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{\an8}《熱郵大戰》贊助播出

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{\an8}(綽號)

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{\an8}這個夏天,大壯郵箱找到真愛

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{\an8}(熱郵大戰)

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{\an8}這一定很好看

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{\an8}經典的浪漫喜劇惡作劇加上爆炸?

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你好嗎,耳語哥?嗨,正是改變姐

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字幕哥你好嗎?
很開心見到你,續杯弟

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奇怪,瑞吉又不叫續杯弟

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或許收票員很不會猜名字

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不好意思,他叫瑞吉

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我知道,但綽號是續杯弟

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因為我總是要求續杯

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而我的綽號叫字幕哥
是因為我喜歡閱讀

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就連看電影的時候都一樣

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我叫正是改變姐
因為我認為我們年輕人

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有力量改變世界,正是如此

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好,抱歉誤會你,卓...皓

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琪芙、貝瑞

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爆米花屁,孩子們好嗎?

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在我生命中從沒有這樣過...貝瑞

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卓皓沒幫我們取綽號
我們需要很酷的綽號

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在我們得到綽號前,我們都會睡不好

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前面的,安靜!

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看,因為他沒幫我們取綽號
我們連電影都無法好好看

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這太過份了,貝瑞,太過份了!

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我們的綽號要很有衝擊性
又要有神秘感

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危險的尾巴、未回的郵件

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地震如何?

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芮氏地震規模

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很好,繼續想綽號

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照這個速度,我們一定能想到好名字

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這邊請,跳跳先生

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謝謝妳,出色小姐

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小心,空手道劈掌來了

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還有人字拖船長、燈罩
直排輪、未付款、檸檬汽水

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用髒鏟子划獨木舟的老人

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-凌亂的床
-切片麵包

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超圓的頭

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-你怎麼會這麼說?
-沒什麼原因

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矮子、茶杯、皇帝豆、雄鹿、漁夫帽
王牌、防曬霜、咯咯笑、龐克、鷹臉

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鮮豔短褲、鬆垮鞋帶

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繼續來,「秀出手指」如何?

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因為我常常露出我的手指頭?

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-好吧,我們來腦力激盪
-「腦力激盪」如何?

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-我會寫下來
-我很喜歡「腦力激盪」

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-我們要繼續想別的
-「腦力激盪」旁邊畫個星

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好啦,真是的

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大戴維、安全帽、年輕雪莉
餐墊、海灘服

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日托小姐、草坪...

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結...束了嗎?

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這些都好爛,貝瑞,全部都是

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不好了,我們得要回去電影院了

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電影快開演了

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貝瑞,就是這個,這就是我的綽號!

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「好戲登場」

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嗨,汽水漬
你好嗎,奶油哥?琪芙、貝瑞

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其實你可能會很開心
貝瑞和我有了新綽號

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-我叫「好戲登場」
-而我叫「腦力激盪」

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琪芙,沒有比硬取綽號
更令人難過的事了

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綽號是自然而然得到的,琪芙

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不僅如此,還要有人很自然地

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在一群人面前叫妳的綽號,琪芙

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懂了嗎,琪芙查特利?

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看那邊的手殘小子!

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-我嗎?
-手殘小子...

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我?我是手殘小子!

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看到沒?沒問我怎麼做到的

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有人說是天賦,有人說是詛咒

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那些人錯了,因為真的是天賦
總之好好享受電影吧

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放棄吧,大壯郵箱
你絕對來不及阻止婚禮

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我永遠不會投降,邪惡之門
我會永遠為正義而戰!

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因為我的名字是...

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好戲登場

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卓皓以為他是誰啊?

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因為他的名字叫卓皓
他就自封為綽號之王?

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如果我說我叫 「好戲登場」
那就是我的名字,我要求公正!

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前面的,安靜

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我不能保持沉默,你知道為什麼嗎?
因為「好戲登場」了

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你好嗎,踏板哥?

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糟了

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我膽怯了,巴爾,我知道他會嘲笑我

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看他多酷

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天啊,他還塗了指甲油

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你去告訴他,小貝

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沒問題,琪芙,我會好好罵他一頓

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喂!那個...你聽好

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你不能只給某些小孩取綽號
有些不取

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所以...

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公平,「好戲登場」
和「腦力激盪」要公平!

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真是正義的發言,你很有膽量

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帶種,我要叫你帶種先生

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帶種先生...

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-我終於明白了
-帶種先生...

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我剛在影廳中也說了一樣的話
關於正義的事

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別當學人精,琪芙

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或許那就該是我的綽號!

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學人精,我接受!
給我取什麼都好,拜託!

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卓皓說得很清楚,綽號是勉強不來的

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那現在怎麼辦,貝瑞?

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現在怎麼辦,帶種先生?

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貝瑞可能會叫妳算了吧

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但老實說,我認為貝瑞是綽號

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帶種先生才是真正的我
而帶種先生說要變本加厲

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而且妳知道嗎?帶種先生會戴圍巾

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好,我要變本加厲

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變本加厲是個蠻好的綽號

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不,帶種先生
我要卓皓叫我「好戲登場」!

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(神奇催眠師卡拉)

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就是這個,帶種先生,催眠

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帶種先生了解,但怎麼做?請說明

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很簡單

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首先,我們組建一支精銳小隊

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催眠是很微妙的藝術

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四張票?

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對,我們在等琪芙

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-沒錯,我們要等琪芙「登場」...
-一起看「好戲」

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(琪芙,好戲,登場)

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{\an8}只要不經意地把我的名字
和「好戲「與「登場」連一起就好

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你好...好戲登場

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我們啥時才會拿到墨鏡和帥西裝?

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那是科幻電影才有的,帶種先生

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真實世界沒有這種預算

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換你上,幫我弄個新外號吧

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不好意思,現在幾點?

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「好謝」謝你告訴我時間

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對我是來看「戲」的
但我不知道幾點「開演」

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對,看「好戲」
「好戲」幾點「登場」?

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還有琪芙...你忘了說「琪芙」

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假裝我們有戴墨鏡

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帶種先生,又來看電影?

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當然...看「好戲」
等一下,讓我綁好鞋帶

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看「好戲」,我要華麗「登場」

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我來了

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(好戲登場)

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「好戲登場」...

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「好戲登場」...

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桌鎮影院您好,今晚的電影?

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琪芙在6點45分,等等,抱歉

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《好戲登場》6點45分開演
我不知道我為何要說琪芙

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真奇怪

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你有過自己好像被催眠的感覺嗎
很爛的那種?

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剛說到哪?對了

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我來幫你剪票,琪芙

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好吧,我們只能抵制這個戲院了

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-大家注意!
-帶種先生...

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有誰受夠了付那麼多錢
卻只能在擁擠狹小的地方

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看一部爛電影?

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我們!

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如果我告訴你們有間新的舒適戲院

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不用門票,零食飲料又很棒呢?

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在哪?

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怎麼那麼久?我們都要爆米花!

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好吧,我可能沒想清楚

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門票,謝謝

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就像帶種先生常說的
「不後悔,不投降」

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去迎來妳的綽號吧,琪芙

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給你,兄弟

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-你要幫我取綽號嗎?
-我應該要嗎?

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對,這就是一切的重點!

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抱歉,好, 潔...潔斯特

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-潔斯特?
-我不擅長取外號,琪芙!

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琪芙,為何這麼多小孩都在我們家?

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我們家現在是電影院了,因為收票員

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-不肯幫我取綽號
-原來如此

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但妳為何需要綽號?妳早就有了

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-我有嗎?
-對,琪芙就是綽號

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我們從妳還是小寶寶就那麼叫妳

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因為那是妳放小屁的聲音

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超可愛,就跟妳一樣!

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等等,那我的真名是什麼?

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所以這才是我的真名?

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琪芙,大家開始發現
這不是真的戲院了

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我可以用流暢的爵士樂
分散他們的注意力

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你會吹小喇叭?

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貝瑞不會,但帶種先生...

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也不會

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親愛的,你們倆為何那麼在乎綽號?

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每個人都有綽號,我只是也想要一個

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綽號好酷

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但妳已經很酷了,看看妳做的

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大家都愛妳
妳不需要綽號,做自己就好

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媽,妳真的...

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貝洛,妳說得對,我要當回貝瑞!

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圍巾好癢!

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拿去,琪芙

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謝謝你叫我的...

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綽號

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「琪芙」是她的綽號

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她贏了,卓...皓爛

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皓爛?

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我...我終於有了自己的綽號
我自由了

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字幕翻譯:洪麒盛