1 00:00:05,963 --> 00:00:08,505 [dark music playing] 2 00:00:11,213 --> 00:00:14,713 Do you wanna be entertained? Don't change the channel. 3 00:00:14,713 --> 00:00:18,380 Because in two minutes, I will die before your eyes. 4 00:00:19,046 --> 00:00:23,838 {\an8}I've leaked my location to your overlord, Eden Innovation Technologies, 5 00:00:23,838 --> 00:00:26,796 {\an8}a corporation that rose from a crumbling empire 6 00:00:26,796 --> 00:00:30,963 that was once called the United States of America. 7 00:00:30,963 --> 00:00:34,088 Crime, poverty, anarchy. 8 00:00:34,088 --> 00:00:37,796 {\an8}Eden made it all disappear by bringing UBI, 9 00:00:37,796 --> 00:00:43,380 {\an8}Universal Basic Income, an idealist stipend for obedience. 10 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:47,380 Yeah. Eden saved you. They brought you stability. 11 00:00:47,921 --> 00:00:50,380 You're free now. Mm-hmm. 12 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:53,130 You're free to work, as long as it's for Eden. 13 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:56,255 You're free to eat, as long as it's Eden's food. 14 00:00:56,255 --> 00:00:59,046 Free to consume Eden's revisionist bullshit. 15 00:00:59,046 --> 00:01:00,380 And if you don't agree... 16 00:01:01,171 --> 00:01:02,171 [exhales] 17 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:06,296 ...they will instantaneously turn you into something you're not. 18 00:01:06,296 --> 00:01:08,713 A monster. A terrorist to shoot on sight. 19 00:01:08,713 --> 00:01:12,088 No arrest. No trial. Just as they're about to murder me. 20 00:01:13,046 --> 00:01:14,921 So you bow before Eden, 21 00:01:14,921 --> 00:01:19,338 regurgitating their propaganda in exchange for their daily handouts. 22 00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:24,588 [distorted] But deep inside you, you know there is only one way out. 23 00:01:24,588 --> 00:01:27,546 - [door slams] - [gunfire] 24 00:01:30,255 --> 00:01:32,088 You're done being entertained. 25 00:01:32,088 --> 00:01:33,546 {\an8}There is another way. 26 00:01:34,296 --> 00:01:35,380 {\an8}Join us. 27 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:37,088 {\an8}[distorted] Join the revolution. 28 00:01:38,171 --> 00:01:42,421 [announcer] The Board of Directors, in association with Eden Burger, presents, 29 00:01:42,421 --> 00:01:44,671 live from MegaCity 2, 30 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:47,088 {\an8}it's The Eden Late Show, 31 00:01:47,088 --> 00:01:51,380 {\an8}with your host, Rayman! 32 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:52,880 Whoo! Yeah! 33 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,130 - Whoo! Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much. - [applause, cheering] 34 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:59,838 We got a fantastic show for you tonight with amazing guests. 35 00:01:59,838 --> 00:02:03,088 {\an8}We're gonna have Blue from the Niji 6. Yeah, yeah, give it up. 36 00:02:03,088 --> 00:02:06,671 Also with us tonight, before his big steel-cage match on Saturday, 37 00:02:06,671 --> 00:02:09,463 champion of the Eden Wrestling Federation, 38 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,671 {\an8}the Eden Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! 39 00:02:11,671 --> 00:02:13,796 So stay with us. Stay tuned. 40 00:02:13,796 --> 00:02:15,380 We'll be back right af-- 41 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:16,421 [viewer] Fuck off! 42 00:02:16,421 --> 00:02:19,296 I don't care how goddamn busy he is. You know who I am? 43 00:02:19,296 --> 00:02:21,546 You tell that fucker I'm his boss's boss's boss, 44 00:02:21,546 --> 00:02:23,338 and if he's not on the phone in five seconds, 45 00:02:23,338 --> 00:02:26,546 he'll be catching mutant rats for dinner in the goddamn Wasteland. 46 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:27,505 Got it? 47 00:02:27,505 --> 00:02:29,463 [can clattering] 48 00:02:32,005 --> 00:02:33,588 [figure in coat] Know what the worst part 49 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,588 of living in a fascist, dystopian hellscape is? 50 00:02:36,588 --> 00:02:38,130 The shit they put on TV. 51 00:02:38,130 --> 00:02:41,380 [sighs] Come on, Dolph. Would you please stop moaning? 52 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:46,838 In two days, we're out of Eden, spending all our money on margaritas. 53 00:02:47,421 --> 00:02:50,088 It would be easier to just rob a bank. 54 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:52,630 [chuckles] Well, I don't do easy, right? 55 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:56,171 And no bank in Eden's got untraceable credits and unlimited funds. 56 00:02:56,171 --> 00:03:01,005 No, I tell you, that codec is a getaway ticket from this shithole. 57 00:03:01,005 --> 00:03:02,588 No need to be so tense. 58 00:03:03,796 --> 00:03:05,630 Oh, right. That one's metal. 59 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:08,755 [epic music playing] 60 00:03:09,338 --> 00:03:10,963 Okay. Let's do this. 61 00:03:10,963 --> 00:03:12,255 I'm just saying, Dolph. 62 00:03:12,255 --> 00:03:15,255 Being a rebel outlaw means adapting to circumstance. 63 00:03:15,255 --> 00:03:17,463 You should learn to, uh, I don't know, 64 00:03:18,046 --> 00:03:19,546 embrace the chaos? 65 00:03:19,546 --> 00:03:20,921 [music continues] 66 00:03:20,921 --> 00:03:23,505 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 67 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,255 [music intensifying] 68 00:03:31,255 --> 00:03:33,171 Do you know who you're talking to? 69 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,630 No, you do not interrupt me when I'm s-- 70 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:36,588 [exclaims] 71 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:43,338 You know these things give you brain cancer, right? 72 00:03:43,338 --> 00:03:45,546 {\an8}Wait, wait. Well, okay, what do you want? My-- my car? 73 00:03:45,546 --> 00:03:47,171 My money? [whimpers] 74 00:03:47,171 --> 00:03:48,088 Actually, 75 00:03:48,088 --> 00:03:49,296 we want you. 76 00:03:50,921 --> 00:03:52,546 {\an8}- What? - [sirens wailing] 77 00:03:52,546 --> 00:03:56,088 [Dolph's partner groans] Fucking pigs. Never not there when you don't need 'em. 78 00:03:56,088 --> 00:03:58,005 Dolph Laserhawk! 79 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,255 You are in possession of stolen property. 80 00:04:00,255 --> 00:04:02,838 Your brain and body belong to Eden Tech Military. 81 00:04:02,838 --> 00:04:04,171 [scanner] Scan complete. 82 00:04:04,171 --> 00:04:05,088 - You good? - Yeah. 83 00:04:05,088 --> 00:04:07,463 - Wait! [whimpering] - [partner] End of the road, asshole. 84 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:09,005 - What are you doing? - [partner grunts] 85 00:04:09,005 --> 00:04:10,505 [screaming] 86 00:04:10,505 --> 00:04:11,421 [sergeant] Oh shit! 87 00:04:12,546 --> 00:04:13,880 [officer screams] 88 00:04:20,005 --> 00:04:21,921 You should get that guy on your three. 89 00:04:21,921 --> 00:04:23,171 I don't backseat drive... 90 00:04:25,046 --> 00:04:26,713 you don't front-seat shoot. 91 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:33,421 Fire! 92 00:04:42,505 --> 00:04:44,546 Oh, let's play! Come on! 93 00:04:44,546 --> 00:04:46,338 - [grenade clicks] - [sergeant laughing madly] 94 00:04:46,338 --> 00:04:47,255 Oh shit. 95 00:04:50,296 --> 00:04:54,546 [wolf-whistles] Barbecued pork. Mwah. Smells like justice. 96 00:04:54,546 --> 00:04:55,671 Keep an eye on the road. 97 00:04:58,421 --> 00:05:01,171 [car AI] You are now entering an antigravity road. 98 00:05:01,171 --> 00:05:02,963 All manual functions are disconnected. 99 00:05:02,963 --> 00:05:04,338 [partner] Mmm? Fuck. 100 00:05:05,588 --> 00:05:07,588 [smooth jazz music playing] 101 00:05:07,588 --> 00:05:09,171 Can you hack into the system? 102 00:05:09,171 --> 00:05:10,963 Mm-mmm. Takes too much time. 103 00:05:15,171 --> 00:05:16,130 [guns clicking] 104 00:05:18,463 --> 00:05:19,588 [sergeant growling] 105 00:05:19,588 --> 00:05:21,296 [sighs] I guess we're fucked. 106 00:05:21,296 --> 00:05:22,213 Oh? 107 00:05:22,213 --> 00:05:25,046 [music continues romantically] 108 00:05:25,046 --> 00:05:26,338 Wish me luck. 109 00:05:26,338 --> 00:05:27,255 Dolph? 110 00:05:31,088 --> 00:05:32,088 [music continues] 111 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,713 Damn. That's my boy. 112 00:05:41,713 --> 00:05:43,296 [sergeant] O-Oh... 113 00:05:43,796 --> 00:05:45,421 - [grunts] - Uh-oh. 114 00:05:45,421 --> 00:05:46,588 Die! 115 00:05:47,338 --> 00:05:49,963 - [missiles whistling] - [gravity warbling] 116 00:05:55,796 --> 00:05:58,296 [groans] Fucking idiot copper. 117 00:05:59,130 --> 00:05:59,963 [people scream] 118 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,421 [epic music playing] 119 00:06:04,421 --> 00:06:05,463 Dolph! 120 00:06:11,296 --> 00:06:12,755 [people screaming] 121 00:06:12,755 --> 00:06:14,463 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 122 00:06:16,338 --> 00:06:17,296 [grunts] Yes! 123 00:06:18,088 --> 00:06:19,255 [straining] 124 00:06:22,255 --> 00:06:24,338 Dolph! I don't think we're gonna make it. 125 00:06:24,338 --> 00:06:27,213 If you've got any good ideas, now is the time! 126 00:06:37,171 --> 00:06:38,463 [triumphant music playing] 127 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:39,880 [Dolph grunts] 128 00:06:43,546 --> 00:06:45,005 [sergeant screaming] 129 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,255 [groaning] 130 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:50,796 [mutters] Laserhawk! 131 00:06:50,796 --> 00:06:53,046 [music fades] 132 00:06:54,505 --> 00:06:56,921 [lounge music playing] 133 00:06:59,213 --> 00:07:01,546 [partner] You know, that was hot. 134 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,130 Oh, shut up. 135 00:07:05,171 --> 00:07:06,171 That was close. 136 00:07:14,213 --> 00:07:18,338 [music fades] 137 00:07:21,463 --> 00:07:26,838 [darksynthwave music playing] 138 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:37,088 [music ends] 139 00:07:37,088 --> 00:07:39,046 {\an8}[news report music playing] 140 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:47,796 Carnage on the highway in the center of MegaCity 2 this afternoon. 141 00:07:47,796 --> 00:07:54,005 A terrorist attack has killed 252 people and injured 367 others. 142 00:07:54,005 --> 00:07:57,838 I would like to warn our younger viewers. Some of these scenes are... disturbing. 143 00:07:57,838 --> 00:07:59,005 [victim screaming] 144 00:07:59,005 --> 00:08:03,338 The terrorists, Dolph Laserhawk and Alex Taylor, are still on the run. 145 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:07,671 Our valiant police force is on the case and will bring them to justice. 146 00:08:07,671 --> 00:08:11,005 But who is Dolph Laserhawk? Let's find out. 147 00:08:12,088 --> 00:08:13,796 [intense music playing] 148 00:08:13,796 --> 00:08:17,338 [narrator] The only son of an immigrant thief and a sex worker. 149 00:08:17,963 --> 00:08:20,546 Addicted to crack at only nine years old. 150 00:08:20,546 --> 00:08:25,213 Saved from certain death by Eden's Military Redemption Program. 151 00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:29,755 But all this time, Laserhawk was working in the shadows 152 00:08:29,755 --> 00:08:32,671 for Eden's public enemy number one, 153 00:08:32,671 --> 00:08:34,630 Marcus Holloway. 154 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:38,546 The Hawk didn't hesitate to bite the hand that saved him. 155 00:08:38,546 --> 00:08:40,130 Tonight, 156 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:44,880 dive into a story full of sex, drugs, manipulation, and violence, 157 00:08:45,546 --> 00:08:46,713 in... 158 00:08:48,255 --> 00:08:49,796 Traitor. 159 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,630 [announcer] This program viewing is mandatory. 160 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:53,671 Every offender will get a 500-credit fine. 161 00:08:54,255 --> 00:08:56,838 Fascinating. A must-watch for everybody. 162 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:58,880 [inhales] Now... 163 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,213 I would like to take a moment and address these terrorists myself. 164 00:09:04,463 --> 00:09:08,338 Dolph Laserhawk, Alex Taylor, you've destroyed a city. 165 00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:12,963 Yes, you've injured innocent citizens of Eden, mothers, fathers, children, 166 00:09:12,963 --> 00:09:15,796 and you've killed officers of our precious police force. 167 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:17,963 But let me tell you this. 168 00:09:17,963 --> 00:09:21,088 You will never, ever destroy our way of life. 169 00:09:21,088 --> 00:09:24,838 Eden will stand fearless and more united than ever. 170 00:09:27,171 --> 00:09:30,921 {\an8}Okay. Stay with us. Must Dance Live coming right up after the break. 171 00:09:30,921 --> 00:09:33,546 We've got 500 UBI credits for you to win. 172 00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:39,963 [darksynthwave music playing] 173 00:09:39,963 --> 00:09:41,880 [supervisor] Okay. Listen up. 174 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,838 I need one Level 2 bot engineer and two handlers. 175 00:09:45,838 --> 00:09:47,796 Me! Me! Take me! I've got three kid-- 176 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:51,046 [candidate grunts] Shut the fuck up! I'm the best engineer here. 177 00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:52,755 [guard] Calm the fuck down! 178 00:09:52,755 --> 00:09:55,713 Or else all you're gonna get is a fucking bullet between your eyes. 179 00:09:55,713 --> 00:09:56,838 Am I clear? 180 00:09:59,255 --> 00:10:00,088 Open up. 181 00:10:03,546 --> 00:10:06,421 Oh. Uh... Sorry. Mr. Vice President, sir. 182 00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:08,963 May I ask who is this gentleman? 183 00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:12,505 He's Mr. None Of Your Fucking Business, got it? Now open the gate. 184 00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:14,213 A-All right. Sure. 185 00:10:19,338 --> 00:10:20,921 {\an8}[elevator] Please get out of the vehicle. 186 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,255 [metal creaking] 187 00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:31,338 [chattering on cell phone, indistinct] 188 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,630 I'm sorry, sir, but you know the rules. Visitors are not allowed. 189 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:40,046 - No touching. - [blow lands] 190 00:10:40,796 --> 00:10:41,796 Behind me, sir! 191 00:10:42,338 --> 00:10:43,588 You! Hands where I can s-- 192 00:10:43,588 --> 00:10:44,963 - [groans] - [body thuds] 193 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:49,213 Very clever move. I guess we go full-on stealth mode now. 194 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,880 [stealthy music playing] 195 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,005 [Alex] Here we are, at the heart of Eden's death machine. 196 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:57,005 An abyss full of stuff. 197 00:10:57,005 --> 00:10:58,838 [Dolph] Are you sure the codec is in here? 198 00:10:58,838 --> 00:11:02,255 [Alex] Of course, I'm sure. My source is airtight. 199 00:11:02,255 --> 00:11:03,630 You know, come to think of it, 200 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,921 it's a clever idea from the Board of Directors. 201 00:11:05,921 --> 00:11:09,171 You know, to hide the codec in the perfect haystack. 202 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,463 [blow lands] 203 00:11:13,921 --> 00:11:14,755 [Dolph] Yeah, right. 204 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:17,505 The Board of Directors has never had any good ideas. 205 00:11:18,755 --> 00:11:20,796 {\an8}[Alex] Y-Yeah, I know where you're coming from, Dolph, 206 00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:22,671 but... think about the codec. 207 00:11:23,171 --> 00:11:26,088 {\an8}I mean, unlimited generation of real credits, 208 00:11:26,088 --> 00:11:28,130 {\an8}untraceable by Eden's security? 209 00:11:28,963 --> 00:11:30,630 This thing's gonna make us rich. 210 00:11:31,213 --> 00:11:32,588 [Dolph] Okay. This is it. 211 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:35,921 [scanner] TNS scan activated. 212 00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:40,421 Welcome, Mr. Vice President. 213 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:49,005 [sighs] Thank God. I missed your beautiful face. 214 00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:50,380 [Dolph] Let's get this over with. 215 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,463 It's a video game. 216 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,296 I-I know with that casing, it's kind of underwhelming, 217 00:11:59,296 --> 00:12:00,963 but this is the real deal. 218 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:04,380 Just plug it into Eden's system, and the credits will flow. 219 00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:07,588 More than we'll ever need. 220 00:12:08,505 --> 00:12:12,046 [both sighing] 221 00:12:12,046 --> 00:12:17,046 [lounge music playing] 222 00:12:18,546 --> 00:12:19,421 [Dolph] Alex... 223 00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:21,880 I know. 224 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:24,296 - [gunfire] - [both grunting] 225 00:12:24,296 --> 00:12:25,296 [tense music playing] 226 00:12:25,296 --> 00:12:27,588 [laughter] 227 00:12:28,171 --> 00:12:31,796 [voice] Captain-fucking-Laserhawk. 228 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:35,505 A billion credits' worth of Eden upgrades, and you're here. 229 00:12:37,588 --> 00:12:39,755 Stealing video games. 230 00:12:40,755 --> 00:12:42,838 One! You're gonna give me that cartridge. 231 00:12:42,838 --> 00:12:47,088 And two! You're gonna give yourself up, Captain Laserjoke. 232 00:12:47,088 --> 00:12:49,463 I'm gonna have to kill you for that terrible pun. 233 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,921 - [fingers snap] - Hey! You're that guy from TV, right? 234 00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:54,046 [Red stammers] I'm not "that guy from TV"! 235 00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:56,255 I dedicated myself to this army, 236 00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:59,463 and they picked you for their ultimate cyber soldier?! 237 00:12:59,463 --> 00:13:02,588 [exhales] Fucking identity politics ruin everything! 238 00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:03,755 Here we go again. 239 00:13:03,755 --> 00:13:07,171 [Red] Form the rainbow! 240 00:13:08,046 --> 00:13:11,213 [Niji 6] Niji 6! 241 00:13:12,546 --> 00:13:14,088 [Black] Ready to blow his face off, Red. 242 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:15,463 [Red] No rockets. 243 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,671 Make sure Laserpigeon's cyber parts stay intact, 244 00:13:18,671 --> 00:13:20,463 so the boss can reinstall them. 245 00:13:20,463 --> 00:13:22,671 [Yellow] You mean reinstall on you. 246 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,296 [Red] Yes. No! N-- That's not the point. 247 00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:26,546 [Violet] I was just asking myself. Can I get the arm? 248 00:13:26,546 --> 00:13:28,213 [Red] No, you cannot get the arm! 249 00:13:28,213 --> 00:13:30,255 Is it too much to ask to focus on the mission?! 250 00:13:30,255 --> 00:13:32,963 You know, I never really got the whole rainbow thing. 251 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,046 Yeah. 252 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:36,838 Me neither. 253 00:13:36,838 --> 00:13:38,088 - [footsteps running] - [grunts] 254 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,880 [Niji 6 gasping] 255 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:40,796 [Alex grunts] 256 00:13:40,796 --> 00:13:42,005 [epic music playing] 257 00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:44,796 [Dolph grunts] 258 00:13:45,588 --> 00:13:48,838 {\an8}[retro game music playing] 259 00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:53,463 [game voice] Get ready! 260 00:13:55,588 --> 00:13:56,421 [Dolph grunts] 261 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,338 [game voice] Fight! 262 00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:02,380 - [shot hits] - [Dolph groans] 263 00:14:03,171 --> 00:14:04,505 - [grunts] - [blows landing] 264 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,463 [grunts] 265 00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:07,588 - [shot hits] - [Dolph groans] 266 00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:09,130 [grunts] 267 00:14:09,963 --> 00:14:11,630 [blows landing] 268 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:13,005 [Niji 6 screaming] 269 00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:14,671 [game voice] KO! 270 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,380 [Yellow] Dodge this! [laughs] 271 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,296 [Dolph groans] 272 00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:20,880 [yells] 273 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:23,963 [grunts] 274 00:14:24,963 --> 00:14:26,255 [music fading] 275 00:14:26,255 --> 00:14:27,255 [both grunting] 276 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:28,171 [Violet groans] 277 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:32,630 - [Green groans] - [Red] Looking for this? 278 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:34,213 - [shots hitting] - [Dolph groaning] 279 00:14:34,213 --> 00:14:36,755 - [gunshots] - [Dolph grunting] 280 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:37,880 [groans] 281 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,671 - [groaning] - [Red] You like that? 282 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,088 - [Dolph groaning] - [Red] There you go. 283 00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,463 [Dolph breathing heavily] 284 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,213 [Alex inhales] 285 00:14:46,963 --> 00:14:48,505 - [exhales] - [gunshot] 286 00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:49,421 [Red groans] 287 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,005 - [Dolph roars] - [blow lands] 288 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,255 [Red whimpering] 289 00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:56,546 [groans] 290 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,588 Laserjoke! 291 00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:00,505 [explosions] 292 00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:01,630 Dolph! 293 00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:06,296 [Dolph grunts] 294 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,630 [metal bangs] 295 00:15:10,046 --> 00:15:10,880 [Dolph grunts] 296 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:21,505 You didn't need to fight the whole gummy bear gestapo. 297 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,338 {\an8}[Dolph] I had to know you'd be safe. 298 00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:27,630 {\an8}Otherwise, this is worth nothing. 299 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,505 [Alex sighs] That's sweet of you. 300 00:15:30,671 --> 00:15:33,671 But seriously, you didn't need to fight them. 301 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,963 - There is no happy ending to this. - [Dolph grunts] 302 00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:43,505 My source had a price in exchange for giving me the location. 303 00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,213 The codec... for you. 304 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,421 [Dolph] What? 305 00:15:47,421 --> 00:15:50,755 You gave me up... for money? 306 00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:54,255 [sighs] It's not nearly that simple. 307 00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:56,255 This is bigger than you and me, Dolph. 308 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,588 The revolution must happen. 309 00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,880 None of us are free until Eden falls, 310 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,338 and this gives me everything I need to make it. 311 00:16:07,296 --> 00:16:08,130 [Dolph grunts] 312 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:09,546 Those plans we made, 313 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,755 leaving Eden together, that was just the job, right? 314 00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:15,463 You were always gonna turn me in. 315 00:16:15,463 --> 00:16:17,921 I do love you, but... 316 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:22,338 the cause is worth any sacrifice. 317 00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:25,255 [Dolph chuckles] 318 00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:27,088 Hell of an apocalypse we're having, right? 319 00:16:31,713 --> 00:16:34,088 - [gasps] - [gunshots] 320 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:46,505 [Dolph breathing shakily] 321 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,921 [muffled banging] 322 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:51,213 [muffled grunting] 323 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:54,880 - Can you please stop that? - [wrestler grunts] 324 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,338 - I'm trying to focus. - You got a problem, pig face? 325 00:16:57,338 --> 00:16:58,421 Guys, look! 326 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:00,380 [Dolph grunting] 327 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,630 Here. Let me help you. 328 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,880 Hey! Don't you fucking touch-- 329 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,921 [muttering] 330 00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:09,005 [chuckles] Sorry. 331 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:09,963 I'm Jade. 332 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,296 - And this is Pey'j, my uncle. - [Pey'j] Okay. I'm all right. 333 00:17:12,838 --> 00:17:14,588 [Jade] Oh yeah. The genius over there is-- 334 00:17:14,588 --> 00:17:16,630 Hey! I'm Cody Rhodes! 335 00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:19,088 {\an8}And I'm supposed to be fighting for the championship tomorrow! 336 00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:21,755 And you're Captain Dolph Laserhawk, 337 00:17:21,755 --> 00:17:24,796 ex-Eden special op and now public enemy number two. 338 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,213 Smile. 339 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,796 Or don't. 340 00:17:28,796 --> 00:17:29,921 Where are we? 341 00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:32,463 I don't know. We just woke up here like you did. 342 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,005 I think we were drugged or something. 343 00:17:36,213 --> 00:17:37,213 - Huh? - [Pey'j] Jesus! 344 00:17:37,213 --> 00:17:38,630 [ancient music playing] 345 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,755 [hooded figure] I can feel the blood of my Brotherhood 346 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,338 trying to say something to me. 347 00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:44,380 {\an8}We are here for a reason. 348 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,421 {\an8}Our memories live on past us, embedded in the DNA of our ancestors. 349 00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:49,921 That's a fucking frog. 350 00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:51,213 [Dolph] Yeah. That's a frog. 351 00:17:51,213 --> 00:17:52,588 Yes. I'm a frog, all right? 352 00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,630 But, uh... First and foremost, 353 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:57,338 I am from the Brotherhood of the Assassins. 354 00:17:57,338 --> 00:17:58,796 My name is Bull-- 355 00:17:58,796 --> 00:18:01,088 [retching] 356 00:18:01,088 --> 00:18:03,130 - Jesus! - [Dolph] That's a strange name. 357 00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:08,088 Wait. Wait, look. There's something in there. 358 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:13,296 Oh my God. This is the Supermaxx. Does this mean we are actually in the-- 359 00:18:13,296 --> 00:18:15,630 [alarm blaring] 360 00:18:18,421 --> 00:18:20,505 I sense that an enemy approaches. 361 00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:22,046 Yeah. We kinda get that too. 362 00:18:22,046 --> 00:18:26,713 Okay, cool. We got numbers on our side. It's our best shot at escaping this pit. 363 00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:28,130 You move on my signal. 364 00:18:28,963 --> 00:18:29,963 [blaring stops] 365 00:18:31,921 --> 00:18:36,296 [footsteps approaching] 366 00:18:39,213 --> 00:18:41,713 I am the Warden of Supermaxx, 367 00:18:41,713 --> 00:18:43,796 and I've got three things to say to you. 368 00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:45,796 Number one. 369 00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,255 - You're my-- - Now! [yelling] 370 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:49,338 [device activates] 371 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:58,046 Okay. I'm gonna skip right to number three, I guess. 372 00:18:58,046 --> 00:19:02,130 Yeah, you got a bomb in your brain. And you do shit like that, boom. 373 00:19:03,255 --> 00:19:06,338 So, back to number one. You're my prisoners. 374 00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:09,671 I brought you together because you each possess a unique quality. 375 00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:14,088 Number two. To the world outside, you don't exist anymore. 376 00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:18,630 Congratulations. You're now my new special team of operatives. 377 00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:22,171 If that's what this is, go ahead and execute me. 378 00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:24,630 I'd rather be a corpse than work for Eden again. 379 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:28,588 Oh, a shame. I thought you'd be interested in finding that boyfriend of yours. 380 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:31,963 [Dolph] What do you know? 381 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,671 Speak. Now 382 00:19:35,296 --> 00:19:37,796 [Warden] Well, if you shoot now, you'll never find out, will you? 383 00:19:38,505 --> 00:19:39,713 [Dolph grumbles] 384 00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,046 [Warden] Don't you worry. 385 00:19:41,671 --> 00:19:43,171 You won't be working for Eden. 386 00:19:43,838 --> 00:19:45,630 You'll be working for me. 387 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:47,505 [rock music playing] 388 00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:50,838 Get some rest. Your first mission starts at 0800. 389 00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:57,796 ♪ Holding on day by day ♪ 390 00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,546 ♪ Standing tall till my back breaks ♪ 391 00:20:00,546 --> 00:20:03,130 ♪ Shaking like an earthquake ♪ 392 00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:05,505 ♪ All I know is I'll stay ♪ 393 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,213 ♪ I can't recall emergency ♪ 394 00:20:08,213 --> 00:20:10,880 ♪ Just another casualty ♪ 395 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,338 ♪ All I feel is darkness ♪ 396 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,880 ♪ Pressing down on my chest ♪ 397 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:21,088 ♪ There are places I feel safest ♪ 398 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:26,213 ♪ This is not the situation ♪ 399 00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:30,046 ♪ Lifeline, am I history ♪ 400 00:20:30,046 --> 00:20:33,546 ♪ Give me one sign ♪ 401 00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:36,171 ♪ I will survive ♪ 402 00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:38,213 ♪ Black night ♪ 403 00:20:38,213 --> 00:20:40,380 ♪ One foot in the grave ♪ 404 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:45,463 ♪ Till the white light crashes on me ♪ 405 00:20:45,463 --> 00:20:47,338 ♪ Where's my lifeline... ♪