1 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:06,673 [upbeat saxophone music] 2 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:12,512 - I parked on your flowers again. 3 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,139 Now that I'm sober, I'm not used to driving 4 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,433 with both eyes open. 5 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,643 Oscar will plant you some new ones. 6 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,353 - I will plant you something green. 7 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,564 I cannot guarantee it will be flowers. 8 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,027 - Chance, help your grandpa off with his boots. 9 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,778 After a long day of lifting boxes, 10 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,697 I can't even move a finger. Look, ah, hey. 11 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:33,783 Oh. 12 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,828 - Oh, oh. - [gags] 13 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,373 - Ew, grandpa, your foot smells like that Easter egg 14 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:44,002 I found on the 4th of July. 15 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,462 - That's Churro. That's not manmade. 16 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,673 Just take her to the vet already, Mayan. 17 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,216 You work there. 18 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,886 It's not like you have to make an extra trip, huevona. 19 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,054 - She doesn't need the vet. 20 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,473 I'll just put Gas-X in her kibble. 21 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,183 Right, Quinten? - Yeah. 22 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,434 Yeah, no, Churo's fine. 23 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,978 She's just reached that age in life when-- 24 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,564 oh, God. 25 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,524 When it's time to be an outside dog. 26 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:11,237 - If that's true, are we gonna make 27 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,156 Grandpa an outside grandpa? 28 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:21,081 - Ew, the stinky dog. 29 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:24,250 Take her to the vet already, Mayan. 30 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,585 - I told her that. She ignored me. 31 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,963 - Did you call her a huevona? - I did. 32 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:32,509 But she's too much of a huevonato even listen. 33 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:34,260 When I say hue, you say vona. 34 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,261 Hue. - Vona. 35 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,429 - Hue. - Vona. 36 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:40,225 - I can't take her to the vet, OK? 37 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:44,062 I lost my job. - What? 38 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,481 - The vet office shut down two weeks ago. 39 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,607 The landlord doubled the rent, 40 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,110 and Dr. Pocha couldn't afford it. 41 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:53,113 - Oh, I'm so sorry, Mayan. 42 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,532 - That's terrible. 43 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,701 Where am I gonna get my pills? 44 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,287 [upbeat saxophone music] 45 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:08,461 * * 46 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,810 - I'm confused. 47 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,770 How have you been out of a job for two weeks? 48 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,230 Every morning, I see you leaving 49 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,648 the house on the Ring camera. 50 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,650 - We don't have a Ring camera. 51 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:34,320 - But I do. 52 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:37,449 And whose house I put it on is my business. 53 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,786 - Mayan didn't want to tell you till she found a new job. 54 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,329 - I've been out looking for work, 55 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:46,666 but no vet offices are hiring, and neither is anyone else. 56 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,710 I couldn't even get a job at McDonald's, 57 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,796 but they did give me a McFlurry so I'd stop crying. 58 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,676 - The world is upside-down 59 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,303 when the McDonald's ice cream machine is working 60 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,347 and Mayan's not. 61 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,185 - Is this why your water bill is past due? 62 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,229 - How do you know that? 63 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:11,983 - I changed your mailing address to mine. 64 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,486 I look through it. Then I bring it here. 65 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,404 You're welcome. 66 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,741 - You'll find another job, Mayan. 67 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,284 - I feel so lost. 68 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,787 I was a valued member of the team 69 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:26,122 working on something that mattered. 70 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,334 Now I'm just an unemployed loser with great hair. 71 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,421 - You sound like one of those medicine commercials. 72 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,340 Side effects could include sudden unemployment, 73 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,801 hunger, loss of electricity. 74 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:39,469 - If symptoms persist, your child 75 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:40,595 may be taken away from you. 76 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,599 - That's too far, man. 77 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,768 She lost her job. She may never work again. 78 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,439 - Ay, Mayan. What are we gonna do? 79 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:54,150 - Please don't stress out. It'll just stress me out. 80 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,152 You don't need to fix this. 81 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,779 - I know how to fix this. 82 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,950 We've been talking about hiring a new person 83 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,284 at Lop E.Z. Movers. 84 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,828 We're busier than ever, 85 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:07,330 and your dad's been practically breaking his back at work. 86 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,290 - I was stronger when I was drinking. 87 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,587 I was like Popeye. The beer was my spinach. 88 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,965 [imitates Popeye laugh] Ay. 89 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,760 - I think we should hire Mayan. 90 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,889 - Why? 91 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,268 - I'm serious. 92 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,270 Come work for the family business. 93 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:31,855 - That's generous, but no, 94 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,940 I need to consider other options, 95 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,651 like selling my hair. 96 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:39,279 - Oh, hey, I got a hair guy in Atlanta. 97 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,822 How much? 98 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,951 Not a lot of body. 99 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:49,622 - I spent years developing my skills as a vet tech. 100 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,000 I don't want to throw that all away to become a mover. 101 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:54,336 - It's almost the same job. 102 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,755 Instead of putting down an old dog, 103 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,007 you'll be putting up with one. 104 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:04,012 - Don't stir the cauldron, bruja,OK? 105 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,931 Working together ruins relationships. 106 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,100 I'm not doing it. - Neither am I. 107 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:13,146 - In this family, when someone is falling apart, 108 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,148 we help build them back up. 109 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,317 You two are working together, 110 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,820 or you're both fired. 111 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,657 - You can't fire me if I haven't taken the job yet. 112 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:28,203 - You're fired from the family. 113 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,705 - I need to take a moment to think if that's worth it. 114 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,960 My mom thinks my dad's falling apart. 115 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,170 Do you think that's true? 116 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:40,840 - Have you ever used the shower after him? 117 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:44,010 There is enough hair and skin in there 118 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,970 to make another George. 119 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,685 - I should help him out while I find a job. 120 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,353 His work is physically demanding, 121 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,188 and it's not like he's getting any younger. 122 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,524 - No, he's 60 going on 90, 123 00:05:57,565 --> 00:06:01,611 but with the brain of a 12-year-old. 124 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,905 - Maybe I should hire Mayan to help her out. 125 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,448 You heard Rosie. 126 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,951 Kid's falling apart. 127 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,453 - Or you could use that money to double 128 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,163 someone else's salary. 129 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,916 But who? 130 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,293 - You live in my truck, and I don't charge you. 131 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,545 That's benefits. 132 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,630 We're friends with benefits. 133 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,511 I got a great idea. I'ma hire Mayan. 134 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,013 - Well, technically, that was my idea. 135 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,389 But since I'm getting what I want, 136 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:30,682 I won't say anything. 137 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,476 - I thought about it too, 138 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,894 and I'm willing to give it a shot. 139 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:36,896 - All right. Welcome aboard. 140 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,315 The first job is tomorrow at 7:00 a.m, 141 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,110 so be ready to leave 9:00, 9:15. 142 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,240 - Just remember that you only got the job because 143 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,575 you're the boss's daughter. 144 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,869 I got it the old-fashioned way, 145 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,829 because I'm hot. 146 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:03,590 - So Mayan working for her dad. 147 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:05,008 Do we really think that's a good idea? 148 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,596 - You have a part-time job. 149 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,681 You're not legally married to my daughter, 150 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,184 so you don't have a say. 151 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,979 And since Mayan's been jobless for two weeks, 152 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:21,232 I'm going to give you guys a loan to tide you over. 153 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,360 - No, I-- I don't know about that, Rosie. 154 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,446 It's one thing to accept a job. Taking loans-- 155 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,782 - You're not taking it. 156 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:33,244 I'm just going to leave it right here. 157 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,456 And later, you'll find it. 158 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,541 Who doesn't like finding money? 159 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,961 Whoo! 160 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,588 $5. 161 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,674 [upbeat saxophone music] 162 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,178 [upbeat saxophone music] 163 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,930 - I have a lot of ideas. 164 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,306 First, I thought we could talk about employees 165 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,724 living on company property. 166 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,601 - Can you guys drive a little smoother? 167 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,812 I am trying to make waffles back here. 168 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,109 - Who squats in my truck is my business, Mayan. 169 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,697 I'll take blueberry. 170 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,198 [phone chimes] 171 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,742 - Mom's asking about the check from the last job. 172 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:16,371 - Um, look in my filing cabinet. 173 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,623 - What filing cabinet? 174 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,501 - Oh. 175 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,378 OK. 176 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,672 I don't see a check here, 177 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:29,050 but there's an autographed picture of Charo. 178 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,012 - I will take that. Cuchi-cuchi. 179 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,390 - Yeah, I don't have it, hon. 180 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,891 Probably fell out of my jacket. 181 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,103 I got to be more selective about what I bend over for. 182 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,063 - Don't worry. I'll help you get organized. 183 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,398 We'll figure out a filing system. 184 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,733 - I have a system, OK? 185 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,067 I've been doing this a long time. Trust me. 186 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,528 - Trust isn't exactly our thing, dad. 187 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,488 - How about this? 188 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,073 At work, let's keep it professional. 189 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,325 I'm not your dad, and you're not my daughter. 190 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,702 - Don't worry. 191 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,871 I don't lead with that in any situation. 192 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,415 [upbeat saxophone music] 193 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,543 * * 194 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:07,297 - I'm here with yesterday's mail. 195 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,928 I was glad to see you cashed the check I gave you. 196 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,764 - I used the money to buy groceries. 197 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,600 - Organic free-range eggs? 198 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,019 At these prices, you'll be free-range, 199 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,771 because you'll be homeless. 200 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,440 - Homeless? - No, not you. 201 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,983 You'll move in with me. 202 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,403 People assume you're my son anyway. 203 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,823 How can you spend money like this? 204 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,701 - These are the type of eggs I always buy. 205 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,037 If the chickens have lived a good life, 206 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,248 it makes me feel better about eating their babies. 207 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,503 - And brand-name cookies? 208 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,754 Oh, I don't think so. 209 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,798 This is a Pooreos family now. 210 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:54,344 - You'll have to pry these out of my cold, dead hands. 211 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,891 - Hey, Rosie, I appreciate that you want to take care of us. 212 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,142 I'm gonna give you the money back. 213 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,727 It comes with too many conditions. 214 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,354 - They're not conditions. 215 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:08,942 They're helpful suggestions you have to take. 216 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,402 - We're just gonna use credit cards 217 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,361 to cover our expenses. 218 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,446 - No. Your balance is too high. 219 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:20,328 I looked at your statement before I resealed the envelope. 220 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,913 - OK, I will keep it, 221 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,540 but you have to promise me not to interfere. 222 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,917 - I promise. It's your money. 223 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,377 You spend it how you want. 224 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,004 - Thank you. 225 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:32,048 Good news, Gordo. You can keep the Oreos. 226 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,260 Too late. I hid them all in my stomach. 227 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,347 I don't feel so good. 228 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,349 - Buddy. 229 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,143 [upbeat saxophone music] 230 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:48,440 - Mayan, don't twist it, OK? Pull it. 231 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,983 I don't want to have to pull a huge ball of tape 232 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,359 out of your hair like I did the other day. 233 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,363 - The other day in 2003 when I was six? 234 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,532 - Yeah, but you cried like you were two. 235 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,868 Your face was all red, and no sound came out. 236 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,704 - [laughs] 237 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:03,997 Oh, my God. 238 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,415 You should be so embarrassed right now. 239 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,877 - You've been on me all day. 240 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,920 Why are you teasing me in front of the guys? 241 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,672 I thought you wanted to keep it professional. 242 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,966 - Mayan, I can't just instantly forget all the hilarious 243 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,053 dumb stuff you've done. 244 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,929 - I don't do stuff like that anymore. 245 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,974 - Oh. - Ow. 246 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,185 - Then what's this? 247 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,355 - Damn it. 248 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,444 - That girl's clearly falling apart. 249 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,071 - I know. 250 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,198 Maybe you just both need some space. 251 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,158 - What, like she stays here, and I go to the other move? 252 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,911 - Or more like you stay here, 253 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:45,914 and then I put her in a basket, and I leave her on a doorstep 254 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,376 in Albuquerque, New Mexico. 255 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,838 - He's ignoring my ideas, criticizing me, 256 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,965 making fun of me. 257 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,801 He doesn't do any of that to you. 258 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,762 - Not since you got here. 259 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,223 Thanks, by the way. 260 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,393 - I want to help him, but he's so difficult. 261 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,269 - You just need to find your role here, 262 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,940 the thing that you bring to the business that nobody else has. 263 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:16,611 George is the heart, I'm the muscle, 264 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,614 and Oscar is the hot one. 265 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,574 - That's it. 266 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:25,453 No one here is smart. 267 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,289 That could be me. 268 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,084 - Hey, Mayan, Momo and I are gonna go 269 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,752 to the other move. You cover this one with Oscar. 270 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,964 - Great. And I'll show you I can do what no one else can. 271 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,800 - Yeah, like what, 272 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,637 get a tape ball stuck in your hair 273 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,390 twice in the same day? 274 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:50,979 - Damn it. Why does this keep happening? 275 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,942 [upbeat saxophone music] 276 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,949 [upbeat saxophone music] 277 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,534 * * 278 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,870 - Rosie, Mayan vacuumed the hallway this morning. 279 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,081 - I know. Why do you think I'm here? 280 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,043 - You went shopping? - Yes. 281 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,253 I'm guessing you want to know what I bought, 282 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,505 unless you already know, because you 283 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,383 followed me to the mall? 284 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,053 - What you buy with your money is none of my business. 285 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,096 I made a promise, and I'm honoring it. 286 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,223 - Well, I'm very proud of you, Rosie. 287 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:30,727 - I know. I've grown. 288 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,937 - All right, I'm gonna go make some dinner. 289 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,940 By the way, Mayan also cleaned the tub. 290 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,360 - You did the right thing by telling me. 291 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,700 [vacuum cleaner whirring] 292 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:18,733 - $200 sneakers? 293 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,069 They don't even have a heel. 294 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,947 - Hi, Nana. - What? Nothing. 295 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,949 I have every right to be here. 296 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:30,078 - We both know that's not true, Nana. 297 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,330 - I know it looks like I'm snooping, 298 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,208 but I'm saving this family from financial ruin. 299 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,294 Your father bought $200 sneakers he doesn't need. 300 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,548 - I thought you didn't care how Daddy spent his money. 301 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,342 - I lied. 302 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,429 I haven't grown. 303 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,139 I may have gotten smaller. 304 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,518 - What's going on? Hey. 305 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,645 The house is already empty. Did it get robbed? 306 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,606 - We finished the move in half the estimated time. 307 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,984 That's right. I'm the smart one. 308 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,445 Yay, yay. 309 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:07,490 - No, Mayan, we take our time so we can make more money. 310 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:12,162 At Lop E.Z., we take it nice and slow P.Z. 311 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,247 - Oscar, why didn't you say anything? 312 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,375 - Because I'm trying to sabotage you, nepo baby. 313 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,712 She even double-layered the bubble wrap. 314 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,173 - You double-bubbled? 315 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,760 - I didn't want to break anything valuable. 316 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,804 - Mayan, for generations, movers have worked 317 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,057 to normalize breaking stuff. 318 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,684 In one day, you've undone 100 years 319 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,354 of moving tradition. 320 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,356 - I was just trying to find my role here 321 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,358 and live up to the Lop E.Z. motto, 322 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,234 better, cheaper, faster. 323 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,820 - That's what we say. 324 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,864 That's not what we are. 325 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:52,077 What we are is worser, slower, and more expensiver. 326 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,663 - Isn't lying to customers bad business? 327 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,665 - Mayan, every company has a secret slogan. 328 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,751 McDonald's, you're not loving it. 329 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,712 You're eating it, because you hate yourself. 330 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,174 - Nike, just do it. 331 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,550 Or don't do it. 332 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,136 We don't even really know what it is. 333 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,055 - Maybe it's Maybelline. 334 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,974 Maybe it's Botox. 335 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:18,478 - I'm sorry I was so fast and efficient this morning. 336 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,480 But I did something right. 337 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,649 I got the payment from the client. 338 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:23,733 - What's that? 339 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,276 - An app I signed us up for, Square. 340 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,238 - Square? I'm more pear-shaped. 341 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,990 Real movers have curves. 342 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,367 - Square is the name of the app. 343 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,244 It lets you accept credit cards. 344 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,912 That way, you'll never lose another check. 345 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,497 - We only take cash. 346 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,250 Now, the government is gonna be onto me, Mayan. 347 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,377 They think I died in Korea! 348 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,006 - You don't understand. 349 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,340 This will help you. 350 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,842 Square has this feature that-- 351 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,093 - OK, I don't want to hear it. 352 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,262 - If you'll stop being so stubborn 353 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,097 and just listen to me-- - No! 354 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,724 You need to respect me as a boss 355 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,268 and stop acting so unprofessional. 356 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,936 - I tried, 357 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,397 but it's clear that there's no place for me here. 358 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,650 I quit. 359 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,653 - You can't quit, because you're fired. 360 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,280 - If you fire her, you're gonna have 361 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,157 to pay her unemployment. 362 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,658 - You quit! 363 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,875 - Quinten, to what do I owe the pleasure? 364 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,169 - I came by to warn you that there is a criminal 365 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,212 in your neighborhood. 366 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,591 - Ay, who? - Ay, you. 367 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,428 Where's my shoes? 368 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:37,515 - I returned them, minus the 10% restocking fee 369 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,560 I used to buy a Wetzel Pretzel. 370 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,855 - I don't know what to say. 371 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,566 - How about, "I should stay out of your way 372 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:50,570 and let you rein like the reinayou are"? 373 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,489 - The sneakers weren't for me. 374 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,282 They were limited-edition Jordans, 375 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,535 and I was planning on reselling them online for $1,200. 376 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,792 - I thought I was doing the right thing. 377 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:09,297 Oh, for the first time in my 32 years on this Earth, 378 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,925 I was wrong. 379 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,718 - I can't believe you think I would squander 380 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,720 money when my family needs it. 381 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,098 - Oh, it's not you. It's me. 382 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:21,393 I have a hard time trusting men with finances. 383 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,645 George would lose what little we had 384 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,731 on booze, gambling, and candy. 385 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,527 He really loved candy. 386 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,612 And she really loved Louis Vuitton. 387 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,033 - You know I'm not George. 388 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,494 - I know. You're a good man. 389 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:43,415 But you can't rely on shoes to feed your family. 390 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,835 - I have real plans, Rosie. 391 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:50,422 There is a management position opening up at the Apple Store, 392 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,257 and I'm gonna apply. 393 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,092 - Oh, así. 394 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,428 Oh, you'll make more money. 395 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,930 Mayan will feel more secure. 396 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,517 And no more dumb excuses as to why you can't get married. 397 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:06,312 [upbeat saxophone music] 398 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,275 - How was your first day working together? 399 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,068 - It was our last. 400 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,406 Dad wouldn't listen to any of my suggestions. 401 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,491 - That's because you kept coming up with bad ideas 402 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,536 like Square when everybody knows that I'm cool. 403 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,414 You see this nonsense, Rosie? 404 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,749 - Yes. 405 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,710 I got an alert that Mayan set up a Square account. 406 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:32,005 Congrats on a profitable move. 407 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,007 - What? 408 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,095 They overpaid. 409 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,097 How do I stop them from taking it back? 410 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,391 Break the phone. - No! No! 411 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,103 This is what I was trying to tell you earlier. 412 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,646 When I set up the account, 413 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,068 I added a tip screen, 15%, 20%, 25%. 414 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,652 People feel guilty and do it, 415 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,030 especially if you pretend not to speak English. 416 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,701 Gracias, señor. 417 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,665 - That could mean hundreds of extra dollars. 418 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,502 With cash, people can hand that tip directly 419 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,880 to Oscar or Momo. This way, they can't touch it. 420 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,134 Mayan, I'm a genius! 421 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,013 - How are you the genius? 422 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,350 - For hiring someone who is betterer and fastererer. 423 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:29,521 - And smarterer. 424 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,483 - You're officially Lop E.Z.'s best employee. 425 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,235 - I'm your best employee? 426 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:39,197 - Yeah, well, it's not Oscar, 427 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,574 or your father. 428 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,743 - It's not you either, bruja. 429 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,580 - Thank you. 430 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,333 I didn't realize how much I needed to feel 431 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,711 like I had something to contribute. 432 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,587 - Job or not, you'll always be 433 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:57,048 a half-Mexican, half-Cuban Dominican 434 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,968 who if the lighting is right can pass for Armenian. 435 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,057 [upbeat saxophone music] 436 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,352 - Eyes closed, open them. 437 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,062 Ta-da! 438 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,815 Welcome to your new home office, 439 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,692 where between moves, you can do all the smart stuff 440 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,110 that Oscar is too hot to do. 441 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:23,283 - Scheduling, payroll, filing taxes. 442 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,993 Just scheduling and payroll. 443 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,829 - You're a smart learner.