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琪芙!

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琪芙!琪芙!

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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琪芙...琪芙

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小松鼠的歡樂生活

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海倫之聲

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{\an8}沙爾瑪圖釘贊助播出,切中要點!

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{\an8}-是啦...
-現在我要...

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{\an8}好了,哈囉

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謝謝,安...安靜!

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今早我很高興地宣布

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在遭遇爆胎之後
我被一個好心人威脅...

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不,是說服,我們有足夠的預算

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表演本校戲劇老師執導的

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原創音樂劇,只要砍掉鉛筆預算就行

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等等,我們再也不必用鉛筆了?

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我們要表演真正的音樂劇?
我愛音樂劇!

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這將會是你們生命中看過最棒的秀!

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貝瑞,如果一切順利
我們每年都能演音樂劇了!

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(公告欄)

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她什麼時候才要公布演員名單?

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不好了,天啊

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{\an8}(沙爾瑪圖釘)

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我得到角色了,我演...海倫!

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我也是,我演...四歲的海倫?

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我演高中海倫?
等一下,我們全是海倫?

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這到底是什麼戲?

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《海倫之聲》?

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“一貫完美的史詩級音樂故事”?

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希望你們準備好了!排演別遲到了!

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如果演出成功
明年我們就能演更棒的音樂劇了

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對,說得有理

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播下種子,期待明年收成,懂了

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第一幕,海倫的誕生

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讓我驚豔...開始!

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我們是來見證孩子的出生

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如此美麗,如此溫柔親和

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停!

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糟透了!

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小燭,妳的哭聲太尖銳了
崔佛,發音不清晰

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貝瑞,醫生是那樣站的嗎?

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對不起,要像這樣嗎?

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-不對...
-這樣?不對?這隻腳?

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-錯了...
-抱歉,是臀部嗎?啊,是臀部

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錯了!

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休息十分鐘

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我得散散步,排解這種惡劣心情

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-天啊,你會寫“公主病”嗎?
-公是...

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我們有更大的問題,各位
看看下一場戲

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“海倫,六歲成為
歷史上最年輕的諾貝爾獎獲得者?”

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整齣戲都是這樣
嬰兒海倫,魅力無窮

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兒童海倫,神童
大學海倫,依然人見人愛

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海倫進來了
所有人為她熾熱的魅力驚嘆不已?

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一點情節都沒有,完全沒有!

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我們要全部退出嗎?

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-那也是個選項
-或許哦

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-我受夠了
-大家別衝動!

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琪芙,交給妳了

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這是我們的機會,不能就這麼放棄

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我們只需要某個

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略懂音樂劇的人,給我們第二意見

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在聖路易斯與我見面...

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公開場合...

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好了,大伙,全力以赴

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我們現在有專業人士
能給予可靠的回饋意見

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別再台上說悄稍話了!

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第五幕,少年海倫
高中女王,開始!

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朋友多到數不清!

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剛剛好的魅力!

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好了,掃地叔,直說吧

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這將是史上最糟糕的音樂劇

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我參加過《Legs Diamond》的首映

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什麼!我們不能讓這種情況發生
如果這齣戲搞砸了

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我們就永遠沒機會演下一部音樂劇了

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我們該怎麼辦?

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說服海倫改變這部戲
我們可以做到的,應該吧

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他們也是這麼說《Legs Diamond》的

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{\an8}(衣服)

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-嗨,海倫導演
-妳想幹嘛,琪芙?

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妳知道我們都很開心
能演出音樂劇吧?

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但這個劇本有些問題
我們稍微改進一下如何?

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好大膽

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我只是覺得
這個故事可以更...有趣一點

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隨便說一個劇本不有趣的地方

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沒有衝突

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有!衝突就是,你最喜歡哪個海倫?

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沒有要克服的困難

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你要克服你對劇中天才的敬畏!

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第三幕結局感覺不是靠努力得來

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我是最棒的,所以值得!

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你們想說《海倫之聲》不好嗎?

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-也不完全是...
-是的

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-是的
-是的

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很感謝你們告訴我事實

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真的?

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事實就是你們都配不上我的藝術
我退出!

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現在我們該...等等,她回來了

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你們知道推動這部音樂劇的製作
有多難嗎?

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這劇本是我一生之作

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我花了很多年才從校長那隻鳥

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手中掙取到資金
現在全被你們毀了!

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你們知道我花了多少錢買圖釘嗎?

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我還花了四天參加換輪胎的課程!

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反正你們這些庶民也配不上這部劇!

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海倫在路上放釘子害校長爆胎?

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這才是我要支持的海倫!

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她充滿熱情,願意不惜一切代價

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這部劇就應該展現這一面!

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海倫罵我們這一面?

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海倫努力推動這部音樂劇的故事
我們來重寫

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我們還是能挽救這部劇的,對吧?

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沒錯!

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(體育館,開幕之夜)

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-妳覺得海倫會來嗎?
-不知道,我們把票寄給她了

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大家快點,再五分鐘表演就要開始了

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真令人期待!

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我聽說導演因為創意理論不合退出

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然後這部劇很會難看

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那妳還來做什麼?

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我喜歡觀賞難看的戲

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嗨,請各位注意

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我受託宣布

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今晚表演的戲劇不是《海倫之聲》

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取而代之,桌鎮小學戲劇社為您表演

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《平凡的海倫》

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好吧

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他說什麼?平凡的誰?

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我有個想法,有個需求

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在內心中滋長

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我有理想中的面貌

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就是在某領域...取得成功

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放棄妳的夢想,妳活在現實生活

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(社會)

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不是夢境!

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為何你看不出我的痛苦?

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我們沒錢做妳想要的

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每晚我都徒勞地哭泣!

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這些表演必需事前計畫

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預算!

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拜託

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-拜託,拜託
-拜託

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拜託

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不行!

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這有點過頭了

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正是如此

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(海倫之聲)

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想製作音樂劇,人們說我傻

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我不知道能不能做到...

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但我不會放棄努力!

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躲在灌木叢中,放下大頭釘

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什麼?

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他爆胎了,只好停在路邊

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不會吧!

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我沒有備胎,但得趕去學校

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好吧,我來幫你,但你得回報我

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-眨眼!
-等等,什麼?

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好吧,海倫,妳贏了
妳可以製作音樂劇

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-只要削減鉛筆預算就好
-事實正是如此!

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{\an8}-她真的做到了
-如願以償

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她真的做到了,他批准了預算

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她真的做到了

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-她真的做到了
-如願以償

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她真的做到了

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然後她退出了!

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我承認看錯了!

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這是掌聲是給我的?我的故事
觀眾愛我,真的愛我!

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琪芙,表現太棒了

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我從沒感覺跟某個員工這麼親近

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我不是妳員工

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我等不及要看明年的音樂劇了!

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大家都覺得她在路上放釘子
刺破我的輪胎沒關係?

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你們...都無所謂?

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太傷人了