1 00:00:01,544 --> 00:00:03,379 (theme song plays) 2 00:00:03,379 --> 00:00:06,340 CHORUS: ♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪ 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,384 ♪ Kiff-Kiff-Kiff! ♪ 4 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:10,511 ♪ Kiff-Kiff-Kiff-Kiff! ♪ 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪ 6 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,018 ♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪ 7 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:19,896 ♪ Kiff! ♪ 8 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:26,027 (giggling) 9 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:28,529 {\an8}ANNOUNCER: Brought to you by Pam's Protection. 10 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,323 {\an8}Threat averted. 11 00:00:30,323 --> 00:00:33,284 {\an8}Good morning, class, before we begin today, 12 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:34,827 {\an8}we have a special announcement 13 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,205 {\an8}from your classmate, Candle Fox. 14 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,790 (applause) 15 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:39,999 If you'll look under your seats, 16 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:43,044 you'll find an invitation to my party tomorrow. 17 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:46,130 CANDLE: As you can see by these expensive invitations... 18 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,632 - (horns honk) - ...the party will feature 19 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:50,468 the famed 400-foot Waterslide of Eternal Joy. 20 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,345 - RECORDED VOICE: Wow! - It's probably gonna be 21 00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:54,931 the best party ever, but that is not for me to say. 22 00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,933 - Thank you. - (applause) 23 00:00:56,933 --> 00:00:59,352 This is what I'm talking about, Barry! 24 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:01,145 Do you know how lucky we are? 25 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,356 - How lucky you are. - Huh? 26 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:06,150 I can’t go to this party. I can’t swim. 27 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:09,570 But, the 400-foot Waterslide of Eternal Joy... 28 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,240 Ends in water. 29 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,742 This will be me if I go. 30 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,578 BARRY: "Woo! Splash." 31 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:20,081 (funeral music plays) 32 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,875 Anyway, you can tell me all about it afterwards! 33 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,712 - Boom. - Uh, what are you doing? 34 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,006 - I’m putting my foot down! - (gasps) 35 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,509 There is no way you’re gonna miss this party, Barry! 36 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:33,469 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 37 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,762 But how? 38 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,430 Hmmm... 39 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,978 Helen? A word? 40 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:44,063 Ew, students. 41 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:46,023 I know we’ve had our differences, 42 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,650 but this is important. 43 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,735 I need you to do a little spell on my friend here 44 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,320 to make him a good swimmer? 45 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,406 No. Go away. 46 00:01:53,406 --> 00:01:54,782 Oh, well, we tried. 47 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,618 I guess you'll have to go to Candle's Pool Party without me. 48 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,953 - (blows raspberry} - BOTH: Ow! 49 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:01,914 Candle Fox? Daughter of Roy Fox? 50 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:06,502 World-famous producer of TV's Table Town Has Talent? 51 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:07,837 Yes? 52 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:11,048 Yes, I'll help your friend... 53 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:14,260 if you get me an introduction with Roy Fox. 54 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:15,595 Oh! Sure! 55 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:18,556 Wait, he does know you, right? 56 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:21,559 Oh , yeah, totally. Roy is always saying I'm-- 57 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:23,227 Okay, okay, fine. Let's go. 58 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,354 I didn't ask for your life story. 59 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:28,107 - (indistinct chatter) - (party music plays) 60 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:33,696 (gasps) There it is. 61 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:34,947 KIFF: It's even more majestic 62 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,909 than the invitation led me to believe. Oh. 63 00:02:37,909 --> 00:02:41,037 (orchestral choir music plays) 64 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,209 I... am reborn. 65 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:50,171 This is gonna be transcendent. 66 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,340 Look at the line! 67 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:55,551 (screaming) 68 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,722 Okay, Helen, give Barry the spell. 69 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,599 Barry, you hold my place in line 70 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:03,684 while I hold up my end of the deal, 71 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:07,939 introducing Helen to my dear old friend, Roy Fox. 72 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,315 He's over there. 73 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,984 (indistinct chatter) 74 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,445 Roy Fox... 75 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,906 Okay, let's do this. 76 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,700 HELEN: Bark of tree, crumbs of knish, 77 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,577 make this rabbit, swim like a fish. 78 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,748 I can swim? Whoa. 79 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:28,876 So we're really doing this? 80 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,670 Let's go! 81 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,965 KID: Whoa! 82 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,468 I'm so happy! 83 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:39,971 - Soon, Slidey... - (orchestral music plays) 84 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,847 - (indistinct chatter) - (jazz music plays) 85 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:48,729 (sighs) 86 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,315 Hey, is everything okay? 87 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:54,527 Yeah, I'm just sad, I guess. 88 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,445 I haven't thrown a single kid out of this place 89 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:58,197 and am I ever itchin' to! 90 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,241 (ominous music plays) 91 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,328 That's great, that's great. (chuckles) 92 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:09,000 Ah, see?! I told you there'd be a VIP area. 93 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,376 Right this way, babe. 94 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,379 Hey, fellas, good to see ya! Didn't see ya there. 95 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,298 We'll do pictures with my client later if you want, 96 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:17,717 but right now, where's Roy? That old so and so... 97 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:19,719 Oh, I see him! Love ya, babes! 98 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,888 ...just had it renovated, so let me know how that acoustics are. 99 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,599 (laughs) I love it. Pew-pew! 100 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,184 I'm sorry, do I know you? 101 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,771 Roy, it's me! We met at that limo... 102 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:32,815 race? 103 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,693 (suspenseful music plays) 104 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,613 (laughs) 105 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,656 How are you?! 106 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,158 Phew! 107 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:46,746 Look at me. G-gonna slide, gonna swim. Okay, here we go. 108 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,583 You wanna go ahead of me? I'm, uh, I'm waiting for Kiff. 109 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:55,087 Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead! 110 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:56,797 Thank you. Wow. 111 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,133 ...are you? And I held up my hand and said, 112 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,926 "Hey. You see this hand? 113 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:04,513 This is the hand that writes the checks, capisce?! 114 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,807 (laughs) 115 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,186 Oh, I am stealing that! 116 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,149 - (grunts) - Oh, no, I'm gonna miss my turn! 117 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:18,652 And-- Roy, I'm gonna network a little right now, 118 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,779 and I wouldn't be doing that 119 00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:23,366 if I didn't suspect you're gonna like what I have to tell ya. 120 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,575 I'm listening... 121 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:28,245 I happen to be here today with a monster talent 122 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:31,082 who, at this point in time, remains undiscovered. 123 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:32,750 A diamond in the rough. 124 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:35,461 I give you... Helen! 125 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:37,588 Hello! 126 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:42,343 Okay... Hm. Show me what you got. 127 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,011 Oh, um... 128 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,431 (dance music playing) 129 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:53,437 (vocalizes) 130 00:05:56,607 --> 00:06:00,361 (grunts) Ta-da! 131 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:03,906 I... love it! 132 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:04,990 You do?! 133 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,201 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 134 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:10,704 Get ready, baby! I'm gonna make you a star! 135 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,332 In fact, (gasps) we're gonna film right now! 136 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,959 (cheering) 137 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,212 Set up the camera! Get the boom mic in! 138 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:21,090 I need some apple boxes here! Where's my latte? 139 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:25,678 Kiff, I'm so happy I could almost thank you! 140 00:06:25,678 --> 00:06:27,680 I'll never teach again! 141 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,890 Wait, I'm not ready! 142 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:33,310 I've got to go powder my nose! (squeals) 143 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:38,315 Welp, my work here is done, Helen's gonna be a star! 144 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:41,527 Oh, she certainly is... a star on my new show-- 145 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:45,072 (banjo music plays) 146 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,450 NARRATOR: Embarrassing! 147 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,328 Cringe! 148 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,666 OMG! 149 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,420 Table Town's Cringiest Wannabes! 150 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:00,463 Duh! 151 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,631 (all laugh) 152 00:07:03,299 --> 00:07:06,135 Wait, what? Oh, that’s so mean! 153 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:09,430 And it's all thanks to you! 154 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,348 (gasps) 155 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,602 (gasps) Helen, wait! Don't do it! 156 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,562 - What? - He's gonna make a fool of you! 157 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:18,314 He thinks you're cringe! 158 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:23,152 - Oh, I get it. - Phew! 159 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:24,612 You're jealous! 160 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:27,198 What?! No! Helen, please-- 161 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:29,617 If you have something to say, talk to my agent. 162 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,036 I am your agent! 163 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:34,205 Not anymore. You're fired. 164 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,711 (all straining) 165 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,422 (all laugh) 166 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:46,634 Hey, where'd she go? 167 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,346 Okay, whenever you're ready... 168 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,474 Say! What kind of camera is that? 169 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:56,393 Oh, is that the new HD-365... 7? 170 00:07:56,393 --> 00:08:00,564 Let me get a closer look. Oh, no! 171 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:04,693 I'm accidentally tripping on... obstacles. 172 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,907 - (gasps) - Hey! That was on purpose! 173 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,953 Oh, boy! You're out of here! 174 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,413 (pants, grunts) 175 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,667 I am revoking the swim spell! 176 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:26,173 No! No, wait! Please! 177 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,634 Your turn, kid! 178 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,804 Oh, that's not good... (screams) 179 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:32,888 Next! 180 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:35,724 (screaming) 181 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,060 (screaming) 182 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,859 (slow-motion scream) 183 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,653 Hang on, Barry! 184 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,280 (grunts) 185 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,826 Gotcha! 186 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,462 That's why my birthday is a little more special-- Ahh! 187 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,634 (screaming) 188 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:12,386 (chuckles) 189 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:21,478 I'm just gonna hit the slide real quick... 190 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,230 (both yell) 191 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:27,860 No, no. No! Please, please just give me one slide! 192 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,821 One little slide! That's all I ask of you! 193 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,742 You are banned from this slide! 194 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,244 (gasps) A lifetime ban? 195 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,663 No, jeez, that's a bit harsh. 196 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:42,625 You're banned for one year! 197 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:44,960 Oh. 198 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,757 - (banjo music plays) - NARRATOR: It's Table Town's... 199 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:53,802 Cringiest Wannabees! 200 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,930 (crowd murmuring) 201 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,557 Oh. 202 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,978 (sighs) I can't believe I didn't get to experience 203 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,564 400 feet of Eternal Joy. 204 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:06,899 Didn't you? 205 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:09,401 Hang on, Barry! Gotcha! 206 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,237 MAN: Eternal Joy. Joy... joy... joy... 207 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:14,031 We did. 208 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,078 NARRATOR: Cringe! 209 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:23,999 Yeesh! And we did the right thing for Helen. 210 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:27,294 There's a sadness in those eyes. 211 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,379 (gate squeaks open) 212 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:29,672 Speaking of which... 213 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,384 Um, I saw the trailer for Roy's new show and... 214 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:35,386 (sighs) I just wanted to say-- say... 215 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:40,182 (stammers) tha... 216 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,142 "Thanks"? 217 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,687 You're welcome! (grunts) 218 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:48,982 It's me, Helen. 219 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:55,948 Hello, Mom? Guess what? I'm on TV! In your face! 220 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,494 And just think, Barry, now we have a whole year for you 221 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,454 to learn how to swim, the right way! 222 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,414 Yeah! 223 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:06,333 HELEN: Listen, I was thinking we could walk through 224 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,835 the theater district on the way home 225 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,879 to see if anyone recognizes me from that clip. 226 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,674 They probably want my autograph.