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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff! ♪
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Thanks for inviting us over, Trevor.
Yeah. First time hang.
Yeah, when we got this sick, new giant TV, I thought,
Kiff and Barry have got to see this thing.
I like that you live way out in Rolltop Woods.
Like an old wizard.
Are you even listening about my big TV?
I'm talking about sound blasting out of the carpet and ceiling.
You'll need earmuffs.
Yeah, you said that before.
Reclining leather chairs, suede cup holders,
a voice-activated remote massages your feet
while you watch TV.
It'll blow your minds.
Trev, buddy, we're already sold.
So, uh, where's the big TV?
I made it up!
My family doesn't own a TV.
My mom keeps her collection of dried herbs in the spot
where a TV should go.
Oh, and this totally is an old wizard house.
So, no suede cup holders then?
You probably both want to leave now,
so I'll turn around and, uh, make things easy for you.
Huh? We don't care about TV.
Really?
Really.
Whoa!
Heard you loud and clear, tummy.
Do you have any cereal, Trevor?
Mm-hmm. Follow me.
Brace yourself.
I shudder to think what sort of crunch cereal this house has.
Uh, hungry for oats?
Whoa! Choco Lanterns.
Hay Barrels. Corn Fakes. Grape Rubber Boomz!
Yumpers? Dandies?
Andrew's Mix?
Whoa, baby!
I didn't even think
you could get Yumpers in this country.
Whoa, you guys sure love cereal. I should've opened with this.
Gosh, I don't know which one to try first.
Gentleman and gentleman,
I present to you Kiff's Mix.
Oh, transcendent!
Oh, the harmony.
All my life, I've felt I was destined to do something great.
And now I know it was to do this.
Create the world's best bowl of cereal.
Can you make us some more?
A little bit of this, a little of that.
No! It's all wrong!
I'm already forgetting what it tasted like.
I'm just happy you're both still here.
It's all gravy.
Stop! There's still some cereal milk left from the original bowl.
We can work backwards from this.
But how?
Table Town Science Lab?
I've got a cereal milk sample I need analysis on, stat.
Yeah? Yeah?
All right! Thank you so much!
They said no,
unless we can cough up 100 nuts for the lab fee.
Do you get Internet on your phone?
Can we stream TV on that baby?
Trevor, focus!
Gather round and gather up.
I'm here to spread the good word about a magical mixture
of all the best cereals that will dazzle your taste buds.
That's right, folks.
Kiff's Mix.
Available tomorrow at Trevor's house
for the low, low cost of one nut per bowl.
Why would we buy cereal from you with our own money?
We all have cereal at home that our parents bought for us.
I'm losing them. Trev, you want to tap in?
What? Why me?
You are a natural-born showman.
Yeah, you really had us going about that big, fake TV.
Just go out there and do exactly the same thing.
Go out there. Yeah.
Hi, everybody. So, uh, Kiff's Mix has...
suede cup holders.
The cereal has cup holders?
Not exactly the same thing.
Hey! I want to hear more about these cup holders.
Wait, they like it. Keep going.
Each box has a voice-activated remote that massages your feet.
Each box has a reclining leather chair.
Each bite will blow your minds!
Table Town Lab, here we come.
You know, when I took this job,
I thought it was gonna be a lot more stuff like this.
Handling milk.
Oh, here comes your data.
Okay.
6% Yumpers.
Got that. I did that.
Uh... What?
1% unknown?
Your cereal contains an ingredient
currently unknown to science!
Well, how are we supposed to find an unknown ingredient?
You must have had it around the day you mixed the first cereal, right?
Retrace your steps and you'll find the right ingredient.
That's what I do.
Let's do this.
No!
Ah.
Okay, now what?
Shh, tummy. We're trying to think.
Wait, that's what happened last time. To the kitchen!
I was mixing the cereals, and Trevor was getting the spoons,
then Barry was holding the big bowl.
This is hopeless!
My new friends, I mean, the investors,
are gonna be here soon!
- Hopeless. - Trevor.
What is up with you today?
You're gonna make Barry cry.
Oh, here come the waterworks again.
Again?
Your mixing was so beautiful last time, I was moved to tears.
Gentleman and gentleman,
I present to you Kiff's Mix.
Barry, that's it!
Your tears are the secret ingredient!
There might just be enough time to prep all the cereal.
Six percent this, two percent that.
Great. All we need now is ye olde secret ingredient.
Barry, you're up.
I can't force a cry.
I have to feel something.
I know what always makes you cry.
Commercials on TV.
We're doomed.
Wait. Unless...
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Oh, no.
♪ Because every step on the street ♪
♪ Hurts your little feet ♪
♪ And there's so much you don't know ♪
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Why can't we all have carpet so nice?
Hello?
It's tomorrow.
We're here for this so-called miracle cereal.
- Let us in! - Ah! They're here.
Welcome, welcome.
Make with the Kiff's Mix!
One sec.
Come on, slowpokes.
We need to move product.
Pedal to the metal.
I'm going as fast as I can, Trev.
- Just think of the demand. - What do you mean?
We're going to mass-produce Kiff's Mix.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. We never discussed that.
We'd be fools not to expand.
Remember, Kiff, it's your destiny.
Huh? Never noticed this tube before.
No!
Kiff, what are you doing?
Easy, easy!
Kiff's Mix! Kiff's Mix!
Don't do anything you'll regret, Kiff.
There's an angry mob of my potential new friends out there
who we promised that cereal to!
Say this is the last batch, or it all goes sinkside.
Uh...
Okay, okay.
I'll never make another batch of Kiff's Mix.
I promise.
Ah!
Trevor, what have you done?
You're fired, Kiff.
We have the recipe.
Barry and I don't need you.
Can't we just go back to when we were three friends
eating ten cereals at once?
Yes, yes! Liquid gold.
Keep 'em coming.
Trevor, stop it, you weirdo.
Stop trying to collect Barry's tears.
But they make the cereal taste so good!
Wait. What?
Oh, hey, guys.
Just collecting Barry's tears
to make more delicious Kiff's Mix for everybody.
They're the special secret ingredient.
Ew.
They're all leaving.
We know, Trev. And it's okay.
I'm sorry I got so crazy back there.
The real thing that made Kiff's Mix so good
was eating it with two good buddies like you.
I liked seeing a more intense side of you, actually.
Like an evil old wizard.
All right, ready for this, Trevor?
Oh, I was born ready.
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