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(theme song plays)
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CHORUS: Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff-Kiff-Kiff!
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Kiff-Kiff-Kiff-Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
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Kiiiiff!
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(giggle)
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{\an8}SECRETARY PRINCE: Brought to you
by Yoga for Principals. Loosen up.
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{\an8}HELEN: Uh, Principal Secretary, a word!
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{\an8}Helen. He’s doing private,
principal stuff.
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SECRETARY PRINCE:
Sorry, she’s a slippery one...
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(gulps)
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HELEN: Why does my school ID
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{\an8}say I’m 712?
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{\an8}(nervous chuckle) Uh, aren’t you?
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I don’t look a day over 200
and you know it!
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You have to fix it.
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No special requests, Helen.
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Time for your daily small talk
in the Teacher’s Lounge.
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Ooh, fun! Sorry, Helen, my hands are tied.
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- (door closes)
- Well, mine aren’t.
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Luckily, I have a computer gremlin
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for just such an occasion.
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You know what to do.
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(beeping)
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School IDs.
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Helen.
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Helen. Age 217, uh huh. Print.
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Good. Got what I wanted.
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No loose ends to tie up here.
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Ah, beauty sleep.
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COMPUTER GREMLIN: Helen?
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Helen!
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(sighs) Guess I live here now.
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(wind instrument music)
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{\an8}(dramatic music)
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What happened next, Miss Deer Teacher?
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{\an8}The heart has four chambers,
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{\an8}and all were beating like a drum
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{\an8}when Penelope met Captain Todd
for the first time!
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Oh?
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Barry Buns, you are coming with us.
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Okay.
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What’s going on?
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I’ll have you know that that bunny
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is supposed to be in high school!
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Says so on the system.
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There’s been a mistake.
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You’ve got the wrong kid.
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- (dramatic music)
- VOICE: Teenager...
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(gasps) He's a teen.
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Barry?
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Wha-- How did I miss the signs?
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Sometimes it’s the ones we least expect.
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Wait! Barry can’t go to high school yet-.
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Kiff, Kiff! It’s okay.
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I’ll never make it in high school.
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They’re bound to send me back
by the end of the day.
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(dramatic music plays)
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So, word on the playground
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is that you’re in the market
for a new bestie.
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Would you consider the Trevstor?
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(rock music plays)
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It’s a short-term gig, Trev.
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Barry’ll be back.
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Eh, but, sure. You can sit there.
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TREVOR: Wanna share?
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Ugh, you can keep the fish paste sammie.
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We can just eat
next to each other like pals.
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Okay! (munches)
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(loud mouth smacking)
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Mmm. (chomping)
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Mm.
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Do you always eat so...
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interactively?
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Oh, sorry, I’m almost done.
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(chomps) Mm.
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♪ High school
Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ High school
Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ High school... ♪
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These kids are gr-grown-up people!
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♪ Nameless dude
Is shaving, yeah ♪
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I miss Kiff.
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All right, whose scene
must I suffer through next? Kiff?
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Kiff?
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But my scene's with Barry
and he's not here.
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(mocking) "My scene's with Barry
and he's not here"
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Up you get.
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(clears throat)
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What?
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Whoa.
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Whoa! Are you sure?
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(student coughs)
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(chuckles) Is that so?
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Oh, Kiff, that was terrible.
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BARRY: Oh, Kiff.
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The good ol’ days.
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Hey, bro, what's your name?
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Hey, did you see the new episode
of Teen Creek?
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New kid, huh?
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(suspenseful music plays)
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(music continues)
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You’re the coolest kid I’ve ever seen
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and I look in the mirror every day.
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(overlapping questions)
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(bell rings)
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Barry! Barry, over here!
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(grunts) Of course,
Barry's killin' it in high school.
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He's a prodigy, a wunderkind!
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They’d be crazy to send him back.
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- I’ve got to go to him.
- (sad rock ballad plays)
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So I guess it's goodbye childhood?
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(bell rings)
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(rock music plays)
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I don't know you. You a high schooler?
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I think my ripped jeans
speak for themselves.
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- Kiff?
- Barry!
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- What’re you doing in high school?
- I can’t believe it’s you in the fur!
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BOTH: I missed you so much!
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(blows raspberry)
I mean, whatever. (chuckles)
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Yeah, whatever.
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Whatever.
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♪ Teen mags, no eye contact ♪
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{\an8}♪ Say goodbye
To your juice box ♪
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♪ A whole new range of apps ♪
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♪ Why don’t you add me
On ClipClop? ♪
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♪ Acting like you don’t care ♪
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♪ When you really do care ♪
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♪ Like you definitely
Really do care! ♪
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♪ We’re in high school now! ♪
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{\an8}♪ A whole new world
For you and me ♪
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{\an8}♪ Filled with angst and irony ♪
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♪ A vast array of
Pimple creams! ♪
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♪ We’re really living our teenage dream ♪
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♪ OMG, like totally wow... ♪
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♪ We’re in high school now! ♪
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(both scream)
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♪ Whoa, fun is history ♪
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♪ And math now has the ABC! ♪
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♪ I don’t know
What I’m supposed to be? ♪
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♪ What on earth’s
The economy? ♪
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♪ Can someone please
Just tell me how... ♪
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♪ We’re in high school now? ♪
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This isn't middle school.
Paint what you see!
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Great art is concerned
with moral imperfection.
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(sighs) Okay, I know
you're probably too cool to agree but,
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I hate high school!
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Kiff, I hate it, too.
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Really?
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Yeah, but there's nothing
we can do about it.
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(sighs) I wish there was a way
to prove that you're just a kid.
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That we don't belong here.
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Maybe there is a way.
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Hand me those paints.
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As you can see, no real high-schoolers
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can do art this bad.
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We don't belong there, PS.
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Barry and I are clearly meant to be
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in Miss Deer Teacher’s class.
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Although I do dabble
in watercolor, I admit.
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(sighs) I'm no art expert.
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Let me call in a specialist.
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Uh, Miss Tulane.
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MISS TULANE: Gott im himmel. The horror.
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This is unspeakably immature.
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The unthinking mess of a small child.
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And yet...
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the naive sophistication of this one
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is clearly college level.
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Very advanced.
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Hm. Interesting...
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Alrighty then, it's settled.
Kiff will go off to art college,
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and Barry will be sent
where he belongs, Kindergarten.
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Thank you, Miss Tulane.
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Now just to update the system...
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Squirrel... Attack!
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- (growling)
- What? Stop this! What's gotten into you?
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Barry and I belong in Miss Deer
Teacher's class... together!
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(grunts)
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- (screams)
- (electricity crackling)
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PRINCIPAL SECRETARY:
Wait, Helen's taking over
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Miss Deer Teacher's class
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and Trevor is now the principal?
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Secretary Prince, another IT emergency!
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- (whimpering)
- I told you to stop opening emails
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for principal-only cruise packages.
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They’re always spam-- Oh, wait a minute.
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(grunts) Hey!
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Hey, easy! Get off, hairball!
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KIFF AND BARRY: What is that?
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"That" is a Fix It Gremlin,
thank you very much.
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Who do you work for?
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ALL: Helen?
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What?
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Peel of fruit... Reboot.
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Ok, well, you should be good now.
Helen out.
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Scram, Trevor.
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All right, you two non-high schoolers,
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(chuckles) Back to class.
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Yay!
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BARRY: So, what d'you say, Kiff,
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besties forever, for life?
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Are you sure?
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I've never been surer about anything else
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in the whole wide world.
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And galaxy. And space.
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(chuckles)
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Is that so?
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BOTH: And scene!
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(applause)