1 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,171 [upbeat saxophone music] 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,207 - OK, George, we're all here. 3 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:09,675 What's so important? 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,210 - I want to introduce you 5 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:14,214 to the newest member of our family. 6 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,183 It's an air fryer! 7 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:21,153 - Fried air? 8 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,656 God bless America! 9 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:29,661 - You can cook anything in here--pizza, corn dogs. 10 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:32,165 you could cook a person in there if you had to. 11 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:37,169 - Under what circumstance would you have to? 12 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,203 - I don't know. They owe you money. 13 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,439 I don't know. 14 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,309 - We don't have room for another appliance, George. 15 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:45,678 - And you're taking up the whole island. 16 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,312 - Well, just get rid of some of this useless stuff, 17 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:50,182 like this plastic fruit. 18 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,618 - Hey, that was real fruit! 19 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,454 - Either way, I wasn't gonna eat it. 20 00:00:55,922 --> 00:01:00,492 - This air fried corn dog is the best thing I've ever had. 21 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:01,493 Good news, Nana. 22 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,129 You don't have to cook anymore. 23 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:05,164 - Not cook? 24 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:07,466 Then why am I even here? 25 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:11,638 - The George Lopez Air Fryer makes food good and Rosie gone! 26 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,276 What can't this thing do? 27 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,545 Notice the French doors? 28 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,781 And it has three modes-- 29 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,316 hot, hotter, 30 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:28,221 and oh, hell yeah! 31 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:34,193 - Oh, hell no! 32 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:37,162 [upbeat saxophone music] 33 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:44,304 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,779 - Who knew that the discovery in that box 35 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,782 would bring investigators all the way across the country? 36 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,818 [dramatic music] 37 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,320 - I love "Dateline," 38 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,555 {\an8}especially 'cause it's after my favorite show 39 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,759 {\an8}with that handsome Chicano grandpa. 40 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:08,660 {\an8}He's got his hair beautiful in the front 41 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:12,398 {\an8}and "Ay, Dios mío!" in the back. 42 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:16,202 {\an8}- These dino nuggets are delicious AF. 43 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,174 {\an8}"Air-fried"! 44 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,842 {\an8}- I like when the air fryer doesn't 45 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:25,811 {\an8}kill the power in the house. 46 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,413 {\an8}- You don't get it. 47 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:31,383 {\an8}That hot little box has given my life a new purpose. 48 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:35,287 {\an8}I finally want to be a better man 49 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,290 {\an8}for the air fryer. 50 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:40,592 {\an8}- I'm here. 51 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:41,593 {\an8}Good news. 52 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:44,496 {\an8}I won a free photo shoot at the church raffle, 53 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:47,866 {\an8}so we are going to take a family portrait. 54 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:51,537 {\an8}I would update my 20-year-old headshot, but why? 55 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,639 {\an8}I look the same. 56 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,575 {\an8}- Just make sure they get your best angle: 57 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,411 {\an8}leaving! 58 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:00,979 {\an8}- What's going on? 59 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,614 {\an8}- I just decided 60 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:05,017 {\an8}to leave your father out of the family photo. 61 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,452 {\an8}- Great. 62 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:08,854 {\an8}Then you can leave out me and my pimple. 63 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,890 {\an8}Meet Zitney Spears. 64 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,459 {\an8}- Oh, what pimple? 65 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,494 {\an8}- Yeah, that's barely noticeable. 66 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:18,565 {\an8}- I think you both need to get your eyes checked. 67 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:25,238 {\an8}It's like Mommy's head is growing another head. 68 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,341 {\an8}- Is it really that big? 69 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,244 {\an8}- Which one of them said that? 70 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,013 {\an8}- [gasps] Oh, my God! 71 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,348 {\an8}It's gotten bigger! 72 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:38,884 {\an8}Dad, it's because of all this oily, fried food. 73 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,354 {\an8}- Hey, Mayan, the George Lopez Air Fryer doesn't fry with oil. 74 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,425 {\an8}It fries with magic. 75 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:50,429 {\an8}[speaking Spanish] 76 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,498 {\an8}- Not when you're using it to reheat foods 77 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,334 {\an8}that have already been fried. 78 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:56,335 {\an8}- Who told you they've been fried? 79 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,771 {\an8}You don't know! 80 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,306 {\an8}- I got to go deal with this zit. 81 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:02,775 {\an8}- Oh. 82 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,044 {\an8}Don't touch it, and try not to stress. 83 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,645 {\an8}It might make it worse. 84 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:07,846 {\an8}- Worse? 85 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,782 {\an8}If it gets any bigger, it'll have to start 86 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,651 {\an8}going to school with me. 87 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,056 {\an8}- Gordo, you hurt Mommy's feelings 88 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,590 making fun of her pimple. 89 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,994 - I was just pointing out what we could all see. 90 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:25,030 Like from the moon! 91 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:27,366 - [laughs] 92 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,068 Yes, yes. 93 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,502 Yes, we can all see it, 94 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:31,870 but we pretend that we don't 95 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:33,105 because it's not polite 96 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,740 to comment on how someone looks. 97 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,775 - Even if they look bad? 98 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:40,379 Like, really bad? 99 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,381 - If you don't have anything nice to say, 100 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:43,816 you don't say anything at all. 101 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,085 - So I shouldn't say anything about Mom's zit? 102 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,386 - No. 103 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:48,620 - Or your hair? 104 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,823 - No. 105 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:54,426 [laughs] Wait, what? 106 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,363 What is wrong with my hair? 107 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,568 - Nothing. 108 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,872 It's very... consistent. 109 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,741 - Well, yes. 110 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:09,908 When you--when you find something that works, 111 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,577 you stick with it. 112 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,480 - Well, maybe one day you'll find something that works. 113 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:19,985 ♪ ♪ 114 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,420 - Thanks to that air fryer, 115 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:24,023 I haven't had any grease in 24 hours. 116 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,959 Last night, I was shaking and sweating all night. 117 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,993 I feel better today, though. 118 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,363 [gasps] 119 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,999 - Is that one of your arteries unclogging? 120 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,369 - The air fryer! 121 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,172 - How did it fall off the counter? 122 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,041 - This is no accident. 123 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:45,411 The power cord's been stripped. 124 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:47,880 Glove up. 125 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:52,986 Someone in this house has committed 350-degree murder! 126 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,655 - I don't know, George. 127 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:59,024 You really think someone would do this on purpose? 128 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,125 - Yes! 129 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,593 They hated that I finally had 130 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,662 something in this house that I truly loved. 131 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:04,930 - What about your daughter? 132 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:05,732 - Finally! 133 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,569 We have to investigate immediately. 134 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,938 If a murder isn't solved in the first 48 hours, 135 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:16,508 it becomes a cold case. 136 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,777 - And since the air fryer is broken, 137 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:23,482 we can't make this cold case all hot and crispy. 138 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,584 - Don't worry. 139 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:28,421 I'm gonna find out whoever did this to you. 140 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,560 [speaking Spanish] 141 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:39,999 [speaking Spanish] 142 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,700 Here, help me get up. 143 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:42,901 [groans] 144 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,871 [shouts in Spanish] 145 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:50,142 [upbeat saxophone music] 146 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,478 - I'm here. 147 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,080 Oy! 148 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,853 Why do you have more stars on your face than the Met Gala? 149 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,187 - I was stressed about my pimples, 150 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:03,722 which gave me more pimples, 151 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:04,790 which is making me really stressed 152 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,526 and giving me more pimples. 153 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,862 But these stickers were recommended 154 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,530 by a reputable medical source. 155 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:12,598 - TikTok? 156 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,134 - Yes, ma'am. 157 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,269 Now I just got to do something to reduce my stress. 158 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,171 - Right, so your face will clear up 159 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:22,107 for the family portrait. 160 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,609 - Oh, God! 161 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,778 I forgot about that. 162 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,549 - Gordo, I brought homemade sancocho 163 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,285 so you don't have to eat your grandpa's air-fried garbage 164 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,721 like a dumpster raccoon. 165 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,590 I'm gonna go heat it up. 166 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,593 - Nana, watch out! - [gasps] 167 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,600 [speaking Spanish] 168 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:49,935 - Are you upset 169 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,138 because you contaminated the crime scene? 170 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:02,147 - No, I'm upset because I ruined my outfit. 171 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,851 - Maybe it's for the best. 172 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,091 - What did you say? 173 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,260 - Daddy said if I don't have anything nice to say, 174 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,730 don't say anything at all. 175 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,098 - I don't care what your father says. 176 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:22,701 If you see something, say something. 177 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,939 - I see you, Nana, and I love you. 178 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,075 - You should always be honest. 179 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:33,012 If you don't like my outfit, tell me. 180 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,213 - I do like it. 181 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,681 I think it looks perfect 182 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,717 for a woman your age. 183 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,655 - But I am not a woman my age. 184 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:47,926 I am a woman much younger than my age. 185 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:50,929 - I thought you wanted me to be honest. 186 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,097 - I do. 187 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,232 I'm fine. 188 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,067 I can take it. 189 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,871 Nana is a big girl. 190 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,875 [sobs] 191 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:11,884 {\an8}[dramatic music] 192 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,021 - I'm George Lopez, and this is "Dateline." 193 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:20,325 Who knew that the discovery of a murdered air fryer 194 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:24,931 would bring investigators all the way to my front door? 195 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,667 - That was so good! 196 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,869 Once the people at "Dateline" see this, 197 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,872 we're gonna to get so famous. 198 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,777 I just hope they still have a VHS player. 199 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:47,653 - Oh, hello, suspect number one. 200 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:52,659 You're looking awful suspicious in that suspicious new hat. 201 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,028 - I'm wearing this because I got a new hairstyle, 202 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,230 and I hate it. 203 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,733 - It can't be that bad. 204 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,105 - Oh, my God, it's Busted Timberlake! 205 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,840 - I know, OK? 206 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,041 I tried to fix it with Mayan's straightener, 207 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:12,277 but your air fryer fried the circuit. 208 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,781 - That sounds like a motive. 209 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:16,715 - For what? 210 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,817 And why is Oscar filming this? 211 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:21,954 - Hey, man, I'll ask the questions around here, OK? 212 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,289 Like why did you kill my air fryer? 213 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,825 - I didn't do anything to your air fryer, George. 214 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:30,764 - Hey, denial ain't just a river in Phoenix, brother. 215 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,832 - Whatever, I'm leaving. 216 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,868 - Hey, you're not going anywhere... 217 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,704 without this hat. 218 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:40,839 Put it on. 219 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,909 [speaking Spanish] Put it back! 220 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,483 The key to solving a crime of passion 221 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,855 is to surprise the suspect when they least expect it. 222 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:00,160 Rosie, open up! It's George! 223 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,467 - Oh, no. 224 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,835 This is another type of crime-- 225 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,738 a crime of fashion. 226 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,941 - I decided to update my look. 227 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,510 She's giving a little Billie. 228 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,181 She's giving a little brat. 229 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,983 - She's giving sour apples. 230 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,886 She's giving Jolly Green Giant. 231 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,290 - Quinten told me you'd be coming over. 232 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:35,028 I didn't touch your stupid air fryer, yo. 233 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,965 - Then why did you change your appearance? 234 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,969 Trying to avoid that orange jumpsuit, Mendoza? 235 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,112 - No. 236 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:56,348 I just decided to stop wearing the wardrobe 237 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,150 of a middle-aged woman. 238 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,820 And according to Chance, that middle aged woman is me. 239 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:05,124 [crying] 240 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,894 - Easy to cry, easy to lie. 241 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,163 You were jealous of my air-fried cooking, 242 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,166 but now it's time to face the truth or consequences. 243 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,170 'Cause it ain't just a city in New Mexico, brat! 244 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,241 - Get out. 245 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,879 - Oh, me too, huh? 246 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,114 - They say the killer always returns 247 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,582 to the scene of the crime. 248 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,318 But would the psycho killer be dumb enough to return to-- 249 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,188 ah, the killer! 250 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,222 - Relax. 251 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,991 It's just an LED mask to clear up my skin 252 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,459 before the family portrait. 253 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,528 - Maybe something else was getting under your skin, Mayan. 254 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:46,165 Maybe something called guilt. 255 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:46,932 Admit it. 256 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,100 If you couldn't have fried foods 257 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,236 because of your breakouts, then nobody could have them. 258 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,340 Your behavior is eerie. 259 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,043 And that's not just a lake near Cleveland, hunty. 260 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:03,349 - I didn't touch your stupid air fryer. 261 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:07,052 - If that's the case, you'd be able to tell me to my face. 262 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,922 Take off that mask. 263 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,192 [speaking Spanish] Put it back on! 264 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,364 - With the clock ticking, the trail leading 265 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,267 to the air fryer's killer had gone cold. 266 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,037 - Hey! 267 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,872 Talking to the camera is my thing. 268 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,875 Get your own fake true crime show. 269 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,080 [upbeat saxophone music] 270 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,883 - This "Dateline" investigation is taking too long. 271 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,386 "60 Minutes" does it in... 272 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,291 Whatever they do it in. I don't know. 273 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:50,330 - We should call the FBI, the NSA, and CVS. 274 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,167 I'm out of toothpicks. 275 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,436 - We need to draw the killer out. 276 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:01,173 - Whoever did this went after what you love the most. 277 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,543 You should go after what they love the most. 278 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,480 - But what do Mayan, Quinten, and Rosie love the most? 279 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,223 - Why are you two looking at me like that? 280 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,392 - Want to help us set up a trap? 281 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,161 - Does it involve lying? 282 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,429 - What do you care? 283 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,297 You lie all the time, you crazy little liar! 284 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,602 - But Nana told me it's not OK to lie. 285 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:36,242 - It's OK to lie if the lie reveals the truth. 286 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,577 - I'm so lost. 287 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,245 I don't know what I should do. 288 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,180 - Yeah? 289 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,382 You don't know what you should do, huh? 290 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,584 How about if I give you a dollar? 291 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,120 Watch out. 292 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:53,025 - I suddenly have moral clarity on this issue. 293 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:57,996 ♪ ♪ 294 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,334 - I've gathered all the murder suspects into one room. 295 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,406 Slimer. 296 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,042 Top Ramen. 297 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:14,114 And the Honey Baked Ham. 298 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,182 What happened to your face? 299 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,751 - I did a chemical peel for my skin, 300 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:22,121 and it burned it off. 301 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,090 Now I just look like tuna tartare. 302 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,627 - That's true. 303 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,430 You're probably wondering why I called you all here. 304 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,732 - There's been a break in the case. 305 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,134 - You know what, man? 306 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,301 You think you know everything, huh? 307 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,403 No. 308 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,438 There's been a break in the case. 309 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,308 The investigation has uncovered that the person 310 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,377 who broke my air fryer is... 311 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,512 none of you! 312 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:50,182 - Dramatic sting! 313 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,117 - Great. It was an accident. 314 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,318 Can we go? 315 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,320 My face feels like an electric blanket. 316 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,355 Feel. 317 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,623 - Ow! 318 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,457 - We're not going anywhere 319 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,627 until the real culprit is exposed. 320 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,729 And the real culprit is... 321 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,766 - Another dramatic sting! 322 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,401 - Chance! 323 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,602 - What? 324 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,073 Little old me? 325 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,610 - You can forget the family portrait, 326 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,146 'cause you're getting a mug shot, son. 327 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,681 - What? 328 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,383 I loved that air fryer. 329 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,354 She was the little sister I always wanted. 330 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,091 - The oldest motive in the book. 331 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,560 Sibling rivalry. 332 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,195 Cain and Abel, 333 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,732 Kim and Kourtney, 334 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,501 Elton and John. 335 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,670 Confess! 336 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,406 - I didn't do it, Grandpa. 337 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:49,241 - The evidence doesn't lie. 338 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,210 So now I'm gonna destroy something 339 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,113 that you love the most. 340 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,483 - Not Churro! 341 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,618 - No, your Switch! 342 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,220 - No, Grandpa, please! 343 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,421 - Dad! - George. 344 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,089 - Enough! 345 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,824 Leave Gordo alone. 346 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,495 I broke your stupid air fryer. 347 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,298 I stripped the power cord. 348 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,401 - Mom, you don't have to do that. 349 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,702 I did it. 350 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,238 I unscrewed the doors. 351 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,573 - You guys did all that? 352 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,277 I just smashed it on the ground. 353 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,883 - Wow, you all did it. 354 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,520 It's like that movie "Murder on the Panda Express." 355 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,523 - You were right, Grandpa. 356 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,394 Once you blamed me, they folded like a pop-up book. 357 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,664 - You tricked us? 358 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,299 - Fooled me too. 359 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,369 And I was there when they planned it. 360 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:52,838 - Fine. 361 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,506 The air fryer was really annoying, 362 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,875 so we took matters into our own hands. 363 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,211 There's your big "Dateline" reveal. 364 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,713 - No, the big "Dateline" reveal is 365 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:03,182 that you guys don't care about me 366 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,616 or what's important to me. 367 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,721 So you can take that stupid family photo by yourselves. 368 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,222 - Do you want me to keep filming? 369 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,157 - Yes! 370 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:16,496 ♪ ♪ 371 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,334 [upbeat saxophone music] 372 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,836 - Still not answering our calls. 373 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,772 How long do you think your dad's gonna stay mad at us? 374 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,640 - Not too much longer. 375 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,677 "Dateline's" on in three, two... 376 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,646 [dramatic music] 377 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:38,784 ♪ ♪ 378 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:39,752 - I'm not here for you. 379 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:40,820 I'm here for Keith. 380 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,756 Hey, I was watching that. 381 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:47,393 - We're sorry we broke your air fryer, George. 382 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,961 We ordered you a new one. 383 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,362 - I thought there wasn't any space. 384 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,964 - We'll make space for it. 385 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,767 - Sure, until it gets annoying. 386 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,602 And then you'll be thinking how much you hate 387 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,438 that 63-year-old air fryer. 388 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,440 - Just a shot in the dark. 389 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,842 Are you the air fryer in this situation? 390 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,344 - I just feel like you guys don't care 391 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,246 about any of my stuff. 392 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,414 - You're right. 393 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,882 We're sorry. 394 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:12,284 - We were just thinking about what we needed, 395 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,419 not what you needed. 396 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,521 It was selfish. 397 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,557 - All right, well, I guess if that handsome 398 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,759 Chicano grandfather on that delightful sitcom 399 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,362 can forgive his self-centered family, 400 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,799 I guess I can forgive you guys. 401 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,267 - I don't watch sitcoms. 402 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,869 I'm Gen Z. 403 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,376 - Well, thanks to you fools, I missed a show. 404 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,446 I'll be watching it tomorrow on Peacock. 405 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,284 - So are you going to be in the family photo or not? 406 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,953 - Mm. No, I don't think so. 407 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,521 - You're still mad at us? 408 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,256 - No, I just don't want to be in a picture 409 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,592 with a margarita from Chili's 410 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:58,297 or Vicki Lawrence from "Mama's Family" 411 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,333 and a raw steak. 412 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,403 - You guys are gonna let him talk about how you look? 413 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,338 When I did it, you were like, 414 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,308 "Only say nice things, but sometimes lie. 415 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,878 But always be honest, but not really." 416 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,848 - That doesn't make any sense. 417 00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:16,882 - Exactly! 418 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,018 - OK, hang on, Chance. 419 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,452 We changed how we looked 420 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,321 because of what you said about us. 421 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,723 Words can be hurtful. 422 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,325 - Are you kidding me? He doesn't know anything. 423 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,459 He's nine years old. 424 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,829 He can't even wipe his butt properly. 425 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,833 - At least I could reach. 426 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,569 - You see, that's funny. 427 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,373 I don't know who he's talking about, but that's funny. 428 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,677 You guys need to get thicker skin. 429 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,946 Or in Mayan's case, any skin at all. 430 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,882 - For the record, I think you're all 431 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:51,785 beautiful inside and out. 432 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,653 - Why didn't you tell us that yesterday? 433 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:58,323 - Because I recently came into some money, 434 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,560 {\an8}and it's done wonders for my attitude. 435 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:08,401 {\an8}- Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to watch "Dateline." 436 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,439 {\an8}I always decide who the killer is in the first 30 seconds. 437 00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:15,507 {\an8}Right there, guilty! 438 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,509 {\an8}Look at that, cold, dead eyes. 439 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,045 {\an8}A killer, stone cold criminal. 440 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,348 {\an8}The eyes follow you. 441 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,916 {\an8}That old Mexican lady did it. 442 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:24,917 {\an8}Wait a minute. 443 00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:26,985 {\an8}That's me. 444 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,888 {\an8}♪ ♪