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{\an8}[announcer]
Brought to you by art.
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{\an8}Art! It is... It's not a joke.
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{\an8}[song playing over computer]
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{\an8}[Barry] Hmm.
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Hmm.
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[snarling]
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[all scream]
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Who are you?
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It's saying I'm an introvert,
but I don't know.
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No, I mean who is he?
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[Barry] The Ghost Wolf from the woods?
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Yes. I need to know
more about him.
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He saved us, Barr--
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Didn't even get to say
thank you.
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The rescue guy said
he herds lost kids to safety.
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It's not like we can get lost
on purpose.
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I regret my choice of words.
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- Hey, Kiff, wait up!
- [distant howling]
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All right, we saw him here
and then we went this way.
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[both scream]
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[both grunt]
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[yelps]
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[laughs]
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Hmm.
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[gasps]
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[panting]
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Feeling lost.
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Sure would be a great time
for a Ghost Wolf to find us.
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Barry needs a little breakie-poo.
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Kiff, look.
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[panting and snarling]
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[roars]
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[breathing heavily]
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- [grumbling]
- [both scream]
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Uh, we just wanted to say thank you
for herding us to safety.
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We respect you and your boundaries.
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{\an8}[growling]
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{\an8}Wow, this is a lot of reading.
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{\an8}Ahem. Apologies.
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I was not aware of at what age
non-ghost children become literate.
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I... I can speak the common tongue.
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Did you paint this?
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I did, but no one
was supposed to see it.
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Too powerful!
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You're so talented.
We got to have an art show.
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The world needs to see your art.
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You're kind, Squirrel Child.
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I paint for expression, not praise.
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But praise is nice.
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The world is not ready
for my art, though.
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I only paint that which is true.
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And nobody likes the truth.
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I would like to commission
from you ten pieces
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for my personal collection.
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I'll pay any price.
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I have no need for earthly coin.
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Oh, okay, so...
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I only value...
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[in monstrous voice]
...living things!
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- Uh...
- [in normal voice] Like plants.
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My rate is one rare fern
per painting.
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Would you like
some more friends?
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I think you would.
I think you would.
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You got a deal.
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You know I like old Mr. Ghost Wolf.
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He's a little whacky, but I can tell
he's got a heart of gold.
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So, what are you gonna do
with ten of his paintings?
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They're not for me.
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We're gonna have an art show
and prove to him
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that the world is ready for his art.
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Tomorrow, you come back here
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and make sure he does all ten paintings.
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I'll take care of the rest.
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[classical music plays]
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[sighs]
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Bunny Child.
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I am your new apprentice.
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I have always taken
a keen interest in the arts.
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Oh, well, uh, you are welcome
to watch, but, uh...
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Hmm. [growls]
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[snarling]
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Ooh, the artistic process.
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No, no, no. I have painter's block.
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I've never
done this before professionally.
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I'm a hobbyist!
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Hmm. How'd you paint
the first one?
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I was just watching you
and your friends in the woods,
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and I felt inspired.
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Oh, that's it!
We have to watch more people.
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Loosen it up.
Get the artistic juices flowing.
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Ahem, I know I'm just
some kid off the street,
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but I think you'll want
to hear what I have to say.
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- Yeah, that's it.
- Get out of here!
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We don't rent space
to any kid off the street
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with something to say.
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This is a serious art gallery.
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Crud. I need a new plan.
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Hmm.
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It is a 76-minute walk
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back to the aerial tram--
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Oh! Never mind!
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Sorry, forgot.
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Boop.
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[giggles] That tickles.
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[grunting]
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So? Are you inspired?
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Very. Let's find
some more people to observe.
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The artistic process!
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Good morning. I'm late.
Don't apologize to me.
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Ugh, derivative, contrived,
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reductive, lacking concept.
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Oh, did your mechanic
do this one?
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I mean that as a compliment.
It's not bad.
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- Can I help--?
- Mal Varland.
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We have an appointment
to discuss my client.
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I am so sorry, I don't have you
in my calendar.
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I said don't apologize to me.
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I represent the secretive artist,
Ghost Wolf.
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I presume you've heard of him?
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- Oh, of course.
- He's a soon-to-be icon.
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[sniffs]
Do you smell old lettuce?
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[hacks and clears throat]
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Step into my office.
Let's discuss the details.
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[teeth chatter]
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[classical music playing]
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I said three feet apart, not 2'11".
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So sorry, Mal.
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[sighs] I'm the only person
in this town with taste.
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Kiff, I just had the greatest day
of my young life.
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Ghost Wolf, these are incredible.
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I'm going to cry!
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So, uh, should I invoice
for the ferns, or...?
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Oh, right. I've got something for you.
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It's an invitation to the, uh...
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nursery where you can collect
the rare ferns.
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But it doesn't open until 7:00 p.m.,
and it's black tie.
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It's a nice nursery.
A nice night nursery.
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Okay, see you then. Bye!
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Hello? I'm here
for my ten rare ferns?
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Let there be art!
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Welcome, everyone. Meet the artist.
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- [man] What a talent.
- [woman] Wonderful!
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Usually you go to a gallery
and the artist is dead,
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but this guy's alive.
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So authentic. What a talent.
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What have you done?
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You said these were
for your personal collection.
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I wanted rare ferns,
not all of this.
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Ghost Wolf, can't you see?
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You thought people weren't ready
for your art, but look,
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they love it.
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- So wonderful.
- Whoo!
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So moving.
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Well, maybe...
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- [Glarbin] What is this?
- Yep, there it is.
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I don't measure my height daily
in a doorframe
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like a naive child filled
with the hope of growing taller.
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I'm a grown-up.
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[Miss Deer Teacher] Oh! Uh...
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I don't talk to my precious
childhood treasures
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like they're alive.
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[laughs nervously]
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Oh, no.
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I've never shared
my love of ice dancing with anyone.
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Oh, come on. Every--
Everyone looks at old photos
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of their ex for hours in the middle
of a Saturday. Everyone.
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Oh, now, everyone knows
I sleep with a night-light.
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- Uh, I guess.
- Hmm...
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He's taken private moments
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and turned them
into entertainment!
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Is this some sort of sick joke?
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[angry chattering]
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Better hide. Only a matter of time
before this becomes an angry mob.
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Boop. Boop.
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[grunts] I'm grown up, and I'm angry!
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Ugh, Squirrel Child,
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now do you get why the world
cannot see my art?
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Yeah. I should have
listened to you, Ghost Wolf.
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I'm sorry. This is a disaster.
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[Beryl] Marty, why didn't you
tell me you love ice dancing?
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I made you a costume years ago.
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I've been carrying it around
just in case.
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You got almost as many plushies
as I do.
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Maybe we should hang sometime.
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Oh, totally.
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Hello, I'm a local renovator.
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I would consider it an honor
to lower all your furniture by an inch.
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That one inch would mean
the world to me.
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[laughing]
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[scoffs] That's nothing.
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I've put a GPS tracker
inside the ear
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of all the exes I've ever had.
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Wow. Very upsetting.
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However, it does make me feel
less pathetic.
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- Thanks, Helen.
- Anytime.
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Well, embarrassing things
really bring people together.
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Maybe I overreacted.
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Uh, I should give people
more credit, trust the audience.
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Double boop.
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It all worked out.
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Eh, not yet.
There's still one thing left to do.
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Is that just some kid off the street?
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Let's hear it for the artist, Ghost Wolf.
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[cheers and applause]
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All right we start the bidding
at one rare fern.
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Do I hear two? Two rare ferns?
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Thank you, ma'am!
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Perhaps you can return this summer
to continue your apprenticeship?
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I've been getting
into sculpting as well.
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What do you think?
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I love and admire you very much,
Mr. Ghost Wolf.
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[sighs]
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[closing theme music playing]
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Chirp.