Dear brother Jacob, dear brother Wilhelm, come quick!
The dog is chasing the cat.
Fetch!
Cats and dogs do not get along.
Now then, come along.
What a sad story.
I wish everyone could be friends.
In fairy tales, dogs, cats, donkeys, and roosters all get along.
Truly?
Indeed.
They also join together to defeat the bad guys.
And then?
Naturally, they live happily ever after.
How wonderful it would be if that were true.
SHERIFF
Seems the Wade brothers are tearing up the town.
In Bremen, I take it?
Yep.
Those scoundrels are doing just as they please.
Never you mind. It keeps the money rolling in.
You swept it all under the rug?
The Ansleys in the west, the Butcher, the Garland clan in the south,
and the dirty deeds of other gangs...
Hefty bribes made it all disappear.
But I got proof of the bribery from the villains I caught.
Why would you of all people do such a thing?
My dear Dog.
The world is not always as black and white as you think.
You carelessly disturbed the peace that's barely holding on.
I hope you're happy.
Self-righteous justice ain't good for nothin'.
Leave your badge and gun and go.
I was the deputy sheriff the bad guys despised.
Mad Dog, they'd call me.
But it seems even my comrades were irked by my extreme sense of justice.
DOG
Hey, brawny babe.
Eat this!
DONKEY
- She's got an attitude! - I'm so sorry.
I'm the customer! I want my money's worth!
Get the hell out if you're not gonna work!
CAT
I don't know much about their past.
We didn't belong anywhere,
so we found ourselves roaming the land together.
If you can find somewhere you belong in this wide world,
that is a fortunate life indeed.
Hey.
We're gonna grab some grub. Don't slack off.
Yeah, eyes peeled.
Okay.
I'm hungry.
Isn't there somewhere we can rest, Dog?
Come on, Dog! Donkey?!
I'm exhausted!
Let's go a bit more.
Is this the right direction?!
It's always been a road to nowhere.
Cat can't walk much more.
Let's at least find somewhere to rest.
I'm hungry.
Why are you even following us, Cat?
I want to know more about Darling Donkey.
"Darling"?
Hey, are you really strong, Darling Donkey?
She can beat a man to death.
That is strong! I love strong people!
- You're so ripped! - That tickles.
Do we even know where we're going?
There might be something for us in a town called Bremen.
It's the largest town near here.
- I'm sick of this! My feet hurt! - Zip it.
I wonder if there's something over this hill.
Let's ask about Bremen in the next town.
Listen, you cows. This delicate damsel's in distress.
- Cow? I'm Donkey. - You take that back.
Enough! I'm sick of walking!
- Want a piggyback ride? - Darling Donkey totally gets it!
- I love you! - You are so annoying.
- You're just jealous. - That tickles.
Yay, a town!
I've got my second wind!
- Wanna walk? - Uh-uh.
You're so annoying.
First, I want a shower, then some new clothes.
- You look fine. - This isn't travel-friendly.
Hey.
Can I help you?
What's a kid doing way out here?
Never mind that. Did you want something?
Yeah.
You know a place where we can rest?
There is one, but...
But what?
- Who was that? - You?
Nope.
Sorry about that.
Are you going to Bremen?
Yes.
I see.
It's down the hill and across the bridge.
Yeah?
Is there a saloon?
There is, but... I'd steer clear if I were you.
Why?
Well?
The Wade brothers!
The Wade brothers are based out of the saloon.
They're behind repeated abductions, hold-ups, murders, and human trafficking.
It's their headquarters.
You should keep your distance.
But if you insist on going,
I'll have no choice but to report you.
I see.
Thank you kindly.
That gloomy look doesn't suit you.
Nasty varmints using a kid like that.
I know, right?
Uh-oh, the sheriff.
- It's that kid again. - What's going on?
KAWABATA-TEI
Roger! The sheriff is coming!
Yeah?
Much obliged for the report.
Yes, sir.
The Wade brothers, I presume?
What's it to you?
No more strutting around my town.
You're troubling the townsfolk.
Get the hell out, or--
- You bastard! - Drop the gun!
Are you all right?
What was that again, Fatty?
Ouch!
That hurts!
The Wade brothers don't take orders from you.
Where's the saloon?
Rotten luck for Kawabata-tei.
Once those Wade brothers zero in on something...
I smell trouble brewing.
Hurry up and get me to the doctor!
Are you all right?
I'm bleeding!
Huh?
Who the hell are they?
They are...
Nice and quiet here.
Right...
I'll have that.
I'm hungry!
Barkeep, what do you recommend?
Howdy, little lady.
What business you got with the Wade brothers?
No business.
- Huh? - Just wanna eat.
Barkeep, we need to eat. What do you got?
Sorry, nothing worth eating.
That will do.
That's the last of it.
Our bad! Seems we ate everything in sight.
Dan, let these fine people have some of ours.
Sure.
Bon appétit.
That wasn't very nice.
You three should leave before things get worse.
The cleanup is always such a bother.
I thought I'd be getting some rest.
Sorry our little gathering spoiled your plans.
But we wouldn't object to the company of a fine woman.
That's right.
Listen.
Have a drink with me.
- Oh my. - Let's have some fun.
I wonder if you could please me?
Oh yeah, Daddy likes.
Hands off.
I said, hands off.
A big woman with an attitude to match.
Listen, lady!
Don't get too cocky, or you're gonna get hurt.
Don't tell me you don't know who we are?
No idea.
The Wade brothers!
Remember that!
Sure, I'll remember.
Sorry. I would've kept you company if you were stronger than Darling Donkey.
But I prefer strong folks.
- Sorry for the trouble. - Tim!
Seems we came to the wrong place. This is for your trouble.
Thanks.
Let's go.
Hold it right there! Who the hell are you?!
Mad Dog.
That's what I'm called among scum like you, or so it seems.
Now I get it.
You're that militant deputy who appears out of nowhere,
wiping out entire gangs on their own turf, taking each member dead or alive,
aka Mad Dog.
I heard the rumor you were a woman, but...
A rumor's just a rumor.
I just go where I'm sent.
Anyway, you got guts,
marching into the Wade brothers' turf with such small numbers.
Don't be silly. You're overestimating us.
We're only the advance party, here to scout out the place.
Any time now, an elite backup team will come rushing in.
Forty lawmen, all of 'em scarier than me.
You know what they say, "Evil deeds do not prosper."
Did you think you could keep sowing chaos forever?
But if you leave now
and swear you won't step foot in here again,
I just might let you go.
You're the one who's leaving
to the afterlife!
Roger.
Did you see what happened?
No.
I'll take you all on myself if you'd like.
Tim, let's go.
Don't you get it?
We'll soon be outnumbered if we keep messing with this bitch.
Besides, Roger's dead.
Right. Got it.
We're outta here, boys!
Apologies for the ruckus.
I'm sorry, but this is the best I can do.
Put it toward repairing the joint.
Much obliged for driving them off.
But we don't want any more trouble.
Sorry, but we'd like you to leave.
Here. Wipe his blood off.
Thanks.
Your parents won't pay the ransom.
Seems they don't want you back.
We'll give you a job.
I wanna go home.
Your shitty parents abandoned you.
Probably decided you were worthless.
People won't hesitate to discard you if you don't suit their needs.
But we can give you a job and feed you.
Our big brother said it was okay.
Don't make us look bad.
A little brat with nowhere to go.
You let those outlaws take advantage of you.
I'd have beaten you to death right here if you didn't work for the Wade brothers.
Get up already!
I'm sorry.
- It's usually the left hand. - No, the right.
- You're filthy! - Leave me alone.
Hey, Lookout.
Getting used to those?
They look good on you.
Where are you going?
Where?
Sean!
Shitass. I told you to knock first.
This better be important.
Well?
- If you interrupted me for nothing-- - Roger...
Roger was killed!
Why don't you grow up already?
Sure, it was a wretched place, but it was the only place I had.
A child can't survive alone in this world.
You remind me of myself.
Listen.
You wanna bet on me?
Bet on you?
About what?
Making a place to belong.
A place for all of us.
Mad Dog, huh?
I get that you don't believe us, but she was the real deal.
She had sick knife skills.
- Right, Dan? - Leave me out of this, shitass.
Still, I suppose she is the real deal.
Then that elite backup team was a bluff.
And you morons ate it up.
How can you know that?
I don't care about the details.
All who defy the Wade brothers get slaughtered.
Ain't that right?
We tried making an honest living, but now the place is a wreck.
That's 'cause you're a coward.
You bootlick anyone stronger than you.
Goddammit.
You again. What do you want now?
We appreciate you chasing those guys off.
But we don't want any more trouble.
You guys have had it rough.
But there's a bigger storm brewing.
Huh?
They'll be back.
And they'll kill everyone.
What are you talking about?
What about the 40 lawmen?
Sorry, but I got stripped of my badge. Ain't a deputy no more.
That whole backup thing was a ruse to buy time.
I'm afraid that's all the money I got right now.
It's an advance.
KAWABATA-TEI
Listen... I don't know anything.
Pops!
Where'd those three freaks go?
Heck if I know. They left right after you did.
Oil?
Up there!
Bitch!
Upstairs! After her!
Get back here!
Had enough yet?
Leave now, and I might cut you some slack.
So it's three on three now?
Bring it!
Actually, we got four.
Ain't that right,
Lookout?
Sorry, but knives are my specialty too.
Hey there, Lookout.
You...
Kill her with that.
Do that, and I'll let this slide.
Either way, we finish her off right here, right now.
Defending them ain't gonna give you somewhere you belong.
I lost some men.
Finish her off, and I won't give you shitty jobs like lookout no more.
You'll be like family.
Remember this well.
For outcasts like us, this is the only way to survive.
Is that your answer?
I mean it!
I'll create a place where I belong!
Don't!
Don't you shoot!
Do it.
Gladly.
You placed a bet on me, remember?
So I'll be the one to finish this.
Plus, you mustn't be consumed by hate.
What's happening?
Yikes. This can't be good.
Cat! Keep her safe for me!
Coming!
- Donkey! - On it.
Get up.
Come with me.
Dog, hurry up!
Be right there!
Let's finish this.
Let's see how a former deputy handles a gun.
Draw, Mad Dog.
Should've finished me off when you had the chance!
Sorry.
I'm not a fan of guns.
The Wade brothers were wiped out?
Yeah, I heard four women did 'em in.
KAWABATA-TEI
Our special chili con carne.
That looks good!
So this is your specialty?
Don't you leave any.
Double the price if you do.
Welcome! What's your poison?
They never did leave, did they?
It's supposed to be my bar.
- Dog, take the order at this table. - You got it.
Here you go, Cat.
I don't know much about their past.
We didn't belong anywhere,
so we found ourselves roaming the land together.
We'll drink it all!
My bad. I'm still learning.
- Hey, miss! - Be right there.
Rooster, cover that table for me.
You got it!
KAWABATA-TEI
If you can find somewhere you belong in this wide world,
that is a fortunate life indeed.
Subtitle translation by: Jason Franzman