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琪芙!

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琪芙!琪芙!

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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小松鼠的歡樂生活

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{\an8}起司洞穴贊助播出!

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{\an8}(起司洞穴,友誼長存)

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{\an8}不必在意!

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(洗車)

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只要再洗32台車,我們就有足夠的錢

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去起司洞穴玩了

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-好耶...
-業務團隊的狀況如何?

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擊掌!

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哇咧

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兩個人間沒化學反應,更別說共同點

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小燭、崔佛,別這樣

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業務部要有活力一點啊!

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打起精神!

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排除萬難後
我們總算能去起司洞穴了

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說到排除萬難...

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週末一起出去玩吧

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小燭和崔佛當朋友?

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繫好安全帶囉,親愛的社交達人!

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小燭可是吃人不吐骨頭的

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{\an8}(前往起司洞穴!)

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可憐的崔佛,連一個週末都撐不過

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(歡迎光臨起司洞穴)

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孩子們,歡迎光臨!

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先拿起十字鎬和皮套,然後兩人一組

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(高級起司條)

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好,來分組吧

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埃格斯特朗配邦斯

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查特利配法克斯

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你和崔佛一組!
你可以撫慰他被拋棄的痛苦

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-妳還好嗎,小燭?
-我很好,非常正常

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-有事可以告訴我
-不行!

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身為妳的搭檔
我應該要知道妳是不是生病還是...

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我沒生病...

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我搞砸了和崔佛的關係

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妳搞砸了和崔佛的關係?

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-妳做了什麼?
-我不能說,太丟臉了

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真希望還能再和他做朋友
妳能幫我嗎?

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妳需要我的幫忙?

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我等妳請求幫忙等一輩子了,小燭

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更別說是這麼重要的事了

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妳...搞砸了和崔佛的關係?

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{\an8}(拱佐諾拉起司洞)

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我不知道妳和小崔間發生什麼

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我只能...

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當妳們從這些神聖的牆壁刮下起司時

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請記得這些洞穴很脆弱

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我只能說妳和崔佛
需要一個重修舊好的契機

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-就像重設
-我也很想

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讓我想想辦法

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嘿,貝瑞

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你跟小燭換,我們就能搭檔了

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好主意,我去問崔佛的意見

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他不要

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(起司的價格)

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歡迎來到“起司的價格 ” !

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誰要玩?

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去啊,妳對東西的價格很了解
小崔會覺得妳很有趣

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這真是個好主意

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有志願者了!

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嗨,我是小燭

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小燭,先來一個困難的題目

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妳認為

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一磅特級陳年比托起司要多少錢?

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簡單

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一磅150元,這是我爸進口的

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妳真行!很好玩吧,小燭?

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小燭好玩,小燭好玩

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我喜歡開心玩

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當我玩得開心,我會因此而興奮

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有時我想確保我們一直玩得很開心
所以,我...

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你真有趣,諾門,懂我說什麼嗎?

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諾門,懂我的意思吧?

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不懂

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為好玩的小燭歡呼吧!

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別讓菲達起司乾掉囉!

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塗鹽水...

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告訴我發生什麼事吧,不然行不通的

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-絕不,妳也會覺得我很怪
-我不會

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妳會!

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幫幫我,幫助妳自己!

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跟我分享妳的糗事,小燭!

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夠了!

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天啊,他們說過這些洞穴很脆弱

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-小燭,住手!
-我不能說,一定會傳出去

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為什麼不提我做了什麼

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就不能修補好關係?

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洞塌啦!

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沒路出去

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我不能帶著內心這個可怕的秘密死去

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現在她才願意說

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在洗完車後
崔佛和我度過了一個開心的週末

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週六週日連兩天出去玩

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然後週日晚上,我睡不著

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因為我對這段新友誼太興奮了

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所以我...

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我傳給了崔佛...

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一條落落長的訊息!

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“落落長的訊息?”

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那是什麼啊?

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很長,超長,傳了落落長的訊息

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無法挽回

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-當你傳這種訊息
-哪種?

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{\an8}很長,超長
你傳過這麼落落長的訊息嗎?

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{\an8}完了,無法收回

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告訴妳我傳的訊息

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我想都沒想就傳了,然後就上床睡覺

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當我再看手機時,訊息已經被讀過

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-被看過了,沒辦法挽回
-什麼意思?

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-訊息很長
-多長?

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超長,像媽媽傳的那種,還更長

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一開始就永無止盡

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你要一直不斷往下滑

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我完全沒想過

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打字時我可能太興奮了

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我的手指就像在跑馬拉松

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而思考被拋諸腦後,我傳出訊息後

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我們友誼就完了,就像船已出海

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航行在詞不達意的汪洋上,超級丟臉

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-我怪不了別人
-她怪不了別人

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我怪不了別人

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{\an8}她怪不了別人

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只怪自己

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很長,超長,傳了落落長的訊息

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無法挽回

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-當你傳這種訊息
-哪種?

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很長,超長
你傳過這麼落落長的訊息嗎?

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完了,無法收回

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(完了)

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我知道怎麼解決了...

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但我們被困住了!

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我是松鼠,小燭
我的臉頰可以裝兩噸的東西

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-崔佛人呢?
-去做起司雕像了

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別這樣,只不過是一條落落長的訊息

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-只不過?
-請別說話

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嘿,崔佛,我只是想傳訊息給你

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因為我真的覺得
這是我玩得最開心的一次

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但有時候我玩得更開心

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但和你一起玩大概是
我的所有玩樂經驗中

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前百分之七十好玩的

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其實我覺得如果隔週的星期二

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你都能來就太好了
別忘了有些月分只有三個星期二

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大概有其他月分有...

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如果我星期二沒辦法去

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也不會改變歡迎你來這件事

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但我們也可以改成週一,不奇怪吧?

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因為我覺得你明白
因為你...愛翻筋斗

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總之,這不奇怪...

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這不奇怪

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總算!

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等等,這段訊息前的那些是什麼?

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別讀那些

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小燭說
“哇,你看到琪芙的穿著了嗎? ”

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“太欣賞她的短褲了 ”
崔佛說“我從這裡都聽得到 ”

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那這些語音訊息呢?

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那沒什麼,別在意

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妳喜歡模仿嗎?
我模仿琪芙短褲給妳聽

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小燭回說
“那件短褲是喇叭做成的嗎? ”

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這就是你們打好關係的方式?

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小燭八成不懂我為何穿那種短褲

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這款現在非常受歡迎
好幾位職業運動員都有穿

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讓我先把短褲的完整歷史傳給她

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琪芙!她在寫落落長的訊息了

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你看到了嗎?大家都這樣嗎?

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我上週也了傳了好幾個

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我還以為是小燭奇怪的習慣

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-不好,我得去找她
-你的側臉還沒完成!

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-用琪芙的!
-這樣吧

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讓我們來探討一下衣服的歷史

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小燭,怎麼回事?

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(薄紗棉布櫃)

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我用布把自己蓋起來
這樣我就可以永遠躲在痛苦中

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小燭,別這樣!

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我原諒妳的超長訊息了
每個人都難免會犯

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-沒什好慚愧的
-是嗎?

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對啊

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很抱歉批評妳

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其實我們更愛超長訊息

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雕像的左眼看起來有點不對勁

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好了,我寫了衣服的歷史
小燭和我過去的種種

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南方大陸的橡膠熱潮

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還有我今晚要吃什麼

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再詳細說明幾段
我就可以開始告訴她

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她對短褲的看法錯得有多離譜

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天啊,肯定落落長

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{\an8}水果香洗手液贊助播出