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(theme song plays)
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CHORUS: ♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff-Kiff-Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff-Kiff-Kiff-Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! ♪
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(giggle)
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{\an8}DILTON WIBBON: Brought to you
by Wibbon's Ribbons.
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{\an8}Looking for ribbons? Think Wibbon's!
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{\an8}First person to climb Mount Table?
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{\an8}Lady Jane Harness!
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{\an8}First person to fly planes at Bench Beach?
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The Left Brothers!
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First to swim the Agyeman Channel?
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Erica Von Ant!
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(chuckles) That's right, Kiff.
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- (bell rings)
- How d'you remember the names
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of all those people who did
all those first things?
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Sweet, beautiful Barry,
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those "people" are my future peers.
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I'll be joining them soon, 'cause...
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(grunts)
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♪ I got a thirst to be the first ♪
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♪ To be the first is not the worst ♪
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♪ It's the best! ♪
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♪ No one remembers
The second person to climb ♪
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♪ The highest peak, no ♪
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♪ I got a thirst to be the first ♪
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♪ You're not forgotten
When you're the first ♪
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♪ Oh, that's right
I just rhymed first with first ♪
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♪ I'm the first to do that! ♪
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♪ I'm gonna be the first ♪
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♪ To keep my eyes open when I... ♪
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- Ah... choo!
- ♪ Open when I sneeze ♪
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♪ I'm gonna be the first to do that ♪
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♪ Simultaneously while I am
The first to cure disease! ♪
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♪ You're gonna see! ♪
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♪ Big stuff is meant ♪
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♪ Big stuff is meant for me! ♪
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♪ I got big things!
Big is my destiny ♪
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♪ I got a thirst! ♪
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♪ I got a thirst to be the first... ♪
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...person to drink from
the brand new water fountain
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that's being installed.
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{\an8}(sad music playing)
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We're gonna miss ya, Drippy.
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Yep, there's nothing more important
than having your name
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in the annals of Table Town
history one day.
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And by "one day," I mean "tomorrow".
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Principal Secretary!
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Ready for the rehearsal?
Ready, ready, ready?
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Oh, uh, hi Kiff, yes, um, listen.
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Is this all really necessary?
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You're just cutting a ribbon
and taking a sip.
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Do we need a rehearsal?
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(laughs) You crack me up, PS.
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Obviously we're gonna need to rehearse.
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I think we can all agree
that this is a huge deal.
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(slurps)
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(Kiff) Ahh!
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Wow. Riveting stuff.
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I'll see you tomorrow
for the real thing, Kiff.
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Wanna take one last sip?
For old time's sake?
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You go ahead.
I'm savin' my sip for tomorrow.
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- (alarm rings)
- (sighs)
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Today's the day. Let's do this.
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Huh, that's weird.
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Come on, Taily, quit slacking!
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We're awake now!
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Ah, well, uh, let's go make history!
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(strains)
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(grunts) Come on!
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Glass of OJ, Kiffster?
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No juice today, Dad!
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I'm saving myself for a special sip.
(chuckles)
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(loud thud)
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Kiff, are you feeling all right?
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Your tail's not looking so good.
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Droop Tail is no joke!
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I think you'd better stay home
from school today.
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(dramatic music playing)
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Mom, be reasonable!
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Taily and I never felt better,
right, Taily?
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Ah, yeah, Don't do this, Beryl!
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Not today! (sobs)
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Oh, I will do this today, Taily!
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- (thud)
- I gotta get to work.
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Martin, babe, make sure Kiff
gets plenty of rest
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and stays home.
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There. Now, if she tries to leave,
remember;
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{\an8}"Kiff is tricking you."
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You got it, hun.
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Cheer up, Kiff! You get the day off!
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(whimsical music playing)
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There is no way I'm missing the first sip.
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The key to looking healthy
enough to go to school?
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Rosy cheeks.
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(grunts)
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And... lively fur.
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(hairdryer continues in distance)
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"Acorn Coma"? Holy cow...
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Buckets of Popcorn? Holy cow!
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(yawns) Hoo boy,
when you're right, you're right.
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That little bit o' rest cured me right up!
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Kiffy, I'm so relieved
to hear you say that!
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Uh-- You look, um...
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Healthy.
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A little too healthy...
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Which is great!
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{\an8}Nice try, buddy. Back to bed!
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(line ringing)
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(phone rings)
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Where are you? I'm freaking out!
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Barry! Listen to me.
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I am a prisoner of some
new-age parenting fad
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called "staying home
from school and resting
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when you don't feel well."
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You gotta help me sneak past my dad!
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- Okay, okay, uh...
- (Miss Deer Teacher) Buns?
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Yes, um, present!
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Chatterley?
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Chatterley...?
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(Kiff) Quick, put me on speaker!
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Present!
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- Fox?
- (Candle Fox) Here.
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(whispering) It worked!
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That bought us some time.
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Now listen carefully...
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- (phone rings)
- Y'ello?
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(Barry) Hello. I'm, um,
Kiff's regular doctor.
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Dr. Lyon, my mane man!
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It's my medical opinion
that Kiff Chatterley
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is in perfect health and should
be rushed to school post-haste.
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Oh, my! Sure! (chuckles) What a relief.
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Things are probably crazy
over there at the hospital, huh?
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"Hospital"? I'm not at the hospital.
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Oh, of course, you obviously
have a private practice.
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A what? What are you implying?
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(chuckles) Look at me, talking the ear off
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of an honest, professional adult doctor.
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Ah, I can't take it,
you're cracking me like an egg!
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I'm not a doctor, I'm just a Barry.
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I didn't mean to trick you, Mr. Martin.
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Trick me?
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Ah, nuts!
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(Barry) I'm sorry, Kiff!
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Bed!
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(twittering)
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(laughing)
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(lips smacking) Sure could use
that first sip right now.
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It's almost time!
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(all) The first sip!
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(tense music playing)
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(music continues to play)
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Well, that's it.
History will forget all about me,
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so long as that fridge
keeps tattling and ruining
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my brilliant schemes.
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(gasps) Wait.
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That's it! I don't need to outsmart Dad,
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I need to outsmart the fridge!
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If it isn't the Kiffster!
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Up to another trick, no doubt.
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Come on, let's hear it!
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Dad! I really got ya! (laughs)
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This whole time I never
even had Droop Tail!
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(laughs) I've just been cast in a play...
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about a character with Droop Tail.
(laughs)
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I'm a method actor.
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Can I... see some?
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{\an8}Why, Father?
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{\an8}Why didn't you want me climb
Mount Table that day?
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You would crush my ambition
simply because I had a little
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Droop Tail due to the altitude?
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Don't do it, character's Father.
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A cruel gust of wind bloweth!
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(gasps)
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(dramatic groan)
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And... scene.
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That was amazing! Couple notes--
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Whoa, look at the time!
This has been so helpful
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but I really oughta get to school now.
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Hold it right there.
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You know I gotta run this past the fridge.
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Okay, let's see...
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{\an8}"Kiff is King Yo".
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(laughs) You're my little king.
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And I love "yo."
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I love yo too, Dad!
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Gotta dash!
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(grunts)
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(pants) He bought it.
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And now to race to school
to make it just in time!
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(cheering)
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(chanting) First sip. First sip!
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Master of ceremonies, reporting for duty!
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(triumphant music playing)
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(sighs) Let's make some history.
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(dreamy music playing)
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(music continue to play)
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(music ends abruptly)
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Kiff?
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...Fountain?
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Okay. Maybe I'm not entirely up
to going to school today.
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Hang on...
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♪ I got a thirst to be the first ♪
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I'm savin' my sip for tomorrow!
No juice today, Dad!
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Sure could use that first sip right now...
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Thirst... thirst... Thirst!
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What are you realizing down there, Kiff?
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I don't have Droop Tail! I'm just thirsty!
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(sighs)
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Can't argue with Taily.
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All right, kiddo, get to school!
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Good luck on that play!
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Ah, I missed it.
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(Barry) Or did you?
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What? Whoa!
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Barry! What?
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Oh, well...
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This is the first time
this has ever happened.
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You're the best.
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(chuckles)
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Thanks, Bar! I know how hard
it must have been for you
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to not finish that sandwich.
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(Barry, mouth full) It was!