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[opening theme music playing]

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<i>♪ Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiff ♪</i>

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[giggles]

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[both laugh]

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{\an8}[announcer]
<i>Brought to you by Hot Knots.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Soft. Salty. Satisfying.</i>

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{\an8}[sighs] What should
we do after school?

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{\an8}I don't know.

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- We can't just do nothing.
- We can't?

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Oh! Oh, no! I lost my phone.

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Great. I mean, bad.
But a project.

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Clear goal. Great stakes.
Find the pho...

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[cell phone rings, vibrates]

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Oh, here it is. [chuckles]

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"One free pretzel

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to anyone who brings
ten people to the mall."

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- Oh!
- Barry, this is perfect.

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I love pretzels.
All I need is ten people.

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- I'm in.
- All I need is nine people.

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Attention,
nine convenient peers.

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I'm delighted to announce a trip
to the mall for all of you,

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after school today.

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- That's a hard pass.
- No.

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Oh, come on, it's the mall.

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The mall. The mall.

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Barry, why aren't you
helping me?

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Aren't I, though?

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"How to Possess Followers
and Win People." [gasps]

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What a title. No red flags here.

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Hmm. There are three qualities
of a great leader.

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Number one, honesty.

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I'm gonna be honest with you, Trev.

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I'd really like you to follow me
to the mall.

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- Okay.
- Number two, respect.

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I respect your decision
to not follow me to the mall.

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Oh, now I really want
to go for some reason.

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Number three,
ability to delegate.

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Hey there, deputy, I'm gonna
need you to get six more people

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to come to the mall.

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Hey, everyone,
we're going to the mall.

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Firstively, hello.

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Secondivly, I've brought
ten people to the mall,

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entitling me to a free pretzel.

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That's the last
of the promo pretzels.

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What a day.

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Kiff, I feel a yawn coming on.
May I?

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Uh, okay.

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Well, if you got to yawn, yawn.

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[yawns]

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[all yawn]

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Okay. Thanks, team.

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[both gasp, panting]

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Now for a little pretzel,
peace and quiet.

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[gasps and laughs nervously]

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Uh, we've got
the whole mall here.

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Have at it.

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- We won't leave you, Kiff.
- You're our leader.

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- We will follow you...
- [all] To the end.

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Uh, well, I don't...
I don't need that.

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Please go, enjoy yourself.

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At the mall. [claps]

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[clapping rhythmically]

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<i>♪ You can do it all at the mall
at the mall, at the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can't resist the call
of the mall, of the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Giving it your all
at the mall, at the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can have it all
at the mall, at the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Take a deep breath
of that food court air ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The smell of
sticky-fingered kids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And look at this chair ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It massages your feet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ While you nosh
on that slice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And wait for your name ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On a grain of rice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can try on some clothes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With no intention to buy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or just sit around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And put out a vibe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go watch a couple movies ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Back-to-back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ While I find ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A secret spot for my snack ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's so much in store ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At every store ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's so much to do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For you and you and you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At the mall, at the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At the mall, at the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can walk and walk
and never know where you are ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then take a power nap
in that display car ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Check out the weird promotion
that they have on display ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or ride the elevators
up and down all day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can do it all
at the mall, at the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can't resist the call
of the mall, of the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Giving it your all
at the mall, at the mall ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can have it all
at the mall, at the mall ♪</i>

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[excited chatter]

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How are we gonna enjoy
this pretzel in peace?

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We got to shake them off.

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Aw, Kiff.

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Hey, Barry, snap out of it.

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Sorry, Kiff. That book really
does turn you into a leader.

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[Helen] I'll tell you
what a good leader would do.

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- Helen, what are you doing here?
- It's my side hustle.

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Real leaders provide enrichment
activities for their followers,

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and kids love bedazzling.

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It's great for growing minds,
fine motor skills.

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An afternoon well spent.

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- Yeah.
- An afternoon well spent. Hmm.

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Now where'd those scamps get to?

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[all scream]

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Uh, okay, team.
As you can see,

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I have a fun activity
planned for you.

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You're not gonna bedazzle with us?

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No, no. Barry and I have, uh,
stuff to take care of.

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As your leader, I commandeth thee

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to do whatever Helen
telleth you to do.

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And to not follow me ever again.

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Super clear.

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Candle, please tell Kiff

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that I honestly respect
her ability to delegate.

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Kiff, Helen honestly respects
your ability to del--

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Oh, yeah.

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This one isn't
shiny enough for Helen.

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Oh, they're just bedazzling
all of Helen's stuff for her.

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It appears she's the only one
getting enriched.

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I feel really bad, Barry.

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I'm a terrible leader.

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I'm gonna go down
as the worst leader in history.

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<i>The basic idea was that
you would follow Kiff to the mall.</i>

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<i>I'm gonna get my pretzel.</i>

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<i>Barry was her lieutenant,
the brains of the operation.</i>

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<i>I used you all.</i>

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[cackles]

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<i>We trusted her as a leader,
but she failed us.</i>

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What have I done?

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- We need to save them.
- [chair vibrating]

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Oh! Yes! Right!

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You call this bedazzled?

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[Barry] "Chapter four,

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The Final and Most Powerful
Leadership Quality..."

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I thought there were only three qualities
of a great leader.

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[Barry] Oh, I can't read it.
It's covered by Helen's bedazzles.

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If we get that book back,
we can trump Helen

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with the fourth leadership quality.

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Yes. We'll win
the followers back.

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[suspenseful music]

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Easy. Easy.

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Uh-huh. I can send you a quote
for a full-home bedazzlement.

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[straining]

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No. No, wait, no. Don't.

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[blowing] Stop. Get away from me.

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Gross. Oh!

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Thanks!

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Hey! My followers were
about to bedazzle that!

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Seize the book!

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- [groans]
- [both scream]

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- No!
- No!

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Kiff, through there!

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[Muzak plays faintly]

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[elevator dings]

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[screams]

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That song showing us
the ins and outs of the mall

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really came in handy, Kiff.

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Oh, no.

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[all shouting]

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[kid] Let's get back to our
great lives of servitude!

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[all cheer]

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But she doesn't have
your best interests at heart!

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Barry, why aren't you
helping me?

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Aren't I, though?

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- How did you--
- Well, we're at the mall.

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There's a bookstore right there.

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- You son of a bun.
- Let's take a gander.

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I know what I have to do.

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Helen!

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Haven't learned your lesson yet?

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I've learned the most important
leadership lesson of all...

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selflessness.

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Ha! Selflessness?

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Okay, maybe that's the one thing
I didn't have.

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I dragged everyone to the mall
and handed all my friends over to you,

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an incredibly bedazzled maniac,

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all for this... salty, perfect...

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dumb mall pretzel.

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I've never seen
bedazzling like that.

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What is it?

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Whatever you want it to be, Helen.

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I want it to be mine.

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Then, with all the selflessness
I can muster,

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because I've been
waiting for this all day,

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I give unto you me pretzie.

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[all] Our selfless leader
has returned!

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- [whistle blows]
- No! I didn't free you

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so you could follow me.

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I freed you so you could
follow yourselves.

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Go forth.

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Seek your own pretzel.

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I command thee to not
be commanded by me.

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Or anyone else.

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Oh. We really should have
just done that in the first place.

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[mall cop] I told you, man.
You can't just set up a kiosk

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and get kids to bedazzle

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your personal belongings
without a permit.

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- Now get out of here!
- Ah!

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Group hang?

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[clapping rhythmically]

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No loitering!