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{\an8}(Terri) Brought to you
by Dooley's Feather Barn.
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{\an8}If it's stinky, it's a Dooley's!
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{\an8}4:59... Five o'clock! It's time.
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{\an8}Sup, Kiff.
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{\an8}Barry! Your little friend is here!
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(both) Sleepover night!
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Gross.
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I can't believe it's happening!
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You're finally here!
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Oh, she's been here for 45 minutes!
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We saw you pacing out front.
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{\an8}I couldn't wait. Are you kidding me?
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{\an8}My first sleepover at the Buns house.
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All my life,
I've dreamt of having siblings.
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It's gonna be the best night of my life.
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Of all of our lives.
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Kiff, as a token of your
honorary Buns family status,
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we have a little present for you.
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(gasps)
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Buns family sweater?
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I am never taking it off. I'll swim in it.
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It'll be my wedding dress.
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Oop. Rookie mistake.
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{\an8}Hold on. What's with all the names?
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Oh, those are all the previous owners.
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First the sweater went to Harry,
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then Terri.
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I finally out-grew it last week
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and my mom said
we could pass it down to you!
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It's a hand-me-down.
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Hand me... don?
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This is fascinating.
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Yeah, anything can be handed down.
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Sneakers, mattresses...
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Toys, eyeliner...
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Cellphones, bath water...
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I am reeling. Hand-me-downs.
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I am just so excited to--
Wait, did you just say bath water?
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(whispering)
I think you'd better follow me...
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Barry! Finish these potatoes!
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Bar, what's going on?
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Okay. Imagine this potato that looks like
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it's wearing little headphones is Harry.
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Oldest goes first.
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Then you have Terri, this
entrepreneurial looking spud,
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this handsome-but-doesn't-know-it
potato is me on the third step.
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You're a little younger,
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so this spunky Kiff tater
goes on step four.
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And this cutie baby potato is Kristophe,
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at the very bottom.
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Now imagine this cup is the tub.
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First Bath...
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Second Bath...
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Third Bath... And then...
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And then my potato
just plops right in there
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after all the others? To get... clean?
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Uh, how do you bath time at your house?
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(jive music playing)
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Oh, you know, tub, water, towel.
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Look, Barry, I am a Buns now
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and this is how we Buns do baths.
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So I'll just take... the Fourth... Bath.
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(dramatic music)
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{\an8}(loud rock music plays)
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Hey, brother. Sick beats! (chuckles)
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Say, how's about you and me do switchies
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on the ol' tub-time tonight...
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Har? You-- you need a minute
to think about it, or--?
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(pants) Okay, let's go back
to the potatoes.
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Kiff, if you really wanna do switchies,
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you're gotta switch one step at a time.
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I think I get it. So then, Barry...
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- would you like to switch with--
- Ah-ah-ah!
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if we're gonna make a deal,
we gotta do this right.
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(Barry whispers indistinctly)
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Before we begin,
would you like some water?
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So...
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You have a proposal for me.
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(slurps)
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(slurps)
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Yeah. Like I was saying before,
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- I wanna switch bath times--
- Okay!
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Wow, that really seemed like
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it was setting up to be a whole thing.
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But, thanks, Bar!
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What was that? Oh, shoot, hold on.
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Mm-hmm, right, I see that now. Yeah.
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(sighs) They're telling me
that I caved too early.
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and that I stink
at this high-stakes stuff.
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No! Barry, you're nailing this.
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What do you want?
What if I open this window for ya,
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get a nice little breeze goin?
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Yes!
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That's how you close a deal, baby!
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Thanks, Bar.
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Good luck, Kiff! I love you!
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(dramatic music)
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Got the Third Bath. I'm on my way.
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(grunts)
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Oh. Hey, Kristophe.
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I'll play with you and Farley later, okay?
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(whimpers)
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I don't have time to deal
with a fifth-bather right now.
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Hey, girlie! Get in here!
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I could potentially switch with you...
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if you'd be down to help me film
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a teensy little video
for my channel first.
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Yeah, sure, Terri.
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Well, what kind of vide--
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Hey, fans, it's your gurl,
Terri "Two Bowls",
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back with another banger.
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Today I have an awesome helper,
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my brother's friend, Kiff Chatterley,
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or shall we call her "Split Creamerley"?
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(laughs)
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Kiff, tell the viewers
what's in the bowls today.
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Uh, I think it's ice cream?
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Who is this video for?
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Oh! Did everybody hear that?
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Kiff just said "Who is this video for?"
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Y'all know what that means!
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♪ Apple core, apple core
Apple core! ♪
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♪ Apple Core!
Sit on the floor! ♪
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♪ Tell me who this video's for! ♪
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Okay, viewers, say when!
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How can they say when?
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Thanks again to Dooley's Feather Barn
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for these amazing stinky feathers!
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Guys, check them out
and use offer code "territwobowls"!
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Drop the bowls and the deal's off!
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- (groans)
- (dramatic music)
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That was painful... but worth it.
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Harry-- I have the Second Bath.
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I want to talk. Please!
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Come on, just switch with me.
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I'll roadie your DJ stuff for a month.
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I'll do your algebra homework for a year.
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I know what algebras are.
They're... high school cooties.
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No deal, Kiff.
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You've come far,
but the switchies end here.
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I'm filled with too much teen angst
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to care about anything anymore.
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Wow. I've never stared so deeply
into the teenage abyss before.
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Once upon a time I did care,
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about one special thing in particular.
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But now that thing is gone.
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Whoa-- is that Farley?
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Is he a hand-me-don?
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Be gone now, leave me
to my horrible teen thoughts!
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Only six minutes left until bath time.
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(groans) But I'm so close
to the First Bath!
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Which leaves me no choice...
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Hey...
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(playful music playing)
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Ahem, I'll just cut to the chase.
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I'm trying to do switchies
for the First Bath slot,
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and to do it... I need, uh, Farley.
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(dramatic music)
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I see.
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- How about I just borrow him...
- (snarls)
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Okay. Okay. Gotta improvise here.
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(snarling continues)
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Hey! Hey, you like candy? Huh? Want this?
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Huh. Okay, you just want the wrapper.
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You're an interesting guy, Kristophe.
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Well, I'm just gonna place
this awesome wrapper here...
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And then... Yoink!
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(laughs)
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Like giving candy to a baby.
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{\an8}(dramatic music)
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(Kiff) Hey, Harry.
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(dreamy music playing)
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First Bath!
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(playful music playing)
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(dramatic music)
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Well, well.
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Look who got the First Bath after all.
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(jive music playing)
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(strong wind whistling)
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(dramatic music)
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(growls)
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(gasps)
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(screams)
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Barry!
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I can't work with the wind in my face!
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Hey! My gentle breeze!
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(dramatic music)
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(all screaming)
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(muffled screaming)
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(gasps) Barry, are those
dinner potatoes on the floor?
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(all yelling)
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(muffled yelling)
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(all yelling)
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(clears throat)
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Kiff, honey, why do you look dry?
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We're losing water heat here,
go take your bath!
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No, I-- I don't deserve to be
an honorary Buns.
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I did whatever it took
to get to the First Bath,
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and I destroyed your beautiful family
in the process.
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I'll just hand this don
and catch a zipline home.
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Goodbye forever, my sweet Bunses.
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Kiff, what are you talking about, babe?
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Yeah, geez, Kiff.
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I'm the moody one.
There's a hierarchy here.
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Please don't leave!
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Wait-- I don't get it.
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Aren't you all at each other's throats?
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Well, yeah... we're siblings. Doy!
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This is honestly
a pretty tame night for us.
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And you can all forgive me
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for sowing the seeds of sibling rivalry
for my own benefit?
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We've all been there.
Now you're really part of the family.
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(giggles)
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(dramatic music)
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Ready for the Fifth Bath?
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Ready, bro.
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(chanting) Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Who's my clean boy! Ooh!
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(suspense music playing)
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(groans)
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(squeals)
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(humming)
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Bubbles!
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(vocalizing continues)
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(closing theme plays)