passing out on the Strip.

1798
01:19:49,084 --> 01:19:50,793
You had cocaine all over your face.

1799
01:19:51,376 --> 01:19:52,959
Wait, I think I remember you.

1800
01:19:53,043 --> 01:19:55,376
You… You shit your pants last time.

1801
01:19:55,459 --> 01:19:58,501
- Yes, you did! You shit your pants!
- [all laughing]

1802
01:19:58,584 --> 01:20:01,084
- From cocaine use! You did that.
- [mouths] Shut the fuck up.

1803
01:20:01,168 --> 01:20:03,918
Sniff, sniff, motherfuckers,
guess who I found.

1804
01:20:04,001 --> 01:20:07,126
- [all] Coke guy!
- [Mo] Exactly! Ho-ho!

1805
01:20:07,209 --> 01:20:11,084
Ezra! Ezra,
that's the guy I was talking about.

1806
01:20:11,168 --> 01:20:12,293
The coke guy!

1807
01:20:12,376 --> 01:20:14,501
Look. Look, look at his knuckles.

1808
01:20:14,584 --> 01:20:16,918
Yeah, it says "Coke Guy"
right there on his knuckles.

1809
01:20:17,001 --> 01:20:20,459
Ezra! Thank you for
the Edible Arrangement on my birthday.

1810
01:20:20,543 --> 01:20:23,334
Such a mensch. For you, Papi.

1811
01:20:25,251 --> 01:20:29,459
God damn. That's a lot
of cocaine you got there, Ezra.

1812
01:20:30,751 --> 01:20:31,626
Yeah.

1813
01:20:32,626 --> 01:20:35,668
Hey, you shit on yourself
last time you was here?

1814
01:20:37,001 --> 01:20:38,876
You shat your slacks?

1815
01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:41,084
Yes, but not from cocaine.

1816
01:20:41,168 --> 01:20:44,376
It was from… It was from Chipotle.

1817
01:20:45,959 --> 01:20:47,293
- [chattering]
- [laughing]

1818
01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:50,376
- I'm ready. I am ready!
- Oh!

1819
01:20:50,459 --> 01:20:53,418
- Seven letters. Plural.
- Yeah, right.

1820
01:20:53,501 --> 01:20:56,668
A group of people who move beautifully.

1821
01:20:56,751 --> 01:20:59,501
Okay, you said plural, so there's an "s."

1822
01:20:59,584 --> 01:21:00,584
- [mother] "S."
- Good.

1823
01:21:00,668 --> 01:21:02,876
- Oh, strippers! Strippers!
- [woman] Too many letters.

1824
01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:04,001
[imitates buzzer]

1825
01:21:04,084 --> 01:21:06,959
Oh, wait. Oh, no, no, no, I've got it.

1826
01:21:07,043 --> 01:21:08,709
Is it an "n" word?

1827
01:21:09,376 --> 01:21:10,209
[mother exhales]

1828
01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:13,918
[Shelley] No.

1829
01:21:14,668 --> 01:21:17,168
No, no. I meant N-Navajos.

1830
01:21:17,251 --> 01:21:19,626
- [woman] Oh, jeez.
- [Shelley] No, that's where I was going.

1831
01:21:19,709 --> 01:21:21,584
Was Navajos, because, um…

1832
01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:24,459
- You know, when they move, the Navajo--
- [Liza] Mom.

1833
01:21:24,543 --> 01:21:26,043
Mom, please.

1834
01:21:26,126 --> 01:21:26,959
[Shelley] What?

1835
01:21:27,793 --> 01:21:31,584
- Oh. Dancers!
- [screaming]

1836
01:21:32,251 --> 01:21:33,293
Oh, my God!

1837
01:21:33,376 --> 01:21:34,334
What the hell!

1838
01:21:34,418 --> 01:21:36,001
What the hell is wrong with you?

1839
01:21:36,084 --> 01:21:37,418
- [woman 1 shouts]
- [gasps]

1840
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:39,251
- [woman 2] Oh, my God!
- [shouts]

1841
01:21:39,334 --> 01:21:40,793
[shouting]

1842
01:21:40,876 --> 01:21:42,001
No, no!

1843
01:21:42,084 --> 01:21:43,751
[woman 2] It's okay.
Your braids look good.

1844
01:21:43,834 --> 01:21:45,418
It's hooked onto my…

1845
01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:48,334
- It's okay. Somebody get her a wig.
- [chattering]

1846
01:21:48,418 --> 01:21:50,959
- Did you know this was a wig?
- No, I… I didn't know that.

1847
01:21:51,043 --> 01:21:54,793
I mean, this… this is kind of amazing
craftsmanship, don't you think? Because--

1848
01:21:54,876 --> 01:21:57,543
- Gimme the girl's wig back. Gimme the wig.
- What--

1849
01:21:57,626 --> 01:21:59,501
- Now it's all tangled up.
- [woman 3] You're okay.

1850
01:21:59,584 --> 01:22:01,584
- [woman 1] Let's go!
- [woman 2] Okay.

1851
01:22:01,668 --> 01:22:03,043
[woman 1] We out.

1852
01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:04,334
What ha--

1853
01:22:05,501 --> 01:22:08,543
- [Ezra] Was your trip as bad as mine?
- [Amira] I guess you could say that.

1854
01:22:08,626 --> 01:22:10,251
[exhales] Yeah, mine was rough.

1855
01:22:11,668 --> 01:22:13,168
Did your dad say anything?

1856
01:22:13,751 --> 01:22:15,668
No. Why? Should he?

1857
01:22:16,293 --> 01:22:18,959
No, just that, uh, everything went okay,

1858
01:22:19,043 --> 01:22:22,793
and it was totally normal, so, yeah.

1859
01:22:23,418 --> 01:22:26,001
- Okay.
- Why was yours rough? 'Cause my mom?

1860
01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:28,418
[Amira sighs] I don't wanna talk about it.

1861
01:22:28,501 --> 01:22:29,959
[scoffs] What'd she do this time?

1862
01:22:30,043 --> 01:22:32,793
Ezra, I don't--
I really don't wanna talk about it.

1863
01:22:32,876 --> 01:22:34,334
Just tell me what she did.

1864
01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:39,668
[sighs] Okay, she pulled the same
tone-deaf shit she does all the time.

1865
01:22:39,751 --> 01:22:41,751
But that's what y'all do, so…

1866
01:22:42,793 --> 01:22:44,459
What type of shit is that to say?

1867
01:22:46,626 --> 01:22:48,626
I'm sorry. I just got a lot on my mind.

1868
01:22:49,168 --> 01:22:50,168
I'm sorry.

1869
01:22:52,001 --> 01:22:54,418
[Ezra sighs] Okay.

1870
01:22:56,668 --> 01:22:58,709
Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

1871
01:22:59,418 --> 01:23:01,584
- Throwing this shit away.
- Why?

1872
01:23:01,668 --> 01:23:04,209
Because I didn't get the job, Ezra.
That's why.

1873
01:23:04,876 --> 01:23:05,918
What?

1874
01:23:06,001 --> 01:23:09,626
The producer called me and told me
that he went with someone else.

1875
01:23:09,709 --> 01:23:12,793
Someone who has more
period piece experience. I don't know.

1876
01:23:14,251 --> 01:23:15,293
[Ezra] Baby, I'm sorry.

1877
01:23:15,376 --> 01:23:19,543
If it's any consolation,
I can hold you down for a while.

1878
01:23:19,626 --> 01:23:22,959
[scoffs] No, Ezra,
I don't wanna be some kept woman.

1879
01:23:24,959 --> 01:23:28,209
I'm just trying to think
of ways to help you, all right?

1880
01:23:28,293 --> 01:23:30,709
Like… [sighs]

1881
01:23:30,793 --> 01:23:31,793
- Let me--
- [Amira sighs]

1882
01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:34,043
Let me call
my family friend Rick Greenwald.

1883
01:23:34,126 --> 01:23:35,168
He's got connections,

1884
01:23:35,251 --> 01:23:37,126
and he'll look out
for you on your next job.

1885
01:23:37,209 --> 01:23:38,751
Oh, the fucking luxury.

1886
01:23:39,334 --> 01:23:42,084
Are you not listening to what I'm saying?
Are you not hearing me?

1887
01:23:42,168 --> 01:23:43,918
Everything I have, I've gotten on my own.

1888
01:23:44,001 --> 01:23:45,751
I've worked really hard for it

1889
01:23:45,834 --> 01:23:48,043
and worked through
all this racist bullshit,

1890
01:23:48,126 --> 01:23:49,459
all for you to be able to come in

1891
01:23:49,543 --> 01:23:52,084
and call your family friend
to give me a job

1892
01:23:52,168 --> 01:23:54,334
I probably should have got five years ago?

1893
01:23:54,418 --> 01:23:56,084
How do you think that makes me feel?

1894
01:23:56,959 --> 01:24:00,126
Well, I'm not trying to make you feel bad.
I'm just trying to, like, help.

1895
01:24:00,209 --> 01:24:02,793
And it's okay to accept help
from someone who loves you.

1896
01:24:04,293 --> 01:24:07,584
That's really easy for you to say because
that's how life has worked for you.

1897
01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:09,126
That's not how it works for me.

1898
01:24:09,793 --> 01:24:12,168
Whatever. We have to get ready
for this rehearsal dinner.

1899
01:24:12,251 --> 01:24:14,251
I'm going to the bathroom. Alone.

1900
01:24:14,334 --> 01:24:15,334
Please.

1901
01:24:17,293 --> 01:24:19,626
Yeah, I don't wanna go
to the bathroom with you.

1902
01:24:19,709 --> 01:24:21,126
[Amira] Since when?

1903
01:24:21,751 --> 01:24:23,334
My charger's in there though.

1904
01:24:24,459 --> 01:24:27,084
Let me just grab my charger
before you're in there for a while.

1905
01:24:27,168 --> 01:24:28,126
[Amira] Oh, my God!

1906
01:24:28,209 --> 01:24:31,793
- [man] <i>One, two…</i>
<i>- ♪ Moon ♪</i>

1907
01:24:31,876 --> 01:24:34,043
<i>♪ River ♪</i>

1908
01:24:34,876 --> 01:24:38,001
<i>♪ Wider than a mile… ♪</i>

1909
01:24:40,251 --> 01:24:42,168
[chattering]

1910
01:24:42,251 --> 01:24:46,084
<i>♪ Some day… ♪ </i>[vocalizing]

1911
01:24:47,668 --> 01:24:49,918
[chattering]

1912
01:24:54,084 --> 01:24:57,543
- [chattering continues]
- [laughing]

1913
01:24:59,334 --> 01:25:02,834
- Woody!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1914
01:25:02,918 --> 01:25:04,918
My name is Akbar Mohammad, bro.

1915
01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:08,209
Oh, man. Mama named you Woody.
I'm calling you Woody.

1916
01:25:08,293 --> 01:25:11,834
Yeah, Mama didn't give birth
to no fake-Versace-wearing,

1917
01:25:11,918 --> 01:25:15,043
PPP-loan-scamming career criminal,
but here we are.

1918
01:25:15,126 --> 01:25:16,418
This is Versace.

1919
01:25:16,501 --> 01:25:17,918
Nigga, please.

1920
01:25:18,001 --> 01:25:19,626
Anyway, I ain't no criminal, okay?

1921
01:25:19,709 --> 01:25:22,209
It was a peeping Tom charge, okay?

1922
01:25:22,293 --> 01:25:25,834
I was looking in there, peeping to see
if my baby mama was cheating,

1923
01:25:25,918 --> 01:25:29,043
so I could get lower prices
on my child support.

1924
01:25:29,126 --> 01:25:30,418
Why peep through the window?

1925
01:25:30,501 --> 01:25:34,501
Because I wanted to see somebody
have her broke down over, like a shotgun.

1926
01:25:34,584 --> 01:25:36,293
That ain't gonna lower your child support.

1927
01:25:36,376 --> 01:25:39,251
The judge seen her being a ho,
my child support will go low.

1928
01:25:39,334 --> 01:25:41,918
Can't go up in the judge,
"I seen her bent over, Your Honor."

1929
01:25:42,001 --> 01:25:42,959
"I should get less."

1930
01:25:43,043 --> 01:25:45,501
[chuckles] The judge ain't gonna
give you less money.

1931
01:25:45,584 --> 01:25:47,001
I've done it before.

1932
01:25:47,084 --> 01:25:49,126
- Hi, Uncle EJ.
- [EJ] Hey, baby!

1933
01:25:49,209 --> 01:25:51,459
Hey!

1934
01:25:51,543 --> 01:25:54,834
This is Ezra. Ezra, this my Uncle EJ.

1935
01:25:55,418 --> 01:25:57,459
- What's up, Ez? What'd you say, Ez--
- Ezra.

1936
01:25:57,543 --> 01:25:59,793
- Famous Uncle EJ. Heard a lot about you.
- This is my uncle.

1937
01:25:59,876 --> 01:26:00,751
[EJ] Okay.

1938
01:26:00,834 --> 01:26:03,168
Yeah, this is Ezra. This is the man.

1939
01:26:03,834 --> 01:26:05,418
- My man, all right.
- [Akbar exhales]

1940
01:26:05,501 --> 01:26:08,251
Okay, I'm gonna go say what's up to Renee.

1941
01:26:08,334 --> 01:26:09,501
- [EJ] Yeah.
- Y'all be nice.

1942
01:26:09,584 --> 01:26:10,668
We'll be nice to Ezra.

1943
01:26:10,751 --> 01:26:13,459
You gonna let this credit card sit here,
we gonna swipe him.

1944
01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:14,376
[Amira laughs]

1945
01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:17,418
He look like an AmEx,
standing here with his hair slicked back.

1946
01:26:17,501 --> 01:26:19,376
- Oh. He lying.
- [chuckling]

1947
01:26:19,459 --> 01:26:21,001
- [laughs] All right.
- All right. Okay.

1948
01:26:21,084 --> 01:26:22,751
Come back soon if you want.

1949
01:26:22,834 --> 01:26:26,668
- Ezra does a podcast on Black culture.
- Oh!

1950
01:26:27,918 --> 01:26:29,001
Tell him, Ezra.

1951
01:26:29,084 --> 01:26:30,501
Yeah, I do podcasts.

1952
01:26:31,084 --> 01:26:32,293
About what?

1953
01:26:33,001 --> 01:26:33,918
The culture.

1954
01:26:34,501 --> 01:26:36,751
Oh, you're gonna just say "culture"
and leave "Black" out?

1955
01:26:37,334 --> 01:26:40,501
[EJ laughs] You gotta get that money
some kind of way, baby, huh?

1956
01:26:40,584 --> 01:26:43,959
Give me $150 real quick.
Don't tell her I asked for the money.

1957
01:26:44,043 --> 01:26:45,834
- I won't. I'll Venmo--
- Give me a Cîroc.

1958
01:26:45,918 --> 01:26:49,626
And, uh, the white Barry White
something to drink.

1959
01:26:49,709 --> 01:26:52,459
[laughing]

1960
01:26:52,543 --> 01:26:55,293
["Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe"
by Barry White playing]

1961
01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:58,251
- [chattering]
- Cheers!

1962
01:26:58,334 --> 01:27:00,959
[laughing]

1963
01:27:01,043 --> 01:27:02,918
<i>♪ My darling, I… ♪</i>

1964
01:27:03,418 --> 01:27:04,251
[tapping glass]

1965
01:27:04,334 --> 01:27:06,459
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I got something to say.

1966
01:27:06,543 --> 01:27:08,418
- I got something to say. Uh…
- [man] Okay, say it!

1967
01:27:08,501 --> 01:27:11,209
This is nice, y'all. This is real nice.

1968
01:27:11,293 --> 01:27:14,626
I ain't never had
no, uh, wedding like this,

1969
01:27:14,709 --> 01:27:17,168
but I mean, I've been married three times.
That's right.

1970
01:27:17,251 --> 01:27:19,168
Two times at the courthouse

1971
01:27:19,251 --> 01:27:21,959
and then one time
at the Benihana's. [chuckles]

1972
01:27:22,043 --> 01:27:24,126
We ain't had no reservations,
nothing like that.

1973
01:27:24,209 --> 01:27:28,168
Amira, my cousin, I just wanna say
how happy I am for you and Ezra--

1974
01:27:28,251 --> 01:27:31,876
Girl, we just wanna say congrats.
You marrying this white man.

1975
01:27:31,959 --> 01:27:34,209
- Girl, all these white people are here.
- [scoffs]

1976
01:27:34,293 --> 01:27:37,418
If you like it, we love it,
right? [chuckles]

1977
01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:40,043
- I stormed the Capitol.
- [crowd gasps]

1978
01:27:40,126 --> 01:27:42,459
I did. I was there.

1979
01:27:43,168 --> 01:27:45,251
Ezra tried to stop me.

1980
01:27:47,209 --> 01:27:49,418
He's a liberal cuck, but he's a good man.

1981
01:27:49,501 --> 01:27:52,834
To my best friend Ezra,
who's kind and thoughtful,

1982
01:27:53,418 --> 01:27:56,709
but for whatever reason didn't think
to sit me on the Black side of the table,

1983
01:27:56,793 --> 01:27:59,834
which just aesthetically
makes sense, you know.

1984
01:27:59,918 --> 01:28:04,251
Cheers to inclusion
and our newly found generational wealth.

1985
01:28:04,334 --> 01:28:06,959
"He left the family early, um,

1986
01:28:07,043 --> 01:28:11,001
leaving his mother responsible
for everybody, including the house."

1987
01:28:12,209 --> 01:28:14,501
"And after Mom died in 1984,

1988
01:28:14,584 --> 01:28:17,668
Xzibit had no choice

1989
01:28:17,751 --> 01:28:20,043
but to move in back
with his father in New Mexico."

1990
01:28:20,126 --> 01:28:23,251
I… I wanna say…
I wanna say it was Albuquerque.

1991
01:28:23,334 --> 01:28:26,251
- Okay. I think we can wrap it up. Yeah.
- I think.

1992
01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:27,709
That vaccine…

1993
01:28:31,126 --> 01:28:32,709
makes you gay.

1994
01:28:32,793 --> 01:28:34,584
So the moral of the story is

1995
01:28:34,668 --> 01:28:37,501
never date a woman
who don't respect your wife.

1996
01:28:37,584 --> 01:28:39,126
[diners groaning]

1997
01:28:39,209 --> 01:28:42,751
No, I didn't mean to--
I said the wrong shit. [sighs]

1998
01:28:43,709 --> 01:28:46,376
- [chattering]
- [laughing]

1999
01:28:52,834 --> 01:28:54,459
Can I have everybody's attention, please?

2000
01:28:55,209 --> 01:28:56,418
Attention, everyone.

2001
01:28:57,168 --> 01:28:58,668
Yeah, I know it's, uh,

2002
01:28:58,751 --> 01:29:01,834
it's customary for the father
to give a speech on the wedding day.

2003
01:29:02,543 --> 01:29:06,501
But I thought there was some things
that I needed to, uh, address tonight.

2004
01:29:07,543 --> 01:29:08,626
Um,

2005
01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:10,876
when a man's daughter gets married,

2006
01:29:11,959 --> 01:29:14,543
they say that the man is giving her away.

2007
01:29:15,584 --> 01:29:18,418
Now, that's a really hard pill to swallow.

2008
01:29:19,543 --> 01:29:21,043
Because you don't usually know

2009
01:29:21,126 --> 01:29:24,001
who the man is
that you're giving your daughter away to.

2010
01:29:25,001 --> 01:29:25,959
Usually.

2011
01:29:27,751 --> 01:29:29,334
But I consider myself fortunate,

2012
01:29:29,418 --> 01:29:32,543
because I think
I kind of do know who Ezra is.

2013
01:29:32,626 --> 01:29:34,043
[mother chuckles]

2014
01:29:34,126 --> 01:29:39,959
And he's not a drunken, drugged-out,
dream-chasing whore monger

2015
01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:44,418
who surrounds himself
with a bunch of, uh, racist degenerates.

2016
01:29:44,501 --> 01:29:47,501
[chuckling]

2017
01:29:48,418 --> 01:29:49,793
I didn't get that guy.

2018
01:29:51,584 --> 01:29:53,543
I got <i>this </i>guy.

2019
01:29:53,626 --> 01:29:55,793
- [woman] Mmm. Aww.
- [chuckling]

2020
01:29:55,876 --> 01:29:57,376
[EJ] All right, okay, okay.

2021
01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:00,918
So, here's to my beautiful baby girl.

2022
01:30:01,001 --> 01:30:03,584
- [all] Cheers!
- [mother] We love you.

2023
01:30:04,168 --> 01:30:05,876
[Shelley] Congratulations!

2024
01:30:05,959 --> 01:30:07,959
[laughing and chattering continue]

2025
01:30:23,168 --> 01:30:24,168
Thank you, sir.

2026
01:30:24,918 --> 01:30:25,751
Hey.

2027
01:30:27,584 --> 01:30:29,959
Oh, Ezra.

2028
01:30:32,793 --> 01:30:34,959
Thank you for,
uh, what you did back there.

2029
01:30:35,043 --> 01:30:36,626
What did I do back there?

2030
01:30:38,459 --> 01:30:39,376
Your speech.

2031
01:30:39,459 --> 01:30:42,459
You could've, uh,
could've blown up my spot.

2032
01:30:42,543 --> 01:30:44,001
You didn't, so thanks.

2033
01:30:44,084 --> 01:30:47,209
Well, save your thank you,
'cause I didn't do it for you.

2034
01:30:47,293 --> 01:30:49,001
I did that for my daughter.

2035
01:30:49,084 --> 01:30:51,834
You think I'm gonna embarrass her
in front of her whole family?

2036
01:30:52,501 --> 01:30:53,418
No.

2037
01:30:55,334 --> 01:30:56,751
You don't know me too well.

2038
01:30:58,334 --> 01:31:00,834
But here's the thing. I know you.

2039
01:31:01,959 --> 01:31:03,793
I've known you from the very start.

2040
01:31:03,876 --> 01:31:05,793
I had your number from day one.

2041
01:31:06,918 --> 01:31:07,918
And for the life of me,

2042
01:31:08,001 --> 01:31:11,501
I do not know why my daughter
continues to go down this path with you.

2043
01:31:12,084 --> 01:31:14,251
There's one thing
that I'm crystal clear on,

2044
01:31:14,334 --> 01:31:20,709
is that you are absolutely,
positively, unequivocally

2045
01:31:21,543 --> 01:31:24,001
not the right the guy for my daughter.

2046
01:31:24,626 --> 01:31:25,626
Period.

2047
01:31:25,709 --> 01:31:27,793
- Why?
- Excuse me.

2048
01:31:27,876 --> 01:31:30,001
Why am I not
the right guy for your daughter?

2049
01:31:30,084 --> 01:31:31,834
Well, shit, where do I begin?

2050
01:31:31,918 --> 01:31:32,751
Anywhere.

2051
01:31:34,293 --> 01:31:36,751
Well, what… what about
we start at your bachelor party?

2052
01:31:36,834 --> 01:31:39,293
When I saw you in the room
with the strippers and the cocaine,

2053
01:31:39,376 --> 01:31:40,793
how about we start there?

2054
01:31:40,876 --> 01:31:41,959
Why don't we start with

2055
01:31:42,043 --> 01:31:44,293
why you were at my bachelor party
in the first place?

2056
01:31:44,959 --> 01:31:46,209
You had no right to be there.

2057
01:31:46,293 --> 01:31:48,001
Bachelor parties are
for people to be weird.

2058
01:31:48,084 --> 01:31:49,543
That's not who I am.

2059
01:31:49,626 --> 01:31:51,459
Okay? It's my dumb fucking friends.

2060
01:31:52,084 --> 01:31:54,418
But you deeboed your way in,
and you got what you wanted.

2061
01:31:54,501 --> 01:31:55,959
I had a shitty time.

2062
01:31:56,751 --> 01:32:00,543
As a matter of fact, I have a shitty time
whenever you're around.

2063
01:32:00,626 --> 01:32:03,543
You're like the cooler to my life,
and I don't know why.

2064
01:32:04,126 --> 01:32:07,168
Because the truth is all I've ever done

2065
01:32:08,584 --> 01:32:10,084
is love your daughter,

2066
01:32:10,626 --> 01:32:12,751
wholly and completely.

2067
01:32:13,543 --> 01:32:15,126
And she loves me,

2068
01:32:15,209 --> 01:32:17,126
and we wanna marry each other.

2069
01:32:17,209 --> 01:32:20,251
And you just decided
before you even met me

2070
01:32:20,334 --> 01:32:21,834
that you hated me.

2071
01:32:22,459 --> 01:32:24,668
[scoffs] And then once you met me,
you put all your energy

2072
01:32:24,751 --> 01:32:27,001
just towards, like, smoking me out

2073
01:32:27,084 --> 01:32:29,543
or trying to prove
I don't belong around Black people,

2074
01:32:29,626 --> 01:32:32,084
or that I'm a researcher
and not a witness.

2075
01:32:32,709 --> 01:32:35,626
That's why you brought me
to play ball at that park.

2076
01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:37,334
Why you brought me to that Crip barbershop

2077
01:32:37,418 --> 01:32:39,251
while I'm wearing a red hoodie
like an idiot.

2078
01:32:39,334 --> 01:32:43,168
It's why you fuck with me about my podcast
and my music taste and how I talk

2079
01:32:43,251 --> 01:32:44,959
and how I think and who my friends are

2080
01:32:45,043 --> 01:32:47,168
and basically
everything that I'm a part of.

2081
01:32:48,209 --> 01:32:50,376
And I just take it. I take it!

2082
01:32:50,459 --> 01:32:52,876
I take your shit. I take it all day.

2083
01:32:53,876 --> 01:32:56,584
And it did teach me one thing
that you were right about.

2084
01:32:56,668 --> 01:32:57,626
[Akbar] And what's that?

2085
01:32:58,209 --> 01:33:02,209
I will never, ever, ever

2086
01:33:03,334 --> 01:33:06,168
know what it's like
to be a Black person in this country.

2087
01:33:07,376 --> 01:33:09,543
But I do know what an asshole is.

2088
01:33:17,918 --> 01:33:19,334
Yeah, yeah, I know.

2089
01:33:19,418 --> 01:33:22,709
I'm really pleased with the way--
and they're such a nice group of--

2090
01:33:22,793 --> 01:33:26,126
Oh, Amira! Amira. Hi!

2091
01:33:26,209 --> 01:33:28,126
Would you excuse me for just a second?

2092
01:33:28,209 --> 01:33:30,126
- Oh, my gosh!
- [Amira] Hi.

2093
01:33:30,209 --> 01:33:32,543
Hi! I just wanted to stop you

2094
01:33:32,626 --> 01:33:34,626
and tell you
that I think you look so pretty.

2095
01:33:34,709 --> 01:33:35,793
Thank you.

2096
01:33:36,376 --> 01:33:37,668
Is that a roller set?

2097
01:33:37,751 --> 01:33:40,709
- Hmm?
- Your hair. Is it a roller set?

2098
01:33:41,626 --> 01:33:43,709
Um, no, it's not.

2099
01:33:43,793 --> 01:33:48,751
Oh. Shoot. Okay.
It's not individuals, right?

2100
01:33:48,834 --> 01:33:49,793
[Amira] No.

2101
01:33:49,876 --> 01:33:52,334
No? Okay. Shit.

2102
01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:55,459
All right, well, I guess I'm gonna
have to go back to the drawing board.

2103
01:33:55,543 --> 01:33:58,043
I, uh-- Ever since the bachelorette party…

2104
01:33:58,126 --> 01:33:58,959
[Amira] Mm-hmm.

2105
01:33:59,043 --> 01:34:02,751
…I just did this really deep dive
on Black women's hair.

2106
01:34:02,834 --> 01:34:06,626
And, um, oh, for example,
I watched the Chris Rock documentary.

2107
01:34:06,709 --> 01:34:10,084
I don't know if you've had a chance
to see it. It's absolutely fantastic.

2108
01:34:10,168 --> 01:34:11,501
And he's so funny.

2109
01:34:11,584 --> 01:34:13,959
There's something about his voice
that always makes me laugh.

2110
01:34:14,043 --> 01:34:16,959
But anyway, there's nothing funny
about Black women's hair, you know.

2111
01:34:17,043 --> 01:34:20,876
I mean, my God, I just had no idea.

2112
01:34:20,959 --> 01:34:22,918
I mean, it really blew my mind.

2113
01:34:23,001 --> 01:34:25,501
You know, the energy and the time

2114
01:34:25,584 --> 01:34:29,793
and the… the pain and the suffering
that Black women go through.

2115
01:34:29,876 --> 01:34:33,043
And so, anyway,
I just wanted to be well-versed

2116
01:34:33,126 --> 01:34:36,168
for when I saw you next,
and I'll let you get back to it.

2117
01:34:36,793 --> 01:34:39,376
Yeah, and-- but before you go,
can you just tell me…

2118
01:34:40,001 --> 01:34:42,709
[exhales] What is this style?
Just so I know for next time.

2119
01:34:42,793 --> 01:34:44,876
- Shelley, I'm not a toy.
- [Shelley] Because I--

2120
01:34:45,626 --> 01:34:46,543
Hmm?

2121
01:34:46,626 --> 01:34:49,543
I really don't appreciate you treating me

2122
01:34:49,626 --> 01:34:53,126
like some shiny little object
you can show off to your friends.

2123
01:34:53,209 --> 01:34:54,959
Oh, no,
I would never do anything like that.

2124
01:34:55,043 --> 01:34:56,126
- [Amira] No, you are.
- No--

2125
01:34:56,209 --> 01:34:58,793
- [Amira] Just let me finish. Yes, you do.
- Oh, no, I--

2126
01:34:58,876 --> 01:35:02,501
Since I met you,
I've been nothing but kind and respectful.

2127
01:35:02,584 --> 01:35:03,834
And it's starting to feel like

2128
01:35:03,918 --> 01:35:06,459
you're all happy
that you have this Black daughter-in-law

2129
01:35:06,543 --> 01:35:09,084
now that it's cool
to care about Black people.

2130
01:35:10,043 --> 01:35:13,126
I bet every time we hang out,
you tell one of your friends,

2131
01:35:13,209 --> 01:35:15,709
and I can guarantee you
that what you don't tell them

2132
01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:17,293
is that every time we hang out,

2133
01:35:17,376 --> 01:35:21,918
you are wildly offensive
and incredibly inappropriate.

2134
01:35:23,543 --> 01:35:25,626
- Well, I'm not--
- [Amira] Oh, and now you're gonna cry.

2135
01:35:25,709 --> 01:35:27,751
You're gonna clutch your pearls
and play the victim

2136
01:35:27,834 --> 01:35:30,126
as if everything I just said,
none of that was valid.

2137
01:35:30,209 --> 01:35:31,918
My feelings are not valid.

2138
01:35:32,001 --> 01:35:33,334
Your feelings are hurt.

2139
01:35:33,418 --> 01:35:35,293
- Am I being too aggressive with you?
- [splutters]

2140
01:35:35,376 --> 01:35:37,043
[Amira] Am I giving you "angry"?

2141
01:35:38,126 --> 01:35:41,751
The crazy thing is that I really
genuinely wanted to get to know you,

2142
01:35:41,834 --> 01:35:42,793
woman to woman.

2143
01:35:42,876 --> 01:35:44,293
I thought you would see me.

2144
01:35:44,376 --> 01:35:46,876
- That's what I--
- [Amira] No, it's not.

2145
01:35:47,418 --> 01:35:49,668
Because you can't just see me for me.

2146
01:35:50,168 --> 01:35:51,751
It doesn't matter how many books you read

2147
01:35:51,834 --> 01:35:54,376
or how many documentaries that you watch,

2148
01:35:54,459 --> 01:35:57,793
because at the end of the day,
I won't just be Amira to you.

2149
01:35:57,876 --> 01:36:01,084
I'll always be Amira,
the Black token daughter-in-law,

2150
01:36:01,168 --> 01:36:02,584
and that's ignorant.

2151
01:36:03,418 --> 01:36:05,168
Amira, are you okay?

2152
01:36:05,251 --> 01:36:06,084
Not really.

2153
01:36:07,543 --> 01:36:09,543
- Miss Shelley, are you okay?
- Mm-hmm.

2154
01:36:10,168 --> 01:36:13,293
All right. Uh, Amira, honey.

2155
01:36:16,293 --> 01:36:17,709
[sniffles]

2156
01:36:21,876 --> 01:36:23,626
[both] Can I talk to you for a second?

2157
01:36:23,709 --> 01:36:24,626
Yes.

2158
01:36:29,001 --> 01:36:30,418
[gasps] You wanna go first?

2159
01:36:31,084 --> 01:36:35,001
- I do, but it sounds like you do too.
- I do. [exhales]

2160
01:36:38,668 --> 01:36:39,668
Ezra…

2161
01:36:44,209 --> 01:36:46,959
I don't know how this is gonna work.

2162
01:36:49,584 --> 01:36:50,418
Okay.

2163
01:36:51,334 --> 01:36:52,418
[Amira] It's just…

2164
01:36:53,626 --> 01:36:56,251
You know, your family,

2165
01:36:56,334 --> 01:36:59,209
my family, the whole thing,

2166
01:36:59,293 --> 01:37:03,001
I don't know
if it's supposed to be this hard,

2167
01:37:03,084 --> 01:37:05,334
and if I'm being honest, I just…

2168
01:37:06,251 --> 01:37:08,459
Oh, God, I don't have it in me.

2169
01:37:11,043 --> 01:37:12,459
I'm so sorry.

2170
01:37:18,293 --> 01:37:19,168
[Ezra sighs]

2171
01:37:21,918 --> 01:37:23,543
Uh, I don't disagree.

2172
01:37:26,126 --> 01:37:28,501
The stuff with our families, like…

2173
01:37:30,751 --> 01:37:32,126
my mom, your dad.

2174
01:37:33,876 --> 01:37:36,418
Yeah, I guess I don't see it changing, so…

2175
01:37:40,126 --> 01:37:43,293
I do, uh, I do want you to know that,

2176
01:37:44,418 --> 01:37:48,543
uh, this time with you has been,
like, the happiest time of my life, so…

2177
01:37:55,293 --> 01:37:57,626
I feel the same way. [sobs]

2178
01:38:07,418 --> 01:38:08,418
Okay.

2179
01:38:11,876 --> 01:38:14,001
[slow-tempo music playing]

2180
01:38:16,168 --> 01:38:18,168
[vocalizing]

2181
01:38:23,168 --> 01:38:24,043
[sniffles]

2182
01:38:31,543 --> 01:38:33,501
[Ezra] <i>I've been thinking</i>
<i>about something you said.</i>

2183
01:38:33,584 --> 01:38:36,334
[Mo] <i>Nigga, if I had a dollar</i>
<i>for every time I heard that one.</i>

2184
01:38:36,418 --> 01:38:38,751
[Ezra] <i>You're extremely unlikable.</i>
<i>You know that, right?</i>

2185
01:38:39,543 --> 01:38:41,209
- What?
- Whoa-ho!

2186
01:38:42,543 --> 01:38:44,126
- [chuckles] Yee-hee!
- [Ezra] Oh, my!

2187
01:38:44,209 --> 01:38:46,126
[Mo] Anyways, what did I say

2188
01:38:46,209 --> 01:38:49,293
that's been profoundly
rattling around in your consciousness?

2189
01:38:49,376 --> 01:38:52,168
You said that Black people
and white people could never be cool,

2190
01:38:52,251 --> 01:38:53,751
and I think you're right.

2191
01:38:53,834 --> 01:38:56,459
[scoffs] Yeah, bro, of course I was right.

2192
01:38:56,543 --> 01:38:57,793
I'm always right.

2193
01:38:57,876 --> 01:38:59,959
["Where Did the Day Go" by Wet playing]

2194
01:39:00,043 --> 01:39:02,751
[chuckles] <i>Is that what's bothering you?</i>
<i>That I'm always right?</i>

2195
01:39:02,834 --> 01:39:07,168
[Ezra] <i>No, what's bothering me is,</i>
<i>for a second, I believed you were wrong.</i>

2196
01:39:07,251 --> 01:39:10,376
<i>That there was hope for us.</i>
<i>For the future.</i>

2197
01:39:12,126 --> 01:39:12,959
[Amira sighs]

2198
01:39:13,043 --> 01:39:16,793
[Ezra] <i>That when two people from</i>
<i>two different walks of life came together,</i>

2199
01:39:16,876 --> 01:39:19,584
<i>they could get by</i>
<i>on their compassion for one another</i>

2200
01:39:19,668 --> 01:39:21,876
<i>and their curiosity and their love.</i>

2201
01:39:21,959 --> 01:39:24,584
<i>♪ Watch as the distance ♪</i>

2202
01:39:25,709 --> 01:39:28,251
<i>♪ Leads to the fallout ♪</i>

2203
01:39:29,709 --> 01:39:32,834
<i>♪ The sun is setting now ♪</i>

2204
01:39:32,918 --> 01:39:36,043
<i>♪ Somewhere in the back of your mind… ♪</i>

2205
01:39:36,626 --> 01:39:39,501
<i>But at the end of the day,</i>
<i>when it comes to Black and white people,</i>

2206
01:39:39,584 --> 01:39:41,168
<i>I don't think love is enough.</i>

2207
01:39:41,834 --> 01:39:44,168
<i>There's too many other outside factors.</i>

2208
01:39:45,751 --> 01:39:48,001
<i>♪ Where did the day go… ♪</i>

2209
01:39:48,084 --> 01:39:50,418
<i>Whether it be your friends or your family,</i>

2210
01:39:50,501 --> 01:39:53,251
<i>people can't accept</i>
<i>what they don't understand.</i>

2211
01:39:53,959 --> 01:39:58,001
<i>Whether it's right is one thing,</i>
<i>but factually, it's true.</i>

2212
01:39:58,584 --> 01:40:00,626
<i>We really do live in two worlds.</i>

2213
01:40:01,334 --> 01:40:02,793
<i>There's no escaping it.</i>

2214
01:40:05,251 --> 01:40:07,084
<i>♪ I see a field below… ♪</i>

2215
01:40:07,918 --> 01:40:09,084
<i>I was raised by hip-hop shit.</i>

2216
01:40:09,168 --> 01:40:11,834
<i>It's made me who I am, but even with that,</i>

2217
01:40:11,918 --> 01:40:15,751
<i>I still wasn't prepared for the realities</i>
<i>of a world I'm just not from.</i>

2218
01:40:15,834 --> 01:40:17,793
<i>I'll always be an outsider.</i>

2219
01:40:17,876 --> 01:40:20,251
<i>Which is why, as fucked up as this sounds,</i>

2220
01:40:20,334 --> 01:40:22,918
<i>I feel like if you love something,</i>

2221
01:40:23,001 --> 01:40:25,251
<i>as much as you</i>
<i>wanna share it with everybody,</i>

2222
01:40:25,334 --> 01:40:27,251
<i>I think it's best</i>
<i>you keep it for yourself.</i>

2223
01:40:27,334 --> 01:40:30,584
See, I told you. The white Barry White,
he be spitting some shit!

2224
01:40:31,459 --> 01:40:32,709
Him and Joe Rogan.

2225
01:40:33,709 --> 01:40:36,293
I ain't mad at Joe Rogan
for saying "nigga" every other word,

2226
01:40:36,376 --> 01:40:38,834
long as he don't say that shit in my face.

2227
01:40:38,918 --> 01:40:41,084
[Mo] <i>To make a relationship work,</i>
<i>it's the hardest thing…</i>

2228
01:40:41,168 --> 01:40:43,293
Man, you kind of
dragged bruh a little bit.

2229
01:40:43,876 --> 01:40:45,834
What are you talking about? Ezra?
I ain't drag him.

2230
01:40:45,918 --> 01:40:48,001
You drug him like a fat bitch's left foot.

2231
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:51,626
No, no, no, no, no,
you can miss me with all that shit.

2232
01:40:51,709 --> 01:40:54,126
I did exactly what any father would do.

2233
01:40:55,043 --> 01:40:56,668
[chuckles] You played him
like a white boy,

2234
01:40:56,751 --> 01:40:59,418
'cause you knew you could
get away with it. Tell the truth!

2235
01:40:59,501 --> 01:41:01,543
Oh, you would've handled it differently?

2236
01:41:01,626 --> 01:41:03,418
I would've got a car out of his ass.

2237
01:41:03,501 --> 01:41:06,126
I'd have probably
started me a line of credit,

2238
01:41:06,209 --> 01:41:08,418
probably got me a washer and dryer,

2239
01:41:08,501 --> 01:41:09,918
probably a bottle of cologne.

2240
01:41:10,626 --> 01:41:12,334
Try to get my back patio done.

2241
01:41:12,418 --> 01:41:14,209
This is the stuff
that he probably wanna do.

2242
01:41:14,293 --> 01:41:15,668
You in your own reality, huh?

2243
01:41:15,751 --> 01:41:17,251
That shit ain't gonna happen.

2244
01:41:17,793 --> 01:41:20,043
It don't matter what I would've did.

2245
01:41:20,126 --> 01:41:22,376
Times have changed.
The world is different, Woody.

2246
01:41:22,959 --> 01:41:25,501
Akbar, bitch. My name is Akbar.

2247
01:41:25,584 --> 01:41:27,876
- It's the same amount of syllables--
- See? See?

2248
01:41:28,709 --> 01:41:30,293
You didn't see what I saw.

2249
01:41:30,834 --> 01:41:34,501
Him and his friends, the degenerates,
was doing so much cocaine in Vegas,

2250
01:41:34,584 --> 01:41:36,626
it looked like
they was doing a reboot of <i>Scarface.</i>

2251
01:41:37,209 --> 01:41:39,751
So that's what it's about? Cocaine?

2252
01:41:39,834 --> 01:41:41,834
Yes, that's one of the main reasons.
Yes, cocaine.

2253
01:41:41,918 --> 01:41:44,209
He was doing not just cocaine.
Lots of cocaine.

2254
01:41:44,293 --> 01:41:47,501
It was copious amounts
of cocaine, everywhere.

2255
01:41:47,584 --> 01:41:50,584
He did so much cocaine,
he shit on hisself!

2256
01:41:50,668 --> 01:41:53,543
- You seen him shit on hisself?
- No, I ain't see him shit on hisself.

2257
01:41:53,626 --> 01:41:56,751
But I heard about the other time
when he was there and he shit on hisself,

2258
01:41:56,834 --> 01:41:58,293
and everybody still talks about it.

2259
01:41:58,376 --> 01:42:00,709
- So the whole town knows.
- [laughs]

2260
01:42:00,793 --> 01:42:03,459
How we gonna be falling
in the spot with this nigga?

2261
01:42:04,418 --> 01:42:05,334
[EJ] Wow.

2262
01:42:06,793 --> 01:42:10,418
Look, I'm not saying it's right,
but you did your shit back in the day.

2263
01:42:11,543 --> 01:42:14,626
You remember they came out with
the <i>Cold Blooded</i> Rick James album?

2264
01:42:15,209 --> 01:42:18,126
No, I don't remember
the <i>Cold Blooded</i> Rick James album.

2265
01:42:18,209 --> 01:42:19,418
Okay, but coke do.

2266
01:42:19,501 --> 01:42:21,043
[laughing]

2267
01:42:21,126 --> 01:42:22,834
Man, we loved that album.

2268
01:42:22,918 --> 01:42:25,418
That was the only time
I felt related to you.

2269
01:42:26,793 --> 01:42:28,376
And I think you shorted him a little bit.

2270
01:42:28,459 --> 01:42:30,501
Yeah, you… you shorted him.

2271
01:42:31,084 --> 01:42:33,418
And… And you shorted Amira.

2272
01:42:34,251 --> 01:42:35,543
Shorted both of 'em.

2273
01:42:38,251 --> 01:42:42,793
- ["Where Did the Day Go" playing]
- <i>♪ The sun is setting now ♪</i>

2274
01:42:43,501 --> 01:42:46,334
<i>♪ Over the city ♪</i>

2275
01:42:47,459 --> 01:42:50,459
<i>♪ The light is coming down ♪</i>

2276
01:42:51,334 --> 01:42:54,626
<i>♪ You're not with me, oh! ♪</i>

2277
01:42:55,418 --> 01:42:58,376
<i>♪ Where did the day go? ♪</i>

2278
01:42:59,126 --> 01:43:01,459
<i>♪ I never get to see you ♪</i>

2279
01:43:02,959 --> 01:43:05,793
<i>♪ I never get to feel you ♪</i>

2280
01:43:06,334 --> 01:43:08,376
[vocalizing]

2281
01:43:08,459 --> 01:43:10,376
Can you please stop smiling so big?

2282
01:43:10,459 --> 01:43:11,959
- You're freaking out the locals.
- What?

2283
01:43:12,043 --> 01:43:15,751
Well, I'm excited that my son
is gonna buy me some tennis shoes.

2284
01:43:15,834 --> 01:43:18,626
[scoffs] I just don't understand
why all of a sudden

2285
01:43:18,709 --> 01:43:20,209
you need a pair of Dunks so badly.

2286
01:43:20,293 --> 01:43:23,209
Because Diane Kaplan's son
bought her a pair of tennis shoes

2287
01:43:23,293 --> 01:43:25,418
and the bitch won't stop talking about it.

2288
01:43:26,918 --> 01:43:28,126
Oh, shit.

2289
01:43:28,209 --> 01:43:29,209
What?

2290
01:43:30,834 --> 01:43:34,501
Oh, well, that's cool. We can just go in
and get the shoes, doesn't matter.

2291
01:43:34,584 --> 01:43:37,043
I think you gotta let Diane one up you
on this one, Mom.

2292
01:43:37,126 --> 01:43:38,918
- I don't really wanna--
- [Shelley] It's…

2293
01:43:39,001 --> 01:43:39,959
Ezra?

2294
01:43:42,084 --> 01:43:44,376
Oh, uh, Amira, what's up, girl?

2295
01:43:45,293 --> 01:43:46,334
Mm. "What's up, girl"?

2296
01:43:46,418 --> 01:43:49,084
Why are you sounding
like LL Cool J? What's up?

2297
01:43:50,126 --> 01:43:52,918
Sorry, I just wasn't expecting
to run into you here.

2298
01:43:53,418 --> 01:43:55,209
I mean, yeah, same.

2299
01:44:00,334 --> 01:44:01,543
Daddy, what's going on?

2300
01:44:01,626 --> 01:44:03,084
Oh, fuck me.

2301
01:44:03,168 --> 01:44:04,251
Good timing.

2302
01:44:04,334 --> 01:44:07,793
Yeah. Okay, I didn't
bring you here to buy me shoes.

2303
01:44:07,876 --> 01:44:09,543
- Yeah, starting to put that together.
- Yeah.

2304
01:44:09,626 --> 01:44:12,459
Yeah, and, baby girl, I don't know
what I told you to get you down here,

2305
01:44:12,543 --> 01:44:14,209
but whatever it was, it was a lie.

2306
01:44:14,293 --> 01:44:17,084
The truth is
Shelley and I have been talking.

2307
01:44:17,626 --> 01:44:19,918
Yep. Uh, we screwed up, you guys.

2308
01:44:20,001 --> 01:44:21,001
- Badly.
- Yeah.

2309
01:44:21,084 --> 01:44:23,876
And we feel
like we owe y'all some apologies.

2310
01:44:23,959 --> 01:44:24,793
[Shelley] Mm-hmm.

2311
01:44:24,876 --> 01:44:27,543
- Can I go first?
- [Shelley] Yeah, please, go, go.

2312
01:44:27,626 --> 01:44:28,501
Ezra.

2313
01:44:30,251 --> 01:44:31,084
Brother.

2314
01:44:32,334 --> 01:44:33,334
Man, listen.

2315
01:44:33,418 --> 01:44:37,084
I been riding your back
from the moment we first met,

2316
01:44:37,668 --> 01:44:38,793
and I'm sorry.

2317
01:44:39,376 --> 01:44:40,918
'Cause you didn't deserve that.

2318
01:44:41,418 --> 01:44:43,501
It's just I couldn't handle the fact
that you weren't

2319
01:44:43,584 --> 01:44:46,876
what we ever thought Amira
would bring home and, uh, you know…

2320
01:44:48,001 --> 01:44:51,626
And I never ever thought
that I could see my reflection in you, so…

2321
01:44:52,376 --> 01:44:53,293
But I do.

2322
01:44:54,084 --> 01:44:55,418
And you're a good man.

2323
01:44:56,418 --> 01:44:57,751
And a hustler.

2324
01:44:58,334 --> 01:45:00,626
And most importantly,

2325
01:45:00,709 --> 01:45:05,168
we both love Amira very much,
and we'll do anything to make her happy.

2326
01:45:09,709 --> 01:45:11,959
[sighs] Okay, it's my turn.

2327
01:45:12,043 --> 01:45:13,584
Um, Amira.

2328
01:45:13,668 --> 01:45:19,084
[inhales] I am so sorry
for everything that I did

2329
01:45:19,709 --> 01:45:22,251
and said that was offensive to you.

2330
01:45:22,334 --> 01:45:25,251
The truth is I… I was just lost.

2331
01:45:25,334 --> 01:45:29,418
You know, my son came home
with this beautiful, amazing woman,

2332
01:45:29,501 --> 01:45:31,834
and I didn't know
anything about her world.

2333
01:45:31,918 --> 01:45:33,209
I mean, I thought I did.

2334
01:45:33,293 --> 01:45:37,251
And I was just so excited to have
a new and different culture in our family,

2335
01:45:37,334 --> 01:45:40,418
and I just hope
that you accept my apology,

2336
01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:44,001
because I do apologize
on behalf of all white people.

2337
01:45:44,084 --> 01:45:47,084
Except for the racist ones,
the actual racist ones.

2338
01:45:47,168 --> 01:45:49,793
- [chuckles]
- And on behalf of all Jewish people.

2339
01:45:50,376 --> 01:45:51,834
Except for Aunt Mitzi because…

2340
01:45:51,918 --> 01:45:53,793
- Yeah, she's racist.
- She's actually racist.

2341
01:45:53,876 --> 01:45:56,293
She's a horrible human being. [sighs]

2342
01:45:56,959 --> 01:45:59,334
But really mostly on behalf of me,

2343
01:45:59,418 --> 01:46:01,626
Shelley Cohen of Brentwood, California.

2344
01:46:02,251 --> 01:46:04,751
I am so sorry, Amira,

2345
01:46:04,834 --> 01:46:08,168
because I love you and you are not a toy.

2346
01:46:08,793 --> 01:46:12,668
I see you as the real, powerful,

2347
01:46:12,751 --> 01:46:15,793
individual person that you are.

2348
01:46:19,376 --> 01:46:22,543
Thank you so much, Miss Shelley,
that means a lot to me.

2349
01:46:22,626 --> 01:46:23,876
And I fully receive that.

2350
01:46:23,959 --> 01:46:26,709
It felt very genuine and sincere,

2351
01:46:26,793 --> 01:46:28,209
so thank you so much.

2352
01:46:28,793 --> 01:46:29,793
And, Ezzy.

2353
01:46:30,334 --> 01:46:33,876
[exhales] I'm also sorry
for always getting in the way.

2354
01:46:33,959 --> 01:46:34,918
No, you're not.

2355
01:46:35,001 --> 01:46:37,293
I'm not, honey, but I love you.

2356
01:46:37,376 --> 01:46:39,918
- Yeah. I love you too.
- I love you, baby, very much.

2357
01:46:40,001 --> 01:46:41,126
Okay, so…

2358
01:46:41,918 --> 01:46:44,959
Akbar and I had a little idea.

2359
01:46:45,043 --> 01:46:48,168
Yes, and we think
you're both gonna like it very much.

2360
01:46:48,251 --> 01:46:49,209
A lot.

2361
01:46:52,959 --> 01:46:56,668
So, did you miss me
as much as I missed you?

2362
01:46:59,293 --> 01:47:00,918
I missed you so much.

2363
01:47:02,459 --> 01:47:06,126
I even got a pair of slides the other day
'cause I wanted to feel close to you.

2364
01:47:06,209 --> 01:47:08,876
- [laughs] Eww!
- They were Umbros. It was all they had.

2365
01:47:08,959 --> 01:47:10,126
- I know.
- No.

2366
01:47:10,209 --> 01:47:12,418
- I got 'em 'cause I was so sad.
- Aww.

2367
01:47:13,834 --> 01:47:16,459
- [Ezra] Missed you.
- I missed you too.

2368
01:47:20,251 --> 01:47:23,834
- [crowd cheering]
- ["Stay High" playing]

2369
01:47:28,876 --> 01:47:30,876
[laughing]

2370
01:47:33,001 --> 01:47:36,876
<i>♪ I just want to stay high… ♪</i>

2371
01:47:36,959 --> 01:47:38,501
[laughing]

2372
01:47:38,584 --> 01:47:40,043
<i>♪ With you… ♪</i>

2373
01:47:40,126 --> 01:47:43,376
[laughing]

2374
01:47:43,459 --> 01:47:45,668
[Ezra] This is great!

2375
01:47:45,751 --> 01:47:46,918
I love you.

2376
01:47:47,001 --> 01:47:48,959
[Ezra] Aww!

2377
01:47:50,876 --> 01:47:52,459
[mother chats indistinctly]

2378
01:47:52,543 --> 01:47:53,918
[laughing]

2379
01:47:57,126 --> 01:47:59,918
[rabbi] Blessings to all who are present

2380
01:48:00,001 --> 01:48:03,084
to witness Ezra and Amira
unite their lives in marriage.

2381
01:48:03,168 --> 01:48:04,418
Two hearts as one.

2382
01:48:04,501 --> 01:48:08,709
Ezra and Amira,
you choose each other to build a home,

2383
01:48:08,793 --> 01:48:12,626
not of brick and mortar, but a home
and haven in your hearts together.

2384
01:48:12,709 --> 01:48:15,418
May it be fulfilled each day

2385
01:48:15,501 --> 01:48:18,626
as you are
on this beautiful journey of love.

2386
01:48:18,709 --> 01:48:22,043
["N****s in Paris" playing]

2387
01:48:22,126 --> 01:48:23,334
[audience] Aww!

2388
01:48:24,251 --> 01:48:25,876
Just a little heavy on the tongue.

2389
01:48:25,959 --> 01:48:27,709
Most white people do.

2390
01:48:27,793 --> 01:48:29,793
[cheering]

2391
01:48:35,751 --> 01:48:38,126
<i>♪ So I ball so hard</i>
<i>Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪</i>

2392
01:48:38,209 --> 01:48:39,709
<i>♪ But first, niggas gotta find me ♪</i>

2393
01:48:39,793 --> 01:48:42,584
<i>♪ What's 50 grand to a motherfucker</i>
<i>Like me, can you please remind me? ♪</i>

2394
01:48:42,668 --> 01:48:44,584
<i>♪ Ball so hard, this shit crazy</i>…<i> ♪</i>

2395
01:48:44,668 --> 01:48:47,418
- [chanting]
- [shouting]

2396
01:48:48,418 --> 01:48:49,959
[shouting continues]

2397
01:48:51,043 --> 01:48:52,126
[Amira] Oh!

2398
01:48:52,209 --> 01:48:54,543
[laughing]

2399
01:48:55,918 --> 01:48:58,126
Can you believe this is happening?

2400
01:48:58,209 --> 01:49:00,251
Yep! [laughs]

2401
01:49:00,334 --> 01:49:01,834
Wow. They look so happy, huh?

2402
01:49:01,918 --> 01:49:04,709
- Yeah, they do.
- [woman shouts]

2403
01:49:04,793 --> 01:49:06,709
Mr. and Mrs. Cohen.

2404
01:49:06,793 --> 01:49:08,959
Mr. and Mrs. Mohammad-Cohen.

2405
01:49:09,834 --> 01:49:10,668
Yep.

2406
01:49:10,751 --> 01:49:11,876
Ain't that a bitch!

2407
01:49:11,959 --> 01:49:13,751
[laughing]

2408
01:49:13,834 --> 01:49:15,251
<i>♪ Gold bottles, scold models ♪</i>

2409
01:49:15,334 --> 01:49:16,918
<i>♪ Spillin' Ace on my sick J's ♪</i>

2410
01:49:17,001 --> 01:49:18,501
<i>♪ Ball so hard, bitch, behave ♪</i>

2411
01:49:18,584 --> 01:49:20,251
<i>♪ Just might let you meet Ye ♪</i>

2412
01:49:20,334 --> 01:49:23,668
<i>♪ Chi-towns, D. Rose</i>
<i>I'm moving the Nets, BK ♪</i>

2413
01:49:23,751 --> 01:49:26,084
<i>♪ Ball so hard</i>
<i>Motherfuckers wanna fine me… ♪</i>

2414
01:49:30,668 --> 01:49:32,834
<i>♪ Ball so hard</i>
<i>Motherfuckers wanna fine me ♪</i>

2415
01:49:47,376 --> 01:49:50,418
["Trauma Baby" by Malcolm Mays playing]
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2416
01:49:50,501 --> 01:49:52,334
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2417
01:49:52,418 --> 01:49:54,626
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2418
01:49:54,709 --> 01:49:56,543
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2419
01:49:56,626 --> 01:49:58,626
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2420
01:49:58,709 --> 01:50:00,709
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2421
01:50:00,793 --> 01:50:04,668
<i>♪ Trauma too deep</i>
<i>Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2422
01:50:04,751 --> 01:50:06,751
<i>♪ Fuck an arrest, fuck up a check ♪</i>

2423
01:50:06,834 --> 01:50:09,001
<i>♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪</i>

2424
01:50:09,084 --> 01:50:11,001
<i>♪ She fuck with the best</i>
<i>It's all in her chest ♪</i>

2425
01:50:11,084 --> 01:50:13,209
<i>- ♪ She got the sweetest life ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

2426
01:50:13,293 --> 01:50:15,334
<i>♪ She gonna complain about a ring ♪</i>

2427
01:50:15,418 --> 01:50:17,376
<i>- ♪ Bought her a Range, be quiet ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Uh! ♪</i>

2428
01:50:17,459 --> 01:50:21,584
<i>♪ I can't explain, I'm just in pain</i>
<i>I'm with the Jays, we slide, mmm! ♪</i>

2429
01:50:21,668 --> 01:50:23,626
<i>♪ They killed my brother</i>
<i>From other mothers ♪</i>

2430
01:50:23,709 --> 01:50:25,834
<i>- ♪ They gonna pay the price ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Oh! ♪</i>

2431
01:50:25,918 --> 01:50:27,918
<i>♪ I'm trying to change</i>
<i>But I got my ways ♪</i>

2432
01:50:28,001 --> 01:50:30,001
<i>- ♪ So I'm in the street tonight ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

2433
01:50:30,084 --> 01:50:34,126
<i>♪ This ain't a phase, candles and graves</i>
<i>We come with beams and pipes ♪</i>

2434
01:50:34,209 --> 01:50:38,334
<i>♪ I'm above waves, I walk on water</i>
<i>Like I'm with Jesus Christ ♪</i>

2435
01:50:38,418 --> 01:50:40,418
♪<i> Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2436
01:50:40,501 --> 01:50:42,584
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2437
01:50:42,668 --> 01:50:44,793
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2438
01:50:44,876 --> 01:50:46,709
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2439
01:50:46,793 --> 01:50:48,668
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2440
01:50:48,751 --> 01:50:50,793
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2441
01:50:50,876 --> 01:50:54,501
<i>♪ Trauma too deep</i>
<i>Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2442
01:50:54,584 --> 01:50:58,709
<i>♪ Chain about a key, shoes about a key ♪</i>

2443
01:50:58,793 --> 01:51:02,293
<i>♪ My hood look up to me</i>
<i>Treat me like Ghetto G.O.D. ♪</i>

2444
01:51:02,959 --> 01:51:04,584
<i>♪ Know it's blasphemy ♪</i>

2445
01:51:04,668 --> 01:51:06,626
<i>♪ But sometimes when I sleep ♪</i>

2446
01:51:07,126 --> 01:51:11,209
<i>♪ Pray to God that</i>
<i>A shooter's soul he keeps, Lord! ♪</i>

2447
01:51:11,293 --> 01:51:15,376
<i>♪ If it's too late for me</i>
<i>It ain't too late for them ♪</i>

2448
01:51:15,459 --> 01:51:18,959
<i>♪ When we step at shows</i>
<i>Kappas Omegas, we kick it in ♪</i>

2449
01:51:19,043 --> 01:51:23,084
<i>♪ I keep a blicky right on the hip</i>
<i>Stick hold like 50 for many men ♪</i>

2450
01:51:23,168 --> 01:51:25,293
<i>♪ Ain't seen a Bible stop bullets yet ♪</i>

2451
01:51:25,376 --> 01:51:28,209
<i>♪ Funerals only church we attend, oh! ♪</i>

2452
01:51:28,293 --> 01:51:30,293
♪<i> Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2453
01:51:30,376 --> 01:51:32,459
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2454
01:51:32,543 --> 01:51:34,876
<i>♪ Trauma too deep can't save me, baby ♪</i>

2455
01:51:34,959 --> 01:51:36,584
<i>♪ Scars ♪</i>

2456
01:51:36,668 --> 01:51:38,751
<i>♪ Trauma so deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2457
01:51:38,834 --> 01:51:40,751
<i>♪ Pain so deep that it changed me, baby ♪</i>

2458
01:51:40,834 --> 01:51:44,501
<i>♪ Trauma too deep</i>
<i>Can't save me, baby, no ♪</i>

2459
01:51:44,584 --> 01:51:48,668
<i>♪ We ironed up, we don't hide the poles</i>
<i>Touch one of us then we all on go ♪</i>

2460
01:51:48,751 --> 01:51:50,834
<i>♪ You know it stuck if it's on the floor</i> ♪

2461
01:51:50,918 --> 01:51:53,001
<i>♪ We air it out, someone close the door ♪</i>

2462
01:51:53,084 --> 01:51:57,251
<i>♪ We do it up, and we do the most</i>
<i>We from the side, need all the dough ♪</i>

2463
01:51:57,334 --> 01:52:01,751
<i>♪ Higher the stakes is all I know</i>
<i>All I know, all I know ♪</i>

2464
01:52:01,834 --> 01:52:03,834
♪<i> Trauma too deep can't change me, baby ♪</i>

2465
01:52:03,918 --> 01:52:06,001
- [hip-hop music playing]
- [vocalizing]

2466
01:52:06,084 --> 01:52:09,251
<i>♪ So lay your head beside me ♪</i>

2467
01:52:09,334 --> 01:52:12,459
<i>♪ So lay your head beside me ♪</i>

2468
01:52:13,001 --> 01:52:15,334
[vocalizing]

2469
01:52:28,793 --> 01:52:32,001
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2470
01:52:32,084 --> 01:52:35,126
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2471
01:52:35,209 --> 01:52:39,168
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2472
01:52:41,793 --> 01:52:45,084
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2473
01:52:45,168 --> 01:52:48,501
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2474
01:52:48,584 --> 01:52:51,709
<i>♪ Maybe sometime ♪</i>

2475
01:52:51,793 --> 01:52:55,751
<i>♪ Maybe… hey! ♪</i>

2476
01:53:08,376 --> 01:53:10,834
[slow-tempo music playing]