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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff ♪
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(giggles)
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ANNOUNCER: Brought to you
by Daryl H. Pizza,
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{\an8}where not just any pizza will cut it.
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{\an8}Pizza comes uncut.
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{\an8}BARRY: Aw, see,
mine's cut in half diagonally.
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{\an8}Yours is cut in half up and down.
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I can't tell which half is more sandwich.
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The Abras are coming!
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Uh, are you sure?
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They are here.
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(dance music blaring)
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(all gasp)
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Attention, fellow students.
It is I, Candle Fox.
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As you may have heard,
one of the Abras, Lizette,
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has droop tail--
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So sad--
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and can no longer attend
my sleepover tonight.
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But her sudden tragedy
is your stroke of fortune.
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I will now select someone
to take her place.
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- Good luck to you all.
- (megaphone feedback squeals)
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No. No.
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Definite no.
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I wonder why
they call themselves the Abras?
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Nobody knows but them.
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Nobody?
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- What are you doing?
- Making myself look good.
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I gotta get invited to this sleepover.
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Really? I thought you and Candle
were adversaries.
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No way. I'm friends with everyone,
equally, across the board.
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Okay, look, I have no desire
to become an Abra,
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but my interest is piqued.
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I got to know what
their secret name means.
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What even is an Abra?
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Is it an acronym?
A dance move? A Swedish band?
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All I know is it's an element unknown,
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and not knowing is driving me crazy.
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Well, hello again, Kiff Chatterley.
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CANDLE: So you're coming to my sleepover?
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Cool. See you tonight, Kiff.
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"See you tonight, Kiff"?
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Yeah, that was weird.
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She looked at me,
but her mouth said "Kiff."
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That was her way of inviting us both.
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Everyone knows we're a package deal.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Packages. Yeah, okay.
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(doorbell rings)
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(crickets chirping)
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Delivery.
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What's going on?
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Like I said, we only needed one stand-in.
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Oh, because you said--
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Well, you were looking at Barry,
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but then you said,
"See you tonight, Kiff."
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So we assumed...
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Oh, sometimes I forget
which one of you is which.
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But, I mean, you get it.
You two are kind of one person.
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Math, make it make sense.
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(classical string music playing)
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Thank you, Jean Claude.
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Names?
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I'm Kiff.
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And, uh... Barry.
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They're in our class.
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Kennedy's in Mr. Ri'Peppa's
class across the hall.
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Yeah, I was so over the scene
at Tuft Pierre, you know,
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so I transferred.
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I know what you're thinking.
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"Wow, so brave." (haughty laugh)
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Where do you summer?
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Uh, same place we winter,
spring and fall, I guess.
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- (chuckles nervously)
- (exhaled gas wheezes)
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Uh, okay!
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It's time for sleepover games!
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♪ Abras, Abras ♪
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♪ A-A-A-A-Abras ♪
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♪ Abras, Abras ♪
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♪ A-A-A-A-Abras ♪
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♪ Just for tonight ♪
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♪ You can be one of us ♪
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Oh! "Society!
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Ugh!
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Of course, of course.
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♪ We won't remember your name ♪
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♪ Abras ♪
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(both laughing)
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Well, that was fun. Look at us. Friends.
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Okay, so maybe now's a good time
to tell us how you came up
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with the name for the Abras. (chuckles)
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You were a lot of fun at the party games,
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but we can't tell you.
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(laughs)
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Look, Barry and I can keep a secret, okay?
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We'll see.
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We'll now play
the time-honored sleepover game:
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"Two Truths and a Lie."
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Two of your statements
should be facts, or "truths,"
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and one must be a lie.
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Then it's up to us to guess the lie.
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Kiff, you're up.
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Okay, uh, here goes.
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Sometimes I forget to brush
my tooth, I'm not ticklish,
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and I once blew a bubble
the size of my head.
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Well, your head is
bubble-shaped, so that tracks.
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Not ticklish, that's believable.
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Okay, I got it. No way you don't brush.
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You're not gross.
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Oh, but I am sometimes.
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But the second one's the lie.
I'm crazy ticklish.
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Hmm. Good job, Kiff. Barry?
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Oh! Oh it's my turn? Okay. Oh, gosh. Okay.
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Hmm. Um, I love my family,
I love juice, and...
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And I hate my best friend Kiff.
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What?
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You obviously love Kiff. Try again.
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And try to be interesting.
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Oh, okay. (clears throat)
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Uh, I...
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I love bananas, I love smiles,
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and I hate bananas.
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(laughs)
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I'm losing my mind!
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Are you serious?
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Okay, how's this?
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I'm at Candle's house, I'm wearing shoes,
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and I'm so glad Candle invited you guys.
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Yup. Great. Well, you can go ahead
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and tell us what the Abras
means now, right?
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No way. Barry can't lie,
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so he obviously can't be trusted
to keep a secret,
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and you can't be trusted
not to tell Barry, so...
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(doorbell rings)
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I got your three-cheese cheeses,
light sauce, no oregano,
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a small side of pineapple.
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Thanks. We're starving.
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Terri! Are you here to pick me up?
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Oh, thank goodness!
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No, Barry, can't you see she's working?
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It's my side hustle.
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Don't you have to be over 16
to get a job like that?
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What Darryl H. Pizza don't know
won't hurt him.
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Terri, wait!
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Can you teach Barry how to lie?
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Sorry, no.
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I was lying.
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Okay, Barry, lie to me.
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One time I fell in... a toilet?
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- (giggles)
- TERRI: Uh, stop.
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Right away I'm seeing a ton of mistakes,
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or what us pro liars
like to refer to as "tells."
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You did, like, seven of them.
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Long pause at the top,
your voice went all falsetto,
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you darted your eyes,
one of your ears twitched,
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your hands were all sweaty-- still are.
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Your breathing was weird,
you made it into a question,
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and you giggled
at the end for some reason.
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Oh, okay.
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Let me try again.
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- One time--
- TERRI: You're blinking too much.
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- I like--
- TERRI: Now you're not blinking at all.
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- I have--
- TERRI: You're rambling.
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You're playing with your ears.
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- I can tell you're fake smiling.
- (coughs)
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Okay, now you're clearing your throat,
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Ooh, your heart's beating really fast.
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Again, with the ears?
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(dance music plays)
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That's the Robot.
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Got it. Are there any other tells?
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That's all of them, plus a few
I've never even seen before.
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KIFF: Okay, so as long as Barry
doesn't do any of these,
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we're golden.
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What do you think, Terri?
Think Barry can pull it off?
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I know he can.
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And I was lying.
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Man, I'm good.
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We challenge you
to a "Two Truths" rematch!
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If we win, you tell us
the secret behind the Abra name.
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Okay, let's get this over with.
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My favorite color is rainbow,
I have never been scuba diving,
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and I hate prunes.
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(dance music plays)
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(sighs) So close.
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Okay, fine! I love prunes!
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Ugh! You just don't have
what it takes, Barry.
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Let me show you how it's done, amateur.
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I've gone skiing in the Alps,
I can Hula-Hoop for an hour,
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I've broken my pinkie toe in two places.
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Now, that's how it's done.
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Ah! Everything sounds so believable
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and unbelievable at the same time!
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Oh, Kennedy!
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The "Two Truths and a Lie" master!
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We are not worthy!
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Could you spot the lie?
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No...
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because they're all lies!
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In my hand is a receipt.
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{\an8}On it lies-- that's our pizza order.
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{\an8}On the back lies a comprehensive list
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{\an8}of every tell ever told,
and Kennedy's three for three.
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She's never been to the Alps,
she can't Hula-Hoop,
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her pinkie toe is 100% intact.
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And behold...
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(gasps) My beauty mark!
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Is a raisin!
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Like, bro, seriously,
what is wrong with you?
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To the untrained eye,
Kennedy is a master two-truther.
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But what you didn't spot was...
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- the blink...
- I've gone skiing in the Alps.
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- ...the scratch...
- I can Hula-Hoop for an hour.
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And finally, the irregular
heartbeat of the liar.
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I've broken my pinkie toe in two places.
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Everything about you is a lie, Kennedy,
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if that even is your real name.
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- KENNEDY: He's right.
- (all gasp)
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I can't help it. I lie about everything.
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I'm a liar, liar, pants on fire.
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And my real name isn't Kennedy Popularé.
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It's Kim. Kim Popularé.
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(slow clap)
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We won! Slow clap for Barry!
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- (laughs)
- What? No, dummy.
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I'm clapping for Kennedy-- I mean, Kim.
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the best liar ever.
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Wait a minute,
you're not clapping for Barry?
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That's insane.
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- Oh, it's okay, Kiff.
- No!
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I don't even care anymore.
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You're all just a bunch of phony maloneys
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clapping for other phony maloneys
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when there's clearly a genius
in your midst.
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He should be getting the standing ovation.
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You can keep your secret meaning.
Who cares?
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Well, now we'll never tell you.
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Ha! You'd probably lie anyway.
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Our friendship's too real for this place.
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Whoops, (chuckles) almost
knocked over this candelabra.
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Ha! "Candelabra."
That's a funny word, huh?
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It's a candle, which is your name,
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and then "abra," which is like the name
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we've been trying to figure out all day.
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- Okay, bye!
- Barry, wait!
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- Huh? What happened?
- You figured out
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the secret to the candelabra name!
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Well, Candle, I think it's genius.
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Really?
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No. I was lying.
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Oh!