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琪芙

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琪芙,琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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小松鼠的歡樂生活

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{\an8}校園大貝瑞

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{\an8}由校長瑜伽贊助,熱身

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{\an8}塞克泰瑞校長,聊幾句

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{\an8}海倫,他在做校長的私事

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對不起,給她溜過去

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{\an8}為什麼我的教師證上寫我712歲?

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{\an8}妳不是嗎?

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我看起來不到200歲
你明明知道,你要修正

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不能提出特別要求,海倫

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教師休息室的日常閒聊時間到了

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有趣,抱歉啦,海倫,我很忙

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我剛好沒有事

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幸好我有一個電腦小妖精
剛好可以派上用場

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你知道該怎麼做

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教師證,海倫

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年齡217歲,列印

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很好,拿到我要的東西
沒有其他瑣碎的事要做

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睡美容覺

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海倫?海倫?

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看來我只能待在這裡了

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(學生名單)

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{\an8}(貝瑞)

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{\an8}(高中生)

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{\an8}(好朋友)

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鹿老師,接下來發生什麼事?

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“心臟的四個心室”

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“都像鼓一樣砰砰作響”

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“當潘妮洛普第一次
遇見陶德隊長時”

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貝瑞邦斯,麻煩你跟我們來

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好的

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怎麼了?

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我告訴你那隻小松鼠應該上高中

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系統說的

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一定有錯誤,你弄錯人了

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青少年

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他是青少年

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貝瑞?

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什麼...我怎麼沒有發現?

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有時候是我們最不注意的那個

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等等,貝瑞還不可以上高中

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琪芙,沒關係
我上高中根本念不下去

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今天下課前他們就會送我回來

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我在操場聽人家說妳想要找

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新好朋友?妳願意考慮崔佛斯特嗎?

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(崔佛斯特,全職朋友
免費專線電話)

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這只是暫時的,崔佛,貝瑞會回來的

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不過好,你可以坐那裡

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想不想一起吃?

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魚漿三明治你自己吃就好了

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我們可以像朋友一樣坐旁邊吃就好

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好吧

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你每次吃東西都這麼...會噴嗎?

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對不起,我快吃完了

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(桌鎮高中)

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高中,喔耶,高中,喔耶

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這些小孩是...大人

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我好想琪芙

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好吧,接下來要我看誰演的爛戲?

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琪芙?

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不過我的戲是跟貝瑞一起演,他不在

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“我的戲是跟貝瑞一起演,他不在”
給我上來

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什麼?

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你確定嗎?

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是這樣嗎?

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琪芙,演得爛透了

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琪芙,以前好開心

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小老弟,你叫什麼名字?

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你有看最新一集的《少年溪》嗎?

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新生嗎?

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你是我看過最酷的小孩
我每天都照鏡子

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貝瑞,貝瑞,過來這邊

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想也知道貝瑞在高中很吃香

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他是天才神童
他們瘋了才會送他回來

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我要去找他

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童年再見了吧?

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我不認識妳,妳是高中生嗎?

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看我的破牛仔褲應該就知道了

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-琪芙?
-貝瑞

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-妳跑來高中做什麼?
-真不敢相信是你

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-我好想妳
-我好想你

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-我是說隨便
-對,隨便

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隨便

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看青少年雜誌,都不看人

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跟果汁說掰掰

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應用程式多到不行

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何不在ClipClop加我好友?

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裝作一副不在乎,其實你在乎

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其實你真的很在乎

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現在我們上高中

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{\an8}你我的全新世界

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{\an8}充滿不安和諷刺,一堆痘痘乳膏

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我們的青少年夢真的實現了
天啊,真是太讚了

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我們上高中了,我們上高中了

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我們上高中了

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歷史好有趣,現在數學有英文字

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我不知道自己應該是什麼
經濟到底是什麼?

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麻煩誰可以告訴我怎麼會
我們上高中了

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這不是中學,畫出你看到的東西

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偉大的藝術跟品德瑕疵有關

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好,我知道你大概太酷不想同意

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不過我討厭高中

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琪芙,我也討厭高中

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真的嗎?

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對,不過我們也沒有辦法

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真希望有辦法可以證明你只是小孩

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我們不屬於這裡

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搞不好有辦法,把那些顏料拿給我

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你自己看,真正的高中生
不可能畫出這麼差的畫

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我們不屬於那裡,校長

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我和貝瑞很明顯應該在鹿老師的班上

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雖然我有接觸一點水彩畫
我承認我不是專家

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讓我叫專家進來,杜蘭老師

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好可怕,這幅畫的幼稚程度難以形容

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小孩隨便亂畫的塗鴉

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不過這幅畫純真熟練
很明顯有大學程度

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非常有深度

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有意思,那好吧,事情解決了

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琪芙會上藝術大學
貝瑞會送回屬於他的地方

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幼稚園,謝謝,杜蘭老師
現在要更新系統...

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小松鼠攻擊

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什...什麼?住手,妳是中什麼邪?

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我和貝瑞要一起上鹿老師的班級

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等等,海倫要接鹿老師的班級

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現在崔佛成了校長?

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普林斯秘書,電腦又有緊急狀況

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我跟你說過不要點開
校長專屬郵輪套裝行程的郵件

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那些都是垃圾信...等一下...

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喂

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輕一點,放開我,毛球

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那是什麼東西?

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我是修理小妖精,非常謝謝

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誰是你的老闆?

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-海倫
-什麼?

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水果皮,重新開機

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好了,現在應該正常了,海倫告退

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走開,崔佛
好,你們兩個不是高中生...

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回去教室

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太好了

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琪芙,妳覺得怎麼樣?
永遠一輩子的好朋友?

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你確定嗎?

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這世上我最確定的就是這件事

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還有銀河,還有外太空

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是這樣嗎?

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-下台一鞠躬
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