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{\an8}Brought to you
by Dan Hill’s Grass.
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{\an8}BERYL and MARTIN: Road trip, road trip,
road trip, road trip,
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{\an8}road trip, road trip, road trip...
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Fair warning,
these trips can get pretty boring.
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But since I'm allowed
to bring a friend this time,
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there is no way this won't be
the best road trip ever!
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That's a lot of pressure.
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It's a low bar... I just want
a taste of fun, Barry,
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while sitting in a car for hours.
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Is that too much to ask?
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All right, you're free
to enter the vehicle,
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and no slamming of the doors.
Please close them gingerly.
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I'm getting my deposit back!
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Before we depart,
a quick rundown for you, Barry,
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and for our road trip regulars--
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Aw, here we go.
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No dangling from roof racks,
no "sitting" on your knees,
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no spitting out one window to see
if you can "catch it" from the other,
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no making faces at other cars,
no making signs that say,
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"send help."
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What do we say, Kiff?
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Road trip rules make the road trip... rule.
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And now for a proper sendoff!
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- Oh, no.
- Barry, you're in for a treat!
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{\an8} Are we almost there?
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Absolutely... not!
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Huh?
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We haven't even left the lot.
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I was just watching
this old road trip footage
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to get in the mood!
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Next stop, the open road.
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♪ This is a song
It’s a sing-along song ♪
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♪ It’s a song you can sing-along to
If you want to ♪
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♪ But if you don’t sing-along ♪
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♪ When you hear the gong ♪
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♪ Things will go wrong ♪
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♪ Terribly wrong! ♪
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Come on, Kiff!
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No! I'm in protest.
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This song is sabotaging
our fun potential--
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But if you don't sing along,
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things will go terribly wrong.
It's right there in the lyrics!
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No.
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- Hey, Barry.
- Yeah?
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{\an8} Road snack.
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{\an8} Why are we whispering?
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No snacks in the car!
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And no sitting on your knees!
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Look at how much fun
they're having, Barry.
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Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Windows, gotta stay up.
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We should make a funny face at her.
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But faces are against the rules.
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Well, the rules aren't the rules
so much as just...
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general guidelines.
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Come on!
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You see, she loves it.
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I really think you should've sung along
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with the Sing-along Song.
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- Where did she go?
- I--I don't know.
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- Ooh, Marty, let's make a quick pitstop.
- Yes, please!
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All right,
let's hit the gift shop!
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Haha, beach towels. What a score!
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Ahh!
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No way he's a real biker.
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Aww.
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Oh, no, she's back!
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That must be her crew!
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Furious Bike Monsters.
The kid's one of em.
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Whoops, wrong playlist.
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He's ID'd us! And he is a real biker.
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All this for a funny face
on the road.
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Your dad was right about his weird rules.
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As long as we stay on the main road,
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keep moving, and never look back,
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we just might make it
outta this road trip alive--
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Stop the car!
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What?!
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I think I saw a blue-footed booby!
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Wow! Rare bird sighting.
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Be very quiet... and very still.
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Can I see?
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We have to hide the car.
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The novelty towels.
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What in the world?!
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Kiff, you've been reading my bird blog!
Camouflage!
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Uh-huh, right on, Mom.
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The power of camouflage!
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What're you scratchin' at over there?
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- Oh, Martin!
- Ooh, wee!
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Permission to crack a window?
Permission granted.
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Ooh! Ice cream stop.
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KIFF and BARRY: No!
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I'll grab the cones.
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Ooh, a claw machine! Don't mind if I do.
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Any day now!
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Come to mama!
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I think a biker just gave me
the stink eye.
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-"A biker"?
- Yeah.
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Tough guy, leather jacket,
bold tattoos, silent type?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Beryl, um?
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Were there, by any chance,
initials on the jacket?
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Yeah, FBM. What's going on?
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Nothing. I mean, well,
okay, there's something--
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We didn't wanna say anything.
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Yeah, but for totally unknown reasons,
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those guys have been on us since
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we started this road trip.
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And they are... mad.
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Ice cream time!
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- Three scoops each!
- Okay, thanks, Dad!
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- Thanks, Mr. Chatterly!
- Thanks so much, babe.
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Hey! No melty in the renty.
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That's a deposit disaster
waiting to happen!
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Well, I like to savor the flavor...
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Time to go!
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Good call, hon, we're behind schedule.
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Gingerly!
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Huh?
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I'm going the speed limit.
If you don't like it, go around!
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- Go around!
- Marty, no!
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I had a run-in with that guy
back at the claw machine.
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- What?
- And we made faces
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and then I drew a mean picture
of us punching them,
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- and Kiff added stink lines!
- What?
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And I never sang along
to the "Sing-along Song!"
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What?! Always sing along
with the "Sing-along Song."
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Otherwise "things will go wrong."
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It's right there in the lyrics.
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Not on my road trip.
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But, Dad, the deposit--
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Real 100% grass-fed grass.
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Come on down to Dan Hill's Farms.
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The grass sure is greener...
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...on our side.
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♪ This is a song
It’s a sing-along song ♪
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♪ It’s a song you can sing-along to
If you want ♪
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♪ But if you don’t sing-along ♪
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♪ When you hear the gong ♪
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♪ Terribly wrong! ♪
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♪ The unsung sing-along ♪
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Geez, that's quality work!
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Well, we've been trying to catch up to you
ever since
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I noticed your dangling muffler.
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But your jackets. FBM.
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Aren't you the "Furious Bike Monsters"?
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We're the Fender Bender Menders.
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Thanks for the drawing, by the way.
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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I think this belongs to you
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- Mmm.
- Whew!
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For driving like a rock star.
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We're here!
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We've arrived!
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Back at the... car rental?
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Yep! That was just about
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the best "test drive" I've ever done!
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It's very important to test out
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the rental car before a road trip.
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See if you can go that extra mile.
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The real thing is gonna
be so fun, Barry! You in?