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BERYL and MARTIN: Road trip, road trip, road trip, road trip,
road trip, road trip, road trip...
Fair warning, these trips can get pretty boring.
But since I'm allowed to bring a friend this time,
there is no way this won't be the best road trip ever!
That's a lot of pressure.
It's a low bar... I just want a taste of fun, Barry,
while sitting in a car for hours.
Is that too much to ask?
All right, you're free to enter the vehicle,
and no slamming of the doors. Please close them gingerly.
I'm getting my deposit back!
Before we depart, a quick rundown for you, Barry,
and for our road trip regulars--
Aw, here we go.
No dangling from roof racks, no "sitting" on your knees,
no spitting out one window to see if you can "catch it" from the other,
no making faces at other cars, no making signs that say,
"send help."
What do we say, Kiff?
Road trip rules make the road trip... rule.
And now for a proper sendoff!
- Oh, no. - Barry, you're in for a treat!
Are we almost there?
Absolutely... not!
Huh?
We haven't even left the lot.
I was just watching this old road trip footage
to get in the mood!
Next stop, the open road.
♪ This is a song It’s a sing-along song ♪
♪ It’s a song you can sing-along to If you want to ♪
♪ But if you don’t sing-along ♪
♪ When you hear the gong ♪
♪ Things will go wrong ♪
♪ Terribly wrong! ♪
Come on, Kiff!
No! I'm in protest.
This song is sabotaging our fun potential--
But if you don't sing along,
things will go terribly wrong. It's right there in the lyrics!
No.
- Hey, Barry. - Yeah?
Road snack.
Why are we whispering?
No snacks in the car!
And no sitting on your knees!
Look at how much fun they're having, Barry.
Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Windows, gotta stay up.
We should make a funny face at her.
But faces are against the rules.
Well, the rules aren't the rules so much as just...
general guidelines.
Come on!
You see, she loves it.
I really think you should've sung along
with the Sing-along Song.
- Where did she go? - I--I don't know.
- Ooh, Marty, let's make a quick pitstop. - Yes, please!
All right, let's hit the gift shop!
Haha, beach towels. What a score!
Ahh!
No way he's a real biker.
Aww.
Oh, no, she's back!
That must be her crew!
Furious Bike Monsters. The kid's one of em.
Whoops, wrong playlist.
He's ID'd us! And he is a real biker.
All this for a funny face on the road.
Your dad was right about his weird rules.
As long as we stay on the main road,
keep moving, and never look back,
we just might make it outta this road trip alive--
Stop the car!
What?!
I think I saw a blue-footed booby!
Wow! Rare bird sighting.
Be very quiet... and very still.
Can I see?
We have to hide the car.
The novelty towels.
What in the world?!
Kiff, you've been reading my bird blog! Camouflage!
Uh-huh, right on, Mom.
The power of camouflage!
What're you scratchin' at over there?
- Oh, Martin! - Ooh, wee!
Permission to crack a window? Permission granted.
Ooh! Ice cream stop.
KIFF and BARRY: No!
I'll grab the cones.
Ooh, a claw machine! Don't mind if I do.
Any day now!
Come to mama!
I think a biker just gave me the stink eye.
-"A biker"? - Yeah.
Tough guy, leather jacket, bold tattoos, silent type?
- Mm-hmm. - Beryl, um?
Were there, by any chance, initials on the jacket?
Yeah, FBM. What's going on?
Nothing. I mean, well, okay, there's something--
We didn't wanna say anything.
Yeah, but for totally unknown reasons,
those guys have been on us since
we started this road trip.
And they are... mad.
Ice cream time!
- Three scoops each! - Okay, thanks, Dad!
- Thanks, Mr. Chatterly! - Thanks so much, babe.
Hey! No melty in the renty.
That's a deposit disaster waiting to happen!
Well, I like to savor the flavor...
Time to go!
Good call, hon, we're behind schedule.
Gingerly!
Huh?
I'm going the speed limit. If you don't like it, go around!
- Go around! - Marty, no!
I had a run-in with that guy back at the claw machine.
- What? - And we made faces
and then I drew a mean picture of us punching them,
- and Kiff added stink lines! - What?
And I never sang along to the "Sing-along Song!"
What?! Always sing along with the "Sing-along Song."
Otherwise "things will go wrong."
It's right there in the lyrics.
Not on my road trip.
But, Dad, the deposit--
Real 100% grass-fed grass.
Come on down to Dan Hill's Farms.
The grass sure is greener...
...on our side.
♪ This is a song It’s a sing-along song ♪
♪ It’s a song you can sing-along to If you want ♪
♪ But if you don’t sing-along ♪
♪ When you hear the gong ♪
♪ Terribly wrong! ♪
♪ The unsung sing-along ♪
Geez, that's quality work!
Well, we've been trying to catch up to you ever since
I noticed your dangling muffler.
But your jackets. FBM.
Aren't you the "Furious Bike Monsters"?
We're the Fender Bender Menders.
Thanks for the drawing, by the way.
The resemblance is uncanny.
I think this belongs to you
- Mmm. - Whew!
For driving like a rock star.
We're here!
We've arrived!
Back at the... car rental?
Yep! That was just about
the best "test drive" I've ever done!
It's very important to test out
the rental car before a road trip.
See if you can go that extra mile.
The real thing is gonna be so fun, Barry! You in?