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{\an8}(第四個洗澡,杜利)

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{\an8}由杜利羽毛穀倉贊助,會臭就是杜利

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{\an8}4點59分,5點,時間到

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{\an8}什麼事,琪芙?

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{\an8}貝瑞,你的小朋友來了

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-過夜之夜
-過夜之夜

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好噁

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真不敢相信發生了,妳終於到了

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她45分鐘前就到了
我們看到妳在門口踱步

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{\an8}我等不及了,開什麼玩笑?

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{\an8}我第一次到邦斯家過夜

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我從小就夢想有兄弟姊妹

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這會是我最棒的夜晚,你們都是

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琪芙,你是榮譽的邦斯家人

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我們有個小禮物要送妳

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邦斯家的毛衣?

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我永遠不會脫下來

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連游泳也穿著,這會是我的婚紗

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菜鳥犯的錯誤
等等,怎麼有這些名字?

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{\an8}(哈利,泰莉,貝瑞,琪芙)

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那是之前穿過的人

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毛衣先給哈利,然後泰莉

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上星期我終於穿不下

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我媽說我們可以傳下去給妳

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這是舊衣服

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舊衣服?

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真是太棒了

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對,什麼東西都可以傳下去

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球鞋,床墊

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玩具,眼線筆

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手機,洗澡水

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那麼多傳下來的東西
讓我興奮到頭暈

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等等,你剛說洗澡水嗎?

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你最好跟我來

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貝瑞,馬鈴薯要吃完

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阿貝,怎麼了?

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好,想像這個馬鈴薯看起來像
戴小耳機的是哈利

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老大先

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然後是泰莉
這個看起來像創業家的馬鈴薯

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這個帥氣卻不自知的馬鈴薯是我
放在第三階

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妳小一點,所以這個有精神的
琪芙馬鈴薯放在第四階

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這個可愛的小馬鈴薯是克里斯多夫
放在最下面

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現在想像這個杯子是浴缸

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第一個洗澡,第二個洗澡
第三個洗澡,然後...

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然後我的馬鈴在其他人洗過後
撲通跳進去

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洗乾淨

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妳家都怎麼洗澡?

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你知道,就是浴缸放滿水,還有毛巾

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聽著,貝瑞,現在我是邦斯家的人
這是邦斯家洗澡的方式

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我就第四個洗澡

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(晚上6點3分
離第一個洗澡剩57分鐘)

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{\an8}(警告,憂鬱的青少年)

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{\an8}(閒人勿進)

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嗨,大哥,節奏酷斃了

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今天晚上我跟你交換洗澡時間
好不好?

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你需要時間想一想還是...

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好,我們回到馬鈴薯

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琪芙,你真的要交換順序
就要一階一階得換

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我應該懂了

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那就貝瑞,你想要跟我換...

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既然要談交易就要照規矩來

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我同意,有意思

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在開始前妳想不想喝水?

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妳有提案要跟我說嗎?

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對,就像我剛才說的
我想交換洗澡時間

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好

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好快,這樣真的好像可以換下去

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-但謝謝,阿貝
-什麼?

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糟糕,等等

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對,我知道了,好

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他們說我太快答應了
我很不會這種賭很大的談判

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哪會,貝瑞,你超棒的

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你要什麼?我幫你開窗好不好?

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吹一點舒服的微風?

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好

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這就是敲定交易的方法,寶貝

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謝謝,阿貝

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再見,琪芙,我愛妳

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(晚上6點24分
離第一個洗澡剩36分鐘)

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我第三個洗澡,我來了

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嗨,克里斯多夫

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待會再陪你跟法利玩好不好?

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現在我沒空理第五個洗澡的人

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(泰莉公司)

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嗨,妹子,給我進來

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我可以跟妳交換,只要妳先幫我

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拍一小段影片放到我的頻道

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好啊,泰莉,怎樣的影片...

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嗨,粉絲們

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我是你的姊妹泰莉,兩碗重磅回來了

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今天我有很棒的小助手
我弟的同學琪芙查特利

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或是可以叫她分岔奶油利

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琪芙,告訴觀眾今天的碗裡有什麼?

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應該是冰淇淋?

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這段影片拍給誰看?

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大家聽到沒?
琪芙剛說這段影片拍給誰看?

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你們都知道意思嗎?

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蘋果核...蘋果核

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蘋果核,坐在地上
告訴我這段影片拍給誰看

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好,觀眾,說停我就停

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他們要怎麼說停?

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再次感謝杜利羽毛穀倉
提供這些超讚的臭羽毛

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各位請看看
利用優惠代碼“泰莉兩碗”

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碗敢給我掉下來交易就取消

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(晚上6點37分
離第一個洗澡剩23分鐘)

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(憂鬱的青少年,閒人勿進)

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剛才真難受,但很值得
哈利,我是第二個洗澡

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我想跟你聊聊

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拜託

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拜託,就跟我換嘛

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我會幫你扛DJ東西一個月

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也會幫你寫代數作業一年

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我知道代數

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就是高中蝨子

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免談,琪芙

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妳拼到這裡,但交換到此為止

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我的心裡有太多青少年煩惱
沒力氣再關心別的事

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好憂鬱,我還是頭一次看到
這麼深的青少年情緒深淵

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從前我的特別關心一樣特別的東西

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現在那個東西不見了

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那是法利嗎?他是傳下去的東西?

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走開

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不要理我可怕的青少年想法

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離洗澡時間只剩六分鐘

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但我離第一個洗澡好近

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我只好使出絕招

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嗨

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我就直接說重點

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我想跟人換到第一個洗澡

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我要借用法利才可以

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我知道

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它借我用一下好不好?

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好啦,要想想其他的辦法

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嗨,你喜歡糖果嗎?

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要不要這個?

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好,你就...你要包裝紙?

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你這個小傢伙很有趣,克里斯多夫

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我就把這張超棒的包裝紙放到這邊

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然後搶過來

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就像給小小孩糖果

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{\an8}(晚上6點59分
離第一個洗澡剩1分鐘)

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嗨,哈利

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第一個洗澡

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(晚上7點,第一個洗澡)

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好啊

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看看是誰搶到第一個洗澡

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貝瑞,風那麼大我沒辦法做事

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我舒服的微風

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(晚上7點2分)

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-貝瑞
-我沒辦法...

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貝瑞,地上那些馬鈴薯
是你的晚餐嗎?

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那些是輔助教材

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琪芙,親愛的,妳怎麼這麼乾?
家裡的熱水快沒了

154
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快去洗澡

155
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不行,我不配當榮譽的邦斯家人

156
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我用盡手段搶到第一個洗澡

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過程中卻破壞你們美滿的家庭

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這件毛衣還給你們,我會搭滑索回家

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永遠再見,我親愛的邦斯一家人

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琪芙,妳在說什麼東西,寶貝?

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對,媽呀,琪芙,情緒化的人是我

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長幼有序

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請妳不要走

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等等,我不懂

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你們不是都在吵架嗎?

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對,我們是兄弟姊妹

167
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說真的,今天晚上我們算客氣了

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你們都會原諒我為了自己的好處

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害你們兄弟姊妹吵架?

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我們都是過來人
現在妳真的是一家人了

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(晚上8點30分,第五個洗澡)

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準備第五個洗澡嗎?

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準備好了,兄弟

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琪芙...琪芙

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誰是我乾淨的兒子?

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泡泡

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浴缸有OK繃,然後整缸都是OK繃

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字幕翻譯:李儀