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(琪芙坐飛機)

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{\an8}本集由飛行小子贊助播出

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{\an8}32週年排球版現已上市

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{\an8}(機場)

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{\an8}不敢相信我終於要見到你的大學同學

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他們到了

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她在那裡

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我們又重聚了

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讓我猜,這一定是梅洛
世界知名的建築師

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這個機場是我設計的

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戴洛,傑出的巧克力師傅

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雪洛,當紅的爵士女歌手

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很高興見到你

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當然我是琪芙,自然完全不違和

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這個團體的第五個新成員

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我喜歡

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行李領取處就在這邊

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這個行李領取處讓汽車俱樂部
看起來像科學怪人的瓷器櫃

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笑啊,你這個笨蛋

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汽車俱樂部看起來像...

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她長大一點就聽得懂了

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{\an8}-人家聽得懂
-小朋友,看過來

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{\an8}(全像時間)

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{\an8}全像投影

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{\an8}你想很快得到地位和別人的尊重嗎?

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{\an8}就是這樣

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{\an8}那麼你應該考慮當機長

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{\an8}當然了,這麼明顯
機長是最成熟的人

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{\an8}等那四個叫洛的看到我
開自己的飛機就知道

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{\an8}小朋友,看過來

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學員們,歡迎來到飛行學校

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這裡你們會接受嚴格的訓練
最後親自完成飛行考試

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在親人的見證下

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當然我是海德中士,叫我畢格比就好

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畢葛屁海德?

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不好笑,我什麼諧音都聽過了
不要不信

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現在我要幫你們戴上學員肩章

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外傳我的事都是真的

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我作風強勢
當過電影《飛行小子》的臨演

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我對學員的期望很高
比夫學員,你為什麼想當機長?

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教練,我爸媽說一個笑話,我跟著笑

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然後他們說我太小聽不懂
我就想當機長

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好讓他們知道我聽得懂笑話

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出去

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機長的飛機上沒有情感包袱的位置

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琪芙學員,同樣的問題

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我想當機長的理由跟你一樣,教練

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你很喜歡雲嗎?

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超喜歡

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{\an8}(最好笑的笑話)

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-瑞吉學員
-一樣,也喜歡雲

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不是什麼怪怪的笑話包袱

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很好

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第一堂課,應對高度

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我們要開飛機嗎,中士?

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不是

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爬上階梯,克服恐懼,琪芙,你先來

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琪芙

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-誰在我的停機坪上亂跑?
-琪芙

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-貝瑞?
-琪芙

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你媽很擔心你

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你早上沒有帶小杯杯就出門了

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小杯杯?

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小杯杯?不是我的
我好多年都沒有碰過小杯杯

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給我爬上階梯,學員

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好,我做得到,我聽得懂笑話

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小杯杯

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-你聽不懂笑話
-你聽不懂笑話

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琪芙,我接住你了

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怎麼回事?

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對不起,琪芙,我害你分心了

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你幹嘛把人家的小杯杯拿來?
尷尬死了

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-我來處理,丟掉了
-等等

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你剛才在那邊接住你朋友的反應
很有機長的樣子

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你註冊了,貝瑞學員是我的新學生

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琪芙學員,你是我的新廢物

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我不知道剛才怎麼了,中士

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我們要繼續上課,學員
好,我們來點有趣的

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開飛機最重要的一件事

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就是跟乘客溝通,看好

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各位乘客,請你們...往右邊看
就會看到...

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清楚的桌山美景

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厲害

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不會飛的小松鼠,你上來

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你聽不懂笑話

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我聽得懂

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笑話...笑話

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你剛才說笑話嗎?

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-沒有
-琪芙,怎麼了?

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貝瑞,我不知道發生什麼事

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我做不到

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琪芙,你只需要某種
精采的訓練拼接畫面

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那有用嗎?

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相信我

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各位乘客,我們剛才發現
前方有蒙太奇

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聽說聽懂笑話是當大人的大事

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有人說笑話大家都在笑

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你也想笑,可是不要被別人質疑

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證明你聽得懂笑話

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你要證明你聽得懂笑話

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過程會很辛苦,不過不可以放棄

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你已經很多年沒有用那個小杯杯

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證明你聽得懂笑話

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你要證明你聽得懂笑話
人小志氣高...

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這跟當機長有什麼關係?

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真的假的?
這裡沒有人看過《飛行小子》?

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(飛行小子)

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他們跟著笑不想被排擠
喝下飲料會天旋地轉

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你是王牌,給他們好看

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你知道你聽得懂笑話

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你聽得懂笑話,你知道你懂

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你聽得懂笑話,你聽得懂

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不管怎樣他們都無法奪走你的笑

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記住你們最後的考試
你會坐在駕駛艙開飛機

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不過我相信你們都會順利完成

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明天的小機長考試
歡迎爸爸媽媽來看

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那是誰?我認不出她,好可愛

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天啊

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我希望你們都會來

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日安

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{\an8}琪芙查特利誠摯邀請你見證

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{\an8}她升格為備受尊重的機長
表現超酷的模擬飛行

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好厲害

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琪芙,大家都在找你

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考試開始了,瑞吉在開飛機

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他在哪裡?他已經飛上天了嗎?

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他就在你面前

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糟了,我講得太誇張了
說好的駕駛艙呢?

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那就是駕駛艙

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可是我的機長執照

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是小機長執照,小朋友

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慘了...

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下一位是琪芙查特利

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可愛

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只有一件事要做,我只要做好就好

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開始了

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開得很好

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各位乘客,這是...機長廣播

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在我右手邊
你會看到我媽和她的酷朋友

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還有這個駕駛艙你會看到我...
酷酷的樣子

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琪芙真的聽得懂笑話

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現在我看得出來
她是這架豪華客機的機長

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(琪芙航空)

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這最好不要出糗

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不要動,學員,你可能驚魂未定

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試著慢慢動一動你的尾巴
幫助血液循環

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真的嗎?好吧

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只是跟你鬧著玩的

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不過我當然不會給你及格
那不是機長的樣子

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教練,你知道嗎?
我其實沒有機長的樣子也無所謂

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沒錯,我一開始報名上課的理由

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就是得到我媽和她的酷朋友的尊重

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不過我不想再假裝了,我要說了

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我聽不懂笑話

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-笑話?是笑還是笑話?
-那不符合資格

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小姐們,我其實也聽不懂笑話

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我聽不懂笑話

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我聽不懂笑話

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我也聽不懂笑話

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不過笑話是你說的

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我只是在即興表演
這是爵士的特色,寶貝

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爸,四年前在泳池...我聽不懂笑話

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我也愛你,爸

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我...

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討厭雲

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琪芙學員,你獲得飛行的資格

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琪芙,你笑死我了

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很有機長的樣子

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她聽不懂笑話

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