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琪芙!

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琪芙!琪芙!

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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小松鼠的歡樂生活

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{\an8}(五鴿末日人聲樂團)

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{\an8}由狐狸洞製作公司贊助播出

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{\an8}(舊物拍賣)

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{\an8}妳不是有蒐集這個?

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{\an8}我已經集滿整組了

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那這個呢?

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早就不蒐集了

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-有好東西嗎?
-沒有

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看看這個

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誰會買啊?

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相信我,讓鴿子繼續沉睡在那吧

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今天可不行,我正在出清舊貨呢

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我的節目上個月收視率下降

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為了保險起見,我決定賣出一些破爛

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這手機不賣

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(《這才叫安靜》,第95輯)

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(披頭四)

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太蠢了

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有什麼要買?

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-什麼?
-這裡面肯定有古怪

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想想,它從哪來的?

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他為什麼要戴小帽子?
還有這是什麼?樂福鞋?

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等等,它的項鍊上還寫了數字四

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也就是還有更多個嗎?一整組?

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妳在問我嗎? 因為...

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去收藏櫃!

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(琪芙的收藏櫃)

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沒有製造商,沒有日期

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聞到了嗎?

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聞起來像生日蛋糕

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它是一種叫漢那平的材料製成

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這種材料只生產於1908到1911年間

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貝瑞,找到線索了,去圖書館

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(五鴿末...)

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貝瑞,一共有五個,而且各有特色

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這個一定是神秘少年

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{\an8}(神秘少年)

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-琪芙?
-我們一定要蒐集全套!

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{\an8}(出售)

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{\an8}(壞小子)

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(古玩店)

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{\an8}(派對女郎)

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{\an8}(傻蛋)

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(捐贈中心)

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-只差一號了
-然後就集齊全套了

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所以我從不分心...

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喂?是我經理打來!

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他們保證讓我拍一支預告?
我可是有條款的

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貝瑞,是一號!

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{\an8}(好傢伙)

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集全了!

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那現在呢?

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結束了,蒐集就是這樣

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我能演十六歲!

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糟了!媽,我再回撥給妳

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謝謝你釋放我們...謝謝

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你們兩個笨蛋
你們放出了五鴿末日人聲樂團

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五...什麼?

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爽啊!

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(響屁不臭)

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借過

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等一下

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你們在搞什麼?

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救命

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救命啊

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我們得去救他!

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嘿!

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我們會翻桌...超爽

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海倫,等等!

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到底怎麼回事?

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那五隻鴿子來自古老的宇宙空間亂流

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我的曾曾曾祖母
以詛咒將他們變成玩具

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他們被分散到桌鎮各偏遠角落

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是有充分理由的

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那怎麼還有他們的廣告?

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那不是廣告,而是尋找五個安全地點

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放置這些被詛咒玩具的公告

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看,那就是我曾曾曾祖母

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扭轉詛咒的唯一方法
就是在日落前把他們分開

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簡單,來吧,我們去把他們分開

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妳瘋了嗎?才不要

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他們的力量太強了

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-妳偷車?
-亂講,這是我的車,再見

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我幹嘛要理那些鴿子玩具?

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幹嘛要蒐集齊全?

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一定有辦法的

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我有主意了

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我們是妳曾曾曾祖母的鬼魂!

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我們命令妳幫忙阻止那些鴿子!

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你們才不是我曾曾曾祖母的鬼魂

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妳怎麼知道?

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因為她就在那裡

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哈囉

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那五隻鴿子回來了?
海倫,妳為什麼不幫他們?

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妳媽媽的祖輩都會以妳為恥
爸爸那邊也是

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好啦,反正就是我命中注定

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我們去分開那些鴿子吧

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很好,他們累了

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我們上

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(破壞球2)

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就算事情很困難,團結合作就有機會

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我們組成團隊,世界的命運岌岌可危

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聯手使出渾身解數,將他們分開

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因為這些鴿子很糟糕,非常煩人

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五鴿末日人聲樂團就該被毀滅

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歌詞好多,音節好多

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如果這樣的歌詞我們都能唱
那我們什麼都辦得到

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包括消滅他們!

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-太有效了!
-成功了!

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時間剛好!

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他好孤單

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天啊

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(我想念我的朋友)

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他們都很孤單

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這是我看過最悲傷的事情

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這樣不對,我們得讓他們重聚

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什麼?不行,妳瘋了嗎?

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但妳也哭...

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我會沒事的
這五隻鴿子才是最糟的!

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我得重回巔峰才行

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海倫,拜託,我有個主意
如果妳願意...

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-我就給妳這顆糖果
-好

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這最好是個好主意

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-真人那麼好
-什麼?

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狐狸洞製作公司為您送上

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大製片人羅伊福克斯的最新熱門節目

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《五個怪胎》

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如果你覺得他們現實生活中很討厭

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在這個全新真人秀節目中
包你愛上他們

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好耶!

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一開始我覺得自己比較像好傢伙

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但現在我覺得自己更像神秘少年

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在他們自己的豪宅,與外界安全隔絕

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我們不煩人...在電視上

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-他們是怎麼...
-他們是怎麼...

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-他們怎麼...
-不知道