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{\an8}ANNOUNCER: This episode's
brought to you by Fly Guys,
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{\an8}the 32-year anniversary
volleyball edition, out now.
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{\an8}(laughs) I can't believe
I'm finally meeting
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{\an8}your old college friends.
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- (both gasp)
- They're here.
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(excited chatter)
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Let me guess.
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This must be Meryl,
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the world-famous architect.
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I designed this airport.
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Deryl, pre-eminent chocolatier.
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(exclaims)
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Cheryl, renowned jazz songstress.
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(scatting)
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Nice to meet you.
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And I, of course, am Kiff,
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the natural, totally not forcing it
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fifth and newest member of this group.
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Love it!
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Baggage claim's right this way.
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Whoa, whoa, wee-wah!
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This baggage claim makes the auto club
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look like Frankenstein's china cabinet.
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(all laugh)
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KIFF: Laugh, you fool.
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(cackles)
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Auto club cabinet! Look like!
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She'll get it when she's older.
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I did get the joke.
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{\an8}Hey, kid, over here.
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{\an8}A hologram.
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Are you looking for a quick way
to earn status and respect?
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That's exactly what's happening.
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Then you should consider becoming a pilot.
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(gasps) Of course!
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It's so obvious.
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Pilots are the pinnacle of maturity.
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Just wait till the Eryls
see me piloting my own plane.
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Hey, kid, over here.
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Welcome to pilot school, cadets.
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Here you will undergo a rigorous training,
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ending in a bona fide flight test
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in front of your loved ones.
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I, of course, am Sergeant Hind,
first name Bigby.
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(all snicker)
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Bigby Hind?
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Ha, ha. Very funny.
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I've heard them all before, I assure you.
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I will now attach your trainee epaulettes.
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Everything you've heard about me
is true. I'm intense.
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I was an extra in the movie Fly Guys,
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and I expect a lot from my cadets.
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Cadet Biff, why do you want to be a pilot?
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Sir, my parents made a joke and I laughed,
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and then they said
I was too young to get the joke,
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so I wanted to be a pilot
so they'd finally believe
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I got the joke, sir!
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Get out.
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There's no space on a pilot's plane
for emotional baggage.
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Cadet Kiff, same question.
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Uh...
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I want to be a pilot
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for the same reason you did, sir.
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You have a deep love of clouds?
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Bada bing.
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Cadet Reggie?
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Same, same. The cloud thing.
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Not weird baggage about jokes.
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- Good, good.
- Whew!
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Lesson one, handling heights.
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(exhales) We gonna fire up
this bad boy, sarge?
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Nope.
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(airplane beeping)
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Conquer the stairs, conquer your fears.
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Kiff, you're first.
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BARRY: Kiff!
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SERGEANT HIND: Who's that
running on my tarmac?
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BARRY: Kiff!
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Barry?
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Kiff!
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Your mom was so worried about you!
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You went off for the day
without your sippy cup!
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Sippy cup?
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I don't own a sippy cup.
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I haven't touched one of those in years.
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Get up those stairs, cadet.
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Okay, I got this.
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I did get the joke. I did get the joke.
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(mocking chatter)
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You didn't get the joke.
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Kiff, I got you!
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(gasps)
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Ugh, what happened?
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I'm sorry, Kiff. I distracted you.
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Why'd you have to bring
my old sippy cup, Bar? It's embarrassing.
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- I'll get rid of it. It's gone.
- Wait!
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The way you caught your friend
back there was very pilot.
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Consider yourself enrolled.
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Cadet Barry is my new star student.
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Cadet Kiff, you're my new dud.
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I don't know
what happened up there, sarge.
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We got to move on, cadet.
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Okay, let's have some fun, everybody.
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The most important part of flying a plane?
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Communicating
with your passengers. Observe.
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Well, folks, if you look out the, uh...
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right side of the plane,
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you'll get a...
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pretty nice view of Mount Table.
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Wow.
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Flightless squirrel, you're up.
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(gasps)
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You didn't get the joke.
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I did get the joke.
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- (feedback squealing)
- CHERYL: Joke, joke,
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joke, joke, joke...
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Did you say "joke"?
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- No.
- Kiff, what's going on?
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Barry, I don't know what's happening.
I can't do this.
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Kiff, all you need is some sort
of epic training sequence.
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- Will that work?
- Trust me.
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(tinny rock music playing)
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Uh, folks, we just detected
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a montage up ahead.
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♪ Getting the joke is a huge part ♪
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♪ Of being an adult, they say ♪
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♪ Someone says something funny ♪
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♪ And everyone laughs ♪
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♪ You weren't allowed to
And not be questioned about it ♪
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- ♪ Broken heart ♪
- ♪ To prove you got the joke ♪
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♪ Still having fun ♪
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♪ You gotta prove you got that joke ♪
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♪ It's gonna be a struggle
But you can't give up ♪
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♪ It's been years since you used
That little sippy cup ♪
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- ♪ Broken heart ♪
- ♪ To prove you got the joke ♪
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♪ Still having fun ♪
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♪ You gotta prove you got that joke ♪
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♪ Touch the stars... ♪
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What does this have to do
with being a pilot?
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Seriously? Nobody here has seen Fly Guys?
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♪ They try to laugh just to fit in ♪
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♪ Wet in the drinks you'll be spitting ♪
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♪ You're an ace, put them in their place ♪
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♪ You know you got it ♪
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♪ The joke ♪
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♪ You got that joke ♪
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♪ You know you got it ♪
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♪ You got that joke ♪
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♪ You got it ♪
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♪ No matter what they do ♪
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♪ They can't take laughs ♪
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♪ Away from you ♪
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Remember that your final test
will be you in action
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in a cockpit.
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But I'm confident that all of you
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will nail your junior pilot's test tomorrow.
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Mommies and daddies welcome.
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(indistinct chattering)
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(laughter)
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- I don't recognize her.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- Wow, that's--
- Ahem.
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I expect to see you all in attendance.
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Good day.
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{\an8}"Kiff Chatterley cordially invites you
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{\an8}to witness her ascension
to highly respected pilot
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{\an8}at an ultra-cool flight simulation."
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Wow!
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Kiff! Oh, everybody's looking for you.
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The test has started.
Reggie's doing his flight.
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KIFF: Well, where is he?
Is he already flying high?
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He's right in front of you.
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Oh, no.
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I've way overhyped this.
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What happened to the cockpit?
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That is a cockpit.
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But... my pilot's license!
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It's a junior pilot's license, kid.
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KIFF: Oh, no.
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Uh, no.
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SERGEANT HIND: Next up, Kiff Chatterley.
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(shushing)
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- ALL: Aw!
- Cute.
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(groans)
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There's only one thing to do.
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I've just got to own it.
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(camera shutter clicks)
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Here we go.
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(sputters)
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That was pretty good.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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this is your, uh... pilot speaking.
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To my right, you'll see my mom
and her, uh... cool friends.
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And up in this cockpit,
you'll see me, uh...
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being just as cool.
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Kiff did get the joke.
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Oh, it's so obvious to me
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now that she is piloting
this luxury airplane.
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(in slow motion) No!
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This better not look funny.
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- (all laugh)
- Do not move, cadet.
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You could be in shock.
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Try slowly moving your hindquarters
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to help circulation.
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Really? All right.
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(all laughing)
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(chuckles) Just messing with you.
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Obviously, I'm gonna
have to fail you, though.
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That was not very pilot.
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You know what, sir?
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I'm actually fine
with being not very pilot.
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- (all gasp)
- That's right.
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The only reason I signed up
for these lessons in the first place
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was to earn the respect
of my mom and her cool friends.
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But I'm tired of pretending.
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So here goes.
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I didn't get the joke!
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- Did she say "joke"?
- Hardly a joke...
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Did she say "Joe" or "joke"?
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Ladies, I did not really get
the joke, either.
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I didn't get the joke.
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(inhales deeply)
I didn't get the joke, either.
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But it was your joke.
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Oh, I was just riffing.
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It's a jazz thing, baby.
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(laughs) Huzzah.
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(all chatter and applaud)
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Dad, four years ago at the pool,
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I never got the joke.
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I love you too, Dad.
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SERGEANT HIND: I...
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hate clouds.
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Cadet Kiff, you've earned your wings.
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- (laughter)
- CHERYL: Oh, Kiff.
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You are high-larious!
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Very pilot.
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♪ Today, he gets the joke ♪
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(closing theme music playing)