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♪ ♪

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CHOIR LEADER: <i>Can I hear
the opening word:</i> ♪ O... ♪

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<i>Here we go. One, two, three.</i>

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CHOIR LEADER and STUDENTS:
♪ O... ♪

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CHOIR LEADER:
<i>Very good.</i>

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<i>Remember, the text is first.</i>

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<i>"In the beginning was the Word"</i>

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<i>So the text is what
you're concentrating on.</i>

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<i>Make it part of the music.</i>

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- Let's all breathe in.
- (students inhale)

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- Breathe out.
- (students exhale)

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Excellent. Now, let's hear
the opening chord.

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♪ O... ♪

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Good. Middle voices,
a little bit more.

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Higher voices are excellent.

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Bass, a little more breath.

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Try again.

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♪ O... ♪

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Okay, let's run the first verse.

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One...

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♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

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♪ How still we see thee lie ♪

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♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪

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♪ The silent stars go by ♪

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♪ Yet in thy dark streets
shineth ♪

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♪ The everlasting light ♪

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♪ The hopes and fears ♪

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♪ Of all the years ♪

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♪ Are met in thee ♪

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♪ Tonight. ♪

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Really great.
Especially that T at the end.

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All together.

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Very, very good.

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Excellent.

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("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado
playing)

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♪ Let me sleep ♪

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♪ In the slumber
of the morning ♪

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(laughter, indistinct chatter)

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♪ There's nowhere I need to be ♪

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♪ And my dreams
still are calling ♪

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♪ Lay your troubles
on the ground ♪

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♪ No need to worry
about them now ♪

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♪ Daylight shaking
through the trees ♪

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♪ Do not disturb me ♪

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♪ Let me be ♪

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♪ And if you need
a place to land ♪

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♪ Come down when you are weary ♪

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♪ No more clouds to put away ♪

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- ♪ In the slumber of the... ♪
- (song stops abruptly)

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(classical music playing)

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(sighs)

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(muttering)

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Mm...

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(grunts, chuckles)

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(sighs, snickers)

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Philistines.

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Lazy, vulgar,
rancid little Philistines.

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- (knocking at door)
- Hmm?

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MISS CRANE:
Mr. Hunham?

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I'm busy right now.

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Uh, Dr. Woodrup
asked to see you.

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(sighs)

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(grunts)

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What does he want?

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Uh, I think it's
about Christmas break.

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I'll see him presently.

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What's that?

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Christmas cookies.

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I made them for the faculty.

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Well, not all the faculty.
(laughs)

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- Anyway, these are for you.
- Oh. (chuckles)

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("Time Has Come Today" by
The Chambers Brothers playing)

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♪ Time has come today ♪

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(lively chatter)

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♪ Young hearts
can go their way ♪

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♪ Can't put it off another day ♪

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♪ I don't care what others say ♪

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♪ They think we don't
listen anyway ♪

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♪ Time has come today ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ Oh... ♪

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Tully.

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What are you doing
with women's underwear?

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It's the same swimsuit
James Bond wears

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in <i>On Her Majesty's
Secret Service.</i>

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It can't get more masculine
than that.

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Why don't you just wear cutoffs?

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Because I'm going to St. Kitts.

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I'm not going to be
the only dickhead

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on the beach wearing cutoffs.

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(laughs):
Oh. Look out, everyone.

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Tully's going to St. Kitts.

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They still look like panties.

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You're right, Crandall.
You caught me.

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They're your mother's panties.

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Tell her thanks
for the good times!

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Hey, Tully.

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Hey, where are my cigarettes?

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Your cigarettes?

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You stole my fucking cigarettes.

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I resent
that baseless accusation.

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Cut the shit.

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I have no cigarettes now.

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And Briggs says you suddenly
had five of them

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to trade for a skin mag.

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I don't indulge in pornography.

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I get enough of the real thing.

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Especially with Crandall's mom!

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Hey, Kountze.

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Ten dollars for this?

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Looks more like a nickel bag.

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Don't buy that, Harriman.
He's ripping you off.

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- Plus, it's ditch weed.
- Fuck you, Tully.

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This shit's premium weed,
all right?

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And unlike you, I'm stuck here.

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It's got to last me
through Christmas.

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Take pity on him, Harriman.

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He's a poor little Christmas
orphan with nowhere to go.

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Little Christmas orphan
needs his pot and porn.

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Ten minutes, ladies.

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Ten minutes.

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("Silver Joy" by Damien Jurado
resumes)

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(quiet chatter)

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♪ Let me sleep ♪

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♪ In the slumber of tomorrow ♪

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♪ There's nowhere
we need to be ♪

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♪ That will not be there after ♪

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(lively, indistinct chatter)

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♪ Daylight shaking
through the trees ♪

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♪ Do not disturb me ♪

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♪ Let me be ♪

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♪ Keep me with you
on the ground ♪

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♪ All of my worries
behind me now ♪

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♪ And be sure to wake me when ♪

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♪ Eternity begins. ♪

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(indistinct chatter continues)

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I can't believe
you got out of it.

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Luck of the Irish.

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I thought this was your year.

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It was.

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I told Woodrup
my mother has lupus.

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Does she?

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I don't know. Probably.

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We don't talk
about those things.

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So, who got stuck with it?

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Who do you think?

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MR. ROSENSWIEG:
That poor walleyed bastard.

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(pen scratching on paper)

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(sighs)

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Rémy Martin. Louis XIII.

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Christmas gift from
the Board of Trustees.

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Oh, how generous of them.

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Thank you again
for doing this, Hunham.

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I wouldn't have asked
if it weren't an emergency.

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Oh, Mr. Endicott's mother, right.

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What a tragedy.

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It's not as though you had plans
to leave campus anyway.

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And, of course, there's a nice
little bonus in it for you.

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Well... (sighs) <i>"Non nobis
solum nati sumus,"</i> I suppose.

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"Not for ourselves alone
are we born."

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I'm guessing that's Cicero.

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Cicero, yes.

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(chuckling): Very good, Hardy.
You remembered.

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There'll be just four boys
holding over this year.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, yes. I know
a couple of these reprobates.

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Let's be a little more elastic
in our assessment, shall we?

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It's hard enough for them to be
away from home on the holidays.

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Latitude is the last thing
these boys need.

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Paul, at your core,
you're an excellent teacher,

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but your approach to the
students is rather traditional.

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This school was founded in 1797.

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I thought tradition
was our stock in trade.

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- Then let's call it hidebound.
- Ah.

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You know, unwavering,
resistant to...

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Yes, yes, yes, I know
what "hidebound" means.

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Uh, I get it.

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You're still angry
that I failed Jordan Osgood.

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Senator Osgood was very upset

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when Princeton rescinded
Jordan's acceptance, yes.

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And I've continued to
have to deal with the fallout.

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Hardy, are we really supposed
to let these boys just skate by

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as long as Daddy builds
a new gymnasium?

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Of course not.
That's not who we are.

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But we can't be ignorant
to politics.

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That boy is too dumb
to pour piss out of a boot.

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A genuine troglodyte.

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Jesus Christ, Paul.

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He was a legacy and the son
of one of our biggest donors.

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Ever think his dad
might be expecting

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a little consideration
for his dollar?

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And he got it-- a first-class
education for his son.

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Oh, come on, Hardy.

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As Dr. Greene used to say,
"Our one true purpose

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is to produce young men
of good character."

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I don't care what
Dr. Greene used to say.

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"And we cannot sacrifice
our integrity

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on the altar
of their entitlement."

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I'm just trying to instill
basic academic discipline.

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That's my job. Isn't it yours?

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It was.

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Until I became headmaster

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and saw that it's not so simple
to keep the damn school afloat.

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I begged you, begged you
to give the kid a C minus.

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(chuckles):
No.

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There are instructors here
who will do that.

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I am not one of them.

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Here's the manual
and a full set of keys.

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Everything you need to know
is in there.

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Your only task is to ensure

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the boys' absolute safety
and good condition.

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And at least pretend to be
a human being.

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Please.

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It's Christmas.

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<i>(bells jingling)</i>

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♪ ♪

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Fuck this half-day bullshit.

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Where the hell is Walleye?

219
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,155
He's probably jerking off
in the Cobb salad.

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- Why would he do that?
- Because he's Walleye.

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Who knows what
that foul-smelling freak does?

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But you went straight
to the Cobb salad.

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I mean, do you know something?

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Because I eat that Cobb salad.

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<i>Salve,</i> gentlemen.

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Your final exams.

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(Paul clears throat)

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00:12:41,669 --> 00:12:44,573
(whistling Wagner's
"Ride of the Valkyries")

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(whistling stops)

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Hmm.

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I can tell by your faces
that many of you

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are shocked at the outcome.

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I, on the other hand, am not,
because I have had

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the misfortune
of teaching you this semester.

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And even with
my ocular limitations,

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I witnessed firsthand

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your glazed,
uncomprehending expressions.

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Sir, I don't understand.

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That's glaringly apparent.

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No, it's... (sighs)
I can't fail this class.

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Oh, don't sell yourself short,
Mr. Kountze.

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I truly believe that you can.

243
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I'm supposed to go to Cornell.

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Unlikely.

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00:13:47,768 --> 00:13:50,375
Please, sir.
My dad's going to flip out.

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(students murmuring)

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All right. All right.

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Uh, in the spirit of the season,

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I suppose the most
constructive way

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of dealing with
your shortcomings

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is to offer a makeup exam.

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You'll all get a second run
at this after break.

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(students sighing, murmuring)

254
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,972
Of course, it will not
be the same exam.

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You will now be responsible
for new material as well.

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(students groaning, murmuring)

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Your grade will be
an average of the two.

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Please open your books
to chapter six.

259
00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:27,313
The Peloponnesian War, gentlemen.

260
00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:28,985
You've already met Pericles.

261
00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:31,614
Now prepare yourselves
to meet Demosthenes.

262
00:14:31,614 --> 00:14:34,353
No offense, sir,
but is this really

263
00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:36,619
the best time to be starting
a new chapter?

264
00:14:36,619 --> 00:14:41,327
I mean, we all appreciate the,
uh, makeup exam gesture,

265
00:14:41,327 --> 00:14:44,264
but our families are here.

266
00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:46,431
You know, most teachers
have already canceled class.

267
00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:48,763
We have chapel in 40 minutes,
then we're out of here.

268
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,469
- Mm.
- I mean,
our heads are elsewhere.

269
00:14:51,469 --> 00:14:54,967
And where exactly
is your head, Mr. Tully?

270
00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:56,672
Um, I don't know.

271
00:14:56,672 --> 00:14:58,113
St. Kitts. (chuckles)

272
00:14:58,113 --> 00:14:59,180
(chuckles)

273
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,544
Yes, indeed.

274
00:15:00,544 --> 00:15:02,546
I see you've brought
your valise.

275
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:05,351
Spot-on, sir.

276
00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:08,024
It's just that it's been
a really exhausting semester.

277
00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:11,720
Getting into new material now
right before break?

278
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,525
Honestly, it's a little absurd.

279
00:15:14,525 --> 00:15:15,856
Sir.

280
00:15:18,894 --> 00:15:22,071
Well, I would hate to be absurd.

281
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:25,470
So let's just scuttle
the whole thing, shall we,

282
00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:27,736
and let the original
grades stand.

283
00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:30,178
(students groaning, murmuring)

284
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:31,740
Uh, excuse me, sir.

285
00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:34,710
I think, uh, we all liked
the first option better.

286
00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:36,811
What'd you say the guy's
name was? Uh, Demosthe-who?

287
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,253
Of course, I still expect you
to be familiar with chapter six

288
00:15:39,253 --> 00:15:42,421
upon your return,
so pack those textbooks, boys.

289
00:15:42,421 --> 00:15:44,423
And if displeased,

290
00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:47,525
take it up with
your champion-- Mr. Tully.

291
00:15:48,462 --> 00:15:50,099
Dismissed.

292
00:15:51,135 --> 00:15:54,697
(whistling
"Ride of the Valkyries")

293
00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:56,534
(students murmuring)

294
00:15:56,534 --> 00:15:58,866
I got us out early, didn't I?

295
00:15:59,803 --> 00:16:01,869
(church organ playing)

296
00:16:05,578 --> 00:16:10,779
CHOIR and CONGREGATION:
♪ Born thy people to deliver ♪

297
00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:15,685
♪ Born a child and yet a king ♪

298
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:20,591
♪ Born to reign in us forever ♪

299
00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:26,597
♪ Now thy gracious
kingdom bring. ♪

300
00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:29,996
Please be seated.

301
00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:36,475
Welcome, Barton students,
faculty and parents.

302
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:39,379
I know you're all anxious
to start the holidays.

303
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:42,316
I can see the boys
shifting in their seats.

304
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:44,384
- (laughter)
- But before we release you

305
00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:47,486
to your bountiful tables
and the blessings of family,

306
00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:50,126
let us pray for those
less fortunate than we.

307
00:16:51,492 --> 00:16:55,087
Let us remember the poor
and the helpless,

308
00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:58,167
the cold, the hungry
and the oppressed.

309
00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:01,731
Extra reading over vacation
and no makeup test?

310
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,502
Are you fucking kidding me?

311
00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:05,174
Nice work, anus.

312
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:07,066
Can you not talk, please?
I'm trying to pray.

313
00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:09,068
You better pray
I don't catch you alone,

314
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:11,774
because I will full-on
nut-punch you.

315
00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:13,347
Tone it down.

316
00:17:13,347 --> 00:17:15,316
- Jesus can hear you.
- PRIEST: ...and all those

317
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:18,187
who know not
the loving kindness of God.

318
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:20,354
Sorry to hear about
your mother, Endicott.

319
00:17:20,354 --> 00:17:21,784
What?

320
00:17:21,784 --> 00:17:23,852
Oh. Yes.

321
00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:25,260
Thank you.

322
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,328
Yeah. We're all pulling for her.

323
00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:29,022
PRIEST:
...and your grace.

324
00:17:29,022 --> 00:17:33,026
And finally, let us pray
for the soul of Curtis Lamb,

325
00:17:33,026 --> 00:17:35,699
Barton class of 1969.

326
00:17:35,699 --> 00:17:38,669
Just this year,
Curtis gave his life valiantly

327
00:17:38,669 --> 00:17:40,869
in the service of his country.

328
00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:44,312
And let us once again extend
our deepest condolences

329
00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:47,139
to one of the most cherished
members of the Barton family,

330
00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:48,844
his mother Mary.

331
00:17:49,847 --> 00:17:52,144
Mary, we remember Curtis

332
00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:54,718
as such an outstanding
and promising young man,

333
00:17:54,718 --> 00:17:57,325
and we know this holiday season

334
00:17:57,325 --> 00:18:00,295
will be especially difficult
without him.

335
00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:04,398
Please know that we
accompany you in your grief.

336
00:18:05,929 --> 00:18:08,303
May the all-powerful God
who protected Abraham

337
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:12,131
when he left his native land
protect all our brave soldiers

338
00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:15,409
until they are delivered
safely home to us.

339
00:18:15,409 --> 00:18:18,071
We ask this through
Christ our Lord.

340
00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:19,512
Amen.

341
00:18:19,512 --> 00:18:21,514
CONGREGATION:
Amen.

342
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:24,176
I wish you all
a very Merry Christmas.

343
00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:27,553
Or, as the case may be,
a very Happy Hanukkah.

344
00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:29,555
(light laughter)

345
00:18:29,555 --> 00:18:31,623
(organ playing
"Joy to the World")

346
00:18:37,862 --> 00:18:39,895
(quiet chatter)

347
00:18:43,065 --> 00:18:45,736
DR. WOODRUP: Congressman,
Merry Christmas to you.

348
00:18:45,736 --> 00:18:48,871
(overlapping chatter,
Christmas greetings)

349
00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:50,675
Merry Christmas, everyone.

350
00:18:50,675 --> 00:18:52,105
Merry Christmas.

351
00:18:52,105 --> 00:18:53,513
Hey. Good to see you.

352
00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:55,449
Nice to see you.
Merry Christmas.

353
00:18:55,449 --> 00:18:57,550
(chatter continues)

354
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:03,754
Angus Tully.

355
00:19:03,754 --> 00:19:05,591
You have a phone call.

356
00:19:10,961 --> 00:19:12,928
ANGUS:
<i>You're telling me this now?</i>

357
00:19:12,928 --> 00:19:14,369
JUDY (over phone):
Sweetheart, listen.

358
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:16,437
I know it's last minute,
and I am...

359
00:19:16,437 --> 00:19:18,439
I'm absolutely heartbroken,

360
00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:20,199
but could you please
see your way

361
00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:23,136
to staying at school over break
just this once?

362
00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:25,138
Stanley has been working
so hard,

363
00:19:25,138 --> 00:19:27,316
and-and we've had no time
for a honeymoon.

364
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,549
You guys have been married
since July.

365
00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:30,979
You've had all these months.

366
00:19:30,979 --> 00:19:32,783
Something's always come up.

367
00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:34,719
I know it's a lot to ask,

368
00:19:34,719 --> 00:19:37,293
but you know
how lonely I've been.

369
00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:38,987
I've been lonely too.

370
00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:40,890
And what about Boston?

371
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,959
You promised on the way
we'd spend some time in Boston.

372
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,126
Angus, listen to me.

373
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:48,337
This is our new family, okay?

374
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:50,768
I know you miss your father--
I do, too--

375
00:19:50,768 --> 00:19:53,166
but there's someone new
in my life.

376
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,443
It's just this once, darling.

377
00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:57,071
We'll be together
at spring break,

378
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,479
and we'll have the whole summer.

379
00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:00,239
Fuck the summer,
and fuck Stanley.

380
00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:02,076
Angus.

381
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,682
Are you kidding me?

382
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:05,453
I'm just supposed to stay here?

383
00:20:05,453 --> 00:20:06,850
(Judy sighs)

384
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:10,084
Mom, please don't do this.

385
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,152
Please.

386
00:20:12,152 --> 00:20:14,154
PAUL:
<i>I suspect that, like me,</i>

387
00:20:14,154 --> 00:20:16,662
this is not how you wanted
to spend your holidays,

388
00:20:16,662 --> 00:20:19,258
but such are
the vicissitudes of life.

389
00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:21,337
And as Barton men,

390
00:20:21,337 --> 00:20:23,636
we learn to confront
our challenges

391
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,968
with heads held high
and with a spirit

392
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:27,871
of courage and good fellowship.

393
00:20:27,871 --> 00:20:29,807
Uh, in strict accordance
with the dictates

394
00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:32,414
of the manual, of course.

395
00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:37,881
Mr. Tully,
are you joining us as well?

396
00:20:37,881 --> 00:20:39,817
What happened to St. Kitts?

397
00:20:41,051 --> 00:20:43,359
Something came up.

398
00:20:47,596 --> 00:20:49,530
(suitcase thuds loudly on floor)

399
00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:52,632
(Paul clears throat)

400
00:20:52,632 --> 00:20:54,568
So, for the next two weeks,

401
00:20:54,568 --> 00:20:57,197
we will be following
a standard school schedule...

402
00:20:57,197 --> 00:20:59,507
Sir? Uh, sir, we're on vacation.

403
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:01,740
...which means we will be
taking our meals together,

404
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,138
and you will observe
regular hours of study.

405
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,811
Study? Are you kidding me?

406
00:21:06,811 --> 00:21:08,648
The Peloponnesian War awaits,
Mr. Kountze.

407
00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:10,342
You and Mr. Tully.

408
00:21:10,342 --> 00:21:12,487
The rest of you can get a jump
on the next semester.

409
00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:14,687
It'll pay off. You'll see.

410
00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:16,018
We're already holding over,

411
00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:17,657
and now we're being
punished for it?

412
00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:20,055
You will be afforded
limited windows for recreation

413
00:21:20,055 --> 00:21:22,255
and supervised
physical activity.

414
00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:24,257
The gym's not even open yet.

415
00:21:24,257 --> 00:21:26,028
Yeah, they've only lacquered
half the floor.

416
00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:27,601
PAUL:
Fresh air will do you good.

417
00:21:27,601 --> 00:21:30,065
It's like 15 degrees outside.

418
00:21:30,065 --> 00:21:33,365
And the Romans bathed naked
in the freezing Tiber.

419
00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:36,104
Adversity builds character,
Mr. Tully.

420
00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:38,579
Uh, speaking of which,
the school will be cutting heat

421
00:21:38,579 --> 00:21:40,416
to dormitories
and faculty housing,

422
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:42,682
so we'll all be bunking
in the infirmary.

423
00:21:42,682 --> 00:21:44,915
(sighing):
Oh, God. Geez.

424
00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:47,016
("Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht
(Silent Night)" playing)

425
00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:49,348
ANGUS:
This is the most bullshit ever.

426
00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:51,460
If we have to stay,
why'd we have to draw Walleye?

427
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,462
JASON: Uh, you know
he used to be a student, right?

428
00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:55,123
Yeah, that's why he knows
how to inflict

429
00:21:55,123 --> 00:21:57,191
maximum pain on us,
the sadistic fuck.

430
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,929
TEDDY:
At least we didn't draw Decker.

431
00:21:58,929 --> 00:22:01,866
He'd be perving all over us.

432
00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:04,132
ANGUS:
Hey, guys, hold up for a second.

433
00:22:06,169 --> 00:22:07,872
Want one?

434
00:22:07,872 --> 00:22:09,940
TEDDY:
No. I got something else.

435
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:14,043
Give me that.

436
00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:15,550
Hey, don't smoke that out here.

437
00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:17,145
I don't want to get busted
by Walleye.

438
00:22:17,145 --> 00:22:18,718
TEDDY:
Don't be such a pussy.

439
00:22:18,718 --> 00:22:20,214
ANGUS: I'm not a pussy.
I just don't want

440
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:22,821
to end up at Fork Union
paying for your mistake.

441
00:22:24,187 --> 00:22:25,659
Teddy Kountze.

442
00:22:25,659 --> 00:22:26,891
Jason Smith.

443
00:22:26,891 --> 00:22:28,794
Yeah, I know who you are.

444
00:22:28,794 --> 00:22:30,763
Want to hit this?

445
00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:32,633
Uh, yeah.

446
00:22:35,462 --> 00:22:37,429
You got a great arm, man.

447
00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:38,969
Yeah, well, it's just football.

448
00:22:38,969 --> 00:22:40,740
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

449
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,775
I'm supposed to be skiing
with my folks up at Haystack,

450
00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:44,304
but my dad put his foot down,

451
00:22:44,304 --> 00:22:46,075
said I can't come home
unless I cut my hair.

452
00:22:46,075 --> 00:22:48,110
(scoffs) So why don't you
just cut your hair?

453
00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:49,782
Civil disobedience, man.

454
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,520
ANGUS:
Yeah, right.

455
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,654
JASON: No, he's cool.
It's just a battle of wills.

456
00:22:53,654 --> 00:22:55,689
Still, I was kind of hoping
he'd cave first,

457
00:22:55,689 --> 00:22:58,384
because the powder up at
Haystack is so sweet right now.

458
00:22:59,695 --> 00:23:01,992
What about you, Mr. Moto?

459
00:23:01,992 --> 00:23:03,257
Why are you here?

460
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,160
Uh, no. Uh, my name is Ye-Joon.

461
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,096
Uh, my family is in Korea,

462
00:23:07,096 --> 00:23:09,868
and they think it's too far
for me to travel alone.

463
00:23:09,868 --> 00:23:13,102
I figured it was because your
rickshaw was broken. (laughs)

464
00:23:13,102 --> 00:23:15,676
Uh, what-what's a rickshaw?

465
00:23:15,676 --> 00:23:17,304
- You're an asshole, Kountze.
- (sighs)

466
00:23:17,304 --> 00:23:19,174
Your mind's a cesspool
and a shallow one at that.

467
00:23:19,174 --> 00:23:21,011
Who's the asshole, Tully?

468
00:23:21,011 --> 00:23:22,815
You're the one
who blew up history.

469
00:23:22,815 --> 00:23:24,212
Hey.

470
00:23:24,212 --> 00:23:25,653
What's your story, man?

471
00:23:25,653 --> 00:23:27,479
Alex Ollerman.

472
00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:30,152
I'm here because my parents
are on a mission in Paraguay.

473
00:23:30,152 --> 00:23:31,824
We're LDS.

474
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:33,694
JASON:
Mormons, right?

475
00:23:33,694 --> 00:23:36,488
Don't you guys wear some kind
of like magic underwear?

476
00:23:36,488 --> 00:23:38,127
ALEX:
That's a common misconception.

477
00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:39,799
Actually, it's called
a temple garment,

478
00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:41,636
and we're only supposed
to wear it when we...

479
00:23:41,636 --> 00:23:43,396
Hey, what's up with the townies?

480
00:23:43,396 --> 00:23:45,805
Hey, what are you doing
with our Christmas tree?

481
00:23:45,805 --> 00:23:48,170
The school sold it back to us.

482
00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:50,304
Scotch pine, still fresh.

483
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,174
MAN 2: Yeah, we're going to
put it back on the lot.

484
00:23:52,174 --> 00:23:53,505
We do it every year.

485
00:23:53,505 --> 00:23:55,375
This is the most bullshit ever.

486
00:24:00,954 --> 00:24:02,657
Hello, Mary. (sighs)

487
00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:04,384
Mr. Hunham.

488
00:24:04,384 --> 00:24:06,925
I heard you got stuck with
babysitting duty this year.

489
00:24:06,925 --> 00:24:09,026
How'd you manage that?

490
00:24:09,026 --> 00:24:10,698
Oh, I don't know.

491
00:24:10,698 --> 00:24:12,931
I suppose I failed someone
who richly deserved it.

492
00:24:12,931 --> 00:24:15,494
Oh, the Osgood kid?

493
00:24:15,494 --> 00:24:17,430
Yeah, he was a real asshole.

494
00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:18,871
Rich and dumb.

495
00:24:18,871 --> 00:24:20,499
Popular combination around here.

496
00:24:20,499 --> 00:24:22,336
It's a plague.

497
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,777
Uh, and you?

498
00:24:23,777 --> 00:24:25,339
You'll be here, too?

499
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,407
All by my lonesome.

500
00:24:27,407 --> 00:24:29,717
My little sister Peggy
and her husband invited me

501
00:24:29,717 --> 00:24:34,018
to go visit them at Roxbury,
but I feel like it's too soon.

502
00:24:34,018 --> 00:24:36,625
Like Curtis will think
that I'm abandoning him.

503
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,386
You know, this is the last place

504
00:24:39,386 --> 00:24:42,356
that my baby and I
were together,

505
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,831
- not including the bus station.
- Yeah.

506
00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:49,198
Well, I look forward
to your fine cooking.

507
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,804
Oh, no, no. Don't do that.

508
00:24:50,804 --> 00:24:53,070
All we've got is
whatever is in that walk-in.

509
00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:55,204
No new deliveries till January.

510
00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:56,909
Hmm.

511
00:24:58,572 --> 00:25:00,440
You mind if I, um...

512
00:25:02,312 --> 00:25:04,147
- You want some of that?
- Mm.

513
00:25:04,147 --> 00:25:06,655
- All right.
- (chuckles) Thank you.

514
00:25:06,655 --> 00:25:08,382
(Paul clears throat)

515
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,549
- You know this is a necessity.
- Oh, yes.

516
00:25:10,549 --> 00:25:13,420
(jingle playing over radio)

517
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:15,928
♪ WABC ♪

518
00:25:15,928 --> 00:25:18,667
♪ Top 100 of the year. ♪

519
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,768
DISC JOCKEY:
Now 17.

520
00:25:20,768 --> 00:25:24,134
Yeah, by Shocking Blue,
it's called "Venus."

521
00:25:24,134 --> 00:25:27,203
("Venus" by Shocking Blue
playing)

522
00:25:32,111 --> 00:25:33,814
♪ A goddess on
a mountaintop... ♪

523
00:25:33,814 --> 00:25:35,574
- Where's my photo?
- What photo?

524
00:25:35,574 --> 00:25:37,609
I think you know what photo,
and you stole it.

525
00:25:37,609 --> 00:25:39,347
I resent that
baseless accusation.

526
00:25:39,347 --> 00:25:41,789
Give me my goddamn picture.

527
00:25:41,789 --> 00:25:43,857
Hey, what's your problem, Tully?

528
00:25:43,857 --> 00:25:45,485
You homesick?

529
00:25:45,485 --> 00:25:47,256
Huh? Gonna cry?

530
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:48,829
Little boy misses his mommy?

531
00:25:48,829 --> 00:25:50,490
Fuck you, Kountze.

532
00:25:50,490 --> 00:25:52,261
Why are you even here, anyway?
Where's your family?

533
00:25:52,261 --> 00:25:53,834
We're renovating our house,
all right?

534
00:25:53,834 --> 00:25:55,429
It's all torn up.

535
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:56,969
They're storing the tools
and stuff in my room.

536
00:25:56,969 --> 00:25:58,135
That's what they told you?

537
00:25:58,135 --> 00:25:59,708
It's winter, idiot.

538
00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:01,809
Nobody renovates their house
in the winter.

539
00:26:01,809 --> 00:26:03,712
Your parents don't
want you around

540
00:26:03,712 --> 00:26:06,143
because you're a fucking
insecure sociopath.

541
00:26:06,143 --> 00:26:07,276
JASON:
Hey, take it easy, guys.

542
00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:08,541
A what?

543
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,718
I mean, who'd want you
for a son?

544
00:26:09,718 --> 00:26:11,445
That's why you grind everybody,

545
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,689
because deep down
you know you're an asshole.

546
00:26:13,689 --> 00:26:16,791
Plus, academically,
you're a disaster.

547
00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:20,520
I mean, if I were your parents,
I'd never want you home again.

548
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,830
The only tool in your room
is you.

549
00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:25,833
(yells, grunts)

550
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,737
(grunting, muttering)

551
00:26:30,004 --> 00:26:31,333
Bitch.

552
00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:35,711
- Come on! Come on!
- JASON: Hey, hey, hey!

553
00:26:35,711 --> 00:26:37,141
All right, all right.

554
00:26:37,141 --> 00:26:39,407
Break it up. Break it up.
Break it up.

555
00:26:44,513 --> 00:26:45,886
They weren't fighting.

556
00:26:45,886 --> 00:26:47,514
I see.

557
00:26:47,514 --> 00:26:50,154
And who started it--
the not fighting?

558
00:26:50,154 --> 00:26:51,760
Hmm? Mr. Tully,

559
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,620
perhaps you could shed
some light on the subject.

560
00:26:55,623 --> 00:26:57,029
Mr. Kountze?

561
00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:58,932
Mr. Smith?

562
00:26:58,932 --> 00:27:00,934
Mr. Ollerman?

563
00:27:00,934 --> 00:27:03,332
Mr. Park?

564
00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:07,171
All right, then, uh, we'll
do it like the Roman legions.

565
00:27:07,171 --> 00:27:09,371
Absent a confession,
one man's sin

566
00:27:09,371 --> 00:27:11,373
is every man's suffering.

567
00:27:11,373 --> 00:27:14,409
For every minute
the truth is withheld,

568
00:27:14,409 --> 00:27:17,082
you will all receive
a detention.

569
00:27:17,082 --> 00:27:19,854
And I thought all the Nazis
were hiding in Argentina.

570
00:27:19,854 --> 00:27:21,823
Stifle it, Tully.

571
00:27:24,157 --> 00:27:27,059
Now, uh, in the first
of said detentions,

572
00:27:27,059 --> 00:27:32,229
you will clean the library,
top to bottom.

573
00:27:32,229 --> 00:27:34,297
Scraping the underside
of the desks,

574
00:27:34,297 --> 00:27:37,465
which are caked
with snot and gum

575
00:27:37,465 --> 00:27:41,535
and all manner of ancient,
unspeakable proteins.

576
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:45,275
Ah, on your hands and knees,
down in the dust,

577
00:27:45,275 --> 00:27:49,279
breathing in the dead skin
of generations of students

578
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:52,480
and desiccated
cockroach assholes.

579
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,921
It was Kountze!

580
00:27:53,921 --> 00:27:55,956
(Alex panting)

581
00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:57,958
Kountze started it.

582
00:27:58,961 --> 00:28:00,752
Bravo, Mr. Ollerman.

583
00:28:00,752 --> 00:28:03,095
Bravo.

584
00:28:04,131 --> 00:28:07,132
(quiet, indistinct chatter)

585
00:28:13,206 --> 00:28:15,008
(light laughter)

586
00:28:21,478 --> 00:28:23,775
Lovely.

587
00:28:23,775 --> 00:28:25,282
Thank you, Mary.

588
00:28:32,863 --> 00:28:34,654
Didn't we already
have this for lunch?

589
00:28:34,654 --> 00:28:36,260
And it was crappy then.

590
00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:37,833
PAUL:
Consider yourselves lucky.

591
00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:41,760
During the Third Punic campaign,
149 to 146 BC,

592
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,839
the Romans laid siege
to Carthage

593
00:28:43,839 --> 00:28:46,006
for three entire years.

594
00:28:46,006 --> 00:28:47,799
- (door opens)
- By the time it ended,

595
00:28:47,799 --> 00:28:49,944
the Carthaginians
were reduced to eating sand

596
00:28:49,944 --> 00:28:51,946
and drinking their own urine.

597
00:28:51,946 --> 00:28:54,410
Hence the term "punitive."

598
00:28:56,348 --> 00:28:58,051
Uh... (sniffs) Mary?

599
00:28:58,051 --> 00:29:00,218
Maybe you would, uh...

600
00:29:00,218 --> 00:29:02,253
maybe you would care to join us?

601
00:29:09,262 --> 00:29:11,361
No, I'm all right. Thank you.

602
00:29:15,939 --> 00:29:18,797
(door opens and closes)

603
00:29:18,797 --> 00:29:22,009
I mean, I know she's sad
about her son and everything,

604
00:29:22,009 --> 00:29:24,572
but still, she's getting paid
to do a job,

605
00:29:24,572 --> 00:29:27,245
and she should do it well, right?

606
00:29:29,084 --> 00:29:31,315
But I guess, no matter
how bad a cook she is,

607
00:29:31,315 --> 00:29:33,020
now they can never fire her.

608
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:35,781
Will you shut up!

609
00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:41,325
You have no idea what
that woman has been thr...

610
00:29:41,325 --> 00:29:43,030
(sighs)

611
00:29:47,465 --> 00:29:49,432
You know, Mr. Kountze,
for most people,

612
00:29:49,432 --> 00:29:51,500
life is like a henhouse ladder.

613
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,337
Shitty and short.

614
00:29:53,337 --> 00:29:56,769
You were born lucky.

615
00:29:56,769 --> 00:29:58,947
Maybe someday, you entitled
little degenerates

616
00:29:58,947 --> 00:30:00,509
will appreciate that.

617
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:03,083
If you don't,
I feel sorry for you

618
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:05,283
and we will have failed
to do our jobs.

619
00:30:05,283 --> 00:30:07,318
Now, eat.

620
00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:21,761
♪ God rest ye merry, gentlemen ♪

621
00:30:21,761 --> 00:30:25,941
♪ Let nothing you dismay ♪

622
00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:30,110
♪ Remember Christ our Savior ♪

623
00:30:30,110 --> 00:30:34,576
♪ Was born on Christmas Day ♪

624
00:30:34,576 --> 00:30:38,712
♪ To save us all
from Satan's power ♪

625
00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:42,452
♪ When we were gone astray ♪

626
00:30:42,452 --> 00:30:48,557
♪ O tidings of comfort and joy ♪

627
00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:50,966
♪ And joy ♪

628
00:30:50,966 --> 00:30:53,562
♪ O tidings of... ♪

629
00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:55,168
BOB EUBANKS (over TV):
That's right.

630
00:30:55,168 --> 00:30:57,830
(cheering and applause over TV)

631
00:30:57,830 --> 00:30:59,733
Next question
for five points, girls.

632
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:02,736
What are the dimensions
of the car you drive most?

633
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,771
And that means width by length.

634
00:31:04,771 --> 00:31:06,773
The dimensions of the car
you drive most. Jerry?

635
00:31:06,773 --> 00:31:08,841
JERRY (over TV):
It's pretty long.

636
00:31:08,841 --> 00:31:11,679
Oh, let's see.
Maybe, uh, 8 by 80?

637
00:31:11,679 --> 00:31:13,780
(laughter over TV)

638
00:31:16,785 --> 00:31:18,191
EUBANKS: What's the name
of your car, Union Pacific?

639
00:31:18,191 --> 00:31:19,588
(Paul clears throat)

640
00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:22,129
- Oh, good evening.
- Good evening.

641
00:31:22,129 --> 00:31:23,856
What's this?

642
00:31:23,856 --> 00:31:25,792
You don't know
<i>The Newlywed Game?</i>

643
00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:27,959
- No.
- What planet
have you been living on?

644
00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:30,137
I don't really watch television.

645
00:31:30,137 --> 00:31:32,271
It's a show where
they ask couples questions

646
00:31:32,271 --> 00:31:34,273
to see how well
they know each other.

647
00:31:34,273 --> 00:31:36,044
That sounds like
courting disaster.

648
00:31:36,044 --> 00:31:39,047
Yeah, that's
the whole damn point.

649
00:31:39,047 --> 00:31:40,708
Sit down.

650
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,215
Come on.

651
00:31:42,215 --> 00:31:44,316
Broaden your horizons.

652
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:50,289
(sighs)
This is a rerun from July.

653
00:31:50,289 --> 00:31:52,621
Which is why they're playing
for Weber barbecues

654
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:54,194
and picnic utensils.

655
00:31:54,194 --> 00:31:56,460
- PAUL: Fascinating.
- MARY: Mm-hmm.

656
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,857
EUBANKS: If we ever take
separate vacations,

657
00:31:57,857 --> 00:31:59,331
I am sending my wife to blank...

658
00:31:59,331 --> 00:32:02,037
- Oh. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

659
00:32:02,037 --> 00:32:04,105
(chatter continues over TV)

660
00:32:06,505 --> 00:32:09,737
So, how are the boys?

661
00:32:09,737 --> 00:32:12,443
Broken in body and spirit.

662
00:32:13,842 --> 00:32:17,316
Okay, well, it is the holidays,
so, you know, go easy on them.

663
00:32:17,316 --> 00:32:18,812
Oh, please.

664
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:21,188
They've had it easy
their whole lives.

665
00:32:21,188 --> 00:32:22,981
You don't know that.

666
00:32:22,981 --> 00:32:24,521
Did you?

667
00:32:26,019 --> 00:32:28,591
Besides, everybody should be
with their people on Christmas.

668
00:32:28,591 --> 00:32:30,329
- WOMAN: Hawaii, probably.
- EUBANKS: Hawaii. All right.

669
00:32:30,329 --> 00:32:31,594
He says he's gonna send you
to Santa Ana

670
00:32:31,594 --> 00:32:33,530
and he's going to Las Vegas.

671
00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:35,070
MAN: Nobody can watch you
in Siberia.

672
00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:36,764
Where are you going?

673
00:32:36,764 --> 00:32:38,931
- To Vegas.
- Las Vegas?

674
00:32:38,931 --> 00:32:41,604
- Yeah.
- (sighs)

675
00:32:41,604 --> 00:32:43,606
- No.
- (audience murmurs, laughs)

676
00:32:43,606 --> 00:32:45,938
Those two are going to get
a divorce.

677
00:32:45,938 --> 00:32:47,577
How do you know?

678
00:32:47,577 --> 00:32:49,711
I recognize that look
of stale disappointment.

679
00:32:49,711 --> 00:32:51,713
- (chuckling)
- She hates him.

680
00:32:51,713 --> 00:32:53,781
Oh.

681
00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:55,849
How long were you married?

682
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,785
I was engaged
to Curtis's father.

683
00:32:57,785 --> 00:33:00,953
- Mm.
- But he died
before I gave birth.

684
00:33:00,953 --> 00:33:02,757
Harold.

685
00:33:02,757 --> 00:33:05,298
He worked in the shipyard.

686
00:33:05,298 --> 00:33:07,795
And one day, they was
carrying this big, uh,

687
00:33:07,795 --> 00:33:11,205
cargo pallet,
and the cable snapped.

688
00:33:11,205 --> 00:33:13,108
Hit him right across the head.

689
00:33:15,574 --> 00:33:17,277
They were good men.

690
00:33:17,277 --> 00:33:18,773
Both of them.

691
00:33:18,773 --> 00:33:22,073
And neither of them
made it to 25.

692
00:33:22,073 --> 00:33:24,647
My baby wasn't even 20.

693
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:28,255
I'm so sorry.

694
00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:31,258
I took this job
when Curtis was small

695
00:33:31,258 --> 00:33:32,985
because I wanted to ensure

696
00:33:32,985 --> 00:33:35,053
that he was going to have
a good education.

697
00:33:35,053 --> 00:33:37,594
- You know he flourished here.
- Yes. No, he was a great kid.

698
00:33:37,594 --> 00:33:38,991
- I had him one semester.
- Mm-hmm.

699
00:33:38,991 --> 00:33:40,630
Very insightful.

700
00:33:40,630 --> 00:33:42,698
Mm-hmm. He hated you.

701
00:33:44,174 --> 00:33:46,372
He said you were a real asshole.

702
00:33:47,441 --> 00:33:50,442
Well, uh, like I said...
(chuckles)

703
00:33:50,442 --> 00:33:52,543
sharp kid. Insightful.

704
00:33:55,812 --> 00:33:58,780
He had his heart set
on Swarthmore.

705
00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:01,618
And he had the grades,
but I didn't have the money.

706
00:34:01,618 --> 00:34:04,687
Even with financial aid,
it wasn't enough.

707
00:34:04,687 --> 00:34:08,922
So, when he got called up
and no student deferment,

708
00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,792
off he went.

709
00:34:11,861 --> 00:34:13,795
Do you know what he said to me?

710
00:34:13,795 --> 00:34:17,766
He said,
"Hey, Ma, look at the upside.

711
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:22,507
When I get discharged, I can go
to college on the GI Bill."

712
00:34:24,577 --> 00:34:26,478
College.

713
00:34:32,585 --> 00:34:34,651
And here we are.

714
00:34:37,491 --> 00:34:39,524
With my Curtis
in the cold ground

715
00:34:39,524 --> 00:34:42,054
and those boys
safe and warm in their beds.

716
00:34:44,058 --> 00:34:45,563
It's like you said.

717
00:34:45,563 --> 00:34:47,158
How'd you say it?

718
00:34:47,158 --> 00:34:49,127
"Life is like
a henhouse ladder."

719
00:34:49,127 --> 00:34:50,964
- (Paul chuckles)
- That's right.

720
00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:53,241
I can hear everything
you're saying from the kitchen.

721
00:34:53,241 --> 00:34:55,166
Especially that Kountze kid.

722
00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:57,707
Crown prince of all
the little assholes.

723
00:34:57,707 --> 00:34:59,379
- (chuckles)
- MAN (over TV): It's zero.

724
00:34:59,379 --> 00:35:00,875
EUBANKS:
Zero. She said it is zero!

725
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,679
Couple number one,
Mike and Sherry McCray,

726
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:04,747
you are our grand prize winner!

727
00:35:04,747 --> 00:35:07,420
(applause, cheering over TV)

728
00:35:13,791 --> 00:35:16,429
All right, you fetid layabouts.

729
00:35:16,429 --> 00:35:18,156
It's daylight in the swamp!

730
00:35:18,156 --> 00:35:19,663
(clanging)

731
00:35:19,663 --> 00:35:21,060
Arise!

732
00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:22,864
(students groaning)

733
00:35:22,864 --> 00:35:25,702
("Carol of the Drum
(Little Drummer Boy)" playing)

734
00:35:25,702 --> 00:35:27,407
Speed, gentlemen.

735
00:35:27,407 --> 00:35:29,508
Speed!

736
00:35:29,508 --> 00:35:33,204
Without sufficient exercise,
the body devours itself.

737
00:35:33,204 --> 00:35:34,744
That's it!

738
00:35:34,744 --> 00:35:36,614
Good.

739
00:35:37,749 --> 00:35:39,518
(coughing)

740
00:35:39,518 --> 00:35:41,388
♪ Our finest gifts we bring,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

741
00:35:41,388 --> 00:35:43,258
(sniffs, coughs)

742
00:35:44,492 --> 00:35:47,427
♪ To lay before the King,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

743
00:35:47,427 --> 00:35:51,629
♪ Rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum ♪

744
00:35:51,629 --> 00:35:56,568
♪ So to honor him,
pa-rum pum pum pum ♪

745
00:35:56,568 --> 00:36:00,275
♪ When we come ♪

746
00:36:02,642 --> 00:36:04,972
♪ Baby Jesus... ♪

747
00:36:04,972 --> 00:36:06,776
What about your car?

748
00:36:06,776 --> 00:36:08,910
We can take it, go somewhere.
Boston, maybe?

749
00:36:08,910 --> 00:36:10,945
Nah, we'd get in
so much trouble.

750
00:36:10,945 --> 00:36:13,288
Face it. We're stuck.

751
00:36:13,288 --> 00:36:15,488
If we just had some way
to get out of here.

752
00:36:15,488 --> 00:36:18,051
- Yo.
- Just split.

753
00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:20,559
Well, you could put a chopper
down right in the quad.

754
00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:21,725
What?

755
00:36:21,725 --> 00:36:23,595
A helicopter, dumbass.

756
00:36:23,595 --> 00:36:25,729
His old man's the CEO
of Pratt & Whitney.

757
00:36:25,729 --> 00:36:27,335
Yeah, he's got his own bird.

758
00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:29,062
He takes it from Stamford
to the city every morning.

759
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:30,437
Lands it right in the backyard.

760
00:36:30,437 --> 00:36:32,164
The pilot's name is Wild Bill.

761
00:36:32,164 --> 00:36:35,266
- Wild Bill?
- Yeah.

762
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:37,411
He flew up to Haystack with it.

763
00:36:37,411 --> 00:36:40,073
Took the presents
and everything, minus me.

764
00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:42,680
Flying with presents,
like Santa Claus.

765
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,110
Yeah.

766
00:36:44,110 --> 00:36:45,980
Just like Santa Claus.
(whistles)

767
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:47,850
Hey.

768
00:36:47,850 --> 00:36:49,786
Oh, let's go, let's go!

769
00:36:49,786 --> 00:36:53,493
You know, if I were back home
right now in Provo,

770
00:36:53,493 --> 00:36:56,859
it'd be really warm inside.

771
00:36:56,859 --> 00:37:00,665
And my mom, she'd be making me
baked apples,

772
00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:04,262
and the whole house would smell
like cinnamon and brown sugar.

773
00:37:04,262 --> 00:37:06,165
That sounds so nice.

774
00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:08,970
JASON:
Touchdown!

775
00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:11,269
(Teddy grunting)

776
00:37:11,269 --> 00:37:12,710
Hey!

777
00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:14,140
(laughs) That's what you get

778
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:16,010
for ratting me out,
you little Mormon!

779
00:37:16,010 --> 00:37:18,716
- (grunts, laughs)
- ALEX: What?

780
00:37:18,716 --> 00:37:19,948
TEDDY:
Let's go!

781
00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:21,884
What's Fork Union?

782
00:37:21,884 --> 00:37:26,317
Uh, before, you said you don't
want to end up at Fork Union.

783
00:37:26,317 --> 00:37:29,727
It's a military academy
in Virginia.

784
00:37:29,727 --> 00:37:32,532
That's where I'm going if I get
kicked out of school again.

785
00:37:32,532 --> 00:37:35,733
How many schools
have you been kicked out of?

786
00:37:35,733 --> 00:37:37,405
Three.

787
00:37:37,405 --> 00:37:39,231
That's why I'm still a junior.

788
00:37:39,231 --> 00:37:41,508
- Give or take a semester.
- ALEX: It's gone!

789
00:37:42,544 --> 00:37:44,071
My glove's gone.

790
00:37:44,071 --> 00:37:47,074
Twisted fucker orphaned
that glove on purpose.

791
00:37:47,074 --> 00:37:50,451
Left you with one so the loss
would sting that much more.

792
00:37:54,787 --> 00:37:57,249
♪ ♪

793
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,937
♪ ♪

794
00:38:14,937 --> 00:38:17,269
(deep, shuddering breath)

795
00:38:32,154 --> 00:38:34,220
♪ ♪

796
00:38:48,335 --> 00:38:50,808
(crying)

797
00:39:00,017 --> 00:39:01,280
Hey.

798
00:39:02,492 --> 00:39:04,822
You all right?

799
00:39:04,822 --> 00:39:06,758
(voice shaking):
I had a nightmare.

800
00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:08,892
I get nightmares too.

801
00:39:08,892 --> 00:39:11,323
I'm always falling or drowning.

802
00:39:11,323 --> 00:39:13,325
Also...

803
00:39:13,325 --> 00:39:15,327
(sobbing)

804
00:39:15,327 --> 00:39:17,197
I had an accident.

805
00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:25,238
Yeah, you did.

806
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:28,010
Shh. Stop crying.

807
00:39:28,010 --> 00:39:30,617
If they hear you,
they'll crucify you.

808
00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:33,345
Which would be ironic
since you're Buddhist.

809
00:39:33,345 --> 00:39:35,952
I know this is
an excellent school,

810
00:39:35,952 --> 00:39:38,449
and my brothers went here,

811
00:39:38,449 --> 00:39:40,924
but I miss my family,

812
00:39:40,924 --> 00:39:43,157
and I have no friends.

813
00:39:44,193 --> 00:39:47,392
Yeah, well,
friends are overrated.

814
00:39:48,868 --> 00:39:51,539
I'll help you hide the sheets
in the morning, all right?

815
00:39:51,539 --> 00:39:55,334
In the meantime, find a dry spot
and try to get some sleep.

816
00:39:55,334 --> 00:39:57,171
Thank you.

817
00:40:02,585 --> 00:40:04,486
Fucking asparagus.

818
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,709
(clearing throat)

819
00:40:31,779 --> 00:40:33,504
(whispering):
Are you kidding me?

820
00:40:33,504 --> 00:40:36,342
It's only 11:00,
and he's already lit.

821
00:40:36,342 --> 00:40:38,179
I can smell the whiskey on him.

822
00:40:38,179 --> 00:40:40,819
Can you blame him?
It's freezing in here.

823
00:40:40,819 --> 00:40:43,316
It's fucking Greenland in here.

824
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:46,055
(helicopter whirring
in distance)

825
00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:00,707
What the hell is that?

826
00:41:00,707 --> 00:41:02,775
(whirring continues)

827
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,129
JASON:
I knew it!

828
00:41:27,129 --> 00:41:29,604
He finally caved,
the big softie.

829
00:41:30,904 --> 00:41:33,641
Hey, any of you guys
like to ski?

830
00:41:35,073 --> 00:41:37,106
♪ ♪

831
00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:40,406
PAUL:
Thank you.

832
00:41:40,406 --> 00:41:42,375
Goodbye, now.

833
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:45,081
(chatter continues indistinctly)

834
00:41:45,081 --> 00:41:47,149
♪ ♪

835
00:41:48,988 --> 00:41:50,625
Yes!

836
00:41:57,128 --> 00:41:58,831
Well, good news, gentlemen.

837
00:41:58,831 --> 00:42:01,427
I was able to reach Dr. Woodrup
and your parents.

838
00:42:01,427 --> 00:42:03,869
Uh, most of them, anyway.

839
00:42:05,004 --> 00:42:07,466
Try calling again.
Just one more time, please.

840
00:42:07,466 --> 00:42:09,072
There's no point.

841
00:42:09,072 --> 00:42:10,777
The front desk says
they're not answering.

842
00:42:10,777 --> 00:42:12,944
He says they're away
on some excursion.

843
00:42:12,944 --> 00:42:15,012
- Excursion.
- (chuckles)

844
00:42:15,012 --> 00:42:17,652
I'm as disappointed as you are,
if not more so.

845
00:42:17,652 --> 00:42:19,687
I could have been spending
the rest of my vacation

846
00:42:19,687 --> 00:42:21,854
reading mystery novels.

847
00:42:21,854 --> 00:42:24,516
Maybe they're back now.
Just call again, please.

848
00:42:25,728 --> 00:42:27,189
Okay.

849
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,493
Happy holidays.

850
00:42:34,493 --> 00:42:36,561
Same to you.

851
00:42:39,203 --> 00:42:41,203
Take care, Tully.

852
00:42:42,635 --> 00:42:44,943
I guess that just
leaves you, huh?

853
00:42:44,943 --> 00:42:47,176
Be sure to do all your homework.

854
00:42:48,718 --> 00:42:50,344
Oh, almost forgot.

855
00:42:50,344 --> 00:42:52,511
I found that picture
you were looking for.

856
00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:55,723
Merry Christmas, Mr. Tully.

857
00:42:58,486 --> 00:43:00,420
(Teddy laughing)

858
00:43:02,765 --> 00:43:04,424
Bye, Angus.

859
00:43:08,331 --> 00:43:11,299
♪ ♪

860
00:43:11,299 --> 00:43:13,367
(indistinct chatter)

861
00:43:34,522 --> 00:43:37,831
(Paul sighs)

862
00:43:37,831 --> 00:43:40,625
Well, let's make the best
of it, shall we?

863
00:43:42,398 --> 00:43:44,365
(sighs)

864
00:43:44,365 --> 00:43:46,873
WOMAN (over TV):
Oh, I suppose, um,

865
00:43:46,873 --> 00:43:48,842
- Stan Laurel, maybe, because...
- EUBANKS: Stan Laurel.

866
00:43:48,842 --> 00:43:50,910
All right. Your husband said
his favorite silent movie star

867
00:43:50,910 --> 00:43:53,748
is Rudolph Valentino.

868
00:43:53,748 --> 00:43:56,212
- Oh. He is good.
- MAN: Well, yeah.

869
00:43:56,212 --> 00:43:57,444
(laughter over TV)

870
00:43:57,444 --> 00:43:59,116
(Paul chuckles)

871
00:43:59,116 --> 00:44:00,711
EUBANKS: The last of our
five-point questions, girls...

872
00:44:00,711 --> 00:44:03,054
How about you?
You ever been married?

873
00:44:03,054 --> 00:44:06,354
(scoffs, chuckles)

874
00:44:06,354 --> 00:44:08,763
No. I did get close once.

875
00:44:08,763 --> 00:44:10,897
Right after college.

876
00:44:10,897 --> 00:44:12,525
MARY:
And?

877
00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:14,527
PAUL:
We came to our senses.

878
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:19,202
This is not exactly a face
forged for romance, Mary.

879
00:44:19,202 --> 00:44:21,908
Yeah, and the...

880
00:44:21,908 --> 00:44:23,701
And, you know...

881
00:44:23,701 --> 00:44:24,944
What?

882
00:44:26,013 --> 00:44:27,815
Nothing.

883
00:44:27,815 --> 00:44:30,818
I don't know.
I like being alone.

884
00:44:30,818 --> 00:44:34,316
I've always found myself drawn
to the aesthetic.

885
00:44:34,316 --> 00:44:36,219
Like a monk.

886
00:44:36,219 --> 00:44:38,485
The forgoing
of sensual pleasures

887
00:44:38,485 --> 00:44:40,421
for the achievement
of spiritual goals.

888
00:44:40,421 --> 00:44:41,928
- Spiritual goals?
- Mm-hmm.

889
00:44:41,928 --> 00:44:43,490
- You?
- (chuckles)

890
00:44:43,490 --> 00:44:44,931
What spiritual goals
are we talking about?

891
00:44:44,931 --> 00:44:46,295
You go to church?

892
00:44:46,295 --> 00:44:48,297
- Mm, only when required.
- Exactly.

893
00:44:48,297 --> 00:44:50,596
When's the last time
you even left campus?

894
00:44:50,596 --> 00:44:52,598
- I go into town all the time.
- Oh.

895
00:44:52,598 --> 00:44:54,600
For groceries
and various errands

896
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,107
- and appointments.
- Mm-hmm.

897
00:44:56,107 --> 00:44:58,406
(sighs, stammers)

898
00:44:58,406 --> 00:45:01,277
Okay, yes,
I don't leave campus often.

899
00:45:01,277 --> 00:45:02,773
I don't really feel the need.

900
00:45:02,773 --> 00:45:04,511
Let me ask you something.

901
00:45:04,511 --> 00:45:07,954
If you could go anywhere
on Earth, where would you go?

902
00:45:07,954 --> 00:45:09,483
(chuckling):
Oh.

903
00:45:09,483 --> 00:45:11,826
Greece, Italy,

904
00:45:11,826 --> 00:45:14,829
Egypt, Peru, Carthage.

905
00:45:14,829 --> 00:45:16,930
Tunisia now, of course.

906
00:45:16,930 --> 00:45:19,493
In college, I started
a monograph on Carthage.

907
00:45:19,493 --> 00:45:22,331
I'd like to finish that someday.

908
00:45:22,331 --> 00:45:25,972
(sighs) A monograph is
like a book, o-only shorter.

909
00:45:25,972 --> 00:45:28,139
I know what a monograph is.

910
00:45:28,139 --> 00:45:30,207
Why not just write a book?

911
00:45:31,914 --> 00:45:34,574
I'm not sure I have
an entire book in me.

912
00:45:36,149 --> 00:45:39,249
You can't even dream
a whole dream, can you?

913
00:45:41,484 --> 00:45:44,023
(grunting softly)

914
00:45:47,688 --> 00:45:49,589
(groans)

915
00:46:00,943 --> 00:46:02,404
(sighs)

916
00:46:02,404 --> 00:46:04,879
Monet, Manet, Picasso.

917
00:46:04,879 --> 00:46:06,881
(passes gas)

918
00:46:10,381 --> 00:46:13,052
(takes deep breath)

919
00:46:16,959 --> 00:46:19,025
(Paul snoring)

920
00:46:33,536 --> 00:46:36,570
("Crying, Laughing, Loving,
Lying" by Labi Siffre playing)

921
00:46:41,445 --> 00:46:43,984
♪ Crying ♪

922
00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:50,815
♪ Crying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

923
00:46:55,129 --> 00:46:57,261
♪ That's why I ♪

924
00:47:00,101 --> 00:47:03,564
♪ I don't cry ♪

925
00:47:08,175 --> 00:47:10,978
♪ Laughing ♪

926
00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:17,479
♪ Laughing sometimes does
somebody some good somehow ♪

927
00:47:19,483 --> 00:47:21,989
♪ That's why I ♪

928
00:47:24,026 --> 00:47:27,687
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

929
00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,592
♪ That's why I ♪

930
00:47:33,431 --> 00:47:37,301
♪ I'm laughing now. ♪

931
00:47:50,184 --> 00:47:52,217
(song ends)

932
00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:16,934
(takes deep breath)

933
00:48:16,934 --> 00:48:18,408
<i>(Paul clears throat)</i>

934
00:48:19,411 --> 00:48:21,180
I have a surprise.

935
00:48:23,151 --> 00:48:25,778
Uh, these were a gift to me,

936
00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:28,847
and I would like to share them
with both of you.

937
00:48:29,916 --> 00:48:32,488
Look at them.
Look at all the festive shapes.

938
00:48:32,488 --> 00:48:35,722
Snowflakes and gingerbread men.
A tree.

939
00:48:35,722 --> 00:48:38,329
A little mitten. (chuckles)

940
00:48:38,329 --> 00:48:40,595
Mmm. (chuckles)

941
00:48:42,027 --> 00:48:43,499
Mmm.

942
00:48:44,535 --> 00:48:46,568
May I go to the bathroom, sir?

943
00:48:46,568 --> 00:48:48,405
You may.

944
00:48:51,872 --> 00:48:53,476
(sighs)

945
00:48:53,476 --> 00:48:55,346
Well, I'm trying.

946
00:48:55,346 --> 00:48:57,414
(laughing)

947
00:49:00,012 --> 00:49:01,418
Mmm.

948
00:49:01,418 --> 00:49:03,013
If you don't have a single room,

949
00:49:03,013 --> 00:49:04,883
uh, I'll take a junior suite
or the equivalent.

950
00:49:04,883 --> 00:49:06,852
I fully understand
it's the holidays,

951
00:49:06,852 --> 00:49:08,491
but it's kind of an emergency.

952
00:49:08,491 --> 00:49:10,361
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.

953
00:49:10,361 --> 00:49:11,857
Mr. Tully, what are you doing?

954
00:49:11,857 --> 00:49:13,265
Uh, no, no credit card.

955
00:49:13,265 --> 00:49:14,662
I'll pay cash
or traveler's checks.

956
00:49:14,662 --> 00:49:15,993
I didn't say
you could use the phone.

957
00:49:15,993 --> 00:49:17,500
(chuckling):
Okay, I see.

958
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:18,501
Is there anywhere else
you could recommend?

959
00:49:18,501 --> 00:49:20,074
Maybe downtown or...

960
00:49:20,074 --> 00:49:22,175
- Was that a hotel?
- None of your business.

961
00:49:22,175 --> 00:49:25,178
It is absolutely my business.
I'm looking after you.

962
00:49:25,178 --> 00:49:27,037
Looking after me? Really?

963
00:49:27,037 --> 00:49:29,116
- Like what? Like my warden?
- (scoffs)

964
00:49:29,116 --> 00:49:30,678
Like my butler?

965
00:49:30,678 --> 00:49:32,548
There's nobody here, okay?

966
00:49:32,548 --> 00:49:34,451
Just us two losers
and a grieving mom.

967
00:49:34,451 --> 00:49:36,189
So let's cut the shit.

968
00:49:36,189 --> 00:49:38,191
You stay out of my way,
and I'll stay out of yours.

969
00:49:38,191 --> 00:49:40,050
- That's a detention.
- (groans)

970
00:49:40,050 --> 00:49:41,755
You just earned yourself
a detention, sir.

971
00:49:41,755 --> 00:49:43,559
Now, get back here!

972
00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:46,463
Being here with you is already
one big fucking detention!

973
00:49:46,463 --> 00:49:49,026
Son of a bitch,
that's another detention!

974
00:49:49,026 --> 00:49:50,797
("Deck the Halls" by
The Swingle Singers playing)

975
00:49:50,797 --> 00:49:52,073
Mr. Tully!

976
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,374
I don't know what you're
playing at, Mr. Tully,

977
00:49:56,374 --> 00:49:58,871
but you are courting disaster!

978
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:01,445
Without exercise,
the body devours itself.

979
00:50:01,445 --> 00:50:04,250
You are careening
towards suspension!

980
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,746
(grumbles)

981
00:50:09,158 --> 00:50:11,191
(panting)

982
00:50:16,198 --> 00:50:18,264
(panting heavily)

983
00:50:31,037 --> 00:50:33,279
Don't even think about it,
Mr. Tully.

984
00:50:33,279 --> 00:50:37,415
You are a hair's breadth
from suspension.

985
00:50:37,415 --> 00:50:40,286
I'll wash my hands of you,
you hear me?

986
00:50:40,286 --> 00:50:42,288
Wash my hands.

987
00:50:45,150 --> 00:50:46,853
Stop right there.

988
00:50:46,853 --> 00:50:50,054
You know the gym is
strictly off-limits.

989
00:50:51,464 --> 00:50:53,431
This is your Rubicon.

990
00:50:53,431 --> 00:50:56,731
Do not cross the Rubicon.

991
00:51:00,506 --> 00:51:02,803
<i>Alea jacta est.</i>

992
00:51:09,746 --> 00:51:12,516
(Angus screaming)

993
00:51:16,357 --> 00:51:18,720
Oh, fuck! Ow!

994
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,360
Jesus, Mr. Hunham! Fuck!

995
00:51:22,528 --> 00:51:24,022
Hurry up! Hurry!

996
00:51:24,022 --> 00:51:26,057
I am hurrying!

997
00:51:26,057 --> 00:51:27,795
I was on thin ice already.

998
00:51:27,795 --> 00:51:30,028
If Woodrup finds out,
the facts won't matter.

999
00:51:30,028 --> 00:51:32,030
- He'll make it my fault.
- It is your fault!

1000
00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:33,999
You were supposed to be
looking after me.

1001
00:51:33,999 --> 00:51:35,638
I told you to stop.

1002
00:51:35,638 --> 00:51:37,376
You said you washed
your hands of me.

1003
00:51:37,376 --> 00:51:38,839
No, I meant it metaphorically!

1004
00:51:38,839 --> 00:51:40,841
Of course you meant it metaphorically.

1005
00:51:40,841 --> 00:51:43,877
What were you going to do,
actually go and wash your hands?

1006
00:51:43,877 --> 00:51:45,747
This is the end.

1007
00:51:45,747 --> 00:51:48,178
They'll inform the school
who will inform your parents,

1008
00:51:48,178 --> 00:51:49,718
and then it's curtains.

1009
00:51:49,718 --> 00:51:51,489
(chuckles)

1010
00:51:51,489 --> 00:51:53,986
You're gonna get me fired.

1011
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:56,362
You. (scoffs)

1012
00:51:56,362 --> 00:51:58,023
I'm the one
that might lose an arm,

1013
00:51:58,023 --> 00:52:00,366
and all you can think about
is yourself.

1014
00:52:00,366 --> 00:52:01,994
NURSE: If you could
fill this out, please.

1015
00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:03,732
Admissions and insurance.

1016
00:52:06,308 --> 00:52:08,770
(Paul sighs)

1017
00:52:08,770 --> 00:52:10,409
Excuse me.

1018
00:52:12,545 --> 00:52:16,107
Is there any way we could skip
this whole insurance thing?

1019
00:52:16,107 --> 00:52:17,845
It's just standard procedure.

1020
00:52:17,845 --> 00:52:19,583
ANGUS:
I understand, but look, um,

1021
00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:21,849
we were over at Squantz Pond
playing hockey,

1022
00:52:21,849 --> 00:52:23,290
and I slipped on the ice.

1023
00:52:23,290 --> 00:52:24,918
Angus, what are you doing?

1024
00:52:24,918 --> 00:52:27,921
My mom told him not to take me,
but I made him.

1025
00:52:27,921 --> 00:52:29,428
My folks are divorced.

1026
00:52:29,428 --> 00:52:31,188
We don't get to see each other
very often.

1027
00:52:31,188 --> 00:52:33,432
She'll be mad as a hornet
if she finds out.

1028
00:52:33,432 --> 00:52:34,928
NURSE:
Okay, that's your business,

1029
00:52:34,928 --> 00:52:36,633
but we just have
certain protocols.

1030
00:52:36,633 --> 00:52:38,371
- Yeah. Protocols.
- Please.

1031
00:52:38,371 --> 00:52:40,274
I never get to see my dad.

1032
00:52:40,274 --> 00:52:42,771
It was my fault. All mine.

1033
00:52:42,771 --> 00:52:45,312
I don't want to get him
in any trouble.

1034
00:52:45,312 --> 00:52:48,106
I don't want her dragging you
into court again.

1035
00:52:48,106 --> 00:52:50,383
We can skip the insurance thing.

1036
00:52:50,383 --> 00:52:52,748
We can pay cash.

1037
00:52:52,748 --> 00:52:55,047
Right, Dad?

1038
00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:57,390
DOCTOR: So the good news is
nothing's broken,

1039
00:52:57,390 --> 00:53:00,052
but you did dislocate
your shoulder pretty badly.

1040
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:01,922
What does that mean?

1041
00:53:01,922 --> 00:53:04,892
Well, that means that your arm
has popped out of the socket.

1042
00:53:04,892 --> 00:53:07,499
And we just need
to pop it back in.

1043
00:53:09,096 --> 00:53:11,272
I'm going to have you lie down.

1044
00:53:12,803 --> 00:53:14,770
- Nice and easy.
- Is this going to hurt?

1045
00:53:14,770 --> 00:53:17,003
- (groaning)
- Any more than it does now?

1046
00:53:17,003 --> 00:53:19,071
Not if you relax.

1047
00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:22,679
The key is just to relax
as best as you can.

1048
00:53:23,682 --> 00:53:25,143
(Angus continues groaning)

1049
00:53:25,143 --> 00:53:27,981
DOCTOR:
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

1050
00:53:27,981 --> 00:53:30,049
(rapid, shuddering breaths)

1051
00:53:31,723 --> 00:53:33,426
On the count of three.

1052
00:53:33,426 --> 00:53:36,627
One, two, three.

1053
00:53:36,627 --> 00:53:38,497
(yelling in pain)

1054
00:53:41,799 --> 00:53:43,601
- (joint pops)
- Jesus!

1055
00:53:43,601 --> 00:53:46,065
(Angus screams)

1056
00:53:48,135 --> 00:53:49,640
Barton men don't do that.

1057
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:50,971
Do what?

1058
00:53:50,971 --> 00:53:52,643
Barton men don't lie.

1059
00:53:52,643 --> 00:53:54,777
Yeah, well, I had momentum.

1060
00:53:54,777 --> 00:53:56,581
PAUL:
Mm-hmm.

1061
00:54:00,587 --> 00:54:02,180
Hello.

1062
00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:04,325
We have this prescription.

1063
00:54:05,757 --> 00:54:07,284
Percodan. Okay.

1064
00:54:07,284 --> 00:54:08,956
Uh, give me a couple minutes.

1065
00:54:08,956 --> 00:54:10,760
PAUL:
Thank you.

1066
00:54:11,994 --> 00:54:14,126
Look, you said, if Woodrup
finds out, you're screwed,

1067
00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,501
so now he won't find out.

1068
00:54:15,501 --> 00:54:17,228
What happens
if your parents inquire?

1069
00:54:17,228 --> 00:54:18,900
(scoffs) Never gonna happen.

1070
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:20,198
Trust me.

1071
00:54:21,839 --> 00:54:25,335
Okay, then.
This all remains entre nous.

1072
00:54:25,335 --> 00:54:27,337
Got it? You know
what entre nous means?

1073
00:54:27,337 --> 00:54:29,416
<i>Oui, monsieur.</i>

1074
00:54:29,416 --> 00:54:30,879
Now you owe me.

1075
00:54:30,879 --> 00:54:32,749
Owe you?

1076
00:54:32,749 --> 00:54:35,048
Oh, do not try to leverage me,
Mr. Tully.

1077
00:54:35,048 --> 00:54:37,490
All I'm looking for
is a little thank-you

1078
00:54:37,490 --> 00:54:39,723
that I did something nice
for you.

1079
00:54:40,858 --> 00:54:42,660
That's all.

1080
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:45,256
("No Matter What" by Badfinger
playing)

1081
00:54:45,256 --> 00:54:47,665
ANGUS: <i>Think I'll start
with a beer. How about you?</i>

1082
00:54:47,665 --> 00:54:50,096
PAUL:
Don't be ridiculous, Mr. Tully.

1083
00:54:50,096 --> 00:54:52,230
Get your cheeseburger.

1084
00:54:52,230 --> 00:54:54,265
- They've got Miller High Life.
- Mm.

1085
00:54:54,265 --> 00:54:56,443
- The champagne of beers.
- Oh.

1086
00:54:58,612 --> 00:55:01,206
Okay, you ready to order? Oh!

1087
00:55:01,206 --> 00:55:03,175
Miss Crane.

1088
00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:04,451
As I live and breathe.

1089
00:55:04,451 --> 00:55:06,376
What-what...
what are you doing here?

1090
00:55:06,376 --> 00:55:07,949
(laughing):
Oh. Hi, guys.

1091
00:55:07,949 --> 00:55:09,885
Yeah, I always pick up
a little extra work

1092
00:55:09,885 --> 00:55:11,458
over Thanksgiving and Christmas.

1093
00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:13,350
Ah.

1094
00:55:13,350 --> 00:55:16,089
Well, um, this is Mr. Tully.

1095
00:55:16,089 --> 00:55:18,091
MISS CRANE:
Oh, sure. I know you.

1096
00:55:18,091 --> 00:55:19,466
Angus Tully.

1097
00:55:19,466 --> 00:55:21,061
We met outside
Dr. Woodrup's office.

1098
00:55:21,061 --> 00:55:23,096
I was wrongly accused
of blowing up a toilet.

1099
00:55:23,096 --> 00:55:25,571
I didn't know about
the wrongly part.

1100
00:55:25,571 --> 00:55:26,902
(chuckling)

1101
00:55:26,902 --> 00:55:28,640
Um, he'll have a cheeseburger.

1102
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,773
MISS CRANE:
Okay.

1103
00:55:29,773 --> 00:55:31,071
And a Miller High Life, please.

1104
00:55:31,071 --> 00:55:33,073
PAUL:
Uh, no, you will not.

1105
00:55:33,073 --> 00:55:35,108
Where do you stand on
Miller High Life, Miss Crane?

1106
00:55:35,108 --> 00:55:38,980
Well, like they say,
it's the champagne of beers.

1107
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:40,883
- And she's a professional.
- PAUL: Okay.

1108
00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:43,182
MISS CRANE (laughs):
Okay, one cheeseburger.

1109
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:46,218
- And a Coke.
- MISS CRANE: Okay.

1110
00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:47,956
I will have a cheeseburger
as well.

1111
00:55:47,956 --> 00:55:49,496
MISS CRANE (chuckles):
Two cheeseburgers.

1112
00:55:49,496 --> 00:55:52,928
- And a Jim Beam on the rocks.
- Oh. Okay.

1113
00:55:52,928 --> 00:55:54,226
PAUL:
Please.

1114
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:57,064
Okay. You got it, guys.

1115
00:55:57,064 --> 00:55:59,473
Thank you.

1116
00:55:59,473 --> 00:56:01,101
Hmm.

1117
00:56:02,137 --> 00:56:04,610
(chuckling):
Ouch. You two have chemistry.

1118
00:56:04,610 --> 00:56:06,337
(laughs):
Okay.

1119
00:56:06,337 --> 00:56:08,174
That's the Percodan talking.

1120
00:56:08,174 --> 00:56:09,615
I don't know,
seeing her like this,

1121
00:56:09,615 --> 00:56:10,979
I think she's pretty attractive.

1122
00:56:10,979 --> 00:56:13,619
Listen, you hormonal vulgarian,

1123
00:56:13,619 --> 00:56:16,017
that woman deserves
your respect,

1124
00:56:16,017 --> 00:56:19,625
not your erotic speculation.

1125
00:56:19,625 --> 00:56:21,594
Well, may I at least
go to the bathroom?

1126
00:56:21,594 --> 00:56:24,289
- (Paul sighs)
- Sir?

1127
00:56:24,289 --> 00:56:26,027
You mean the pay phone?

1128
00:56:34,169 --> 00:56:35,333
- Okay.
- Ah.

1129
00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:36,840
A Coke...

1130
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:38,369
- and a double Jim.
- Oh.

1131
00:56:38,369 --> 00:56:39,843
(whispers):
I charged you for a single.

1132
00:56:39,843 --> 00:56:41,108
- Thank you.
- (chuckles)

1133
00:56:41,108 --> 00:56:43,176
- Chin-chin.
- Mm-hmm.

1134
00:56:43,176 --> 00:56:46,113
So, how'd you get stuck
holding over?

1135
00:56:46,113 --> 00:56:47,719
I thought it was
Mr. Endicott's year.

1136
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:49,655
(chuckles) No, I know.

1137
00:56:49,655 --> 00:56:51,954
Uh, I'm being punished.

1138
00:56:51,954 --> 00:56:53,890
Yeah, Dr. Woodrup is, um...

1139
00:56:53,890 --> 00:56:56,057
A pompous ass
with a dictator complex?

1140
00:56:56,057 --> 00:56:58,158
(both chuckle)

1141
00:56:58,158 --> 00:56:59,830
Oops. Um...

1142
00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:02,536
Uh, what I meant to say was, uh,

1143
00:57:02,536 --> 00:57:05,132
well, he's a lovely
compassionate educator

1144
00:57:05,132 --> 00:57:07,574
- with a really groovy beard.
- (both laugh)

1145
00:57:07,574 --> 00:57:10,368
Yeah. You know, I've had
a lot of former students

1146
00:57:10,368 --> 00:57:12,139
ascend to positions
of authority.

1147
00:57:12,139 --> 00:57:14,647
He's the only one
I've ever had to report to.

1148
00:57:14,647 --> 00:57:16,473
- He was your student?
- Oh, yes.

1149
00:57:16,473 --> 00:57:18,079
My first year teaching,

1150
00:57:18,079 --> 00:57:20,213
and he was an asshole even then.

1151
00:57:20,213 --> 00:57:22,347
(both laugh)

1152
00:57:22,347 --> 00:57:24,217
(sighs):
Oh.

1153
00:57:24,217 --> 00:57:27,055
Well, listen, if you and Angus
are really all alone up there,

1154
00:57:27,055 --> 00:57:29,156
I'm having a little
Christmas Eve party.

1155
00:57:29,156 --> 00:57:32,060
In case, you know,
you guys want to stop by.

1156
00:57:35,065 --> 00:57:37,428
("Knock Three Times" by
Tony Orlando & Dawn playing)

1157
00:57:37,428 --> 00:57:38,869
♪ Oh, my sweetness ♪

1158
00:57:38,869 --> 00:57:40,398
(three drumbeats)

1159
00:57:40,398 --> 00:57:43,643
♪ Means you'll meet me
in the hallway ♪

1160
00:57:45,713 --> 00:57:48,010
♪ Twice on the pipe ♪

1161
00:57:48,010 --> 00:57:51,475
♪ Means you ain't gonna show ♪

1162
00:57:53,545 --> 00:57:56,920
♪ If you look out
your window tonight... ♪

1163
00:57:58,627 --> 00:58:00,891
Sorry, kid. Next game's taken.

1164
00:58:00,891 --> 00:58:02,420
But I just put a dime down.

1165
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:04,697
I don't care.
My buddy's up next.

1166
00:58:04,697 --> 00:58:06,094
That's not how it works.

1167
00:58:06,094 --> 00:58:07,964
That's how it works in here.

1168
00:58:07,964 --> 00:58:10,065
Why don't you go shoot
the other fucking machine?

1169
00:58:10,065 --> 00:58:12,298
Because I don't want to shoot
the other fucking machine.

1170
00:58:12,298 --> 00:58:15,136
- I want to use this one.
- Fuck!

1171
00:58:15,136 --> 00:58:17,875
Thanks for fucking up my mojo.

1172
00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:20,042
Hey, Kenny, you're up.

1173
00:58:20,042 --> 00:58:21,274
ANGUS:
Bullshit.

1174
00:58:21,274 --> 00:58:23,210
I put my dime down. I'm up next.

1175
00:58:23,210 --> 00:58:25,014
What was that?

1176
00:58:28,448 --> 00:58:30,118
Oh.

1177
00:58:34,487 --> 00:58:37,125
Hey, sport, my eyes are up here.

1178
00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,962
PINBALL PLAYER:
Look at this fucking kid.

1179
00:58:38,962 --> 00:58:41,129
Spoiled little fucking
Barton boy.

1180
00:58:41,129 --> 00:58:43,428
Yeah, he's a fancy
little prick, isn't he?

1181
00:58:43,428 --> 00:58:45,067
You know what?

1182
00:58:45,067 --> 00:58:46,596
You can just take my dime.

1183
00:58:46,596 --> 00:58:48,136
You want me to take your dime?

1184
00:58:48,136 --> 00:58:50,600
Like it's, uh...
like it's charity?

1185
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,646
No. What I meant was...

1186
00:58:52,646 --> 00:58:54,505
we could play together.

1187
00:58:54,505 --> 00:58:56,441
Yeah, you could be my left arm.

1188
00:58:56,441 --> 00:58:58,685
The fuck did you just say to me?

1189
00:58:59,688 --> 00:59:01,820
- Hey!
- Mr. Hunham?

1190
00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:03,250
PAUL:
Mm, yes?

1191
00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:05,021
- Mr. Hunham, can we go, please?
- Why?

1192
00:59:05,021 --> 00:59:06,660
Uh, I've just been called
a fancy little prick.

1193
00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:08,618
- Hey! Why'd you run off?
- We should go.

1194
00:59:08,618 --> 00:59:10,158
We were just talking to you.

1195
00:59:10,158 --> 00:59:11,665
Don't they teach you manners
at that school?

1196
00:59:11,665 --> 00:59:12,622
- No, no, no. No, no.
- MISS CRANE: Kenneth!

1197
00:59:12,622 --> 00:59:13,832
Kenneth, leave him alone.

1198
00:59:13,832 --> 00:59:15,933
They just came in for some food.

1199
00:59:15,933 --> 00:59:17,495
PAUL:
Kenneth. Kenneth.

1200
00:59:17,495 --> 00:59:19,101
Is that right?

1201
00:59:19,101 --> 00:59:21,268
Uh, I don't doubt he did
something to offend you.

1202
00:59:21,268 --> 00:59:23,171
It's his specialty.

1203
00:59:23,171 --> 00:59:25,635
Now, perhaps I can purchase you
gentlemen something to imbibe

1204
00:59:25,635 --> 00:59:29,144
and we could let whatever
this unfortunate incident is

1205
00:59:29,144 --> 00:59:31,146
go the way of the dodo.

1206
00:59:31,146 --> 00:59:32,851
The what?

1207
00:59:32,851 --> 00:59:34,952
The dodo. It's an extinct bird.

1208
00:59:34,952 --> 00:59:36,514
What he's trying to say is

1209
00:59:36,514 --> 00:59:38,923
he'd like to buy you guys
a beer.

1210
00:59:42,423 --> 00:59:44,797
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- PAUL: Great.

1211
00:59:44,797 --> 00:59:46,865
Yeah, yeah. I'll have a Miller.

1212
00:59:46,865 --> 00:59:49,395
Champagne of beers.

1213
00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:54,334
Why'd you buy those guys beers?
They're assholes.

1214
00:59:54,334 --> 00:59:56,435
That's one way to look at it.

1215
00:59:57,504 --> 00:59:59,339
Hey.

1216
00:59:59,339 --> 01:00:01,374
Catch.

1217
01:00:01,374 --> 01:00:04,410
How many boys do you know
have had their hands blown off?

1218
01:00:06,084 --> 01:00:08,722
Barton boys don't go to Vietnam.

1219
01:00:08,722 --> 01:00:12,583
No, they go to Yale
or Dartmouth or Cornell,

1220
01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:15,355
whether they deserve to or not.

1221
01:00:15,355 --> 01:00:19,194
- Except for Curtis Lamb.
- Except for Curtis Lamb.

1222
01:00:25,598 --> 01:00:28,038
Were you ever in the military?

1223
01:00:28,038 --> 01:00:31,338
Yes. I tried to enlist in '41,
but was rejected.

1224
01:00:31,338 --> 01:00:33,879
I have to get in over there.

1225
01:00:33,879 --> 01:00:36,508
They made me an air raid warden.

1226
01:00:36,508 --> 01:00:38,752
Gave me a whistle
and everything. (chuckles)

1227
01:00:38,752 --> 01:00:41,755
Helmet, armband.

1228
01:00:41,755 --> 01:00:44,351
Yeah.

1229
01:00:44,351 --> 01:00:46,859
Before we get going,
can I be candid with you?

1230
01:00:46,859 --> 01:00:49,059
Mm-hmm.

1231
01:00:49,059 --> 01:00:50,731
You smell.

1232
01:00:55,232 --> 01:00:56,935
Like fish.

1233
01:00:56,935 --> 01:00:58,871
And it's really noticeable
towards the end of the day.

1234
01:00:58,871 --> 01:01:00,939
I can even smell it
on your coat.

1235
01:01:00,939 --> 01:01:03,502
- Mind if I crack the window?
- (sighs)

1236
01:01:05,814 --> 01:01:07,781
Trimethylaminuria.

1237
01:01:07,781 --> 01:01:08,980
Huh?

1238
01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:11,884
Trimethylaminuria.

1239
01:01:11,884 --> 01:01:14,645
Means my body can't break down trimethylamine.

1240
01:01:14,645 --> 01:01:16,317
That's the smell.

1241
01:01:16,317 --> 01:01:19,925
And, uh, yes,
more toward the end of the day.

1242
01:01:19,925 --> 01:01:21,388
Wow.

1243
01:01:21,388 --> 01:01:24,490
- Your whole life?
- Mm-hmm.

1244
01:01:24,490 --> 01:01:26,228
No wonder you're afraid
of women.

1245
01:01:26,228 --> 01:01:29,099
I am not afraid of women.

1246
01:01:29,099 --> 01:01:30,397
- Jesus H. Christ.
- Sorry.

1247
01:01:30,397 --> 01:01:31,662
I shouldn't have said anything.

1248
01:01:31,662 --> 01:01:32,938
(sighs)

1249
01:01:32,938 --> 01:01:34,401
Dr. Gertler says I don't always

1250
01:01:34,401 --> 01:01:36,073
give consideration
to my audience.

1251
01:01:36,073 --> 01:01:38,779
Ah. And who is Dr. Gertler?

1252
01:01:39,804 --> 01:01:41,738
- My shrink.
- Hmm.

1253
01:01:41,738 --> 01:01:45,016
Has Dr. Gertler ever tried
a good, swift kick in the ass?

1254
01:01:45,016 --> 01:01:46,611
(Angus scoffs)

1255
01:01:46,611 --> 01:01:48,855
Okay, all right, now your turn.

1256
01:01:48,855 --> 01:01:50,186
- Hmm.
- Go ahead.

1257
01:01:50,186 --> 01:01:51,858
- Tell me something about me.
- (scoffs)

1258
01:01:51,858 --> 01:01:53,420
- Something negative.
- Something negative about you?

1259
01:01:53,420 --> 01:01:55,422
Sure. Just one thing.

1260
01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:58,029
Just one?

1261
01:01:58,029 --> 01:02:00,262
MARY: <i>Why'd you two
miss dinner last night?</i>

1262
01:02:00,262 --> 01:02:04,695
Oh, we went into town on some,
uh, school-related business.

1263
01:02:04,695 --> 01:02:06,631
And you couldn't call?

1264
01:02:06,631 --> 01:02:08,072
Sorry.

1265
01:02:10,043 --> 01:02:11,669
Good morning, everybody.

1266
01:02:11,669 --> 01:02:13,374
- Hi, Danny.
- Good morning.

1267
01:02:13,374 --> 01:02:15,475
You can go on in
and fix yourself a plate.

1268
01:02:15,475 --> 01:02:17,851
Mm, I just saw something funny.

1269
01:02:17,851 --> 01:02:20,051
I walked into the gym,

1270
01:02:20,051 --> 01:02:22,988
and someone had vomited
in there.

1271
01:02:26,422 --> 01:02:28,719
You don't say. I don't know
anything about that.

1272
01:02:28,719 --> 01:02:30,292
Yeah. Me, neither.

1273
01:02:30,292 --> 01:02:32,195
No, uh, I'll look into that
right away.

1274
01:02:32,195 --> 01:02:33,658
Thank you.

1275
01:02:33,658 --> 01:02:35,869
Mm-hmm. I see how it is.

1276
01:02:37,829 --> 01:02:39,873
♪ ♪

1277
01:02:42,768 --> 01:02:45,076
- (bucket thuds on floor)
- (Angus scoffs)

1278
01:02:46,673 --> 01:02:48,882
DANNY:
You're out your mind.

1279
01:02:50,842 --> 01:02:52,886
(breathing sharply)

1280
01:02:58,058 --> 01:02:59,926
(exhales)

1281
01:03:06,891 --> 01:03:08,561
(grunts)

1282
01:03:11,896 --> 01:03:13,368
(grunts)

1283
01:03:16,076 --> 01:03:18,577
(banging)

1284
01:03:21,642 --> 01:03:23,510
I appreciate you pitching in.

1285
01:03:23,510 --> 01:03:25,919
No, no, I should be
thanking you.

1286
01:03:25,919 --> 01:03:28,251
This is very therapeutic.

1287
01:03:28,251 --> 01:03:30,022
(scoffs)
Try it when you're stuck

1288
01:03:30,022 --> 01:03:32,123
serving 300 little shits,
and all they do is complain.

1289
01:03:32,123 --> 01:03:34,026
Then you tell me
how therapeutic it is.

1290
01:03:34,026 --> 01:03:35,456
- Well, fair enough.
- (chuckles)

1291
01:03:35,456 --> 01:03:37,293
Mary.

1292
01:03:38,296 --> 01:03:39,493
Speaking of.

1293
01:03:41,266 --> 01:03:42,628
(chuckling):
Oh, brownies?

1294
01:03:42,628 --> 01:03:44,234
God, yes. I want all of these.

1295
01:03:44,234 --> 01:03:45,895
MARY:
Ah-ah. Just take one.

1296
01:03:45,895 --> 01:03:47,798
The rest is for
the Christmas party tonight.

1297
01:03:47,798 --> 01:03:49,701
What Christmas party?
There's a Christmas party?

1298
01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:51,703
MARY:
Yeah, at Miss Crane's house.

1299
01:03:51,703 --> 01:03:53,276
I'm only going to go
for a little bit.

1300
01:03:53,276 --> 01:03:54,904
Show my face
and say I was there.

1301
01:03:54,904 --> 01:03:57,280
You know, Miss Crane said
she invited you too.

1302
01:03:58,349 --> 01:03:59,986
- I want to go to the party.
- (Paul stammers)

1303
01:03:59,986 --> 01:04:02,483
She didn't mean it.
We were just making small talk.

1304
01:04:02,483 --> 01:04:04,254
If you don't want to go,
don't go.

1305
01:04:04,254 --> 01:04:05,750
- I'll take him.
- (Paul scoffs)

1306
01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:07,125
Mary can take me.

1307
01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:09,127
No, that's not how it works.

1308
01:04:09,127 --> 01:04:10,964
You're under my supervision.

1309
01:04:12,099 --> 01:04:14,132
Okay, maybe it's fine
for you to sit around here

1310
01:04:14,132 --> 01:04:16,002
and read books all day,

1311
01:04:16,002 --> 01:04:17,762
but I'm losing my goddamn mind.

1312
01:04:17,762 --> 01:04:19,467
- Jesus!
- MARY: Hey!

1313
01:04:19,467 --> 01:04:21,139
Watch your mouth, young man.

1314
01:04:21,139 --> 01:04:22,767
Not on Christmas Eve.

1315
01:04:22,767 --> 01:04:24,439
You see?

1316
01:04:24,439 --> 01:04:26,408
I can't trust him
in a social situation.

1317
01:04:26,408 --> 01:04:28,278
Mr. Hunham,
if you're too chickenshit

1318
01:04:28,278 --> 01:04:30,577
to go to this party,
then just say that.

1319
01:04:30,577 --> 01:04:32,612
- But don't fuck it up
for the little asshole.
- Mm.

1320
01:04:32,612 --> 01:04:35,021
What's wrong with you?
It's just a party.

1321
01:04:36,519 --> 01:04:39,190
- What are you afraid of?
- (sighs) I don't know.

1322
01:04:39,190 --> 01:04:41,786
Shit. Now you got me nervous.

1323
01:04:41,786 --> 01:04:44,855
("White Christmas"
by The Swingle Singers playing)

1324
01:05:06,252 --> 01:05:08,318
♪ ♪

1325
01:05:23,929 --> 01:05:26,237
(sniffing)

1326
01:05:36,249 --> 01:05:38,711
- (spraying)
- Mm.

1327
01:05:41,045 --> 01:05:42,616
Yeah.

1328
01:05:50,098 --> 01:05:52,065
(lively chatter)

1329
01:05:52,065 --> 01:05:55,134
("Jingle Bells" by Herb Alpert
& The Tijuana Brass playing)

1330
01:06:02,539 --> 01:06:04,341
- Oh, hi.
- Oh, hi.

1331
01:06:04,341 --> 01:06:06,673
- Oh, you made it. Welcome.
- (chuckles) Yes.

1332
01:06:06,673 --> 01:06:08,840
Hi. Aw.

1333
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,248
I am so glad you're here.

1334
01:06:10,248 --> 01:06:11,579
We're happy to be here.

1335
01:06:11,579 --> 01:06:13,086
Where should I put these?

1336
01:06:13,086 --> 01:06:14,780
Um, oh. (chuckles)

1337
01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:16,287
(gasps)

1338
01:06:16,287 --> 01:06:17,915
Those, I'll be putting
on my bedside table.

1339
01:06:17,915 --> 01:06:20,258
(laughing):
Oh! You're a wicked woman.

1340
01:06:20,258 --> 01:06:22,425
- You have no idea.
- Oh!

1341
01:06:22,425 --> 01:06:24,361
Certainly a lot of people here.

1342
01:06:24,361 --> 01:06:26,297
(sighs) Yeah, yeah.

1343
01:06:26,297 --> 01:06:28,596
Some family, friends from town.

1344
01:06:28,596 --> 01:06:30,026
- Oh.
- Only you guys from work.

1345
01:06:30,026 --> 01:06:31,533
- Ah.
- Yeah.

1346
01:06:31,533 --> 01:06:33,931
- That's my mom on the couch.
- PAUL: Mm-hmm.

1347
01:06:33,931 --> 01:06:36,472
MISS CRANE:
Uh, that's my sister Kathy

1348
01:06:36,472 --> 01:06:39,112
and her son Marvin.

1349
01:06:39,112 --> 01:06:41,774
Oh, and that's my friend Tom.

1350
01:06:41,774 --> 01:06:43,479
He owns the men's clothing store

1351
01:06:43,479 --> 01:06:44,909
- on Bolen Street.
- PAUL: Of course.

1352
01:06:44,909 --> 01:06:46,449
MISS CRANE:
Yeah, and his son.

1353
01:06:49,784 --> 01:06:51,751
(chatter and music fade)

1354
01:06:51,751 --> 01:06:54,259
(music box playing
"Away in a Manger")

1355
01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:10,935
MISS CRANE:
Angus.

1356
01:07:10,935 --> 01:07:12,475
This is Angus Tully.

1357
01:07:12,475 --> 01:07:14,345
He's one of our students
at Barton.

1358
01:07:14,345 --> 01:07:16,974
This is my niece Elise.

1359
01:07:17,977 --> 01:07:20,351
"Niece Elise." Nice.

1360
01:07:20,351 --> 01:07:22,188
MISS CRANE:
And this is Mr. Hunham.

1361
01:07:22,188 --> 01:07:24,190
He's one of our finest teachers.

1362
01:07:24,190 --> 01:07:25,488
- PAUL: Oh.
- MISS CRANE: History, right?

1363
01:07:25,488 --> 01:07:26,852
PAUL:
Uh, ancient civilizations.

1364
01:07:26,852 --> 01:07:28,084
MISS CRANE:
Ah. (chuckles)

1365
01:07:28,084 --> 01:07:29,624
And this is Mary Lamb.

1366
01:07:29,624 --> 01:07:31,626
She is the manager
of the cafeteria.

1367
01:07:31,626 --> 01:07:32,693
- ELISE: Cool.
- Hi.

1368
01:07:32,693 --> 01:07:34,123
Hi. (chuckles)

1369
01:07:34,123 --> 01:07:36,631
Um, hey, why don't you
take Angus

1370
01:07:36,631 --> 01:07:38,633
down into the basement?

1371
01:07:38,633 --> 01:07:39,997
Introduce him
to our family tradition.

1372
01:07:39,997 --> 01:07:41,702
Come on.

1373
01:07:41,702 --> 01:07:44,507
Okay, and, uh, why don't I
get you guys some drinks?

1374
01:07:44,507 --> 01:07:46,311
- Uh, Jim Beam for you, right?
- Correct.

1375
01:07:46,311 --> 01:07:47,675
Okay, and what about you, Mary?

1376
01:07:47,675 --> 01:07:49,776
- Uh, I'll take a whiskey.
- Okay.

1377
01:07:49,776 --> 01:07:51,613
(kids chattering)

1378
01:07:51,613 --> 01:07:53,516
♪ He's the jolly little fellow
called Santa Claus ♪

1379
01:07:53,516 --> 01:07:56,112
♪ Who'll be around
on Christmas Eve night ♪

1380
01:07:56,112 --> 01:07:58,851
♪ He's a chubby little fellow
with a long white beard ♪

1381
01:07:58,851 --> 01:08:00,853
♪ And he comes
from far away... ♪

1382
01:08:00,853 --> 01:08:02,822
ANGUS: This is what
you wanted to show me?

1383
01:08:02,822 --> 01:08:06,463
I grew up playing down here
during my aunt's parties.

1384
01:08:06,463 --> 01:08:08,366
I think it's kind of cool.

1385
01:08:08,366 --> 01:08:10,368
There's a purity to it.

1386
01:08:11,503 --> 01:08:15,032
I mean, every child
is an artist.

1387
01:08:15,032 --> 01:08:18,970
The problem is remaining
an artist when we grow up.

1388
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,807
Picasso said that.

1389
01:08:20,807 --> 01:08:22,578
Picasso's cool.

1390
01:08:22,578 --> 01:08:24,217
Yeah, I saw <i>Guernica</i> once.

1391
01:08:24,217 --> 01:08:26,010
- You know, the-the big mural?
- Yeah.

1392
01:08:26,010 --> 01:08:28,078
- With the horse?
- (laughs)

1393
01:08:28,078 --> 01:08:30,355
Yeah, I know <i>Guernica.</i>
You really saw it?

1394
01:08:30,355 --> 01:08:33,523
Yeah. At The Museum
of Modern Art in New York.

1395
01:08:33,523 --> 01:08:35,690
It's huge.

1396
01:08:35,690 --> 01:08:37,989
My dad took me.

1397
01:08:37,989 --> 01:08:40,189
♪ Merry Christmas ♪

1398
01:08:40,189 --> 01:08:42,191
("Silent Night" by
The Temptations playing)

1399
01:08:42,191 --> 01:08:47,273
- ♪ To each one of you ♪
- ♪ To all of you ♪

1400
01:08:47,273 --> 01:08:50,342
- ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
- ♪ Mm ♪

1401
01:08:50,342 --> 01:08:56,106
♪ Silent night ♪

1402
01:08:56,106 --> 01:09:00,077
♪ Holy night... ♪

1403
01:09:00,077 --> 01:09:02,145
There you go.

1404
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,291
Hey, how you doing, hmm?

1405
01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:07,458
- I'm doing all right.
- Okay.

1406
01:09:08,989 --> 01:09:11,088
They put me
in charge of the music.

1407
01:09:11,088 --> 01:09:12,793
Who put you in charge
of the music?

1408
01:09:12,793 --> 01:09:14,025
I did.

1409
01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:15,796
- (both laugh)
- You so crazy.

1410
01:09:15,796 --> 01:09:17,930
Oh. I got you something.

1411
01:09:17,930 --> 01:09:20,438
- No, Danny.
- Yeah, go ahead.

1412
01:09:20,438 --> 01:09:22,198
Mm-mm.
You didn't have to do all this.

1413
01:09:22,198 --> 01:09:25,201
I don't have to do anything
but pay taxes and die.

1414
01:09:25,201 --> 01:09:27,379
I wanted to. Here.

1415
01:09:27,379 --> 01:09:32,978
♪ Holy infant
so tender and mild... ♪

1416
01:09:34,949 --> 01:09:36,553
This is lovely.

1417
01:09:36,553 --> 01:09:38,115
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1418
01:09:38,115 --> 01:09:39,622
But, Danny,
I didn't get you anything.

1419
01:09:39,622 --> 01:09:40,920
Yes, you did.

1420
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:43,791
You got me that beautiful smile.

1421
01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:45,595
(Danny chuckling)

1422
01:09:45,595 --> 01:09:47,399
- There it is.
- (Mary chuckles)

1423
01:09:47,399 --> 01:09:50,127
(laughing):
There it is.

1424
01:09:50,127 --> 01:09:53,196
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1425
01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:55,638
(kids chattering)

1426
01:09:55,638 --> 01:09:57,068
ANGUS:
Am I doing this right?

1427
01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,971
ELISE:
There's no right or wrong.

1428
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:03,415
♪ I wish my mom would marry
Santa Claus ♪

1429
01:10:03,415 --> 01:10:07,452
♪ Then I know
he would always stay ♪

1430
01:10:07,452 --> 01:10:11,819
♪ And we could always play
with the toys... ♪

1431
01:10:11,819 --> 01:10:13,986
Are you trying to look
down my shirt?

1432
01:10:13,986 --> 01:10:16,857
(laughs):
No.

1433
01:10:16,857 --> 01:10:18,859
Yes.

1434
01:10:22,568 --> 01:10:24,337
You know, I'm not gonna do this

1435
01:10:24,337 --> 01:10:25,932
if you're not gonna
take it seriously.

1436
01:10:25,932 --> 01:10:28,165
(laughing):
I am taking it seriously.

1437
01:10:28,165 --> 01:10:30,200
As seriously as one can take
finger painting.

1438
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,806
(laughing):
You're not.

1439
01:10:31,806 --> 01:10:35,579
You missed this whole area
right here.

1440
01:10:37,715 --> 01:10:41,145
♪ And it would always be ♪

1441
01:10:41,145 --> 01:10:45,215
♪ Like Christmas
every day for me. ♪

1442
01:10:59,066 --> 01:11:00,538
(chuckles)

1443
01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:02,969
Oh. (chuckles)

1444
01:11:02,969 --> 01:11:04,839
- Well...
- Mistletoe. (laughs)

1445
01:11:04,839 --> 01:11:07,336
Oh, yes, of course,
that's-that's why. Right.

1446
01:11:07,336 --> 01:11:09,415
- Ah.
- (both laughing)

1447
01:11:09,415 --> 01:11:10,746
You know, it's interesting.

1448
01:11:10,746 --> 01:11:13,518
Aeneas, uh, carried mistletoe
with him

1449
01:11:13,518 --> 01:11:15,388
when he descended
into Hades, uh,

1450
01:11:15,388 --> 01:11:17,016
in search of his father.

1451
01:11:17,016 --> 01:11:19,018
Oh. Huh.

1452
01:11:20,087 --> 01:11:22,428
Anyway, uh, I like your tree.

1453
01:11:22,428 --> 01:11:24,320
It's very space-age.

1454
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,191
Oh! I bought it to commemorate
the moon landing.

1455
01:11:27,191 --> 01:11:29,600
- Really? Oh. Oh.
- Yeah.

1456
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,294
(Miss Crane sighs)

1457
01:11:32,935 --> 01:11:35,100
So, where's your family
this Christmas?

1458
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:36,937
Nowhere. I'm an only child.

1459
01:11:36,937 --> 01:11:38,675
Uh, my mother died
when I was young.

1460
01:11:38,675 --> 01:11:39,874
Oh.

1461
01:11:39,874 --> 01:11:41,414
And your father?

1462
01:11:41,414 --> 01:11:42,877
(chuckles)

1463
01:11:42,877 --> 01:11:45,110
Let's just say I left home
when I was 15.

1464
01:11:45,110 --> 01:11:46,749
- You ran away?
- Worse.

1465
01:11:46,749 --> 01:11:49,246
- I got a scholarship to Barton.
- Oh.

1466
01:11:49,246 --> 01:11:53,085
And from there, I went to
college and never looked back.

1467
01:11:53,085 --> 01:11:55,560
- Oh, but you did a little.
- Hmm?

1468
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,595
I mean, you came back here.

1469
01:11:57,595 --> 01:11:59,696
Ah.

1470
01:11:59,696 --> 01:12:02,468
Feels kind of like home. Yes.

1471
01:12:02,468 --> 01:12:05,262
And I guess I thought
I could make a difference.

1472
01:12:05,262 --> 01:12:08,199
I mean, I used to think I could
prepare them for the world

1473
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:09,739
- even a little.
- Mm-hmm.

1474
01:12:09,739 --> 01:12:11,268
Provide standards and grounding

1475
01:12:11,268 --> 01:12:13,204
like Dr. Greene always
drilled into us.

1476
01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:15,547
But, uh, the world doesn't
make sense anymore.

1477
01:12:15,547 --> 01:12:18,649
(chuckles):
I mean, it's on fire.

1478
01:12:18,649 --> 01:12:20,816
The rich don't give a shit.

1479
01:12:20,816 --> 01:12:22,818
Poor kids are cannon fodder.

1480
01:12:22,818 --> 01:12:24,985
Integrity is a punch line.

1481
01:12:24,985 --> 01:12:27,493
Trust is just a name on a bank.

1482
01:12:27,493 --> 01:12:28,791
(Miss Crane chuckles softly)

1483
01:12:28,791 --> 01:12:30,925
Well...

1484
01:12:30,925 --> 01:12:33,631
look, if that's all true,

1485
01:12:33,631 --> 01:12:37,437
then now is when they most need
someone like you.

1486
01:12:40,838 --> 01:12:43,399
(record scratching, skipping)

1487
01:12:43,399 --> 01:12:45,742
("When Winter Comes" by Artie
Shaw & His Orchestra playing)

1488
01:12:45,742 --> 01:12:51,143
Danny, did you know that
Curtis used to love Artie Shaw?

1489
01:12:51,143 --> 01:12:53,244
You know,
we used to dance to this.

1490
01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:54,784
(chuckles)

1491
01:12:54,784 --> 01:12:57,688
What teenage kid you know
listens to Artie Shaw?

1492
01:13:00,121 --> 01:13:01,494
You're killing me.

1493
01:13:01,494 --> 01:13:02,660
Can't you play something
a little hipper?

1494
01:13:02,660 --> 01:13:04,761
Don't touch that goddamn record.

1495
01:13:04,761 --> 01:13:06,763
DANNY: Hey, wait. Hey, M-Mary,
come on, just sit down.

1496
01:13:06,763 --> 01:13:08,325
- MARY: Oh, I'm okay.
- DANNY: All right.

1497
01:13:08,325 --> 01:13:10,602
- No, Danny, I'm okay.
- I-I know. Please.

1498
01:13:10,602 --> 01:13:13,605
- Okay, but I said I'm okay.
- Okay.

1499
01:13:13,605 --> 01:13:16,542
♪ And I'll be fine
in the summer ♪

1500
01:13:16,542 --> 01:13:19,545
♪ But then I gotta have you
to cuddle up to ♪

1501
01:13:19,545 --> 01:13:21,910
♪ When winter comes. ♪

1502
01:13:25,410 --> 01:13:27,487
♪ ♪

1503
01:13:38,896 --> 01:13:40,995
Go get me another drink.

1504
01:13:42,570 --> 01:13:44,460
So, are you planning
anything special for tomorrow?

1505
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:46,902
No. Why? Are you having, um...

1506
01:13:46,902 --> 01:13:49,003
Oh, no, no. I just...

1507
01:13:49,003 --> 01:13:51,709
I thought maybe you were doing
something special for Angus.

1508
01:13:51,709 --> 01:13:53,403
Oh.

1509
01:13:53,403 --> 01:13:54,745
("It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" playing)

1510
01:13:54,745 --> 01:13:57,011
- You should.
- Oh.

1511
01:13:57,011 --> 01:13:59,343
Help preserve some of the magic.

1512
01:13:59,343 --> 01:14:02,555
I mean, he may be a little
difficult, but he's still...

1513
01:14:02,555 --> 01:14:04,557
- he's just a kid.
- Yeah.

1514
01:14:04,557 --> 01:14:08,693
Life catches up to them so fast.

1515
01:14:08,693 --> 01:14:10,860
Them. Ha.

1516
01:14:12,193 --> 01:14:14,358
- Us.
- Mm-hmm.

1517
01:14:17,231 --> 01:14:20,034
You're a very sweet person,
Miss Crane.

1518
01:14:20,034 --> 01:14:22,707
Aw.

1519
01:14:22,707 --> 01:14:24,907
- So are you.
- (chuckles)

1520
01:14:24,907 --> 01:14:26,579
- When you want to be.
- Mm.

1521
01:14:26,579 --> 01:14:28,042
And it's Lydia.

1522
01:14:28,042 --> 01:14:30,110
Lydia. (chuckles)

1523
01:14:31,113 --> 01:14:33,080
(door opens)

1524
01:14:34,655 --> 01:14:36,622
- Excuse me for a minute.
- Mm.

1525
01:14:36,622 --> 01:14:38,723
Hi.

1526
01:14:41,893 --> 01:14:44,091
♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪

1527
01:14:44,091 --> 01:14:46,027
♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪

1528
01:14:46,027 --> 01:14:49,195
♪ When loved ones are near ♪

1529
01:14:49,195 --> 01:14:52,605
♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪

1530
01:14:52,605 --> 01:14:55,872
♪ Of the year... ♪

1531
01:14:55,872 --> 01:14:57,577
(sighs)

1532
01:14:58,811 --> 01:15:01,075
Mr. Hunham? Mr. Hunham,
could you come with me, please?

1533
01:15:01,075 --> 01:15:03,077
Yeah. What is it?

1534
01:15:03,077 --> 01:15:05,112
Come on. I'm serious.

1535
01:15:05,112 --> 01:15:06,949
(grunts)

1536
01:15:08,282 --> 01:15:10,414
- Come on.
- Yes.

1537
01:15:10,414 --> 01:15:12,581
♪ There'll be scary
ghost stories ♪

1538
01:15:12,581 --> 01:15:14,924
- (Mary sobbing)
- ♪ And tales of the glories ♪

1539
01:15:14,924 --> 01:15:17,993
♪ Of Christmases
long, long ago... ♪

1540
01:15:17,993 --> 01:15:20,457
Mary?

1541
01:15:20,457 --> 01:15:22,459
You all right?

1542
01:15:22,459 --> 01:15:24,703
MARY:
Just leave me alone.

1543
01:15:26,003 --> 01:15:27,673
You want me to take you home?

1544
01:15:27,673 --> 01:15:30,742
Back off! Back off.

1545
01:15:30,742 --> 01:15:32,744
♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪

1546
01:15:32,744 --> 01:15:34,944
♪ And hearts
will be glowing... ♪

1547
01:15:34,944 --> 01:15:37,441
(song continues muffled
in distance)

1548
01:15:40,149 --> 01:15:42,182
(Mary sniffling, crying)

1549
01:15:45,187 --> 01:15:47,451
He's gone.

1550
01:15:54,966 --> 01:15:57,065
(sighs)

1551
01:15:58,068 --> 01:15:59,265
PAUL:
I was right.

1552
01:15:59,265 --> 01:16:00,871
This is why I hate parties.

1553
01:16:00,871 --> 01:16:02,840
That was a disaster.
Total disaster.

1554
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,007
Speak for yourself.
I was having fun.

1555
01:16:05,007 --> 01:16:06,602
Let's take Mary home,

1556
01:16:06,602 --> 01:16:07,779
make sure she's okay,
and we'll come back.

1557
01:16:07,779 --> 01:16:09,341
- Out of the question.
- Come on.

1558
01:16:09,341 --> 01:16:11,013
Would you give me a break?

1559
01:16:11,013 --> 01:16:12,685
I was hitting it off with Elise.

1560
01:16:12,685 --> 01:16:13,983
Oh. (chuckles) The niece?

1561
01:16:13,983 --> 01:16:15,182
Are you kidding me?

1562
01:16:15,182 --> 01:16:16,821
This poor woman is bereft,

1563
01:16:16,821 --> 01:16:18,724
and all you can think about
is some silly girl.

1564
01:16:18,724 --> 01:16:20,726
- Unbelievable.
- I don't need
you feeling sorry for me.

1565
01:16:20,726 --> 01:16:23,960
See? I'm just saying,
this was the first good thing

1566
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,391
that came with being
in this prison with you.

1567
01:16:26,391 --> 01:16:28,294
Need I remind you

1568
01:16:28,294 --> 01:16:30,626
that it is not my fault
that you are stuck here?

1569
01:16:30,626 --> 01:16:32,804
Do you think I want
to be babysitting you?

1570
01:16:32,804 --> 01:16:36,236
Oh, no, no, I was praying to
the god I don't even believe in

1571
01:16:36,236 --> 01:16:38,073
that your mother
would pick up the phone

1572
01:16:38,073 --> 01:16:41,714
or your father would arrive
in a helicopter or a submarine

1573
01:16:41,714 --> 01:16:43,848
or a flying fucking saucer
to take you...

1574
01:16:43,848 --> 01:16:46,246
My father's dead.

1575
01:16:46,246 --> 01:16:47,852
(stammering):
I thought your father...

1576
01:16:47,852 --> 01:16:51,152
That's just some rich guy
my mom married.

1577
01:16:51,152 --> 01:16:53,319
Give me your keys.

1578
01:16:53,319 --> 01:16:55,222
It's unlocked.

1579
01:17:00,801 --> 01:17:04,693
You don't tell a boy that's
been left behind at Christmas

1580
01:17:04,693 --> 01:17:06,904
that you're aching
to cut him loose.

1581
01:17:06,904 --> 01:17:08,939
That nobody wants him.

1582
01:17:08,939 --> 01:17:11,667
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1583
01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:14,208
Let's go. I'm cold.

1584
01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:19,444
(grunts softly)

1585
01:17:25,584 --> 01:17:31,060
♪ O little town of Bethlehem ♪

1586
01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:35,658
♪ How still we see thee lie ♪

1587
01:17:37,002 --> 01:17:42,434
♪ Above thy deep
and dreamless sleep ♪

1588
01:17:42,434 --> 01:17:48,110
♪ The silent stars go by ♪

1589
01:17:48,110 --> 01:17:53,577
♪ Yet in thy dark streets
shineth ♪

1590
01:17:53,577 --> 01:17:57,086
♪ The everlasting light... ♪

1591
01:17:57,086 --> 01:17:59,055
(car door closes)

1592
01:17:59,055 --> 01:18:00,925
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1593
01:18:00,925 --> 01:18:02,421
What can I do for you, chief?

1594
01:18:02,421 --> 01:18:03,895
I'm looking for a tree.

1595
01:18:03,895 --> 01:18:05,424
Well, you came
to the right place.

1596
01:18:05,424 --> 01:18:08,361
Big fire sale on all
remaining inventory.

1597
01:18:11,003 --> 01:18:12,772
Mr. Tully.

1598
01:18:14,039 --> 01:18:15,841
Mr. Tully?

1599
01:18:17,768 --> 01:18:19,603
Mr. Tully.

1600
01:18:21,508 --> 01:18:23,915
Uh, Angus Tully!

1601
01:18:23,915 --> 01:18:25,983
(radio playing indistinctly)

1602
01:18:28,955 --> 01:18:30,251
(Paul sighs)

1603
01:18:30,251 --> 01:18:32,253
- Good morning.
- Merry Christmas.

1604
01:18:32,253 --> 01:18:34,090
Yeah.
Merry Christmas, of course.

1605
01:18:34,090 --> 01:18:35,927
How are you?

1606
01:18:35,927 --> 01:18:38,160
Well, I've got a case
of the cocktail flu.

1607
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:40,756
- Yeah. Have you seen the boy?
- Mm-mm.

1608
01:18:40,756 --> 01:18:43,231
Goddammit,
where the hell can he be?

1609
01:18:44,795 --> 01:18:46,729
Angus!

1610
01:18:48,634 --> 01:18:50,667
Mr. Tully?

1611
01:18:50,667 --> 01:18:52,878
(piano playing)

1612
01:18:52,878 --> 01:18:55,177
(panting)

1613
01:19:05,585 --> 01:19:08,058
- (door bangs shut)
- (playing stops)

1614
01:19:09,930 --> 01:19:12,865
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1615
01:19:12,865 --> 01:19:14,625
Where the hell have you been?

1616
01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:17,298
I don't know. Just here.

1617
01:19:17,298 --> 01:19:19,300
Come on.
I have something to show you.

1618
01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:21,368
♪ ♪

1619
01:19:25,077 --> 01:19:27,044
No ornaments?

1620
01:19:29,917 --> 01:19:33,545
Oh, I'm sure we can round up
some ornaments somewhere.

1621
01:19:33,545 --> 01:19:36,350
Uh, now...

1622
01:19:36,350 --> 01:19:39,122
this is for you.

1623
01:19:50,531 --> 01:19:53,664
<i>Meditations</i> by Marcus Aurelius.

1624
01:19:53,664 --> 01:19:56,007
For my money, it's like
the Bible, the Koran

1625
01:19:56,007 --> 01:19:58,702
and the Bhagavad Gita
all rolled up into one.

1626
01:19:58,702 --> 01:20:01,441
And the best part is
not one mention of God.

1627
01:20:01,441 --> 01:20:03,674
- Hmm.
- ANGUS: Okay.

1628
01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:05,478
Thanks.

1629
01:20:06,646 --> 01:20:09,383
And Mary.

1630
01:20:09,383 --> 01:20:11,286
This is for you.

1631
01:20:12,619 --> 01:20:14,256
Hmm.

1632
01:20:21,826 --> 01:20:23,793
So you just get this
for everybody?

1633
01:20:23,793 --> 01:20:25,894
And...

1634
01:20:25,894 --> 01:20:27,764
- Mm-hmm.
- (Paul chuckling)

1635
01:20:27,764 --> 01:20:29,766
- Now, how'd you guess?
- How indeed?

1636
01:20:29,766 --> 01:20:31,108
(chuckles)

1637
01:20:31,108 --> 01:20:33,143
Oh, and...

1638
01:20:33,143 --> 01:20:35,343
this came in the mail for you.

1639
01:20:55,662 --> 01:20:57,695
♪ ♪

1640
01:21:05,474 --> 01:21:07,012
(Paul sighs)

1641
01:21:07,012 --> 01:21:09,146
Thank you, Mary.

1642
01:21:09,146 --> 01:21:11,115
That was just lovely.

1643
01:21:11,115 --> 01:21:12,413
Oh.

1644
01:21:12,413 --> 01:21:14,481
Is that an actual compliment?

1645
01:21:14,481 --> 01:21:17,319
- Oh, come on.
- (Mary laughs)

1646
01:21:17,319 --> 01:21:19,585
You know,
I don't think I've ever had

1647
01:21:19,585 --> 01:21:22,918
a real family Christmas
like this before.

1648
01:21:22,918 --> 01:21:25,360
Christmas dinner,
I mean family-style.

1649
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:28,198
Out of the oven
and all the trimmings.

1650
01:21:28,198 --> 01:21:30,827
My mom always just orders in
from Delmonico's.

1651
01:21:30,827 --> 01:21:32,334
(Angus and Paul chuckle)

1652
01:21:32,334 --> 01:21:34,501
MARY:
Well, she's got the right idea.

1653
01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:37,339
Next year I'm ordering in
from Delmonico's.

1654
01:21:39,178 --> 01:21:42,674
Anyway, thank you, Mary.

1655
01:21:42,674 --> 01:21:44,643
You're welcome.

1656
01:21:44,643 --> 01:21:46,645
PAUL:
I'd like to propose a toast.

1657
01:21:46,645 --> 01:21:51,353
To my two unlikely companions
on this snowy island

1658
01:21:51,353 --> 01:21:56,226
and to our absent friends
and family.

1659
01:21:58,230 --> 01:22:02,232
And I realize that none of us
is here because he wants to be.

1660
01:22:02,232 --> 01:22:05,334
So if there's any way
that I could make the holidays

1661
01:22:05,334 --> 01:22:08,073
a little cheerier
for either one of you,

1662
01:22:08,073 --> 01:22:10,834
just say the word.

1663
01:22:11,771 --> 01:22:14,310
Okay.

1664
01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:16,081
I want to go to Boston.

1665
01:22:16,081 --> 01:22:17,742
Boston? Why?

1666
01:22:17,742 --> 01:22:19,546
Why not?

1667
01:22:19,546 --> 01:22:22,219
I want a real Christmas.
I want to go ice-skating.

1668
01:22:22,219 --> 01:22:23,814
I want to see
a real Christmas tree

1669
01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:25,321
with real ornaments,
not that stupid thing.

1670
01:22:25,321 --> 01:22:27,488
- You said it was nice.
- MARY: It is nice.

1671
01:22:27,488 --> 01:22:29,391
ANGUS:
Come on, let's get out of here.

1672
01:22:29,391 --> 01:22:31,195
I want a real holiday.

1673
01:22:31,195 --> 01:22:33,395
We're not going to Boston.
It's out of the question.

1674
01:22:33,395 --> 01:22:34,891
MARY:
You told the boy "anything,"

1675
01:22:34,891 --> 01:22:36,365
so take the kid to Boston.

1676
01:22:36,365 --> 01:22:38,433
Mary, we're not allowed
to leave campus

1677
01:22:38,433 --> 01:22:40,864
or the immediate environs.

1678
01:22:45,068 --> 01:22:46,540
(sighs)

1679
01:22:51,481 --> 01:22:53,085
(sighs heavily)

1680
01:22:53,085 --> 01:22:55,813
I suppose we could call it
a field trip.

1681
01:22:56,882 --> 01:22:58,750
Uh, field trips would fall
under the ambit

1682
01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:01,258
of additional academic pursuits.

1683
01:23:01,258 --> 01:23:02,919
There's even a fund set aside

1684
01:23:02,919 --> 01:23:05,526
for additional
academic pursuits.

1685
01:23:05,526 --> 01:23:07,561
Mm-hmm.

1686
01:23:09,169 --> 01:23:11,499
I'll go pack. (laughs)

1687
01:23:13,470 --> 01:23:15,371
I'm gonna need you
to take me to Roxbury.

1688
01:23:15,371 --> 01:23:17,802
Mm-hmm. All right.

1689
01:23:19,278 --> 01:23:21,311
♪ ♪

1690
01:23:41,498 --> 01:23:44,334
- ♪ ♪
- (no dialogue)

1691
01:23:59,219 --> 01:24:01,285
♪ ♪

1692
01:24:13,794 --> 01:24:16,795
- MARY (sighs): Here we are.
- PAUL: Hmm.

1693
01:24:16,795 --> 01:24:19,996
Boy, that's an awful lot
of stairs.

1694
01:24:19,996 --> 01:24:23,175
- Probably icy too.
- Mm.

1695
01:24:24,805 --> 01:24:26,068
Mr. Tully.

1696
01:24:27,071 --> 01:24:28,675
Right. Um...

1697
01:24:28,675 --> 01:24:30,875
Mary, can I help you
with your bags?

1698
01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:32,844
MARY:
Yes, please.

1699
01:24:41,657 --> 01:24:42,854
- PAUL: Hmm.
- (trunk closes)

1700
01:24:42,854 --> 01:24:44,559
MARY:
Mm.

1701
01:24:45,727 --> 01:24:47,529
Hey, be careful with the box.

1702
01:24:47,529 --> 01:24:49,729
Yeah.

1703
01:24:49,729 --> 01:24:52,468
You know, you're more than
welcome to a room at the hotel.

1704
01:24:52,468 --> 01:24:53,865
We've got the money.

1705
01:24:53,865 --> 01:24:55,669
Are you out of your mind?

1706
01:24:55,669 --> 01:24:58,243
I need a break from you two
and all your damn bickering.

1707
01:24:58,243 --> 01:25:00,905
Besides, I'm looking forward
to visiting my little sister.

1708
01:25:00,905 --> 01:25:02,346
She's pregnant.

1709
01:25:02,346 --> 01:25:03,743
Oh, that's wonderful.

1710
01:25:03,743 --> 01:25:05,041
- Yeah.
- Oh.

1711
01:25:07,012 --> 01:25:09,177
- Mr. Hunham. Mr. Hunham.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

1712
01:25:09,177 --> 01:25:10,585
My hands sweat.

1713
01:25:10,585 --> 01:25:12,422
It's hyperhidrosis. Sorry.

1714
01:25:12,422 --> 01:25:13,852
- Oh.
- ANGUS: Hey, Mary!

1715
01:25:15,757 --> 01:25:18,120
One more flight up.

1716
01:25:19,123 --> 01:25:20,727
One more flight up.

1717
01:25:20,727 --> 01:25:22,157
Yep.

1718
01:25:22,157 --> 01:25:23,862
So, you two are
going to be all right?

1719
01:25:23,862 --> 01:25:25,501
Yes, the little monster
will be well under control.

1720
01:25:25,501 --> 01:25:27,602
- PEGGY: Mary!
- Oh.

1721
01:25:28,605 --> 01:25:30,407
Hi!

1722
01:25:33,236 --> 01:25:35,280
- Bye.
- Bye.

1723
01:25:39,748 --> 01:25:41,110
Bye, Mary.

1724
01:25:41,110 --> 01:25:42,584
Uh-uh. Where are you going?

1725
01:25:42,584 --> 01:25:44,014
- I was...
- You're not done yet.

1726
01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:46,049
You have to help me up there.

1727
01:25:46,049 --> 01:25:48,458
- Yeah, sure thing.
- Come on.

1728
01:26:02,969 --> 01:26:05,739
(kids chattering playfully
outside)

1729
01:26:16,323 --> 01:26:18,785
(opens drawer)

1730
01:26:24,089 --> 01:26:26,122
♪ ♪

1731
01:26:27,598 --> 01:26:30,093
(chuckles softly)

1732
01:26:50,148 --> 01:26:51,851
(Mary sighs softly)

1733
01:27:05,229 --> 01:27:07,306
(laughter, indistinct chatter)

1734
01:27:13,171 --> 01:27:15,138
(indistinct chatter continues)

1735
01:27:15,138 --> 01:27:17,206
♪ ♪

1736
01:27:29,825 --> 01:27:31,858
♪ ♪

1737
01:27:39,868 --> 01:27:41,901
(siren wailing in distance)

1738
01:27:48,514 --> 01:27:50,239
Hmm.

1739
01:27:54,377 --> 01:27:56,751
Hey there, handsome.
You got a cigarette?

1740
01:27:57,787 --> 01:28:00,216
Nope. Sorry, I smoke a pipe.

1741
01:28:01,923 --> 01:28:04,187
How about a date, then?
You want a date?

1742
01:28:05,190 --> 01:28:06,497
(chuckles)

1743
01:28:06,497 --> 01:28:07,729
No, thank you.

1744
01:28:07,729 --> 01:28:09,225
- Oh, come on.
- Mm-mm-mm.

1745
01:28:09,225 --> 01:28:11,062
Let's go somewhere warm.

1746
01:28:11,062 --> 01:28:12,899
Go ahead.

1747
01:28:12,899 --> 01:28:15,165
- I can wait here.
- WOMAN: See?

1748
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:18,069
He can wait here,
read some books.

1749
01:28:18,069 --> 01:28:21,105
He doesn't mind if daddy gets
a little candy cane.

1750
01:28:21,105 --> 01:28:24,614
Thank you, but I never really
liked candy canes.

1751
01:28:24,614 --> 01:28:26,715
Plus, I'm prediabetic.

1752
01:28:34,417 --> 01:28:36,857
You know, if you do want
a little candy cane,

1753
01:28:36,857 --> 01:28:39,024
I won't tell anyone.

1754
01:28:39,024 --> 01:28:42,764
Mr. Tully, for most people,
sex is 99% friction

1755
01:28:42,764 --> 01:28:44,535
and one percent goodwill.

1756
01:28:44,535 --> 01:28:46,130
Call me old-fashioned,

1757
01:28:46,130 --> 01:28:48,231
but I place value
on physical intimacy.

1758
01:28:48,231 --> 01:28:50,398
So should you.

1759
01:28:50,398 --> 01:28:52,235
You've never had sex, have you?

1760
01:28:52,235 --> 01:28:54,072
(laughs)

1761
01:28:54,072 --> 01:28:56,206
Believe it or not, Mr. Tully,
there was a time

1762
01:28:56,206 --> 01:28:58,307
when the fire in my loins
burned white hot.

1763
01:28:58,307 --> 01:28:59,814
You're full of shit.

1764
01:28:59,814 --> 01:29:02,718
No, the details
would curl your toes.

1765
01:29:02,718 --> 01:29:04,555
Okay, we're finally getting
to the good stuff.

1766
01:29:04,555 --> 01:29:06,084
Let's hear.

1767
01:29:06,084 --> 01:29:08,251
Maybe when you're eighteen.

1768
01:29:08,251 --> 01:29:10,759
Curl your toes!

1769
01:29:10,759 --> 01:29:12,827
♪ ♪

1770
01:29:21,838 --> 01:29:23,574
ANGUS:
Are we almost done?

1771
01:29:23,574 --> 01:29:25,741
PAUL: What's your hurry?
I thought you liked antiquity.

1772
01:29:25,741 --> 01:29:27,336
(chuckles) In class, maybe,

1773
01:29:27,336 --> 01:29:29,437
but I never think about it
unless I need to.

1774
01:29:29,437 --> 01:29:32,649
Ah. Ah, well, here.

1775
01:29:32,649 --> 01:29:35,311
What do you see?

1776
01:29:35,311 --> 01:29:37,588
I don't know.
A bunch of pottery.

1777
01:29:37,588 --> 01:29:40,624
Mm. Look at that one.

1778
01:29:48,568 --> 01:29:50,260
- Candy cane.
- (laughs): Yes.

1779
01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:54,165
There's nothing new
in human experience, Mr. Tully.

1780
01:29:54,165 --> 01:29:56,805
Each generation thinks
it invented debauchery

1781
01:29:56,805 --> 01:29:58,807
or suffering or rebellion,

1782
01:29:58,807 --> 01:30:01,810
but man's every impulse
and appetite

1783
01:30:01,810 --> 01:30:04,109
from the disgusting
to the sublime

1784
01:30:04,109 --> 01:30:08,179
is on display right here
all around you.

1785
01:30:08,179 --> 01:30:10,016
So, before you dismiss something

1786
01:30:10,016 --> 01:30:11,952
as boring or irrelevant, remember,

1787
01:30:11,952 --> 01:30:15,450
if you truly want to understand
the present or yourself,

1788
01:30:15,450 --> 01:30:18,453
you must begin in the past.

1789
01:30:18,453 --> 01:30:21,225
You see, history is not simply
the study of the past.

1790
01:30:21,225 --> 01:30:24,228
It is an explanation
of the present.

1791
01:30:26,672 --> 01:30:30,003
See, when you say it that way
and throw in some pornography,

1792
01:30:30,003 --> 01:30:32,005
it's a lot easier to understand.

1793
01:30:32,005 --> 01:30:33,974
(chuckles):
Okay.

1794
01:30:33,974 --> 01:30:37,406
You should try doing more of
that in class and less yelling.

1795
01:30:37,406 --> 01:30:39,309
You know, most of the kids
dislike you.

1796
01:30:39,309 --> 01:30:41,146
Pretty much hate you.

1797
01:30:41,146 --> 01:30:43,346
Teachers too.

1798
01:30:43,346 --> 01:30:45,150
You know that, right?

1799
01:30:45,150 --> 01:30:47,889
("The Wind" by Cat Stevens
playing)

1800
01:30:47,889 --> 01:30:49,528
(chuckles softly)

1801
01:30:55,734 --> 01:31:00,396
♪ I listen to the wind,
to the wind of my soul ♪

1802
01:31:03,973 --> 01:31:08,910
♪ Where I'll end up, well,
I think only God really knows ♪

1803
01:31:12,883 --> 01:31:16,852
♪ I've sat upon
the setting sun ♪

1804
01:31:16,852 --> 01:31:21,593
♪ But never, never,
never, never ♪

1805
01:31:21,593 --> 01:31:25,597
♪ I never wanted water once ♪

1806
01:31:25,597 --> 01:31:28,996
♪ No, never, never, never ♪

1807
01:31:32,936 --> 01:31:36,872
♪ I never wanted water once ♪

1808
01:31:36,872 --> 01:31:40,073
♪ No, never, never, never. ♪

1809
01:31:43,111 --> 01:31:45,144
(quiet, indistinct chatter)

1810
01:31:46,686 --> 01:31:49,082
MAN:
Paul Hunham! Is that you?

1811
01:31:51,317 --> 01:31:52,987
It's Hugh.

1812
01:31:52,987 --> 01:31:55,583
Hugh Cavanaugh.

1813
01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:58,256
Ah, yes. Of course.

1814
01:31:58,256 --> 01:32:00,060
Wow. Hugh Cavanaugh.

1815
01:32:00,060 --> 01:32:01,633
Wow.

1816
01:32:01,633 --> 01:32:03,734
Oh, how are you, Hugh?

1817
01:32:03,734 --> 01:32:06,902
Oh, God, what's it been,
30 years? Um...

1818
01:32:06,902 --> 01:32:09,300
Um, this-this is, uh...
this is my wife Karen.

1819
01:32:09,300 --> 01:32:12,171
Honey, this is Paul Hunham.

1820
01:32:12,171 --> 01:32:14,074
- We went to Harvard together.
- Hi, Paul.

1821
01:32:14,074 --> 01:32:16,747
Yes, we did. Yes, we did.

1822
01:32:16,747 --> 01:32:18,309
Uh, wow.

1823
01:32:18,309 --> 01:32:19,981
Uh, what have you
been up to, Hugh?

1824
01:32:19,981 --> 01:32:22,082
- Uh, still in the area?
- HUGH: Oh, yes. Yes.

1825
01:32:22,082 --> 01:32:23,952
I-I'm still in Boston. Cambridge.

1826
01:32:23,952 --> 01:32:25,448
- Harvard.
- Well...

1827
01:32:25,448 --> 01:32:26,988
He just got tenure. Statistics.

1828
01:32:26,988 --> 01:32:29,122
- Oh, Karen.
- He won't blow his own horn.

1829
01:32:29,122 --> 01:32:31,190
- I have to blow it for him.
- Okay. Well, uh,

1830
01:32:31,190 --> 01:32:32,763
what about you, Paul?

1831
01:32:32,763 --> 01:32:34,424
Oh, still teaching.
We have that in common.

1832
01:32:34,424 --> 01:32:36,162
Uh, history, ancient history.

1833
01:32:36,162 --> 01:32:37,328
- That's great.
- PAUL: Yes.

1834
01:32:37,328 --> 01:32:38,593
That's great. Where?

1835
01:32:38,593 --> 01:32:41,299
Oh, um, abroad, mostly.

1836
01:32:41,299 --> 01:32:43,939
On fellowships,
privately funded fellowships.

1837
01:32:43,939 --> 01:32:45,776
Universities
and private academies.

1838
01:32:45,776 --> 01:32:47,635
Mostly fellowships, you know.

1839
01:32:47,635 --> 01:32:50,308
I'm currently posted
in, um, Antwerp.

1840
01:32:50,308 --> 01:32:52,849
Uh, just back here
for the holidays.

1841
01:32:52,849 --> 01:32:54,884
Ah. So, uh, is this your son?

1842
01:32:54,884 --> 01:32:58,019
- Well, um...
- I'm his nephew, Leonard.

1843
01:32:58,019 --> 01:32:59,823
KAREN:
Nice to meet you, Leonard.

1844
01:32:59,823 --> 01:33:01,550
And he's writing a book
right now.

1845
01:33:01,550 --> 01:33:03,189
Um, tell him about your book,
Uncle Paul.

1846
01:33:03,189 --> 01:33:04,861
(chuckles):
My book.

1847
01:33:04,861 --> 01:33:06,522
It's not a book, really.

1848
01:33:06,522 --> 01:33:08,128
Uh, more of a monograph.

1849
01:33:08,128 --> 01:33:10,229
- It's nothing special.
- Don't be so modest.

1850
01:33:10,229 --> 01:33:12,803
It's about, uh, cameras, right?
Ancient cameras?

1851
01:33:12,803 --> 01:33:14,497
- Oh.
- PAUL: Yes.

1852
01:33:14,497 --> 01:33:17,203
No, what he means, of course,
is the camera obscura.

1853
01:33:17,203 --> 01:33:19,744
You know, the optical
and astronomical tool

1854
01:33:19,744 --> 01:33:22,571
that dates back to the time
of, um, Anaxagoras.

1855
01:33:22,571 --> 01:33:24,243
Tell him the title, Uncle Paul.

1856
01:33:24,243 --> 01:33:25,849
He's not interested, Leonard.

1857
01:33:25,849 --> 01:33:28,016
Sure, I am.

1858
01:33:28,016 --> 01:33:29,886
(sighs)

1859
01:33:29,886 --> 01:33:34,583
<i>Light and Magic
in the Ancient World.</i>

1860
01:33:36,763 --> 01:33:39,324
Okay, well, um...

1861
01:33:39,324 --> 01:33:42,030
Paul, I'm just so glad
you landed on your feet.

1862
01:33:43,033 --> 01:33:44,395
You look swell.

1863
01:33:44,395 --> 01:33:46,298
You too. So swell.

1864
01:33:47,906 --> 01:33:50,203
And, uh, we'll keep an eye out
for your book.

1865
01:33:50,203 --> 01:33:51,600
- Won't we, honey?
- Yeah.

1866
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:53,074
- Merry Christmas, Paul.
- Merry Christmas.

1867
01:33:53,074 --> 01:33:55,142
- Bye, Leonard.
- Merry Christmas.

1868
01:33:57,542 --> 01:33:59,509
What the fuck just happened?

1869
01:33:59,509 --> 01:34:02,611
I thought Barton men don't lie.

1870
01:34:02,611 --> 01:34:04,349
Don't get me wrong,
that was fun,

1871
01:34:04,349 --> 01:34:05,889
but you just lied
through your teeth.

1872
01:34:05,889 --> 01:34:07,715
What I say during
a private conversation

1873
01:34:07,715 --> 01:34:09,519
is none of your
goddamn business.

1874
01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:11,191
You are not to judge me.

1875
01:34:11,191 --> 01:34:12,929
It wasn't
a private conversation.

1876
01:34:12,929 --> 01:34:14,458
- The wife and I were there.
- (groans)

1877
01:34:14,458 --> 01:34:16,064
- And I helped you.
- (Paul laughs)

1878
01:34:16,064 --> 01:34:17,901
Why did he ask
if you landed on your feet?

1879
01:34:17,901 --> 01:34:19,562
What is this, Nuremberg?

1880
01:34:19,562 --> 01:34:21,201
- Jesus.
- You're the hard-ass

1881
01:34:21,201 --> 01:34:22,807
constantly telling everybody
not to lie

1882
01:34:22,807 --> 01:34:25,106
and going on and on
about the honor code.

1883
01:34:26,846 --> 01:34:28,879
There was an incident
when I was at Harvard

1884
01:34:28,879 --> 01:34:31,211
with my roommate.

1885
01:34:31,211 --> 01:34:33,114
And?

1886
01:34:33,114 --> 01:34:35,644
He accused me of copying
from his senior thesis.

1887
01:34:35,644 --> 01:34:36,920
Plagiarizing.

1888
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:38,317
Ah.

1889
01:34:38,317 --> 01:34:41,991
- Well, did you?
- No, he stole from me.

1890
01:34:41,991 --> 01:34:43,619
But that blue-blooded prick's
family

1891
01:34:43,619 --> 01:34:45,489
had allies on the faculty.

1892
01:34:45,489 --> 01:34:47,623
I mean, their last name is on
a library, for Christ's sake.

1893
01:34:47,623 --> 01:34:50,934
So he accused me in order
to sanitize his treachery

1894
01:34:50,934 --> 01:34:54,135
and, uh, they threw me out.

1895
01:34:54,135 --> 01:34:56,500
Wait, so you got kicked out
of Harvard for cheating?

1896
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,634
No, I got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting him.

1897
01:34:58,634 --> 01:35:00,108
- (Paul chuckles)
- You hit him?

1898
01:35:00,108 --> 01:35:01,340
What, like punched him out?

1899
01:35:01,340 --> 01:35:03,672
No, I hit him with a car. Ah.

1900
01:35:03,672 --> 01:35:06,411
You got kicked out of Harvard
for hitting a guy with a car?

1901
01:35:06,411 --> 01:35:07,918
By accident.

1902
01:35:07,918 --> 01:35:10,184
Pint of Jim Beam, please.

1903
01:35:10,184 --> 01:35:13,286
But he broke three ribs,
which was technically his fault

1904
01:35:13,286 --> 01:35:14,925
because he shouldn't have been
in the road.

1905
01:35:14,925 --> 01:35:16,619
CASHIER:
Two dollars, please.

1906
01:35:16,619 --> 01:35:18,654
- Also, he shat himself.
- (cash register bell dings)

1907
01:35:18,654 --> 01:35:20,458
Which was the greater indignity.

1908
01:35:20,458 --> 01:35:22,196
(laughs)

1909
01:35:23,199 --> 01:35:24,627
Here you go, killer.

1910
01:35:25,663 --> 01:35:27,597
(cash register drawer closes)

1911
01:35:27,597 --> 01:35:29,973
ANGUS: So Mr. Hunham
never even graduated college?

1912
01:35:29,973 --> 01:35:31,667
- PAUL: Mm.
- Holy shit.

1913
01:35:31,667 --> 01:35:33,471
You didn't finish up
somewhere else? Who else knows?

1914
01:35:33,471 --> 01:35:35,374
Well, Dr. Greene knew.

1915
01:35:35,374 --> 01:35:37,882
Only Dr. Greene.

1916
01:35:37,882 --> 01:35:40,808
He always believed in me,
so he gave me a job.

1917
01:35:40,808 --> 01:35:44,449
Adjunct faculty,
zero respect and even less pay.

1918
01:35:44,449 --> 01:35:46,286
So nobody batted an eye,

1919
01:35:46,286 --> 01:35:48,486
and I've been at the school
ever since.

1920
01:35:48,486 --> 01:35:50,323
Are you ashamed
at how things turned out?

1921
01:35:50,323 --> 01:35:53,293
Not at all.
I'm proud of my work.

1922
01:35:53,293 --> 01:35:55,493
I love history. I love Barton.

1923
01:35:55,493 --> 01:35:57,132
Barton is my life.

1924
01:35:57,132 --> 01:35:59,134
I don't know what I would do
without Barton.

1925
01:35:59,134 --> 01:36:00,905
Why'd you lie to that guy?

1926
01:36:00,905 --> 01:36:03,237
Because I knew he'd relish
the fact that I'm a washout

1927
01:36:03,237 --> 01:36:05,074
and never left
my own high school,

1928
01:36:05,074 --> 01:36:06,801
and he'd probably repeat
that story

1929
01:36:06,801 --> 01:36:08,572
to everybody we used to know,

1930
01:36:08,572 --> 01:36:11,740
so I figured he's not entitled
to my story.

1931
01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:13,181
I am.

1932
01:36:13,181 --> 01:36:15,084
Yeah. Yeah, fuck that guy.

1933
01:36:15,084 --> 01:36:18,186
Yeah, exactly. Fuck that guy.

1934
01:36:18,186 --> 01:36:20,716
"Statistics." (scoffs)

1935
01:36:20,716 --> 01:36:23,686
But, now, you'll keep
this quiet, right?

1936
01:36:23,686 --> 01:36:25,523
No one is to know.

1937
01:36:25,523 --> 01:36:28,262
I mean no one, Angus.

1938
01:36:28,262 --> 01:36:30,495
Entre nous, sir.

1939
01:36:30,495 --> 01:36:32,695
Entre nous.

1940
01:36:32,695 --> 01:36:34,235
"Ancient cameras."

1941
01:36:34,235 --> 01:36:36,072
Where the hell
did you come up with that?

1942
01:36:36,072 --> 01:36:38,074
Just trying to keep you
on your toes, sir.

1943
01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:48,920
Get up, kid.

1944
01:36:49,989 --> 01:36:51,989
It's daylight in the swamp.

1945
01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:55,894
I ordered breakfast.

1946
01:36:57,128 --> 01:36:59,458
Great. (sighs)

1947
01:37:10,669 --> 01:37:13,043
Oh, you dropped something.

1948
01:37:13,043 --> 01:37:15,078
(Paul grunts)

1949
01:37:15,078 --> 01:37:17,278
Uh, those are my vitamins.

1950
01:37:17,278 --> 01:37:19,082
Librium.

1951
01:37:19,082 --> 01:37:20,952
Yeah, it's just, uh,

1952
01:37:20,952 --> 01:37:23,218
something I'm supposed to take
for low energy.

1953
01:37:23,218 --> 01:37:25,253
You mean depression?

1954
01:37:26,487 --> 01:37:27,915
Is that rye toast?

1955
01:37:27,915 --> 01:37:30,357
How'd you know I like rye toast?

1956
01:37:40,006 --> 01:37:42,864
(sighs)

1957
01:37:51,281 --> 01:37:53,314
♪ ♪

1958
01:37:57,155 --> 01:37:59,188
(busy chatter)

1959
01:38:04,360 --> 01:38:07,064
All right. This way.

1960
01:38:17,703 --> 01:38:19,736
♪ ♪

1961
01:38:38,262 --> 01:38:39,921
(pins clatter)

1962
01:38:46,831 --> 01:38:48,006
(chuckles)

1963
01:38:49,372 --> 01:38:50,668
Let go lightly.

1964
01:38:50,668 --> 01:38:52,076
- Ah.
- You're too rigid.

1965
01:38:58,612 --> 01:39:00,249
(pins clatter)

1966
01:39:00,249 --> 01:39:01,745
- See?
- (Paul laughs)

1967
01:39:01,745 --> 01:39:03,351
- You're welcome.
- Not bad.

1968
01:39:03,351 --> 01:39:05,716
You're a pretty good
teacher, kid.

1969
01:39:05,716 --> 01:39:07,553
Too bad everybody dislikes you.

1970
01:39:07,553 --> 01:39:09,324
Pretty much hates you.

1971
01:39:09,324 --> 01:39:11,887
But you must know that, right?

1972
01:39:12,890 --> 01:39:15,297
Touché, sir. Touché.

1973
01:39:18,962 --> 01:39:20,764
- By the way...
- Yeah?

1974
01:39:20,764 --> 01:39:22,931
...what eye do you aim with, anyway?

1975
01:39:22,931 --> 01:39:24,339
Ah.

1976
01:39:24,339 --> 01:39:25,934
You know, I've been
meaning to ask.

1977
01:39:25,934 --> 01:39:28,035
When we're talking,
which one should I look at?

1978
01:39:28,035 --> 01:39:29,938
Sometimes I look at one,

1979
01:39:29,938 --> 01:39:32,512
but then I think I'm wrong,
so I look at the other.

1980
01:39:32,512 --> 01:39:34,679
Yes, everybody does that.

1981
01:39:34,679 --> 01:39:36,450
So, which eye is it?

1982
01:39:36,450 --> 01:39:38,155
(chuckles)

1983
01:39:39,785 --> 01:39:41,818
(lively chatter)

1984
01:39:54,272 --> 01:39:57,372
(scoffs)
People don't understand.

1985
01:39:57,372 --> 01:39:59,275
This isn't tenpin.

1986
01:39:59,275 --> 01:40:01,112
No, this is much harder.

1987
01:40:01,112 --> 01:40:02,608
All these tenpin assholes

1988
01:40:02,608 --> 01:40:04,247
coming in here
like they're slumming it.

1989
01:40:04,247 --> 01:40:05,611
- The hell with them.
- (grunts)

1990
01:40:05,611 --> 01:40:07,250
Yeah. Fuck 'em.

1991
01:40:10,079 --> 01:40:12,079
Excuse me.

1992
01:40:12,079 --> 01:40:14,257
Here's something
I bet you didn't know.

1993
01:40:14,257 --> 01:40:19,262
Your uniform, festive as it is,
is historically inaccurate.

1994
01:40:19,262 --> 01:40:22,463
Saint Nicholas of Myra
was actually

1995
01:40:22,463 --> 01:40:25,499
a fourth-century Greek Bishop
from what is now Turkey.

1996
01:40:25,499 --> 01:40:28,997
So, uh, a robe and sandals
would be closer to the mark.

1997
01:40:28,997 --> 01:40:32,143
Yeah, but I guess that would be
impractical given the weather

1998
01:40:32,143 --> 01:40:34,673
and all the silly but lucrative
mythology about Santa

1999
01:40:34,673 --> 01:40:38,248
and elves and reindeer
and chimneys and whatnot.

2000
01:40:38,248 --> 01:40:40,008
(chuckles) What can you do?

2001
01:40:40,008 --> 01:40:41,614
As Democritus said,

2002
01:40:41,614 --> 01:40:46,982
<i>"O kósmos alloíosis,
o víos ypólipsis."</i>

2003
01:40:46,982 --> 01:40:51,052
"World is decay.
Life is perception."

2004
01:40:57,500 --> 01:41:00,094
My son.

2005
01:41:00,094 --> 01:41:03,702
To see you again causes
my heart to soar like a hawk.

2006
01:41:03,702 --> 01:41:08,344
Grandfather,
I brought you this present.

2007
01:41:08,344 --> 01:41:10,775
Is this the hat I used to own?

2008
01:41:10,775 --> 01:41:13,316
- (Paul chuckles)
- Except grown softer...

2009
01:41:13,316 --> 01:41:15,318
You know,
this is not only amusing,

2010
01:41:15,318 --> 01:41:17,485
uh, but for a movie,
it's a fairly accurate depiction

2011
01:41:17,485 --> 01:41:19,146
of life among the Cheyenne.

2012
01:41:19,146 --> 01:41:21,324
- Shh!
- Fuck off.

2013
01:41:21,324 --> 01:41:23,458
(in movie):
I saw you in a dream.

2014
01:41:23,458 --> 01:41:25,053
- I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
- Mm-hmm.

2015
01:41:25,053 --> 01:41:26,692
(in movie):
You were drinking from a spring

2016
01:41:26,692 --> 01:41:29,398
that came from
the long nose of an animal.

2017
01:41:29,398 --> 01:41:33,468
I did not recognize the animal.

2018
01:41:33,468 --> 01:41:37,505
Alongside his nose,
he grew two horns.

2019
01:41:37,505 --> 01:41:39,573
(movie continues playing
indistinctly)

2020
01:41:51,554 --> 01:41:53,884
(in movie):
...and smoked on this matter,

2021
01:41:53,884 --> 01:41:56,491
and my decision is...

2022
01:41:56,491 --> 01:41:58,691
Little Big Man has returned.

2023
01:41:58,691 --> 01:42:00,759
(cheering, whooping in movie)

2024
01:42:04,061 --> 01:42:06,094
(quiet chatter)

2025
01:42:11,574 --> 01:42:14,476
PAUL:
Hey! Hey!

2026
01:42:15,611 --> 01:42:17,644
No. Out.

2027
01:42:19,208 --> 01:42:20,845
Get out.

2028
01:42:20,845 --> 01:42:22,748
I just need to do something.
I was going to come back.

2029
01:42:22,748 --> 01:42:24,211
Or meet you at the hotel.

2030
01:42:24,211 --> 01:42:25,883
It won't take long.
It's nothing bad.

2031
01:42:25,883 --> 01:42:29,755
Just get out,
you conniving little shit.

2032
01:42:29,755 --> 01:42:32,087
(sighs)

2033
01:42:32,087 --> 01:42:34,430
Were you planning this
the whole time?

2034
01:42:34,430 --> 01:42:37,092
Just counting the minutes
until I turned my back?

2035
01:42:37,092 --> 01:42:38,632
I wasn't running away.

2036
01:42:38,632 --> 01:42:40,062
There's just something
I need to do

2037
01:42:40,062 --> 01:42:41,272
before we go back to school.

2038
01:42:41,272 --> 01:42:42,471
Please.

2039
01:42:42,471 --> 01:42:43,769
You could come with me.

2040
01:42:43,769 --> 01:42:45,067
Just come with me, okay?

2041
01:42:45,067 --> 01:42:46,970
Come with you where?

2042
01:42:48,270 --> 01:42:50,248
To see my dad.

2043
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:53,581
Your dad?

2044
01:42:53,581 --> 01:42:55,209
(sighs)

2045
01:42:55,209 --> 01:42:57,211
That's what this is about?

2046
01:42:57,211 --> 01:42:59,884
Why didn't you just ask me?

2047
01:42:59,884 --> 01:43:03,118
Because, of course,
we can visit a cemetery.

2048
01:43:07,696 --> 01:43:09,762
♪ ♪

2049
01:43:22,205 --> 01:43:24,282
♪ ♪

2050
01:43:28,519 --> 01:43:30,651
Excuse me. Hi.

2051
01:43:30,651 --> 01:43:32,818
I'm here to see Thomas Tully.

2052
01:43:32,818 --> 01:43:34,886
♪ ♪

2053
01:43:47,032 --> 01:43:48,900
Right in here.

2054
01:44:03,488 --> 01:44:05,147
ORDERLY:
Over here.

2055
01:44:07,822 --> 01:44:09,855
Look who's here to see you.

2056
01:44:14,598 --> 01:44:16,367
Hi, Dad.

2057
01:44:17,403 --> 01:44:19,436
Hello, sweetheart.

2058
01:44:39,183 --> 01:44:41,722
You want to go sit down
for a little?

2059
01:44:43,924 --> 01:44:46,727
Oh. Come on.

2060
01:44:46,727 --> 01:44:48,795
Be seated right here.

2061
01:44:53,263 --> 01:44:55,637
There you go. All right.

2062
01:45:06,815 --> 01:45:09,552
I missed you.

2063
01:45:09,552 --> 01:45:12,181
I've missed you a lot.

2064
01:45:12,181 --> 01:45:14,150
A whole lot.

2065
01:45:16,924 --> 01:45:19,254
You know, I'm still at school.

2066
01:45:20,257 --> 01:45:21,729
At Barton.

2067
01:45:21,729 --> 01:45:23,258
And it's, uh...
it's Christmastime now,

2068
01:45:23,258 --> 01:45:25,667
so I thought
you might like a visit.

2069
01:45:28,397 --> 01:45:30,067
Guess what. I'm...

2070
01:45:30,067 --> 01:45:32,641
I'm actually keeping
my grades up.

2071
01:45:32,641 --> 01:45:34,368
I-I consistently get

2072
01:45:34,368 --> 01:45:36,238
the highest grades in the class
in ancient civ.

2073
01:45:36,238 --> 01:45:39,747
I'm... I'm pretty much
third or fourth in precalc.

2074
01:45:43,115 --> 01:45:45,489
And I'm in the chess club too.

2075
01:45:46,921 --> 01:45:48,657
But I don't really like
the other kids.

2076
01:45:48,657 --> 01:45:50,153
(chuckles softly)

2077
01:45:51,420 --> 01:45:54,498
And in the spring,
I think I want to try tennis.

2078
01:45:54,498 --> 01:45:56,159
Just JV,
and probably only doubles,

2079
01:45:56,159 --> 01:45:58,997
if the coach could just forget
about my, uh...

2080
01:46:00,297 --> 01:46:02,330
Anyway, it's not important.

2081
01:46:10,340 --> 01:46:11,680
Listen.

2082
01:46:18,788 --> 01:46:21,690
I, uh... I have to tell you something.

2083
01:46:26,125 --> 01:46:28,895
I think they're putting
something in my food.

2084
01:46:38,577 --> 01:46:40,643
♪ ♪

2085
01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:05,833
He used to be fine.

2086
01:47:05,833 --> 01:47:08,363
He was better than fine.

2087
01:47:08,363 --> 01:47:10,200
He was great.

2088
01:47:11,577 --> 01:47:13,742
He was my dad.

2089
01:47:16,043 --> 01:47:18,714
Then about four years ago, he...

2090
01:47:18,714 --> 01:47:20,749
started acting strange.

2091
01:47:22,181 --> 01:47:24,918
Erratic, forgetful,
saying all this weird shit.

2092
01:47:27,450 --> 01:47:30,561
My mom took him
to a bunch of doctors,

2093
01:47:30,561 --> 01:47:32,189
and they put him on medication.

2094
01:47:32,189 --> 01:47:35,225
But that just made it worse.

2095
01:47:35,225 --> 01:47:37,260
He got more confused.

2096
01:47:39,363 --> 01:47:41,264
Then he got angry.

2097
01:47:43,741 --> 01:47:46,269
And then he got...

2098
01:47:46,269 --> 01:47:48,370
physical.

2099
01:47:50,407 --> 01:47:52,077
That was it.
That was the last straw.

2100
01:47:52,077 --> 01:47:53,914
They put him away.

2101
01:47:55,445 --> 01:47:58,886
And she divorced him...

2102
01:47:58,886 --> 01:48:01,086
without him even realizing it.

2103
01:48:02,760 --> 01:48:05,090
That's why she wants
a whole new life.

2104
01:48:06,665 --> 01:48:08,962
And it's easy to just stash me
away in boarding school.

2105
01:48:08,962 --> 01:48:11,635
Like half of us
are just stashed away there.

2106
01:48:14,233 --> 01:48:16,068
And I get it.

2107
01:48:17,940 --> 01:48:20,105
She never has to look at me.

2108
01:48:22,142 --> 01:48:25,275
Because maybe when
she looks at me, she...

2109
01:48:25,275 --> 01:48:28,575
- she sees him.
- No, no, no, no, no.

2110
01:48:28,575 --> 01:48:32,315
That can't be true.
She... You're her son.

2111
01:48:32,315 --> 01:48:34,757
Maybe she's right.

2112
01:48:34,757 --> 01:48:36,759
I can't keep it together.

2113
01:48:36,759 --> 01:48:38,992
I lie. I steal.

2114
01:48:40,325 --> 01:48:42,292
I piss people off.

2115
01:48:43,625 --> 01:48:45,229
I don't have any friends,
real friends.

2116
01:48:45,229 --> 01:48:46,835
I'll probably get kicked out
of Barton too.

2117
01:48:46,835 --> 01:48:49,134
And when I do,
it'll be my own fault.

2118
01:48:50,709 --> 01:48:55,008
Get sent to Fork Union
and maybe to you-know-where.

2119
01:48:56,880 --> 01:48:59,045
And nobody will care.

2120
01:49:02,512 --> 01:49:04,545
The funny thing is...

2121
01:49:06,791 --> 01:49:09,792
I wanted to see him so bad
this whole time.

2122
01:49:16,394 --> 01:49:18,493
But I also didn't, you know?

2123
01:49:21,531 --> 01:49:23,135
Because I'm afraid

2124
01:49:23,135 --> 01:49:24,433
that's what's going to happen
to me one day.

2125
01:49:24,433 --> 01:49:26,105
No, Angus, Angus.

2126
01:49:26,105 --> 01:49:27,876
Angus, listen.

2127
01:49:27,876 --> 01:49:30,142
You're not your father.

2128
01:49:31,310 --> 01:49:32,881
How do you know?

2129
01:49:32,881 --> 01:49:35,543
Because no one is
his own father.

2130
01:49:35,543 --> 01:49:37,314
I'm not my dad.

2131
01:49:37,314 --> 01:49:40,317
No matter how hard he tried
to beat that idea into me.

2132
01:49:46,358 --> 01:49:50,162
I find the world a bitter
and complicated place,

2133
01:49:50,162 --> 01:49:53,231
and it seems to feel
the same way about me.

2134
01:49:53,231 --> 01:49:55,530
I think you and I
have this in common.

2135
01:49:57,006 --> 01:49:59,908
But don't get me wrong,
you have your challenges.

2136
01:49:59,908 --> 01:50:01,635
You're erratic and belligerent

2137
01:50:01,635 --> 01:50:03,538
and a gigantic
pain in the balls,

2138
01:50:03,538 --> 01:50:05,507
but you're not your father.

2139
01:50:05,507 --> 01:50:08,048
You're your own man.

2140
01:50:10,382 --> 01:50:12,514
Man, no. You're just a kid.

2141
01:50:12,514 --> 01:50:14,252
You're just beginning.

2142
01:50:14,252 --> 01:50:16,254
And you're smart.

2143
01:50:17,455 --> 01:50:20,390
You've got time
to turn things around.

2144
01:50:22,262 --> 01:50:24,394
Yes, I know
the Greeks had the idea

2145
01:50:24,394 --> 01:50:26,737
that, uh, the steps you take
to avoid your fate

2146
01:50:26,737 --> 01:50:28,739
are the very steps
that lead you to it,

2147
01:50:28,739 --> 01:50:30,741
but that's just
a literary conceit.

2148
01:50:30,741 --> 01:50:32,743
In real life, your history

2149
01:50:32,743 --> 01:50:35,009
does not have to dictate
your destiny...

2150
01:50:35,009 --> 01:50:37,539
Oh. There's Mary.

2151
01:50:37,539 --> 01:50:39,783
Can you not tell Mary
or anybody? Uh...

2152
01:50:39,783 --> 01:50:42,544
Entre nous. This whole
goddamned trip is entre nous.

2153
01:50:42,544 --> 01:50:44,821
- Stand up.
- What?

2154
01:50:45,923 --> 01:50:47,791
Stand up for the lady, you boor.

2155
01:50:47,791 --> 01:50:49,925
You cretin.

2156
01:50:53,326 --> 01:50:54,963
- ANGUS: Mary.
- PAUL: Well, hello.

2157
01:50:54,963 --> 01:50:57,031
Hi. Sorry I'm late.

2158
01:50:57,031 --> 01:50:58,725
PAUL: Oh, we're just happy
to see you.

2159
01:50:58,725 --> 01:51:00,397
- (Mary chuckles)
- (Paul grunts)

2160
01:51:00,397 --> 01:51:01,805
Madame, the menu.

2161
01:51:01,805 --> 01:51:03,774
MARY:
Oh. Thank you.

2162
01:51:03,774 --> 01:51:05,974
Hello, ma'am. Would you like
a cocktail to start?

2163
01:51:05,974 --> 01:51:07,976
Oh, no,
I'll just take a cup of tea.

2164
01:51:07,976 --> 01:51:09,406
Oh, come on. Have a cocktail.

2165
01:51:09,406 --> 01:51:11,078
No, no, no.
A cup of tea is fine.

2166
01:51:11,078 --> 01:51:13,080
I've eaten already.

2167
01:51:13,080 --> 01:51:15,885
And you gentlemen,
did you save room for dessert?

2168
01:51:15,885 --> 01:51:18,415
- PAUL: Hmm.
- Hey, what's that?

2169
01:51:18,415 --> 01:51:20,285
WAITRESS:
That's our signature dessert.

2170
01:51:20,285 --> 01:51:21,825
- Cherries jubilee.
- PAUL: Mmm.

2171
01:51:21,825 --> 01:51:23,552
- That sounds great.
- (Paul chuckles)

2172
01:51:23,552 --> 01:51:26,060
Bring the young vandal here
cherries jubilee.

2173
01:51:26,060 --> 01:51:27,930
I'm afraid I can't.

2174
01:51:27,930 --> 01:51:29,899
The dish contains brandy.

2175
01:51:29,899 --> 01:51:32,264
Same deal with
the bananas Foster.

2176
01:51:32,264 --> 01:51:34,299
- Yeah, but doesn't the alcohol
just burn off?
- PAUL: Mm.

2177
01:51:34,299 --> 01:51:36,136
WAITRESS: It's still
against the rules, ma'am.

2178
01:51:36,136 --> 01:51:37,764
- Fine.
- Oh.

2179
01:51:37,764 --> 01:51:39,766
I'll order the cherries
jubilee. We can share it.

2180
01:51:39,766 --> 01:51:42,274
Mm. I can't allow that, either.

2181
01:51:42,274 --> 01:51:44,672
Can we say it's his birthday?

2182
01:51:44,672 --> 01:51:46,179
It's my birthday.

2183
01:51:46,179 --> 01:51:48,247
Well, happy birthday, young man.

2184
01:51:48,247 --> 01:51:50,018
Let's get you a slice of cake

2185
01:51:50,018 --> 01:51:51,822
or some other
age-appropriate dessert.

2186
01:51:51,822 --> 01:51:53,747
Christ on a crutch.

2187
01:51:53,747 --> 01:51:57,025
What kind of a fascist hash
foundry are you running here?

2188
01:51:59,865 --> 01:52:02,129
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Do you,
by chance, have cherries?

2189
01:52:03,561 --> 01:52:05,165
Yes.

2190
01:52:05,165 --> 01:52:07,596
Great.
And do you have ice cream?

2191
01:52:07,596 --> 01:52:09,763
- Yes.
- MARY: Fantastic.

2192
01:52:09,763 --> 01:52:13,173
Can we please get cherries
and ice cream to go?

2193
01:52:13,173 --> 01:52:14,801
And the check.

2194
01:52:14,801 --> 01:52:16,880
Right away.

2195
01:52:17,883 --> 01:52:19,883
- Bitch.
- Mm.

2196
01:52:25,088 --> 01:52:27,550
PAUL:
And a little James Beam.

2197
01:52:27,550 --> 01:52:29,750
All right. Go ahead.

2198
01:52:32,029 --> 01:52:34,491
Ooh. (laughs)

2199
01:52:34,491 --> 01:52:36,130
Presto. Cherries jubilee.

2200
01:52:36,130 --> 01:52:37,824
(laughter)

2201
01:52:37,824 --> 01:52:39,463
Ooh.

2202
01:52:39,463 --> 01:52:41,630
- Shouldn't it just go out?
- Okay.

2203
01:52:41,630 --> 01:52:44,039
- (laughs)
- Oh, shit. Shit.

2204
01:52:44,039 --> 01:52:46,305
- How much alcohol
did you put on there?
- Oh!

2205
01:52:46,305 --> 01:52:47,977
It's hot. It's very hot.

2206
01:52:47,977 --> 01:52:49,506
- Oh!
- (Mary squeals)

2207
01:52:49,506 --> 01:52:51,541
(laughter)

2208
01:52:51,541 --> 01:52:53,609
♪ ♪

2209
01:53:13,598 --> 01:53:15,631
♪ ♪

2210
01:53:17,536 --> 01:53:19,338
HOST (on TV):
But now just listen to them.

2211
01:53:19,338 --> 01:53:20,867
They see the ball and...

2212
01:53:20,867 --> 01:53:22,704
MARY: Man, I sure do wish
we had some noisemakers.

2213
01:53:22,704 --> 01:53:23,881
PAUL:
Mm-hmm.

2214
01:53:25,115 --> 01:53:27,445
I've got a noisemaker.

2215
01:53:27,445 --> 01:53:29,249
Where the hell did you get that?

2216
01:53:29,249 --> 01:53:31,119
I don't know. Found it.

2217
01:53:31,119 --> 01:53:33,550
Well, you're not
deploying that in here.

2218
01:53:33,550 --> 01:53:35,387
You know, you weren't
this uptight in Boston.

2219
01:53:35,387 --> 01:53:36,883
- MARY: Oh.
- (Paul chuckles)

2220
01:53:36,883 --> 01:53:38,522
Danny, where do you stand
on indoor fireworks?

2221
01:53:38,522 --> 01:53:40,062
About as far away as I can.

2222
01:53:40,062 --> 01:53:41,558
- That's very wise.
- HOST: Ten, nine...

2223
01:53:41,558 --> 01:53:42,889
Oh, we're gonna miss it.
Come on.

2224
01:53:42,889 --> 01:53:44,132
- Up on your feet.
- ...eight, seven...

2225
01:53:44,132 --> 01:53:45,727
Up on your feet.
Up on your feet.

2226
01:53:45,727 --> 01:53:48,301
- ...six, five, four...
- Five, four...

2227
01:53:48,301 --> 01:53:51,271
PAUL, ANGUS and HOST:
Three, two, one.

2228
01:53:51,271 --> 01:53:54,538
- Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!

2229
01:53:54,538 --> 01:53:56,111
PAUL:
Yes.

2230
01:53:56,111 --> 01:53:59,906
♪ Should old acquaintance
be forgot... ♪

2231
01:53:59,906 --> 01:54:01,908
(Paul clears throat)

2232
01:54:01,908 --> 01:54:04,812
(quiet muttering)

2233
01:54:04,812 --> 01:54:06,616
Congratulations, Mr. Tully.

2234
01:54:06,616 --> 01:54:08,288
- Congratulations, Danny.
- Thank you.

2235
01:54:08,288 --> 01:54:09,993
Mary, congratulations.

2236
01:54:09,993 --> 01:54:12,226
Now, as I say, we're not
deploying this in here.

2237
01:54:12,226 --> 01:54:14,558
No. We're going to light
this sucker off in the kitchen.

2238
01:54:14,558 --> 01:54:15,823
- What?
- What?

2239
01:54:15,823 --> 01:54:17,231
- (Angus chuckles)
- All right. Come.

2240
01:54:17,231 --> 01:54:18,562
- Come, come, come.
- Come on, man.

2241
01:54:18,562 --> 01:54:20,102
- For real?
- This is coming with me.

2242
01:54:20,102 --> 01:54:25,107
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

2243
01:54:25,107 --> 01:54:26,801
♪ My dear ♪

2244
01:54:26,801 --> 01:54:32,180
♪ For auld lang syne. ♪

2245
01:54:32,180 --> 01:54:34,017
(explosion booms)

2246
01:54:34,017 --> 01:54:36,118
♪ ♪

2247
01:54:47,296 --> 01:54:49,329
(song ends)

2248
01:54:52,169 --> 01:54:55,203
("In Memory of Elizabeth Reed"
by Allman Brothers Band plays)

2249
01:55:02,971 --> 01:55:05,015
(indistinct chatter)

2250
01:55:06,480 --> 01:55:09,415
(laughter)

2251
01:55:23,024 --> 01:55:25,134
There's too much paprika.

2252
01:55:25,134 --> 01:55:26,894
Why'd you put in
all that paprika?

2253
01:55:26,894 --> 01:55:28,533
Follow the recipe.

2254
01:55:28,533 --> 01:55:30,799
Now you have to add in
another cup of water.

2255
01:55:30,799 --> 01:55:32,669
What's wrong with you?

2256
01:55:34,607 --> 01:55:36,211
Come on, ladies!

2257
01:55:36,211 --> 01:55:38,279
(indistinct chatter)

2258
01:55:39,843 --> 01:55:41,546
STUDENT:
Hey, Kountze.

2259
01:55:41,546 --> 01:55:43,548
Does... does it hurt?

2260
01:55:43,548 --> 01:55:45,187
Fuck yeah, it hurts.

2261
01:55:45,187 --> 01:55:47,552
Glare off the slopes, man,
burned me to a crisp.

2262
01:55:47,552 --> 01:55:49,092
(Angus laughs)

2263
01:55:49,092 --> 01:55:50,753
You think that's funny, Tully?

2264
01:55:51,756 --> 01:55:52,986
No, man.

2265
01:55:52,986 --> 01:55:55,098
Just glad you had
a good vacation.

2266
01:55:55,098 --> 01:55:59,927
Welcome back,
you snarling Visigoths.

2267
01:55:59,927 --> 01:56:03,601
I trust you all enjoyed
a refreshing holiday.

2268
01:56:03,601 --> 01:56:06,208
- Oh, hello, Mr. Kountze.
- (song fades)

2269
01:56:06,208 --> 01:56:08,276
Or should I say Icarus?

2270
01:56:08,276 --> 01:56:10,410
Fly a little too close
to the sun, did we?

2271
01:56:10,410 --> 01:56:12,038
Huh?

2272
01:56:12,038 --> 01:56:13,281
Yeah.

2273
01:56:13,281 --> 01:56:14,711
Uh, all right.

2274
01:56:14,711 --> 01:56:16,713
Now, along with
your skiing and swimming,

2275
01:56:16,713 --> 01:56:18,847
I hope you found time
to enlighten yourselves

2276
01:56:18,847 --> 01:56:22,015
about the Peloponnesian War
and its implications for today.

2277
01:56:22,015 --> 01:56:24,424
Just to check, we're going
to start with a short pop quiz

2278
01:56:24,424 --> 01:56:26,096
- on the reading...
- (students groaning)

2279
01:56:26,096 --> 01:56:28,021
...before we retake the final
from last semester.

2280
01:56:28,021 --> 01:56:30,364
<i>Omnia ex scrineis
praeter stilum.</i>

2281
01:56:30,364 --> 01:56:32,300
(students groaning, murmuring)

2282
01:56:34,062 --> 01:56:36,931
♪ ♪

2283
01:56:52,157 --> 01:56:54,190
♪ ♪

2284
01:57:06,028 --> 01:57:07,698
Excuse me, Mr. Hunham?

2285
01:57:08,998 --> 01:57:11,064
Oh, Miss Crane.

2286
01:57:11,064 --> 01:57:13,935
Lydia. Uh, come in.
Happy New Year.

2287
01:57:13,935 --> 01:57:16,146
Oh, same to you. Happy New Year.

2288
01:57:16,146 --> 01:57:17,741
Forgive me. I'm a clod.

2289
01:57:17,741 --> 01:57:19,479
I never called to thank you
for inviting

2290
01:57:19,479 --> 01:57:21,074
the boy and me to your party.

2291
01:57:21,074 --> 01:57:22,152
And Mary.

2292
01:57:22,152 --> 01:57:23,351
It meant a lot.

2293
01:57:23,351 --> 01:57:24,781
Oh, you're so welcome.

2294
01:57:24,781 --> 01:57:26,321
It was fun.

2295
01:57:26,321 --> 01:57:29,324
Um, Dr. Woodrup is asking
to see you.

2296
01:57:29,324 --> 01:57:30,853
He says it's urgent.

2297
01:57:30,853 --> 01:57:32,690
Oh.

2298
01:57:35,057 --> 01:57:37,134
(quiet chatter)

2299
01:57:44,968 --> 01:57:46,836
(knocking)

2300
01:58:02,656 --> 01:58:06,152
DR. WOODRUP: <i>Mr. Hunham, meet
Judy and Stanley Clotfelter.</i>

2301
01:58:06,152 --> 01:58:08,693
Angus Tully's mother and father.

2302
01:58:08,693 --> 01:58:10,530
- Stepfather.
- Hello.

2303
01:58:10,530 --> 01:58:12,334
Good morning.

2304
01:58:12,334 --> 01:58:14,204
They've brought something
very important to my attention.

2305
01:58:14,204 --> 01:58:15,799
STANLEY:
We understand you took Angus

2306
01:58:15,799 --> 01:58:17,306
to Boston over the holidays.

2307
01:58:17,306 --> 01:58:19,132
I explained to Mr. Clotfelter

2308
01:58:19,132 --> 01:58:21,244
that you went on a field trip
for academic reasons.

2309
01:58:21,244 --> 01:58:22,476
That's right.

2310
01:58:22,476 --> 01:58:24,379
A field trip?

2311
01:58:24,379 --> 01:58:27,041
Yes. Uh, as per my instructions
in the manual,

2312
01:58:27,041 --> 01:58:29,846
it fell within the ambit
of my responsibility.

2313
01:58:29,846 --> 01:58:32,585
Well, if it was a school trip,
then how do you explain this?

2314
01:58:32,585 --> 01:58:34,224
The people at the sanitarium

2315
01:58:34,224 --> 01:58:36,655
confiscated it
from my ex-husband.

2316
01:58:36,655 --> 01:58:39,394
Apparently,
Angus had given it to him.

2317
01:58:48,130 --> 01:58:50,438
My mom and Stanley are here.

2318
01:58:50,438 --> 01:58:52,836
Lydia told me.

2319
01:58:52,836 --> 01:58:54,904
I think I'm going to get
kicked out.

2320
01:58:56,479 --> 01:58:58,644
That means military school.

2321
01:59:14,596 --> 01:59:17,399
JUDY: <i>Angus knows he's not
supposed to visit his father.</i>

2322
01:59:17,399 --> 01:59:20,567
He suffers from
debilitating mental illness.

2323
01:59:20,567 --> 01:59:23,438
Paranoid schizophrenia,
early-onset dementia.

2324
01:59:23,438 --> 01:59:27,035
And Angus's visit created
an expectation.

2325
01:59:27,035 --> 01:59:30,643
Now Tom wants to come home,
which is...

2326
01:59:30,643 --> 01:59:33,239
clearly impossible.

2327
01:59:33,239 --> 01:59:35,483
They tried to tell him,
and he just...

2328
01:59:35,483 --> 01:59:37,881
He got violent. He tried
to brain one of the orderlies

2329
01:59:37,881 --> 01:59:39,619
with this goddamned thing.

2330
01:59:39,619 --> 01:59:42,248
You people know the boy has
a discipline problem.

2331
01:59:42,248 --> 01:59:45,295
Paul, the Clotfelters want
to withdraw Angus from Barton

2332
01:59:45,295 --> 01:59:48,661
and enroll him
at Fork Union Military Academy.

2333
01:59:48,661 --> 01:59:51,092
STANLEY: Set him straight
once and for all.

2334
01:59:51,092 --> 01:59:53,501
He could do a lot worse
than a career in the military.

2335
01:59:53,501 --> 01:59:55,261
Stanley.

2336
01:59:55,261 --> 01:59:58,407
Look, Angus has defied me
lots of times

2337
01:59:58,407 --> 02:00:00,640
about a lot of things,
including this.

2338
02:00:00,640 --> 02:00:03,005
So, however he manipulated
your sympathies

2339
02:00:03,005 --> 02:00:06,976
or slipped the leash,
just tell us.

2340
02:00:21,157 --> 02:00:23,300
It was my idea.

2341
02:00:24,666 --> 02:00:27,469
♪ ♪

2342
02:00:27,469 --> 02:00:31,704
No, uh, uh, he didn't, uh,
trick me or slip the leash.

2343
02:00:31,704 --> 02:00:34,971
No, I took him
to see his father.

2344
02:00:34,971 --> 02:00:38,414
In fact, I convinced him
to do so.

2345
02:00:41,419 --> 02:00:43,716
This is a family matter,

2346
02:00:43,716 --> 02:00:45,784
and you had no right
to interfere.

2347
02:00:45,784 --> 02:00:47,522
- I don't give a shit.
- JUDY (gasping): What?

2348
02:00:47,522 --> 02:00:49,821
- DR. WOODRUP: Hunham.
- I said I don't give a shit.

2349
02:00:49,821 --> 02:00:52,153
You two were unreachable.

2350
02:00:52,153 --> 02:00:54,188
He was all alone at Christmas.

2351
02:00:54,188 --> 02:00:57,664
I thought the kid
should see his father.

2352
02:00:59,833 --> 02:01:02,669
Do you understand
what you've done?

2353
02:01:02,669 --> 02:01:04,671
I have to move Tom now.

2354
02:01:04,671 --> 02:01:07,333
It was hard even finding
a facility that would take him,

2355
02:01:07,333 --> 02:01:11,205
and now I have to move him.

2356
02:01:11,205 --> 02:01:14,142
And that is deeply unfortunate,

2357
02:01:14,142 --> 02:01:18,454
but why compound the misery
by ruining the boy?

2358
02:01:19,952 --> 02:01:22,425
I have just spent
two solid weeks with him.

2359
02:01:22,425 --> 02:01:26,528
He is a pain in the ass, sure,
but he's also very smart.

2360
02:01:26,528 --> 02:01:29,663
Brilliant, I don't know,
but very smart.

2361
02:01:29,663 --> 02:01:32,226
You must know that.

2362
02:01:32,226 --> 02:01:35,328
He's got enormous potential.

2363
02:01:35,328 --> 02:01:39,409
It would be devastating
if you pulled him out now.

2364
02:01:43,646 --> 02:01:45,580
(door opens)

2365
02:01:52,787 --> 02:01:56,283
You did this to yourself,
Hunham, not me.

2366
02:01:56,283 --> 02:01:58,791
- I want you to remember that.
- Mm.

2367
02:02:00,729 --> 02:02:03,928
Hardy, I have known you
since you were a boy,

2368
02:02:03,928 --> 02:02:06,227
so I think I have
the requisite experience

2369
02:02:06,227 --> 02:02:10,704
and insight to aver that
you are and always have been

2370
02:02:10,704 --> 02:02:13,971
penis cancer in human form.

2371
02:02:23,279 --> 02:02:25,114
(sighs)

2372
02:02:39,867 --> 02:02:42,769
It's this one.

2373
02:02:42,769 --> 02:02:45,134
This is the one
you should look at.

2374
02:02:55,619 --> 02:02:58,345
Angus, step inside, please.

2375
02:02:58,345 --> 02:03:01,458
("Ombra mai fu" from
Handel's opera <i>Serse</i> playing)

2376
02:03:17,234 --> 02:03:19,300
(knocking at door)

2377
02:03:30,247 --> 02:03:31,719
- Oh.
- Hello.

2378
02:03:31,719 --> 02:03:33,182
Hello.

2379
02:03:33,182 --> 02:03:35,283
I missed you at breakfast.

2380
02:03:35,283 --> 02:03:37,593
I was, uh... I was busy.

2381
02:03:41,027 --> 02:03:43,632
So did you decide
where you're going to go?

2382
02:03:43,632 --> 02:03:45,326
Yes and no.

2383
02:03:45,326 --> 02:03:47,801
Um, first, I'm going
to stash my stuff

2384
02:03:47,801 --> 02:03:51,299
at a friend's in Syracuse,
and then...

2385
02:03:51,299 --> 02:03:52,839
I don't know.

2386
02:03:52,839 --> 02:03:55,369
Maybe I'll start in Carthage.
(chuckles)

2387
02:03:55,369 --> 02:03:58,042
I was hoping you were
going to say that.

2388
02:03:58,042 --> 02:03:59,945
PAUL:
Mm.

2389
02:04:03,214 --> 02:04:05,588
(Paul sighs)

2390
02:04:10,760 --> 02:04:12,529
For your monograph.

2391
02:04:14,456 --> 02:04:16,027
I don't know, Mary.

2392
02:04:16,027 --> 02:04:18,601
There's a lot
of empty pages in here.

2393
02:04:18,601 --> 02:04:20,262
Yeah, well,
that's your problem, man.

2394
02:04:20,262 --> 02:04:21,736
- (chuckles)
- All you got to do

2395
02:04:21,736 --> 02:04:23,705
is write one word after another.

2396
02:04:23,705 --> 02:04:25,366
Can't be that hard, can it?

2397
02:04:25,366 --> 02:04:26,675
- Oh...
- (laughs)

2398
02:04:26,675 --> 02:04:28,578
(chuckles)

2399
02:04:31,308 --> 02:04:33,110
What about you?

2400
02:04:33,110 --> 02:04:35,277
What about me what?

2401
02:04:35,277 --> 02:04:38,346
Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere.
Mm-mm.

2402
02:04:38,346 --> 02:04:40,546
I'm not like you.
I like having a job.

2403
02:04:40,546 --> 02:04:41,921
(Paul chuckling)

2404
02:04:41,921 --> 02:04:43,923
Plus, I'm saving up for college.

2405
02:04:43,923 --> 02:04:45,892
My sister's baby.

2406
02:04:46,895 --> 02:04:48,796
Ah. (chuckles)

2407
02:04:50,261 --> 02:04:51,898
What is the word from Penny?

2408
02:04:51,898 --> 02:04:53,900
- Peggy.
- Peggy.

2409
02:04:55,398 --> 02:04:58,806
Only that if it's a boy...

2410
02:04:58,806 --> 02:05:01,303
...his middle name
is going to be Curtis.

2411
02:05:04,407 --> 02:05:06,440
♪ ♪

2412
02:05:07,982 --> 02:05:10,620
(sighs)

2413
02:05:12,349 --> 02:05:14,316
(distant chatter)

2414
02:05:14,316 --> 02:05:16,417
(whistle blowing in distance)

2415
02:05:22,128 --> 02:05:24,458
TEDDY: I heard he got booted
for eating feces.

2416
02:05:24,458 --> 02:05:25,998
What?

2417
02:05:25,998 --> 02:05:27,934
Apparently he got caught
in the locker room.

2418
02:05:27,934 --> 02:05:30,431
Hand in the commode,
burgling turds.

2419
02:05:31,676 --> 02:05:33,467
That's not what I heard.

2420
02:05:33,467 --> 02:05:35,469
What did you hear?

2421
02:05:35,469 --> 02:05:37,174
Doesn't matter.

2422
02:05:37,174 --> 02:05:39,011
Either way, he's history.

2423
02:05:39,011 --> 02:05:42,245
Fucker taught history,
now is history.

2424
02:05:42,245 --> 02:05:44,049
Right, Tully?

2425
02:05:46,988 --> 02:05:49,549
(sniffs, sighs)

2426
02:05:52,994 --> 02:05:54,158
Hi.

2427
02:05:54,158 --> 02:05:56,160
Oh, hi.

2428
02:05:58,560 --> 02:06:00,527
Look, uh...

2429
02:06:00,527 --> 02:06:03,299
I don't know what you said
to my mom and Stanley,

2430
02:06:03,299 --> 02:06:05,840
Woodrup, but...

2431
02:06:05,840 --> 02:06:08,436
all I know is
I'm not getting kicked out

2432
02:06:08,436 --> 02:06:10,713
and, uh, you got fired.

2433
02:06:10,713 --> 02:06:14,376
Well, I just told the truth.

2434
02:06:14,376 --> 02:06:16,609
Mostly.

2435
02:06:16,609 --> 02:06:17,885
Barton man.

2436
02:06:18,855 --> 02:06:20,888
Barton man.

2437
02:06:24,157 --> 02:06:26,729
(school bell ringing)

2438
02:06:26,729 --> 02:06:28,698
Fifth period.

2439
02:06:37,038 --> 02:06:39,874
You know, it's, uh...
it's only PE.

2440
02:06:39,874 --> 02:06:41,502
- (Paul chuckles)
- Maybe I could skip.

2441
02:06:41,502 --> 02:06:43,306
We could head over
to The Winning Ticket.

2442
02:06:43,306 --> 02:06:45,011
- (chuckling)
- Grab a burger and a beer.

2443
02:06:45,011 --> 02:06:48,179
Ah. Miller High Life, no doubt.

2444
02:06:48,179 --> 02:06:50,478
You never give up, do you?

2445
02:06:50,478 --> 02:06:52,183
Well, they already fired you,
so I figured

2446
02:06:52,183 --> 02:06:53,822
it was worth a shot.

2447
02:06:53,822 --> 02:06:57,551
Your logic is flawless,
but, uh, no.

2448
02:07:05,726 --> 02:07:08,265
Keep your head up, all right?

2449
02:07:09,873 --> 02:07:12,071
♪ ♪

2450
02:07:13,074 --> 02:07:15,305
You can do this.

2451
02:07:16,814 --> 02:07:18,979
Yeah, I was gonna tell you
the same thing.

2452
02:07:33,930 --> 02:07:35,391
See ya.

2453
02:07:46,272 --> 02:07:47,942
See ya.

2454
02:07:52,080 --> 02:07:54,113
♪ ♪

2455
02:08:14,102 --> 02:08:16,135
♪ ♪

2456
02:08:24,640 --> 02:08:26,673
(sighing)

2457
02:08:42,064 --> 02:08:45,131
("Crying, Laughing, Loving,
Lying" by Labi Siffre playing)

2458
02:08:52,206 --> 02:08:54,668
♪ Crying ♪

2459
02:08:56,837 --> 02:09:01,378
♪ Crying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

2460
02:09:05,890 --> 02:09:08,418
♪ That's why I ♪

2461
02:09:10,719 --> 02:09:14,226
♪ I don't cry ♪

2462
02:09:15,592 --> 02:09:18,065
♪ That's why I ♪

2463
02:09:20,432 --> 02:09:23,433
♪ I don't cry ♪

2464
02:09:30,838 --> 02:09:33,575
♪ Laughing ♪

2465
02:09:35,414 --> 02:09:40,285
♪ Laughing sometimes does
somebody some good somehow ♪

2466
02:09:44,555 --> 02:09:46,896
♪ That's why I ♪

2467
02:09:49,065 --> 02:09:52,968
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

2468
02:09:54,202 --> 02:09:56,466
♪ That's why I ♪

2469
02:09:58,404 --> 02:10:02,274
♪ I'm laughing now ♪

2470
02:10:09,283 --> 02:10:11,712
♪ Loving ♪

2471
02:10:13,881 --> 02:10:15,716
♪ Loving never did me ♪

2472
02:10:15,716 --> 02:10:18,521
♪ No good no how ♪

2473
02:10:18,521 --> 02:10:20,490
♪ No how ♪

2474
02:10:22,890 --> 02:10:25,627
♪ That's why I ♪

2475
02:10:27,334 --> 02:10:32,436
♪ Can't love you now ♪

2476
02:10:32,436 --> 02:10:35,505
♪ That's why I ♪

2477
02:10:36,805 --> 02:10:41,082
♪ Can't love you now ♪

2478
02:10:47,684 --> 02:10:49,783
♪ Lying ♪

2479
02:10:52,128 --> 02:10:56,757
♪ Lying never did nobody
no good no how ♪

2480
02:10:56,757 --> 02:10:58,968
♪ No how ♪

2481
02:11:00,928 --> 02:11:04,204
♪ So why am I ♪

2482
02:11:05,834 --> 02:11:10,243
♪ Lying now? ♪

2483
02:11:10,243 --> 02:11:13,708
♪ So why am I ♪

2484
02:11:15,481 --> 02:11:21,353
♪ Lying now? ♪

2485
02:11:26,294 --> 02:11:28,261
(song ends)

2486
02:11:28,261 --> 02:11:30,329
♪ ♪

2487
02:12:02,264 --> 02:12:04,330
♪ ♪

2488
02:12:26,948 --> 02:12:29,025
♪ ♪

2489
02:12:57,044 --> 02:12:59,088
(music ends)