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<i>♪ Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff
Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff! ♪</i>

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(giggles)

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(both laugh)

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{\an8}ANNOUNCER: <i>Brought to you
by Foxhole Productions.</i>

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{\an8}Ooh, don't you collect these?

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{\an8}Eh, I already have
the whole set.

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(gasps)
How about these?

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Eh, I don't collect
those anymore.

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Oh.

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Anything?

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Eh. Nah.

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Heh, look at this.

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(chuckling)

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Who would buy that?

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Trust me,
let sleeping pigeons lie.

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Ugh! Can't today.
I'm having a garage sale.

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My shows took a dip
in the ratings last month,

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so I decided to play it safe
and sell a bunch of junk.

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The phone isn't for sale.

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(chuckles)
So dumb.

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Oh. Find anything?

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(laughs)
What?

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There's just something about it.

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I mean, where did it come from?

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Why's he wearing
this little hat?

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And what are these?
Loafers?

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(gasp) Wait, there's a number 4
on his necklace.

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Does that mean
there's more of them?

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Is this a part of a set?

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Are you asking me?
Because--

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To the collectorium!

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Oh!

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(gasps)

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KIFF:
No manufacturer, no date.

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(sniffs, gasps)

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- Smell that?
- (sniffs)

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Oh. Smells like birthday cake.

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This was made out of a material
called Hennepin,

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which was only produced
between 1908 and 1911.

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Barry, we got a lead.
To the library!

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(Kiff gasps)

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There's five of them, Barry.

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Each one,
a personality of their own.

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This one must be Mystery Lad.

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(giggling)

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- Kiff?
- We got to get all five!

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(both laughing)

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Ooh, we're only missing
number one.

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And then the collection
will be complete.

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And that's why
I never get distracted.

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(cell phone rings)

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Hello?

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It's my manager!

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(gasps)

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(gasps)

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HELEN: And did they
guarantee me a trailer?

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I have...

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(gasps)

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Barry! It's number one!

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{\an8}We got them all!

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What now?

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This is it.
This is collecting.

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(thunder crashing)

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I can play 16.

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(explosions)

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Oh, no. Mom, I'll call you back.

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(gasps)

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(both whimpering)

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- (electricity crackles)
- (gasps)

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<i>♪ Thank you for freeing us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thank you for freeing us
Thanks ♪</i>

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- (all laugh)
- (dance music blares)

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(excited chatter)

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(laughing)

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- (air horn blows)
- Whoo-hoo!

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You fools.
You've brought back

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the Five Pigeons
of the Acapella-pocalypse.

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The what?

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(dance music blaring)

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(screaming)

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(screaming)

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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

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(snickering)

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(laughing)

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Whoa!

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- (music stops)
- Excuse me.

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No, wait.

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What is all of this about?

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(dance music blaring)

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(laughing)

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Help!

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We got to help him!

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(all laughing)

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Hey, hey, hey!

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(music stops)

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(scatting)

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<i>♪ We flip the tables ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, we flip the tables
So good ♪</i>

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- Ha-ha!
- (screams)

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(dance music blaring)

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(all screaming)

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(strumming)

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(police sirens
blaring distantly)

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(Helen groans)

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Helen, wait.

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(whimpering)

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What is going on?

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Those five pigeons
are ancient

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cosmic crumb bags
from an unknown time.

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My great-great-great-
grandmother

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helped curse them
into toy form.

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They were then scattered
to the far corners of Table Town

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for good reason.

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KIFF: Then why would they
put out an ad for them?

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It's not an ad.

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It's a PSA seeking
five secure locations

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to keep these cursed toys separate.

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See? There's my
great-great-great granny.

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The only way
to reverse the curse

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is to separate the pigeons
before sunset.

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Simple enough.

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Come on.
Let's go separate them.

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Are you nuts? No.

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The pigeons
are way too powerful.

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- You're stealing a car?
- What? No, this is my car.

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Bye.

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Why couldn't I leave
that pigeon toy alone?

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Why did I need
to collect them all?

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There's got to be something
we can do.

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(Kiff gasps)

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I have an idea.

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(distant screams)

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(moaning)

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We are the ghost of your
great-great-great-grandmother.

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We command you to help us
stop the pigeons.

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You're not the ghost of my
great-great-great-grandmother.

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How do you know?

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Because she's over there.

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- Hello.
- (both scream)

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The five pigeons are back?

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Helen, why aren't you
helping these two?

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Your mom and gran
and great-great-gran

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would be ashamed of you.

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The daddies too.

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Okay, okay.

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I guess I am
kind of the chosen one.

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(snaps fingers)

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Let's separate those pigeons.

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Yeah!

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- (distant police sirens)
- This is good.

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They're tired.

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Let's go.

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(giggling)

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(exclaims and laughs)

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<i>♪ If something
That seems hard to do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got a shot
If it's one plus two ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's a team-up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The fate of the world
Is on the line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Combine our skills ♪</i>

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<i>♪ As we align ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll split 'em up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Because these birds
Are the worst ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They're so annoying ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The Five Pigeons
Of the Acapella-pocalypse ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Is one worth destroying ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Well, that was a mouthful ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So many syllables ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If we can stuff all that
In these lyrics ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then we can do anything ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Including destroy them! ♪</i>

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(distant police sirens wailing)

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- (giggling)
- We did it!

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(helicopter flying overhead)

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HELEN:
And just in time too.

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(all sigh)

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(car horn honks)

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<i>♪ Wah, wah ♪</i>

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- (honking horn rhythmically)
<i>- ♪ Wah, wah ♪</i>

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He's so lonely.

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<i>♪ Boo-hoo ♪</i>

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Oh, jeez.

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(beatboxing)

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They all are.

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(wailing)

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(all crooning)

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This is the saddest thing
I've ever seen.

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This is wrong.

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We got to reunite them.

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What? No. Are you insane?

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But you were crying.

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Uh, I think I'll get over it.

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Those pigeons
are the worst.

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(groans)

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Got to get back on top.

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(gasps)

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Helen! Please!
I have an idea!

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If you do it...

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I'll give you this candy.

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Okay.

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(high-pitched howl)

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(pigeons crooning)

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<i>♪ Wah-wah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wah-wah, wah-wah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wah-wah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wah ♪</i>

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(all singing angelically)

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- (dance music blaring)
- (all cheer)

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This idea better be
really good.

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- Oh, it's reality good.
- What?

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ANNOUNCER: Fox Hole Productions
<i>proudly presents,</i>

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<i>the newest hit show from
visionary producer Roy Fox.</i>

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<i>It's</i> The 5 Jerks.

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<i>If you thought you hated them
in real life,</i>

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<i>you're gonna love them
in their new reality show.</i>

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BOTH:
Whoo! Yeah!

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So at first I was thinking
I was more of a Nice Guy,

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but now I think
I'm more of a Mystery Lad.

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<i>...safely sealed off
from the outside world</i>

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{\an8}<i>in their own deluxe mansion.</i>

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{\an8}(beatboxing)

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{\an8}<i>♪ Oh, we're not annoying ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ No, we are not annoying
On TV ♪</i>

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(explosion)

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BOTH: (stammering)
How do they--

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BARRY:
Oh, I don't know.