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<i>琪芙!</i>

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<i>琪芙!琪芙!</i>

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<i>琪芙!琪芙!琪芙!</i>

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<i>琪芙!琪芙!琪芙!琪芙!</i>

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小松鼠的欢乐生活

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{\an8}起司洞穴赞助播出!

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{\an8}起司洞穴 友谊长存

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{\an8}不必在意!

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<i>洗车</i>

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只要再洗32台车 我们就有足够的钱

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去起司洞穴玩了

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-好耶...
-业务团队的状况如何?

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击掌!

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哇咧

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两个人没化学反应 更别说共同点

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小烛 崔佛 别这样

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业务部要有活力一点啊!

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打起精神!

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排除万难后
我们总算能去起司洞穴了

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说到排除万难...

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周末一起出去玩吧

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小烛和崔佛当朋友?

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系好安全带喽 亲爱的社交达人!

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小烛可是吃人不吐骨头的

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{\an8}<i>前往起司洞穴!</i>

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可怜的崔佛 连一个周末都撑不过

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<i>欢迎光临起司洞穴</i>

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孩子们 欢迎光临!

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先拿起十字镐和皮套 然后两人一组

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<i>高级起司条</i>

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好 来分组吧

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埃格斯特朗和邦斯一组

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查特利和法克斯一组

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你和崔佛一组!
你可以抚慰他被抛弃的痛苦

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-你还好吗 小烛?
-我很好 非常正常

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-有事可以告诉我
-不行!

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身为你的搭档
我应该要知道你是不是生病还是...

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我没生病...

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我搞砸了和崔佛的关系

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你搞砸了和崔佛的关系?

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-你做了什么?
-我不能说 太丢脸了

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真希望还能再和他做朋友
你能帮我吗?

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你需要我的帮忙?

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我等你请求帮忙等一辈子了 小烛

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更别说是这么重要的事了

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你...搞砸了和崔佛的关系?

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{\an8}<i>戈贡佐拉起司洞</i>

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我不知道你和小崔之间发生什么

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我只能...

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当你们从这些神圣的墙壁刮下起司时

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请记得这些洞穴很脆弱

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我只能说你和崔佛
需要一个重新开始的契机

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-就像复位一样
-我也很想

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让我想想办法

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嘿 贝瑞

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你跟小烛换 我们就能搭档了

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好主意 我去问崔佛的意见

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他不要

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<i>起司的价格</i>

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欢迎来到《起司的价格》!

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谁要玩?

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去啊 你对东西的价格很了解 小崔会觉得你很好玩

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这真是个好主意

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有志愿者了!

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嗨 我是小烛

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小烛 先来一个困难的题目

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你认为

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一磅特级陈年比托起司要多少钱?

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简单

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一磅150元 这是我爸进口的

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你真行!很好玩吧 小烛?

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小烛好玩 小烛好玩

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我喜欢开心玩

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当我玩得开心 我会因此而兴奋

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有时我想确保我们一直玩得很开心
所以 我...

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你真有趣 诺门 懂我说什么吗?

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诺门 懂我的意思吧?

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不懂

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为好玩的小烛欢呼吧!

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别让菲达起司干掉喽!

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涂盐水...

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告诉我发生什么事吧 不然行不通的

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-绝不 你也会觉得我很怪
-我不会

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你会!

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帮帮我 帮助你自己!

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跟我分享你的糗事 小烛!

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够了!

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天啊 他们说过这些洞穴很脆弱

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-小烛 住手!
-我不能说 一定会传出去

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为什么不提我做了什么

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就不能修补好关系?

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洞塌啦!

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没路出去

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我不能带着内心这个可怕的秘密死去

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现在她才愿意说

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在洗完车后
崔佛和我度过了一个开心的周末

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周六周日连续两天出去玩

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然后周日晚上 我睡不着

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因为我对这段新友谊太兴奋了

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所以我...

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我给崔佛发了...

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一条超长的短信!

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超长的短信?

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那是什么啊?

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<i>很长 超长 的短信</i>

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<i>无法挽回</i>

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<i>-当你传这种短信
-哪种?</i>

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<i>很长 超长
你传过这么长的短信吗?</i>

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<i>完了 无法撤回</i>

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<i>告诉你我发的短信</i>

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<i>我想都没想就发了 然后就上床睡觉</i>

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<i>当我再看手机时 短信已经被看过</i>

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<i>-被看过了 没办法挽回
-什么意思?</i>

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<i>-短信很长
-多长?</i>

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<i>超长 像妈妈会发的那种 还更长</i>

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<i>一开始就永无止尽</i>

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<i>你可以一直往下划</i>

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<i>我完全没想过</i>

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<i>打字时我可能太兴奋了</i>

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<i>我的手指就像在跑马拉松</i>

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<i>而思考被抛诸脑后 我发出短信后</i>

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<i>我们友谊就完了 就像船已出海</i>

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<i>航行在糟糕文法的海洋上 超级丢脸</i>

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<i>-我怪不了别人
-她怪不了别人</i>

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<i>我怪不了别人</i>

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<i>她怪不了别人</i>

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<i>只怪自己</i>

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<i>很长 超长的短信</i>

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<i>无法挽回</i>

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<i>-当你发这种短信
-哪种?</i>

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<i>很长 超长
你发过这么长的短信吗?</i>

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<i>完了 无法撤回</i>

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<i>完了</i>

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我知道怎么解决了...

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但我们被困住了!

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我是松鼠 小烛 我的脸颊可以装两吨的东西

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-崔佛人呢?
-去做起司雕像了

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别这样 只不过是一条长短信

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-只不过?
-请别说话

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嘿 崔佛 我只是想发短信给你

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因为我真的觉得这是我玩得最开心的

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一次

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但有时候我玩得更开心

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但和你一起玩大概是
我玩过之中百分之前七十

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好玩的

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其实我觉得如果隔周的星期二

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你都能来就太好了
别忘了有些月份只有三个星期二

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大概有其他月份有五个星期二...

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如果我星期二没办法去

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也不会改变欢迎你来这件事

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但我们也可以改成周一 不奇怪吧?

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因为我觉得你明白 因为你 特别喜欢做侧手翻

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总之 这不奇怪...

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<i>这不奇怪</i>

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总算结束了!

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等等 这段短信前的那些是什么?

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别读那些

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小烛说
“哇 你看到琪芙的穿着了吗?”

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“太欣赏她的短裤了”
崔佛说“我从这里都听得到”

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那这些语音短信呢?

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那没什么 别在意

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你喜欢模仿吗?
我模仿琪芙的短裤给你听

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小烛回说
“那件短裤是喇叭做成的吗?”

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这就是你们打好关系的原因?

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小烛八成不懂我为何穿那种短裤

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这款现在非常受欢迎
好几位职业运动员都在穿

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让我先把短裤的完整历史发给她

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琪芙!她在写自己的超长短信了

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你看到了吗?大家都这样吗?

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我上周也了发了好几条

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我还以为是小烛奇怪的习惯

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-不好 我得去找她
-你的侧脸还没完成!

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-用琪芙的!
-这样吧

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让我们来探讨一下衣服的历史

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小烛 怎么回事?

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<i>薄纱棉布柜</i>

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我用布把自己盖起来
这样我就可以永远躲在痛苦中

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小烛 别这样!

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我原谅你的超长短信了
每个人都难免会犯

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-没什么好惭愧的
-是吗?

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对啊

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很抱歉批评你

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其实我们更爱超长短信

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雕像的左眼看起来有点不对劲

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好了 我写了衣服的历史 小烛和我过去的种种

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南方大陆的橡胶热潮

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还有我今晚要吃什么

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再详细说明几段
我就可以开始告诉她

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她对短裤的看法错得有多离谱

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天啊 肯定超长

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