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{\an8}ANNOUNCER: <i>Brought to you
by Dan Hill’s Grass.</i>

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{\an8}BERYL and MARTIN: Road trip, road trip,
road trip, road trip,

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{\an8}road trip, road trip, road trip...

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Fair warning,
these trips can get pretty boring.

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But since I'm allowed
to bring a friend this time,

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there is no way this won't be
the best road trip ever!

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(gulps) That's a lot of pressure.

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It's a low bar... I just want
a taste of fun, Barry,

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while sitting in a car for hours.

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Is that too much to ask?

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All right, you're free
to enter the vehicle,

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and no slamming of the doors.
Please close them gingerly.

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I'm getting my deposit back!

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(engine starting)

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(Marting clears throat)

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Before we depart,
a quick rundown for you, Barry,

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and for our road trip regulars--

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- Aw, here we go.
- (clears throat)

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No dangling from roof racks,
no "sitting" on your knees,

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<i>no spitting out one window to see
if you can "catch it" from the other,</i>

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<i>no making faces at other cars,
no making signs that say,</i>

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<i>"send help."</i>

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What do we say, Kiff?

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Road trip rules make the road trip...
(sighs) rule.

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(laughs)

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And now for a proper sendoff!

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- Oh, no.
- Barry, you're in for a treat!

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{\an8}(all singing)

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{\an8}(groans) Are we almost there?

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Absolutely... not!

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Huh?

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BERYL: We haven't even left the lot.

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I was just watching
this old road trip footage

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to get in the mood!

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(shudders)

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Next stop, the open road.

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<i>♪ This is a song
It’s a sing-along song ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It’s a song you can sing-along to
If you want to ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But if you don’t sing-along ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you hear the gong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Things will go wrong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Terribly wrong! ♪</i>

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Come on, Kiff!

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(groans) No! I'm in protest.

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This song is sabotaging
our fun potential--

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But if you don't sing along,

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things will go terribly wrong.
It's right there in the lyrics!

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No.

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- (whispering) Hey, Barry.
- (whispering) Yeah?

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{\an8}(whispering) Road snack.

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{\an8}(whispering) Why are we whispering?

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{\an8}(shushes)

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No snacks in the car!

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And no sitting on your knees!

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(Kiff) Look at how much fun
they're having, Barry.

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(party music plays)

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Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Windows, gotta stay up.

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(motorcycle revving)

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We should make a funny face at her.

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But faces are against the rules.

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Well, the rules aren't the rules
so much as just...

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general guidelines.

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Come on!

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(grunts)

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(chuckles)

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(laughs) You see, she loves it.

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(grunts)

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(gasps, growls)

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(gasps)

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I really think you should've sung along

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with the Sing-along Song.

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(suspenseful music plays)

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- Where did she go?
- I--I don't know.

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- Ooh, Marty, let's make a quick pitstop.
- Yes, please!

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(Western music plays)

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MARTIN: All right,
let's hit the gift shop!

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Haha, beach towels. What a score!

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- (motorcycle revs)
- BOTH: Ahh!

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(tires squeaking)

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(both laugh)

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No way he's a real biker. (chuckles)

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Aww.

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(laughs)

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Oh, no, she's back!

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(gasps) That must be her crew!

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Furious Bike Monsters.
The kid's one of em.

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(funeral music plays)

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Whoops, wrong playlist.

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(upbeat music plays)

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He's ID'd us! And he is a real biker.

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(groans) All this for a funny face
on the road.

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Your dad was right about his weird rules.

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As long as we stay on the main road,

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keep moving, and never look back,

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we just might make it
outta this road trip alive--

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BERYL: Stop the car!

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- (tires squeal)
- What?!

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I think I saw a blue-footed booby!

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Wow! Rare bird sighting.

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BERYL: (whispering)
Be very quiet... and very still.

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(loud revving)

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(silence)

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(loud revving)

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(birds tweeting)

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(loud revving)

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Can I see? (nervous chuckle)

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(motorcycles revving)

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(Kiff gasps)

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(whispering) We have to hide the car.

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The novelty towels.

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What in the world?!

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Kiff, you've been reading my bird blog!
Camouflage!

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Uh-huh, right on, Mom.

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(revving)

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(suspenseful music plays)

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(gasping)

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BOTH: The power of camouflage!

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What're you scratchin' at over there?

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(both giggle)

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- (Martin passes wind)
- (sniffs)

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- (chuckles) Oh, Martin!
- Ooh, wee! (chuckles)

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Permission to crack a window?
Permission granted.

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(window rolls)

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(suspenseful music plays)

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Ooh! Ice cream stop.

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KIFF and BARRY: No!

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I'll grab the cones.

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Ooh, a claw machine! Don't mind if I do.

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(game beeping)

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- Any day now!
- (gasps)

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(claw machine whirring)

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(growls)

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Come to mama!

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(growls)

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I think a biker just gave me
the stink eye.

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-"A biker"? (nervous chuckle)
- Yeah.

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Tough guy, leather jacket,
bold tattoos, silent type?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Beryl, um?

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Were there, by any chance,
initials on the jacket?

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Yeah, FBM. What's going on?

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Nothing. I mean, well,
okay, there's something--

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(stammers) We didn't wanna say anything.

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Yeah, but for totally unknown reasons,

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those guys have been on us since

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we started this road trip.
(nervous chuckle)

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And they are... mad.

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(both groan)

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Ice cream time!

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- Three scoops each!
- Okay, thanks, Dad!

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- Thanks, Mr. Chatterly!
- Thanks so much, babe.

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Hey! No melty in the renty.

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That's a deposit disaster
waiting to happen!

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(suspenseful music plays)

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(chomping continues)

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Well, I like to savor the flavor...

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Time to go!

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Good call, hon, we're behind schedule.

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Gingerly!

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(all howl)

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BOTH: Huh?

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I'm going the speed limit.
If you don't like it, go around!

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- Go around!
- Marty, no!

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I had a run-in with that guy
back at the claw machine.

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- What?
- And we made faces

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and then I drew a mean picture
of us punching them,

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- and Kiff added stink lines!
- What?

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And I never sang along
to the "Sing-along Song!"

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What?! Always sing along
with the "Sing-along Song."

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Otherwise "things will go wrong."

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It's right there in the lyrics.

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Not on my road trip.

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(tires screech)

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But, Dad, the deposit--

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ANNOUNCER: <i>Real 100% grass-fed grass.</i>

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<i>Come on down to Dan Hill's Farms.</i>

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<i>The grass sure is greener...</i>

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<i>...on our side.</i>

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(all scream)

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(screaming continues)

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(slow-motion screaming)

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ALL: <i>♪ This is a song
It’s a sing-along song ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It’s a song you can sing-along to
If you want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But if you don’t sing-along ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you hear the gong ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Terribly wrong! ♪</i>

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(fast singing continues)

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<i>♪ The unsung sing-along ♪</i>

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(tires squeal)

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(dramatic music)

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(windshield squeaking)

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(drill whirs)

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- (all gasp)
- Geez, that's quality work!

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(trumpet plays)

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Well, we've been trying to catch up to you
ever since

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I noticed your dangling muffler.

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But your jackets. FBM.

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Aren't you the "Furious Bike Monsters"?

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(all laugh)

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We're the Fender Bender Menders.

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(imitate tool sounds and clicks)

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Thanks for the drawing, by the way.

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The resemblance is uncanny.

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I think this belongs to you

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- Mmm.
- Whew!

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For driving like a rock star.

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(sing-song) We're here!

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We've arrived!

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Back at the... car rental?

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Yep! That was just about

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the best "test drive" I've ever done!

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It's very important to test out

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the rental car before a road trip.

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See if you can go that extra mile.

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(laughs) The real thing is gonna
be so fun, Barry! You in?

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(closing theme plays)