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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- OK, George, we're all here.
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What's so important?
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- I want to introduce you
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to the newest member
of our family.
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It's an air fryer!
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- Fried air?
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God bless America!
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- You can cook anything
in here--pizza, corn dogs.
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you could cook a person
in there if you had to.
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- Under what circumstance
would you have to?
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- I don't know.
They owe you money.
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I don't know.
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- We don't have room
for another appliance, George.
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- And you're taking up
the whole island.
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- Well, just get rid of
some of this useless stuff,
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like this plastic fruit.
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- Hey, that was real fruit!
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- Either way,
I wasn't gonna eat it.
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- This air fried corn dog is
the best thing I've ever had.
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Good news, Nana.
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You don't have to cook anymore.
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- Not cook?
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Then why am I even here?
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- The George Lopez Air Fryer
makes food good and Rosie gone!
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What can't this thing do?
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Notice the French doors?
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And it has three modes--
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hot, hotter,
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and oh, hell yeah!
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- Oh, hell no!
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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♪ ♪
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- Who knew that
the discovery in that box
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would bring investigators all
the way across the country?
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[dramatic music]
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- I love "Dateline,"
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{\an8}especially 'cause
it's after my favorite show
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{\an8}with that handsome
Chicano grandpa.
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{\an8}He's got his hair
beautiful in the front
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{\an8}and "Ay, Dios mío!"
in the back.
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{\an8}- These dino nuggets
are delicious AF.
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{\an8}"Air-fried"!
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{\an8}- I like when
the air fryer doesn't
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{\an8}kill the power in the house.
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{\an8}- You don't get it.
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{\an8}That hot little box has given
my life a new purpose.
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{\an8}I finally want to be
a better man
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{\an8}for the air fryer.
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{\an8}- I'm here.
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{\an8}Good news.
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{\an8}I won a free photo shoot
at the church raffle,
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{\an8}so we are going to take
a family portrait.
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{\an8}I would update my 20-year-old
headshot, but why?
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{\an8}I look the same.
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{\an8}- Just make sure
they get your best angle:
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{\an8}leaving!
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{\an8}- What's going on?
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{\an8}- I just decided
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{\an8}to leave your father out
of the family photo.
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{\an8}- Great.
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{\an8}Then you can leave out
me and my pimple.
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{\an8}Meet Zitney Spears.
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{\an8}- Oh, what pimple?
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{\an8}- Yeah,
that's barely noticeable.
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{\an8}- I think you both need
to get your eyes checked.
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{\an8}It's like Mommy's head
is growing another head.
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{\an8}- Is it really that big?
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{\an8}- Which one of them said that?
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{\an8}- [gasps] Oh, my God!
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{\an8}It's gotten bigger!
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{\an8}Dad, it's because of all this
oily, fried food.
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{\an8}- Hey, Mayan, the George Lopez
Air Fryer doesn't fry with oil.
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{\an8}It fries with magic.
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{\an8}[speaking Spanish]
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{\an8}- Not when you're using it
to reheat foods
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{\an8}that have already been fried.
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{\an8}- Who told you
they've been fried?
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{\an8}You don't know!
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{\an8}- I got to go deal
with this zit.
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{\an8}- Oh.
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{\an8}Don't touch it,
and try not to stress.
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{\an8}It might make it worse.
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{\an8}- Worse?
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{\an8}If it gets any bigger,
it'll have to start
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{\an8}going to school with me.
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{\an8}- Gordo,
you hurt Mommy's feelings
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making fun of her pimple.
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- I was just pointing out
what we could all see.
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Like from the moon!
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- [laughs]
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Yes, yes.
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Yes, we can all see it,
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but we pretend that we don't
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because it's not polite
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to comment on
how someone looks.
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- Even if they look bad?
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Like, really bad?
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- If you don't have
anything nice to say,
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you don't say anything at all.
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- So I shouldn't say
anything about Mom's zit?
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- No.
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- Or your hair?
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- No.
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[laughs] Wait, what?
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What is wrong with my hair?
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- Nothing.
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It's very... consistent.
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- Well, yes.
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When you--when you find
something that works,
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you stick with it.
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- Well, maybe one day you'll
find something that works.
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♪ ♪
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- Thanks to that air fryer,
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I haven't had any grease
in 24 hours.
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Last night, I was shaking
and sweating all night.
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I feel better today, though.
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[gasps]
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- Is that one of your
arteries unclogging?
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- The air fryer!
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- How did it fall
off the counter?
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- This is no accident.
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The power cord's been stripped.
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Glove up.
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Someone in this house has
committed 350-degree murder!
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- I don't know, George.
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You really think someone
would do this on purpose?
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- Yes!
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They hated that I finally had
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something in this house
that I truly loved.
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- What about your daughter?
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- Finally!
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We have to investigate
immediately.
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If a murder isn't solved
in the first 48 hours,
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it becomes a cold case.
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- And since the air fryer
is broken,
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we can't make this cold case
all hot and crispy.
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- Don't worry.
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I'm gonna find out
whoever did this to you.
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[speaking Spanish]
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[speaking Spanish]
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Here, help me get up.
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[groans]
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[shouts in Spanish]
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- I'm here.
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Oy!
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Why do you have more stars on
your face than the Met Gala?
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- I was stressed
about my pimples,
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which gave me more pimples,
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which is making me
really stressed
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and giving me more pimples.
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But these stickers
were recommended
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by a reputable medical source.
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- TikTok?
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- Yes, ma'am.
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Now I just got to do something
to reduce my stress.
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- Right, so your face
will clear up
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for the family portrait.
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- Oh, God!
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I forgot about that.
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- Gordo, I brought
homemade sancocho
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so you don't have to eat your
grandpa's air-fried garbage
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like a dumpster raccoon.
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I'm gonna go heat it up.
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- Nana, watch out!
- [gasps]
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[speaking Spanish]
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- Are you upset
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because you contaminated
the crime scene?
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- No, I'm upset
because I ruined my outfit.
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- Maybe it's for the best.
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- What did you say?
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- Daddy said if I don't have
anything nice to say,
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don't say anything at all.
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- I don't care
what your father says.
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If you see something,
say something.
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- I see you, Nana,
and I love you.
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- You should always be honest.
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If you don't like my outfit,
tell me.
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- I do like it.
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I think it looks perfect
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for a woman your age.
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- But I am not a woman my age.
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I am a woman much younger
than my age.
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- I thought you wanted me
to be honest.
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- I do.
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I'm fine.
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I can take it.
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Nana is a big girl.
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[sobs]
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{\an8}[dramatic music]
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- I'm George Lopez,
and this is "Dateline."
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Who knew that the discovery
of a murdered air fryer
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would bring investigators
all the way to my front door?
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- That was so good!
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Once the people
at "Dateline" see this,
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we're gonna to get so famous.
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I just hope they still have
a VHS player.
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- Oh, hello,
suspect number one.
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You're looking awful suspicious
in that suspicious new hat.
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- I'm wearing this because
I got a new hairstyle,
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and I hate it.
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- It can't be that bad.
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- Oh, my God,
it's Busted Timberlake!
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- I know, OK?
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I tried to fix it
with Mayan's straightener,
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but your air fryer
fried the circuit.
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- That sounds like a motive.
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- For what?
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And why is Oscar filming this?
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- Hey, man, I'll ask
the questions around here, OK?
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Like why did you kill
my air fryer?
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- I didn't do anything
to your air fryer, George.
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- Hey, denial ain't just
a river in Phoenix, brother.
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- Whatever, I'm leaving.
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- Hey,
you're not going anywhere...
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without this hat.
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Put it on.
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[speaking Spanish]
Put it back!
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The key to solving
a crime of passion
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is to surprise the suspect
when they least expect it.
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Rosie, open up! It's George!
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- Oh, no.
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This is another type of crime--
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a crime of fashion.
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- I decided to update my look.
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She's giving a little Billie.
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She's giving a little brat.
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- She's giving sour apples.
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She's giving Jolly Green Giant.
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- Quinten told me
you'd be coming over.
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I didn't touch your
stupid air fryer, yo.
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- Then why did you change
your appearance?
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Trying to avoid that
orange jumpsuit, Mendoza?
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- No.
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I just decided to stop
wearing the wardrobe
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of a middle-aged woman.
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And according to Chance,
that middle aged woman is me.
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[crying]
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- Easy to cry, easy to lie.
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You were jealous of
my air-fried cooking,
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but now it's time to face
the truth or consequences.
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'Cause it ain't just a city
in New Mexico, brat!
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- Get out.
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- Oh, me too, huh?
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- They say
the killer always returns
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to the scene of the crime.
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But would the psycho killer
be dumb enough to return to--
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ah, the killer!
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- Relax.
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It's just an LED mask
to clear up my skin
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before the family portrait.
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- Maybe something else was
getting under your skin, Mayan.
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Maybe something called guilt.
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Admit it.
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If you couldn't
have fried foods
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because of your breakouts,
then nobody could have them.
258
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Your behavior is eerie.
259
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,043
And that's not just a lake
near Cleveland, hunty.
260
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:03,349
- I didn't touch
your stupid air fryer.
261
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:07,052
- If that's the case, you'd be
able to tell me to my face.
262
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,922
Take off that mask.
263
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,192
[speaking Spanish]
Put it back on!
264
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,364
- With the clock ticking,
the trail leading
265
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,267
to the air fryer's killer
had gone cold.
266
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,037
- Hey!
267
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,872
Talking to the camera
is my thing.
268
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,875
Get your own fake
true crime show.
269
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,080
[upbeat saxophone music]
270
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,883
- This "Dateline" investigation
is taking too long.
271
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,386
"60 Minutes" does it in...
272
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,291
Whatever they do it in.
I don't know.
273
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:50,330
- We should call the FBI,
the NSA, and CVS.
274
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,167
I'm out of toothpicks.
275
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,436
- We need to draw
the killer out.
276
00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:01,173
- Whoever did this went after
what you love the most.
277
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,543
You should go after
what they love the most.
278
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,480
- But what do Mayan, Quinten,
and Rosie love the most?
279
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,223
- Why are you two
looking at me like that?
280
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,392
- Want to help us
set up a trap?
281
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,161
- Does it involve lying?
282
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,429
- What do you care?
283
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,297
You lie all the time,
you crazy little liar!
284
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,602
- But Nana told me
it's not OK to lie.
285
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:36,242
- It's OK to lie
if the lie reveals the truth.
286
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,577
- I'm so lost.
287
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,245
I don't know what I should do.
288
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,180
- Yeah?
289
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,382
You don't know what
you should do, huh?
290
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,584
How about if I give you
a dollar?
291
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,120
Watch out.
292
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:53,025
- I suddenly have moral clarity
on this issue.
293
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:57,996
♪ ♪
294
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,334
- I've gathered all the murder
suspects into one room.
295
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,406
Slimer.
296
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,042
Top Ramen.
297
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:14,114
And the Honey Baked Ham.
298
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,182
What happened to your face?
299
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,751
- I did a chemical peel
for my skin,
300
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:22,121
and it burned it off.
301
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,090
Now I just look
like tuna tartare.
302
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,627
- That's true.
303
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,430
You're probably wondering
why I called you all here.
304
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,732
- There's been
a break in the case.
305
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,134
- You know what, man?
306
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,301
You think you know
everything, huh?
307
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,403
No.
308
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,438
There's been a break
in the case.
309
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,308
The investigation has uncovered
that the person
310
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,377
who broke my air fryer is...
311
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,512
none of you!
312
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:50,182
- Dramatic sting!
313
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,117
- Great.
It was an accident.
314
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,318
Can we go?
315
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,320
My face feels like
an electric blanket.
316
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,355
Feel.
317
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,623
- Ow!
318
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,457
- We're not going anywhere
319
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,627
until the real culprit
is exposed.
320
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,729
And the real culprit is...
321
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,766
- Another dramatic sting!
322
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,401
- Chance!
323
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,602
- What?
324
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,073
Little old me?
325
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,610
- You can forget
the family portrait,
326
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,146
'cause you're getting
a mug shot, son.
327
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,681
- What?
328
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,383
I loved that air fryer.
329
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,354
She was the little sister
I always wanted.
330
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,091
- The oldest motive
in the book.
331
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,560
Sibling rivalry.
332
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,195
Cain and Abel,
333
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,732
Kim and Kourtney,
334
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,501
Elton and John.
335
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,670
Confess!
336
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,406
- I didn't do it, Grandpa.
337
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,241
- The evidence doesn't lie.
338
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,210
So now I'm gonna
destroy something
339
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,113
that you love the most.
340
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,483
- Not Churro!
341
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,618
- No, your Switch!
342
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,220
- No, Grandpa, please!
343
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,421
- Dad!
- George.
344
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,089
- Enough!
345
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,824
Leave Gordo alone.
346
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,495
I broke your stupid air fryer.
347
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,298
I stripped the power cord.
348
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,401
- Mom,
you don't have to do that.
349
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,702
I did it.
350
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,238
I unscrewed the doors.
351
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,573
- You guys did all that?
352
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,277
I just smashed it
on the ground.
353
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,883
- Wow, you all did it.
354
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,520
It's like that movie
"Murder on the Panda Express."
355
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,523
- You were right, Grandpa.
356
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,394
Once you blamed me,
they folded like a pop-up book.
357
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,664
- You tricked us?
358
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,299
- Fooled me too.
359
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,369
And I was there
when they planned it.
360
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:52,838
- Fine.
361
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,506
The air fryer was
really annoying,
362
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,875
so we took matters
into our own hands.
363
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,211
There's your big
"Dateline" reveal.
364
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,713
- No, the big
"Dateline" reveal is
365
00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:03,182
that you guys don't
care about me
366
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,616
or what's important to me.
367
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,721
So you can take that stupid
family photo by yourselves.
368
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,222
- Do you want me
to keep filming?
369
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,157
- Yes!
370
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:16,496
♪ ♪
371
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,334
[upbeat saxophone music]
372
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,836
- Still not answering
our calls.
373
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,772
How long do you think your
dad's gonna stay mad at us?
374
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,640
- Not too much longer.
375
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,677
"Dateline's" on
in three, two...
376
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,646
[dramatic music]
377
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:38,784
♪ ♪
378
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:39,752
- I'm not here for you.
379
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:40,820
I'm here for Keith.
380
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,756
Hey, I was watching that.
381
00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:47,393
- We're sorry we broke
your air fryer, George.
382
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,961
We ordered you a new one.
383
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,362
- I thought there wasn't
any space.
384
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,964
- We'll make space for it.
385
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,767
- Sure, until it gets annoying.
386
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,602
And then you'll be thinking
how much you hate
387
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,438
that 63-year-old air fryer.
388
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,440
- Just a shot in the dark.
389
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,842
Are you the air fryer
in this situation?
390
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,344
- I just feel like
you guys don't care
391
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,246
about any of my stuff.
392
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,414
- You're right.
393
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,882
We're sorry.
394
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:12,284
- We were just thinking
about what we needed,
395
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,419
not what you needed.
396
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,521
It was selfish.
397
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,557
- All right, well,
I guess if that handsome
398
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,759
Chicano grandfather
on that delightful sitcom
399
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,362
can forgive
his self-centered family,
400
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,799
I guess I can forgive you guys.
401
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,267
- I don't watch sitcoms.
402
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,869
I'm Gen Z.
403
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,376
- Well, thanks to you fools,
I missed a show.
404
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,446
I'll be watching it
tomorrow on Peacock.
405
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,284
- So are you going to be
in the family photo or not?
406
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,953
- Mm. No, I don't think so.
407
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,521
- You're still mad at us?
408
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,256
- No, I just don't want
to be in a picture
409
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,592
with a margarita from Chili's
410
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:58,297
or Vicki Lawrence
from "Mama's Family"
411
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,333
and a raw steak.
412
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,403
- You guys are gonna let him
talk about how you look?
413
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,338
When I did it, you were like,
414
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,308
"Only say nice things,
but sometimes lie.
415
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,878
But always be honest,
but not really."
416
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,848
- That doesn't make any sense.
417
00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:16,882
- Exactly!
418
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,018
- OK, hang on, Chance.
419
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,452
We changed how we looked
420
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,321
because of what you said
about us.
421
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,723
Words can be hurtful.
422
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,325
- Are you kidding me?
He doesn't know anything.
423
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,459
He's nine years old.
424
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,829
He can't even wipe
his butt properly.
425
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,833
- At least I could reach.
426
00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,569
- You see, that's funny.
427
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,373
I don't know who he's talking
about, but that's funny.
428
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,677
You guys need to get
thicker skin.
429
00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,946
Or in Mayan's case,
any skin at all.
430
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,882
- For the record,
I think you're all
431
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:51,785
beautiful inside and out.
432
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,653
- Why didn't you tell us that
yesterday?
433
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:58,323
- Because I recently
came into some money,
434
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,560
{\an8}and it's done wonders
for my attitude.
435
00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:08,401
{\an8}- Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to watch "Dateline."
436
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,439
{\an8}I always decide who the killer
is in the first 30 seconds.
437
00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:15,507
{\an8}Right there, guilty!
438
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,509
{\an8}Look at that, cold, dead eyes.
439
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,045
{\an8}A killer, stone cold criminal.
440
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,348
{\an8}The eyes follow you.
441
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,916
{\an8}That old Mexican lady did it.
442
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:24,917
{\an8}Wait a minute.
443
00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:26,985
{\an8}That's me.
444
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,888
{\an8}♪ ♪