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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff-Kiff-Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff-Kiff-Kiff-Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! ♪
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{\an8}Brought to you
by Pam's Protection.
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{\an8}Threat averted.
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{\an8}Good morning, class,
before we begin today,
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{\an8}we have a special announcement
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{\an8}from your classmate, Candle Fox.
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If you'll look under your seats,
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you'll find an invitation
to my party tomorrow.
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As you can see
by these expensive invitations...
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...the party will feature
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the famed 400-foot
Waterslide of Eternal Joy.
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- Wow!
- It's probably gonna be
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the best party ever,
but that is not for me to say.
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Thank you.
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This is what I'm talking about, Barry!
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Do you know how lucky we are?
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- How lucky you are.
- Huh?
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I can’t go to this party. I can’t swim.
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But, the 400-foot
Waterslide of Eternal Joy...
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Ends in water.
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This will be me if I go.
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"Woo! Splash."
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Anyway, you can tell me
all about it afterwards!
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- Boom.
- Uh, what are you doing?
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I’m putting my foot down!
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There is no way you’re gonna
miss this party, Barry!
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This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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But how?
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Hmmm...
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Helen? A word?
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Ew, students.
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I know we’ve had our differences,
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but this is important.
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I need you to do a little spell
on my friend here
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to make him a good swimmer?
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No. Go away.
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Oh, well, we tried.
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I guess you'll have to go
to Candle's Pool Party without me.
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- (blows raspberry}
- Ow!
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Candle Fox? Daughter of Roy Fox?
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World-famous producer
of TV's Table Town Has Talent?
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Yes?
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Yes, I'll help your friend...
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if you get me an introduction
with Roy Fox.
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Oh! Sure!
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Wait, he does know you, right?
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Oh , yeah, totally.
Roy is always saying I'm--
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Okay, okay, fine. Let's go.
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I didn't ask for your life story.
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There it is.
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It's even more majestic
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than the invitation led me to believe. Oh.
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I... am reborn.
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This is gonna be transcendent.
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Look at the line!
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Okay, Helen, give Barry the spell.
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Barry, you hold my place in line
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while I hold up my end of the deal,
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introducing Helen
to my dear old friend, Roy Fox.
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He's over there.
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Roy Fox...
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Okay, let's do this.
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Bark of tree, crumbs of knish,
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make this rabbit, swim like a fish.
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I can swim? Whoa.
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So we're really doing this?
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Let's go!
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Whoa!
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I'm so happy!
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Soon, Slidey...
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Hey, is everything okay?
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Yeah, I'm just sad, I guess.
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I haven't thrown a single kid
out of this place
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and am I ever itchin' to!
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That's great, that's great.
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Ah, see?! I told you
there'd be a VIP area.
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Right this way, babe.
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Hey, fellas, good to see ya!
Didn't see ya there.
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We'll do pictures with my client later
if you want,
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but right now, where's Roy?
That old so and so...
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Oh, I see him! Love ya, babes!
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...just had it renovated, so let me know
how that acoustics are.
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I love it. Pew-pew!
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I'm sorry, do I know you?
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Roy, it's me! We met at that limo...
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race?
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How are you?!
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Phew!
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Look at me. G-gonna slide,
gonna swim. Okay, here we go.
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You wanna go ahead of me?
I'm, uh, I'm waiting for Kiff.
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Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead!
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Thank you. Wow.
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...are you? And I held up
my hand and said,
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"Hey. You see this hand?
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This is the hand that writes
the checks, capisce?!
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Oh, I am stealing that!
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Oh, no, I'm gonna miss my turn!
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And-- Roy, I'm gonna network
a little right now,
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and I wouldn't be doing that
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if I didn't suspect you're gonna like
what I have to tell ya.
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I'm listening...
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I happen to be here today
with a monster talent
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who, at this point in time,
remains undiscovered.
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A diamond in the rough.
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I give you... Helen!
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Hello!
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Okay... Hm. Show me what you got.
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Oh, um...
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Ta-da!
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I... love it!
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You do?!
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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Get ready, baby!
I'm gonna make you a star!
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In fact,
we're gonna film right now!
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Set up the camera! Get the boom mic in!
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I need some apple boxes here!
Where's my latte?
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Kiff, I'm so happy
I could almost thank you!
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I'll never teach again!
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Wait, I'm not ready!
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I've got to go powder my nose!
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Welp, my work here is done,
Helen's gonna be a star!
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Oh, she certainly is...
a star on my new show--
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Embarrassing!
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Cringe!
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OMG!
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Table Town's Cringiest Wannabes!
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Duh!
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Wait, what? Oh, that’s so mean!
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And it's all thanks to you!
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Helen, wait! Don't do it!
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- What?
- He's gonna make a fool of you!
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He thinks you're cringe!
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- Oh, I get it.
- Phew!
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You're jealous!
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What?! No! Helen, please--
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If you have something to say,
talk to my agent.
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I am your agent!
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Not anymore. You're fired.
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Hey, where'd she go?
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Okay, whenever you're ready...
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Say! What kind of camera is that?
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Oh, is that the new HD-365... 7?
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Let me get a closer look. Oh, no!
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I'm accidentally tripping on... obstacles.
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Hey! That was on purpose!
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Oh, boy! You're out of here!
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I am revoking the swim spell!
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No! No, wait! Please!
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Your turn, kid!
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Oh, that's not good...
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Next!
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Hang on, Barry!
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Gotcha!
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That's why my birthday is
a little more special-- Ahh!
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I'm just gonna hit the slide real quick...
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No, no. No! Please,
please just give me one slide!
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One little slide! That's all I ask of you!
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You are banned from this slide!
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A lifetime ban?
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No, jeez, that's a bit harsh.
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You're banned for one year!
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Oh.
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It's Table Town's...
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Cringiest Wannabees!
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Oh.
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I can't believe
I didn't get to experience
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400 feet of Eternal Joy.
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Didn't you?
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Hang on, Barry! Gotcha!
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Eternal Joy. Joy... joy... joy...
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We did.
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Cringe!
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Yeesh! And we did
the right thing for Helen.
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There's a sadness in those eyes.
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Speaking of which...
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Um, I saw the trailer
for Roy's new show and...
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I just wanted to say-- say...
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tha...
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"Thanks"?
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You're welcome!
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It's me, Helen.
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Hello, Mom? Guess what?
I'm on TV! In your face!
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And just think, Barry,
now we have a whole year for you
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to learn how to swim, the right way!
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Yeah!
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Listen, I was thinking
we could walk through
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the theater district on the way home
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to see if anyone recognizes me
from that clip.
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They probably want my autograph.