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{\an8}會讀書

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{\an8}由桌鎮鎮民大會贊助

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{\an8}想要抱怨?請親自來

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{\an8}你剛說這要怎麼做?

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{\an8}是讀書會,貝瑞

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{\an8}我們都看同一本書,看完再來討論

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那就開始吧
倒數三秒開始看書,三、二、一

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我就知道

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(第三章意外的轉折)

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“意外的轉折?”

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這章一定會很精采

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琪芙,我一直以為妳有潛力

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成為我們圖書館員的一員

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我絕對不會像妳這樣噓人

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對,好吧,妳做什麼事都很激動

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不過圖書館不是那樣的

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這樣不公平,我只是...
看書的時候會很激動

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要看書有更安靜的方法,琪芙,看好

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默默的激動

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我會試著安靜看書

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也許妳可以不要那麼愛噓人

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我絕對會噓死你,小松鼠,我...

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天啊,那句話說得很重

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我不想當妳小故事裡的壞人

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不過這是圖書館,只要是我負責

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我只想聽到甜美的安靜

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艾莉絲,排水溝還有問題嗎?

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我本來是...

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我有很急的問題

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我想請你派我負責公共圖書館

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什麼?不行,沒有那種表格

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不過...

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-有一張圖表
-我在聽

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-這就是圖表
-原來如此

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這個點是我在圖書館的愉快指數

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時間是今天早上9點14分

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我被人噓過後一分鐘
愉快指數就掉到下面這裡

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五分鐘後愉快指數直落到破表

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這些數字正確嗎?

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計算三遍了
這個資料很正確,葛拉賓

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不過如果你給我機會
我知道我可以讓愉快指數向上衝破表

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我可以拒絕這麼強的推測嗎?
當然不可以

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這是正式公文

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所以妳是負責人?
我以為妳永遠不會成為我們的一員

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我說我絕對不會像妳這樣噓人

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不行...不行,我不會瞪人
我也不是壞人

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我不是那種人,如果我是壞人
就會整天瞪著妳

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發誓不報復妳就絕不善罷干休

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不過我不是壞人,我很有趣

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進來吧,我只好回到之前的老本行

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去烤舒芙蕾,祝你好運,小松鼠

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她走了,她走了

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好了,現在這是大聲圖書館
這裡可以盡情大聲說話

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沒有討厭的噓聲,如果需要協助

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我會在服務台這裡看書

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你們拜託,有點反應嘛

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開什麼玩笑

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大聲一點,神秘情人
好像殺人魔在追你一樣喘氣

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{\an8}(最好笑的笑話)

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{\an8}你看笑話的書怎麼都不笑

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{\an8}這樣不好,同學
大聲念出來一個笑話

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{\an8}好吧,忍者都穿什麼鞋子?

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{\an8}布鞋

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笑出來感覺真好,布鞋
因為忍者都吃布,我聽得懂

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-漂亮,崔佛,漂亮
-布鞋

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現在來看...意外的轉折

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小鴨鴨走到碼頭,小鴨鴨走到碼頭

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然後那隻小鴨鴨要做什麼?

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小鴨鴨走到碼頭

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你覺得大家會跌倒
不過沒有,他們...等等

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你講電話會很快講完嗎?

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(媽)

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我講太大聲嗎?

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大聲是沒有關係

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不過應該是要看書,所以...

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對,我剛才在講說這本書有多好看

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好吧

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我應該講小聲點嗎?妳知道?

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不用,我不是在噓你,我絕對不會

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那就好,對不起,媽

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新來的圖書館員,準備聽第二章嗎?

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歡迎收聽《有沒有人在聽》
聊有聲書的節目

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沒關係,反正再大聲也不過這樣

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反正大家都還有在看書

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(會讀書)

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阿貝,你還好嗎?讀書會的人呢?

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好,我剛看到
夏翠絲背叛馬魯恩的地方

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-我一定要知道下面怎麼樣
-不行,不要走

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不知道我是不是有什麼毛病

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不過我有時候只是需要安靜看書

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可是不要難過,妳做到了
妳讓圖書館吵到不行

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琪芙真的贏了,我要閃人了

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-貝瑞...
-反正夜店誰會看書?

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這不是夜店,是圖書館
你知道安靜的地方?

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糟糕,又來了

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不可以那樣,這是大聲圖書館

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太大聲了,他們聽不到我
沒人可以噓這群人安靜,除了...

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有人嗎?

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請在店裡用舒芙蕾烘焙店的聲音

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大聲圖書館怎麼樣?

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妳知道,就是老樣子

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其實什麼都變了

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大聲圖書館太大聲了

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妳要我去圖書館噓那群人安靜?

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-對
-那就說我是對的

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說“妳不是壞人
妳是非常理性的圖書館員”

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快說

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我錯了,妳不是壞人,壞人是我

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我毀掉我喜愛的地方

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我是壞人

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好吧,小松鼠,我會幫妳

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慘了,我沒有帶到圖書館卡
沒有辦法進去

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等等,我們不可以放棄
放棄就會失去圖書館

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我們不會失去圖書館

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請出示噓聲認證

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噓聲確認,哞芙蕾小姐

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這是什麼地方?

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每個圖書館都有安靜室
應付噓聲緊急狀況

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這裡存放我們的安靜裝備

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也是我快樂的地方

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(尷尬的安靜)

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-後來怎麼樣?
-他走到碼頭

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來點助眠茶

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舒緩洋甘菊平靜噴霧

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重力毯

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大聲圖書館現在關門
重複,大聲圖書館現在關門

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再見,祝你愉快,請快點離開

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那個布條不適合掛在這裡

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我明白,我搞砸了

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不是,我是說妳的布條要掛在...

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這裡,妳勇敢為自己的信念
站出來,小松鼠

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雖然我絕對不是壞人,不得不承認

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妳讓我發現圖書館

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還有足夠空間滿足我們的需求

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所以樓上就當作我安靜的聖殿

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妳可以在這裡大聲地看書

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什麼...這是帶給妳快樂的地方

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現在是妳的了

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好啦...好啦,翻頁倒數...

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-三、二、一
-三、二、一

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