1 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:09,342 [matrimonial music] 2 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:12,045 - I do. 3 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:14,280 - You may now kiss 4 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:18,318 the-- - Corn! 5 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,387 - Corn? Oh, give me one with the works! 6 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,654 Right, and when you pour the powder, 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,124 sprinkle this with, like, a fine mist. 8 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:25,158 - Dad! 9 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,760 - All right. Yes, yes. 10 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:29,696 You may now kiss the bride. 11 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:33,366 [applause] 12 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,669 Time to release the doves! 13 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:42,876 [chickens clucking] Hey, hey. Hey. 14 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,678 Rejoice! 15 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:51,151 [applause] 16 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:53,186 - Thank you for the best wedding 17 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:54,854 that I could ever dream of, Dad. 18 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,624 - Have I ever let you down, Mayan? 19 00:00:57,657 --> 00:01:00,593 - Not that I can think of. 20 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:04,764 - And now the biggest band in rock and roll, 21 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,834 Mini Kiss! 22 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:11,304 - * Here comes the bride * 23 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,606 * All dressed in white * 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,408 * * 25 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,745 * Her dad's got corn, it's a perfect night * 26 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:21,548 * * 27 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,883 * Kiss * 28 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:28,788 * Kiss the bride * 29 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:32,892 - * Kiss, kiss the bride! * 30 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,361 - And that's how I'm gonna 31 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:38,732 throw a banger backyard wedding the Lopez way! 32 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:42,469 - Dad, those ideas are very specific and unique, but-- 33 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:46,639 - They don't want your cheap ideas, George. 34 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,675 - Mini Kiss is not cheap. 35 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:53,680 They're mini, but they want full-size money. 36 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,683 - I am planning a traditional, religious wedding 37 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:58,385 with a priest, a choir, 38 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,552 and drones that light up the sky 39 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,288 in the shape of the Virgin Mary. 40 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:07,293 - Rosie, those ideas are really specific and unique, but-- 41 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:11,264 - They don't want your tacky ideas, Rosie! 42 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,932 - It's nice that you want to pay for 43 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,534 and you want to help plan the wedding, 44 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,269 but Quinten and I have our own vision, 45 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,472 and we're gonna take care of everything. 46 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,907 - So... 47 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:25,245 you two think that you can get married better than us? 48 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:29,482 - You're divorced, so yes. 49 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,386 - I can't believe 50 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,289 that you are making the most important day of your life 51 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,725 about you. 52 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:44,964 - Do you two have any idea how much corn 53 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,467 I've already bought? 54 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:50,670 [door closes] 55 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,005 - [sighs] I'm so glad you put your foot down. 56 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,340 - I had to. 57 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,709 My parents take over everything. 58 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,611 This is ourwedding. It should be ourvision. 59 00:02:58,645 --> 00:02:59,979 - Exactly. 60 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:00,980 Do we have a vision? 61 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,850 - No, we do not. 62 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:06,853 [upbeat saxophone music] 63 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:13,827 * * 64 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,736 - Chance, your babysitter will be here soon. 65 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:24,637 Daddy and I are gonna go to the wedding expo 66 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:25,739 to get some ideas. 67 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:26,973 - Why? 68 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,575 - So your mommy and I can pretend 69 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:32,312 we had a vision all along. 70 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,581 - Why? 71 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,883 - So Grandma and Grandpa don't try to take over our wedding. 72 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:39,519 - Why? 73 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,755 - One more "why" and I pick you up from school 74 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:45,759 wearing rollerblades and all my gear. 75 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:49,529 - How come? 76 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,831 You don't have any ideas for your wedding? 77 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:55,635 - Hey, we just got engaged. Stop pressuring me, man. 78 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,773 - We do actually have one idea for the wedding, Gordo. 79 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,341 Come here. 80 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,780 I want you to be the best man. 81 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:09,683 - In the world? 82 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:10,950 - We'll start with the wedding. 83 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,652 It's a very important job, 84 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:15,055 and I know you're not gonna let me down. 85 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,558 - Your babysitter is here. 86 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,060 If you give me money for pizza, 87 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,896 I cannot guarantee that is what I will spend it on. 88 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,099 - It's fine. 89 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:27,834 Oscar watched me when I was a kid. 90 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,904 And I only had to get stitches once. 91 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,673 - Twice. 92 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,912 - I can't believe Mom and Dad want me to be the best man. 93 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,915 I thought I was gonna get one of those no-pressure jobs. 94 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:45,819 Like ring bearer or priest. 95 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:46,786 - Don't worry. 96 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,922 I can teach you everything you need to know. 97 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,359 If you want to be the best man, you need to be... 98 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:55,395 the best man. 99 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,130 - You just said the same thing twice. 100 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,065 - I did. 101 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,868 I did. 102 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:05,372 [upbeat saxophone music] 103 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:09,709 * * 104 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,112 - I'm so relieved that we like all the same things. 105 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,780 Our vision's really coming together. 106 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,949 - Yeah, we found a cake, invitations, 107 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,885 and a DJ with a money-back guarantee that he will 108 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:20,887 get this party started! 109 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,090 - [imitating horn] Bow, bow, bow, bow! 110 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,592 Right? 111 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,626 - I don't know how we're gonna afford it, though, 112 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,895 because we are buh-buh-buh-broke! 113 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,898 Maybe we should think about 114 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,000 taking some of your parents' money. 115 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,168 - Well, if we take their money, 116 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,003 we'll be stuck with their ideas. 117 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,171 - I don't think anyone else 118 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,140 is gonna write us a big check, Mayan. 119 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,875 [loud metallic clattering] - Whoa! 120 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:43,643 Jeez. 121 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,480 - Hey, there's a competition. 122 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,982 "Fiancé Feud." 123 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:53,653 The couple who knows each other best wins a $25,000 wedding. 124 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:55,755 - We know each other. 125 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,624 We just picked out all the same things. 126 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:58,858 - And we've been together for nine years. 127 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,494 - And we've been together nine years. 128 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,597 [loud metallic clattering] 129 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:07,400 [upbeat saxophone music] 130 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,973 [upbeat saxophone music] 131 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,076 - You have gotten the groom ready. 132 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,979 But what does the best man do if the groom gets cold feet? 133 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,549 - Give him socks? 134 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:23,983 - Yes. 135 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,721 - Where's Quinten? 136 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,890 I'm bored. I want to make fun of someone. 137 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:34,561 - As best man, my job is to protect the groom. 138 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:38,164 I am not at liberty to say. 139 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,699 - Where's Mayan? I'm bored. 140 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,836 I want to criticize someone. 141 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:45,005 - What are my obligations to the bride? 142 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,206 - Nothing. 143 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,175 - She's at the wedding expo to get ideas. 144 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:58,084 - I thought they already had a vision. 145 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:01,755 - Oh, they don't. 146 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:08,194 They're gonna pretend that they had one all along. 147 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,196 - How dare they lie to me? 148 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,064 - All right, come on, Chance. 149 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,732 Let's get back to best man training. 150 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,068 You got to plan a bachelor party for nerds. 151 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,102 - Oscar, 152 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:19,239 I already found a Dungeons & Dragons escape room 153 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,174 my boy Q's gonna love. 154 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,248 - I should have known they didn't have any ideas. 155 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,850 Now they're going to this expo so a bunch of strangers 156 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,819 could tell them what their wedding should look like 157 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,120 when I should be the one 158 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:38,124 telling them what their wedding should look like. 159 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,592 - And I'm the father of the bride. 160 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,027 I'm supposed to pay for the wedding. 161 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:44,197 They're trying to keep me in my deadbeat dad era! 162 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:48,735 When clearly I'm Champagne Papi now! 163 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,273 - We need to go to this convention and stop them 164 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,308 before they commit to some terrible ideas 165 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,077 by a bunch of idiots. 166 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,311 - You're right. 167 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,979 The kind of idiots that will want to throw 168 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,782 dove doves in the air instead of chicken doves. 169 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,684 * * 170 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,654 [energetic upbeat music] 171 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,055 - If you're just now joining us, 172 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,125 I'm Todd Cheeks of "Todd and Barb in the Morning." 173 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,662 [cheers and applause] Thank you, thank you. 174 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,130 - Where's Barb? 175 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,000 - Barb isn't here, so please stop asking! 176 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,037 We're playing "Fiancé Feud," 177 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,339 and our next question is for the grooms. 178 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:30,210 All right, who was your bride's first celebrity crush? 179 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,611 And if she says me, 180 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:35,348 not my fault. Blame my mama. 181 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,350 All right, Nick. 182 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,651 - Zac Efron. 183 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,353 - Oh, OK. 184 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,955 Becky, was he right? 185 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,356 - The Jonas Brothers. 186 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,825 - Ooh. 187 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,695 All three? Hmm, somebody's a freak. 188 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,697 All right. 189 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,098 Well, that wasn't a match. 190 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,733 Nick, do better. 191 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,235 OK. 192 00:08:55,268 --> 00:09:00,340 Quinten, who was Mayan's first celebrity crush? 193 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,042 - SpongeBob. 194 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,977 - Ah. 195 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,014 - He's right, Todd. 196 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,350 [cheers and applause] 197 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,384 And then, 198 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:14,688 I found my real-life SpongeBob. 199 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,356 - [SpongeBob laugh] 200 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,159 [Mayan laughs] - Ah. 201 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:23,063 Well, there's nothing that I can say to that. 202 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,030 All right. 203 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,932 Quinten and Mayan, you scored another point, 204 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:30,904 which gets you one step closer to a $25,000 wedding. 205 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,272 - [imitating horn] Bow, bow, bow, bow! 206 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:35,709 - Please don't do that! 207 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,377 [scattered chuckles] 208 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,283 - Did you hear that? 209 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,886 They're trying to win money to cut us out entirely. 210 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,021 - What kind of selfish people 211 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:51,358 want to pay for their own wedding? 212 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,861 - Or worse, plan it? 213 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:55,962 together: We need to make sure 214 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:58,198 someone else wins that prize money. 215 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,366 But who? 216 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:03,169 It would have to be two people that are totally in sync. 217 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,908 - Where are we gonna find two people like that? 218 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,011 [upbeat saxophone music] 219 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,448 [upbeat saxophone music] 220 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,250 - Part of a best man's job 221 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,320 is to prevent family from stealing the centerpieces, 222 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,822 so I stole this orchid from our neighbor's porch 223 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,057 so we could practice. 224 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:29,963 Now, I'll pretend to be a tíowith loose morals 225 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,798 and an affinity for flowers. 226 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,333 Ready? 227 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,136 Go. 228 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,906 - What do you think you're doing, tío? 229 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,275 - [exaggerated accent] Nothing. 230 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,310 - I saw you take that centerpiece. 231 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,079 Put it back. 232 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,314 - Nah, I-- I brought this from home. 233 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:54,254 They're for my girl. 234 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,388 She got all mad at me because 235 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,290 she thought I was talking to someone else, 236 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,460 but I was just talking to Siri. 237 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,364 - You don't need that. 238 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,500 You can get something for your girl from our gifting suite. 239 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:11,738 - OK. 240 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,907 - Pick out anything you like. 241 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,416 - Hey, great job, Chance. 242 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,052 Now--now let me out, buddy. [door thumping] 243 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,420 - Sorry, tío. 244 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:31,524 Fools that snatch the centerpiece get locked up. 245 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:36,062 All right, everybody, it's time for the dollar dance! 246 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,432 [upbeat festive music playing] 247 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:46,406 * * 248 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,444 - Well, Becky and Nick, 249 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,912 the only thing you have in common 250 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,949 is that you both are losers. 251 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,785 [laughs] 252 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,321 And surprisingly, 253 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,858 Mayan and SpongeBob are moving on to the next round. 254 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,126 [cheers and applause] 255 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:10,096 It's time to meet our next newly-engaged couple. 256 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,500 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for George and Rosie. 257 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,436 [energetic upbeat music] 258 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:20,140 * * 259 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,441 - What are you guys doing here? 260 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,375 - Winning this contest 261 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,943 so you two can't get married without us. 262 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,145 You got no shot. 263 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,981 Rosie and I are like two peas in a pool. 264 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:33,553 - Coming in hot, George and Rosie. 265 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:38,024 Brides, if your partner could have any superpower, 266 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,559 what would it be? 267 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,929 [upbeat suspenseful music playing] 268 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,030 * * 269 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,132 Rosie? 270 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,034 - Making me disappear. 271 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,070 - Hmm. 272 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,271 George? 273 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,108 - Making Rosie disappear! 274 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,277 [cheers and applause] [Todd laughs] 275 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,947 - Mayan, what would Quinten's superpower be? 276 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,183 - [scoffs] That's easy, Todd. 277 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,484 Super strength. 278 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,919 - Quinten? 279 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,622 - Lactose tolerance. 280 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,558 Cheese without consequence. 281 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,993 That's the dream. - Huh. 282 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,029 That's the dream? 283 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,397 That's the dream? - Yeah. You know? 284 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,531 - Oh. 285 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,434 All right, brides, this question is still with you. 286 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:25,972 What will your last name be once you're married? 287 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:31,044 * * 288 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,147 George, what will Rosie's last name be? 289 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,615 [George chuckles] 290 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,551 - Lopez. - Oh. 291 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,320 Rosie? 292 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,088 - Lopez. 293 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,890 - Ah! - I love you, Mrs. Lopez. 294 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,458 - I love you, Mr. Lopez. 295 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,359 [both smooching] 296 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,327 - Oh, they're getting away. 297 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,595 They're getting away. 298 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,464 - All right. 299 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:55,035 Quinten, what would your future wife's last name be? 300 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,569 - Van Bryan. 301 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,071 - What? 302 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,306 No, Lopez. [audience murmuring] 303 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,410 - Ooh, now that is a devastating blow 304 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,245 to the male ego. 305 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,181 - You got that right, Todd. 306 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,217 - [laughs] 307 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,652 - Why did you say Lopez? 308 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,454 - I said Lopez because that's my name. 309 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,555 - I thought since we were getting married, 310 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,357 you would take my last name. [chuckles uncomfortably] 311 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,325 - You mean you thought I'd just give up my identity? 312 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,228 - Well, you can keep Mayan. 313 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,700 - Awkward. 314 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,436 OK, this next question is for the grooms. 315 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,404 What is the one thing about you 316 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,941 that annoys your partner the most? 317 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,445 * * 318 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,413 George. 319 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,550 - Breathing! - Oh, OK. 320 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,185 Rosie? 321 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,953 - Breathing! [laughs] 322 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,288 - Ah. 323 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:53,093 OK, Quinten, what annoys Mayan the most? 324 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,196 Oh. Evidently, my name. 325 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:01,101 Oh, that is a loaded baked potato right there. 326 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,503 OK, Mayan. 327 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,272 Oh, I can't believe after all these years 328 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,208 of open and honest communication, 329 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,442 you don't understand me 330 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,978 and you're blindsiding me at the wedding expo! 331 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,446 [sighs] 332 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,515 - Not a match. - No. OK. 333 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,750 - I want to expand on my answer. 334 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,751 - This is not the game. 335 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,652 Well damn, you write fast. 336 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,488 OK. 337 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,657 If anyone is being blindsided, it's me. 338 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,160 You are the Sandra Bullock in this situation. 339 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,395 All right. 340 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,696 Looks like George and Rosie 341 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,999 are breaking Mayan and Quinten's winning streak. 342 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,334 [cheers and applause] 343 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,403 [upbeat energetic music playing] 344 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,339 [both singing "Bridal Chorus"] 345 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,675 * * 346 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,309 - Hey, hey! 347 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:46,012 [both singing "Bridal Chorus"] 348 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,714 [upbeat saxophone music] 349 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,054 - I just don't understand why you hate the idea 350 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,321 of taking my last name. 351 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,589 - I don't understand why 352 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,058 you suddenly think I would take your last name. 353 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,459 - OK, so you have your last name, 354 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,061 and I have my last name, 355 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,697 and neither of our names are on a giant check. 356 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,465 both: * Wedding, wedding, wedding * 357 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,267 * Just the way we want it * 358 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,269 * 'Cause we won the money * 359 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,471 * Listen to your parents * 360 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,739 [laughter] 361 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:16,042 - Is this thing on? Check, check. 362 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,546 - You guys are being so selfish. 363 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,381 - And now we're in a fight because of you two. 364 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,284 - What, the last name thing? You can't blame that on us. 365 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,555 That's that feminist here, like Gloria Seinfeld. 366 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,057 - Yeah, you guys are the selfish ones, 367 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,226 excluding your parents from your wedding. 368 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,095 - It's called... 369 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,596 [overlapping chatter] 370 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,398 [glass tapping] 371 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,066 - Everybody sit down. 372 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,470 It's time for me to practice my best man toast. 373 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,604 - What's in that glass? 374 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,107 - Relax. It's just apple juice. 375 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,846 Nana, you're gonna want these. 376 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,114 - Where is Oscar? 377 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,483 - Don't worry about it. 378 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,585 [clears throat] 379 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,755 It was nine years ago when I met Quinten. 380 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,792 Who would have thunk we'd be here? 381 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,095 He's my daddy, but he's also my best friend, 382 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:13,133 and he's marrying my other best friend, my mommy. 383 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,502 Three peas in a pool. 384 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,571 - I thought I was your best friend. 385 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:19,739 - I'm his best friend. 386 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:21,741 - [barks] 387 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,245 - I have a lot of best friends. 388 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,814 I'm adorable. So sue me. 389 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:33,286 I'm so happy we're all going to officially be a family. 390 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,222 And that you guys waited until after I was born 391 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,858 to get married so I could be here to see it happen. 392 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,194 [Rosie sobs] 393 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:47,567 So let's raise a glass to Quinten and Mayan. 394 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,304 Wait, what's gonna be our last name? 395 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,739 - I don't know. 396 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,708 - Do you--do you not want to take my last name 397 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,910 because you don't want to marry me? 398 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,511 - No. 399 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,580 Of course I want to marry you. 400 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,148 It's just what we have works so well, 401 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,883 and I don't want anything to change. 402 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,786 - But things are supposed to change. 403 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,855 Taking my name is what's gonna differentiate 404 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,625 the last nine years from the next 50. 405 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,762 - You still imagine us together in 50 years? 406 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,631 - At least. 407 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,835 [Rosie sobs] 408 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,204 Getting married means we're a team. 409 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,171 And it would be awesome 410 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,440 if everyone on the team had the same name. 411 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,842 It doesn't even have to be my name. 412 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:29,909 - Well, then how about Lopez? 413 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,414 - It doesn't even have to be yourname. 414 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,716 I would just love for it to be clear to the entire world 415 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,952 that you, me, and Chance are a family. 416 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:43,256 Like my best man said, that's what marriage is all about. 417 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,724 - You're right. 418 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,227 We've all been focusing on the wrong things. 419 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,895 This wedding should be an opportunity 420 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,499 for us to come together as a family. 421 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,334 - That's what I want too. 422 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,937 I've been dreaming of your wedding forever. 423 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:02,342 I wanted to be a part of it instead of just being a guest. 424 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,846 - I just wanted to be a guest. 425 00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:11,317 I mean, there were all those years 426 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,619 that we didn't talk, Mayan. 427 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,354 I wasn't sure if I'd ever see you again, 428 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,523 much less... 429 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,791 be invited to your wedding. 430 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,628 I thought if I paid, I guaranteed my spot. 431 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,833 [Rosie sobs] 432 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,375 - We're sorry we made you guys feel so left out. 433 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,315 - It's happening. 434 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,920 - Would you do us the honor of... 435 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,690 paying and helping plan our wedding? 436 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,593 - Yes, yes! - A thousand times, yes. 437 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,796 [laughter] 438 00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,531 - So what's our last name gonna be? 439 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,468 Van Bryan or Lopez? 440 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,770 - How about Van Lopez? 441 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,338 - I like that. 442 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,806 - This might be the apple juice talking, 443 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,408 but I like it too. 444 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,681 Cheers to Quinten and Mayan Van Lopez. 445 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,618 I'm really rooting for you two crazy kids. 446 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,720 - That was a great job, Gordo. 447 00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:23,857 You are going to be the best best man. 448 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,626 - [muffled] I knew you could do it, buddy. 449 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,663 - Oscar? 450 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,532 - Chance locked me in the bathroom. 451 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,834 But don't worry, it's only been for the last five hours. 452 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:37,370 - What? Oh, my. 453 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,707 [upbeat saxophone music] 454 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,914 - Turns out the bank wouldn't cash this check. 455 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,749 The fine print says it's not a cash prize, 456 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:52,786 but is a $25,000 wedding package. 457 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,889 - Yeah. And this is what they sent us. 458 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,491 - Well, if it's not money, at least we can still use 459 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,627 plates, napkins, and centerpieces. 460 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,328 - No, we can't. 461 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:07,334 These all have ournames on them. 462 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:11,471 - Well, I guess we're changing our first names too. 463 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,106 - I love you, Rosie. 464 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,842 - I love you,George. [both smooching] 465 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,377 - Oh, they're getting away. - They're getting away. 466 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,779 - [indistinct] - I love you, Mr. Lopez. 467 00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:22,048 - It was funnier when we did it. 468 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:23,917 - Everything's funnier when we do it. 469 00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,456 [upbeat saxophone music]