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(湯的肥皂劇)

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{\an8}你永遠不會知道東西接觸過什麼

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等一下

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花鹿老師,妳忘了出功課了

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是嗎?

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我今晚有個重要約會
大概因此心不在焉

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心思,快回來!

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-祝我好運吧!
-好吧,祝妳好運!

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妳還好嗎,琪芙?

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今天沒有功課

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那真是好...令人失望,真難過

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不過妳運氣不錯
《火熱海灣》快開始了

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那是什麼?肥皂劇?得了吧

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《火熱海灣》前情提要...

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為什麼要闖進蔡斯的生日派對?
他要和明蒂結婚了!

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她不記得他假死了

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天啊!

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等妳見到瑪琳娜再說

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她很美,但她不知道那件事,因為...

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她有健忘症

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-瑪琳娜,那是鹽!
-對不起,只是...

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我今晚有個重要約會
大概因此心不在焉

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心思,快回來!

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祝我好運吧

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奇怪,和花鹿老師一樣

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那個瑪琳娜迪娜圖里納
是無可救藥的浪漫主義者

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不會吧,MDT?

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連名字縮寫都一樣

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我來幫你

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糟糕,真對不起

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慘了,我過敏!

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詹卡洛,等一下!

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我們重新來過好嗎,寶貝?
但或許下次就別點湯了

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真是悲劇

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神反轉呢

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有人從黑粉變成了迷妹

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(《火熱海灣》粉絲俱樂部
琪芙、貝瑞)

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說吧,約會如何?

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-完全悲劇
-怎麼了?

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我有過很多糟糕的約會

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但這次真的是糟透了

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他帶我去企鵝咖啡廳吃晚飯

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出於禮貌,我想幫他拉開椅子
結果害他摔倒

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-等一下
-然後我很愧疚

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所以我就摘了朵花給他,結果

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-他會過敏
-他會過敏

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-然後我...
-妳把湯灑在他的褲子上了!

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對,妳怎麼知道?

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說了妳也不會信

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我問妳
妳也把湯灑在自己身上了嗎?

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-沒有
-相信我,這招有用

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對,但她不可能那麼做

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真愛可能會有點髒亂
但難道不值得冒這個險嗎?

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是妳啊

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丹堤你好

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妳又要來把湯灑在我的褲子上了嗎?

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等一下

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要不要一起喝杯咖啡?

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琪芙查特利,我不知道妳怎麼辦到的

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-但妳說中了!
-不會吧,妳真的對自己潑湯?

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我真的對自己潑湯了

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我們晚上要在他家看電影

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等一下,根據昨晚那一集...

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-那一集?
-我有說“那一集 ” 嗎?

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我亂說了,我是說約會時

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妳懂的,妳也要有所貢獻才行

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比如說帶桌遊
螺絲起子和一些玻璃罐

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看電影帶這些?好吧

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-今晚就這樣了吧
-大概吧

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等等

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玻璃罐!

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厲害!

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但牠們要怎麼呼吸?

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請看!

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好的

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但我們要做什麼?又不能看電影

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我有帶桌遊!

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太厲害了

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相信我

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{\an8}(校長室)

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可不是嗎?丹堤邀我週末一起出遊

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超浪漫的,妳一定要去!

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妳確定?

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我們要去一間僻靜的小屋
沒有熱水,沒有手機信號

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-僻靜?
-很好,有隱私

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-會很黑
-非常適合觀星

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周圍沒有人會聽到妳的尖叫

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開心的叫聲!

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我懂什麼呢?

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我又不是真的約過很多會

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不知道耶,跟他約會的感覺是很棒

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但我們才認識一週左右
進度會不會太快?

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他還要求我
帶上所有的個人資料和紀錄

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他在為未來做打算

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很貼心,他也說過會給我驚喜

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到目前為止,妳的建議都是對的

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好啦,我去

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我真為妳感到高興,也為自己高興

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是我促成這一切的,都靠我!

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剛好趕上!

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歡迎回到《火熱海灣》!

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詹卡洛,寶貝
你為何要把我綁起來?

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-怎麼回事?
-我讓妳愛上我

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然後帶妳來海灣的邊緣

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這個偏遠的地方

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耐心等待妳入睡

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我才能盜用妳的身分

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別盜用我的身分!

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沒錯,很快,那就是我的了!

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猜到了

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慘了,花鹿老師跟壞人出遊了!

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都是我的錯!

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現我要泡一杯熱茶
加蜂蜜、生薑和檸檬

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來治療咳嗽

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但我回來時,妳的身分就是我的了!

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不!

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我不能再這麼大聲了

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居然在吊人胃口的橋段結束?

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就是啊,下一集要等星期一才會播

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但花鹿老師現在活在這場噩夢中!

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妳說什麼?

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上車再說,但我們得走了!

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是肥皂劇般的危機!

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老爸!

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-老爸,我們得破門而入
-完全了解!

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小心腳趾!慢點...

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咳嗽鬼,喝水吧你!

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文件濕了!

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到底怎麼回事?

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退後,花鹿老師,這傢伙是竊資達人

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-竊資達人,誰啊?
-什麼,不是啦!

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他邀我共度週末,是要幫我報稅

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-這就是驚喜
-報稅?

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-報稅?
-報稅

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那妳為什麼昏倒在椅子上?

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我打瞌睡了,報稅真的很無聊

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好吧,有道理,那你為什麼

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邪惡地摩擦雙掌?像這樣

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我剛在用洗手液

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我怎麼知道這些收據曾放在哪裡

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這倒沒料到

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爆米花?

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一切還好嗎?丹堤似乎...

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對,丹堤...不是真命天子

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我們是有過很完美的約會

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而且有計畫也是好事

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但回想起來,是我讓約會變得有趣

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他有點無趣

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抱歉打擾了

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活到老學到老

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妳一定會遇到真命天子的,花鹿老師

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或許吧,但沒關係

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我應該要花時間專注在最重要的事情

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-找新男友?
-愛自己

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也是,那樣也行

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一碗湯,謝謝

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字幕翻譯:洪麒盛