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琪芙

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琪芙,琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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小松鼠的歡樂生活

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{\an8}(泳池派對)

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{\an8}由潘的保護贊助,威脅解除

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{\an8}早安,同學們

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{\an8}今天上課前要宣布一件特別的事

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{\an8}請坎朵福克斯同學上來

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你們看椅子下面
就會發現我明天派對的邀請卡

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(你受邀了)

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看這些很貴的邀請卡
就會知道派對的特色有

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著名的400呎滑水道
給你滿滿的歡樂

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厲害

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大概會是最棒的派對
不過我說的不算

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謝謝

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這就是我說的,貝瑞

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你知道我們有多幸運嗎?

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妳才幸運

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我不可以去這個派對,我不會游泳

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可是有400呎滑水道
給你滿滿的歡樂

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碰到水就完蛋

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我去就會是這樣

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撲通掉下水

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反正妳去玩,回來再跟我說

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轟

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-妳幹嘛?
-我出腳反對

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你絕對不可以錯過這個派對,貝瑞

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這是很難得的機會

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不過要怎麼去?

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(大美女)

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海倫,有空聊一聊嗎?

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學生

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我知道我們意見不合,不過這很重要

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我需要妳幫我朋友念一個小咒語

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讓他會游泳?

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免談,走開

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好吧,我們盡力了

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妳只好一個人去坎朵的泳池派對

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坎朵福克斯?洛伊福克斯的女兒?

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電視節目桌鎮達人秀的
世界名製作人?

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對

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好,我會幫妳朋友

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只要妳介紹洛伊福克斯給我認識

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沒問題

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等等,他真的認識妳吧?

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對,熟到不行

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-洛伊老是說我...
-夠了,好啦

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走吧,我又沒問妳那麼多

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(偉大的橡膠潮遊戲)

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就在那邊

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本尊比邀請卡上的模型更壯觀

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我重生了

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這一定會超過癮的

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妳看排隊的人潮

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好,海倫,給貝瑞咒語

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貝瑞,你幫我排隊
我要做到答應人家的事

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介紹海倫給我的老朋友
洛伊福克斯認識

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他在那邊

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洛伊福克斯

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好吧,開始了

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樹皮、餅屑

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讓這隻兔子像魚一樣游泳

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我會游泳嗎?

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我們真的要溜了?

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快走

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我好開心

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馬上來,小滑滑

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嗨,一切還好嗎?

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還好,我只是難過吧

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我還沒扔出去半個小孩

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害我氣得牙癢癢

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太棒了

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看吧?我就說有貴賓區
就在這邊,寶貝

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你們好,很高興見到你們

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剛沒看到你
待會我跟客戶再跟你們拍照

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不過現在洛伊在哪裡?那個老傢伙

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我看到他了,愛你們,寶貝

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直接重做,音質怎麼樣再跟我說

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我喜歡

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不好意思,我認識妳嗎?

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洛伊,是我

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我們在那台禮車認識的

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威斯

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你好嗎?

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看看我

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我...我要滑下去
我要游泳,好吧,來了

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你想不想排前面?

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我在等琪芙,快去...快去

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快點去,謝謝,拜託

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我舉起手說

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你看到這隻手嗎?

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這隻是寫支票的手,懂不懂?

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我要偷走那隻手

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糟糕,快輪到我了

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洛伊,我要介紹一個人給你認識

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我敢這樣說是因為我覺得

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你一定會喜歡我說的這個人

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我在聽

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今天我剛好跟一個怪獸級達人來

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她現在還沒被人發掘

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有才華的素人

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這個人就是...海倫

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你好

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好吧

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給我看妳的能耐

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我...喜歡

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真的?

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真的,太精采了

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準備好,寶貝,我會讓妳當明星

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其實我們現在要錄影

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攝影機架好,收音麥拿進來

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這裡要擺幾個蘋果箱

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我的拿鐵呢?我的蛋糕呢?

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琪芙,我好開心,好想謝謝妳

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我永遠不會再教書

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等等,我還沒準備好
我的鼻子要撲粉

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大功告成

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海倫會成為明星

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她絕對是明星,我新節目的明星

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尷尬

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好糗

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我的老天兒

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桌鎮最糗的素人

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什麼?那樣很壞

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這都要謝謝妳

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海倫,等等,不要做

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-什麼?
-他會讓妳出醜

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他覺得妳很糗

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我懂了

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-妳是嫉妒
-什麼?不是

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-海倫,拜託
-妳有什麼話要說

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-就跟我的經紀人說
-我就是你的經紀人

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不再是了,妳被開除了

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(桌鎮最糗的素人)

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她跑去哪裡?

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好,你準備好就開始

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那是哪門子的攝影機?

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是不是新型HD3657?

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讓我看個仔細

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糟糕

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我不小心被東西絆倒

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那是故意的

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-真是的
-我要把妳扔出去

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我要收回咒語

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不要

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不要,等等,求求妳

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換你了,小子

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感覺不太好

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下一個

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撐住,貝瑞

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抓到你了

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所以我的生日比較特別一點

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我很快去滑水道溜一下就好

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不要...不要

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求求你,讓我玩一次就好

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玩一次滑水道
我只有這個小小的心願

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不准你們來玩滑水道

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以後都不可以玩?

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真是的,那樣有點嚴厲

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一年後才可以玩

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歡迎收看桌鎮最糗的素人

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我居然沒機會體驗
400呎滑水道給你滿滿的歡樂

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是不是?

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撐住,貝瑞,抓到你了

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滿滿的歡樂

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我們做到了

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好糗

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{\an8}(即將播出)

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我們幫海倫是對的

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那雙眼睛有一種悲傷

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說到她就出現

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我看到洛伊新節目的預告

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我只想要說好...

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好...

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好...

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謝謝?

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不客氣

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是我,海倫

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喂,媽,猜猜怎樣?

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我上電視了,怎樣

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往好處想,貝瑞

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現在我們有一整年
用對的方法幫你學會游泳

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對

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聽著,我剛在想

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我們回家路上可以走過劇院區

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看有沒有人看過預告認出我

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他們說不定要我簽名