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琪芙 琪芙
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琪芙... 琪芙
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琪芙... 琪芙
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琪芙... 琪芙
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琪芙... 琪芙
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小松鼠的欢乐生活
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{\an8}泳池派对
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{\an8}由潘德保赞助
潘德保帮您解除威胁
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{\an8}早安 同学们
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{\an8}今天上课前要宣布一件特别的事
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{\an8}请坎朵·福克斯同学上来
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你们看椅子下面
就会发现我明天派对的请帖
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你受邀了
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看这些很贵的请帖
就会知道派对的特色有
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著名的400尺水滑梯给你满满的欢乐
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厉害
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大概会是最棒的派对
不过我说的不算
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谢谢
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这就是我说的 贝瑞
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你知道我们有多幸运吗?
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你才幸运
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我不可以去这个派对 我不会游泳
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可是有400尺的水滑梯
给你满满的欢乐
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碰到水就完蛋
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我去就会是这样
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扑通一声
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反正你去玩回来再跟我说
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轰
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-你在干嘛?
-我出脚反对
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你绝对不可以错过这个派对 贝瑞
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这是很难得的机会
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不过要怎么去?
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大美女
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海伦 有空聊一聊吗?
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学生
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我知道我们观念不一样
不过这很重要
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我需要你帮我的朋友念一个小咒语
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让他变成游泳好手
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免谈 走开
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好吧 我们尽力了
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你只好一个人去坎朵的泳池派对啦
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坎朵·福克斯?洛伊·福克斯的女儿?
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电视节目《桌镇达人秀》的
世界知名制作人?
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对
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好 我会帮你的朋友
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只要你介绍我给洛伊·福克斯认识
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没问题
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等等 他真的认识你吧?
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对 熟到不行
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-洛伊老是说我...
-够了 好啦
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走吧 我又没问你那么多
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超棒的橡胶潮游戏
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就在那边
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本尊比请帖上的模型更壮观
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我重生了
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这一定会超过瘾的
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你看排队的人潮
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好 海伦 给贝瑞咒语
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贝瑞 你帮我排队 我要做到答应人家的事
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介绍海伦给我的老朋友
洛伊·福克斯认识
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他在那边
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洛伊·福克斯
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好吧 开始了
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树皮 饼屑
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让这只兔子像鱼一样游泳
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我会游泳吗?
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我们真的要玩水滑梯了?
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快走
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我好开心
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马上来 小滑滑
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嗨 一切还好吗?
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还好 我只是难过吧
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我还没扔出去半个小孩
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害我气得牙痒痒
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太棒了
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看吧?我就说有贵宾区
就在这边 宝贝
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你们好 很高兴见到你们
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刚没看到你
待会我跟客户再和你们拍照
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不过现在洛伊在哪?那个老家伙
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我看到他了 爱你们 宝贝
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直接重做 音质怎么样再跟我说
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我喜欢
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不好意思 我认识你吗?
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洛伊 是我
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我们在那台豪华轿车认识的
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威斯
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你好吗?
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看看我
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我...我要滑下去
我要游泳 好吧 来了
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你想不想排前面?
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我在等琪芙 快去...快去
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快点去 谢谢 拜托
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我举起手说
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你看到这只手吗?
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这只是写支票的手 懂不懂?
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我要偷走那只手
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糟糕 快轮到我了
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洛伊 我要介绍一个人给你认识
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我敢这样说是因为我觉得
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你一定会喜欢我说的这个人
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我在听
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今天我刚好跟一个怪兽级达人来
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她现在还没被人发掘
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有才华的素人
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这个人就是...海伦
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你好
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好吧
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给我看你的才华
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我...喜欢
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真的?
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真的 太精彩了
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准备好 宝贝 我会让你当明星
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这样吧 我们现在就来拍视频
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摄影机架好 收音麦拿进来
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这里要摆几个苹果箱
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我的拿铁呢?我的蛋糕呢?
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琪芙 我好开心 好想谢谢你
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我永远不会再教书
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等等 我还没准备好 我的鼻子要扑粉
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大功告成
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海伦会成为明星
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她绝对是明星 我新节目的明星
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尴尬
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好糗
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我的老天啊!
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《桌镇最糗的素人》
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什么?这太伤人了吧
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这都要谢谢你
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海伦 等等 不要做他的节目
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-什么?
-他会让你出糗
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他觉得你很糗
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我懂了
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-你是嫉妒
-什么?不是
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-海伦 拜托
-你有什么话要说
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-就跟我的经纪人说
-我就是你的经纪人
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不再是了 你被开除了
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《桌镇最糗的素人》
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她跑去哪里?
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好 你准备好就开始
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那是哪门子的摄影机?
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是不是新型HD3657?
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让我看个仔细
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糟糕
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我不小心被东西绊倒
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那是故意的
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-真是的
-我要把你扔出去
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我要收回咒语
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不要
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不要 等等 求求你
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换你了 小子
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感觉不太好
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下一个
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撑住 贝瑞
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抓到你了
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所以我的生日比较特别一点
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我很快去水滑梯溜一下就好
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不要...不要
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求求你 让我玩一次就好
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玩一次水滑梯
我只有这个小小的心愿
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不准你们来玩水滑梯
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以后都不可以玩?
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天啊 那未免太严厉了吧
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一年后才可以玩
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欢迎收看《桌镇最糗的素人》
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我居然没机会体验
400尺水滑梯给你满满的欢乐
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是不是?
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撑住 贝瑞 抓到你了
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满满的欢乐
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我们做到了
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好糗
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{\an8}即将播出
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我们帮海伦是对的
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那双眼睛有一种悲伤
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说到她就出现
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我看到洛伊新节目的预告
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我只想要说好...
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好...
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好...
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谢谢?
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不客气
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是我 海伦
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喂 妈 猜猜怎样?
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我上电视了 怎样
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往好处想 贝瑞
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现在我们有一整年
用对的方法帮你学会游泳
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对
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听着 我刚在想
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我们回家路上可以走过剧院区
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看有没有人看过预告认出我
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他们说不定要我签名