1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:03,920 琪芙 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,256 琪芙,琪芙 3 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:08,383 琪芙,琪芙,琪芙 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:16,683 琪芙,琪芙,琪芙,琪芙 5 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:25,191 小松鼠的歡樂生活 6 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,988 {\an8}熱結脆餅贊助播出 又軟又鹹,心滿意足 7 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:31,031 {\an8}(購物中心領袖) 8 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,534 {\an8}-我們放學後要做什麼? -不知道 9 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,745 -我們不能無所事事 -不能嗎? 10 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,624 糟了,我手機弄丟了 11 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:44,711 很好,我是說,很糟 但是有事做了 12 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,172 目標明確,事關重大,來找手機 13 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:49,966 啊,找到了 14 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:55,221 「帶十個人到購物中心 即可獲得一個免費椒鹽卷餅」 15 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:57,724 貝瑞,剛好! 16 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,226 我喜歡椒鹽卷餅,只要找十個人就行 17 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,437 -我加入 -那只要再找九個人 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,901 九位同學請注意 19 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,612 很高興告訴你們 今天放學後,我們要去 20 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:11,988 購物中心 21 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,199 -沒興趣 -不要... 22 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,785 別這樣,是購物中心耶 23 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,537 購物中心,購物中心耶 24 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,247 貝瑞,你怎麼不幫我? 25 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,083 我沒幫嗎? 26 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,794 《擁有追隨者、贏得人心的技巧》 27 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,671 多棒的書名,沒什麼好懷疑的 28 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,674 偉大領袖有三種特質 29 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:34,052 第一,誠實 30 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,138 小崔,我要老實跟你說 31 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,349 我真的很想要你跟我去購物中心 32 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,185 -好 -第二,尊重 33 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:45,897 我尊重你不跟我去購物中心的決定 34 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,733 不知為何,我現在想去了 35 00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,861 第三,授權他人 36 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:55,615 副手,我要妳幫我找六個人 37 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:56,866 到購物中心 38 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,536 大伙,我們一起去購物中心 39 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,831 (購物中心) 40 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,296 (熱結脆餅) 41 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,674 首先,你好 42 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,385 其次,我帶了十個人來購物中心 43 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,263 能得到一個免費椒鹽卷餅 44 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,015 這是活動最後一個椒鹽卷餅 45 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,267 好忙的一天 46 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,941 琪芙,我想打喊露可以嗎? 47 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:33,736 好啊,你想打喊露就打 48 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,126 好了,謝謝大家 49 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,262 (河豚王 2) 50 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,810 吃椒鹽卷餅的時候到了,寧靜詳和 51 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,860 這麼一大棟購物中心,隨便逛 52 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:17,197 -我們不會離開妳的,琪芙 -妳是我們的領袖 53 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,617 -我們會跟隨妳... -至死不渝 54 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,662 我不...不需要你們這樣 55 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,873 拜託,去盡情享受 56 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,541 在購物中心 57 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,675 在購物中心什麼都能做 58 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,095 沒人能拒絕購物中心的召喚 59 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,890 在購物中心盡情享受 60 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,018 在購物中心應有盡有 61 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,774 深吸一口氣美食廣場的空氣 62 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,777 小孩舔手指的氣味,看看這張椅子 63 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,488 讓你可以邊吃邊按摩 64 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:01,449 還可以在米粒上刻名字 65 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:04,619 就算想不買也能隨意試穿 66 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,747 放鬆坐著,享受當下的氛圍也行 67 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,291 連續看幾部電影 68 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,628 我正忙著找個隱密地方享受點心 69 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,798 有許多商店,而且每個商店 70 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:20,093 都讓你們有好多事可做 71 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,012 在購物中心,在購物中心 72 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,932 在購物中心,在購物中心 73 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,601 可以一直走到迷路 74 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,479 在展示車中睡個午覺 75 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,524 看看有什麼奇怪的促銷活動 76 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,777 整天光坐電梯上上下下也行 77 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,488 在購物中心什麼都能做 78 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,533 沒人能拒絕購物中心的召喚 79 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,494 在購物中心盡情享受 80 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:49,914 在購物中心應有盡有 81 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:53,001 {\an8}(紀念T恤) 82 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,545 要怎麼才能好好享受我的椒鹽卷餅? 83 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,588 一定要甩掉他們 84 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,135 琪芙 85 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,512 貝瑞,趕快恢復 86 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,181 抱歉,琪芙 那本書真的把妳變成領袖了 87 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,809 我告訴妳一個好領袖該怎麼做 88 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,895 -海倫,妳來這裡做什麼? -這是我的副業 89 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,397 (閃閃發光) 90 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,942 真正的領袖要為他的追隨者 提供豐富的活動 91 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,653 而小孩都喜歡用亮片裝飾東西 92 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,239 這對於小孩的心智成長 和手部細緻動作很有益 93 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,033 度過一個有意義的下午 94 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:30,038 -對耶 -度過一個有意義的下午 95 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,665 那些傢伙跑哪去了? 96 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:40,173 大伙,如你們所見 我為你們準備了一個好玩的活動 97 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,342 妳不跟我們一起玩亮片裝飾? 98 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:46,554 不,貝瑞和我...有事要做 99 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,891 身為你們的領袖,我命令你們 100 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,935 聽命於海倫,不得違背 101 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:57,065 -也別再跟著我了 -超清楚 102 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,402 小燭,請告訴琪芙 103 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:04,906 我真心尊重她的授權 104 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:09,327 琪芙,海倫真心尊重妳的授... 105 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,080 (按摩椅,減輕你的負擔!) 106 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:18,836 好耶 107 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,513 這個對海倫來說還不夠閃亮 108 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,849 他們只不過是在 幫海倫裝飾她自己的東西 109 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,812 似乎只有她變得越來越「豐富」 110 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,897 我感覺很糟,貝瑞 111 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,774 我是一個差勁的領袖 112 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:43,611 我會是歷史上最爛的領袖,名譽掃地 113 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:44,946 (追隨領袖) 114 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:48,324 基本上,你就跟著琪芙去購物中心 115 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,243 我要得到我的椒鹽卷餅 116 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,454 貝瑞是她的副手,行動的大腦 117 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,289 {\an8}(壞孩子琪芙查特利入獄) 118 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,749 {\an8}(擁有追隨者、贏得人心的技巧) 119 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:58,876 我利用了你們所有人 120 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:04,048 我們信任她擔任領袖 她卻辜負我們 121 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:06,759 我幹了什麼好事? 122 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,594 我們必須去救他們 123 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:10,847 好,好的 124 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:19,105 這樣也算亮晶晶? 125 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,524 第四章 126 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:25,528 最後也是最重要的領袖特質... 127 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,114 我以為偉大領袖只有三個特質 128 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,742 不行,我看不到 被海倫的閃亮皮帶擋住了 129 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:34,245 我們奪回那本書,就能用領袖的 130 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,205 第四個特質,打敗海倫 131 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,583 對,救回我們的追隨者 132 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,084 (哞哞衣物) 133 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,795 (一堆結) 134 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,465 (酷熱貨) 135 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:54,724 慢一點... 136 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:02,773 我可以給你發一份 全屋閃亮裝飾的報價單 137 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,411 不行...等一下,別這樣 138 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,914 住手,離我遠點,好噁心 139 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:27,548 謝了 140 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,052 我的追隨者正要裝飾那本書呢! 141 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,763 奪回那本書! 142 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:47,944 -不好了 -不好了 143 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,408 琪芙,穿過那邊 144 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:57,870 (廚具) 145 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,923 那首歌曲向我們展示了 購物中心的方方面面 146 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,925 真的很實用,琪芙 147 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,468 {\an8}完了 148 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,517 讓我們回到美好的奴役生活! 149 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,810 任務完成 150 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,853 但她沒有真心為你們著想 151 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,148 貝瑞,你怎麼不幫我? 152 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:29,527 我沒幫嗎? 153 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,696 -你是怎麼... -我們可是在購物中心 154 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,197 那裡就有一家書店 155 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:36,993 -兔娘養的 -讓我們來看看 156 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,456 我知道該怎麼做了 157 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,959 海倫! 158 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,630 還沒學乖嗎? 159 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,675 我學到了領袖最重要的特質 160 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,801 無私 161 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,178 無私? 162 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,931 或許我就少了這個特質 163 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:02,310 我把大家拉到購物中心 把我所有朋友都交給妳這個 164 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,812 痴迷於亮片裝飾的瘋子 165 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,941 只為了這個鹹酥可口... 166 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,235 該死的商場椒鹽卷餅 167 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:14,030 我沒有看過那麼閃亮的東西 168 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,823 這是什麼? 169 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,451 妳想要它是什麼都行,海倫 170 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,328 我想要它是我的 171 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:23,914 那麼,我就盡力表現出無私精神 172 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,125 雖然我已經期待了一整天 173 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,795 我把我的椒鹽卷餅給妳 174 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:34,175 我們無私的領袖回來了 175 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,802 不,我解放你們 不是為了讓你們追隨我 176 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,388 是為了讓你們做自己 177 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,141 前進吧,去尋找你們的椒鹽卷餅 178 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,103 我命令你們不再聽我的命令 179 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,480 或是其他人的命令 180 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,194 我們老早就該這麼做了 181 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,529 小姐,我說過了 妳不能隨便設個攤車 182 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,572 然後讓孩子們幫妳 183 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,574 裝飾個人物品,有要許可 184 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,284 馬上滾開! 185 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,830 一起去玩? 186 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,876 禁止遊蕩!