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{\an8}<i>Frooty Tooty Hand Sanitizer.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Because you don't know</i>

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{\an8}<i>where things have been.</i>

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{\an8}- (school bell rings)
- (indistinct chatter)

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Wait.

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Uh, Miss Deer Teacher,

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you forgot to assign homework.

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I did? (chuckles)

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Well, I have a big date tonight.

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I guess my mind is elsewhere.

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Mind, come back! (giggles)

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Wish me luck!

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OK, well, good luck!

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(kernels popping)

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- (microwave beeping)
- (door clicks)

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(Martin exclaims)

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You all right there, Kiff?

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I don't have any homework.

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Oh, that's great...

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...ly disappointing. Very sad.

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But, it looks like you're in luck.

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Smoldering Cove's about to start.

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- (soft music plays)
- Ugh, what's that, a soap opera?

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Oh, brother.

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NARRATOR: <i>Last time on Smoldering Cove...</i>

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(suspenseful music plays)

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Why crash Chase's birthday party?

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He's marrying Mindy!

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She doesn't remember
that he faked his own death.

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Oh, my gosh!

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Just wait until you meet Marlina.

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She's beautiful, but she
doesn't know it, because...

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amnesia.

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<i>Marlina,</i>

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<i>that's salt!</i>

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<i>I'm sorry, it's just...</i>

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<i>I have that big date tonight,</i>

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<i>and I guess my mind is elsewhere.</i>

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<i>Mind, come back!</i>

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<i>Wish me luck.</i>

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That's strange.
Just like Miss Deer Teacher.

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She's one hopeless romantic,

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that Marlina Deena Turina.

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No way! M.D.T.?

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(chuckles) They have the same initials.

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(romantic music plays)

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<i>Oh, let me get that for you.</i>

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(gasps) <i>Oh, no! I'm so sorry.</i>

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(shudders)

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(music continues)

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<i>Oh, no, I'm allergic!</i>

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(sneezing loudly)

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(sneezing continues)

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(sniffles)

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(glass breaks)

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<i>Giancarlo!</i>

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<i>Wait!</i>

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(dramatic undertones)

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(soft piano melody plays)

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<i>How's about a do-over, baby?</i>

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<i>But maybe next time, no soup.</i>

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(romantic music plays)

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KIFF: What a disaster.

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What a recovery, huh.

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And so the skeptic becomes the believer.

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(school bell rings)

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SECRETARY PRINCE: OK, spill. How'd it go?

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MISS DEER TEACHER:
Oh, it was an absolute disaster.

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SECRETARY PRINCE: What happened?

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I mean, I've had a lot
of bad dates before,

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but this one took
the cake and the cookies.

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So, he took me to dinner at Cafe Penguino.

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SECRETARY PRINCE: Uh-huh.

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MISS DEER TEACHER:
And I tried to be polite

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and pull out his chair, but he fell.

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Wait a minute.

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Then I felt bad, right?

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So I picked him a flower, but,

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- he's allergic.
- He's allergic.

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- And then I--
- You spilled soup on his pants!

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Yeah. How did you know that?

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(exhales) You wouldn't
believe me if I told you.

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Let me ask you this.

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Did you also spill soup on your pants?

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Uh, no?

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Trust me. It'll work.

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Yeah, there's no way she's doing that.

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True love can be messy,

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but isn't it worth the risk?

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(doorbell rings)

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Oh, it's you.

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Um, hello, Dante.

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Well, have you come to spill soup

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on my pants again?

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(chuckles)

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Just one sec.

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(grunts)

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(dramatic undertones)

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(soft piano melody plays)

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Oh, would you like
to grab a cup of coffee?

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(school bell rings)

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Kiff Chatterley,
I don't know how you did it,

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- but it worked!
- (gasps)

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No way! You did the soup thing?

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I did the soup thing.

106
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And now we're doing
movie night at his place.

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(energetic music plays)

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Wait, wait, according
to yesterday's episode--

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- Episode?
- Wha... Oh, did I say episode?

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(snorts) Silly me,
I meant the dating scene.

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Ah, you know how it is,

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you gotta bring something to the table.

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Like a board game and a screwdriver

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and some mason jars.

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To watch a movie?

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Mm-kay.

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(crickets chirping)

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(peaceful music plays)

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DANTE: Oh.

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I guess that's the end.

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MISS DEER TEACHER: Guess so.

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(gasps) Wait a minute.

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Mason jars!

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DANTE: Wow!

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But how will they breathe?

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Ta-da!

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Whoa! OK.

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But what are we gonna do
if we can't watch the movie?

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I have a board game!

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Who are you? Oh!

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(romantic music plays)

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Trust me.

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(bees buzzing)

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(music ends)

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- (remote clicks)
- Mm-hmm.

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MISS DEER TEACHER: I know, right?

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And then Dante asked me to go
away with him this weekend.

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(gasps) That's so romantic. You gotta go!

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You sure?

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It's at a secluded cabin.

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No hot water. No cell service.

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- Secluded?
- Yeah, for privacy.

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It'll be really dark.

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Perfect for stargazing.

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No one around to hear you scream--

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With joy!

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Huh, what do I know?

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Not exactly like I've been
on a lot of dates.

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But I mean, I don't know.

150
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Sure, the dates have been great.

151
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But it's only been a week or so.

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Are things moving too fast?

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He also asked me to bring
all my files and personal records.

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He's planning for the future.

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Well, that is thoughtful,

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and he did promise a surprise.

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And you've yet to steer me wrong.

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OK, I'll go.

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I'm just so happy for you,

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and for me,

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the person who made this all happen.

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I'm responsible for this!

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- (music fanfare)
- Just in time!

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(in unison) Welcome back
to Smoldering Cove!

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(romantic music plays)

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- (tires swerve)
- (engine revs)

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(fire crackling)

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(romantic music fades)

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(dramatic undertones)

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<i>Giancarlo, baby!</i>

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<i>Why am I tied up?</i>

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<i>What's going on?</i>

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<i>I made you fall in love with me.</i>

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(undertone sharpens)

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<i>And then I brought you here</i>

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<i>to this remote location</i>

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<i>at the edge of the cove.</i>

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<i>And waited patiently
for you to fall asleep,</i>

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<i>so that I could steal your identity.</i>

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(gasps) <i>Not my identity!</i>

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<i>Exactly! Soon, it will be mine!</i>

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(laughs maniacally)

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(coughs, wheezes)

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Saw that coming.

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Oh, no! Miss Deer Teacher's
gone away with the villain!

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I'm responsible for this!

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(Giancarlo clears throat)

188
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<i>Now, I'm going to make a hot tea</i>

189
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<i>with honey, ginger, and lemon</i>

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<i>to take care of this cough.</i>

191
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<i>But when I return,</i>

192
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<i>your identity will be mine!</i>

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(Marlina gasps)

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(coughs) <i>I gotta stop yelling.</i>

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(bell tolling)

196
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They're ending on a cliffhanger?

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I know, and the next episode
doesn't come out till Monday.

198
00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:10,072
But Miss Deer Teacher's
living this nightmare right now!

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Wait, what?

200
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I'll fill you in in the car,
but we gotta go!

201
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It's a soap-mergency!

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(sharp undertone)

203
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(microwave hums)

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- (kernels popping)
- KIFF: Dad!

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(dramatic undertone)

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(brakes chirp)

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(thunder cracks)

208
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Dad, we gotta break the door down!

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You don't have to tell me twice!

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(drill whirring)

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- (door clatters)
- (Martin grunts)

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Watch your toes! Easy! Easy!

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(Martin grunts)

214
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(both yelling)

215
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Eat water, cough drop!

216
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- (Kiff yelling)
- (Dante exclaims)

217
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The paperwork!

218
00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:07,004
What is going on here?

219
00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:08,380
Back up, Miss Deer Teacher,

220
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this man's an identity thief!

221
00:09:10,257 --> 00:09:11,967
An identity thief! Where?

222
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What? No!

223
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He took me away for the weekend
to do my taxes.

224
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That was the surprise.

225
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Taxes?

226
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- Taxes?
- Taxes.

227
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Then why were you lights out in a chair?

228
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Well, I dozed off.

229
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Taxes are really boring.

230
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OK, well, that's fair.

231
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Well, why were you rubbing

232
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your evil hands together,
evilly, like this?

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(sinister muttering)

234
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I was using hand sani.

235
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I don't know where her receipts have been.

236
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I did not see that coming.

237
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Popcorn?

238
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So everything's OK?

239
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Dante seems... hmm...

240
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Yeah, Dante...

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he's not "the one."

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I mean, sure, we had these
insanely perfect dates

243
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and it was nice to have plans,

244
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but looking back, I made the dates fun.

245
00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,726
He's kind of dull.

246
00:10:02,726 --> 00:10:05,145
Ooh, well, sorry for meddling.

247
00:10:05,145 --> 00:10:06,689
You live and you learn.

248
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:10,317
I just know there's someone out there
for you, Miss Deer Teacher.

249
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Maybe. Maybe not.

250
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But that's OK.

251
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I should probably take some time
to focus on what's most important.

252
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Finding someone new?

253
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Loving myself.

254
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Or that. You could do that, too.

255
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Yep.

256
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(peaceful music plays)

257
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I'll have the soup,

258
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for one.

259
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(peaceful music fades)

260
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(romantic snippet plays)

261
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(closing theme plays)

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Chirp.