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4:59... Five o'clock! It's time.
Sup, Kiff.
Barry! Your little friend is here!
(both) Sleepover night!
Gross.
I can't believe it's happening!
You're finally here!
Oh, she's been here for 45 minutes!
We saw you pacing out front.
I couldn't wait. Are you kidding me?
My first sleepover at the Buns house.
All my life, I've dreamt of having siblings.
It's gonna be the best night of my life.
Of all of our lives.
Kiff, as a token of your honorary Buns family status,
we have a little present for you.
(gasps)
Buns family sweater?
I am never taking it off. I'll swim in it.
It'll be my wedding dress.
Oop. Rookie mistake.
Hold on. What's with all the names?
Oh, those are all the previous owners.
First the sweater went to Harry,
then Terri.
I finally out-grew it last week
and my mom said we could pass it down to you!
It's a hand-me-down.
Hand me... don?
This is fascinating.
Yeah, anything can be handed down.
Sneakers, mattresses...
Toys, eyeliner...
Cellphones, bath water...
I am reeling. Hand-me-downs.
I am just so excited to-- Wait, did you just say bath water?
(whispering) I think you'd better follow me...
Barry! Finish these potatoes!
Bar, what's going on?
Okay. Imagine this potato that looks like
it's wearing little headphones is Harry.
Oldest goes first.
Then you have Terri, this entrepreneurial looking spud,
this handsome-but-doesn't-know-it potato is me on the third step.
You're a little younger,
so this spunky Kiff tater goes on step four.
And this cutie baby potato is Kristophe,
at the very bottom.
Now imagine this cup is the tub.
First Bath...
Second Bath...
Third Bath... And then...
And then my potato just plops right in there
after all the others? To get... clean?
Uh, how do you bath time at your house?
(jive music playing)
Oh, you know, tub, water, towel.
Look, Barry, I am a Buns now
and this is how we Buns do baths.
So I'll just take... the Fourth... Bath.
(dramatic music)
(loud rock music plays)
Hey, brother. Sick beats! (chuckles)
Say, how's about you and me do switchies
on the ol' tub-time tonight...
Har? You-- you need a minute to think about it, or--?
(pants) Okay, let's go back to the potatoes.
Kiff, if you really wanna do switchies,
you're gotta switch one step at a time.
I think I get it. So then, Barry...
- would you like to switch with-- - Ah-ah-ah!
if we're gonna make a deal, we gotta do this right.
(Barry whispers indistinctly)
Before we begin, would you like some water?
So...
You have a proposal for me.
(slurps)
Yeah. Like I was saying before,
- I wanna switch bath times-- - Okay!
Wow, that really seemed like
it was setting up to be a whole thing.
But, thanks, Bar!
What was that? Oh, shoot, hold on.
Mm-hmm, right, I see that now. Yeah.
(sighs) They're telling me that I caved too early.
and that I stink at this high-stakes stuff.
No! Barry, you're nailing this.
What do you want? What if I open this window for ya,
get a nice little breeze goin?
Yes!
That's how you close a deal, baby!
Thanks, Bar.
Good luck, Kiff! I love you!
(dramatic music)
Got the Third Bath. I'm on my way.
(grunts)
Oh. Hey, Kristophe.
I'll play with you and Farley later, okay?
(whimpers)
I don't have time to deal with a fifth-bather right now.
Hey, girlie! Get in here!
I could potentially switch with you...
if you'd be down to help me film
a teensy little video for my channel first.
Yeah, sure, Terri.
Well, what kind of vide--
Hey, fans, it's your gurl, Terri "Two Bowls",
back with another banger.
Today I have an awesome helper,
my brother's friend, Kiff Chatterley,
or shall we call her "Split Creamerley"?
(laughs)
Kiff, tell the viewers what's in the bowls today.
Uh, I think it's ice cream?
Who is this video for?
Oh! Did everybody hear that?
Kiff just said "Who is this video for?"
Y'all know what that means!
♪ Apple core, apple core Apple core! ♪
♪ Apple Core! Sit on the floor! ♪
♪ Tell me who this video's for! ♪
Okay, viewers, say when!
How can they say when?
Thanks again to Dooley's Feather Barn
for these amazing stinky feathers!
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Drop the bowls and the deal's off!
- (groans) - (dramatic music)
That was painful... but worth it.
Harry-- I have the Second Bath.
I want to talk. Please!
Come on, just switch with me.
I'll roadie your DJ stuff for a month.
I'll do your algebra homework for a year.
I know what algebras are. They're... high school cooties.
No deal, Kiff.
You've come far, but the switchies end here.
I'm filled with too much teen angst
to care about anything anymore.
Wow. I've never stared so deeply into the teenage abyss before.
Once upon a time I did care,
about one special thing in particular.
But now that thing is gone.
Whoa-- is that Farley?
Is he a hand-me-don?
Be gone now, leave me to my horrible teen thoughts!
Only six minutes left until bath time.
(groans) But I'm so close to the First Bath!
Which leaves me no choice...
Hey...
(playful music playing)
Ahem, I'll just cut to the chase.
I'm trying to do switchies for the First Bath slot,
and to do it... I need, uh, Farley.
(dramatic music)
I see.
- How about I just borrow him... - (snarls)
Okay. Okay. Gotta improvise here.
(snarling continues)
Hey! Hey, you like candy? Huh? Want this?
Huh. Okay, you just want the wrapper.
You're an interesting guy, Kristophe.
Well, I'm just gonna place this awesome wrapper here...
And then... Yoink!
(laughs)
Like giving candy to a baby.
(dramatic music)
(Kiff) Hey, Harry.
(dreamy music playing)
First Bath!
(playful music playing)
(dramatic music)
Well, well.
Look who got the First Bath after all.
(jive music playing)
(strong wind whistling)
(dramatic music)
(growls)
(gasps)
(screams)
Barry!
I can't work with the wind in my face!
Hey! My gentle breeze!
(dramatic music)
(all screaming)
(muffled screaming)
(gasps) Barry, are those dinner potatoes on the floor?
(all yelling)
(muffled yelling)
(all yelling)
(clears throat)
Kiff, honey, why do you look dry?
We're losing water heat here, go take your bath!
No, I-- I don't deserve to be an honorary Buns.
I did whatever it took to get to the First Bath,
and I destroyed your beautiful family in the process.
I'll just hand this don and catch a zipline home.
Goodbye forever, my sweet Bunses.
Kiff, what are you talking about, babe?
Yeah, geez, Kiff.
I'm the moody one. There's a hierarchy here.
Please don't leave!
Wait-- I don't get it.
Aren't you all at each other's throats?
Well, yeah... we're siblings. Doy!
This is honestly a pretty tame night for us.
And you can all forgive me
for sowing the seeds of sibling rivalry for my own benefit?
We've all been there. Now you're really part of the family.
(giggles)
(dramatic music)
Ready for the Fifth Bath?
Ready, bro.
(chanting) Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Who's my clean boy! Ooh!
(suspense music playing)
(groans)
(squeals)
(humming)
Bubbles!
(vocalizing continues)
(closing theme plays)