1 00:00:05,958 --> 00:00:08,500 [dark music playing] 2 00:00:11,208 --> 00:00:14,708 Do you wanna be entertained? Don't change the channel. 3 00:00:14,791 --> 00:00:18,375 Because in two minutes, I will die before your eyes. 4 00:00:19,041 --> 00:00:23,833 {\an8}I've leaked my location to your overlord, Eden Innovation Technologies, 5 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:26,791 {\an8}a corporation that rose from a crumbling empire 6 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:30,958 that was once called the United States of America. 7 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:34,083 Crime, poverty, anarchy. 8 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:37,791 {\an8}Eden made it all disappear by bringing UBI, 9 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:43,375 {\an8}Universal Basic Income, an idealist stipend for obedience. 10 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:47,375 Yeah. Eden saved you. They brought you stability. 11 00:00:47,916 --> 00:00:50,375 You're free now. Mm-hmm. 12 00:00:50,458 --> 00:00:53,125 You're free to work, as long as it's for Eden. 13 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:56,250 You're free to eat, as long as it's Eden's food. 14 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:59,041 Free to consume Eden's revisionist bullshit. 15 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,375 And if you don't agree... 16 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:02,166 [exhales] 17 00:01:02,666 --> 00:01:06,291 ...they will instantaneously turn you into something you're not. 18 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,708 A monster. A terrorist to shoot on sight. 19 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:12,083 No arrest. No trial. Just as they're about to murder me. 20 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:14,916 So you bow before Eden, 21 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,333 regurgitating their propaganda in exchange for their daily handouts. 22 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:24,583 [distorted] But deep inside you, you know there is only one way out. 23 00:01:24,666 --> 00:01:27,541 - [door slams] - [gunfire] 24 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:32,083 You're done being entertained. 25 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,541 {\an8}There is another way. 26 00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:35,375 {\an8}Join us. 27 00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:37,083 {\an8}[distorted] Join the revolution. 28 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:42,416 [announcer] The Board of Directors, in association with Eden Burger, presents, 29 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,666 live from MegaCity 2, 30 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:47,083 {\an8}it's The Eden Late Show, 31 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:51,375 {\an8}with your host, Rayman! 32 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:52,875 Whoo! Yeah! 33 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:56,125 - Whoo! Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much. - [applause, cheering] 34 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:59,833 We got a fantastic show for you tonight with amazing guests. 35 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:03,083 {\an8}We're gonna have Blue from the Niji 6. Yeah, yeah, give it up. 36 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:06,666 Also with us tonight, before his big steel-cage match on Saturday, 37 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:09,458 champion of the Eden Wrestling Federation, 38 00:02:09,541 --> 00:02:11,666 {\an8}the Eden Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! 39 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:13,791 So stay with us. Stay tuned. 40 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,375 We'll be back right af... 41 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:16,458 [viewer] Fuck off! 42 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,291 I don't care how goddamn busy he is. You know who I am? 43 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:21,541 You tell that fucker I'm his boss's boss's boss, 44 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,385 and if he's not on the phone in five seconds, 45 00:02:23,416 --> 00:02:26,541 he'll be catching mutant rats for dinner in the goddamn Wasteland. 46 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:27,500 Got it? 47 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:29,458 [can clattering] 48 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,640 [figure in coat] Know what the worst part 49 00:02:33,666 --> 00:02:35,583 of living in a fascist, dystopian hellscape is? 50 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,125 The shit they put on TV. 51 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:41,375 [sighs] Come on, Dolph. Would you please stop moaning? 52 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:46,833 In two days, we're out of Eden, spending all our money on margaritas. 53 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:50,083 It would be easier to just rob a bank. 54 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:52,625 [chuckles] Well, I don't do easy, right? 55 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:56,166 And no bank in Eden's got untraceable credits and unlimited funds. 56 00:02:56,250 --> 00:03:01,000 No, I tell you, that codec is a getaway ticket from this shithole. 57 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:02,583 No need to be so tense. 58 00:03:03,791 --> 00:03:05,625 Oh, right. That one's metal. 59 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:08,750 [epic music playing] 60 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,958 Okay. Let's do this. 61 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:12,250 I'm just saying, Dolph. 62 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:15,250 Being a rebel outlaw means adapting to circumstance. 63 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,458 You should learn to, uh, I don't know, 64 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:19,541 embrace the chaos? 65 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:20,916 [music continues] 66 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,500 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 67 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,250 [music intensifying] 68 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,166 Do you know who you're talking to? 69 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,625 No, you do not interrupt me when I'm s... 70 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:36,708 [exclaims] 71 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:43,333 You know these things give you brain cancer, right? 72 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:45,576 {\an8}Wait, wait. Well, okay, what do you want? My... my car? 73 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,166 My money? [whimpers] 74 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:48,083 Actually, 75 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,291 we want you. 76 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:52,541 {\an8}- What? - [sirens wailing] 77 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:56,083 [Dolph's partner groans] Fucking pigs. Never not there when you don't need 'em. 78 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:58,000 Dolph Laserhawk! 79 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,250 You are in possession of stolen property. 80 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,833 Your brain and body belong to Eden Tech Military. 81 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,166 [scanner] Scan complete. 82 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:05,083 - You good? - Yeah. 83 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:07,458 - Wait! [whimpering] - [partner] End of the road, asshole. 84 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:09,059 - What are you doing? - [partner grunts] 85 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,500 [screaming] 86 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:11,583 [sergeant] Oh shit! 87 00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:13,875 [officer screams] 88 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,916 You should get that guy on your three. 89 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,166 I don't backseat drive... 90 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:26,708 you don't front-seat shoot. 91 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,416 Fire! 92 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,541 Oh, let's play! Come on! 93 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:46,392 - [grenade clicks] - [sergeant laughing madly] 94 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:47,416 Oh shit. 95 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:54,541 [wolf-whistles] Barbecued pork. Mwah. Smells like justice. 96 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:55,666 Keep an eye on the road. 97 00:04:58,416 --> 00:05:01,166 [car AI] You are now entering an antigravity road. 98 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,958 All manual functions are disconnected. 99 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,333 [partner] Mmm? Fuck. 100 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,583 [smooth jazz music playing] 101 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:09,166 Can you hack into the system? 102 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,958 Mm-mmm. Takes too much time. 103 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,166 [guns clicking] 104 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:19,583 [sergeant growling] 105 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,291 [sighs] I guess we're fucked. 106 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:22,208 Oh? 107 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:25,041 [music continues romantically] 108 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,333 Wish me luck. 109 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:27,416 Dolph? 110 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:32,083 [music continues] 111 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:41,708 Damn. That's my boy. 112 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:43,291 [sergeant] O-Oh... 113 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:45,416 - [grunts] - Uh-oh. 114 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,583 Die! 115 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,958 - [missiles whistling] - [gravity warbling] 116 00:05:55,791 --> 00:05:58,291 [groans] Fucking idiot copper. 117 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:00,125 [people scream] 118 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:03,416 [epic music playing] 119 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:05,458 Dolph! 120 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:12,750 [people screaming] 121 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,458 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 122 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:17,333 [grunts] Yes! 123 00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:19,250 [straining] 124 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,333 Dolph! I don't think we're gonna make it. 125 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:27,208 If you've got any good ideas, now is the time! 126 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:38,458 [triumphant music playing] 127 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:39,875 [Dolph grunts] 128 00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,000 [sergeant screaming] 129 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,250 [groaning] 130 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,791 [mutters] Laserhawk! 131 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:53,041 [music fades] 132 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,916 [lounge music playing] 133 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,541 [partner] You know, that was hot. 134 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:03,125 Oh, shut up. 135 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:06,166 That was close. 136 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:18,333 [music fades] 137 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:26,833 [darksynthwave music playing] 138 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:37,083 [music ends] 139 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,041 {\an8}[news report music playing] 140 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:47,791 Carnage on the highway in the center of MegaCity 2 this afternoon. 141 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:54,000 A terrorist attack has killed 252 people and injured 367 others. 142 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:57,833 I would like to warn our younger viewers. Some of these scenes are... disturbing. 143 00:07:57,916 --> 00:07:59,000 [victim screaming] 144 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:03,333 The terrorists, Dolph Laserhawk and Alex Taylor, are still on the run. 145 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:07,666 Our valiant police force is on the case and will bring them to justice. 146 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:11,000 But who is Dolph Laserhawk? Let's find out. 147 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,791 [intense music playing] 148 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:17,333 [narrator] The only son of an immigrant thief and a sex worker. 149 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:20,541 Addicted to crack at only nine years old. 150 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:25,208 Saved from certain death by Eden's Military Redemption Program. 151 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:29,750 But all this time, Laserhawk was working in the shadows 152 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:32,666 for Eden's public enemy number one, 153 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,625 Marcus Holloway. 154 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:38,541 The Hawk didn't hesitate to bite the hand that saved him. 155 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:40,125 Tonight, 156 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:44,875 dive into a story full of sex, drugs, manipulation, and violence, 157 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:46,708 in... 158 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,791 Traitor. 159 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:51,675 [announcer] This program viewing is mandatory. 160 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,666 Every offender will get a 500-credit fine. 161 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:56,833 Fascinating. A must-watch for everybody. 162 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,875 [inhales] Now... 163 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:02,208 I would like to take a moment and address these terrorists myself. 164 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:08,333 Dolph Laserhawk, Alex Taylor, you've destroyed a city. 165 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:12,958 Yes, you've injured innocent citizens of Eden, mothers, fathers, children, 166 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:15,791 and you've killed officers of our precious police force. 167 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:17,958 But let me tell you this. 168 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:21,083 You will never, ever destroy our way of life. 169 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:24,833 Eden will stand fearless and more united than ever. 170 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:30,916 {\an8}Okay. Stay with us. Must Dance Live coming right up after the break. 171 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,541 We've got 500 UBI credits for you to win. 172 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:39,958 [darksynthwave music playing] 173 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,875 [supervisor] Okay. Listen up. 174 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:45,833 I need one Level 2 bot engineer and two handlers. 175 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:47,791 Me! Me! Take me! I've got three kid... 176 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:51,041 [candidate grunts] Shut the fuck up! I'm the best engineer here. 177 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,750 [guard] Calm the fuck down! 178 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:55,708 Or else all you're gonna get is a fucking bullet between your eyes. 179 00:09:55,791 --> 00:09:56,833 Am I clear? 180 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,250 Open up. 181 00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:06,416 Oh. Uh... Sorry. Mr. Vice President, sir. 182 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,958 May I ask who is this gentleman? 183 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:12,500 He's Mr. None Of Your Fucking Business, got it? Now open the gate. 184 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,208 A-All right. Sure. 185 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,973 {\an8}[elevator] Please get out of the vehicle. 186 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:29,250 [metal creaking] 187 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,333 [chattering on cell phone, indistinct] 188 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,684 I'm sorry, sir, but you know the rules. Visitors are not allowed. 189 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,041 - No touching. - [blow lands] 190 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:41,791 Behind me, sir! 191 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,583 You! Hands where I can s... 192 00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:44,958 - [groans] - [body thuds] 193 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:49,208 Very clever move. I guess we go full-on stealth mode now. 194 00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:50,875 [stealthy music playing] 195 00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:54,000 [Alex] Here we are, at the heart of Eden's death machine. 196 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:57,000 An abyss full of stuff. 197 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:58,833 [Dolph] Are you sure the codec is in here? 198 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:02,250 [Alex] Of course, I'm sure. My source is airtight. 199 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,625 You know, come to think of it, 200 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:05,916 it's a clever idea from the Board of Directors. 201 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,166 You know, to hide the codec in the perfect haystack. 202 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:12,625 [blow lands] 203 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:14,750 [Dolph] Yeah, right. 204 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:17,500 The Board of Directors has never had any good ideas. 205 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,851 {\an8}[Alex] Y-Yeah, I know where you're coming from, Dolph, 206 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,666 but... think about the codec. 207 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:26,083 {\an8}I mean, unlimited generation of real credits, 208 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,125 {\an8}untraceable by Eden's security? 209 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:30,625 This thing's gonna make us rich. 210 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,583 [Dolph] Okay. This is it. 211 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,916 [scanner] TNS scan activated. 212 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:40,416 Welcome, Mr. Vice President. 213 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:49,000 [sighs] Thank God. I missed your beautiful face. 214 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,403 [Dolph] Let's get this over with. 215 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:55,458 It's a video game. 216 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,291 I-I know with that casing, it's kind of underwhelming, 217 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:00,958 but this is the real deal. 218 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:04,375 Just plug it into Eden's system, and the credits will flow. 219 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,583 More than we'll ever need. 220 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:12,041 [both sighing] 221 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:17,041 [lounge music playing] 222 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:19,541 [Dolph] Alex... 223 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,041 I know. 224 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,291 - [gunfire] - [both grunting] 225 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,291 [tense music playing] 226 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:27,583 [laughter] 227 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:31,791 [voice] Captain-fucking-Laserhawk. 228 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:35,500 A billion credits' worth of Eden upgrades, and you're here. 229 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,750 Stealing video games. 230 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,833 One! You're gonna give me that cartridge. 231 00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:47,083 And two! You're gonna give yourself up, Captain Laserjoke. 232 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,458 I'm gonna have to kill you for that terrible pun. 233 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:51,916 - [fingers snap] - Hey! You're that guy from TV, right? 234 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,041 [Red stammers] I'm not "that guy from TV"! 235 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,250 I dedicated myself to this army, 236 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:59,458 and they picked you for their ultimate cyber soldier?! 237 00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:02,583 [exhales] Fucking identity politics ruin everything! 238 00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:03,750 Here we go again. 239 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:07,166 [Red] Form the rainbow! 240 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:11,208 [Niji 6] Niji 6! 241 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,141 [Black] Ready to blow his face off, Red. 242 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:15,625 [Red] No rockets. 243 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,666 Make sure Laserpigeon's cyber parts stay intact, 244 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,458 so the boss can reinstall them. 245 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,666 [Yellow] You mean reinstall on you. 246 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,351 [Red] Yes. No! N... That's not the point. 247 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,541 [Violet] I was just asking myself. Can I get the arm? 248 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,208 [Red] No, you cannot get the arm! 249 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,250 Is it too much to ask to focus on the mission?! 250 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,958 You know, I never really got the whole rainbow thing. 251 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,125 Yeah. 252 00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,833 Me neither. 253 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,156 - [footsteps running] - [grunts] 254 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:39,875 [Niji 6 gasping] 255 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:40,791 [Alex grunts] 256 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,000 [epic music playing] 257 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:44,958 [Dolph grunts] 258 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:48,833 {\an8}[retro game music playing] 259 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,458 [game voice] Get ready! 260 00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:56,583 [Dolph grunts] 261 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,375 [game voice] Fight! 262 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,493 - [shot hits] - [Dolph groans] 263 00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:04,500 - [grunts] - [blows landing] 264 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:06,458 [grunts] 265 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,701 - [shot hits] - [Dolph groans] 266 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:09,291 [grunts] 267 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,625 [blows landing] 268 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,000 [Niji 6 screaming] 269 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,666 [game voice] KO! 270 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,375 [Yellow] Dodge this! [laughs] 271 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,458 [Dolph groans] 272 00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:20,875 [yells] 273 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,125 [grunts] 274 00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:26,250 [music fading] 275 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,250 [both grunting] 276 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,333 [Violet groans] 277 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,625 - [Green groans] - [Red] Looking for this? 278 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,208 - [shots hitting] - [Dolph groaning] 279 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,750 - [gunshots] - [Dolph grunting] 280 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:37,875 [groans] 281 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,666 - [groaning] - [Red] You like that? 282 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,083 - [Dolph groaning] - [Red] There you go. 283 00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,458 [Dolph breathing heavily] 284 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:46,375 [Alex inhales] 285 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,500 - [exhales] - [gunshot] 286 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:49,416 [Red groans] 287 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,000 - [Dolph roars] - [blow lands] 288 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,250 [Red whimpering] 289 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,541 [groans] 290 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,583 Laserjoke! 291 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,500 [explosions] 292 00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:01,625 Dolph! 293 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,291 [Dolph grunts] 294 00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,625 [metal bangs] 295 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,041 [Dolph grunts] 296 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,500 You didn't need to fight the whole gummy bear gestapo. 297 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,333 {\an8}[Dolph] I had to know you'd be safe. 298 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:27,625 {\an8}Otherwise, this is worth nothing. 299 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,500 [Alex sighs] That's sweet of you. 300 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,666 But seriously, you didn't need to fight them. 301 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,958 - There is no happy ending to this. - [Dolph grunts] 302 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:43,500 My source had a price in exchange for giving me the location. 303 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,208 The codec... for you. 304 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,416 [Dolph] What? 305 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,750 You gave me up... for money? 306 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:54,250 [sighs] It's not nearly that simple. 307 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,250 This is bigger than you and me, Dolph. 308 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,583 The revolution must happen. 309 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,875 None of us are free until Eden falls, 310 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:03,333 and this gives me everything I need to make it. 311 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,125 [Dolph grunts] 312 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,541 Those plans we made, 313 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,750 leaving Eden together, that was just the job, right? 314 00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:15,458 You were always gonna turn me in. 315 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,916 I do love you, but... 316 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:22,333 the cause is worth any sacrifice. 317 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,250 [Dolph chuckles] 318 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,083 Hell of an apocalypse we're having, right? 319 00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:34,083 - [gasps] - [gunshots] 320 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,500 [Dolph breathing shakily] 321 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,916 [muffled banging] 322 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,208 [muffled grunting] 323 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,875 - Can you please stop that? - [wrestler grunts] 324 00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:57,333 - I'm trying to focus. - You got a problem, pig face? 325 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,416 Guys, look! 326 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,375 [Dolph grunting] 327 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,625 Here. Let me help you. 328 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,875 Hey! Don't you fucking touch... 329 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,916 [muttering] 330 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,000 [chuckles] Sorry. 331 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:09,958 I'm Jade. 332 00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:12,441 - And this is Pey'j, my uncle. - [Pey'j] Okay. I'm all right. 333 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:14,583 [Jade] Oh yeah. The genius over there is... 334 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,625 Hey! I'm Cody Rhodes! 335 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,142 {\an8}And I'm supposed to be fighting for the championship tomorrow! 336 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,750 And you're Captain Dolph Laserhawk, 337 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,791 ex-Eden special op and now public enemy number two. 338 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,375 Smile. 339 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:28,791 Or don't. 340 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:29,916 Where are we? 341 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,458 I don't know. We just woke up here like you did. 342 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,000 I think we were drugged or something. 343 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,208 - Huh? - [Pey'j] Jesus! 344 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,625 [ancient music playing] 345 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,809 [hooded figure] I can feel the blood of my Brotherhood 346 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:42,333 trying to say something to me. 347 00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,375 {\an8}We are here for a reason. 348 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:48,416 {\an8}Our memories live on past us, embedded in the DNA of our ancestors. 349 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,916 That's a fucking frog. 350 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,208 [Dolph] Yeah. That's a frog. 351 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,583 Yes. I'm a frog, all right? 352 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,625 But, uh... First and foremost, 353 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,333 I am from the Brotherhood of the Assassins. 354 00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:58,791 My name is Bull... 355 00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,083 [retching] 356 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,125 - Jesus! - [Dolph] That's a strange name. 357 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:08,083 Wait. Wait, look. There's something in there. 358 00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:13,291 Oh my God. This is the Supermaxx. Does this mean we are actually in the... 359 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,625 [alarm blaring] 360 00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:20,500 I sense that an enemy approaches. 361 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,041 Yeah. We kinda get that too. 362 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:26,708 Okay, cool. We got numbers on our side. It's our best shot at escaping this pit. 363 00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:28,125 You move on my signal. 364 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:29,958 [blaring stops] 365 00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:36,291 [footsteps approaching] 366 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,708 I am the Warden of Supermaxx, 367 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,791 and I've got three things to say to you. 368 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,791 Number one. 369 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,250 - You're my... - Now! [yelling] 370 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,333 [device activates] 371 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,041 Okay. I'm gonna skip right to number three, I guess. 372 00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:02,125 Yeah, you got a bomb in your brain. And you do shit like that, boom. 373 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,333 So, back to number one. You're my prisoners. 374 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:09,666 I brought you together because you each possess a unique quality. 375 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:14,083 Number two. To the world outside, you don't exist anymore. 376 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:18,625 Congratulations. You're now my new special team of operatives. 377 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:22,166 If that's what this is, go ahead and execute me. 378 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,625 I'd rather be a corpse than work for Eden again. 379 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:28,583 Oh, a shame. I thought you'd be interested in finding that boyfriend of yours. 380 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,958 [Dolph] What do you know? 381 00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:34,666 Speak. Now 382 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,851 [Warden] Well, if you shoot now, you'll never find out, will you? 383 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,708 [Dolph grumbles] 384 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:41,041 [Warden] Don't you worry. 385 00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,166 You won't be working for Eden. 386 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,625 You'll be working for me. 387 00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,500 [rock music playing] 388 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:50,833 Get some rest. Your first mission starts at 0800. 389 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,791 ♪ Holding on day by day ♪ 390 00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,541 ♪ Standing tall till my back breaks ♪ 391 00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:03,125 ♪ Shaking like an earthquake ♪ 392 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:05,500 ♪ All I know is I'll stay ♪ 393 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,208 ♪ I can't recall emergency ♪ 394 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,875 ♪ Just another casualty ♪ 395 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,333 ♪ All I feel is darkness ♪ 396 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:15,875 ♪ Pressing down on my chest ♪ 397 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:21,083 ♪ There are places I feel safest ♪ 398 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:26,208 ♪ This is not the situation ♪ 399 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:30,041 ♪ Lifeline, am I history ♪ 400 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,541 ♪ Give me one sign ♪ 401 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:36,166 ♪ I will survive ♪ 402 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,208 ♪ Black night ♪ 403 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,375 ♪ One foot in the grave ♪ 404 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:45,458 ♪ Till the white light crashes on me ♪ 405 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:47,333 ♪ Where's my lifeline... ♪