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‪老兄，記得歐巴馬嗎？

2
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‪不記得，歐巴馬是誰？

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‪混蛋，你明明知道，別鬧了

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‪-巴拉克歐巴馬，對，想起來了
‪-當然了

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‪巴拉克胡笙，順帶一提
‪這是最酷的中間名

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‪感覺就像我的中間名叫
‪甘比諾犯罪家族

7
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‪就是黑幫分子，拜託，老兄

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‪-他抽新港香菸
‪-新港香菸

9
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‪妳還能說什麼？

10
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‪美國總統抽新港香菸

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‪我心想，這傢伙跟我合得來

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‪老兄，這還用說

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‪他抽的是全球快克仔喜歡的香菸

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‪這就是我喜歡巴拉克的原因
‪他成了知名代表人物

15
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‪他有點像耶穌

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‪你要他有什麼樣的形象，他都能做到

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‪我的巴拉克有時會搞基情

18
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‪但是只在
‪他吸古柯鹼的時候，你懂嗎？

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‪而且他不常吸古柯鹼
‪只有一點點而已

20
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‪而且只有在特殊時刻

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‪例如選舉大獲全勝的時候

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‪他說：“我要吸古柯鹼和搞點基情”

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‪妳的巴拉克用吸古柯鹼
‪當作搞基情的藉口？

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‪-當然
‪-好，瞭解

25
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‪然後他最後說
‪“我吸了古柯鹼，沒關係”

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‪對，但他只是那天醒來
‪想做些什麼而已

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‪-“我要搞點基情”
‪-懂了

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‪-“讓我吸點白粉”
‪-很好

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‪大家好，歡迎收聽《阿莫和艾斯秀》

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‪我是阿莫，我左邊是我最愛
‪最不像猶太人的猶太人

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‪我的好兄弟，艾斯

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‪當時的整體情況比較好

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{\an8}‪-2014年，美好的一年
‪-讓人無法相信

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{\an8}‪米克米爾和妮琪交往

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{\an8}‪鮑比什穆爾達出道後入獄

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{\an8}‪還有冰桶挑戰

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{\an8}‪-對，沒錯
‪-是為了什麼？漸凍症嗎？

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{\an8}‪拜託，漸凍症是史上最賺錢的疾病

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{\an8}‪那一年漸凍症賺得比詹皇還多

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{\an8}‪-漸凍症跟傑斯和碧昂絲平起平坐
‪-當然

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{\an8}‪他們說：“讓我告訴你
‪什麼叫真有錢”

42
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{\an8}‪不過目前黑命亦命運動很盛行

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{\an8}‪四處可見，沒錯

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{\an8}‪感覺他們找了幫小可愛橘子
‪和羽衣甘藍行銷的團隊

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{\an8}‪把一切都跟黑人扯上關係

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{\an8}‪黑人版《愛卡莉》
‪黑人版《兩小無猜》

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{\an8}‪都設定在同一個年代

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{\an8}‪老兄，我可不想每週五

49
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{\an8}‪看黑人版的
‪凱文阿諾德被水管噴半小時

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{\an8}‪我覺得等黑人贏得游泳金牌

51
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{\an8}‪種族關係差不多就會結束了

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{\an8}‪我在奧運看到黑人參加擊劍比賽

53
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{\an8}‪-我心想：“老兄，太過分了”
‪-會讓人覺得越界了

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{\an8}‪你越界了，老兄，退後點

55
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{\an8}‪當他們拿下NASCAR的邦聯旗時

56
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{\an8}‪我心想：“就讓他們用吧”

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{\an8}‪你們太快奪走太多事物
‪會讓他們變得像野獸一樣

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{\an8}‪你懂我意思嗎？

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‪《你們這些人》

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‪（史格博文化中心）

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‪請坐

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‪天啊

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‪我站了45分鐘，有史以來最久的一次

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‪我們剛才完成懺悔

65
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‪由我們全體一起懺悔

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‪為社群擔起…

67
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‪我為什麼要穿連身裙
‪他卻穿成要參加夏日派對一樣？

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‪艾斯拉，你的小圓帽呢？

69
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‪可惡，我放在車上

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‪聽著，親愛的
‪我不是死板的人，好嗎？

71
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‪沒人覺得我很死板
‪大家都覺得我很酷

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‪我很時髦

73
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‪大家都覺得我很年輕

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‪“我懂”，你用這種形象表達自我

75
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‪全身刺滿圖案，好，沒關係

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‪可是今天是贖罪日，混蛋

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‪第一，妳能停止說我懂
‪然後手比引號嗎？

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‪第二，若有人說：“我很酷，我懂”

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‪那個人肯定不酷，也根本不懂

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‪-妳不該那麼說
‪-才不是這樣

81
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‪你將來無法埋葬在猶太墓園裡

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‪很抱歉，奶奶，我很愛妳

83
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‪但到時我已經死了

84
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‪我才不在乎埋在什麼地方，很抱歉

85
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‪人們可以拿著我骨灰

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‪到道奇體育館的小便池沖掉

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‪所以這下你不尊重道奇隊？

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‪我想埋在蕾哈娜旁邊

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‪-蕾哈娜？你是…
‪-沒錯

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‪好，我要親手刮除這些紋身

91
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‪並且用兩倍寬的棺材
‪讓你跟我一起下葬

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‪-好嗎？這樣如何？
‪-聽起來不錯

93
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‪聽起來不錯

94
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‪謝謝妳，我很感激

95
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‪你看起來就像
‪在科切拉音樂節弄丟孩子的爸爸

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‪妳看起來像希伯來語學校版的
‪霍格華茲校長

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‪你看起來像年輕的霍克霍肯

98
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‪我有個問題
‪妳和拉比在車裡聊什麼？

99
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‪在妳們去猶太女巫暢貨中心的路上

100
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‪有聽很多音樂嗎？
‪還是聊沉重的話題？

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‪-艾斯拉！
‪-你好嗎？

102
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‪-你好嗎？
‪-你幾歲了？

103
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‪我35歲了

104
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‪有女朋友嗎？

105
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‪沒有

106
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‪你的口氣如此輕率，就像這不是好事

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‪你不喜歡“小貓咪”嗎？

108
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‪聽到你說“小貓咪”

109
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‪確實讓我懷疑自己是否喜歡了

110
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‪現在是2022年

111
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‪也許這孩子更喜歡猶太熱狗

112
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‪我知道你想讓思想跟上時代

113
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‪可是這話聽起來超級恐同

114
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‪不過…很高興見到你，好好活著

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‪-老兄…
‪-醫生

116
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‪你好，你的小老二怎麼樣？

117
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‪我想…應該很好

118
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‪是嗎？聽著，跟我來，我們去洗手間

119
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‪我們檢查一下，好嗎？

120
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‪-我很好
‪-不，沒關係…

121
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‪別擔心，算我的

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‪不會收取任何費用

123
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‪我不是擔心錢的問題

124
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‪-我比較擔心這個念頭
‪-這樣啊

125
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‪你確定嗎？我們可以去…

126
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‪醫生…我的牙齒又歪了

127
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‪如果妳的嘴巴張太大…

128
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‪艾斯？

129
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‪我要你保持冷靜

130
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‪不過金格拉斯曼在那邊
‪她一直在打量你

131
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‪就是現在，懂嗎？

132
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‪她剛拿到哈佛博士學位

133
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‪她非常優秀

134
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‪就在那邊，你看到她了嗎？

135
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‪有，她也看到妳指著她了

136
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‪-她沒看到…
‪-有，她百分之百看見了

137
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‪她有頭腦身材又棒，具備所有優點

138
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‪懂了，妳喜歡她的身體和心靈

139
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‪-沒錯，我喜歡
‪-好

140
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‪我之前的矯正醫生

141
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‪對我做出超詭異的性騷擾舉動

142
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‪誰？你指格林醫生

143
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‪-對，格林醫生
‪-沒錯，他惹上很多麻煩

144
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‪他惹上麻煩？

145
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‪沒錯，他惹上一堆麻煩

146
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‪好，所以真的有這回事？

147
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‪-他還沒被定罪
‪-這當然

148
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‪在我跟他說話的四秒鐘

149
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‪他想叫我去洗手間，檢查我的老二

150
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‪我只能說，對於此事
‪我也許會支持控告者

151
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‪我認為世界有法律制度
‪我們必須尊重法律制度

152
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‪-好
‪-對

153
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‪所以妳支持他，好，我懂了

154
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‪你知道的…

155
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‪在證明有罪之前皆為無罪
‪我相信這一點，我相信你也是

156
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‪沒錯，我想我要走了

157
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‪-對贖罪日來說已經夠了
‪-親愛的，我愛你

158
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‪-我愛妳，妳超美
‪-我愛我的寶貝兒子

159
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‪你媽說你在金融業工作？

160
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‪對，我是證券從業人員

161
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‪一直接觸到這麼多資金肯定很刺激

162
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‪對，這不是我的夢想工作

163
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‪那什麼才是？

164
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‪如果我告訴妳，妳會笑的

165
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‪天啊，不會是靈氣導師吧？

166
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‪不，不是，我和好友經營播客

167
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‪真的嗎？

168
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‪對，真的

169
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‪內容是什麼？

170
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‪文化

171
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‪什麼文化？

172
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‪就是文化

173
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‪音樂、時尚、運動

174
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‪我是說，你是西洛杉磯的猶太人

175
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‪你了解什麼文化？

176
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‪也許你懂熟食文化，不過…

177
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‪這個笑話好

178
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‪老實說，我開始覺得

179
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‪我永遠不會遇見了解我的女人

180
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‪老兄，你得停止如此飢渴，好噁心

181
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‪我應該沒聽過有男人

182
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‪這麼想談戀愛，除了德瑞克

183
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‪我是指《傲視》時期的德瑞克

184
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‪我覺得我就像那個時期的他

185
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‪我覺得自己獨自在多倫多的房子裡

186
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‪擺動雙腿，想知道愛情的滋味

187
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‪那就是我的念頭

188
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‪我要你深入你的猶太肉體

189
00:09:34,918 --> 00:09:37,168
‪把《認證情人男孩》
‪德瑞克拖出來，好嗎？

190
00:09:37,251 --> 00:09:38,876
‪展現出認證情人男孩能量

191
00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:41,793
‪我現在沒有認證情人男孩的能量

192
00:09:41,876 --> 00:09:43,209
‪我就是沒有

193
00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:45,876
‪我真的是《呵護》版的德瑞克

194
00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:48,959
‪我獨自坐在義式餐廳

195
00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:51,668
‪戴著一堆項鍊
‪用高腳杯喝著馬尼舍維茨酒

196
00:09:51,751 --> 00:09:55,834
‪思考著，我何時才能感受到
‪真正的幸福和繫絆？

197
00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:58,084
‪若要我老實說和妳的友情

198
00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:01,209
‪我覺得妳現在有點像普沙T

199
00:10:01,293 --> 00:10:02,959
‪妳應該要更像未來小子才對

200
00:10:03,043 --> 00:10:05,168
‪我需要合作，而不是被嗆

201
00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:07,751
‪也許你現在需要有人強硬待你，老兄

202
00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:09,376
‪要有人推著你走

203
00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:11,209
‪你甚至不是表現出《呵護》德瑞克

204
00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:13,126
‪是《休士頓亞特蘭大賭城》德瑞克

205
00:10:13,209 --> 00:10:15,793
‪我是指為脫衣舞孃傷心、沒留鬍子

206
00:10:16,584 --> 00:10:17,501
‪上唇厚的德瑞克

207
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,876
‪老兄，你振作一點

208
00:10:21,709 --> 00:10:22,751
‪妳說得對，我…

209
00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:25,293
‪我得更像認證情人男孩版的德瑞克

210
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,209
‪你可以的

211
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,376
‪只要找到那個人，懂我意思嗎？

212
00:10:29,459 --> 00:10:32,376
‪你需要一位會衝浪
‪又會跳米利搖的矮子

213
00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:37,584
‪需要我幫忙嗎？

214
00:10:37,668 --> 00:10:39,793
‪天啊，不用了，我可以

215
00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:42,626
‪妳幹嘛這樣？我覺得妳封鎖我了

216
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:45,959
‪我沒有封鎖你，我不做那種奇怪的事

217
00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:49,584
‪-妳換電話號碼了嗎？
‪-沒錯

218
00:10:49,668 --> 00:10:51,793
‪拜託，妳不覺得那很怪嗎？

219
00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:54,834
‪克里斯，你想知道
‪我們為什麼合不來嗎？

220
00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:57,501
‪想，我真的很想知道

221
00:10:57,584 --> 00:10:59,459
‪你不知道如何忠於自我

222
00:10:59,543 --> 00:11:01,834
‪你只會說我想聽的話

223
00:11:01,918 --> 00:11:02,793
‪感覺超假的

224
00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:06,126
‪而且我完全沒有被你重視的感覺

225
00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:08,584
‪女孩，我的眼睛裡只有妳

226
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,918
‪我一直關注妳的社群媒體
‪我現在就看著妳

227
00:11:12,668 --> 00:11:14,918
‪就像詹姆斯鮑德溫說的一樣

228
00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:18,001
‪“社會中最危險的分子

229
00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:20,168
‪就是一無可失之人”

230
00:11:20,251 --> 00:11:22,668
‪我不會有損失，因為我已失去妳

231
00:11:24,126 --> 00:11:25,876
‪好吧，手機給我

232
00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:28,501
‪女孩，妳讓我好緊張

233
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:32,959
‪真的很巧
‪因為我爸很愛詹姆斯鮑德溫

234
00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:35,084
‪你剛才那句引言是他的最愛

235
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:39,293
‪這裡有我爸傳給你的訊息

236
00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:43,126
‪-他教你跟我說那些屁話
‪-我和妳爸在同一個讀書會

237
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:44,168
‪再見

238
00:11:44,251 --> 00:11:46,418
‪-再見，克里斯
‪-這是情報交換

239
00:11:46,501 --> 00:11:49,334
‪-離我家遠一點
‪-我們推薦彼此不同的作家

240
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,459
‪-拉拉
‪-別那樣叫我

241
00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:53,751
‪感覺超奇怪

242
00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:10,918
‪好嗎？振作起來

243
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:13,626
‪他來了，西部最大的搖擺老二

244
00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:14,668
‪他在那裡

245
00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:18,584
‪他有…你也有搖擺大老二，兄弟

246
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,751
‪老闆兄弟

247
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,918
‪你這話轉得很硬，艾斯拉

248
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:27,959
‪可惡

249
00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:29,751
‪好吧，反正話已說出口，對吧？

250
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:31,626
‪我不擅長打招呼，所以…

251
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,293
‪你只要說“你好”就行了

252
00:12:33,376 --> 00:12:35,168
‪-你好
‪-要流暢點，說句“你好”

253
00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:36,793
‪-搖起來，我最搖擺
‪-嗨，老闆

254
00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:38,334
‪-冠軍、殺手
‪-老闆、冠軍

255
00:12:38,418 --> 00:12:39,459
‪老兄，老兄不好

256
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:40,584
‪大老二老闆

257
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:43,043
‪-你不需要…
‪-或是重覆你說過的話

258
00:12:43,126 --> 00:12:46,001
‪“他來了，西部最大的搖擺老二”

259
00:12:46,084 --> 00:12:48,043
‪沒錯，你的老二超大

260
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:50,793
‪-可惡，老兄，對不起
‪-我根本不想握手

261
00:12:50,876 --> 00:12:52,209
‪你的招呼有點過頭了

262
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,376
‪對

263
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:56,126
‪若我說：“天氣真他媽的好”
‪你會怎麼回答？

264
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,834
‪我覺得天氣也很好

265
00:12:58,709 --> 00:12:59,793
‪你會這麼說嗎？

266
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:01,793
‪我不知道，我…

267
00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:03,959
‪算了，拿起電話，快點

268
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:06,043
‪-瞭解，我知道了
‪-我們在浪費時間，快

269
00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:08,043
‪-拿起電話
‪-來吧，來賣點股票

270
00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,043
‪你最厲害

271
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:11,209
‪-努力點
‪-加油，寶貝

272
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,584
‪錢進來了，寶貝

273
00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:24,126
‪先迴轉，再左急轉彎

274
00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:25,501
‪接著再迴轉

275
00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:26,584
‪什麼？

276
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:33,043
‪先迴轉，再左急轉彎

277
00:13:33,126 --> 00:13:35,001
‪接著再迴轉

278
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,709
‪先迴轉，再…

279
00:13:46,876 --> 00:13:48,626
‪-給我滾出去！
‪-搞什麼？妳幹嘛？

280
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,584
‪-救命！我被攻擊了
‪-什麼？

281
00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:52,501
‪-是妳在攻擊我！住手！
‪-下車！

282
00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:54,751
‪拜託，妳放輕鬆，我下車

283
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,793
‪但我不會給妳五顆星，太離譜了

284
00:13:57,876 --> 00:14:00,001
‪去你的，我不是優步司機

285
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:02,209
‪妳不是嗎？

286
00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:04,584
‪不，我不是，我正要去上班，怪胎

287
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:05,918
‪先迴轉…

288
00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:08,501
‪該死，我真的很抱歉

289
00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:09,751
‪才怪，你才不抱歉

290
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:12,501
‪你看到駕駛平價汽車的黑人女性

291
00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,209
‪就以為這是上天賜予你的白人權利

292
00:14:15,293 --> 00:14:17,626
‪讓你坐進我的後座，命令我開去何處

293
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:21,334
‪有種族歧視的人一直是如此，滾下車

294
00:14:21,418 --> 00:14:24,334
‪我知道這感覺像種族歧視

295
00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:25,709
‪但不是

296
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:29,876
‪我的優步司機是
‪駕駛迷你庫柏的黑人女性

297
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:34,543
‪她叫海雅辛阿賈雷可可布塔坦貝

298
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:35,876
‪-所以…
‪-瞭解

299
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,918
‪我猜這位海雅辛某某跟我很像
‪因為我們都長得很像

300
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:43,084
‪我是說，說真的，確實…

301
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:44,501
‪妳們根本是雙胞胎

302
00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:49,459
{\an8}‪天啊，等等，她真的跟我很像

303
00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,918
‪沒錯，像到要驗DNA的程度

304
00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:53,709
‪我想介紹妳們認識

305
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,709
‪-好…
‪-當然妳比較漂亮

306
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:58,251
‪先生，能請你下車嗎？謝謝

307
00:14:58,334 --> 00:15:01,793
‪聽著…我很抱歉，對不起

308
00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:03,501
‪真的很誇張

309
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:07,626
‪讓我補償妳，世紀城我很熟

310
00:15:08,626 --> 00:15:09,918
‪讓我告訴妳路怎麼走

311
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:11,793
‪誰說我迷路了？

312
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:15,126
‪先迴轉，再左急轉彎

313
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:16,918
‪然後再迴轉

314
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,376
‪聽著，好吧，但你能不能快點？

315
00:15:20,459 --> 00:15:22,293
‪因為我上班真的不能遲到

316
00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:23,293
‪沒問題

317
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,126
‪-在紅綠燈右轉
‪-好

318
00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,709
‪這可不是
‪《溫馨接送情》的劇情，懂嗎？

319
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,459
‪-好
‪-別殺我

320
00:15:29,543 --> 00:15:31,709
‪我不會殺妳，請妳別殺我

321
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,793
‪-我不會
‪-我剛才被妳打得半死

322
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,501
‪我又不認識你，媽的

323
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,251
‪我叫艾斯拉，妳叫什麼名字？

324
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:38,418
‪阿蜜拉

325
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,251
‪（黑命亦命）

326
00:15:52,459 --> 00:15:54,001
‪（歡迎來到黑人比佛利山莊）

327
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:57,168
‪艾斯拉是誰？

328
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,584
‪拜託一下
‪你們為何都干涉我的私生活？

329
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,418
‪妳的手機為何干涉我的私生活？

330
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:05,834
‪艾斯拉是我認識的人
‪我們要一起吃午餐

331
00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:07,959
‪艾斯拉是什麼鳥名字？

332
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:11,918
‪難不成是…第三代民權運動家？

333
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:14,834
‪還是…保持和平的黑人？

334
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,293
‪不是，他是…白人

335
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:19,209
‪他是白人？

336
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:22,001
‪-老姊
‪-閉嘴

337
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:24,668
‪對不起，只是，這對妳來說是新嘗試

338
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,834
‪我知道

339
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,168
‪聽起來挺有趣的

340
00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:31,168
‪首先，可別讓阿克巴知道，天啊

341
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,584
‪告訴你

342
00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:34,918
‪我的交往對象
‪不用經過父親同意，好嗎？

343
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:35,959
‪我是成年人

344
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,209
{\an8}‪（弗雷德漢普頓之死是謀殺）

345
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:53,876
‪嗨，爸爸！

346
00:16:53,959 --> 00:16:55,251
‪-怎麼樣？
‪-親一個

347
00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:58,043
‪你好嗎？小子

348
00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,709
‪老樣子

349
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:01,584
‪是啊…

350
00:17:03,084 --> 00:17:05,418
‪我說，是我自己腦補

351
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:08,418
‪還是黑人的頭髮越來越捲？

352
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:09,668
‪你們看看大家的頭髮

353
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:12,501
‪這裡的每個人都是捲髮

354
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:15,168
‪除了這位仁兄

355
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,459
‪這裡其實是我的頭髮最捲

356
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:20,543
‪而我非常驕傲

357
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,168
‪我怎麼會是這裡膚色最深的人？

358
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:27,334
‪這裡連一位炭黑膚色的人都沒有

359
00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:28,793
‪以前的時候

360
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:31,501
‪當你走進一個地方
‪炭黑膚色的人是最多的

361
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,501
‪四處都有黑人，而現在…

362
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:36,001
‪最後大家都會變成
‪跟火星人布魯諾一樣

363
00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:38,459
‪會比你想像中更快

364
00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:40,668
‪什麼意思？

365
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,543
‪要跟他談談妳的約會對象嗎？阿蜜拉

366
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:45,376
‪閉嘴，歐瑪

367
00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:46,293
‪好

368
00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:47,918
‪在說誰？克里斯嗎？

369
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:49,959
‪不，爸爸，不是克里斯

370
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:51,584
‪-不是克里斯
‪-不是克里斯？

371
00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:53,209
‪他是穆斯林吧？

372
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,876
‪對，他是非洲人

373
00:17:57,459 --> 00:18:01,543
‪他絕對是非洲人，而且…
‪他是穆斯林，應該是

374
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,001
‪是遜尼派還是伊斯蘭民族？

375
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:04,501
‪遜尼

376
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,918
‪小心那些老兄

377
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:08,584
‪他們就像湖人隊球迷

378
00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:11,459
‪根本不懂籃球
‪但喜歡去史坦普斯中心

379
00:18:11,543 --> 00:18:13,626
‪看著身邊的人，尋求曝光度

380
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,668
‪不是伊斯蘭民族更像湖人隊球迷嗎？

381
00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:18,084
‪因為他們不久前發現宗教？

382
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,168
‪閉嘴，笨蛋

383
00:18:20,251 --> 00:18:21,876
‪妳喝什麼？

384
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,751
‪熱帶香蕉果昔加蜂花粉，很好喝

385
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,626
‪蜂花粉？妳為什麼需要蜂花粉？

386
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,959
‪蜂花粉？他們沒有蝴蝶粉嗎？

387
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:29,876
‪很好喝

388
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:32,084
‪我每天越來越討厭這個世界

389
00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:34,584
‪這裡本來是我們的地盤

390
00:18:34,668 --> 00:18:36,126
‪接著白人發現了

391
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:40,209
‪我們不僅有魔術強森和
‪發現愛滋病療法的塞比博士

392
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,584
‪我們也做出美味漢堡排和舒果昔

393
00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:45,709
‪但他們光顧我們的生意
‪我們不是該開心嗎？

394
00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:47,459
‪但要付出什麼代價？阿蜜拉

395
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,918
‪財務自由、文化賦權、市場擴張？

396
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:55,001
‪知道嗎？總有一天
‪有人會打斷你的牙齒

397
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,001
‪妳一定要跟這傢伙一起祈禱

398
00:18:58,084 --> 00:18:59,501
‪我就是這樣遇見你們的媽媽

399
00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:02,459
‪我們一起祈禱，知道我們是天生一對

400
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,293
‪你不是在汽車用品店遇見老媽嗎？

401
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,793
‪-你去退用了一半的補胎劑
‪-不對

402
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,209
‪我與你母親相遇相戀

403
00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:11,584
‪是因為我們都愛主和祈禱

404
00:19:12,209 --> 00:19:13,668
‪就像我總說的那句話

405
00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:17,001
‪只要擁有信念，心就會跟隨

406
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,209
‪所以汽車用品店一事是我的想像？

407
00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:24,168
‪你是哪根筋不對？

408
00:19:43,751 --> 00:19:46,793
‪等等，你在跟真正的黑人女孩交往？

409
00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:50,376
‪我是說，我不會那麼說

410
00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:52,918
‪不會吧，老兄

411
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,293
‪你把到真的黑人女孩？

412
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:56,001
‪這太瘋狂了

413
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:58,334
‪等等，這完全超出你的能力範圍

414
00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:00,126
‪如果這女孩真如你所言

415
00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:03,001
‪我敢肯定
‪她有可可油香氣而且期望很高

416
00:20:03,084 --> 00:20:04,376
‪你可能要放慢腳步

417
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:05,459
‪什麼意思？

418
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:08,251
‪我只是說
‪希望最後不會有人丟了小命

419
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:09,834
‪丟了小命？

420
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,418
‪對，老兄

421
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,376
‪在這種社會風氣

422
00:20:13,459 --> 00:20:16,251
‪目前我們國家的種族問題如此強烈

423
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:17,876
‪你選擇採取這種行動？

424
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:21,043
‪大膽，兄弟，真的很大膽

425
00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:23,043
‪我什麼都沒做

426
00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:25,043
‪並非因為這是流行新事物

427
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,751
‪我說的不是紮染運動服

428
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,084
‪我說的是一個人

429
00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:30,543
‪我遇見的一名女子
‪我覺得她很有意思

430
00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:33,126
‪她跟我身邊的女性不一樣，所以…

431
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,876
‪我就約她出去了，誰在乎？

432
00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:38,834
‪拜託告訴我，你沒有買紮染運動服

433
00:20:38,918 --> 00:20:39,876
‪謝謝

434
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:45,751
‪妳看起來很美

435
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:47,418
‪謝謝

436
00:20:48,126 --> 00:20:48,959
‪我喜歡妳的風格

437
00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:52,584
‪謝謝，你的風格也不賴

438
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:56,334
‪那是古馳的拖鞋嗎？

439
00:20:57,084 --> 00:20:59,501
‪對，怎樣？你想取笑我嗎？

440
00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:03,043
‪沒有，我完全沒有取笑的意思

441
00:21:03,126 --> 00:21:04,084
‪我覺得很好看

442
00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:06,543
‪我覺得那是第一次約會的完美鞋款

443
00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:08,793
‪原來這是約會？

444
00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:13,459
‪對啊，畢竟，我們兩個是成年人

445
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:16,709
‪我們至少有一方有興趣瞭解對方

446
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:19,168
‪在特定時間約在特定地點見面

447
00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:21,043
‪我很確定我問過Siri

448
00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:22,293
‪“Siri，何謂約會？”

449
00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:24,668
‪她會回我同一個bar

450
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,834
‪bar？瞭解，有你的，艾斯拉

451
00:21:27,918 --> 00:21:30,459
‪想給我下馬威，勇敢

452
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,543
‪我絕對不會說妳拖鞋的壞話

453
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,918
‪如果妳喜歡，就是喜歡

454
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:39,751
‪我不認為人應該侷限他人的想法

455
00:21:43,418 --> 00:21:46,084
‪說得好，我同意

456
00:22:54,251 --> 00:22:55,876
‪天啊，看起來像堡壘

457
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,084
‪-很可愛
‪-很可愛

458
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,459
‪妳知道我們在做什麼嗎？

459
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,584
‪我們在耍可愛！天啊！

460
00:23:01,668 --> 00:23:03,459
‪-你瘋了
‪-就像個小帳篷

461
00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:05,293
‪我從沒做過這種事

462
00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:08,626
‪妳從來沒有跟創意如此豐富的
‪毯子建築師交往過

463
00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:09,626
‪從來沒有

464
00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:11,251
‪我沒跟這麼可愛的人約會過

465
00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:13,084
‪對，拜託，不是很好玩嗎？

466
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:15,543
‪感覺就像我們在自己的小世界

467
00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:18,209
‪確實很像我們在自己的小世界

468
00:23:20,126 --> 00:23:22,501
‪放音樂，我們需要一點氣氛

469
00:23:22,584 --> 00:23:23,543
‪是嗎？

470
00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:26,793
‪好，有想聽的歌嗎？

471
00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:28,334
‪沒有，我相信你

472
00:23:32,251 --> 00:23:34,293
‪這首歌如何？

473
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:43,209
‪我愛這首歌

474
00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:45,834
‪是嗎？

475
00:24:18,543 --> 00:24:19,793
‪聽我說

476
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,793
‪我不是隨便跟人上床的女孩

477
00:24:22,876 --> 00:24:25,584
‪所以不論你喜歡與否

478
00:24:25,668 --> 00:24:27,168
‪我們都算是交往中了

479
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:32,626
‪對，太扯了
‪我本來也打算跟妳說類似的話

480
00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:35,959
‪也許少點高中生的口氣
‪更成熟一點，不過…

481
00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:39,209
‪沒錯，妳是我的寶貝，拜託

482
00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:41,751
‪妳已經知道了

483
00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:43,626
‪-妳已對我著迷
‪-沒有！

484
00:24:43,709 --> 00:24:44,793
‪我對你著迷？

485
00:24:44,876 --> 00:24:46,168
‪-對
‪-好

486
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:48,168
‪我看到妳把東西留在這裡

487
00:24:48,251 --> 00:24:51,501
‪-猶太自大男
‪-還真是令人性奮

488
00:24:51,584 --> 00:24:53,543
‪我現在只想要貝果和漬鮭魚

489
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:56,001
‪我好愛你

490
00:24:56,084 --> 00:24:57,126
‪好愛你

491
00:24:57,209 --> 00:24:58,793
‪我甚至無法制服妳

492
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:01,918
‪閉嘴

493
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:08,251
‪（六個月後）

494
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,876
‪我有點緊張

495
00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:14,834
‪不，妳別緊張，我很緊張

496
00:25:14,918 --> 00:25:16,251
‪你為什麼緊張？

497
00:25:16,334 --> 00:25:17,918
‪因為我的家人是瘋子

498
00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:19,501
‪每個人的家人都是瘋子

499
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,834
‪不對，他們是神經病

500
00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:24,168
‪你們好

501
00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:26,001
‪媽，妳好嗎？

502
00:25:27,376 --> 00:25:28,459
‪嗨！

503
00:25:28,543 --> 00:25:31,626
‪媽，這是阿蜜拉
‪阿蜜拉，這位是我媽，雪莉

504
00:25:31,709 --> 00:25:33,876
‪雪莉女士，很高興認識妳

505
00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:35,334
‪雪莉女士？

506
00:25:35,876 --> 00:25:38,501
‪如果我不這樣稱呼妳，我媽會殺了我

507
00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:41,459
‪沒問題，只要妳自在我都可以

508
00:25:41,543 --> 00:25:44,793
‪天啊，妳好漂亮

509
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,918
‪我喜歡妳的頭髮、喜歡妳的指甲

510
00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:49,334
‪看看這些戒指

511
00:25:49,418 --> 00:25:51,001
‪-我好愛
‪-謝謝

512
00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:52,376
‪看看，項鍊有妳的名字

513
00:25:52,459 --> 00:25:55,293
‪她的耳垂和腳底板呢？

514
00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:56,959
‪閉嘴，他就喜歡嘲笑我

515
00:25:57,626 --> 00:25:59,918
‪但我覺得妳的耳垂也好看，真的

516
00:26:00,001 --> 00:26:03,376
‪-進來，很好玩吧？我喜歡
‪-對，很讚

517
00:26:03,459 --> 00:26:06,834
‪親愛的，來見見阿蜜拉

518
00:26:06,918 --> 00:26:09,376
‪希望我的發音沒錯，阿蜜拉

519
00:26:09,459 --> 00:26:11,584
‪-對，是阿蜜拉沒錯
‪-阿蜜拉，我是阿諾

520
00:26:11,668 --> 00:26:13,293
‪來，進來吧，請坐

521
00:26:13,376 --> 00:26:15,418
‪-阿蜜拉，太好了
‪-對

522
00:26:15,501 --> 00:26:17,918
‪我們準備了起司和餅乾

523
00:26:18,001 --> 00:26:19,376
‪但若妳想吃點別的

524
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:21,793
‪我可以叫露皮塔去趟全食超市

525
00:26:21,876 --> 00:26:24,918
‪反正她要去布朗斯拿我的乾洗衣物

526
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:27,793
‪她來自瓜地馬拉

527
00:26:27,876 --> 00:26:29,668
‪她…露皮塔

528
00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:33,459
‪但是，其實我們就像姐妹一樣

529
00:26:33,543 --> 00:26:35,543
‪她就像我們的家人

530
00:26:35,626 --> 00:26:39,209
‪我是說，這對她來說根本不像工作

531
00:26:41,043 --> 00:26:42,876
‪我很確定對她來說是工作

532
00:26:42,959 --> 00:26:46,543
‪我不認為露皮塔
‪大老遠跑來這裡做志工

533
00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:48,751
‪並非沒有金錢交易，妳懂吧？

534
00:26:49,501 --> 00:26:51,418
‪-拜託
‪-我知道，我只是說說而已

535
00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:53,293
‪-不，我懂，但是…
‪-對

536
00:26:53,376 --> 00:26:56,501
‪謝謝，但不用麻煩了
‪這些看起來很美味

537
00:26:56,584 --> 00:26:58,918
‪-謝謝
‪-很好，太棒了

538
00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:00,959
‪我知道妳是造型師

539
00:27:01,043 --> 00:27:02,959
‪對，算是吧

540
00:27:03,043 --> 00:27:05,959
‪我是服裝設計師，但有點像造型設計

541
00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:08,084
‪-好
‪-她超有型，是真的

542
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,001
‪對

543
00:27:09,084 --> 00:27:11,043
‪不，這點我看得出來

544
00:27:11,126 --> 00:27:14,668
‪我其實也會自己做造型
‪所以我們有共同點

545
00:27:14,751 --> 00:27:16,084
‪-真的嗎？
‪-對

546
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,751
‪艾斯拉從沒跟我提過

547
00:27:18,834 --> 00:27:22,293
‪我知道，因為那肯定不是真的
‪這是我第一次聽到

548
00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:25,834
‪不是…我是指幫我自己或你老爸

549
00:27:25,918 --> 00:27:27,501
‪幫阿諾做造型

550
00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:29,459
‪-還有一些我們的朋友
‪-瞭解

551
00:27:29,543 --> 00:27:31,501
‪對，我會審查他們的服裝

552
00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:35,001
‪妳是怎麼做的？

553
00:27:36,376 --> 00:27:37,709
‪例如策劃他們的服裝

554
00:27:37,793 --> 00:27:38,709
‪修整服裝

555
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:41,668
‪沒錯，對，還有把東西送給庇護所

556
00:27:41,751 --> 00:27:43,959
‪大家都知道我是個有品味的人

557
00:27:44,043 --> 00:27:47,001
‪我不是在炫耀

558
00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:48,168
‪聽起來很自大

559
00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:54,543
‪那麼，阿蜜拉，妳是哪裡人？

560
00:27:54,626 --> 00:27:58,001
‪本地人，鮑德溫山到印格塢

561
00:27:59,084 --> 00:28:00,959
‪瞭解，鮑德溫山

562
00:28:01,043 --> 00:28:02,418
‪真了不起

563
00:28:02,501 --> 00:28:05,126
‪我知道麥克…

564
00:28:05,209 --> 00:28:08,376
‪魔術強森在那一區有很多優秀事蹟

565
00:28:08,459 --> 00:28:10,293
‪魔術強森，真是個優秀球員

566
00:28:10,376 --> 00:28:12,126
‪他帶著男孩熱情打球

567
00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:13,584
‪-對，運動
‪-還有他的笑容

568
00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:16,209
‪-對，他的笑容很棒
‪-對

569
00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:20,251
‪我在連鎖超市見過他一次
‪他真的很高

570
00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:23,459
‪其實我們之前有機會在那裡置產…

571
00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:24,959
‪應該是15年前的時候

572
00:28:25,043 --> 00:28:28,209
‪但是阿諾不願意冒險

573
00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:31,876
‪對，真可惜妳錯過了
‪第一波仕紳化

574
00:28:31,959 --> 00:28:34,668
‪妳本來有機會用地產價值害死一堆人

575
00:28:34,751 --> 00:28:38,251
‪好，這位是我們可愛
‪又固執己見的女兒，莉莎

576
00:28:38,334 --> 00:28:40,376
‪過來見見妳哥的新女友

577
00:28:40,876 --> 00:28:41,709
‪嗨

578
00:28:42,793 --> 00:28:43,626
‪嗨

579
00:28:44,376 --> 00:28:45,293
‪我是說…

580
00:28:46,501 --> 00:28:47,626
‪妳好

581
00:28:47,709 --> 00:28:48,626
‪好

582
00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:49,793
‪冷靜一下

583
00:28:51,668 --> 00:28:53,001
‪她名花有主了

584
00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:56,543
‪莉莎是同志，她是酷兒，是女同志

585
00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:59,084
‪LGBTQ

586
00:28:59,168 --> 00:29:00,001
‪全都帶到了

587
00:29:00,084 --> 00:29:02,668
‪我們喜歡並且接受

588
00:29:02,751 --> 00:29:04,334
‪因為“那就是我們的氛圍”

589
00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:06,751
‪“那就是我們的行事風格”

590
00:29:06,834 --> 00:29:09,126
‪我想她明白

591
00:29:09,209 --> 00:29:10,293
‪她又手比引號了嗎？

592
00:29:10,376 --> 00:29:11,876
‪對，她只是在暖身

593
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,668
‪我真的很喜歡妳的眼鏡，很酷

594
00:29:15,751 --> 00:29:19,543
‪謝謝，其實這是我用
‪激浪的回收罐子做的

595
00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:20,459
‪真的嗎？

596
00:29:20,543 --> 00:29:22,668
‪我兩三下就能幫妳做一副

597
00:29:22,751 --> 00:29:23,959
‪妳可以戴，只要有處方…

598
00:29:24,043 --> 00:29:28,709
‪好，我想跟大家提這件事情
‪看各位有什麼想法

599
00:29:28,793 --> 00:29:29,626
‪糟糕

600
00:29:29,709 --> 00:29:32,626
‪-我想…警察…
‪-好了

601
00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:36,376
‪對了，他們一直都是如此

602
00:29:36,459 --> 00:29:38,876
‪他們總是針對黑人

603
00:29:38,959 --> 00:29:40,876
‪我個人很討厭

604
00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:43,084
‪-說句公道話，這份工作很困難
‪-爸

605
00:29:43,168 --> 00:29:45,084
‪媽，我去廚房幫妳的忙

606
00:29:45,168 --> 00:29:46,084
‪-什麼？
‪-現在

607
00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:48,626
‪-你這輩子從沒主動幫我忙
‪-我知道

608
00:29:48,709 --> 00:29:49,918
‪我們現在就開始

609
00:29:50,001 --> 00:29:51,251
‪-知道還有什麼嗎？
‪-來吧

610
00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:53,543
‪妳知道國歌嗎？我認為大家都要跪下

611
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,751
‪-夠了，謝謝
‪-不，我真的這麼想

612
00:29:55,834 --> 00:29:58,751
‪-不只是球員
‪-我們現在就去看看

613
00:29:58,834 --> 00:30:00,918
‪-你在做什麼？
‪-感謝妳與我們分享

614
00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:06,334
‪我為我媽的行為道歉
‪她真的是個白痴

615
00:30:06,418 --> 00:30:07,918
‪我喜歡妳的辮子

616
00:30:09,001 --> 00:30:11,209
‪-謝謝
‪-艾勒比也有辮子

617
00:30:13,043 --> 00:30:15,584
‪-對
‪-記得《愛車大改造》嗎？超好看

618
00:30:15,668 --> 00:30:16,876
‪-對
‪-我喜歡那個節目

619
00:30:16,959 --> 00:30:19,709
‪他看起來很酷，真是個紳士

620
00:30:19,793 --> 00:30:21,876
‪妳在演藝圈遇過他嗎？

621
00:30:22,918 --> 00:30:24,459
‪-沒有
‪-沒有嗎？

622
00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:28,751
‪-他還在饒舌圈嗎？
‪-爸，別說了

623
00:30:28,834 --> 00:30:31,834
‪-怎麼了？
‪-你別發出聲音

624
00:30:31,918 --> 00:30:33,793
‪-我就是喜歡艾勒比
‪-爸

625
00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:34,876
‪怎麼樣？

626
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,501
‪-過來這裡
‪-你是…你是哪裡不對勁？

627
00:30:37,584 --> 00:30:41,709
‪妳能不能停止妳做的事、說的話

628
00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:43,209
‪什麼事情都別做？

629
00:30:44,459 --> 00:30:46,751
‪你真沒禮貌又討人厭

630
00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:49,043
‪懂嗎？你就是這樣

631
00:30:49,126 --> 00:30:51,126
‪我在做自己，而且我好得不得了

632
00:30:51,209 --> 00:30:54,126
‪而且我這輩子一直都在做自己

633
00:30:54,209 --> 00:30:57,751
‪我完全不需要兒子教我如何表現

634
00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:58,834
‪天啊

635
00:30:58,918 --> 00:31:02,293
‪妳提到警察和魔術強森

636
00:31:02,376 --> 00:31:05,418
‪妳跟她說話的口氣
‪好像把她當成黑人

637
00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:07,793
‪而不是我的女朋友

638
00:31:07,876 --> 00:31:09,918
‪-太荒謬了，我說…
‪-是嗎？

639
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:12,251
‪當然荒謬
‪我說：“跟大家說”，好嗎？

640
00:31:12,334 --> 00:31:16,376
‪我明明說
‪“我想跟大家提這件事情”

641
00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,001
‪-但妳沒有
‪-我有

642
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:20,251
‪妳不是想聽老爸對此事的觀點

643
00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:22,626
‪過去不知道多少年

644
00:31:22,709 --> 00:31:25,709
‪妳從來沒在晚餐時提過這種問題

645
00:31:25,793 --> 00:31:27,709
‪-我常提到那種問題
‪-跟誰？

646
00:31:27,793 --> 00:31:30,793
‪跟我所有的朋友
‪跟我認識的人，我們總是…

647
00:31:30,876 --> 00:31:33,084
‪說出一個妳聊警察暴力的朋友

648
00:31:33,168 --> 00:31:34,084
‪瑪麗蓮

649
00:31:35,001 --> 00:31:35,834
‪喬瑟芬

650
00:31:35,918 --> 00:31:37,918
‪妳跟瑪麗蓮聊警察暴力？

651
00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:39,084
‪聊個不停

652
00:31:39,168 --> 00:31:41,876
‪-我們愛聊那個話題
‪-我不相信

653
00:31:41,959 --> 00:31:43,501
‪現在這是熱門話題

654
00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:47,001
‪好吧，聽著，可以別現在吵嗎？

655
00:31:47,084 --> 00:31:48,084
‪說真的

656
00:31:48,168 --> 00:31:51,626
‪今天的重點是認識那位可人兒

657
00:31:53,043 --> 00:31:57,543
‪我得告訴你一件事
‪我覺得她完美無缺

658
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,334
‪-是嗎？
‪-真的

659
00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:03,418
‪我看人很準

660
00:32:03,501 --> 00:32:05,168
‪-你知道嗎？
‪-才沒有

661
00:32:05,251 --> 00:32:07,334
‪總之，我覺得她很棒

662
00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:09,668
‪她是很棒

663
00:32:12,293 --> 00:32:13,126
‪怎麼了？

664
00:32:15,584 --> 00:32:18,501
‪我要跟她求婚

665
00:32:19,793 --> 00:32:22,709
‪天啊！我的天…

666
00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:24,793
‪天啊

667
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,668
‪我好興奮

668
00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:30,084
‪妳同意嗎？

669
00:32:30,168 --> 00:32:31,834
‪我當然同意

670
00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:33,793
‪我怎麼會無法接受？

671
00:32:34,543 --> 00:32:36,501
‪她不是猶太人

672
00:32:37,709 --> 00:32:40,751
‪艾斯拉，你是我的寶貝兒子

673
00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:46,584
‪你還找到了能讓你開心的優秀女人

674
00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:47,793
‪這就夠了

675
00:32:52,418 --> 00:32:55,459
‪我是說，如果她是猶太人
‪會不會更好？這當然

676
00:32:55,543 --> 00:32:59,501
‪我們的人口越來越少
‪這樣你的人生也會輕鬆一點…

677
00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:01,459
‪但這樣也很棒

678
00:33:01,543 --> 00:33:06,793
‪我們家會多了一種
‪酷炫、嬉皮和放克風，你懂嗎？

679
00:33:07,293 --> 00:33:10,168
‪天啊！我要有黑人孫兒了！

680
00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:11,751
‪夠了，我的天啊

681
00:33:12,501 --> 00:33:15,209
‪我們是有色人種家族
‪我們就是未來！

682
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:18,709
‪媽，拜託，別再提起
‪也別再想那件事情了

683
00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:21,126
‪-怎麼？
‪-我知道這讓人興奮，可是…

684
00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:24,168
‪這不是蜜月

685
00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:26,584
‪已經過了迷戀期

686
00:33:26,668 --> 00:33:28,001
‪那是很久以前的事了

687
00:33:28,918 --> 00:33:33,584
‪就在濃濃愛意中
‪有時我們會厭倦愛情，沒錯

688
00:33:33,668 --> 00:33:36,126
‪我們似乎每天都在吵架

689
00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:42,001
‪我知道我不乖，而你犯了錯

690
00:33:42,084 --> 00:33:43,168
‪我們都…

691
00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:45,751
‪到底發生什麼事？

692
00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:47,043
‪一點沒錯

693
00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:51,668
‪雖然愛情有時很痛心
‪我仍把你放第一

694
00:33:51,751 --> 00:33:55,418
‪但我認為我們應該慢慢來

695
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:58,126
‪我們只是平凡人

696
00:33:58,209 --> 00:33:59,168
‪是真的

697
00:34:00,251 --> 00:34:02,584
‪我們不知道該走哪條路

698
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:03,959
‪往哪走？

699
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,918
‪真的很對不起

700
00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:07,543
‪沒關係

701
00:34:11,043 --> 00:34:13,126
‪-我替你高興，艾斯
‪-謝謝

702
00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:15,084
‪你跟她的家人談過了嗎？

703
00:34:15,168 --> 00:34:16,084
‪還沒有

704
00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:18,168
‪你有這個打算嗎？

705
00:34:19,043 --> 00:34:21,084
‪對，我只是還沒有機會見到他們

706
00:34:21,168 --> 00:34:25,334
‪所以你告訴我
‪你請求他們把獨生女嫁給你

707
00:34:25,418 --> 00:34:27,084
‪就用這枚小鑽戒？

708
00:34:27,168 --> 00:34:28,834
‪你還沒見過她的家長？

709
00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:32,584
‪老兄，白人真是活在自己的世界

710
00:34:33,293 --> 00:34:35,959
‪兄弟，你得為此編個故事

711
00:34:36,501 --> 00:34:38,918
‪對，這戒指確實很小

712
00:34:39,001 --> 00:34:40,959
‪你覺得她的家人會因此批評我嗎？

713
00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:43,209
‪我正在批評你，老兄，這太糟糕了

714
00:34:43,293 --> 00:34:45,584
‪對，我也有想到…

715
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:48,168
‪我會說：“這是我奶奶的大屠殺戒指”

716
00:34:48,251 --> 00:34:50,918
‪-很好，太好了
‪-我覺得這樣就沒話說了

717
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:54,084
‪他們什麼都不能說
‪一旦提起大屠殺，他們就…

718
00:34:54,168 --> 00:34:55,418
‪對，但你得換個盒子

719
00:34:55,501 --> 00:34:57,168
‪-這不是大屠殺時期的盒子
‪-沒錯

720
00:34:57,251 --> 00:34:59,834
‪你得放在小包包裡，把它弄髒點

721
00:34:59,918 --> 00:35:02,126
‪-對
‪-要讓它看起來像大屠殺時期

722
00:35:02,209 --> 00:35:04,209
‪對，肯定要讓它看起來像大屠殺時期

723
00:35:04,293 --> 00:35:05,126
‪沒錯

724
00:35:05,209 --> 00:35:06,543
‪對，這是個好主意

725
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,501
‪-就這麼辦
‪-我很感激

726
00:35:15,126 --> 00:35:17,334
‪很高興認識你們

727
00:35:17,418 --> 00:35:18,751
‪有什麼新鮮事？

728
00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:21,751
‪跟我聊聊日常生活
‪你們好嗎？工作怎麼樣？

729
00:35:22,834 --> 00:35:24,001
‪跟我聊聊

730
00:35:24,918 --> 00:35:26,376
‪工作？工作很好

731
00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:28,751
‪努力工作，我懂

732
00:35:29,584 --> 00:35:32,584
‪我懂，我也是拚命工作的人

733
00:35:39,709 --> 00:35:43,584
‪你常來這一帶嗎？
‪還是來此只為了我們的食物和女人？

734
00:35:45,668 --> 00:35:47,001
‪這是合理的問題

735
00:35:48,543 --> 00:35:49,543
‪沒錯

736
00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:55,209
‪我想我是那種想去哪就去哪的人

737
00:35:55,293 --> 00:35:56,584
‪想去哪就去哪？

738
00:35:56,668 --> 00:35:59,418
‪對，我在這方面有點像變色龍

739
00:35:59,501 --> 00:36:03,334
‪你懂嗎？我會去馬拉松體育
‪買連帽衫和襪子

740
00:36:03,418 --> 00:36:07,376
‪或是去蘭斯頓休斯公園打球

741
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:08,668
‪如果有好的鬥牛賽

742
00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:10,709
‪羅斯科顯然是我的口袋名單

743
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:13,126
‪我是說，卡蘿C特餐，誰不愛？

744
00:36:13,209 --> 00:36:14,334
‪我們的服務生呢？

745
00:36:14,418 --> 00:36:16,418
‪我去看看服務生在不在

746
00:36:16,501 --> 00:36:18,918
‪我覺得應該去找他過來

747
00:36:19,001 --> 00:36:21,876
‪你們不應該受到這種對待

748
00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:28,668
‪這就是妳白人祖父的鬼魂找上我

749
00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,793
‪-什麼？
‪-那個傢伙從來不喜歡我

750
00:36:30,876 --> 00:36:34,084
‪一開始他把強力的基因放進妳體內

751
00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:36,376
‪讓我的孩子膚色變淡

752
00:36:36,459 --> 00:36:38,084
‪阿克巴，不要說這麼蠢的話

753
00:36:38,168 --> 00:36:40,543
‪接著他在我的寶貝女兒身上植入毒藥

754
00:36:40,626 --> 00:36:44,543
‪並長成這個白人男孩
‪而他邀請我們到羅斯科吃午餐

755
00:36:44,626 --> 00:36:48,084
‪孩子們跟我的祖父相處時

756
00:36:48,168 --> 00:36:50,584
‪得到美好的文化體驗
‪所以請你別這麼說

757
00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:52,709
‪顯然他們變得困惑

758
00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:53,876
‪他們沒有困惑

759
00:36:53,959 --> 00:36:56,334
‪他們很困惑
‪妳不覺得這讓人摸不著頭緒嗎？

760
00:36:56,418 --> 00:37:00,293
‪我只告訴你
‪我們不需要在白人男孩面前吵架

761
00:37:00,376 --> 00:37:02,751
‪我不會改變自己對此的看法

762
00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:04,751
‪我想說什麼就說什麼

763
00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:06,876
‪我才不在乎這白人男孩的感受

764
00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,418
‪我沒要你那麼做

765
00:37:08,501 --> 00:37:09,918
‪大家好

766
00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:12,418
‪我回來了，我跟服務生說了

767
00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:17,293
‪她很氣我打斷她的抽菸休息時間

768
00:37:19,209 --> 00:37:25,584
‪所以你們可能很納悶
‪我為什麼要請你們吃午餐

769
00:37:25,668 --> 00:37:27,376
‪我有想到

770
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:29,751
‪到底是為了什麼？

771
00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:32,834
‪我想…

772
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,709
‪我想讓時間倒回

773
00:37:34,793 --> 00:37:36,459
‪我想回到…

774
00:37:36,543 --> 00:37:37,959
‪我們從耶穌開始吧

775
00:37:38,043 --> 00:37:40,668
‪因為耶穌基督
‪是半個黑人和猶太人吧？

776
00:37:40,751 --> 00:37:43,001
‪我們從耶穌開始
‪他是傳奇，對吧？所以…

777
00:37:43,751 --> 00:37:48,459
‪我想像耶穌基督有混合種族的後代

778
00:37:48,543 --> 00:37:53,126
‪我認為很棒，因為混合種族都很優秀

779
00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:55,501
‪有瑪麗亞凱莉和德瑞克基特

780
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:58,334
‪還有領頭羊也是混合種族

781
00:37:59,501 --> 00:38:00,334
‪領頭羊是？

782
00:38:00,918 --> 00:38:02,126
‪史上最強

783
00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:04,834
‪對，我知道領頭羊的意思
‪但你是指哪一位？

784
00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:06,668
‪我們的兄弟，傳奇人物

785
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:08,126
‪麥爾坎X

786
00:38:08,209 --> 00:38:09,418
‪我們的兄弟？

787
00:38:10,918 --> 00:38:13,834
‪不，領頭羊…
‪他不是我的兄弟，是X先生

788
00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:16,751
‪我的意思是，他是混合種族

789
00:38:16,834 --> 00:38:20,626
‪如果阿蜜拉和我有個孩子
‪那孩子就是混合種族

790
00:38:20,709 --> 00:38:22,751
‪會是個很優秀的寶寶

791
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:26,918
‪也許不像麥爾坎X那麼重要，但也許…

792
00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:29,668
‪也許我兒子會跟麥爾坎X有同樣地位

793
00:38:29,751 --> 00:38:31,126
‪我不知道，因為我…

794
00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:34,751
‪她沒有懷孕…

795
00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:38,668
‪因為我們根本沒做那麼多次

796
00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,376
‪我們做的時候

797
00:38:40,459 --> 00:38:43,168
‪我非常謹慎

798
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:45,043
‪而且她不是大驚小怪的人，她…

799
00:38:45,126 --> 00:38:47,251
‪她真的很有一套

800
00:38:47,334 --> 00:38:49,084
‪-對此我很尊重…
‪-瞭解

801
00:38:49,168 --> 00:38:51,126
‪我的意思是，我愛你們的女兒

802
00:38:51,209 --> 00:38:54,918
‪我愛她，我會當個好丈夫

803
00:38:57,834 --> 00:38:59,626
‪你幹什麼…

804
00:38:59,709 --> 00:39:01,209
‪我知道我引用了《阿甘正傳》

805
00:39:01,293 --> 00:39:03,584
‪對，知道嗎？
‪我確實引用《阿甘正傳》的台詞

806
00:39:03,668 --> 00:39:06,459
‪你們知道阿甘在世上的摯友是誰嗎？

807
00:39:07,001 --> 00:39:07,876
‪布巴

808
00:39:07,959 --> 00:39:08,918
‪什麼？

809
00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:11,459
‪布巴是黑人，阿甘是白人？

810
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:14,501
‪他們真的是不同膚色

811
00:39:14,584 --> 00:39:17,376
‪知道嗎？這跟種族無關

812
00:39:18,126 --> 00:39:21,459
‪重點是蝦子和夥伴關係，他們成功了

813
00:39:21,543 --> 00:39:23,668
‪我和阿蜜拉做了很多

814
00:39:23,751 --> 00:39:27,626
‪跟巴布和阿甘一樣的事情
‪於是我們走到這一步

815
00:39:27,709 --> 00:39:30,418
‪如果你們同意
‪我想娶你們的女兒為妻

816
00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:38,918
‪我們從沒看過《阿甘正傳》

817
00:39:41,793 --> 00:39:43,543
‪這是不是很糟糕？

818
00:39:43,626 --> 00:39:44,459
‪對

819
00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:49,001
‪所以你們逼我打疫苗才能進賭場

820
00:39:49,084 --> 00:39:50,501
‪還不夠糟糕

821
00:39:50,584 --> 00:39:52,376
‪現在你們還對我的小孩出手？

822
00:39:54,751 --> 00:39:56,376
‪所以你想娶我女兒？

823
00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:00,334
‪對，是的，我想娶她

824
00:40:03,584 --> 00:40:04,584
‪這個嘛，艾斯拉…

825
00:40:08,376 --> 00:40:09,751
‪你可以試試看

826
00:40:12,876 --> 00:40:15,793
‪真奇怪，不，是他在敲門，媽

827
00:40:15,876 --> 00:40:17,084
‪好，我再打給妳

828
00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:24,251
‪妳好嗎？

829
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:26,084
‪我剛跟我媽講完電話

830
00:40:27,709 --> 00:40:31,334
‪是嗎？她有什麼話要說？

831
00:40:31,418 --> 00:40:32,418
‪關於…

832
00:40:33,084 --> 00:40:36,751
‪她剛跟我說，你請她跟我爸吃午餐

833
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:39,793
‪真是一場惡夢
‪我完全失去記憶，我搞砸了

834
00:40:39,876 --> 00:40:41,418
‪不知道，我什麼都不記得了

835
00:40:41,501 --> 00:40:44,626
‪算你走運，我爸媽什麼都記得

836
00:40:45,126 --> 00:40:47,834
‪你為何不先問我就約我爸媽

837
00:40:47,918 --> 00:40:49,251
‪去羅斯科炸雞鬆餅店？

838
00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:54,459
‪我只是賭一把而已，好嗎？忘了吧

839
00:40:54,543 --> 00:40:56,543
‪忘了？拜託，艾斯拉，繼續說

840
00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:59,543
‪我很想知道你的絕妙計畫

841
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:03,501
‪妳不會懂的，好嗎？

842
00:41:06,084 --> 00:41:06,959
‪天啊

843
00:41:07,043 --> 00:41:10,043
‪-我本來以為約妳爸媽出去…
‪-等等，天啊

844
00:41:10,126 --> 00:41:11,751
‪我們會相談甚歡

845
00:41:11,834 --> 00:41:13,876
‪-天啊
‪-我打算請求他們給予祝福

846
00:41:13,959 --> 00:41:16,293
‪我都準備好貼心的求婚詞了

847
00:41:16,376 --> 00:41:18,959
‪我本來要重現我們的第一次約會
‪但結果我搞砸了

848
00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:21,501
‪-不，沒搞砸
‪-搞砸了，因為妳爸…

849
00:41:21,584 --> 00:41:23,501
‪-不，沒搞砸，艾斯拉！
‪-全毀了

850
00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:25,834
‪-什麼？
‪-你還是可以完成

851
00:41:28,543 --> 00:41:29,376
‪什麼時候？

852
00:41:29,459 --> 00:41:30,834
‪-現在，就是現在！
‪-現在？

853
00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:32,584
‪對，現在

854
00:41:34,751 --> 00:41:36,084
‪-現…
‪-快點！

855
00:41:36,168 --> 00:41:38,584
‪好，我要把鞋子脫掉，才不會弄皺

856
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:44,918
‪阿蜜拉

857
00:41:47,126 --> 00:41:48,668
‪我真的好愛妳

858
00:41:49,918 --> 00:41:53,501
‪我這輩子從來沒有感受過
‪有人如此瞭解我

859
00:41:54,543 --> 00:41:57,001
‪妳的美貌、智慧

860
00:41:57,709 --> 00:41:59,959
‪和優雅令我著迷

861
00:42:00,501 --> 00:42:03,043
‪還有妳那隨心所欲的性格

862
00:42:04,876 --> 00:42:06,043
‪如果妳允許

863
00:42:07,001 --> 00:42:10,251
‪我會盡全力給予妳最美妙的人生

864
00:42:10,834 --> 00:42:14,043
‪充滿愛、歡笑與喜悅

865
00:42:17,126 --> 00:42:18,876
‪阿蜜拉，妳願意嫁給我嗎？

866
00:42:20,334 --> 00:42:21,751
‪當然

867
00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:22,834
‪妳願意？

868
00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:24,668
‪我願意

869
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:26,084
‪老天爺

870
00:42:30,293 --> 00:42:31,918
‪我的天啊！

871
00:42:32,501 --> 00:42:35,251
‪這是大屠殺時期的鑽戒
‪所以鑽石很小一顆

872
00:42:35,876 --> 00:42:37,626
‪-我愛你
‪-我愛妳

873
00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:40,043
‪我需要一些顏色

874
00:42:41,168 --> 00:42:42,626
‪對不起，鑽石很小

875
00:42:42,709 --> 00:42:44,376
‪不會，它很美

876
00:42:45,709 --> 00:42:48,584
‪你說它有什麼故事？
‪是你祖母的戒指嗎？

877
00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:51,293
‪對，是我奶奶的戒指，是她…

878
00:42:51,376 --> 00:42:53,293
‪是她在大屠殺時期收到之類的

879
00:42:54,168 --> 00:42:58,126
‪但若戒指來自大屠殺時期
‪她今年多大了？

880
00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:00,126
‪歲數很大了

881
00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:03,084
‪我覺得她三、四歲時就訂婚了

882
00:43:05,001 --> 00:43:07,626
‪-那個年代不一樣，妳知道嗎？
‪-好蠢

883
00:43:07,709 --> 00:43:10,376
‪-跟現在不一樣…
‪-你是怎麼了？

884
00:43:19,918 --> 00:43:24,251
‪唐，我認識你很久了
‪你一直是很棒的主管

885
00:43:24,334 --> 00:43:26,918
‪我跟你的孩子一起長大
‪我們一起去家族假期

886
00:43:27,001 --> 00:43:30,209
‪你總替我瞻前顧後
‪對我而言跟父親一樣

887
00:43:30,293 --> 00:43:33,168
‪這十年在你手下工作，改變了人生

888
00:43:34,293 --> 00:43:36,168
‪但我該開啟人生的新章節了

889
00:43:37,459 --> 00:43:39,793
‪就這樣？說得太棒了

890
00:43:39,876 --> 00:43:41,209
‪真的很棒

891
00:43:41,293 --> 00:43:42,876
‪踏上經營播客的冒險

892
00:43:44,668 --> 00:43:47,126
‪也許別提到播客比較好，你懂嗎？

893
00:43:47,209 --> 00:43:48,168
‪我要吐了

894
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:50,293
‪等等…我很抱歉…聽我說

895
00:43:50,376 --> 00:43:53,543
‪-我…
‪-先聽我說，放輕鬆

896
00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:56,709
‪你在做對的事，你只是得身體力行

897
00:43:56,793 --> 00:43:59,251
‪你懂嗎？你有能力

898
00:44:00,293 --> 00:44:02,293
‪跟我說一次：“我有能力”

899
00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,209
‪我有能力

900
00:44:03,293 --> 00:44:05,084
‪-我有能力
‪-我有能力

901
00:44:05,168 --> 00:44:06,709
‪口氣要堅強一點，我有能力

902
00:44:06,793 --> 00:44:08,418
‪-我有能力
‪-相信自己！

903
00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:10,793
‪-我有能力
‪-我不是軟腳蝦，我有能力

904
00:44:10,876 --> 00:44:13,459
‪我不是唐那種借膽軟腳蝦
‪我有能力，賤人！

905
00:44:13,543 --> 00:44:14,918
‪-就這樣
‪-就這樣

906
00:44:15,001 --> 00:44:17,709
‪好，等你回家後
‪我們來看《哈雷兄弟》

907
00:44:17,793 --> 00:44:20,126
‪我相信雪莉不會讓你看那部電影

908
00:44:20,209 --> 00:44:21,834
‪這句話太無禮了

909
00:44:21,918 --> 00:44:24,501
‪-是嗎？你看過嗎？
‪-我比妳更了解《哈雷兄弟》

910
00:44:25,001 --> 00:44:25,918
‪我愛妳

911
00:44:26,001 --> 00:44:28,501
‪-我愛你，你可以的，好嗎？
‪-謝謝，好

912
00:44:28,584 --> 00:44:32,043
‪快點，唐！你這個小賤人唐！

913
00:44:32,126 --> 00:44:33,584
‪我來了，唐！

914
00:44:33,668 --> 00:44:35,001
‪-好
‪-來啊！

915
00:44:38,668 --> 00:44:40,876
‪我不在乎，哈維爾

916
00:44:42,084 --> 00:44:43,168
‪弄到手就對了

917
00:44:45,251 --> 00:44:47,834
‪我什麼狗屁都不在乎，好嗎？
‪這樣如何？

918
00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:52,001
‪我的瑪莎拉蒂
‪聽起來像被多倫多暴龍輪上過

919
00:44:52,084 --> 00:44:53,209
‪所以你要修好它！

920
00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:54,959
‪氣死人

921
00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:56,626
‪怎麼了？

922
00:44:58,584 --> 00:44:59,793
‪車子嗎？

923
00:45:02,334 --> 00:45:03,418
‪對

924
00:45:05,918 --> 00:45:07,001
‪說到這個…

925
00:45:09,459 --> 00:45:11,168
‪我沒有…

926
00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:13,584
‪我想我不會…

927
00:45:13,668 --> 00:45:16,376
‪我想我不會再來這裡工作了…

928
00:45:16,459 --> 00:45:17,459
‪-什麼？
‪-不會再來了

929
00:45:18,543 --> 00:45:19,793
‪你在說什麼？

930
00:45:19,876 --> 00:45:22,626
‪在另一個地址，我會去另一個…

931
00:45:22,709 --> 00:45:26,376
‪我不會繼續在這個地址工作
‪我要改去別的地方

932
00:45:26,459 --> 00:45:29,084
‪我要換另一種工作

933
00:45:30,001 --> 00:45:31,876
‪你是想離職嗎？

934
00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:32,959
‪對，再見

935
00:45:33,459 --> 00:45:35,126
‪（瓦坎達不繳稅，你為何要繳？）

936
00:45:35,209 --> 00:45:38,418
‪真可悲，誰會用這種字體寫辭職信？

937
00:45:38,501 --> 00:45:40,543
‪等等，你說：“唐，去你的”？

938
00:45:41,543 --> 00:45:42,376
‪差不多

939
00:45:42,459 --> 00:45:43,418
‪他說什麼？

940
00:45:43,501 --> 00:45:47,126
‪他說：“你很優秀，我很遺憾…

941
00:45:47,209 --> 00:45:49,959
‪但願我有做得更好”
‪口氣也是很奇怪

942
00:45:50,043 --> 00:45:53,876
‪我說：“沒關係，但別說了”

943
00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,043
‪-就這樣
‪-就這樣

944
00:45:55,126 --> 00:45:56,126
‪我喜歡

945
00:45:56,209 --> 00:45:58,668
‪-敬能力一杯
‪-敬能力一杯

946
00:46:01,543 --> 00:46:02,376
‪好

947
00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:06,001
‪在為此事鑽牛角尖之前
‪我們來聊聊婚禮的事

948
00:46:08,418 --> 00:46:09,334
‪好

949
00:46:10,918 --> 00:46:13,418
‪這回應還真是讓人放心

950
00:46:13,501 --> 00:46:14,918
‪寶貝，對不起

951
00:46:15,001 --> 00:46:17,876
‪聽著，你知道我愛死你了，是真的

952
00:46:20,876 --> 00:46:22,501
‪我只是有點擔心

953
00:46:22,584 --> 00:46:26,668
‪自從我們訂婚後
‪搬進這棟房子，我的家人

954
00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:30,418
‪-就一直吵我，而且不是好事
‪-所以他們討厭我

955
00:46:30,501 --> 00:46:32,376
‪-沒有…他們沒有討厭你
‪-妳家人討厭我

956
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:35,501
‪他們只是還不瞭解你
‪你知道嗎？我覺得…

957
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:38,584
‪他們需要花點時間適應

958
00:46:39,126 --> 00:46:41,751
‪難道你真的能說，你家人很期待

959
00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:43,584
‪讓我這個黑人成為家族一分子嗎？

960
00:46:44,751 --> 00:46:46,918
‪我想大部分的人都很期待

961
00:46:47,001 --> 00:46:47,876
‪當然了

962
00:46:50,001 --> 00:46:50,876
‪好

963
00:46:51,584 --> 00:46:53,084
‪讓我想想

964
00:46:56,918 --> 00:47:00,001
‪從我的角度來看，只有一件事能做了

965
00:47:02,709 --> 00:47:06,751
‪這個空間有好多原色

966
00:47:06,834 --> 00:47:09,751
‪-真令人振奮
‪-沒錯，生氣蓬勃

967
00:47:10,251 --> 00:47:11,834
‪-真的是這樣
‪-謝謝

968
00:47:12,459 --> 00:47:15,334
‪我們很興奮見到他們如此幸福

969
00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:18,543
‪你們懂嗎？他們是我們的寶貝

970
00:47:19,459 --> 00:47:23,543
‪兩位可人有婚禮計畫了嗎？

971
00:47:24,084 --> 00:47:26,084
‪我們有提出一些想法

972
00:47:26,168 --> 00:47:29,126
‪對，我們在想辦一個小型且緊密

973
00:47:29,209 --> 00:47:30,959
‪能代表我們的婚禮

974
00:47:31,959 --> 00:47:34,918
‪我們應該討論該由誰來主持婚禮

975
00:47:35,001 --> 00:47:37,084
‪阿諾已經跟辛格拉比談過了…

976
00:47:37,168 --> 00:47:38,126
‪投辛格一票

977
00:47:38,209 --> 00:47:39,584
‪對，他會很榮幸

978
00:47:40,209 --> 00:47:41,793
‪辛格拉比？

979
00:47:42,501 --> 00:47:45,001
‪所以你們不打算找伊瑪目主持？

980
00:47:46,376 --> 00:47:47,293
‪伊媽媽是誰？

981
00:47:48,043 --> 00:47:50,376
‪-不是伊媽媽，是伊瑪目
‪-伊瑪目

982
00:47:51,376 --> 00:47:52,876
‪對不起，能說一下怎麼寫嗎？

983
00:47:52,959 --> 00:47:55,501
‪我晚點再跟妳說
‪伊瑪目就像穆斯林的拉比

984
00:47:55,584 --> 00:47:56,751
‪-謝謝你，艾斯拉
‪-好

985
00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,001
‪所以你們都是穆斯林？

986
00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:00,959
‪-對
‪-對了，非常虔誠

987
00:48:01,043 --> 00:48:02,543
‪我喜歡

988
00:48:02,626 --> 00:48:03,959
‪所以我才戴這頂帽子

989
00:48:04,043 --> 00:48:06,751
‪我愛你的帽子，很美

990
00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:09,959
‪寶貝，你想告訴他們
‪這個王冠背後的故事嗎？

991
00:48:10,668 --> 00:48:13,084
‪我目前戴的庫菲

992
00:48:13,168 --> 00:48:15,918
‪是來自尊敬的路易斯法拉堪的禮物

993
00:48:17,918 --> 00:48:19,793
‪我愛法拉堪

994
00:48:21,668 --> 00:48:23,209
‪你愛法拉堪嗎？

995
00:48:24,793 --> 00:48:26,293
‪愛他，我超愛他

996
00:48:26,376 --> 00:48:28,959
‪他是其中一位領頭羊
‪他是另一位領頭羊

997
00:48:29,043 --> 00:48:31,001
‪真的嗎？你喜歡法拉堪哪一點？

998
00:48:31,084 --> 00:48:33,168
‪對，你喜歡法拉堪哪一點？

999
00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:37,251
‪可能跟你一樣，只是更勝於此

1000
00:48:39,126 --> 00:48:41,001
‪能說得更具體一點嗎？

1001
00:48:41,876 --> 00:48:42,751
‪可以

1002
00:48:43,751 --> 00:48:48,126
‪我覺得我喜歡他整體的感覺

1003
00:48:48,209 --> 00:48:51,793
‪他的態度樸實無華

1004
00:48:51,876 --> 00:48:56,751
‪我覺得有時他說的內容
‪都是非說不可之事

1005
00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:58,209
‪-別說了，寶貝
‪-沒錯

1006
00:48:58,793 --> 00:49:01,251
‪寶貝，也許你該繼續說下去

1007
00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:03,543
‪告訴他們我們與這位牧師的私人晚宴

1008
00:49:03,626 --> 00:49:07,626
‪我們很幸運能陪伴牧師弟兄

1009
00:49:07,709 --> 00:49:11,084
‪我有幸與他對話約一個小時

1010
00:49:11,668 --> 00:49:13,001
‪我們無所不談

1011
00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:15,793
‪我們有多少成就
‪我們身為人要走得多遠

1012
00:49:15,876 --> 00:49:16,709
‪真棒

1013
00:49:16,793 --> 00:49:20,001
‪他在談話結束前，他脫下自己的庫菲

1014
00:49:20,084 --> 00:49:21,084
‪並且幫我戴上

1015
00:49:21,168 --> 00:49:23,793
‪所以這是我最珍貴的禮物

1016
00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:25,126
‪是不是很不可思議？

1017
00:49:25,209 --> 00:49:27,334
‪妳知道牧師的事蹟嗎？

1018
00:49:28,376 --> 00:49:31,459
‪我知道他對猶太人的說法

1019
00:49:31,543 --> 00:49:34,709
‪我們吃晚餐吧，我快餓死了

1020
00:49:34,793 --> 00:49:36,209
‪我們移駕吃晚餐吧

1021
00:49:37,543 --> 00:49:40,959
‪我在電台找到了
‪一個很棒的天狼星電台

1022
00:49:41,043 --> 00:49:45,251
‪播放90年代的金曲，什麼歌都有

1023
00:49:45,334 --> 00:49:48,126
‪爸，我知道你又打算提起艾勒比

1024
00:49:48,209 --> 00:49:51,543
‪我們先把重點放在阿蜜拉煮的晚餐

1025
00:49:51,626 --> 00:49:52,918
‪因為她廚藝高超

1026
00:49:53,876 --> 00:49:56,209
‪-好，大家開動吧
‪-好

1027
00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:58,709
‪等等，我們不先禱告嗎？

1028
00:49:59,668 --> 00:50:01,084
‪不，我是說…對

1029
00:50:01,168 --> 00:50:02,293
‪我本來要帶頭禱告的

1030
00:50:02,376 --> 00:50:05,543
‪-我們總是禱告，所以…
‪-每次都會

1031
00:50:05,626 --> 00:50:07,418
‪是穆斯林風格
‪所以…但如果你們在場

1032
00:50:07,501 --> 00:50:10,126
‪出於尊重，也許你會想帶領大家禱告

1033
00:50:10,209 --> 00:50:12,501
‪好吧，這是我的榮幸

1034
00:50:18,293 --> 00:50:22,168
‪讚美真主，祂供我們飲食…

1035
00:50:22,251 --> 00:50:23,334
‪閉上眼睛

1036
00:50:23,418 --> 00:50:25,209
‪讓我們成為穆斯林

1037
00:50:25,293 --> 00:50:28,293
‪讚美真主，祂供養我

1038
00:50:28,376 --> 00:50:31,293
‪滿足我，讓我不用費己之力

1039
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:32,209
‪沒錯

1040
00:50:36,293 --> 00:50:37,793
‪-阿民
‪-當然

1041
00:50:37,876 --> 00:50:39,209
‪-阿民
‪-阿門

1042
00:50:39,293 --> 00:50:41,168
‪-阿民
‪-阿民

1043
00:50:41,751 --> 00:50:43,376
‪我說不出如此優秀的禱詞

1044
00:50:44,001 --> 00:50:47,543
‪艾斯拉告訴我，你們以前有艘船

1045
00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:48,501
‪對

1046
00:50:48,584 --> 00:50:49,834
‪我在想也許有一天

1047
00:50:49,918 --> 00:50:53,626
‪我們可以租一艘船，一起出去玩

1048
00:50:53,709 --> 00:50:55,918
‪-應該很有趣
‪-我可以安排一下

1049
00:50:56,001 --> 00:50:56,959
‪我們會考慮的

1050
00:50:57,043 --> 00:51:00,251
‪因為黑人和船的關係不太好

1051
00:51:00,334 --> 00:51:01,918
‪沒錯，或是水

1052
00:51:03,084 --> 00:51:05,126
‪有點像猶太人跟火車，對吧？

1053
00:51:05,668 --> 00:51:07,251
‪天啊，沒錯

1054
00:51:08,918 --> 00:51:12,334
‪妳是想把大屠殺跟奴隸比較嗎？

1055
00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:17,001
‪不，沒有…我不會那麼做

1056
00:51:20,501 --> 00:51:23,668
‪雖然…若是你想想

1057
00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:27,418
‪我認為黑人跟猶太人有相似的困境

1058
00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:28,959
‪對

1059
00:51:29,043 --> 00:51:30,959
‪所以妳算是在比較兩者

1060
00:51:31,043 --> 00:51:33,376
‪-只是一點點
‪-可以把馬鈴薯傳給我嗎？

1061
00:51:34,168 --> 00:51:38,834
‪嚴格來說，猶太人是最初的奴隸

1062
00:51:38,918 --> 00:51:41,709
‪-對吧？原始奴隸
‪-有意思

1063
00:51:41,793 --> 00:51:43,709
‪你們要大老遠回到埃及嗎？

1064
00:51:44,376 --> 00:51:47,084
‪好吧，你知道那是3500年前的事

1065
00:51:47,168 --> 00:51:50,293
‪奴隸制對我們來說
‪不過是曾祖父母年代的事情

1066
00:51:50,376 --> 00:51:51,251
‪沒錯

1067
00:51:51,334 --> 00:51:52,793
‪我奶奶採摘棉花

1068
00:51:52,876 --> 00:51:54,751
‪爸爸，我不認為他們…

1069
00:51:54,834 --> 00:51:57,001
‪-不，是真的
‪-我奶奶採摘棉花

1070
00:51:57,084 --> 00:52:00,251
‪我不用回到埃及
‪只要回到75年前就行了

1071
00:52:00,334 --> 00:52:03,626
‪猶太人只占全世界人口百分之0.5

1072
00:52:03,709 --> 00:52:05,751
‪因為我們遭到有系統的滅絕

1073
00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:06,709
‪沒錯

1074
00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,793
‪由你們構成的這百分之0.5人口

1075
00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:12,334
‪似乎現在過得挺不錯的

1076
00:52:14,751 --> 00:52:16,168
‪沒錯，但是…

1077
00:52:18,043 --> 00:52:22,626
‪重點是，我們不是不努力工作

1078
00:52:22,709 --> 00:52:27,209
‪你懂嗎？我是說阿諾就超級努力工作

1079
00:52:27,293 --> 00:52:29,084
‪他是足科醫生
‪你真的很努力，親愛的

1080
00:52:29,168 --> 00:52:30,668
‪他父親是哪一行？

1081
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,209
‪他是足科醫生

1082
00:52:32,293 --> 00:52:33,584
‪那他父親的父親呢？

1083
00:52:33,668 --> 00:52:36,376
‪他是足科醫生

1084
00:52:36,459 --> 00:52:37,918
‪對，所以算是…

1085
00:52:38,001 --> 00:52:40,834
‪-也是簽賭組頭
‪-對，他有兼職

1086
00:52:40,918 --> 00:52:42,126
‪他走向正途

1087
00:52:42,668 --> 00:52:44,126
‪我的意思是，我們的族群

1088
00:52:44,209 --> 00:52:46,876
‪來這裡時什麼都沒有，跟大家一樣

1089
00:52:46,959 --> 00:52:50,126
‪其實你們好像來到這裡時

1090
00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:53,126
‪跟其他人一樣
‪都帶著交易奴隸賺來的錢

1091
00:52:53,209 --> 00:52:54,584
‪-什麼？
‪-說得好

1092
00:52:54,668 --> 00:52:56,751
‪講得真好，孩子的媽…

1093
00:52:56,834 --> 00:52:58,376
‪-拜託
‪-這是真的

1094
00:52:58,459 --> 00:53:01,251
‪-我想看看妳的消息來源
‪-寶貝，去拿我的包包

1095
00:53:01,334 --> 00:53:03,168
‪我的包包裡有奴隸收據

1096
00:53:03,251 --> 00:53:04,376
‪去拿我的包包

1097
00:53:04,459 --> 00:53:08,168
‪那件事根本不用談
‪我每天打開新聞不會看見

1098
00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:10,293
‪戴著小圓帽的傢伙遭到警察槍殺

1099
00:53:10,376 --> 00:53:13,168
‪只因為他們在那裡做自己的事

1100
00:53:13,251 --> 00:53:15,876
‪首先，你不知道自己在說什麼

1101
00:53:15,959 --> 00:53:17,918
‪這個對話令人很不舒服

1102
00:53:18,001 --> 00:53:20,626
‪有沒有想過馬鈴薯怎麼了？
‪何時能拿來？

1103
00:53:20,709 --> 00:53:21,543
‪我在努力了

1104
00:53:22,543 --> 00:53:23,626
‪妳還好嗎？

1105
00:53:23,709 --> 00:53:26,584
‪我們得把蠟燭吹熄，我有過敏反應

1106
00:53:26,668 --> 00:53:28,251
‪寶貝，可以把蠟燭移開嗎？

1107
00:53:28,334 --> 00:53:29,376
‪當然可以，好

1108
00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:31,751
‪把蠟燭拿走，氣味超難聞

1109
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:33,876
‪-我過敏了
‪-沒關係，我來就好

1110
00:53:33,959 --> 00:53:37,459
‪我奶奶採棉花的時候
‪你爺爺負責在治腳

1111
00:53:37,543 --> 00:53:38,626
‪我懂，我真的懂

1112
00:53:38,709 --> 00:53:40,709
‪媽，我希望妳坐下，我是主人

1113
00:53:40,793 --> 00:53:43,293
‪-妳不知道要放哪裡
‪-讓我幫忙

1114
00:53:43,376 --> 00:53:44,876
‪我是想…

1115
00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,001
‪糟糕了

1116
00:53:49,209 --> 00:53:52,501
‪-可惡，快拿水過來！
‪-搞什麼？

1117
00:53:52,584 --> 00:53:54,459
‪你在做什麼？住手！

1118
00:53:54,543 --> 00:53:57,168
‪-對不起
‪-住手！

1119
00:53:57,251 --> 00:53:59,376
‪-停下來！
‪-它會燒掉房子！對不起

1120
00:53:59,459 --> 00:54:00,584
‪天啊

1121
00:54:03,126 --> 00:54:04,251
‪該死

1122
00:54:09,084 --> 00:54:10,709
‪我們該怎麼辦？

1123
00:54:11,376 --> 00:54:14,334
‪-那頂庫菲嗎？燒壞了，寶貝
‪-不是，我們的父母

1124
00:54:15,376 --> 00:54:16,459
‪誰在乎？

1125
00:54:18,293 --> 00:54:19,418
‪我們根本不用擔心他們

1126
00:54:19,501 --> 00:54:22,084
‪你爸很激動，對，但我們早就知道了

1127
00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:24,543
‪那是什麼意思？

1128
00:54:25,709 --> 00:54:28,251
‪我猜意思是，他沒笑或是開個玩笑

1129
00:54:28,334 --> 00:54:31,168
‪天啊，你的意思是
‪我爸是憤怒的黑人嗎？

1130
00:54:31,251 --> 00:54:32,959
‪我沒說他憤怒，沒有

1131
00:54:33,043 --> 00:54:35,751
‪但你剛才說黑人很激動

1132
00:54:35,834 --> 00:54:37,668
‪也就是影射他很憤怒

1133
00:54:37,751 --> 00:54:40,376
‪他是黑人，而且很激動

1134
00:54:40,459 --> 00:54:43,876
‪對，但你身為白人不能說黑人

1135
00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:45,834
‪“挑釁”或“激動”

1136
00:54:45,918 --> 00:54:48,876
‪這是被動攻擊說他是個憤怒的黑人

1137
00:54:48,959 --> 00:54:51,543
‪-我應該說他不激動嗎？
‪-別說我爸就對了

1138
00:54:51,626 --> 00:54:53,751
‪若說要對誰不滿，也應該是對你媽

1139
00:54:53,834 --> 00:54:55,584
‪她放火燒了我爸的庫菲

1140
00:54:55,668 --> 00:54:58,626
‪我媽怎麼了？沒錯，她是個白痴

1141
00:54:58,709 --> 00:54:59,959
‪但她還是很善良

1142
00:55:00,043 --> 00:55:01,793
‪而且她又不是故意的

1143
00:55:02,376 --> 00:55:03,918
‪這一點我可不確定

1144
00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:08,168
‪我不會為如此荒唐的事吵架，好嗎？

1145
00:55:09,543 --> 00:55:11,043
‪我們來聊聊拉比吧

1146
00:55:11,126 --> 00:55:14,626
‪我覺得我們不需要
‪就讓我們的朋友證婚吧

1147
00:55:15,168 --> 00:55:17,001
‪我想找我們的伊瑪目

1148
00:55:18,376 --> 00:55:19,251
‪你們的伊瑪目？

1149
00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:22,584
‪好，和平領袖

1150
00:55:22,668 --> 00:55:24,376
‪妳何時變得這麼穆斯林？

1151
00:55:24,459 --> 00:55:26,126
‪我一直是穆斯林，生來就是穆斯林

1152
00:55:26,209 --> 00:55:28,751
‪這對我爸來說很重要
‪所以我們應該這麼做

1153
00:55:28,834 --> 00:55:30,584
‪妳昨天吃的是穆斯林培根嗎？

1154
00:55:30,668 --> 00:55:32,626
‪沒錯，那是猶太培根

1155
00:55:32,709 --> 00:55:33,626
‪是猶太培根嗎？

1156
00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:36,793
‪我不是超虔誠的猶太人
‪我整天都吃培根，我不在乎

1157
00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:37,918
‪那又怎樣？然後呢？

1158
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,543
‪-要伊瑪目幫我們證婚
‪-所以？

1159
00:55:39,626 --> 00:55:41,209
‪要我把床朝向麥加的位置嗎？

1160
00:55:41,293 --> 00:55:43,251
‪-我可以
‪-其實我想，我很想

1161
00:55:43,334 --> 00:55:46,168
‪酷，我喜歡妳在四小時前
‪變成虔誠的穆斯林

1162
00:55:46,251 --> 00:55:48,543
‪-當然
‪-你爸根本不是穆斯林

1163
00:55:48,626 --> 00:55:51,459
‪他聽到《別對當權者低頭》
‪就把名字從伍迪改成阿克巴

1164
00:55:51,543 --> 00:55:54,084
‪好吧，現在你太過分了，放輕鬆

1165
00:55:54,168 --> 00:55:56,168
‪是妳跟我說的，我們還拿此開玩笑

1166
00:55:56,251 --> 00:55:59,251
‪但我沒要你拿這件事情堵我的嘴

1167
00:55:59,334 --> 00:56:01,668
‪真的，低調點，你這行為很混蛋

1168
00:56:02,501 --> 00:56:03,834
‪我是個混蛋？

1169
00:56:03,918 --> 00:56:05,043
‪對

1170
00:56:06,876 --> 00:56:08,043
‪好

1171
00:56:10,709 --> 00:56:11,543
‪你知道嗎？

1172
00:56:12,501 --> 00:56:14,209
‪我真的不想吵架

1173
00:56:14,293 --> 00:56:16,709
‪我不想為此事爭吵，好嗎？

1174
00:56:16,793 --> 00:56:19,709
‪我們今晚發生太多插曲
‪我真的沒辦法

1175
00:56:20,459 --> 00:56:22,751
‪我也是，我也不想吵架

1176
00:56:25,668 --> 00:56:28,543
‪聽著，我們最好把時間用來思考

1177
00:56:28,626 --> 00:56:31,209
‪接下來要怎麼走

1178
00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:32,959
‪我同意

1179
00:56:34,501 --> 00:56:37,376
‪我打算提議再也不跟他們說話

1180
00:56:37,459 --> 00:56:38,834
‪切得一乾二凈

1181
00:56:40,626 --> 00:56:42,209
‪我們不能那麼做

1182
00:56:43,709 --> 00:56:48,084
‪我在想，也許可以多跟他們相處？

1183
00:56:48,168 --> 00:56:51,418
‪也許你和我爸可以單獨出去

1184
00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:54,209
‪聽起來很棒

1185
00:56:54,293 --> 00:56:56,584
‪然後他就能跟你自在相處了

1186
00:56:56,668 --> 00:56:59,834
‪也許他會看出我們之間的感情

1187
00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:03,293
‪可能會讓他覺得…你也是

1188
00:57:04,876 --> 00:57:05,918
‪好

1189
00:57:06,001 --> 00:57:07,001
‪好

1190
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:09,584
‪好

1191
00:57:09,668 --> 00:57:12,709
‪我要睡了，我月經剛來，難過得要死

1192
00:57:12,793 --> 00:57:14,126
‪我也很擔心

1193
00:57:14,209 --> 00:57:16,876
‪因為我已經有35年沒月經了

1194
00:57:18,126 --> 00:57:19,959
‪我應該去看醫生

1195
00:57:48,584 --> 00:57:50,959
‪阿蜜拉跟我説，你辭掉金融業的工作

1196
00:57:51,043 --> 00:57:52,918
‪好專心經營播客

1197
00:57:56,209 --> 00:57:57,418
‪對，沒錯

1198
00:57:57,959 --> 00:57:59,459
‪我知道這聽起來很瘋狂

1199
00:57:59,543 --> 00:58:01,709
‪所以你知道這聽起來很瘋狂嗎？

1200
00:58:03,501 --> 00:58:05,376
‪對，我知道，但是她…

1201
00:58:05,459 --> 00:58:06,918
‪你知道這聽起來很瘋狂

1202
00:58:07,001 --> 00:58:09,459
‪我知道…而她…

1203
00:58:09,543 --> 00:58:11,876
‪她很支持我，她說

1204
00:58:11,959 --> 00:58:14,668
‪“人生苦短，你得追逐夢想”

1205
00:58:14,751 --> 00:58:17,834
‪你追逐夢想要如何扶持我女兒？

1206
00:58:18,584 --> 00:58:20,959
‪你有夢幻比特幣

1207
00:58:21,043 --> 00:58:24,084
‪或夢幻401(k)退休帳戶嗎？

1208
00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:27,334
‪我沒有夢幻401(k)退休帳戶

1209
00:58:27,418 --> 00:58:29,876
‪但我會拿出僅有的一切

1210
00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:34,126
‪你打算拿出僅有的一切？

1211
00:58:34,209 --> 00:58:36,001
‪聽起來像是白人小子說的屁話

1212
00:58:36,084 --> 00:58:37,918
‪“我會拿出僅有的一切”

1213
00:58:38,001 --> 00:58:40,751
‪對，我明白，我能應付那種笑話

1214
00:58:40,834 --> 00:58:41,959
‪我不是在開玩笑

1215
00:58:42,043 --> 00:58:45,584
‪不，我知道你不是在開玩笑
‪我是說你做得很…

1216
00:58:45,668 --> 00:58:49,209
‪我沒有想做什麼
‪我只是重覆你說過的話

1217
00:58:49,293 --> 00:58:51,126
‪對，所以你不是在學我

1218
00:58:51,209 --> 00:58:53,543
‪再說一次，我沒說你在學我

1219
00:58:53,626 --> 00:58:55,709
‪老兄，我不是學人精

1220
00:58:55,793 --> 00:58:57,668
‪我不覺得…我甚至沒有…

1221
00:58:57,751 --> 00:58:59,501
‪我不這麼認為…

1222
00:58:59,584 --> 00:59:02,751
‪那天我很開心見到妳的雙親

1223
00:59:02,834 --> 00:59:06,126
‪但妳父親的庫菲著火一事
‪讓我很過意不去

1224
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:07,334
‪妳知道嗎？

1225
00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:10,001
‪其實我有留下一小塊

1226
00:59:10,084 --> 00:59:13,001
‪我在想或許可以把它裱框

1227
00:59:13,084 --> 00:59:14,918
‪不用，沒關係

1228
00:59:15,001 --> 00:59:16,959
‪妳確定嗎？我可以拿去手工藝店

1229
00:59:17,043 --> 00:59:18,834
‪那裡裱框做得很棒

1230
00:59:18,918 --> 00:59:21,501
‪妳不會想到手工藝店會這麼厲害

1231
00:59:22,334 --> 00:59:25,168
‪他家裡有很多庫菲，沒關係

1232
00:59:25,251 --> 00:59:26,126
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

1233
00:59:26,209 --> 00:59:28,168
‪好吧，他有個庫菲衣櫃

1234
00:59:29,959 --> 00:59:31,334
‪不，不是衣櫃，不是的

1235
00:59:31,418 --> 00:59:33,126
‪不是…我只是想開個…

1236
00:59:33,209 --> 00:59:35,043
‪是更尊敬的擺放方式

1237
00:59:35,126 --> 00:59:39,668
‪對，當然，肯定有漂亮架子

1238
00:59:42,043 --> 00:59:43,126
‪愛這首歌

1239
00:59:43,209 --> 00:59:45,251
‪抱歉，我愛這首歌

1240
00:59:45,751 --> 00:59:47,293
‪對，這首很流行

1241
00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:50,209
‪內容很煽動，讓人們都動了起來

1242
00:59:50,293 --> 00:59:52,168
‪你為何這麼喜歡這首歌？

1243
00:59:53,043 --> 00:59:54,876
‪這首歌很棒，很煽動

1244
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:57,001
‪是啊，你喜歡歌詞嗎？

1245
00:59:57,626 --> 01:00:01,126
‪我覺得這像是即興節奏，你懂嗎？

1246
01:00:01,209 --> 01:00:02,126
‪你知道嗎？

1247
01:00:02,209 --> 01:00:05,418
‪這首歌的歌名是什麼？
‪我忘了這首歌的名字

1248
01:00:08,293 --> 01:00:09,709
‪太煽動了

1249
01:00:11,626 --> 01:00:12,876
‪我不知道，我想是…

1250
01:00:12,959 --> 01:00:15,709
‪-《在巴黎》嗎？
‪-是跟巴黎有關

1251
01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:18,834
‪-叫什麼名字？
‪-是《午夜巴黎》嗎？

1252
01:00:18,918 --> 01:00:20,459
‪不是，不是這個

1253
01:00:20,543 --> 01:00:22,876
‪不是“午夜”…

1254
01:00:22,959 --> 01:00:25,084
‪是有人在巴黎

1255
01:00:25,168 --> 01:00:27,293
‪《巴黎一夥人》？

1256
01:00:27,376 --> 01:00:28,251
‪對，很接近了

1257
01:00:28,334 --> 01:00:29,501
‪妳會冷嗎？

1258
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:31,043
‪-不會
‪-座椅可以加熱

1259
01:00:31,668 --> 01:00:33,376
‪-妳想…
‪-我沒事，謝謝

1260
01:00:33,459 --> 01:00:34,418
‪好

1261
01:00:35,751 --> 01:00:37,501
‪我喜歡這首歌，這首歌好紅

1262
01:00:37,584 --> 01:00:38,751
‪妳喜歡嗎？

1263
01:00:39,626 --> 01:00:40,876
‪喜歡，我知道這首歌

1264
01:00:40,959 --> 01:00:43,584
‪我毫不猶豫站起來

1265
01:00:43,668 --> 01:00:44,834
‪天啊，太感動了

1266
01:00:45,543 --> 01:00:49,501
‪一天上千次

1267
01:00:53,626 --> 01:00:54,709
‪妳不喜歡那一段嗎？

1268
01:00:58,251 --> 01:01:01,918
‪真有趣，我不知道歌名

1269
01:01:02,001 --> 01:01:04,876
‪但我想，讓我有感覺的不是歌名

1270
01:01:04,959 --> 01:01:08,876
‪讓我有感覺的比較像是…

1271
01:01:09,626 --> 01:01:10,668
‪友誼

1272
01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:12,876
‪還有巴黎的背景

1273
01:01:17,334 --> 01:01:20,793
‪山脈，漂亮猶太人的腳

1274
01:01:26,001 --> 01:01:27,584
‪山脈

1275
01:01:27,668 --> 01:01:30,751
‪重點是所有人

1276
01:01:30,834 --> 01:01:33,501
‪你的朋友可能比我多

1277
01:01:33,584 --> 01:01:35,459
‪但我們應該去巴黎

1278
01:01:35,543 --> 01:01:37,709
‪-我們四個？
‪-我們四個人去巴黎

1279
01:01:37,793 --> 01:01:39,959
‪是啊，那我們就跟這張專輯一樣

1280
01:01:40,043 --> 01:01:42,959
‪如果我們去巴黎
‪幾乎跟這張專輯一樣

1281
01:01:43,043 --> 01:01:47,626
‪如果我們跟你們去巴黎
‪會跟這張專輯七成五相似

1282
01:01:47,709 --> 01:01:50,834
‪我不知道怎麼算，不過…

1283
01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,334
‪這段音我唱不上去

1284
01:02:18,918 --> 01:02:22,043
‪老兄，我不是說過不能帶槍進來嗎？

1285
01:02:22,126 --> 01:02:24,584
‪把那東西收起來
‪這是我第三次告訴你了

1286
01:02:24,668 --> 01:02:26,501
‪該死的，老兄

1287
01:02:32,376 --> 01:02:33,709
‪阿克，你好嗎？

1288
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:35,459
‪-你好嗎？
‪-我很好

1289
01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:38,501
‪-能幫我理髮嗎？
‪-可以，你和你的…

1290
01:02:39,543 --> 01:02:41,793
‪色素障礙朋友到那裡稍坐一下

1291
01:02:41,876 --> 01:02:43,959
‪我手受傷了，我先用大猩猩膠黏一下

1292
01:02:44,793 --> 01:02:46,709
‪希望不會等太久

1293
01:02:46,793 --> 01:02:49,251
‪你在這裡排隊沒有問題吧？

1294
01:02:50,001 --> 01:02:52,876
‪對，沒問題，這個地方太棒了

1295
01:02:52,959 --> 01:02:53,959
‪沒錯

1296
01:02:54,751 --> 01:02:58,751
‪不過，似乎有我沒聽說的服裝規定

1297
01:02:58,834 --> 01:03:00,209
‪很好，那就沒事了

1298
01:03:00,293 --> 01:03:02,876
‪艾卡，你怎麼跟這白兄弟一起混？

1299
01:03:04,168 --> 01:03:07,709
‪我不知道，老兄
‪老實說，我跟他不太熟

1300
01:03:09,709 --> 01:03:10,668
‪我是白兄弟嗎？

1301
01:03:11,418 --> 01:03:12,334
‪至少我不是

1302
01:03:12,418 --> 01:03:13,626
‪你，白兄弟

1303
01:03:14,418 --> 01:03:15,668
‪我當然是白兄弟

1304
01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:18,043
‪你好嗎？老兄

1305
01:03:18,126 --> 01:03:20,668
‪能幫我一個忙
‪脫掉你那沒用的連帽衫嗎？

1306
01:03:22,084 --> 01:03:24,626
‪你的連帽衫，顏色不對快脫掉

1307
01:03:25,209 --> 01:03:26,251
‪可惡

1308
01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:30,001
‪知道嗎？這裡真的超悶熱

1309
01:03:30,084 --> 01:03:32,584
‪真好笑，你剛才在車裡還冷得要死

1310
01:03:32,668 --> 01:03:35,626
‪我知道，因為冷氣往我的喉嚨吹

1311
01:03:35,709 --> 01:03:37,626
‪我害怕得鏈球菌

1312
01:03:37,709 --> 01:03:39,418
‪現在我不怕了

1313
01:03:39,501 --> 01:03:42,084
‪因為我們在這個擠了一堆人的小地方

1314
01:03:42,168 --> 01:03:44,918
‪所以沒關係，我要把連帽衫脫掉

1315
01:03:45,418 --> 01:03:48,251
‪好，等一下，你確定要這麼做？

1316
01:03:49,543 --> 01:03:50,543
‪我是什麼人？

1317
01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:53,793
‪但你脫掉後會發生什麼事？
‪接下來呢？

1318
01:03:53,876 --> 01:03:56,751
‪你在沖澡時會被他的兄弟團團圍住

1319
01:03:56,834 --> 01:04:00,668
‪每天為自己的男子氣概而戰
‪直到你精疲力盡

1320
01:04:00,751 --> 01:04:03,168
‪然後你就成了認證的布娃娃

1321
01:04:03,251 --> 01:04:04,793
‪認證的布娃娃？

1322
01:04:04,876 --> 01:04:08,376
‪叫你幫他們洗衣服，搶走你的食物

1323
01:04:08,459 --> 01:04:11,709
‪你每晚哭著入睡前見到的臉

1324
01:04:11,793 --> 01:04:12,793
‪就是他的臉

1325
01:04:12,876 --> 01:04:14,751
‪你每天早上

1326
01:04:14,834 --> 01:04:17,459
‪惡夢醒來見到的第一張臉
‪就是他的臉

1327
01:04:17,543 --> 01:04:20,501
‪聽著，難道你想捲入這種

1328
01:04:20,584 --> 01:04:21,876
‪永無止境的惡性循環

1329
01:04:21,959 --> 01:04:24,126
‪只是因為你想脫掉連帽衫嗎？

1330
01:04:26,751 --> 01:04:28,084
‪這裡有供應食物？

1331
01:04:28,793 --> 01:04:32,376
‪我一直想跟我的媳婦像今天這樣約會

1332
01:04:32,459 --> 01:04:34,043
‪-好，我很興奮
‪-對

1333
01:04:34,543 --> 01:04:35,418
‪嗨

1334
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:40,626
‪態度真差

1335
01:04:41,251 --> 01:04:43,876
‪總之，這裡有蜂臘布

1336
01:04:43,959 --> 01:04:46,168
‪是用蜂巢製成的

1337
01:04:46,251 --> 01:04:47,334
‪-真的嗎？
‪-對

1338
01:04:47,418 --> 01:04:49,209
‪他們這裡有蜂巢，而且…

1339
01:04:49,293 --> 01:04:50,209
‪-妳好
‪-嗨

1340
01:04:50,293 --> 01:04:51,543
‪妳真可愛

1341
01:04:52,959 --> 01:04:54,293
‪對，沒問題

1342
01:04:54,376 --> 01:04:56,501
‪妳可以接受男性治療師嗎？

1343
01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:01,126
‪我真的很抱歉

1344
01:05:01,209 --> 01:05:02,793
‪抱歉什麼？

1345
01:05:02,876 --> 01:05:05,876
‪難道妳不知道發生了什麼事嗎？

1346
01:05:05,959 --> 01:05:07,376
‪不知道，怎麼回事？

1347
01:05:08,084 --> 01:05:11,459
‪好，先跟妳說一聲，我經常來這裡

1348
01:05:11,543 --> 01:05:12,668
‪好

1349
01:05:12,751 --> 01:05:15,001
‪然後我跟妳一起進來

1350
01:05:15,959 --> 01:05:18,501
‪他們就讓某個白人女性先進去了

1351
01:05:20,043 --> 01:05:20,918
‪我不…

1352
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,418
‪也許她預約的時間比我們早

1353
01:05:24,501 --> 01:05:26,668
‪我不敢相信妳得承受這些事

1354
01:05:26,751 --> 01:05:29,126
‪-什麼？妳是什麼…
‪-等一下

1355
01:05:29,209 --> 01:05:30,918
‪-我不認為妳應該…
‪-讓我來

1356
01:05:31,001 --> 01:05:31,959
‪好吧，妳要過去了

1357
01:05:33,459 --> 01:05:34,293
‪嗨

1358
01:05:35,293 --> 01:05:37,751
‪嗨，好，所以…

1359
01:05:39,626 --> 01:05:42,293
‪我身為一位

1360
01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:46,334
‪美國非裔女性的準婆婆

1361
01:05:47,501 --> 01:05:50,834
‪我很震驚，也覺得噁心

1362
01:05:50,918 --> 01:05:54,418
‪親眼目睹我剛剛看到的種族歧視

1363
01:05:55,209 --> 01:05:56,709
‪等等，妳在說什麼？

1364
01:05:56,793 --> 01:05:59,418
‪妳很清楚我在說什麼

1365
01:06:01,459 --> 01:06:02,376
‪嗨

1366
01:06:05,043 --> 01:06:08,626
‪雪莉女士，我們去透個氣如何？

1367
01:06:10,251 --> 01:06:11,918
‪好，我們去透透氣

1368
01:06:13,459 --> 01:06:16,709
‪我們預約名字是科恩，C開頭

1369
01:06:16,793 --> 01:06:18,043
‪-好
‪-對

1370
01:06:18,126 --> 01:06:19,793
‪我們去透透氣

1371
01:06:41,751 --> 01:06:43,209
‪這場鬥牛看起來不錯

1372
01:06:43,293 --> 01:06:44,126
‪沒錯，老兄

1373
01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:46,168
‪-你好嗎？阿克
‪-怎樣？

1374
01:06:46,251 --> 01:06:48,376
‪這裡像休斯公園嗎？

1375
01:06:48,459 --> 01:06:49,501
‪什麼？

1376
01:06:49,584 --> 01:06:52,584
‪蘭斯頓休斯公園
‪之前你說都去那裡打球

1377
01:06:52,668 --> 01:06:54,876
‪雖然我在網路上一直搜尋

1378
01:06:54,959 --> 01:06:57,501
‪幾乎我問的每個人都沒聽過那裡

1379
01:06:58,168 --> 01:07:00,293
‪不，當然，谷歌一直…

1380
01:07:01,334 --> 01:07:04,793
‪一直很奇怪
‪這對我來說是個問題，所以…

1381
01:07:04,876 --> 01:07:07,501
‪我很想把這件事情
‪告訴天才吧員工，可是…

1382
01:07:07,584 --> 01:07:09,751
‪還有，蘭斯頓休斯像是快閃活動

1383
01:07:09,834 --> 01:07:12,209
‪但這裡絕對像蘭斯頓休斯公園

1384
01:07:12,293 --> 01:07:14,459
‪算是有像它一樣的魅力

1385
01:07:14,543 --> 01:07:17,334
‪好，老兄，你何不去打個幾場？

1386
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:20,501
‪-現在嗎？
‪-對，去打吧

1387
01:07:21,376 --> 01:07:23,668
‪我覺得有很多人在等

1388
01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:25,043
‪我的兄弟可以加入嗎？

1389
01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:26,626
‪當然，進來吧，我們來打一場

1390
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:27,751
‪下一個輪到你

1391
01:07:27,834 --> 01:07:29,834
‪-快去！
‪-好，知道了

1392
01:07:29,918 --> 01:07:33,584
‪好，上場
‪拿出你蘭斯頓休斯的那一面

1393
01:07:33,668 --> 01:07:34,668
‪我會的

1394
01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:37,459
‪你知道：“我的人生不是水晶樓梯”

1395
01:07:39,209 --> 01:07:40,334
‪這句好

1396
01:07:40,418 --> 01:07:42,001
‪我是引用蘭斯頓休斯的話

1397
01:07:42,834 --> 01:07:43,918
‪我知道，老兄

1398
01:07:44,001 --> 01:07:46,418
‪我常說那句話，那是我的電郵簽名檔

1399
01:07:54,334 --> 01:07:55,751
‪兄弟，你在搞什麼？

1400
01:07:55,834 --> 01:07:57,418
‪你在拍嗎？

1401
01:07:57,501 --> 01:07:59,126
‪-對，算是吧
‪-你用不著這麼做

1402
01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:01,168
‪-我知道，我為了自己錄的
‪-好

1403
01:08:02,209 --> 01:08:03,709
‪加油，蘭斯頓

1404
01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:10,251
‪加油，蘭斯頓

1405
01:08:20,584 --> 01:08:22,043
‪（直播1827人）

1406
01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:30,626
‪你沒拍到嗎？

1407
01:08:30,709 --> 01:08:32,126
‪沒有，下一次我會拍到

1408
01:08:34,584 --> 01:08:36,376
‪繞過去，沒錯

1409
01:08:37,626 --> 01:08:40,376
‪拜託，可惡，你們就讓他把球搶走？

1410
01:08:46,001 --> 01:08:47,251
‪（直播4190人）

1411
01:08:53,418 --> 01:08:55,668
‪穆罕默德先生，這太棒了
‪我們得再做一次

1412
01:08:55,751 --> 01:08:57,293
‪對，我很開心

1413
01:08:57,376 --> 01:08:59,543
‪幫我跟他們建個群組，他們太猛了

1414
01:09:05,918 --> 01:09:08,334
‪-妳在說什麼？
‪-老兄

1415
01:09:08,418 --> 01:09:12,084
‪黑人和白人
‪永遠無法好好相處，就這樣

1416
01:09:12,168 --> 01:09:14,876
‪-妳在胡說什麼？
‪-真相，老兄

1417
01:09:15,584 --> 01:09:18,293
‪妳是我的摯友，也是生意夥伴

1418
01:09:18,793 --> 01:09:21,043
‪沒錯，影響就是這麼大

1419
01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:24,334
‪感覺像是你背叛女人，對吧？

1420
01:09:25,126 --> 01:09:27,918
‪當你背叛女人時
‪你試著向前邁進，但卻辦不到

1421
01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:29,793
‪為什麼？因為她會一直提問

1422
01:09:29,876 --> 01:09:32,251
‪要知道所有細節，不會輕易放過你

1423
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:34,501
‪例如：“你有對她用假陽具嗎？

1424
01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:37,501
‪她有吸嗎？你們有肛肛好嗎？”

1425
01:09:37,584 --> 01:09:40,209
‪我沒想到話題會轉到這裡

1426
01:09:40,293 --> 01:09:42,959
‪就是該轉到這裡，因為這是事實

1427
01:09:43,043 --> 01:09:47,293
‪對這個國家的黑人來說
‪白人就是外遇男

1428
01:09:48,293 --> 01:09:50,626
‪而我們是無法放下的女人

1429
01:09:51,376 --> 01:09:52,668
‪不管我們有多想

1430
01:09:53,376 --> 01:09:57,251
‪我們都忘不了你們做過的事
‪忘不了你們目前的行為

1431
01:10:10,168 --> 01:10:14,168
‪不認識我的各位
‪我是艾米雅的表親，德米崔

1432
01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:15,668
‪我愛死她了

1433
01:10:16,293 --> 01:10:17,751
‪我是婚禮策劃師

1434
01:10:17,834 --> 01:10:20,918
‪好，首先，我叫阿蜜拉

1435
01:10:21,001 --> 01:10:24,126
‪你是在機場逸林酒店籌備日間派對

1436
01:10:24,209 --> 01:10:27,001
‪生意本來就應該擴展，對吧？

1437
01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:30,084
‪若你不自我提升，你在幹嘛？

1438
01:10:30,168 --> 01:10:31,543
‪-你懂嗎？
‪-對

1439
01:10:33,043 --> 01:10:38,459
‪我是貝卡，我也是派對策劃人

1440
01:10:38,543 --> 01:10:41,168
‪我是科恩家的舊識，我…

1441
01:10:41,251 --> 01:10:43,959
‪抱歉，不是我沒禮貌

1442
01:10:44,043 --> 01:10:46,876
‪但我們找他們做什麼？

1443
01:10:46,959 --> 01:10:48,001
‪阿蜜拉

1444
01:10:48,084 --> 01:10:49,959
‪聽著，我強調不完

1445
01:10:50,043 --> 01:10:52,209
‪但我說過，面臨這種壓力收費會更高

1446
01:10:52,293 --> 01:10:55,209
‪若是我要應付她
‪因為我非得拿出最佳表現不可

1447
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:57,251
‪別擔心，她會配合的

1448
01:10:57,334 --> 01:10:58,209
‪謝謝…

1449
01:10:58,293 --> 01:11:00,043
‪你們的時間真的不多

1450
01:11:00,126 --> 01:11:02,376
‪因此我認為我們得盡快開始策劃

1451
01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:06,001
‪我想也許可以從主題開始
‪先決定主題

1452
01:11:06,584 --> 01:11:09,668
‪我想也許可以用復古好萊塢風格

1453
01:11:09,751 --> 01:11:11,293
‪我愛復古好萊塢

1454
01:11:11,376 --> 01:11:12,793
‪對吧？我知道

1455
01:11:12,876 --> 01:11:14,959
‪你們喜歡黑人藝人

1456
01:11:15,043 --> 01:11:17,376
‪無法住在表演的酒店的時期？

1457
01:11:19,459 --> 01:11:21,084
‪這個觀點很好

1458
01:11:21,668 --> 01:11:23,876
‪你知道嗎？
‪我一直很討厭《亂世佳人》

1459
01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:25,918
‪早在世人該討厭之前就是

1460
01:11:26,001 --> 01:11:27,459
‪在人們接受之前

1461
01:11:27,543 --> 01:11:30,543
‪我感覺到的氣氛是…

1462
01:11:30,626 --> 01:11:33,584
‪我覺得比較適合以
‪《電子世界爭霸戰》為背景

1463
01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:35,084
‪80年代《電子世界爭霸戰》

1464
01:11:35,168 --> 01:11:36,418
‪-不知道
‪-對

1465
01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:39,293
‪要舉辦《電子世界爭霸戰》的婚禮
‪不過是社區風格的

1466
01:11:39,376 --> 01:11:41,334
‪花費少一點

1467
01:11:41,418 --> 01:11:45,626
‪但可以用LED服裝取代普通禮服

1468
01:11:45,709 --> 01:11:49,209
‪在社區舉辦
‪讓人們做那部電影裡的事情

1469
01:11:49,293 --> 01:11:50,334
‪我不覺得…

1470
01:11:50,418 --> 01:11:52,251
‪-我喜歡
‪-我不喜歡

1471
01:11:52,334 --> 01:11:53,959
‪對，老兄，就這麼定了…

1472
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:55,459
‪我想弄清楚一點

1473
01:11:55,543 --> 01:11:58,793
‪你是說
‪每個人都要穿相同服裝參加婚禮？

1474
01:11:58,876 --> 01:12:01,626
‪可以挑顏色，但是要融入那個環境

1475
01:12:01,709 --> 01:12:02,834
‪先搶先贏

1476
01:12:02,918 --> 01:12:04,418
‪我要紅色的…

1477
01:12:04,501 --> 01:12:06,876
‪你要紅色的嗎？
‪我們知道了，紅色有人選了

1478
01:12:06,959 --> 01:12:08,459
‪我們要去哪裡買服裝？

1479
01:12:08,543 --> 01:12:10,251
‪服裝我會準備…

1480
01:12:10,334 --> 01:12:13,751
‪我有40套服裝，都會亮燈

1481
01:12:13,834 --> 01:12:15,751
‪全部一起穿出場，感覺一定很棒

1482
01:12:16,584 --> 01:12:18,918
‪-你有40套服裝？
‪-40套

1483
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,751
‪超過40個人的話

1484
01:12:21,834 --> 01:12:23,126
‪服裝就由你們負責

1485
01:12:23,209 --> 01:12:25,834
‪我不會帶，因為他們也沒得穿

1486
01:12:26,668 --> 01:12:28,876
‪他們沒穿服裝看起來就會很怪

1487
01:12:28,959 --> 01:12:31,376
‪-聽起來很獨特
‪-你懂的

1488
01:12:31,459 --> 01:12:34,126
‪-沒有人舉辦過這種婚禮
‪-前無古人

1489
01:12:34,709 --> 01:12:36,793
‪我們的父母快把我們煩死了

1490
01:12:36,876 --> 01:12:37,793
‪我知道

1491
01:12:37,876 --> 01:12:41,459
‪好消息是，我們快完成了

1492
01:12:41,543 --> 01:12:44,209
‪他們很忙，基本上不會來煩我們了

1493
01:12:44,876 --> 01:12:46,751
‪對，我好幾天沒有我媽的消息

1494
01:12:46,834 --> 01:12:48,001
‪太棒了

1495
01:12:48,084 --> 01:12:50,209
‪對，我也沒我爸的消息

1496
01:12:50,293 --> 01:12:54,876
‪很罕見，連“形隨機能”訊息都沒傳

1497
01:12:55,668 --> 01:12:57,751
‪妳覺得他出事了嗎？

1498
01:12:57,834 --> 01:13:00,209
‪天啊，沒有，你為什麼這麼說？

1499
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,918
‪那就太糟糕了

1500
01:13:03,376 --> 01:13:04,376
‪那是最糟的情況

1501
01:13:05,751 --> 01:13:07,043
‪我只是想確認他平安無事

1502
01:13:07,543 --> 01:13:08,376
‪總之，寶貝

1503
01:13:08,876 --> 01:13:10,209
‪我得出門了，我不想遲到

1504
01:13:10,876 --> 01:13:11,751
‪妳看起來很美

1505
01:13:12,584 --> 01:13:13,501
‪謝謝

1506
01:13:13,584 --> 01:13:16,459
‪妳肯定成功，記得，妳有能力

1507
01:13:16,543 --> 01:13:18,334
‪你沒看過那部電影吧？

1508
01:13:18,418 --> 01:13:20,876
‪如果妳再說一次我沒看過那部電影

1509
01:13:20,959 --> 01:13:22,251
‪我就不鳥妳了

1510
01:13:24,418 --> 01:13:28,168
‪所以針對維多利亞式洋裝
‪我選擇藍色和綠色

1511
01:13:28,251 --> 01:13:30,334
‪算是目前很鮮明的顏色

1512
01:13:30,418 --> 01:13:33,376
‪我想讓你們知道
‪我跟市區商店的關係很好

1513
01:13:33,459 --> 01:13:36,668
‪我能用很便宜的價格買到高級布料

1514
01:13:36,751 --> 01:13:38,293
‪-太好了
‪-對

1515
01:13:38,376 --> 01:13:40,543
‪我很樂意把一些素描留給你們參考

1516
01:13:40,626 --> 01:13:41,668
‪麻煩妳，這樣太棒了

1517
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:44,084
‪能再說一次妳哈佛畢業是哪一年嗎？

1518
01:13:44,168 --> 01:13:46,043
‪也許我們認識同一群人

1519
01:13:48,168 --> 01:13:51,209
‪我沒有讀哈佛，我是讀霍華大學

1520
01:13:51,834 --> 01:13:54,043
‪霍華，聽起來很像

1521
01:13:54,126 --> 01:13:55,668
‪就像黑人的哈佛

1522
01:13:57,584 --> 01:13:58,834
‪有意思

1523
01:14:01,584 --> 01:14:02,668
‪走吧

1524
01:14:02,751 --> 01:14:05,501
‪我跟你說，你就是需要單身派對

1525
01:14:05,584 --> 01:14:07,918
‪讓你在婚禮前調整好思緒，兄弟

1526
01:14:08,001 --> 01:14:10,668
‪我壓力好大，我等不及了

1527
01:14:10,751 --> 01:14:14,376
‪跟狐群狗黨去賭城
‪我們肯定會玩得超開心

1528
01:14:14,459 --> 01:14:16,793
‪老兄，我要吸點莫莉
‪然後舔脫衣舞孃的腳趾

1529
01:14:16,876 --> 01:14:18,043
‪要嗨一下

1530
01:14:18,959 --> 01:14:21,334
‪嗨，你們好嗎？

1531
01:14:21,418 --> 01:14:23,126
‪你好嗎？老兄

1532
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:24,834
‪你好嗎？

1533
01:14:24,918 --> 01:14:27,668
‪老兄，希望我在這裡不是問題

1534
01:14:27,751 --> 01:14:30,834
‪我想跟來慶祝一下，我也帶了歐瑪

1535
01:14:30,918 --> 01:14:32,084
‪你好嗎？老兄

1536
01:14:32,626 --> 01:14:33,876
‪嗨，歐瑪

1537
01:14:35,543 --> 01:14:36,918
‪當我得知阿蜜拉

1538
01:14:37,001 --> 01:14:40,001
‪要帶你母親、妹妹跟好友去棕櫚泉時

1539
01:14:40,084 --> 01:14:43,626
‪我想說…跟你們一起出遊也不錯

1540
01:14:44,334 --> 01:14:47,209
‪-真是個常見的好主意
‪-是啊

1541
01:14:47,293 --> 01:14:48,543
‪等我們到賭城的時候

1542
01:14:48,626 --> 01:14:51,126
‪我不希望你把我當成未來的丈人看待

1543
01:14:51,209 --> 01:14:52,251
‪我不是那種人

1544
01:14:52,334 --> 01:14:55,293
‪我只是另一個兄弟
‪與你一起享受快樂時光

1545
01:14:55,793 --> 01:14:57,543
‪你說你兄弟叫什麼名字？

1546
01:14:58,334 --> 01:15:00,584
‪我叫阿莫，我有咪咪

1547
01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:03,793
‪對不起，老兄，姐妹…阿莫

1548
01:15:03,876 --> 01:15:06,001
‪-對
‪-好

1549
01:15:06,084 --> 01:15:08,293
‪-你好像坐了我的位子
‪-對，我很抱歉

1550
01:15:09,543 --> 01:15:10,751
‪我們會玩得很開心

1551
01:15:11,293 --> 01:15:12,668
‪沒錯

1552
01:15:12,751 --> 01:15:14,876
‪-這到底是怎樣？
‪-我不知道

1553
01:15:14,959 --> 01:15:17,918
‪但他的隨性性格很嚇人，好嗎？

1554
01:15:18,001 --> 01:15:21,376
‪他是那種殺了你之後
‪還能睡滿九個半小時的傢伙

1555
01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:23,043
‪這種事我幹過

1556
01:15:25,918 --> 01:15:27,001
‪我做過

1557
01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:33,126
‪你知道阿莫有咪咪嗎？

1558
01:15:33,209 --> 01:15:34,626
‪知道，就長在她的胸前

1559
01:15:36,751 --> 01:15:38,251
‪你有什麼打算？

1560
01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:42,126
‪我們抓到這小子做奇怪的蠢事
‪然後你去跟女兒告狀？

1561
01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:44,084
‪不是，我們要跟著去

1562
01:15:44,168 --> 01:15:46,168
‪確保他無法找樂子

1563
01:15:48,751 --> 01:15:51,293
‪你真是低劣

1564
01:15:52,459 --> 01:15:54,543
‪但我不得不承認，這是個好計畫

1565
01:15:55,626 --> 01:15:57,709
‪賭城有能揭露人們真面目的本事

1566
01:15:57,793 --> 01:15:58,626
‪沒錯

1567
01:15:58,709 --> 01:16:00,543
‪從兄弟團能看出一個男人的性格

1568
01:16:00,626 --> 01:16:01,459
‪沒錯

1569
01:16:04,959 --> 01:16:05,918
‪一口乾

1570
01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:08,501
‪吞下藥丸

1571
01:16:08,584 --> 01:16:09,626
‪這個留給我的兄弟

1572
01:16:09,709 --> 01:16:13,418
‪從E到Z再到字母E，懂我意思嗎？

1573
01:16:13,501 --> 01:16:15,709
‪他要賣出單身卡了，兄弟們

1574
01:16:15,793 --> 01:16:17,626
‪-對，這瓶是敬我的
‪-沒錯

1575
01:16:26,834 --> 01:16:28,751
‪-嗨
‪-妳整個容光煥發

1576
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:33,543
‪女士們，誰在大廳吵吵鬧鬧？

1577
01:16:35,626 --> 01:16:37,084
‪嗨，美人

1578
01:16:37,584 --> 01:16:39,668
‪妳好，海咪咪

1579
01:16:41,709 --> 01:16:43,751
‪大家好

1580
01:16:47,709 --> 01:16:48,584
‪這白女人是誰？

1581
01:16:49,543 --> 01:16:54,418
‪各位，這是雪莉女士，艾斯拉的母親

1582
01:16:56,543 --> 01:17:00,168
‪天啊，妳們真是太美了

1583
01:17:00,251 --> 01:17:02,209
‪我無法移開目光

1584
01:17:02,293 --> 01:17:04,543
‪老實說，妳的耳環

1585
01:17:04,626 --> 01:17:08,251
‪還有橘色的上衣

1586
01:17:08,334 --> 01:17:11,668
‪太好看，讓我太震驚了

1587
01:17:11,751 --> 01:17:12,793
‪很棒

1588
01:17:12,876 --> 01:17:15,626
‪讓我立刻過度關注各位

1589
01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:17,418
‪對

1590
01:17:20,793 --> 01:17:24,251
‪那個紋身很美

1591
01:17:24,834 --> 01:17:27,001
‪-謝謝
‪-不客氣，上面寫什麼？

1592
01:17:27,793 --> 01:17:29,709
‪“願大雷安息”

1593
01:17:30,501 --> 01:17:31,918
‪請節哀

1594
01:17:32,793 --> 01:17:34,293
‪他如同我的心臟

1595
01:17:37,334 --> 01:17:39,668
‪不知道妳為何沒紋在另一側？

1596
01:17:39,751 --> 01:17:41,001
‪媽，拜託妳

1597
01:17:42,334 --> 01:17:45,209
‪我很遺憾妳失去摯愛
‪也為我媽的行為道歉

1598
01:17:45,834 --> 01:17:46,751
‪什麼？

1599
01:18:55,043 --> 01:18:57,001
‪讓我弄清楚

1600
01:18:57,084 --> 01:19:00,293
‪你認識的每個人都吸古柯鹼
‪但你卻沒有？

1601
01:19:02,126 --> 01:19:04,209
‪對，說來離譜又令人不爽

1602
01:19:04,293 --> 01:19:07,126
‪老實說，這讓我們漸行漸遠

1603
01:19:08,543 --> 01:19:10,959
‪我想念以前的他們，你知道嗎？

1604
01:19:11,834 --> 01:19:13,209
‪喂！艾斯拉！

1605
01:19:13,293 --> 01:19:16,168
‪艾斯拉，老兄，我們吸完了

1606
01:19:16,251 --> 01:19:18,168
‪我們需要你藥頭的電話

1607
01:19:18,251 --> 01:19:19,584
‪我們得打給古柯鹼男

1608
01:19:19,668 --> 01:19:22,793
‪你認識的古柯鹼男
‪可以打給他嗎？謝謝

1609
01:19:22,876 --> 01:19:25,626
‪什麼人？我不認識那種人！

1610
01:19:25,709 --> 01:19:27,668
‪你胡說什麼？你肯定認識

1611
01:19:27,751 --> 01:19:30,251
‪-你明明有門路
‪-上次來賭城的古柯鹼男

1612
01:19:30,334 --> 01:19:31,959
‪打給他就對了，別再堅持了

1613
01:19:32,043 --> 01:19:34,751
‪我覺得你吸了太多古柯鹼
‪不知道自己在說什麼

1614
01:19:34,834 --> 01:19:38,834
‪我不認識古柯鹼男

1615
01:19:38,918 --> 01:19:41,751
‪你認識一個人，我們跟他買過古柯鹼

1616
01:19:41,834 --> 01:19:43,834
‪他是古柯鹼藥頭

1617
01:19:43,918 --> 01:19:45,418
‪我們跟他買了古柯鹼

1618
01:19:45,501 --> 01:19:49,001
‪那次你吸太嗨
‪最後直接趴在粉上昏過去

1619
01:19:49,084 --> 01:19:50,793
‪弄得滿臉都是古柯鹼

1620
01:19:51,293 --> 01:19:53,293
‪等等，我好像記得你

1621
01:19:53,376 --> 01:19:55,126
‪你上次拉屎在褲子上

1622
01:19:55,209 --> 01:19:56,793
‪對！沒錯！

1623
01:19:56,876 --> 01:20:00,126
‪你吸古柯鹼吸到拉在褲子上！

1624
01:20:00,209 --> 01:20:01,084
‪是你沒錯！

1625
01:20:01,168 --> 01:20:03,751
‪找一找，你們猜我找到誰了？

1626
01:20:03,834 --> 01:20:06,459
‪-古柯鹼男！
‪-沒錯

1627
01:20:07,168 --> 01:20:11,084
‪艾斯拉…我說的人就是他！

1628
01:20:11,168 --> 01:20:12,293
‪那個古柯鹼男

1629
01:20:12,376 --> 01:20:14,001
‪看看他的指節

1630
01:20:14,084 --> 01:20:17,084
‪指節上面寫著“古柯鹼男”

1631
01:20:17,168 --> 01:20:20,293
‪艾斯拉！謝謝你送我的生日水果籃

1632
01:20:20,376 --> 01:20:23,334
‪你人真好，這給你，老爹

1633
01:20:25,543 --> 01:20:28,834
‪哇賽，艾斯拉，你有好多古柯鹼

1634
01:20:30,709 --> 01:20:31,668
‪是啊

1635
01:20:32,626 --> 01:20:35,376
‪你上次來這裡的時候拉在褲子上嗎？

1636
01:20:36,959 --> 01:20:38,876
‪你拉褲子嗎？

1637
01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:41,584
‪對，但不是因為古柯鹼，是因為…

1638
01:20:42,501 --> 01:20:44,376
‪因為我吃了墨西哥快餐

1639
01:20:47,293 --> 01:20:48,584
‪我準備好了…

1640
01:20:50,459 --> 01:20:53,418
‪七個字母，複數

1641
01:20:53,501 --> 01:20:56,793
‪一群很會扭的人

1642
01:20:56,876 --> 01:20:59,501
‪好，妳說複數，所以有S

1643
01:20:59,584 --> 01:21:00,584
‪-S
‪-很好

1644
01:21:00,668 --> 01:21:02,876
‪-Strippers，脫衣舞孃
‪-字母超過了

1645
01:21:04,084 --> 01:21:06,459
‪等等，不…我知道

1646
01:21:07,043 --> 01:21:08,709
‪是“N”開頭的字嗎？

1647
01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:13,918
‪不是

1648
01:21:14,793 --> 01:21:17,168
‪不是…我是指Navajos，納瓦霍人

1649
01:21:18,084 --> 01:21:20,501
‪別誤會，我是要說納瓦霍人

1650
01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:24,459
‪因為他們搬到納瓦霍時…

1651
01:21:24,543 --> 01:21:26,043
‪媽，拜託妳

1652
01:21:26,126 --> 01:21:27,043
‪什麼？

1653
01:21:28,918 --> 01:21:30,543
‪是舞者！

1654
01:21:32,251 --> 01:21:33,293
‪天啊

1655
01:21:33,376 --> 01:21:34,334
‪搞什麼？

1656
01:21:34,418 --> 01:21:36,001
‪-妳有什麼毛病？
‪-天啊！

1657
01:21:38,126 --> 01:21:39,251
‪天啊

1658
01:21:40,126 --> 01:21:42,001
‪妳到底是怎樣？

1659
01:21:42,084 --> 01:21:43,751
‪沒關係，妳的辮子很好看

1660
01:21:43,834 --> 01:21:45,418
‪是假髮勾到我的…

1661
01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:47,376
‪沒關係，誰幫她拿個…

1662
01:21:48,543 --> 01:21:50,918
‪-妳知道這是假髮嗎？
‪-我不知道

1663
01:21:51,001 --> 01:21:54,459
‪這個手藝十分高超，妳不覺得嗎？

1664
01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:57,584
‪把那女孩的假髮給我，把假髮給我

1665
01:21:57,668 --> 01:21:59,501
‪-這下全纏在上面了
‪-妳沒事

1666
01:21:59,584 --> 01:22:01,001
‪-走吧
‪-好

1667
01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:04,334
‪怎麼…

1668
01:22:05,501 --> 01:22:08,543
‪-妳的單身派對跟我一樣慘？
‪-我想你可以這麼說

1669
01:22:08,626 --> 01:22:10,126
‪我的也很慘

1670
01:22:11,668 --> 01:22:13,168
‪妳爸有說什麼嗎？

1671
01:22:13,751 --> 01:22:15,626
‪沒有，怎麼了？他該說嗎？

1672
01:22:16,376 --> 01:22:19,793
‪不，只是一切都順利

1673
01:22:19,876 --> 01:22:22,418
‪而且很正常，所以

1674
01:22:23,418 --> 01:22:26,001
‪-好
‪-妳的派對為何不順？因為我媽？

1675
01:22:26,876 --> 01:22:28,251
‪我不想談

1676
01:22:28,793 --> 01:22:29,959
‪她這次做了什麼？

1677
01:22:30,043 --> 01:22:32,793
‪艾斯拉，我真的不想談這件事

1678
01:22:32,876 --> 01:22:34,334
‪告訴我她做了什麼

1679
01:22:36,001 --> 01:22:39,251
‪好吧，她又是老樣子，充耳不聞

1680
01:22:39,751 --> 01:22:41,126
‪但你們就是這樣，所以

1681
01:22:42,793 --> 01:22:44,459
‪這話是什麼意思？

1682
01:22:46,626 --> 01:22:48,543
‪對不起，我只是有很多心事

1683
01:22:49,168 --> 01:22:50,168
‪對不起

1684
01:22:52,251 --> 01:22:53,168
‪好

1685
01:22:58,043 --> 01:22:58,918
‪妳在做什麼？

1686
01:22:59,626 --> 01:23:01,584
‪-把這東西丟掉
‪-為什麼？

1687
01:23:01,668 --> 01:23:04,209
‪因為我沒得到這份工作，艾斯拉

1688
01:23:05,084 --> 01:23:05,918
‪什麼？

1689
01:23:06,001 --> 01:23:09,709
‪製作人打給我，說他選了別人

1690
01:23:09,793 --> 01:23:12,668
‪一位更有時代劇經驗的人，我不知道

1691
01:23:14,251 --> 01:23:15,293
‪寶貝，我很遺憾

1692
01:23:15,376 --> 01:23:17,001
‪如果這樣說能安慰到妳

1693
01:23:18,334 --> 01:23:19,543
‪我能養妳一陣子

1694
01:23:20,376 --> 01:23:22,959
‪不，艾斯拉
‪我不想當依靠男人的女人

1695
01:23:25,043 --> 01:23:27,001
‪我是試著想辦法幫妳

1696
01:23:27,876 --> 01:23:29,293
‪好嗎？還是…

1697
01:23:30,918 --> 01:23:34,168
‪讓我打給家族友人瑞克格林沃德

1698
01:23:34,251 --> 01:23:37,126
‪他有人脈，他會幫妳留意新工作

1699
01:23:37,209 --> 01:23:38,251
‪你人可真好

1700
01:23:39,376 --> 01:23:42,084
‪你沒聽見我說的話嗎？你沒在聽嗎？

1701
01:23:42,168 --> 01:23:44,043
‪我擁有的一切都是努力爭取而來

1702
01:23:44,126 --> 01:23:45,918
‪我真的非常努力

1703
01:23:46,001 --> 01:23:48,043
‪經歷了這麼多種族歧視的鳥事

1704
01:23:48,126 --> 01:23:52,084
‪而你只需要
‪打給家族友人，就能給我一份

1705
01:23:52,168 --> 01:23:54,334
‪也許我五年前就該拿到的工作？

1706
01:23:54,418 --> 01:23:56,084
‪你覺得這會讓我有什麼感覺？

1707
01:23:57,126 --> 01:24:00,126
‪我不是想讓妳難受，我只是想幫忙

1708
01:24:00,209 --> 01:24:03,376
‪妳可以接受愛妳之人的幫助

1709
01:24:04,418 --> 01:24:07,584
‪你說得容易，因為你的人生就是這樣

1710
01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:09,126
‪但我不是

1711
01:24:09,793 --> 01:24:12,168
‪無所謂了，我們得準備預演晚餐

1712
01:24:12,251 --> 01:24:14,251
‪我要去廁所，一個人

1713
01:24:14,334 --> 01:24:15,293
‪拜託

1714
01:24:17,293 --> 01:24:19,418
‪我才不想跟妳一起去廁所

1715
01:24:19,918 --> 01:24:21,001
‪何時開始的？

1716
01:24:21,876 --> 01:24:23,459
‪不過我的充電器在裡面

1717
01:24:24,584 --> 01:24:27,084
‪妳進去之前，先讓我拿充電器

1718
01:24:27,168 --> 01:24:28,126
‪天啊

1719
01:24:59,334 --> 01:25:02,126
‪伍迪！

1720
01:25:02,918 --> 01:25:04,918
‪我叫阿克巴穆罕默德

1721
01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:08,209
‪老兄，老媽幫你取名為伍迪
‪我要叫你伍迪

1722
01:25:08,293 --> 01:25:11,834
‪是啊，老媽可沒生下
‪穿仿凡賽斯的傢伙

1723
01:25:11,918 --> 01:25:15,043
‪薪資保障計畫貸款詐欺犯，但你看

1724
01:25:15,126 --> 01:25:16,418
‪這是凡賽斯正品

1725
01:25:16,501 --> 01:25:17,918
‪兄弟，少裝了

1726
01:25:18,001 --> 01:25:19,626
‪總之，我不是罪犯，好嗎？

1727
01:25:19,709 --> 01:25:22,209
‪那是偷窺指控，好嗎？

1728
01:25:22,293 --> 01:25:25,918
‪當時我往屋裡偷看
‪看孩子的媽有沒有對我不忠

1729
01:25:26,001 --> 01:25:29,043
‪我就能少付一點孩子贍養費

1730
01:25:29,126 --> 01:25:30,418
‪為什麼要從窗戶偷看？

1731
01:25:30,501 --> 01:25:34,501
‪因為我想看看
‪是否有人打開她的“彈夾”

1732
01:25:34,584 --> 01:25:36,293
‪這才不會減少孩子贍養費

1733
01:25:36,376 --> 01:25:39,251
‪法官看到她那麼淫蕩
‪就會減少我支付的孩子贍養費

1734
01:25:39,334 --> 01:25:41,918
‪你不能直接跟法官說
‪“法官大人，我看到他們打砲

1735
01:25:42,001 --> 01:25:42,959
‪應該讓我少付點錢”

1736
01:25:43,043 --> 01:25:45,501
‪法官不會因此減少你的費用

1737
01:25:45,584 --> 01:25:47,001
‪我之前做過

1738
01:25:47,084 --> 01:25:49,543
‪-嗨，伊傑伯父
‪-嘿，寶貝！

1739
01:25:51,668 --> 01:25:54,834
‪這是艾斯拉
‪艾斯拉，這位我的伊傑伯父

1740
01:25:55,418 --> 01:25:57,459
‪-你好嗎？你怎麼稱呼？艾斯…
‪-艾斯拉

1741
01:25:57,543 --> 01:25:59,793
‪有名的伊傑伯父，久仰大名

1742
01:25:59,876 --> 01:26:00,751
‪好

1743
01:26:00,834 --> 01:26:03,168
‪對，這位是艾斯拉，就是這個男人

1744
01:26:03,834 --> 01:26:05,001
‪我的好兄弟，很好

1745
01:26:05,501 --> 01:26:08,251
‪好，我去跟蕾內打聲招呼

1746
01:26:08,334 --> 01:26:09,501
‪你們要友善一點

1747
01:26:09,584 --> 01:26:10,668
‪我們會善待艾斯拉

1748
01:26:10,751 --> 01:26:13,668
‪妳留下這張信用卡
‪讓我們好好刷他幾次

1749
01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:17,418
‪他梳著油頭，看起來就像美國運通卡

1750
01:26:18,793 --> 01:26:21,001
‪-他說笑的
‪-好，知道了

1751
01:26:21,084 --> 01:26:22,751
‪妳想回來就快點回來

1752
01:26:22,834 --> 01:26:25,793
‪艾斯拉在做黑人文化的播客

1753
01:26:27,918 --> 01:26:29,084
‪告訴他，艾斯拉

1754
01:26:29,168 --> 01:26:30,501
‪對，我在經營播客

1755
01:26:31,084 --> 01:26:32,293
‪談論什麼主題？

1756
01:26:33,001 --> 01:26:33,918
‪文化

1757
01:26:34,001 --> 01:26:36,751
‪所以你只說“文化”
‪不提“黑人”二字？

1758
01:26:38,584 --> 01:26:40,501
‪人總得想辦法賺錢，寶貝

1759
01:26:40,584 --> 01:26:43,376
‪快給我150美元
‪別跟她說我跟你要錢

1760
01:26:44,043 --> 01:26:45,834
‪-不會的…我會
‪-來杯詩洛珂伏特加

1761
01:26:45,918 --> 01:26:49,626
‪也給白人貝瑞懷特一杯喝的

1762
01:27:04,334 --> 01:27:06,459
‪各位，我有話要說

1763
01:27:06,543 --> 01:27:07,793
‪好，說出來

1764
01:27:08,501 --> 01:27:11,209
‪真是太棒了，這場宴會太棒了

1765
01:27:11,293 --> 01:27:14,626
‪我從來沒有這樣的婚禮

1766
01:27:14,709 --> 01:27:17,168
‪可是我已經結婚三次了，沒錯

1767
01:27:17,251 --> 01:27:19,168
‪兩次在法院

1768
01:27:19,251 --> 01:27:21,959
‪一次是在連鎖日式餐廳

1769
01:27:22,043 --> 01:27:24,126
‪當時我們根本沒有預約

1770
01:27:24,209 --> 01:27:28,168
‪阿蜜拉，我的表親
‪我很開心妳和艾斯拉…

1771
01:27:28,251 --> 01:27:31,876
‪姐妹，我們只是想說
‪恭喜妳嫁給這個白人

1772
01:27:31,959 --> 01:27:33,793
‪姐妹，有這麼多白人在場

1773
01:27:34,293 --> 01:27:36,168
‪如果妳喜歡，我們就開心，對吧？

1774
01:27:37,501 --> 01:27:39,043
‪當時我衝進國會大廈

1775
01:27:40,168 --> 01:27:42,209
‪是真的，我人就在現場

1776
01:27:43,209 --> 01:27:45,293
‪艾斯拉試著阻止我

1777
01:27:47,209 --> 01:27:49,418
‪他是左派軟蛋，但他是好人

1778
01:27:49,501 --> 01:27:52,668
‪敬我的好友艾斯拉
‪他心地善良又體貼

1779
01:27:53,418 --> 01:27:56,709
‪但卻沒想到幫我安排在黑人桌

1780
01:27:56,793 --> 01:27:59,834
‪那樣安排才有美感，你懂嗎？

1781
01:27:59,918 --> 01:28:04,251
‪讓我們敬族群共融
‪以及新生的代際財富一杯

1782
01:28:04,334 --> 01:28:06,959
‪他很早離開家庭

1783
01:28:07,043 --> 01:28:11,001
‪留下他母親承擔責任，包括房屋

1784
01:28:12,209 --> 01:28:14,626
‪在其母於1984年過世後

1785
01:28:14,709 --> 01:28:15,834
‪艾勒比

1786
01:28:16,543 --> 01:28:20,251
‪被迫搬回新墨西哥州與父親同住

1787
01:28:20,334 --> 01:28:23,251
‪我要說的是…應該是阿布奎基

1788
01:28:23,334 --> 01:28:26,251
‪-應該是
‪-你可以說結論了

1789
01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:27,709
‪那個疫苗…

1790
01:28:31,126 --> 01:28:32,209
‪會讓人變成同性戀

1791
01:28:32,293 --> 01:28:34,584
‪因此這個故事的寓意是

1792
01:28:34,668 --> 01:28:37,584
‪千萬別跟不尊重你太太的女人交往

1793
01:28:39,293 --> 01:28:42,043
‪不，我不是這個意思…我說錯話了

1794
01:28:52,959 --> 01:28:54,459
‪可以請大家聽我說嗎？

1795
01:28:55,209 --> 01:28:56,418
‪各位請聽我說

1796
01:28:57,168 --> 01:29:01,834
‪我知道父親在婚禮當天致詞是傳統

1797
01:29:02,543 --> 01:29:06,084
‪但我有些事情必須在今晚說出來

1798
01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:10,876
‪當男人的女兒結婚時

1799
01:29:11,959 --> 01:29:14,543
‪人們說男人是把女兒托付給別人

1800
01:29:15,584 --> 01:29:18,418
‪這句話讓人很難接受

1801
01:29:19,543 --> 01:29:21,043
‪因為你通常不知道

1802
01:29:21,126 --> 01:29:24,001
‪你要把女兒托付給什麼樣的人

1803
01:29:25,001 --> 01:29:25,959
‪通常是如此

1804
01:29:27,751 --> 01:29:29,334
‪但我覺得自己很幸運

1805
01:29:29,418 --> 01:29:32,543
‪因為我應該知道艾斯拉是什麼樣的人

1806
01:29:34,293 --> 01:29:39,959
‪而且他不是嗜酒、吸毒
‪只做白日夢的嫖客

1807
01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:44,418
‪身邊有一群種族歧視的敗壞分子

1808
01:29:48,418 --> 01:29:49,793
‪我沒遇到那種女婿

1809
01:29:51,626 --> 01:29:53,084
‪而是有艾斯拉這種女婿

1810
01:29:55,876 --> 01:29:57,376
‪好，說得好…

1811
01:29:58,001 --> 01:30:00,918
‪因此，敬我的美麗寶貝女兒

1812
01:30:01,001 --> 01:30:02,584
‪乾杯

1813
01:30:02,668 --> 01:30:05,501
‪-我們愛你們！
‪-恭喜

1814
01:30:23,168 --> 01:30:24,168
‪謝謝你，先生

1815
01:30:28,959 --> 01:30:29,959
‪艾斯拉

1816
01:30:32,959 --> 01:30:34,959
‪謝謝你剛才做的事

1817
01:30:35,043 --> 01:30:36,626
‪我剛才做了什麼？

1818
01:30:38,459 --> 01:30:39,376
‪你的致詞內容

1819
01:30:39,459 --> 01:30:42,459
‪你大可道破我的短處

1820
01:30:42,543 --> 01:30:44,001
‪你沒有，所以謝謝你

1821
01:30:44,084 --> 01:30:47,209
‪你不用謝，因為我這麼做不是為了你

1822
01:30:47,293 --> 01:30:49,001
‪是為了我女兒

1823
01:30:49,084 --> 01:30:51,668
‪你以為我會在
‪她全家人面前讓她丟臉嗎？

1824
01:30:52,376 --> 01:30:53,293
‪不

1825
01:30:55,334 --> 01:30:56,751
‪你不是很了解我

1826
01:30:58,334 --> 01:30:59,584
‪但重點是

1827
01:30:59,668 --> 01:31:00,834
‪我了解你

1828
01:31:01,959 --> 01:31:03,793
‪我從一開始就認識你

1829
01:31:03,876 --> 01:31:05,793
‪我從一開始就有你的電話

1830
01:31:06,918 --> 01:31:09,001
‪我絞盡腦汁就是想不透

1831
01:31:09,084 --> 01:31:11,501
‪我女兒為何一直跟你走下去

1832
01:31:12,251 --> 01:31:14,251
‪有件事情我清楚得很

1833
01:31:14,334 --> 01:31:15,584
‪那就是你

1834
01:31:16,584 --> 01:31:20,709
‪完全、確實、肯定

1835
01:31:21,543 --> 01:31:24,001
‪不是我女兒的完美對象

1836
01:31:24,084 --> 01:31:25,126
‪就這樣

1837
01:31:25,709 --> 01:31:27,793
‪-為什麼？
‪-你說什麼？

1838
01:31:27,876 --> 01:31:30,001
‪為什麼我不是你女兒的完美對象？

1839
01:31:30,084 --> 01:31:31,834
‪可惡，我要從哪裡開始才好？

1840
01:31:31,918 --> 01:31:32,751
‪都可以

1841
01:31:34,376 --> 01:31:36,918
‪那我們從你的單身派對說起吧

1842
01:31:37,001 --> 01:31:39,293
‪我看到你跟脫衣舞孃玩
‪吸古柯鹼的時候

1843
01:31:39,376 --> 01:31:40,793
‪從這裡開始如何？

1844
01:31:40,876 --> 01:31:41,959
‪我們何不先從

1845
01:31:42,043 --> 01:31:44,876
‪你為何參加我的單身派對開始說起？

1846
01:31:44,959 --> 01:31:46,251
‪你沒資格參加

1847
01:31:46,334 --> 01:31:48,001
‪人們會在單身派對上做瘋狂事

1848
01:31:48,084 --> 01:31:49,543
‪那不是我的本性

1849
01:31:49,626 --> 01:31:51,459
‪好吧？都是我的蠢朋友安排的

1850
01:31:52,209 --> 01:31:54,418
‪但你偷偷溜進來，達成你的目的

1851
01:31:54,501 --> 01:31:55,959
‪我過得很糟糕

1852
01:31:56,751 --> 01:31:57,751
‪事實上

1853
01:31:57,834 --> 01:32:00,543
‪只要你在我身邊，我都過得很不好

1854
01:32:00,626 --> 01:32:03,543
‪你像是專門破壞我的人生
‪我不知道為什麼

1855
01:32:04,126 --> 01:32:07,168
‪因為事實是，我所做的一切

1856
01:32:08,709 --> 01:32:10,084
‪就是愛你的女兒

1857
01:32:10,709 --> 01:32:12,751
‪我完完全全深愛著她

1858
01:32:13,543 --> 01:32:15,126
‪而她也愛我

1859
01:32:15,209 --> 01:32:17,126
‪我們想結婚

1860
01:32:17,209 --> 01:32:20,251
‪而你卻在還沒見到我這個人之前

1861
01:32:20,334 --> 01:32:21,834
‪就決定要討厭我

1862
01:32:22,501 --> 01:32:23,918
‪等你見到我之後

1863
01:32:24,001 --> 01:32:27,001
‪你使出全力逼我

1864
01:32:27,084 --> 01:32:29,543
‪或是想證明我無法容入黑人族群

1865
01:32:29,626 --> 01:32:32,084
‪或是我是研究者，不是見證者

1866
01:32:32,709 --> 01:32:35,626
‪所以你才會帶我去那個公園打球

1867
01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:39,251
‪才會帶我去瘸幫的理髮院
‪害穿紅色連帽衫的我像個白痴

1868
01:32:39,334 --> 01:32:43,168
‪所以你才會貶低我的播客節目
‪音樂品味、說話方式

1869
01:32:43,251 --> 01:32:45,043
‪我的想法、朋友

1870
01:32:45,126 --> 01:32:47,168
‪以及幾乎所有我參與的事情

1871
01:32:48,209 --> 01:32:50,376
‪這些我都忍了，我都忍了下來

1872
01:32:50,459 --> 01:32:52,959
‪我容忍你，一直都在容忍

1873
01:32:53,876 --> 01:32:56,626
‪這也讓我學到一件事，你說的沒錯

1874
01:32:56,709 --> 01:32:57,626
‪我說了什麼？

1875
01:32:57,709 --> 01:33:02,001
‪我絕對沒辦法，不可能

1876
01:33:03,334 --> 01:33:05,918
‪知道在這個國家身為黑人的感受

1877
01:33:07,376 --> 01:33:09,543
‪但我知道什麼叫混蛋

1878
01:33:17,918 --> 01:33:19,334
‪對，我知道

1879
01:33:19,418 --> 01:33:22,709
‪我真的很開心
‪而且他們是一群很棒的…

1880
01:33:23,459 --> 01:33:26,126
‪阿蜜拉…嗨

1881
01:33:26,209 --> 01:33:28,126
‪我先失陪一下好嗎？

1882
01:33:28,209 --> 01:33:30,126
‪-天啊
‪-嗨

1883
01:33:30,209 --> 01:33:34,626
‪妳好，我叫住妳想讓妳知道
‪我覺得妳真的好美

1884
01:33:34,709 --> 01:33:35,793
‪謝謝

1885
01:33:35,876 --> 01:33:37,668
‪是用捲髮器嗎？

1886
01:33:38,834 --> 01:33:40,709
‪妳的頭髮是用了捲髮器嗎？

1887
01:33:42,126 --> 01:33:43,709
‪不，不是

1888
01:33:44,959 --> 01:33:48,751
‪可惡，不是個別弄的吧？

1889
01:33:48,834 --> 01:33:49,793
‪不是

1890
01:33:49,876 --> 01:33:52,334
‪不是嗎？好吧，可惡

1891
01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:55,834
‪好吧，看來我得重新學習了

1892
01:33:55,918 --> 01:33:58,168
‪自從單身派對之後

1893
01:33:59,043 --> 01:34:02,751
‪我一直深入研究黑人女性的頭髮

1894
01:34:02,834 --> 01:34:06,751
‪例如，我看了克里斯洛克的紀錄片

1895
01:34:06,834 --> 01:34:10,084
‪我不知道妳是否看過
‪內容真的很精采

1896
01:34:10,168 --> 01:34:11,501
‪而且他超風趣

1897
01:34:11,584 --> 01:34:14,084
‪他的聲音不知為何總是逗我笑

1898
01:34:14,168 --> 01:34:17,834
‪總之，黑人女性的頭髮沒什麼好笑的

1899
01:34:17,918 --> 01:34:20,876
‪天啊，我只是不知道

1900
01:34:20,959 --> 01:34:23,001
‪我真的很驚訝

1901
01:34:23,084 --> 01:34:25,626
‪黑人女性為了頭髮
‪所花費的心力、時間

1902
01:34:25,709 --> 01:34:29,793
‪還有…要承受的疼痛

1903
01:34:29,876 --> 01:34:33,126
‪總之，我只是想在下次見到妳之前

1904
01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:34,793
‪精通所有知識

1905
01:34:34,876 --> 01:34:36,168
‪妳先繼續忙吧

1906
01:34:36,793 --> 01:34:37,626
‪對

1907
01:34:37,709 --> 01:34:39,293
‪但在妳離開前，是否能告訴我…

1908
01:34:40,709 --> 01:34:42,709
‪這是什麼造型？下次我就知道了

1909
01:34:42,793 --> 01:34:44,376
‪雪莉，我不是玩具

1910
01:34:46,626 --> 01:34:48,959
‪我真的不喜歡妳

1911
01:34:49,043 --> 01:34:52,709
‪把我當成能跟朋友炫耀的閃亮小物

1912
01:34:53,209 --> 01:34:54,959
‪我絕對不會做那種事

1913
01:34:55,043 --> 01:34:56,126
‪-不，妳就是
‪-沒有…

1914
01:34:56,209 --> 01:34:58,793
‪可以讓我說完嗎？妳有

1915
01:34:58,876 --> 01:35:02,501
‪自從我認識妳之後
‪我一直善待與尊重妳

1916
01:35:02,584 --> 01:35:03,834
‪現在感覺像是

1917
01:35:03,918 --> 01:35:06,459
‪妳很開心有黑人媳婦

1918
01:35:06,543 --> 01:35:09,084
‪所以妳可以開始關心黑人了

1919
01:35:10,084 --> 01:35:11,459
‪我敢說，每次我們一起出門

1920
01:35:11,543 --> 01:35:13,168
‪妳都會告訴朋友

1921
01:35:13,251 --> 01:35:14,501
‪我也可以確定

1922
01:35:14,584 --> 01:35:15,834
‪妳不會提到

1923
01:35:15,918 --> 01:35:17,418
‪每次我們一起出去

1924
01:35:17,501 --> 01:35:21,918
‪妳都非常冒犯，而且舉止非常不恰當

1925
01:35:23,834 --> 01:35:25,751
‪-我沒有…
‪-現在妳要哭了

1926
01:35:25,834 --> 01:35:27,751
‪妳打算表示震驚，扮演受害者

1927
01:35:27,834 --> 01:35:30,126
‪好似我剛才的話毫無根據

1928
01:35:30,209 --> 01:35:31,918
‪我的感受也毫無根據

1929
01:35:32,001 --> 01:35:33,084
‪但是卻傷到了妳

1930
01:35:33,584 --> 01:35:35,293
‪我對妳太過分了嗎？

1931
01:35:35,376 --> 01:35:36,959
‪我是不是讓妳生氣了？

1932
01:35:38,126 --> 01:35:41,751
‪說來可笑的是，我是真心想要瞭解妳

1933
01:35:41,834 --> 01:35:42,793
‪以同為女人的角度

1934
01:35:42,876 --> 01:35:44,293
‪我以為妳會瞭解我

1935
01:35:44,376 --> 01:35:45,376
‪我不是那個…

1936
01:35:45,459 --> 01:35:46,876
‪不，不是

1937
01:35:47,418 --> 01:35:49,668
‪因為妳無法看見我的本性

1938
01:35:50,168 --> 01:35:51,751
‪不管妳看了多少書

1939
01:35:51,834 --> 01:35:54,376
‪或是看過多少紀錄片

1940
01:35:54,459 --> 01:35:57,793
‪因為到頭來，對妳而言
‪我不會是單純的阿蜜拉

1941
01:35:57,876 --> 01:36:01,084
‪我永遠是黑人媳婦阿蜜拉

1942
01:36:01,168 --> 01:36:02,584
‪那叫做無知

1943
01:36:03,418 --> 01:36:05,168
‪阿蜜拉，妳還好嗎？

1944
01:36:05,251 --> 01:36:06,084
‪並不好

1945
01:36:07,543 --> 01:36:08,793
‪雪莉女士，妳沒事吧？

1946
01:36:09,834 --> 01:36:10,834
‪好

1947
01:36:11,959 --> 01:36:13,376
‪阿蜜拉，親愛的？

1948
01:36:21,876 --> 01:36:23,626
‪-能談談嗎？
‪-能談談嗎？

1949
01:36:23,709 --> 01:36:24,626
‪可以

1950
01:36:29,334 --> 01:36:30,418
‪誰要先說？

1951
01:36:31,084 --> 01:36:33,668
‪我想，但聽起來妳也想

1952
01:36:33,751 --> 01:36:35,001
‪沒錯

1953
01:36:38,668 --> 01:36:39,668
‪艾斯拉…

1954
01:36:44,334 --> 01:36:46,959
‪我不確定這段關係要如何走下去

1955
01:36:49,584 --> 01:36:50,418
‪瞭解

1956
01:36:51,501 --> 01:36:52,418
‪因為…

1957
01:36:53,126 --> 01:36:55,709
‪你懂的，你的家人

1958
01:36:56,334 --> 01:36:59,293
‪我的家人，這整件事

1959
01:36:59,376 --> 01:37:03,001
‪我不知道談感情會這麼辛苦

1960
01:37:03,084 --> 01:37:05,084
‪若要我老實說，我真的…

1961
01:37:06,793 --> 01:37:08,209
‪天啊，我覺得我辦不到

1962
01:37:11,126 --> 01:37:12,459
‪我真的很抱歉

1963
01:37:21,918 --> 01:37:23,209
‪我同意妳的說法

1964
01:37:26,126 --> 01:37:28,501
‪我們兩家之間的事…

1965
01:37:30,751 --> 01:37:32,126
‪我媽，妳爸

1966
01:37:33,918 --> 01:37:36,418
‪我應該沒看到有任何改變，所以…

1967
01:37:40,126 --> 01:37:43,293
‪我希望…妳知道

1968
01:37:45,126 --> 01:37:48,543
‪跟妳在一起的日子
‪是我這輩子最快樂的時光，所以…

1969
01:37:55,418 --> 01:37:56,584
‪我也是

1970
01:38:07,418 --> 01:38:08,418
‪那就這樣

1971
01:38:31,543 --> 01:38:33,501
‪我一直在想妳說過的一句話

1972
01:38:33,584 --> 01:38:36,334
‪這句話我聽過上千遍了

1973
01:38:36,418 --> 01:38:38,751
‪妳真的不討喜，妳知道吧？

1974
01:38:39,543 --> 01:38:40,584
‪什麼？

1975
01:38:44,209 --> 01:38:46,209
‪總之，我說了什麼話？

1976
01:38:46,293 --> 01:38:49,293
‪讓你留下如此深刻的印象？

1977
01:38:49,376 --> 01:38:52,376
‪妳說黑人和白人永遠無法好好相處

1978
01:38:52,459 --> 01:38:54,001
‪我認為妳說得對

1979
01:38:54,084 --> 01:38:56,459
‪對啊，老兄，我當然是對的

1980
01:38:56,543 --> 01:38:57,793
‪我每次都說中

1981
01:39:00,043 --> 01:39:02,751
‪難道這就是你的煩惱嗎？
‪因為我永遠都說中？

1982
01:39:02,834 --> 01:39:07,168
‪不，令我困擾的是
‪我曾經有一刻認為妳錯了

1983
01:39:07,251 --> 01:39:10,376
‪我們兩人之間有希望，我們有未來

1984
01:39:13,126 --> 01:39:16,793
‪當兩個走在不同道路的人相遇

1985
01:39:16,876 --> 01:39:19,584
‪他們能勉強撐下去
‪靠著彼此的惻隱之心

1986
01:39:19,668 --> 01:39:21,876
‪好奇心以及愛情

1987
01:39:36,626 --> 01:39:39,626
‪但到頭來，若雙方是黑人和白人

1988
01:39:39,709 --> 01:39:41,168
‪我認為光靠愛情是不夠的

1989
01:39:41,834 --> 01:39:44,168
‪有太多外在因素了

1990
01:39:48,168 --> 01:39:50,418
‪不論是你的朋友還是家人

1991
01:39:50,501 --> 01:39:52,709
‪人們無法接受不理解的事物

1992
01:39:53,959 --> 01:39:58,001
‪對與否是一回事，但事實就是如此

1993
01:39:58,668 --> 01:40:01,251
‪我們確實生活在兩個不同的世界

1994
01:40:01,334 --> 01:40:02,793
‪毫無疑問

1995
01:40:07,918 --> 01:40:11,084
‪我聽著嘻哈音樂長大
‪它塑成了我今日的性格

1996
01:40:11,168 --> 01:40:15,834
‪但即便如此，我還是沒準備好
‪接受另一個世界的現實生活

1997
01:40:15,918 --> 01:40:17,793
‪我永遠都是外人

1998
01:40:17,876 --> 01:40:20,251
‪這就是為什麼，雖然聽起來很糟糕

1999
01:40:20,334 --> 01:40:22,918
‪我覺得如果人有心之所愛

2000
01:40:23,001 --> 01:40:25,251
‪讓你想與眾人分享

2001
01:40:25,334 --> 01:40:27,251
‪我覺得最好還是自己知道就好

2002
01:40:27,334 --> 01:40:30,459
‪看吧，我就說
‪白人貝瑞懷特會說很有意義的話

2003
01:40:31,459 --> 01:40:32,709
‪他和喬羅根都是

2004
01:40:33,793 --> 01:40:36,459
‪我不氣喬羅根每幾句話就提到“N字”

2005
01:40:36,543 --> 01:40:38,834
‪只要他別在我面前說就行了

2006
01:40:41,293 --> 01:40:43,251
‪老弟，我覺得你有點在吐槽他

2007
01:40:44,168 --> 01:40:45,834
‪你是說艾斯拉嗎？我沒有吐他槽

2008
01:40:45,918 --> 01:40:48,001
‪你像要把他趕走一樣狂吐槽

2009
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:51,626
‪不對…你不能說我有做這種事

2010
01:40:51,709 --> 01:40:54,126
‪我是做出為人父親都會做的事

2011
01:40:55,251 --> 01:40:56,876
‪你把他當成白人小子耍著玩

2012
01:40:56,959 --> 01:40:59,418
‪因為你知道自己不會被責怪
‪說實話吧你

2013
01:40:59,501 --> 01:41:01,543
‪所以你會用不同的方式處理？

2014
01:41:01,626 --> 01:41:03,418
‪我會跟他要一輛車

2015
01:41:03,501 --> 01:41:06,126
‪我可能會先要他幫我弄個信用額度

2016
01:41:06,209 --> 01:41:09,918
‪或是弄一台洗脫烘、一瓶古龍水

2017
01:41:10,626 --> 01:41:12,334
‪把我的後院修整一下

2018
01:41:12,418 --> 01:41:14,209
‪他可能要做這些事

2019
01:41:14,293 --> 01:41:16,959
‪你是活在自己的世界吧？
‪那種事不會發生的

2020
01:41:17,793 --> 01:41:20,043
‪我會做什麼不重要

2021
01:41:20,126 --> 01:41:22,376
‪時代改變，這個世界不同了，伍迪

2022
01:41:22,959 --> 01:41:25,501
‪阿克巴，賤人，我的名字是阿克巴

2023
01:41:25,584 --> 01:41:27,876
‪-音節的數量一樣…
‪-看到沒？

2024
01:41:28,709 --> 01:41:30,293
‪你沒看到我見到的事情

2025
01:41:30,834 --> 01:41:34,501
‪他和朋友，那群墮落的傢伙
‪在賭城狂吸古柯鹼

2026
01:41:34,584 --> 01:41:36,626
‪好像在重拍《疤面煞星》一樣

2027
01:41:36,709 --> 01:41:39,251
‪所以是為了古柯鹼？

2028
01:41:39,334 --> 01:41:41,084
‪對，那是其中一個主要原因

2029
01:41:41,168 --> 01:41:43,251
‪對，古柯鹼，他不是吸古柯鹼而已

2030
01:41:43,334 --> 01:41:44,334
‪他吸了大量古柯鹼

2031
01:41:44,418 --> 01:41:47,501
‪吸了過量的古柯鹼，到處都是古柯鹼

2032
01:41:47,584 --> 01:41:50,584
‪他吸古柯鹼吸到拉屎在褲子上

2033
01:41:50,668 --> 01:41:53,543
‪-你看到他拉褲子嗎？
‪-沒有，我沒看到

2034
01:41:53,626 --> 01:41:57,084
‪但我聽說有一次
‪他在賭城吸古柯鹼到拉褲子

2035
01:41:57,168 --> 01:42:00,209
‪大家還在聊這件事，眾所皆知

2036
01:42:00,793 --> 01:42:03,334
‪我們要怎麼對這傢伙滿意？

2037
01:42:04,418 --> 01:42:05,334
‪天啊

2038
01:42:06,793 --> 01:42:08,709
‪聽著，我不是說
‪那是正確行為，但是…

2039
01:42:08,793 --> 01:42:10,418
‪你年輕時也做過蠢事

2040
01:42:11,543 --> 01:42:14,626
‪你還記得瑞克詹姆斯
‪出《冷血》那張專輯的時候嗎？

2041
01:42:15,209 --> 01:42:18,126
‪不，我不記得
‪瑞克詹姆斯《冷血》那張專輯

2042
01:42:18,209 --> 01:42:19,418
‪好，但古柯鹼記得

2043
01:42:21,126 --> 01:42:22,834
‪老弟，我們很愛那張專輯

2044
01:42:22,918 --> 01:42:25,418
‪那是我唯一一次覺得跟你感同身受

2045
01:42:26,876 --> 01:42:28,876
‪我覺得你待他有點不公平

2046
01:42:28,959 --> 01:42:30,168
‪你虧待他

2047
01:42:31,084 --> 01:42:33,418
‪而且你也虧待了阿蜜拉

2048
01:42:34,251 --> 01:42:35,543
‪你虧待了他們兩人

2049
01:42:56,209 --> 01:42:58,376
‪（雪莉科恩）

2050
01:43:08,959 --> 01:43:11,918
‪拜託妳別這樣咧嘴笑，會嚇到路人的

2051
01:43:12,001 --> 01:43:15,751
‪我好興奮兒子要買網球鞋給我

2052
01:43:17,293 --> 01:43:20,209
‪我只是不懂妳為何突然需要休閒鞋

2053
01:43:20,293 --> 01:43:23,209
‪因為黛安卡普蘭的兒子
‪買了一雙網球鞋送她

2054
01:43:23,293 --> 01:43:25,251
‪那婆娘吹噓個不停

2055
01:43:27,001 --> 01:43:28,126
‪糟糕

2056
01:43:28,209 --> 01:43:29,209
‪怎麼了？

2057
01:43:31,334 --> 01:43:32,626
‪沒關係

2058
01:43:32,709 --> 01:43:34,626
‪我們進去買了鞋子就走，沒有影響

2059
01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:36,959
‪媽，看來妳得讓黛安繼續吹噓了

2060
01:43:37,043 --> 01:43:38,168
‪我真的不想…

2061
01:43:39,126 --> 01:43:39,959
‪艾斯拉？

2062
01:43:42,584 --> 01:43:43,959
‪阿蜜拉，妳好嗎？女孩

2063
01:43:45,293 --> 01:43:46,334
‪“妳好嗎？女孩”

2064
01:43:46,418 --> 01:43:48,126
‪口氣怎麼跟LL酷J一樣？

2065
01:43:48,209 --> 01:43:49,084
‪你好嗎？

2066
01:43:50,126 --> 01:43:52,834
‪抱歉，只是沒想到會在這裡遇到妳

2067
01:43:53,418 --> 01:43:55,209
‪是啊，我也沒想到

2068
01:44:00,418 --> 01:44:01,543
‪爸爸？這是怎麼回事？

2069
01:44:01,626 --> 01:44:03,084
‪死定了我

2070
01:44:03,168 --> 01:44:04,251
‪時機剛剛好

2071
01:44:05,126 --> 01:44:07,793
‪對，好，我不是找你來幫我買鞋子的

2072
01:44:07,876 --> 01:44:09,543
‪是啊，我漸漸明白了

2073
01:44:09,626 --> 01:44:12,459
‪寶貝女兒，我不知道
‪自己用了什麼藉口讓妳過來

2074
01:44:12,543 --> 01:44:14,209
‪不論我當時說了什麼，都是騙妳的

2075
01:44:14,293 --> 01:44:17,084
‪事實上，我和雪莉一直有聯絡

2076
01:44:17,626 --> 01:44:19,918
‪沒錯，兩位，我們搞砸了

2077
01:44:20,001 --> 01:44:21,001
‪-很嚴重
‪-對

2078
01:44:21,084 --> 01:44:23,876
‪我們覺得我們應該向你們道歉

2079
01:44:24,876 --> 01:44:26,918
‪-我可以先說嗎？
‪-當然，請

2080
01:44:27,751 --> 01:44:28,751
‪艾斯拉

2081
01:44:30,251 --> 01:44:31,084
‪兄弟

2082
01:44:32,334 --> 01:44:33,334
‪老兄，你聽我說

2083
01:44:33,418 --> 01:44:37,084
‪打從我們第一次見面
‪我一直對你百般刁難

2084
01:44:37,668 --> 01:44:38,793
‪我很抱歉

2085
01:44:38,876 --> 01:44:40,834
‪因為你不該受到那種對待

2086
01:44:40,918 --> 01:44:42,626
‪只是我無法接受事實

2087
01:44:42,709 --> 01:44:43,584
‪無法接受你不是

2088
01:44:43,668 --> 01:44:46,876
‪我們認知中阿蜜拉會帶回家的對象

2089
01:44:48,001 --> 01:44:51,001
‪我從沒想過
‪會在你身上見到自己的影子

2090
01:44:52,376 --> 01:44:53,293
‪但是我見到了

2091
01:44:54,084 --> 01:44:55,418
‪你是個好人

2092
01:44:56,418 --> 01:44:57,751
‪也很努力

2093
01:44:57,834 --> 01:45:00,626
‪還有最重要的是

2094
01:45:00,709 --> 01:45:05,168
‪我們都深愛著阿蜜拉
‪並且會盡所能讓她快樂

2095
01:45:11,001 --> 01:45:12,168
‪好，輪到我了

2096
01:45:12,918 --> 01:45:13,793
‪阿蜜拉

2097
01:45:14,626 --> 01:45:19,084
‪我為我之前的行為舉止
‪向妳致上深深的歉意

2098
01:45:19,168 --> 01:45:22,251
‪並且說了冒犯妳的話

2099
01:45:22,334 --> 01:45:25,251
‪事實是，我只是不知所措

2100
01:45:25,334 --> 01:45:29,418
‪我兒子帶著一位美麗優秀的女人回家

2101
01:45:29,501 --> 01:45:31,834
‪我對她的世界卻一無所知

2102
01:45:31,918 --> 01:45:33,209
‪我以為自己瞭解

2103
01:45:33,293 --> 01:45:37,251
‪我好開心家裡能夠出現
‪全新且不同的文化

2104
01:45:37,334 --> 01:45:40,418
‪我希望妳能接受我的道歉

2105
01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:44,001
‪因為我代表所有白人向妳道歉

2106
01:45:44,084 --> 01:45:47,209
‪除了種族歧視者，真正的種族歧視者

2107
01:45:47,293 --> 01:45:49,793
‪我也代表所有猶太人向妳道歉

2108
01:45:50,376 --> 01:45:51,918
‪米齊阿姨，因為…

2109
01:45:52,001 --> 01:45:53,793
‪-她有種族歧視
‪-她是種族歧視者

2110
01:45:53,876 --> 01:45:55,709
‪她是個糟糕透頂的人

2111
01:45:56,959 --> 01:45:59,334
‪但主要是我要向妳道歉

2112
01:45:59,418 --> 01:46:01,626
‪加州布倫塢的雪莉科恩

2113
01:46:02,293 --> 01:46:04,793
‪我真的很抱歉，阿蜜拉

2114
01:46:04,876 --> 01:46:06,043
‪因為我愛妳

2115
01:46:06,668 --> 01:46:08,168
‪妳不是玩具

2116
01:46:08,793 --> 01:46:11,043
‪我眼中的妳是一位真誠

2117
01:46:11,126 --> 01:46:12,668
‪強大

2118
01:46:12,751 --> 01:46:15,793
‪最真實的那個妳

2119
01:46:19,376 --> 01:46:22,543
‪非常感謝妳，雪莉女士
‪這些話對我意義重大

2120
01:46:22,626 --> 01:46:24,001
‪我完全接受

2121
01:46:24,084 --> 01:46:26,709
‪感覺非常真誠

2122
01:46:26,793 --> 01:46:28,209
‪非常感謝妳

2123
01:46:28,793 --> 01:46:29,793
‪還有艾斯…

2124
01:46:30,668 --> 01:46:33,876
‪我也很抱歉，我總是阻擋你的路

2125
01:46:33,959 --> 01:46:34,918
‪不，妳沒有

2126
01:46:35,001 --> 01:46:37,293
‪我沒有，親愛的，但是我愛你

2127
01:46:37,376 --> 01:46:39,918
‪-好，我也愛妳
‪-寶貝，我真的好愛你

2128
01:46:40,001 --> 01:46:41,126
‪好，所以…

2129
01:46:42,043 --> 01:46:44,959
‪我跟阿克巴有個點子

2130
01:46:45,043 --> 01:46:48,209
‪對，我們認為你們會很喜歡

2131
01:46:48,293 --> 01:46:49,209
‪超喜歡

2132
01:46:52,959 --> 01:46:56,668
‪你對我的思念
‪是否跟我想你一樣強烈？

2133
01:46:59,293 --> 01:47:00,918
‪我好想妳

2134
01:47:02,459 --> 01:47:06,126
‪我前幾天還買了一雙拖鞋
‪因為我想感覺跟妳更近

2135
01:47:06,209 --> 01:47:08,876
‪-真的嗎？
‪-平價運動品牌的，他們只有那一雙

2136
01:47:08,959 --> 01:47:10,126
‪-我知道
‪-不會吧

2137
01:47:10,209 --> 01:47:12,001
‪我把它們買回家，因為我太傷心了

2138
01:47:13,876 --> 01:47:15,084
‪我想妳

2139
01:47:15,168 --> 01:47:16,459
‪我也想你

2140
01:47:45,751 --> 01:47:46,918
‪我愛妳

2141
01:47:55,584 --> 01:47:57,043
‪謝謝

2142
01:47:57,126 --> 01:47:59,918
‪祝福所有在場的各位

2143
01:48:00,001 --> 01:48:03,084
‪一同見證艾斯拉和阿蜜拉共結連理

2144
01:48:03,168 --> 01:48:04,418
‪兩顆心合而為一

2145
01:48:04,501 --> 01:48:08,793
‪艾斯拉和阿蜜拉
‪你們選擇彼此共組家庭

2146
01:48:08,876 --> 01:48:12,751
‪不只是磚和灰漿
‪而是存於你們心中的家園與天堂

2147
01:48:12,834 --> 01:48:15,543
‪在你們這段美妙的愛情道路上

2148
01:48:15,626 --> 01:48:18,668
‪願此家庭一天天更加美滿

2149
01:48:24,251 --> 01:48:25,876
‪舌頭用太多了點

2150
01:48:25,959 --> 01:48:27,709
‪大部分的白人都這樣

2151
01:48:56,001 --> 01:48:57,918
‪妳能相信這一刻成真了嗎？

2152
01:48:58,418 --> 01:48:59,251
‪相信

2153
01:49:00,334 --> 01:49:02,001
‪天啊，看起來真幸福，對吧？

2154
01:49:02,084 --> 01:49:03,209
‪沒錯

2155
01:49:04,584 --> 01:49:06,168
‪科恩伉儷

2156
01:49:06,751 --> 01:49:09,001
‪是穆罕默德科恩伉儷

2157
01:49:09,793 --> 01:49:10,668
‪對

2158
01:49:10,751 --> 01:49:11,918
‪聽起來真酷

2159
01:56:39,084 --> 01:56:44,084
‪字幕翻譯：鄒曉瑛