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{\an8}每週採買日

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{\an8}福德曼新潮甜菜汁贊助播出!

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{\an8}味道本應如此!

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{\an8}(史林皮超市)

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{\an8}星期日是桌鎮最繁忙的雜貨採買日

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今天店裡生意一定很好
我感覺到那種氣氛了

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古登,朋友,第一天在試吃攤工作

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你能應付得來嗎?

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我工作非常認真負責

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時間到,開門

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每週購物...物,買些好物...物

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採買若要心安...安
別忘了帶清單...單

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你有記得帶購物清單嗎,馬汀?

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不會吧,親愛的
你又忘了帶清單嗎?

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我們要特地開回家拿嗎?

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-不用
-所以你有帶?

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有

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因為你今天得自己去完成每週採購

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他們有一個很棒的優惠券活動

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如果在店內蒐集全20張優惠券

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就能玩一次他們的古董娃娃機!

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聽說裡面有個55年歷史的卡祖笛

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妳太誇張了,媽,好好去玩吧

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我和免費試吃攤有每週約會

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這個試吃攤有什麼特別?

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這是店裡最熱門的地點!

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吃不完的免費起司
水果和義大利麵樣品

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任何你所夢想的他們都有,還免費!

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不喜歡菠菜派?

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每十分鐘就有新產品出來!

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最棒的一點是,背後的推手戴安

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她總是給我們這些飢餓的小朋友
額外的點心

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好,妳們倆去享受吧
我來...照清單採購

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就交給我

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史林皮,好傢伙!

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(娃娃機)

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抱歉撞到妳!

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妳是我女兒的學校老師,對吧?

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她上妳的戲劇課,琪芙查特利?

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妳們好像有時會一起惡作劇?
在鎮上附近?

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我有很多學生,我不知道...

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-好吧,幸會!
-好吧

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真高興對話結束了

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第一張優惠券

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試吃...

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嗨,戴安呢?

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她去了奧圖曼商場參加試吃博覽會
我是新來的

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對她說來真不錯
她已經說要去參加好幾年了

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認識新的試吃迷一直都是件開心的事

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今天吃什麼呢,古登?迷你鹹派?

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{\an8}我只給付錢的客人試吃,不給小孩

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{\an8}我以為戴安已經很幽默了!

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我不只是個小孩,我和父母一起來

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我那會付錢的父母!

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你要知道,我對產品的意見
對他們可重要了

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會影響他們的考量

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先生你好,吃點迷你鹹派嗎?

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麵包,我知道我們一向有買麵包

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不用清單我也知道要買麵包

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天啊,我們通常買哪個牌子?

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是那個有小小麥從太陽彈出來的嗎?

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有著火的小圓麵包那個?

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我喜歡鄉村女郎臥推的這個

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最後一袋我搶到了

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貝瑞?你怎麼在這裡氣呼呼的?

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試吃銷售員不讓我試吃

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我也是!

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-嗨,兩位
-試吃銷售員?

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你們在談那個新的試吃銷售員?

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對!

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我從沒想過
一個叫古登的傢伙權力會大過我

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讓我們團結起來!

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我們四個加起來
肯定比他聰明,對吧?

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一、二、三、四,試吃!

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咳咳,妳好,又是我

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這話什麼意思?

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記得我嗎?琪芙查特利的媽媽?

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我們五分鐘前巧遇聊過天?

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好吧

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那...好吧,總之...

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抱歉,借過

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這個推車似乎不想繞路走

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好了

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清單掉了,沒有清單
都不知道要怎麼進行每週採買了

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(甜菜汁)

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對不起,我只是想偷看妳的採購清單

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我有點不知道該買什麼才好

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真可憐,你要跟著我一起採購嗎?

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可以嗎?那就太好了

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首先,一加侖的福德曼新潮甜菜汁

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妳說了算!

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看看他,自以為是個大人物

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-我也可以買個電磁爐
-嘿,琪芙!我們找到一個了!

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好的,普林斯秘書!

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在這看到你穿著週末休閒短褲
有點奇怪

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你們要我幫你們拿免費試吃品?

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要四份
但你要說是為其他的大人朋友拿的

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然後再拿來給我們

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很好,他們在微笑,微笑...

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他在多要幾份試吃品了
好耶,馬上回來我們這裡吧

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等等,他在幹嘛?

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他在聞試吃品的味道,他閉上了眼睛

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流下了口水,彷彿他喜歡這個香味

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不好了,他在試吃迷你鹹派了

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糟糕,他很喜歡,他...他會全部吃光

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那些試吃品超好吃,你們一定要嚐嚐

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我們正在努力

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就是這個,第20張優惠券!

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我不要再這樣了
我受不了再寒暄了!

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寒暄?我們幾乎都講不到十個字

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幫個忙
如果我再看到妳,又要再寒暄

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我就要把妳變成蘑菇!

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但我討厭蘑菇!

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真的?連黃蘑菇也不喜歡?
一般來說蘑菇

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在食譜中非常百搭...

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等等,不對,又在寒暄了

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別想挑戰我

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好啊,反正我也不想跟妳說話!

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真沒意思,18、19...

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最...最後一張呢?

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慘了,要怎樣才能不跟海倫說話
又拿到優惠券?

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好吧,我們知道哪些辦法行不通了
請大人幫忙拿試吃品

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在商店下面挖隧道
用公共電話打給古登

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-假裝是他奶奶...
-結束了!我們什麼辦法都試過了

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放棄吧,我叫我爸爸
直接把所有產品買下來

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然後我們到我家試吃

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不行,小燭!

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那不是重點!重點是免費試吃!

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那是陪父母逛超市時

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那種漫無目的
無盡空虛中的一線希望!

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如果有人能讓古登離開試吃攤

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幾分鐘就好了,但誰能呢?

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有了,我想到辦法了!

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該你去午休了,古登
我來看顧試吃攤

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好吧

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再買13個過熟軟爛的酪梨!

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就這樣,完成了
我真以你為榮,馬汀

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謝謝妳
我絕對想不到要買這些,差太多了!

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我正在試怪裡怪氣節食法

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在你跟我買一樣的東西以前

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或許我該先跟你說!
我得走囉!保持怪異!

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(空氣包,只有空氣
豆醬,豆子的味道)

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{\an8}(蛋白脆片,脆脆的、100%雞蛋)

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等等,什麼?回來啊!

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嘿,你在工作嗎?

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快告訴我要買什麼
我把採購清單忘在家裡了

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絕不能讓我的家人知道!

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哈囉?

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老爸?

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我可以解釋!
這是我們唯一可以免費試吃的方法!

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是這樣嗎?這些我拿走了

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琪芙,我想妳媽不需要知道...

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-來不及了,我都聽到了
-親愛的?妳在做什麼?

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妳,夠了!蘑菇時間!

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快逃

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{\an8}天靈靈地靈靈
變成妳最討厭的東西!

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幹嘛!

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我變小孩了,我之前真是混球!

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小孩也是人
大家都來免費試吃!快來享用!

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看看他,變成了他最不喜歡的東西
幹得好,海倫

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啊,妳是琪芙的媽媽!

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我們走吧

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好難喝

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零售業每天都很有趣,對吧?

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非常同意

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史林皮,你要靠自己了

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第一次上路

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史林皮,你終於自由了

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見識世界,會讓你大開眼界

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(機場)

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好耶

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