[news report music plays]
Kaiju from Dimension X on the rampage in MegaCity 2.
Once again, it appears that the culprits behind yesterday's terrorist attack
were our usual suspects.
Dolph Laserhawk and Alex Taylor.
Luckily, the Niji 6 swiftly took care of the rogue Kaiju situation.
I think we're live with Lucie and Red.
- Lucie? - Yes. Yes, Rayman.
I'm here with Red from the Niji 6,
who's just defeated the last interdimensional threat.
Okay, Red. Was it hard?
[Red] Hard? Hell no, babe.
Especially with my brand-new cybernetic arm. Check this out.
Hey, Lamerhawk! This is for you!
Wow. [chuckles] Okay, Red, now. I don't think we can show that on--
[Red] You got that, Laserpigeon?
You can swing all the filthy interdimensional alien scum our way,
and the Niji 6 will always protect--
- Whoa, wait. What did you just say? - [Red] What?
"Interdimensional alien scum"?
I was a refugee who came from Dimension X, sir. Am I scum to you?
That's not what he meant. [chuckles]
- Right? Right, Red? - [Red sighs]
I said what I said.
[laughs] Really?
Then why don't you say it to my face without cameras, you fucking red prick!
[elevator music playing]
[musical interlude plays]
[actor breathing heavily]
[narrator] When the thirst has you down for the count,
you need some juice.
Some Cobra Juice!
[rock music playing]
Buy a six-pack of Cobra Juice, get free Kenny Omega glasses.
See the world like a champion.
Cobra Juice!
Okay.
Let's get this party started.
[theme music playing]
[music ends]
[Warden] Look at these people.
Look at them good.
This, this, and this is on you.
So, I may have hesitated to pull the trigger once,
but if you fuck up that bad again,
be certain that I won't make the same mistake twice.
Got it?
- [Bullfrog] Uh... Oui. - [Warden] Good.
So, Alex Taylor has been hiding
since the whole interdimensional Kaiju invasion.
We located him yesterday at the Cobra Juice factory.
Pagan Min owned that business,
and it's clear that Taylor is now planning something with it.
Uh, o-okay. What kind of plan?
[Warden] If anyone knows what's in Alex Taylor's mind,
it's those guys.
Make them talk.
Find him and stop him by any means necessary.
[Dolph grumbles]
You don't have to tell me twice.
Friend, be wary of the path of vengeance.
That tree will bear bitter fruit.
Good. I like bitter.
[kids' show music plays]
[children] Yay!
[kids' song music playing]
[Rayman] ♪ I say hello to Raul He's building roads and schools ♪
♪ Say hello to Louise She's making dang fine cheese ♪
♪ Hello to Mr. Bruce Puffing some Cobra Juice ♪
♪ For all society's needs We have to thank hybrids! ♪
[all] ♪ Hybrids, hybrids ♪
[Rayman] ♪ You may not look the same ♪
[all] ♪ Hybrids, hybrids ♪
[Rayman] ♪ We won't forget your name ♪
Don't forget, Rayman Kids.
When you see a hybrid working hard for you,
don't forget to say hello and thank you!
[children] Yay!
[Cobra hisses]
[panting]
[supervisor] What the hell, Bill?
You had a 20% drop in juice this past week. You sick or something?
[Bill] I'm so sorry, Mr. Blake. I've felt a bit under the weather lately.
You see, my wife just went into the hospital--
Aw, what a shame.
But you know what? I totally understand.
Huh? Really?
[laughs] Fuck no.
I was made by a man and a woman.
I wasn't manufactured in a lab
for a specific operational function like you.
So you don't get under the fucking weather.
[laughing]
[Dolph] Excuse me.
[Blake] Huh? [groans]
[groans]
Good day, messieurs-dames. We are very sorry to interrupt.
But worry not. It will only take a few minutes.
[worker] Ugh. Stop them!
[throwing knives swoosh]
[both groan]
[minigun firing]
[Blake stammers] Hey!
Where is Alex Taylor?
[stammering] I-I don't know what you--
[glass shatters]
- [Cobra Juice sizzling] - [Blake screaming]
Dolph! Easy, friend.
[Blake whimpers, groans]
[Dolph] I repeat.
- Where is Alex? - [Blake whimpering]
I don't fucking know, I swear.
He just said we had to make a special delivery. That's all.
[groaning] Oh fuck, it burns.
Hello, Warden? Assassin Bullfrog speaking.
We are on our way to the Eden Wrestling Federation Arena
in the Labor District.
[Warden] Roger that.
Anything fishy with the delivery?
[retches] Well, the snake beverage is still absolutely disgusting,
but nothing unusual there.
[Warden] Okay.
Pey'j, analyze these glasses.
Maybe there's something there.
- He's on it, my lady. - [Warden] Good. Keep me informed.
D'accord. Okay. Let's do this. [chuckles] See you later. Uh... Arigatō.
[humming, mouth-popping]
- Can I put some music-- - Shut up.
Okay. D'accord.
[GPS] Turn right at the next exit.
- [crowd chattering] - [horn honking]
[lounge music playing]
[phone app ringing]
[line beeps]
[Board of Directors] What's wrong, Rayman?
Oh, finally!
Can you fucking believe this? They cut me out.
While this Red asshole is being a specist prick.
[Board of Directors] Come on, Rayman.
You know you can't have that kind of language on television.
Think about the children.
[Rayman] Oh, believe me, I think about the children all the time.
I think about hybrid kids. I think about people like me.
[Board of Directors] And we are grateful for them,
but... maybe you need a vacation.
[Rayman laughs]
What are you doing to me? Are-- are you firing me?
You can't fire me. I'm the voice of Eden.
[Board of Directors] Rayman, you're drunk.
[Rayman] Damn right, I'm drunk.
And you know what? You're right. I need a vacation.
Let's see how you handle the Rayman News without fucking Rayman.
[Board of Directors] Rayman--
[Rayman breathing heavily]
Board of Directors, my ass.
[music ends]
[rock music playing]
[Kenny Omega groaning]
[auidence cheering]
This is the night where you die, human!
I will feast on your blood!
This is no jungle, lion, and I'm no antelope.
Maybe you need...
glasses.
[Bullfrog] Warden, Bullfrog here.
They are clearly preparing something with these glasses.
Okay. Pey'j?
[Pey'j] I'm afraid the frog is right.
The technology in these glasses is way too advanced for simple merch.
[Warden] Okay, Pey'j. Work faster.
Laserhawk, did you locate Alex Taylor?
[Dolph] Believe me,
if that was the case, you'd know.
[Alex] Hey, babe.
Activate my soothe signal.
Yes, sir.
Say your prayers, kitty cat.
I'm gonna kick your--
[music stops]
[Lion clears throat]
Hey, dude.
"I'm gonna kick your furry ass."
- [Kenny Omega groaning] - [Lion] Come on. Forget about the lines.
Just improv.
Okay.
Die!
- [bones crack] - [Lion groans]
[tense music playing]
Oh, I don't like this.
Guys, guys! The glasses are fucking with their brain waves.
Get your asses out of there!
[Kenny Omega groans]
[Rabbids roaring]
- Kill them all! - [hybrids screaming]
Pey'j, something must have triggered the glasses.
[Pey'j] Yeah, yeah. I'm already on it.
Come on, come on. Got it!
Warden, I'm sending you the frequency to--
Hey!
- Fucking aliens! - [Pey'j grunts]
[humans clamoring]
[Alex on speakers] Dolph?
I think it's about time we had a chat, right?
So, meet me on the rooftop.
[scanner beeping]
I'll be waiting.
[glass shatters]
[grunts] Dolph, go. I will take care of Pey'j.
But remember, friend...
Yeah, yeah. Vengeance is bad.
- [minigun firing] - [Pey'j grunting]
Get back!
I don't wanna hurt you, you stupid motherfuckers.
[humans clamoring]
- [firing stops] - [Pey'j gasps]
[Bullfrog grunts]
At your service, mon ami.
- [Pey'j chuckles] - [Warden] Okay.
There are two antennas spreading the signal.
One underground and one on the rooftop.
Laserhawk is already heading up there.
You guys take the sewers. Now.
- You go, frog. - [Bullfrog] Sorry, what?
I gotta protect our people. There's been enough death.
I hear you, brother.
Hold tight. I'm gonna stop this.
[grunts]
[Dolph grunts, panting]
- [earpiece rings] - [Warden] Laserhawk, what's your status?
Laserhawk?
[Dolph grunts]
Alex!
[electricity humming]
- [Alex sighs] - [cannon primes]
[Alex] You, me, on a rooftop at night.
Damn. I'm not the nostalgic type, but this brings us back, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, Dolph. Look.
No guns.
I've got us a fine T-bone and your favorite Chilean wine.
So let's sit down and talk.
[cannon fires]
[Alex gasps]
[grunting]
[groans]
[Dolph] I don't think you understand, Alex.
I'm not here to talk.
[action music playing]
[Gator] If I knew I'd end up in the sewers,
I would have stayed with Pagan Min, believe me.
[Cyclops] Mr. Taylor has a vision, at least.
A borderline psychotic vision, but a vision nonetheless.
Now, let's be honest.
We are here because we miss the action.
[chuckles] Oh yeah. You're right.
Because there's plenty of action down here.
- [Cyclops laughs] - [Bullfrog inhales]
[exhales]
Et merde.
[groans]
[music continues]
[coughing]
[Cyclops] Seems your dream came true, Mr. Gator.
- A tiny compensation, I suppose. - Let's give him a chance.
He is still breathing, after all.
[Bullfrog] I am the last of the great guild.
I am the final sight. The deliverer of justi--
[grunts]
[straining]
[grunts, breathing heavily]
[Gator growls lowly]
[Bullfrog] I am the final sight.
I am...
an assassin.
- [humans clamoring] - [debris clattering]
[Dolph] Get up.
[chuckles] Yeah. And then what?
You gonna beat the shit out of me with that cybernetic arm of yours?
Seems fair.
Don't talk to me about fair, you lying piece of shit.
You're the one slaughtering hybrids right now.
[Pey'j grunts] Get behind me, y'all!
[Alex sighs]
[grunts] You don't get it, do you?
I will do anything in my power to bring Eden to its knees.
They've been exploiting hybrids for years to keep the machine going.
I'm just putting an end to this.
By killing innocent people? You don't make any sense, Alex.
Revolution is made with sacrifices.
Don't.
- I had to make sacrifices. - Don't you dare.
- I had to make hard choices. - Stop.
- I had to give up what we had. - Shut up!
- I had to give up what I loved the most. - Shut up!
[hardcore punk music playing]
- [Dolph grunting] - [Alex groaning]
- [Dolph yells] - [Alex groans]
- [Dolph grunting] - [Alex groaning]
[punches landing]
[Dolph yells]
[music ends]
[Bullfrog groans]
[breathing heavily] I suggest you stay down now
and let me finish you off. I'll make it fast.
[grunting] You know... I have this... strange power.
Comment dire?
[grunts]
I blow bubbles.
You having a laugh?
I blow bubbles, and inside them, I can see images.
Images from the past and sometimes the future.
[Alex's guards laughing]
Is that a French thing?
- [Cyclops] That is so disgusting. - [Gator] He can't be serious.
[Bullfrog laughs] I am serious.
Would you like to know which one of you will die first?
[Gator] What?
[Bullfrog grunts]
- [grunting] - [blade slashes]
- [Gator groans] - [action music resumes]
[Cyclops] Blast it!
[both grunting]
[Cyclops groans]
[Mohawk grunts]
[gasps, groans]
[music stops]
[Bullfrog grunts]
[breathing heavily]
[Warden] Bullfrog? Do you have the antenna in sight?
Yes.
I'm on it.
Come on! Come on!
Everybody, in the truck!
[police siren wailing]
- Hey! Over here! - [police] Back up! Back the fuck up!
Weapons fucking down now!
[Pey'j] What the fuck?!
We're the victims here!
Guys! What the hell are you doing? We need that antenna down now!
[gunfire in distance]
[Dolph breathing heavily]
[Alex groaning]
[sighs] Do you feel better now?
[chuckles, groans]
I wanted you with me here... [chuckles] ...s-so you could see.
[sentimental music playing]
This is bigger than me. Than us.
We... we can do this. [coughs] Together. It's not too late.
We're gonna build a better world for us...
[chuckles]
...and everybody.
I...
- I need you. - [Dolph] Alex.
[Alex grunting]
I love you.
♪ Could we ever learn To see behind the fear ♪
♪ The way it's supposed to be ♪
No.
[cannon primes]
[Alex groans]
♪ The tables have turned Nothing left to say ♪
♪ And honestly ♪
♪ We could never learn... ♪
[energy pulses]
♪ It's too late... ♪
- [Alex screaming] - [electricity crackling]
[humans clamoring]
[hybrids groaning]
- [glasses power down] - [human] Huh?
[humans gasping]
[Pey'j] Hey. Let me help you.
Don't worry. It's over.
[humans groaning]
- [Pey'j] It's over. - [human gasps] Huh?
All these lies, deceptions, and deaths.
Was it worth it? Now that your revolution is dying with you.
[Alex laughing, groans]
What's so funny?
Yeah, I'm dying all right.
But this is only the beginning.
Y-You of all people should know, Dolph.
Once the fire of hate lights up people's hearts,
there is nothing that can stop it.
[exhales]
[metal banging, rattling in distance]
- [hybrids clamoring] - Fuck you, you human pieces of shit!
[people clamoring, screaming]
No! Everybody, calm down!
[sorrowful music playing]
- In position! - [guns clicking]
[Pey'j] No!
- No, stop! - [hybrid crying]
No!
♪ I feel the hunger and no blame ♪
- [hybrid screaming] - [shots ricocheting]
♪ No need to hide It's much too late ♪
♪ I know the two of us aren't the same ♪
♪ And I can't stay ♪
Fire!
[music stops]
- [Warden grunts] - [electricity crackling]
Listen to me, Laserhawk.
I'm the one who decides when and where you die, okay?
We still have work to do.
[Rayman] My fellow citizens,
it is with great sadness that I must announce
the indictment of Sarah Fisher, High Warden of Supermaxx,
for crimes of insurrection and conspiration
with rogue agent Dolph Laserhawk.
She is the mastermind behind last night's terrorist attacks in the Labor District.
- But rest assured Eden will retaliate... - Wait, this is live?
Who the fuck is this?!
[shoegaze music playing]